Fun Fact: intense dramatic turning actor Jack Lord was from Richmond Hill, Queens.

First things first now that this unfortunate series of traumatizing events in the five boroughs has reached a small milestone…

Mayor Bill de Blasio (the mayor of your city for readers from N.Y.C.) has decided to implement a plan for heroin addicts to shoot up their works in specialized facilities. This idea, that was featured in season 3 of “The Wire“, is an attempt to tamp down on overdose deaths and discourage junkies from shooting up on the streets and parks and in the privacy of their homes or in abandoned ones. It’s a response to thousand of O.D. deaths that outnumbered the total amounts of fatalities from murders and vehicular accidents even though this statistic wasn’t counted for the rosy celebratory announcement of (alleged) record breaking low crime stats last year by the mayor and the NYPD considering the federal illegality of the drug, the industry where it emanates from and the widespread crime that it fosters, like the desperate lengths addicts will do to get their fix like muggings and petty theft to murders ordered by drug lords and assaults and killings resulting from gangs fighting over territory for sales. Sites being considered are Gowanus in Brooklyn, Longwood in the Bronx, Washington Heights and Midtown West in Manhattan.

There is no doubt that the opioid epidemic has to be curbed and lives need to be saved, but the city can’t implement this without decriminalizing/legalizing the consumption, possession and selling of marijuana. It’s unjustly absurd that the city is going to allow heroin addicts special places to shoot up while there are still people being arrested for smoking and selling pot. Especially since the NYPD is still selectively targeting Blacks and Hispanics based on dubious phone call complaints about smoking outside, while wealthy hipsters are running a faux speakeasy selling weed and combining it with hard liquor for sale to wealthy majority White hipsters who buy and consume it in a house in Greenpoint with total impunity. (But don’t worry about them, because they are making drug abuse “elegant”).

This program is implemented in other countries around the world and is currently being considered in Seattle, San Francisco, and Philadelphia. But as is wont of Mayor de Blasio, and his delusion as a progressive superstar leader and his proclivity to spend lavishly, he’s going to jump the gun and be the first to start it this high risk program, and now he has the approval of Commissioner O’Neal despite observing that drug abuse and dealing was occurring off the facilities in two provinces in Canada.

And going by the fauxgressive mayor’s management of other crucial safety net programs like public housing and child services, he will probably fuck this one up too, piss a ton of money and human resources on it and will blatantly ignore any negative ramifications that will result when the sites officially open and have his aides cover up any incidents or hassles from the addicts and the pushers that will be loitering around these sites for a safe practically legal place to sell their product. While pot smokers have to continue to still worry about being caught, cuffed and imprisoned.

As long as pot remains illegal and in the same class of drug as heroin, these junkie wellness centers are full of shit and unfair. And shows that these so-called liberal leaders who are still wishy-washy on legalization and prefer to stall by ordering expensive redundant studies, don’t give a shit about sensible pot smokers and as citizens they are expendable. Particularly Black and Hispanic pot smokers. Maybe they’ll all get a card for their unnecessary troubles.

What drug decriminalization can be implemented to save society and what still can’t

In other city wide issues under the purview of Mayor de Blasio, in this city’s schools, attacks on teachers by students went up by 4.5% at a total of over 10,000 incidents, stats that are in utter contrast with Mayor de Blasio’s claims that schools have never been safer.

And if some teachers aren’t under enough stress dealing with wayward kids they also have to worry about their predatory horny faculty peers, as a report was released exposing 590 complaints of sexual harassment of teachers and workers for the Department of Education during de Blasio’s first term derived from a total report of 1,300 sexual harassment complaints from all city municipal agencies. Which this fucking mayor publicly and condescendingly dismissed as “hyper-complaint-dynamics”. Leaving no doubt that this deranged concoction term is behind any reason why cases in any city agency get ignored.

And robberies in the subway has gone up 54%. Now back to the five borough blotter.

Brooklyn

In East New York, a man got killed after being shot in the neck on the street. Ruining a four month stretch in the district about to get a disruptive city rezoning for hyper-development sowing fears of gentrification amongst low salaried residents without a reported murder according to the NY Times in a rare local news article just 2 days before.

Also in East New York, at the Livonia Ave. Station, a man got off the L train and was spotted by four men who followed him off the platform then chased him down the stairs and caught him by the turnstiles and stabbed him in the back, beat him down with punches and kicks, jabbed an umbrella at him and stabbed him another three times and stole his cellphone. All that for a cellphone.

Again in East New York, a school safety agent assaulted her friend and brandished a knife at her.

In Ditmars Park, a college professor was murdered in his basement by a man who stabbed him five times after he broke into his house from the back door. The killer was previously arrested for raping a woman who paid to sleep on his couch in his apartment on a sharing economy website.

Again in Ditmas Park, a man was shot in the back by a 61-year-old man on the street.

In Crown Heights, a Hasidic man greeted a man passing by him who got offended and accused him of being a fake Jew, then followed him to his home and ran up and attacked him, beating him to the ground and trying to strangle him while accusing his victim of stealing his money.

Also in Crown Heights, a big douche bag followed a going into an elevator at the Utica Ave. Station and held a box cutter to his neck and stole his wallet.

Again in Crown Heights, a man shot at three other men after an argument between them.

And again in Crown Heights, a man was stabbed to death in front of a smoke shop.

And again in Crown Heights, a building partially collapsed and disenfranchised 16 tenants from their apartments.

And again in Crown Heights, two men held up a man and a woman at knifepoint and robbed their headphones.

In Brownsville at the Marcus Garvey Houses, two gunmen released a fusillade of gunfire that left one man dead and injured four others. A car eerily drove by after the shooting and laughed at the crowd at the crime scene.

Also in Brownsville, a man walking on the street at 7:15 p.m. got nicked by a bullet to his head in the middle of a crossfire. Hours later, a drunk off-duty city bus driver drove into a cop who was investigating the crime scene.

Again in Brownsville, a fight between gangs escalated into a shooting leaving one man dead.

In Fort Greene, a woman whose husband stuck up a bodega and shot a clerk in the foot, threatened to shoot a worker by claiming she had her own gun at the same store.

In Bushwick, a man robbed a smoke shop (funny it looks like a bodega in footage) after he asked the manager to use the bathroom and lied about seeing a rat inside there and assaulted the manager from behind with an blunt object.

In East Flatbush, an excessively tattooed teacher sexually coerced a 15-year-old student.

Also in East Flatbush, a man was shot dead on the street.

Again in East Flatbush, two men walked up to another man on the sidewalk and shot him multiple times.

And again in East Flatbush, a man was found stabbed to death in his apartment.

In Canarsie, a man was shot to death standing on a street corner in a drive-by then the killer crashed his vehicle into another one trying to escape, injuring 3 passengers including a 3-year-old child.

Also in Canarsie, a two crash occurred when a speeding SUV smashed into van in the intersection, causing injuries to four people.

Again in Canarsie, a school crossing guard slapped her daughter in the face and threatened to hit her with a broomstick.

In Mill Basin, a man’s body washed up on the shore by a bridge on the Belt Parkway.

In Williamsburg, an off-duty EMT worker was caught driving drunk after he crashed his car by the BQE.

Also in Williamsburg, a man and woman were found dead from heroin overdoses inside an apartment.

Again in Williamsburg, a man swung a baseball at another man then chased him and beat him down to the pavement.

In Bensonhurst, a man got hit and had his leg pinned under a car whose driver swerved to avoid an incoming vehicle speeding into a parking lot and a fight in a parking garage lead to a stabbing.

In Bath Beach, a man stole a stroller with a three-year-old boy in it from a supermarket and the grandmother pursued him and got the kid back and the kidnapper ran away.

Also in Bensonhurst and Bath Beach, a man got robbed of $7000 from another man and woman who he invited in his house. A man broke into a car and stole a pair of designer sunglasses. A man held up another man for his jacket then demanded $100 for it’s return. A store was robbed of 6 grand from an employee that was fired. Two men broke into a house and robbed jewelry and $1000. Two men attacked another man on the street hitting him in the face with a belt buckle and two men broke into a store and stole a T.V.

Again in Bensonhurst  a man punched another man in the head causing him to drop his music player and stole it (music player? what kind Brooklyn Daily?)

In Sunset Park, a man boarded the N train at the 59th St. Station sat down across from a woman and proceeded to masturbate. Then he returned to the station and ripped down Wanted posters with his face on it for the perverted crime he committed.

Also in Sunset Park and again on the N train heading for the 59th St. Station, a man pointed a gun at another man after they argued.

Again in Sunset Park, a fire broke out in an apartment building, injuring one person.

And again in Sunset Park at the Metropolitan Detention Center, a jail guard got busted for sexually assaulting female inmates because of his smelly mutant dick.

And again in Sunset Park on the R train heading to the 53rd St. Station, a man whipped out his dick and jerked off in front of a woman seated in front of him.

In Borough Park, three men followed another man after an argument then beat him down to the pavement with a baseball bat and stabbed him repeatedly.

In Boerum Hill, a man was shot at multiple times and killed on the street by the boyfriend of the woman he was ballin’.

In East New York, two men shoplifted $200 worth of baby formula from a grocery store and ran away.

Herman Bell, who mercilessly killed two cops, one of them who was begging him, has been released from prison and moving to Brooklyn.

In Downtown Brooklyn at the High St. Station, a woman fell on the tracks and got hit by the arriving C train.

In Sheepshead Bay, an idiot worker sped out of a car wash and collided into another car that just got wiped down. When the elderly couple went to check out the damage, the idiot came speeding out again and ran both of them over and then backed up fast and ran over the 85-year-old woman, killing her instantly and her 90-year-old husband who survived the gruesome incident died from his injuries days later.

Also in Sheepshead Bay, a woman who left her house for 3 hours during the early afternoon came back and found it broken into and robbed of expensive watches and jewelry and another woman out for a few days found her apartment invaded and robbed of her jewelry and designer handbag.

Again in Sheepshead Bay, a burglar clipped a lock on a store and robbed it of $3,500.

In Bay Ridge and Dyker Heights, a man brandished a pair of scissors and threatened another man with them during a fight. A man pulled over while texting and driving was arrested for possession of a knife and two warrants for his arrest. An argument between two drivers escalated when one pulled out a pipe and threatened to hit him with it and two men ganged up on a man walking towards them and stole $300.

Also in Bay Ridge, a 10-year-old boy was hit by a car as he was crossing the street.

In Coney Island on the D train heading to 50 St Station, a drunk asshole went up to a 15-year-old girl and molested her by touching her thigh and kissing her.

Also in Coney Island and Brighton Beach, a woman attempting to rob potato chips assaulted a worker with her luggage who tried to stop her. A prick stole a wallet out of the hands of an 81-year-old man who was looking for his metrocard.

Again in Coney Island and Brighton Beach and also Seagate, two men sat down next to a woman on the F train and put a knife to her neck demanding her purse but took her cellphone instead. A delivery man about to deliver a pizza got jacked of it when he stepped out of his car. A 78-year-old man walking by a park was attacked and beaten down by a gang who robbed his wallet containing $45 and four men robbed a teenager of his cellphone on the street at gunpoint.

And again in Coney Island, a man broke into a deli and robbed it of $800 and a safe.

In Prospect Park, two teenage boys sitting at a picnic table were confronted by two other teenage boys who beat them up and stole their cellphones and earbuds.

In Marine Park, a man got attacked by a gang of teenagers who stole his cellphone. Another man held up a cell phone store, robbing it of 78 bucks and two men held up a convenience store at gunpoint and mad off with 500 bucks.

In Flatlands, a man stabbed his father in the neck and killed him in their house.

In Kensington, three men broke into a building and robbed two laptops.

In Windsor Terrace, a fake bomb was left by a bakery, scaring the shit out customers.

In Bed-Stuy, a man got shot point blank in the head and died by a playground where a BBQ party took place that night.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a shootout between three men in front of playground, leaving a 19-year-old man in critical condition.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a man broke into 32 cars in a month long crime spree.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a homeless woman set a car on fire.

And again in Bed-Stuy at the Rockaway Ave. Station, some shithead supervisor from the worst fucking transit system in the universe ordered a worker to repaint the yellow marker at the edge of the platform during the morning rush hour, leading commuters to track yellow footprints on the train and everywhere else.

(Bosh)

And on the 4 train on the fucking worst transit system in the universe where I assume it’s in goddamn Brooklyn, a total shithead took his pit bull out of his travel cage and sat her on the seat next to him like it was his child. When a woman wanted to sit down, he punched her and sicced the dog on her and then chomped on her foot and would not let go as the horrified commuters demanded the owner to order his bad undisciplined bitch  to let her go.

 

Queens

In Floral Park, a man was held up at gunpoint inside his home when the perpetrator shoved his way in and threw him on the floor. The victim was robbed of a $1000 previously on the street in his town.

In Pomonok, a man followed a 52-year-old woman after she dropped off her child at school then grabbed and dragged her to an apartment building stairwell and viciously raped and beaten her beyond recognition. The creep was caught by cops in a motel room in South Carolina and had a prior charge of beating and robbing a woman in Fordham Heights a year ago and was only charge with 3 years probation.

In Glendale, 2 armed men shot at another man on the street and ran away.

Also in Glendale, a two-year-old girl fell out of second floor window and miraculously survived.

In South Ozone Park, a driver shot at another vehicle after he followed it when he had an altercation with its driver on Cross Bay Blvd. in Howard Beach.

Also in South Ozone Park, a man killed himself when he lost control of his car and crashed through a parking lot fence by JFK airport, flipping it over and colliding with other parked vehicles.

In Middle Village during a street hassle, a man punched another man in the face and stole his phone.

Also in Middle Village, a man lost control of his truck and crashed into a building.

In Jamaica, a man held up a business at gunpoint and a towel over his face and robbed it of $23,000.

Also in Jamaica, a woman showed up in Jamaica Hospital and told medical staffers she prematurely gave birth to a baby that she dumped in a trash can somewhere in Ozone Park.

In Corona, two men wearing motorcycle helmets shot a man with a stun gun as he was picking up a package in the lobby of an apartment building. The daft punks are still at large.

Also in Corona, a woman had her legs crushed as she was crossing the street when two car crash accident occurred and hit her.

In Maspeth, two men fired their guns on the street by the L.I.E., breaking a window on a car caught in the crossfire.

Also in Maspeth, a man, his mother and a woman conspired to beat up the man’s ex-girlfriend at her apartment and steal her dog.

In College Point, a 65-year-old man set himself on fire in his car in Home Depot parking lot.

In Averne, a woman who applied for a loan on a website was met by three men who rolled up in a black car and held her up at gunpoint, drove her around town and made various stops forcing her to make money orders and buy gift cards for the thieves, robbing her of close to $4,000.

In Edgemere on the A train, three men ganged up and beat down a commuter robbing him of his headphones and ran off the train at the 36th St. Station.

In Rego Park, a man got killed when he crashed into a utility pole losing control of his car.

In Long Island City, a man who assaulted a 70-year-old woman and stole her purse was caught by a NYPD school safety agent that chased him down and arrested him. The skell had a prior rape conviction.

In Jackson Heights, a 9-year-old boy got killed when an 86-year-old man ran him over as he was turning his car then drove off in a state of oblivion until he was stopped by a samaritan who stopped him.

Also in Jackson Heights, a house fire caused injuries to two girls, 6 and 8, when they were forced to jump out the windows to save themselves.

In Woodhaven, two people were run over by a hit-and-run driver at 1 a.m.

In Wavecrest, a Parks Dept. worker punched a woman in the face in their apartment building.

In Broad Channel, a dead man’s body washed ashore from Jamaica Bay.

In Briarwood, a car wash worker lost his leg when his co-worker drove right into him coming out and pinned him to the car he was wiping down.

Also in Briarwood, a man got killed by a hit-and-run driver as he was crossing the street.

In Ridgewood, an off-duty cop smashed a parked police car while driving drunk and drove off.

In Elmhurst, a man sneaked up behind a woman on the sidewalk and grabbed her vagina.

In Long Island City at the Queensboro Plaza Station, a man shoved another man on the platform and then punched him in the face when the commuter tried to fight back.

Also in Long Island City, a man looted mass amounts of copper wire two times from a Con Ed building.

Somewhere in Queens, a NYPD school safety trainee beat up his girlfriend because he saw another man on her social media platform page.

In Rego Park, a man crashed his car into a light pole and died instantly.

Also in Rego Park, two assholes were caught and arrested for trying to fish mail out of a mailbox.

In Hunters Point, a six-story building went ablaze from the first floor, injuring six people.

In College Point, a woman left her 2-year-old daughter in her car with the windows closed as she went shopping at a clothing store.

In Flushing at Kissena Park, a dead body of a 17-year-old boy was found by a hiker. The mother of the victim told him not to go out that day.

Also in Flushing, a 17-year-old boy distracted with his phone was attacked by 3 other teenage males who knocked him to the ground and stole his sneakers and wallet. The three idiots tried to sell them to a dealer and it turned out the sneakers were knock-offs.

Again in Flushing, a man is wanted for snatching purses and wallets in a month long spree.

In Queens Village, a house went on fire overnight, killing 3 family members and injuring 8.

And again in Flushing at the Willets Point Station, a man boarded the 7 train with his pants halfway down and a rubber on his dick then sat across a woman and bailed when the train got to the next stop.

In Kew Gardens at the Union Turnpike Station, a man exiting the train was punched in the head and knocked to the ground by a complete stranger.

Also in Kew Gardens, a burglar broke into a Yeshiva School and robbed a soda machine of 300 quarters. The same thief is also suspected of robbing a synagogue of two charity boxes and hitting the same school and soda machine robbing it of $600 of quarters.

Again in Kew Gardens, a man punched a 14-year-old boy in the face and called him an anti-semitic slur.

In Far Rockaway, a banker used his dead sister’s identities to pilfer over $650,000 from their real estate investments so he can live large.

In Bayside, three men were running a brothel in the basement of their house.

In Astoria, a 64-year-old woman was found stabbed to death in her kitchen with a knife still in her back.

Also in Astoria, two men robbed a $1000 phone on a display case at a store, punched one of the workers and ran off.

In Jamaica Estates, 3 boys snuck into a backyard and stole 3 bikes.

In Auburndale, two men disguised as construction workers attempted to break into a house through the second floor and the back door.

In Hunters Point by the Midtown Tunnel, a man pulled over for having tinted windows was busted possessing bags of pharmaceuticals emblazoned with Bart Simpson’s picture on it. Aye Caramba!

Manhattan

In Union Square at the train station of the same name, a man wearing a stupid cap once worn daily by Figurehead Trump yelled racial slurs and fascist invectives at another man on the 4 train, then followed him as he exited the train then assaulted him with punches and pushed him off the platform onto the train tracks. Breaking news: the attacker had priors.

Also in Union Square, a woman was held up at knifepoint and robbed of $3,500 in front of a bank shortly before noon where she was about to make a deposit for the restaurant she works at.

In Herald Square in front of the Empire State Building, an argument between two men escalated when one man stabbed another man multiple times around 1:40 p.m. Assaults in that area’s district has gone up 37%.

In Times Square at the subway station of the same name on the A/C/E platform, a man slashed another man in the face because he sat down next to him on a bench which was covered with a copy of the day’s N.Y. Daily News.

Also in Times Square, a man soliciting money for a false homeless charity shouted homophobic slurs at a man who was filming his hustle.

In Washington Heights, a woman was attacked in her car by a man swinging a broomstick at her, breaking her window and hitting her in the face as she was waiting for the light to turn green.

In the Lower East Side, an 84-year-old man sitting on a park bench was randomly punched in the face by a dick who ran away.

In the West Village, a cat burglar has robbed 6 homes in a four month span, stealing close to a 100 grand worth of jewelry.

In Midtown, a man robbed a bank at high noon and escaped through the Grand Central Terminal.

Also in Midtown, an impatient and reckless cab driver swerved around an overturned box truck and hit 2 cops on the street who were investigating the accident and smashed into a police car injuring the cop inside it.

Again in Midtown at the 7th Ave. Station, a man sat down next to a woman on a bench and whipped his bitty choda out and jerked it off.

In Penn Station, a man grabbed a woman’s ass as she walking up the steps to the street.

In East Harlem, a dead man’s body washed up by the banks of the Harlem River.

Also in East Harlem, a man attacked two men with an ice pick, stabbing one of them on the shoulder at 1 p.m.

In Battery Park, another dead man’s body was found floating in the Hudson River.

In Harlem at the Carver Houses, a 17-year-old boy was shot to death as he was walking in the courtyard.

Also in Harlem, a man sneaked up behind a woman who was heading for the bus stop and slashed her in the face in front of the Apollo Theater next to the Banana Republic.

Again in Harlem, a man kidnapped a baby boy from a day care center and abandoned him on a staircase to get revenge on his ex-girlfriend and mother of the child.

And again in Harlem, a woman who had a miscarriage dumped her fetus in a street corner garbage can.

And again in Harlem, two letters threatening to cause a mass shooting surfaced at a high school.

And again in Harlem, the 29th floor of an apartment building went on fire, injuring 12 residents as the fire alarms weren’t working.

And again in Harlem, a man broke into a church and stole an old bible and other holy symbolic relics.

In Columbus Circle, a man with a metal bar broke into the basement and was roaming the halls of the 52nd floor of the Trump International Hotel looking for Jared Kushner.

In the Upper East Side at Central Park, a man was found dead on a park bench with a belt around his neck

In the Upper East Side during the obnoxious and ostentatious Met Gala Ball where celebrities dressed like complete idiots, a man was beaten down by three men from a terrible rapper’s entourage when he tried to get her autograph by the Mark Hotel.

(TMZ)

In Morningside Heights, a man riding his bike got killed after a driver opened his car door unawares and knocked him to the ground.

In Washington Heights, a man choked and beat up his ex-girlfriend in his bedroom when she tried to get her stuff.

In the Flatiron District, an off-duty garbage man grabbed a woman’s crotch and assaulted her boyfriend in a bar.

In Inwood, a man followed a woman off the A train to her apartment building then grabbed her from behind when she opened the gate and attempted to rape her then ran away when she fought back.

Also in Inwood, a man was caught driving drunk by Fort Tyron Park at a quarter to three in the morning.

In NoMad, an FDNY official loaded on booze and cocaine drove his government appointed car onto a crowded sidewalk.

In Kips Bay, a woman committed suicide by hanging herself in her NYU dorm room.

Also in Kips Bay, a man under arrest for drug possession managed to flee from federal agents from the DEA.

In Murray Hill, a biker who got hit by a cab when he ran a red by the Midtown Tunnel died from his injuries.

In the Upper West Side in Central Park, a pedicab rider with an illegal motor fixed to his bike got stopped by a Parks Dept. Officer and then shoved her causing her to belt to get caught on the wheel and then attempted to flee dragging the cop fifty feet.

Again in the Upper West Side in Central Park, a 14-year-old boy was attacked, beaten down and robbed by two teenage males.

Also in the Upper West Side, an 85-year-old woman was killed crossing the street.

In the Bowery, a man jerking off in a bus splooged on a woman’s head.

In Chelsea, a cab driver lost control of his car and smashed into a livery vehicle that jumped the curb onto the sidewalk, hitting a woman and pinning her to a store front deli.

Bronx

In Morrisania, a street hassle escalated when a man fired 8 shots in front of a pizzeria and killed a 27-year old man and hit a 17-year-old boy and a 29-year-old man.

In Co-Op City, an outbreak of Legionairre’s Disease spread through an apartment complex building, infecting three people and killing one elderly person.

In Fordham Manor, a morning fire engulfed and destroyed six stores.

In Crotona Park, a gang fight in a park at 12:30 p.m. escalated into two men getting shot, wounding one man in the chest and killing another with a shot to the head.

In Eastchester, a 53-year-old woman died bravely trying to save her cats from a house fire.

In Concourse Village, a man got shot to death inside his girlfriend’s apartment after he answered a knock on the door.

In Hunts Point, two men sidled inside an apartment building and grabbed a 63-year-old woman in the foyer by knifepoint. As the woman resisted, they slammed her to the floor, one of the scumbags took his knife and cut the strap off her purse and robbed her wallet and both gleefully ran away.

In Belmont at the St. Barnabas Hospital, a man under arrest and in custody of the NYPD, tricked the cops by making a diversion and bolted out the door and the hospital with his handcuffs still on. It reportedly took 20 to 30 cops to catch him.

In Tremont, a bike rider got killed in a hit-and-run by a box truck driver making a turn into the expressway.

In Woodstock, a garbage truck driver backed up into and killed an elderly man even though people were shouting at him to stop.

Also in Woodstock, a man got stabbed to death in a stairwell in the Adams Houses over an argument over money.

In Soundview, a man got shot in the face at a park at 6 a.m.

In Norwood, a man got shot to death on the street by a man who walked up to him.

In University Heights, a 16-year-old boy died on the street after getting stabbed twice to his mid-section by a man who accompanied two other kids the victim was fighting with.

Also in University Heights, a boat was left abandoned on the side of the road for a week, collecting and piling up trash.

In Williamsbridge, a man murdered his “new” girlfriend inside his apartment by stabbing her to death.

In Fordham Heights, a man claiming to be a spiritual healer walked on a pregnant woman’s stomach, causing her to lose her baby and manipulated two men and three other women to having coitus with him by claiming he was a saint vessel.

In West Bronx, a school safety agent found a wallet at chicken wing shop and stole cash and credit cards from it.

In Morris Park, four people got seriously injured after their cars collided on the avenue.

Staten Island

In Elm Park, a woman smashed a window with a chair in a Popeye’s Fried Chicken Restaurant because the cashier wouldn’t honor her order for the 4 for $4 value meal that Wendy’s offers. Although she clearly over-reacted, Popeye’s had it coming because they don’t include sodas in their value meals.

In Travis-Chelsea, a off-duty fireman got arrested for possession of crack and a pipe. He only got a ticket and suspension.

In Ivy Court, a man broke into a house with his friend lying dead on the floor and stole his checkbook then used it to forge his name to write checks totaling over 7 grand.

In Stapleton, a man got shot in the chest and killed after a fight with another patron in a bar.

To cap this post with some advice for our oblivious, ambitious and flawed (policy-making, politically and self) mayor,

The junk merchant doesn’t sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to his product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise. He degrades and simplifies the client.

William S. Burroughs

Never trust a junkie

Nancy Spungen (Sid & Nancy)