There’s a good reason why those pigeons look concerned…

Queens

In Kew Gardens, a 6-year-old boy playing in front of his house was confronted by a man who walked up to him, picked him up and body slammed him to the concrete on the driveway. The boy’s neighbor followed the man as he walked away and sat on a curb muttering to himself and told him that he was bipolar and wanted to kill the kid, who wound up in critical condition from the random attack.

The man was found to be homeless, as this attack occurred a week after a psychotic homeless man murdered four other homeless people as they slept and brutally beat a man by the East River Park days before.

The homeless man has been in and out of psych wards and back in the street in shelters multiple times and it was found out that he assaulted an 80-year-old woman and robbed her ipad and had a warrant on him for missing a court date for an assault of a woman at a fast food restaurant where he bashed her leg with a chair. This man is basically the symbol of this lenience given to perpetrators from this city’s court system and the non-existent services of de Blasio’s wife’s abomination and scandalous Thrive mental health program.

Also in Jamaica, a man murdered his mother-in-law at her house by slitting her throat as her grandchildren were in another room, then he rolled her in a blanket and dragged her down to basement to hide her body.

Again in Jamaica, two teenage boys were confronted then attacked by a gang who slashed them and stole their ipods and cellphone.

And again in Jamaica, a man grabbed a 14-year-old girl from behind and tried to squeeze her butt while on the stairs at the Parsons Blvd. Station.

And again in Jamaica, an off-duty fireman crashed his car into another vehicle while driving drunk and drove away.

In South Jamaica, a 14-year-old boy was shot to death when a stray bullet that was fired from nearly 100 yards away hit his neck while he was playing basketball with his friends in a playground court. His playing garnered interest from high school recruiters impressed with his abilities.

Also in South Jamaica, a woman got killed while riding a scooter and her friend riding with her got injured when a drunk driver hit them from behind and drove away. He got busted by cops later in Long Island.

In Jamaica Hills, a 16-year-old girl got shot on her shoulder from a stray bullet that was meant for a 16-year-old boy involved in a fight between two gangs by a charter school and the shooting was tied to the killing of the boy a few days earlier in a basketball court barely a mile away. The bullet is still lodged in the girl’s shoulder.

The suspect was caught and was revealed to have multiple priors from other gun holdups and brutal beatings and robberies of other boys this year. His unintended victim now lives in fear of going outside and of dying.

Also in Jamaica Hills, a man grabbed a 12-year-old girl’s butt as she was exited the 169th Station.

In Jamaica Estates, two men robbed two lawn mowers, two leaf blowers and a snowblower from  a shed by a house on two consecutive nights.

In Ridgewood, two homeless men brawling with each other in the street fatally ended when one of them connected a punch causing the other to fall on his head on the concrete, instantly killing him.

In Flushing, a drunk ass off-duty cop was flashing his service gun to a waitress at a karaoke bar then whipped it out as the clip fell onto the floor. Then he aimed it at her head and demanded her to come hang out with him.

Also in Flushing, two men arguing with each other at a frat house escalated when one of them stabbed the other with a knife and nearly disemboweled him.

In Sunnyside, a karate instructor raped his 12-year-old student after molesting her multiple times in the summer.

In Jackson Heights, a man riding his bike on the sidewalk sneaked up behind a woman and grabbed her ass and rode off.

In Briarwood, a man wanted for missing a court date for an assault charge got detained by police, then jumped out of the back of the patrol van and ran away while still cuffed. He ran for five blocks and got caught. This is nearby where the humane Kew Gardens tower prison will be built.

In Long Island City, a rusty heavy bolt fell from the elevated tracks at the Queensboro Plaza Station and smashed threw the windshield of a man’s car as he was driving.

In Forest Hills, a man collapsed and died on his stoop and was found with his head lodged in the banister.

In Corona, a 74-year-old woman got hit by an SUV as she was crossing the street and died from her injuries days later.

Also in Corona, a woman crossing the middle of the street got hit by an SUV when the driver was making a turn

In Glen Oaks, a man shot another man to death on the street then stashed the body between two buildings.

Also in Glen Oaks, a woman got killed crossing the turnpike when a driver ran her over while turning and failing to yield.

In Hillcrest, a college lacrosse player cut open his roommate with a knife during a brawl inside a frat house.

In Richmond Hill at the Jamaica/Van Wyck Station, a man grabbed a woman’s ass and ran away.

In South Richmond Hill, a man walloped a bus driver on his head and body with an umbrella because he wasn’t moving fast enough for him.

In Ozone Park, a giant heavy chunk of metal fell from the A train elevated tracks and landed on a livery driver’s car, smashing the rear windshield.

In Springfield Gardens, a man was shot to the death on a street corner found with a bullet in his head.

In Cambria Heights, a 79-year-old man got accosted by five boys at a public library and then was chased down the block and attacked as one of them punched him causing him to fall as another boy followed up by punching him multiple times while he was down on the sidewalk, breaking his hip and six of his ribs.

In Fresh Meadows, an off-duty police sergeant committed suicide by shooting himself in his house. He is the 10th cop to kill himself this year. PBA head and loudmouth Pat Lynch advises other stressed out officers afraid to come forward with their struggles while thinking of suicide to “DON’T FUCKING DO IT”. Sage and heartwarming advice dude.

In Broad Channel, a man got killed when he got hit by an SUV driver while riding his bike.

In Rockaway Beach, a 66-year-old woman riding her bike got killed as she got hit by an approaching van driver while she was making a turn.

In Douglaston, a landlord found a dead person decomposing under a pile of clothes and garbage left behind by an evicted tenant.

In Astoria and College Point, a man broke into four construction sites and robbed tools collectively worth around $20,000. This thief is very savvy to take advantage of all this over-development.

In Lindenwood, two stray dogs were running loose on the street and then a cop shot one of them as they approached.

On the Grand Central Parkway, two homeless men camping out on a longtime city neglected community garden decided to solve a smidgen of the homeless crisis that got worse under Mayor de Bastard and built an actual house on the green space. Which was immediately destroyed by the Sanitation Department who sent some men wearing hazmat suits like it was a gas attack in Allepo, Syria.

de Bastard sternly proclaimed that your city (meaning his and his donor owners) will not tolerate encampments. But thousands of people living on the streets and families living in hotels and residents living in inhumane conditions in public housing is suitably tolerant for him. Dick.

Here’s something I overlooked about the purge incident involving a bunch of high school kids going batshit and vandalizing a CVS store in Forest Hills in the last New Bad Days, the precinct commander Capt. John Cermeli’s even batshit response about the incident on Metropolitan Ave:

“There were still kids around outside of the store but nobody from the CVS management could identify who was actually doing what, so we really couldn’t just arrest anybody,” he said.

The commanding officer added that the students weren’t stealing any items.

“They were just being mischievous,” Cermeli said.

Oh you goofy kids, causing mischief by rioting like that. And thanks for not stealing anything so we don’t have to file another report and put y’all threw booking. The blue wall of insouciance gets bigger and denser.

Brooklyn

In Downtown Brooklyn, a man arrested for robbery and domestic violence jumped out of police car and ran away while in custody and as he was about to be processed at central booking and was still at large. He finally got caught almost a month later. This should be remembered as the city builds the humane tower prison in nearby Boerum Hill.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn, a man killed himself sliding down a spiral banister and falling to the floor at the Brooklyn Museum during a private event.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn, gunshots when off inside the Jay St./Metrotech Station at the start of the afternoon when some man pulled a gun by a token booth and started blasting. Five people were subsequently arrested. The biggest mystery is why this story is not that detailed as it looks as if it involves gang violence.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, a brawl between two groups of high school students spilled into the Jay St./Metrotech Station where the fighting continued as cops on the platform tried to break them up. During an arrest of one teenage male who allegedly fought back, a cop throws a punch at a teenage who tried to intervene then punched another teenage male who walked by him and they get into a fistfight. A 16-year-old girl got arrested along with three other teenage males during the melee. The overtly aggressive cop has priors for excessive force and the second kid he walloped is going to sue the city for five million dollars.

Days after this incident expectedly went viral, the cop got transferred to another precinct. And as usual with the disturbing secrecy conveyed by de Blasio’s NYPD, the cop or what station he now patrols for has not been identified. So keep an eye out for him, specifically fellow cops because this guy is going to get you in trouble.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, a gang member pantomined a gun and pointed it at a man who was testifying against his cousin who was being indicted for a home invasion armed robbery where they impersonated police officers to shake down a drug dealer.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, three men held up a jewelry store at gunpoint and robbed it of $15,000 in merchandise. They also previously held up a jewelry store at Williamsburg robbing over 50 grand in merchandise and $4000 in cash, held up two cellphone store in East Flatbush and robbed them of phones, ear sticks and $900 and initiated their spree in Bushwick as they robbed a laundromat of $5,800 by sneaking up behind a worker who was counting the day’s earnings. They also took his cellphone.

In Fort Greene, the man who was caught sabotaging the transit system for months by surfing on the cars and pulling emergency brakes went berzerk at the Dekalb Ave. Station and challenged other commuters to a fight, then grabbed a woman and rammed her head first into the D train car. He also slammed a woman into the F train at the 179th St. Station in Jamaica earlier in the morning and was surfing the B train and then punched a man at the Rockefeller Station in Midtown who told him not to spit on the platform.

Also in Fort Greene, a homeless shelter intentionally served month old expired food by a contractor that deliberately relabeled them to people residing there.

In Crown Heights, four people got shot to death and two other men and a woman got wounded from getting hit with bullets and two other people got injured trying to escape a shootout between a player and a security guard after a game of cee-lo went wrong when accusations of cheating were addressed inside a social club being used a gambling den. The night spot has been a destination hangout for over a decade with a multitude of noise complaints and eyewitness reports of open drug and alcohol use. In other words, vibrancy in action. How did the night mayor miss this one.

Also in Crown Heights,at the Franklin Ave. Station, a man hopped the turnstiles and ran into the arriving 4 train with around ten cops in pursuit of him. When the cops reached the platform, all of them drew their guns inside the train car filled with other commuters and pointed their guns aiming at the suspect, who sat their with his hands up. The doors opened and the cops swarmed and dogpiled on him and took him away. The NYPD took these threatening and hazardous measure because they were acting on a tip that he was armed with a gun.

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Again in Crown Heights, two fire engines crashed into each other and hit two other cars when both were responding to a fire at a building.

And again in Crown Heights, two men held up a deli at gunpoint and fucked up the robbery when one of them couldn’t figure out to open the register.

In Boerum Hill, a man was being pursued by plain-clothes cops that witnessed him firing his gun at someone at the Gowanus Houses. The man then shot back at the cops after warnings to drop his gun, leading them to shoot him dead by collectively firing 30 shots to take him out. He was on parole for only five days after he got out of prison serving time for attempted robbery.

In East New York at the Crescent St. Station, a man inexplicably hopped onto the elevated train tracks and stood still, then got killed by the arriving J train.

Also in East New York, a recidivist thief stole a rental car and killed himself crashing into a garbage truck.

In Bed-Stuy, a man was shot to death in the middle of the street following an argument with another man.

Also in Bed-Stuy, two men were shot at while standing on a street corner. With one getting hit in the groin and the other in the arm.

Again in Bed-Stuy, two cops confronted a man drinking alcohol on a stoop. As the cops were trying to detain him, the man tried to flee and started punching them as they tried to hold him. As the cops tried to arrest him, another man intervened and threw punches at both of them causing the man to break free and run as two other men got involved and stole a cellphone from one of the officers.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a 9-year-old girl lit herself on fire with a lighter she found in her charter school.

And again in Bed-Stuy at the Bedford Ave/Norstrand Ave. Station, a man screwing around on the platform dropped his skateboard on the tracks, causing the emergency breaks to activate on the arriving G train.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man threw bleach on a person’s face inside of a fitness center.

And again in Bed-Stuy, five women attacked a livery cab driver after he dropped them off.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man got killed when he got hit by a minivan making a left turn as he was riding his motorcycle.

In Brownsville, a man was chased into an apartment building at the Howard Houses by a gunman. The man being pursued kicked over a bucket of soapy water being used by a a NYCHA custodian was mopping, who then immediately walked out another door when the gunman came in, who also slipped on the slick floor. When he got up he aimed his gun twice at his target but it misfired both times so he decided to pistol whip him and tried to shoot him again but it misfired again, giving his victim the opportunity to escape.

Also in Brownsville, a man walked into a nail salon and whipped out his dick and started pissing on the floor in front of everyone after he asked to use their bathroom. When two police officers came over to detain the derelict, a t-shirt vendor came rushing inside and interfered with the arrest. The vendor then took a metal chair and smashed it over one cop’s head, leading the cop to shoot him five times as he was falling. The vendor wound up dying and the cop wound up in a temporary coma from his injuries. The vendor, who had bipolar disorder, tried to get help with his family’s assistance but the NYC health dept. officials determined that he wasn’t a threat to anyone or himself.

Making this fucked up story more fucked up, city workers from the Thrive program called 5 days later after the killing to find out how the dead man was doing. And that is how de Blasio’s co-mayor wife Chirlie spends the billion dollars for her scandalous Thrive program.

In Flatbush, a man barged into an apartment building, saw a woman inside and grabbed her head and forced her into his groin. Then he ran out and rode away on his bike.

Also in Flatbush, a man stabbed another man to death in broad daylight in front of the victim’s apartment building.

Again in Flatbush at the Nostrand Ave. Station, a man sneaked up behind a woman and pushed her onto the tracks.

And again in Flatbush, a man was stabbed to death by his cousin during an argument in his mother’s apartment. The killer moved in to help take care of his victim’s mother who had dementia and took advantage of her condition but his lawyer said he did it in self-defense.

And again in Flatbush, a man was stabbed to death inside his apartment.

In East Flatbush, a man got shot to death inside his apartment building following an argument with another man.

Also in East Flatbush, a man was stabbed to death in his apartment and his killer tried to cover up the crime by dragging the body down to the basement and burning the building down.

Again in East Flatbush, two cops responding to a 911 call that turned out to be bogus returned to find their patrol vehicle bombed with eggs and covered with boxes and garbage.

In Bushwick, while a man was in his backyard, two men sneaked into his house and robbed his laptop, Ipad, video game console and a camera.

Also in Bushwick, an off-duty cop beat up his girlfriend in a domestic violence incident.

Again in Bushwick, a woman got hit by a car while jaywalking in the intersection.

And again in Bushwick, an off-duty cop beat up his wife at their apartment during a domestic dispute.

And again in Bushwick, a man got shot to death with a blast to his head as soon as he stepped out of his car.

And again in Bushwick, a man intervened during an arrest of a man by punching him in the head multiple times as two cops were trying to cuff him.

In Sunset Park, a woman ran a red light in her car as another car with the green light collided into hers, causing her to spin out and hit a woman walking in the crosswalk.

Also in Sunset Park, a man got into an argument with another man in his car and accused him of rolling to close to him while he was crossing the street. When the driver exited the car while holding a bat, the pedestrian took out a knife and stabbed him in the back during the street hassle.

Again in Sunset Park at the 36th St. Station, a man passed out while standing on the platform and fell onto to track bed and was rescued by some Samaritans. The FDNY and the NYPD for some reason did not log any 911 calls of this incident.

And again in Sunset Park at the 36th St. Station, a man snatched a necklace off a woman’s neck when the N train arrived.

And again in Sunset Park, a man stalked a woman walking on the sidewalk then grabbed her butt and ran away.

And again in Sunset Park, a man sneaked into a house through an open door of a basement apartment and molested a woman while she was sleeping on her bed then ran away when she awoke.

And again in Sunset Park, a man grabbed a 14-year-old girl’s ass while she was walking with her parents.

In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man was stabbed in the back while on the street.

Also in Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man shot another man to death during a fight inside of a bodega. The suspect made bail twice which were lowered by judges and with the promise of participating in a diversion program following two arrests involving a loaded gun and a robbery he committed while on probation.

Again in Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, six cops answering to a noise and drug use complaint attempted to arrest a man who kept inquiring why he was being arrested as the supervising officer sat in his car and did nothing to quell the situation. Nothing was said about what exactly the man was charged with.

In Williamsburg, a man got held captive by two men he let into his apartment who then held him up at gunpoint and demanded his ATM card pin number. Then one of the men went to the bank and used the card to rob their victim of $600 and also robbed $300 and his Ipad and cellphones that were inside his place.

Also in Williamsburg, a man jumped into a truck that was left open and snatched $3,000 in cash. When the driver spotted him, he gave chase but stopped when the thief took out a knife.

Again in Williamsburg, a woman was attacked by a man who broke into her apartment and was on top of her on the bed. He ran out the building after she screamed and was apprehended later in Crown Heights.

And again in Williamsburg, a man got held up at gunpoint and robbed of his cellphone and credit cards while he was sitting in a chair at a barber shop as other customers and barbers either didn’t notice or more likely didn’t want to get involved.

And again in Williamsburg, a man with multiple criminal priors got shot to death on the street in front of the Williamsburg Houses.

In Park Slope, a man lit a backpack on fire he left behind at a Jewish Center.

Also in Park Slope, a man flashed his little choda and pebbles to a group of girls walking home from school.

In Canarsie, a man jumped into a car with the engine left running and stole it, not realizing there was a 6-year-old boy in the back seat waiting for his dad who went to the hardware store.

Also in Canarsie, a 17-year-old boy previously arraigned on 34 counts of assault and armed robbery and was released by a judge who reduced the bail set upon him at 225 grand to $6,000, went on a one month crime wave by the Brueklen Houses where he lives. First he robbed a 15-year-old of her cellphone and then he punched a woman on a street corner and ran away with her purse. He also threatened to stab a man and robbed his sneakers. He capped off his recidivist criminal behavior by stalking a 12-year-old girl who was heading to school to pick up her sister and then jumped her and demanded her phone and rifled through her bookbag, then forced her into a nearby building into a basement and made her remove her clothes then sexually assaulted her.

The recidivist ratfucker went off on the prosecutor during his way overdue conviction and being perp walked to his cell by calling her a fucking bitch twice. The judge this time set the bail at $100,000. Twice less that what was charged the last time he was arraigned.

Again in Canarsie, two men were shot at as they were leaving a night club.

In Clinton Hill, a man was shot at twice on a street corner, getting hit the hand and hip following a street hassle with four other men.

In Flatlands, two cops crashed their patrol car into another vehicle while they were responding to a report about a man possessing a gun and a knife.

In Borough Park, four creeps in an SUV attempted to kidnap four children by rolling up to them on the corner and offering them candy.

In Bay Ridge, a man hit a woman with his car while she was walking in the crosswalk when he didn’t yield the right of way to her.

Also in Bay Ridge, a man grabbed a pumpkin off a porch and bashed it into the ground. He was wearing a fedora hat and black jacket just like de Niro’s mischievous Johnny Boy character in Mean Streets.

Again in Bay Ridge, a Muslim couple trying to shop were accosted by a woman who demanded that they go back to their country and slapped the cellphone out of the woman’s hand.

And again in Bay Ridge, a man jerked off while watching children play in a park and punched a man who caught him in the act when he confronted the diddler.

And again in Bay Ridge, a man thrusted his groin up against a woman on her ass as she was exiting the R train.

And again in Bay Ridge, a man walked up to a boy on the sidewalk and threatened to punch him if he didn’t give him money and he made off with $24.

And again in Bay Ridge, a man sneaked into the basement of a restaurant and robbed a wallet from a pair of pants left down there.

And again in Bay Ridge, a man had his wallet stolen from his gym locker and the cards were used to spend 300 bucks on train fare.

And again in Bay Ridge, a woman had her car stolen from her driveway.

And again in Bay Ridge, a woman got hit by a car while walking in the crosswalk while the driver made a turn.

In Bensonhurst, a man got jumped by two men on the street who beat him down and robbed $60 off him and drove away in a black car.

Also in Bensonhurst, a 73-year-old man was randomly punched in the face by a man while he was smoking outside.

Again in Bensonhurst, a woman was robbed of $4,210 from her bank account when a man cashed a check she made that she mailed to her doctor.

And again in Bensonhurst at the 79th St. Station, a man held up a woman on the platform and stole her wallet then grabbed her tit.

And again in Bensonhurst, a verizon van speeding on the wet asphalt crashed into the back of a city bus, injuring it’s driver.

In Midwood, a 70-year-old man riding his bike got killed after he got hit by car as its driver was speeding and ran a red light.

Also in Midwood, a car crash leads to three pedestrians getting injured as well as two people driving the cars.

Again in Midwood, a 93-year-old man committed suicide by jumping from the fifth floor of an apartment building.

And again in Midwood, four people got injured when a car skidded and mounted a sidewalk when it’s driver got cut off by another vehicle on the street.

And again in Midwood, a man visibly upset about waiting for the bus for a long time went off on a vulgar and racist tirade when he boarded as he insulted the driver. Which only elongated his wait for another 6 minutes as he continued spewing bigoted slurs at him as other passengers and people waiting outside were getting pissed. The man finally gave up and walked off the bus but not before hitting a window and spitting on the driver.

In Kensington, a woman got killed and her husband got injured crossing the street when a driver hit them while making a turn.

In Sheepshead Bay, a boy had his earphone sticks yanked from his ears after being surrounded by four other boys.

Also in Sheepshead Bay, a woman got run over by a hit-and-run 70-year-old driver while she was crossing the street.

Again in Sheepshead Bay, a 16-year-old boy was found dead floating in the water at Manhattan Beach.

And again in Sheepshead Bay, a man cut off a vehicle on the Belt Parkway and step out of his car and pointed a gun at the driver and passenger inside. Who turned out to be police detectives.

In Brighton Beach, a man grabbed a woman’s ass as she was walking up the train station steps and then ran off.

In Dyker Heights, a man drove by two girls, aged 11 an 12, and lured them to his pickup truck and then whipped his little dick out and diddled it in front of them.

Also in Dyker Heights, two men went on a one night mugging spree as they grabbed one woman from behind on the sidewalk and robbed $300 off of her as they threw her to ground, then did the same thing to another woman and made off with $350. They tried to pull the same heist on a third woman but ran away with nothing as she resisted.

In Gravesend, a man walking on the sidewalk got hit on his head from behind by another man who then robbed his cellphone,$100 and his glasses.

In Fort Hamilton, a man grabbed a purse off a woman’s lap as she was sitting on a park bench and ran.

In Windsor Terrace, a man and a women mugged a woman on the G train by spraying a caustic substance in her face then punching her to rob her purse. Then the female got in a man’s face on the F train in Fort Hamilton and demanded his cellphone as two other men attacked him and robbed his tool bag, $320 and got his phone anyway after he refused.

In Marine Park, a woman got injured in her vehicle that flipped over when a car rear-ended her.

In Gowanus, a lamppost was found to be perilously leaning and held up with police caution tape tied to an anachronistic fire alarm post. Just like the towers in Idiocracy.

Manhattan

In Washington Square, a man selling his art was confronted by 3 NYC Parks police officers who demanded he remove his works off the ground based on a recently placed park rule stating that all merchandise must be placed on a table on park grounds. When the artist refused, the parks cops threw him to the ground and piled on top of him and his art. Then the supervising park cop shot pepper spray in the man’s face.

Also in Washington Square, a man waking in the park got bumped into by a girl riding a skateboard who yelled at him for being in her way. The man, who uses a cane, yelled back at her and then her uncle came by and got on the skateboard and bumped into him. When the man whacked him with the cane for bumping him and laughing at his challenge to fight, the girl’s uncle hit him in the head with the board.

A week later, an event was thrown in the park by Charmin toilet paper which had a giant toilet bowl with an interactive television screen standing on the ground. The privatization of city parks gets uglier and uglier by the minute.

In Hell’s Kitchen, two men approached a man on the street as one of them feigned to have a gun and the other man punched him in the face. Turned out the man they attempted to mug was an NYPD captain on patrol, as he drew his gun causing his attackers to flee. A  19-year-old homeless man who feigned to have a gun got caught and arrested over a week later nearby at the Port Authority Station, but his pal is still at large.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a woman who was lost in the city after getting off the wrong station asked the wrong man to help her find her way. The man then directed her to  stairwell at a house and raped her by the basement entrance.

Again in Hell’s Kitchen, biometric clocks at a bus depot made to keep tabs on the hour of MTA workers were tampered with and damaged, it also happened at another depot in Downtown Brooklyn.

In the Upper East Side, a man shoplifted a case of nutrient drinks from a chain pharmacy then took a swing at a worker and ran away. Then he got a heart attack and fell on his face on the ground. Then he was resuscitated by a cop and wound up arrested after three days at a hospital. The man swore he was going to give up his life of petty crime after 14 priors because of this death scare. We shall see.

Also in the Upper East Side, a city DOT worker got killed when he was run over by a truck driven by his co-worker during a job repaving the street by Gracie Mansion. That pothole must have been really vexing our venerable Mayor.

Again in the Upper East Side, a man boarded a city bus and immediately punched a 68-year-old woman in the back of her head and also threw a 62-year-old woman to the floor and then punched a 78-year-old woman in her head.

In the Lower East Side, a man punched a man he was arguing with then stabbed him twice in the back in front of a bodega.

Also in the Lower East Side, a construction worker got killed and another worker got injured when a wall collapsed on them from a synagogue that was being redeveloped from a fire two years earlier.

Again in the Lower East Side, two men rifled through the pockets of a man who was passed out on the street and stole his credit cards and used them to spend $2,100 shopping at Tar-je’. They have also beat down and robbed four other men since August stealing over $10,000 total in cash, jewelry and purchases.

And again in the Lower East Side, an indicted serial sexual predator famous wealthy person made an appearance at a comedy show in a nite club and repulsed some performers and patrons and the latter got kicked out of the joint for addressing his presence.

And again in the Lower East Side, a drunk off-duty cop smashed into another vehicle by the Manhattan Bridge and kept driving.

And again in the Lower East Side, a cop ripping off cash from people he pulled over for drunk driving arrests got busted in an internal affairs sting when he tried to do the same thing again.

In the Upper West Side, a man brutally stabbed his brother to death during a bloody brawl inside their apartment over an argument about paying rent and eviction threats, then he committed suicide by hanging himself.

Also in the Upper West Side, a man and a woman were stalking another woman in a sidewalk shed and suckerpunched her on the head, causing her to fall on the ground. After his female accomplice did the physical work, the man tried to grab the woman’s purse but couldn’t as she fought back. All the while two other people commuting walked by and didn’t even bat an eye to the mugging.

Again in the Upper West Side, a man shot another man on the street and was immediately detained by the cops. Minutes later, the suspect crawled out of the window of the patrol vehicle and ran away while still cuffed. As a witness yelled, a cop ran after and tackled him and with his fellow officers cuffed him and put him back in the patrol car. The man bragged about his temporary escape to the judge at the arraignment and smiled for the camera.

In Midtown, a man heading to work was confronted by nine men who were dancing on the sidewalk that suddenly surrounded and menaced him. Then they all jumped on him and punched him in the face and body as the man fought back, winding up with a black eye.

Also in Midtown, a homeless man was found dead, decomposed and devoured by rats at the bottom of a manhole that he fell in two weeks earlier when he was walking drunk.

Again in Midtown, a woman trying to commute fell through a hole on the sidewalk that was cover with a shitty piece of plywood.

And again in Midtown, a man mugged a woman while she was withdrawing money from an ATM and grabbed her wallet and ran out. The woman chased and caught up to him but the thief punched her in the face and took 50 bucks and threw the wallet back at her and split.

And again in Midtown at the 51st St. Station, a man decided he didn’t like his hat anymore so he lit it on fire on the 6 train, causing a elongated delay.

And again in Midtown, two boys got robbed of one dollar by a man who held them up by feigning to have a gun.

And again in Midtown, a man was jumped from behind by three women as they beat him down with a metal pipe and robbed his cellphone and wallet.

And again in Midtown, a man got stabbed twice by a man who he caught and tried to stop him from shoplifting.

And again in Midtown, a lecherous off-duty fireman took his cellphone and snapped pictures up a woman’s skirt as they were on an escalator. The pervert ran away when a Samaritan chased him and the he destroyed his phone.

And again in Midtown, an manhole explosion injured two construction workers.

And again in Midtown at the Port Authority Station, a man wandering around the bus ramps was stopped by a P.A. cop who advised him to get out of the area and approached the man to detain him. Then the man punched the cop in the face, breaking his nose and cutting his eye. The loon was released without bail on prior charges a few days before his leisurely trespassing stroll.

And again in Midtown, a man whipped his dick out and took a piss on stage at an Off-Broadway show. No cops were called, no one got smacked with a blunt object and no one got shot after the incident.

And again in Midtown, a 60-year-old man opportunistically robbed 9 purses off women while they put them down briefly since July.

And again in Midtown at the 59th St. Station, a man vigorously fondled himself while staring at woman sitting in front of him on the N train.

In Washington Heights, a dog fighting ring was raided when cops discovered that the perpetrators were pumping up pitbulls full of steroids.

In Harlem, a man shot two of his neighbors he was fighting with for decades over excessive noise and then set his apartment on fire when cops arrived. The man then committed suicide by shooting himself in his head.

Also in Harlem, a woman got busted for selling heroin at a homeless shelter when she dropped her product on the floor.

Again in Harlem, three men sneaked up behind another man walking on the sidewalk and beat him down with kicks and punches then ran away.

And again in Harlem, a building superintendent went crazy and was bashing a woman’s  door and windows with a 9mm gun while he was naked. Eight cops arrived and one of them came face to face with him in a hallway on the second floor. The man got into a tussle with the cop and shot him in the chest. The cop and his backup responded by shooting the super down, killing him. The brave officer survived by wearing his bulletproof vest.

The super’s parents were both NYPD officers. May explain how he had the nine.

And again in Harlem, a man got shot to death on the street after an argument with his killer. The victim was previoulsy embroiled in lawsuits against a police officer who pepper sprayed and beat him down the precinct house and the corrections department in Rikers Island when he was beaten down by C.O.’s while strapped to a gurney.

And again in Harlem, a man walked by a 68-year-old woman with a cane standing by her apartment building and punched her in the face.

And again in Harlem, a man got killed in a fire in his apartment at the Park East Houses.

And again in Harlem, a man riding a bike pulled over to a street corner, pulled out a gun and shot three times at a group of people. None one got hit, even by one of the three stray bullets.

In East Harlem, a drug dispute led to a man getting shot dead on the street.

Also in East Harlem at the 125th Street Station, a man pulled up a 14-year-old’s girl skirt and groped her on the 5 train.

Again in East Harlem, a man robbed a bag containing a religious artifact belonging to a man that was praying in front of a church with other people at the time.

And again in East Harlem, a woman was shot in the stomach from a stray bullet while she walking in an underpass with her friend.

In Bryant Park, a man broke into a posh cafe’ and stole bottles of booze. This guy is pretty regular, the last time he got local news media attention over there was when he masticated on pigeons and feasted on their blood in broad daylight in front of other citizens.

In Kips Bay, a man withdrawing money from an ATM machine inside Bellevue hospital was robbed of $250 when a man approached him claiming to be a cop investigating ATM fraud.

In the Flatiron District, a man tossed a weak molotov cocktail bottle in the back of the Masonic Hall building.

In Downtown Manhattan, the guy who played The Shadow and his pajama clad wife and three kids got ripped off by vendors offering a swank cruise ride to the Statue Of Liberty but got a bus ticket to Joisey instead. The following day, one of those grifting vendors assaulted a reporter and her cameraman when she tried to question them.

Also in Downtown Manhattan, a lecherous man walked up to a 15-year-old girl and asked her out on a date for coffee and then followed her for 4 blocks and caught up to her and offered her 20 bucks but she refused and ran away. The next day the girl got on the 4 train at Morris Heights and her stalker was on it, then he followed her as she got off at the 170th St. Station then ran away when he saw her with her friends waiting for her.

Also in Downtown Manhattan at the NYC Ferry Wall St. dock, three Muslim mothers and their children were refused to board on the gentrification boats by staffers because of a vague security issue they fabricated and not because they discriminated against because they wore hajibs.

As the 6 train was about to arrive at the Union Square station, a lousy kid decided to impress his stupid friends by kicking and breaking the window on a door. And they danced like a bunch of little dickhead clowns.

In Penn Station, a man punched another man in the face on the platform, knocking him down to the floor and cracking his skull.

In the East Village, a homeless woman was found dead inside a bolier room at the Jacob Riis Houses. The woman was there for five days decomposing when NYCHA finally responded to complaints about the odor and had the NYPD remove it.

Also in the East Village, a man who was forced to stop his sex baccanalia parties in his townhouse by a judge held an art show event with 200 people in violation of the order. The feds came after him and shackled him as a neighbor was delightfully filming his arrest while a ditzy broad stuck her dirty hand in the man’s face to block his footage.

Again in the East Village, a man found out where Ross from “Friends” lived and tried to throw a brick at his townhouse.

And again in the East Village, a man walking on the sidewalk under scaffolding was confronted by three women and one man and then all they attacked him, punching and kicking him multiple times then robbed his jacket, boots and a dollar bill.

And again in the East Village, a street hassle between two men led to one of them getting stabbed in the chest steps away from Tompkins Square Park.

In Inwood, two men wanted for 7 other robberies in the Bronx hit up a 30-year-old man and stuck a shotgun to his face and kicked him while forcing him to give them his Rolex watch and gold chain after two other muggings in Washington Heights and Fordham Manor where they did the same method and also robbed gold chains and two Rolexes.

Also in Inwood, a three-year-old boy and his dog were attacked by a swarm of yellow jackets in a park where two boxes were carelessly left behind in a green space area by a couple that were raising honeybees.

In Chelsea, three men ripped off a tip jar from a counter inside a cafe and was briefly stopped by a NYPD captain who was in there at the time buying coffee. The officer grabbed one of the thieves and wrestled with him on the ground but his fellow crooks got him loose and all fled without the worker’s earnings.

In NoMad, a man attempted to rob 6 banks in one afternoon by passing a note and made off with $900 until he got arrested. He served time for robbing six banks last year to feed his smack habit.

Also in NoMad, a man was crushed to death inside an elevator of a luxury hotel under development when a metal saddle fell on him.

In Columbus Circle, a cab driver drove into the plaza fountain after he dropped his phone.

In Battery Park, two young men jumped in the Hudson River to retrieve their volleyball and got swept by the rocky current and couldn’t swim it. Leading to a NYPD boat rescue.

In Central Park, a big dog got loose from his owner caused a biker to fall over his handlebars and then ran into the street and got hit by a car and died.

In the Financial District, a man committed suicide by jumping from his condo apartment in a luxury tower.

Also in the Financial District at the Broad St. Station, a man bashed a bottle on the head of a woman who just got off the J train.

A man committed suicide by jumping off the George Washington Bridge.

In Greenwich Village, shithead tourists are vandalizing a wall of a building with lame quotes and one-liners from some overrated TV comedy show where it was based. Even though the actual apartment was in a studio in California.

In the West Village, an off-duty fireman was caught driving drunk when he passed a police car without signaling for a turn. Vision zero you know.

In the Meatpacking District, a man

In Times Square, a woman annoyed with a 79-year-old preacher sermonizing on the 2 train drilled her stiletto heeled shoe onto his head.

Also in Times Square, a man walking with his girlfriend unwisely got into a street hassle with two men wearing hoodies and got stabbed twice by one of them.

Again in Times Square, a man drinking booze in a movie theater scared the shit out of other patrons when he was laughing and cheering during the padded killing scenes in the Joker movie. He then spat on people who told him to stop. Max Cady showed better etiquette while watching Problem Child in front of Nick Nolte and Jessica Lange.

 

Bronx

In Wakefield at the 225th St. Station,  a man arguing with another man on the platform took out his gun and shot at him as the 6 train was arriving. Police responding to shooting arrived and shot multiple times at the perpetrator hitting him in the shoulder after he refused to put down his gun. The man previously killed another man on the street who he had an argument with at a bodega about the victim molesting women.

Also in Wakefield, a vandal breached an EMS station lot and bashed six ambulances with a baseball bat and scrawled pentagrams on them.

Again in Wakefield, a woman had her legs broken by a hit-and-run truck driver that backed up into her while as she started crossing the street.

And again in Wakefield, a man got shot at eight times with one bullet hitting him in his jewels in front of an apartment building.

In Bedford Park, a man wanted on three warrants was pulled over by two cops during a traffic stop for not wearing his seatbelt. The man gave them a false I.D. and then refused to cooperate and went back in his SUV and tried to drive away as one of the cops was still hanging on and tried to taze him. During the continuing struggle as the vehicle was moving and as the driver tried to shut the door, the cop fired one round, striking the man in the chest and killing him. Although the man was clearly dead, one cop decided to take him out and drag him to the ground and slap handcuffs on him.

Heroin, cocaine and molly were found inside of the SUV.

Also in Bedford Park, before bumping into each other like a couple of stooges, two men held up a car wash at gunpoint and pistol whipped a worker while stealing $800.

In Belmont, a 5-year-old boy and a 2-year-old girl found their mother dead in their bedroom. She was stabbed to death with a screwdriver. The murder victim filed an order of protection against her husband.

Also in Belmont, after a man courteously pressed a button for a 67-year-old man in an apartment building elevator he suddenly beat the shit out of him by sucker punching  then stomping on him with his foot when it stopped at his victim’s floor. Then the attacker vainly wiped down the elevator walls so as not to leave a trace but didn’t wipe the button he pressed.

In Olinville, a woman was grabbed by four men along with two women and dragged her into an apartment, where they all beat her down to a bloody pulp and then held up a knife to her and demanded her to strip. Then the four men took turns raping her as the two women held her down. And after all that they stole her cellphone.

In Soundview, a man was waving a BB gun in the air at the Sotomayer Houses and challenged two cops who arrived to shoot him down. The cops resisted knowing he had no capability to harm and managed to calm him down.

In Clason Point, a man shot another man to death at point blank range in front of the Academy Houses front gate. He has been on the loose for over 3 months.

In Tremont, a man brawled with two cops while resisting arrest for assaulting his girlfriend.

In Mount Eden, a man jumped a woman on the sidewalk, threw her on the concrete and punched her repeatedly then ran away with her purse. Back in July.

Also in Mount Eden, a man departing from the 4 train was confronted by a man on the mezzanine who held him up at knifepoint then robbed 30 bucks off him.

In Mott Haven, a drunk man bit and beat down an EMT after he got loose from the gurney he was strapped to. He was still handcuffed at the time and he brutalized so bad the EMT had to be on medical leave for a few months. Shitty job by the NYPD keeping the bum restrained.

Also in Mott Haven, a man sneaked up behind a boy and body slammed onto the sidewalk, then he randomly attacked a woman by hitting her with a metal pipe and broke her arm.

Again in Mott Haven, a man walked into the 40th Precinct and pulled out a knife, threatening to kill himself. Then he got tazed by a cop when he dropped the weapon.

In Fordham Heights, a livery cab driver stabbed a man in the chest after he tried to ditch from paying for the ride.

Also in Fordham Heights, three people hanging out on a corner were approached by two men who shot at all of them.

In Woodstock, two men held up a grocery store and shot at the clerk, forcing him to give them $500 and his cellphone. Later on that day, another man held up a woman as she was withdrawing money from an ATM machine and made off with $400 and her card.

Also In Woodstock, a bodega worker butchered a man to death with a machete after he caught him stealing a beer.

Again in Woodstock, a high school dean body slammed an autistic boy into a metal table after he cut on the lunch line.

In Hunts Point, a man speeding down the street crashed his car into a wall under the elevated tracks and killed himself and his front seat passenger and critically injured another in the back seat.

In Norwood, an off-duty C.O. pulled his service gun on another off-duty C.O. in front of his house when he saw his wife walk out the door. The woman is also a C.O. This would make quite a soap opera scene.

In Soundview, two men shot their guns at a man on the street and ran away.

In Baychester, a woman was stabbed to death inside her house.

In Fordham, a 14-year-old boy was shot in the leg from a stray bullet from gunfire by a school as he was standing in front of an apartment building. Two more errant shots struck a laundromat window and a pizzeria door.

In Melrose, a man stalked a woman on the 4 train while holding a boxcutter and kept menacing her as she was moving away from him until he exited at the 161st stop.

Also in Melrose, two men got shot at by another man following an argument on a street corner. One of them bled to death from a shot to the head as the other got wounded in the leg.

In University Heights, a dead woman was left in a park area wrapped in a blanket fastened with duct tape with her head sticking out. The woman died of a overdose while she was getting loaded with two men, who threw her in a shopping cart and abandoned her there.

In Parkchester, a traffic cop was confronted by two boys who first greeted him and then they beat him up when he ignored them.

Also in Grand Concourse, a man brutally beat up his newborn twin babies, leaving them with internal injuries after his ex-wife left them with him to watch. One of them died a week later.

In Morris Heights, a 10-year-old boy was confronted by a man who rolled up by him in his car and tried to lure him inside. The boy refused and the creep drove away.

In Allerton, two men were busted running a heroin/fentanyl drug ring when the apartment they were using was raided and 17,000 baggies of smack were found along with over $100,000 and six guns. Another 11 pounds of fentanyl and heroin were found stashed in three cars parked at one of the men’s house in Westchester.

In the South Bronx, hundreds of used syringes were found in a trash bag in a corner garbage can by a grade school and also found littering the curbs, sidewalks and tree beds.

In Van Cortlandt Park,at the Woodlawn/Jerome Ave. Station, a man got on the 4 train and sat down in front of a woman and started jerking off in front of her. But got his sticky hands cuffed because it turned out she was a NYPD detective.

In Fordham Manor, a woman got hit by a bus as she was crossing the street by Lehman College.

At Yankee Stadium, two men stole a news van from a local corporate news station correspondent and her crew and they drove it for two miles and abandoned it in University Heights.

In Highbridge, a steep flight of stairs that was used in a comic book movie about a villain’s evolution is being inundated with inconsiderate asshole tourists taking pictures of themselves mimicking a scene from it which has caused unneeded inconvenience and annoyance for the residents that live by it (and also didn’t appreciate a parody of it either). Especially for one decent and heroic man who bombed some of the morons with eggs and well-deserved insults. Way to go Eggman!

At the Bronx Criminal Court, a moronic judge released two men without bail who were arraigned for shooting their illegally possessed guns at people on the street and for beating the shit out of a man.

Staten Island

 

In Prince’s Bay, a woman was found dead in a brush area covered with leaves by a foot path at Bloomingdale Park. She had an order of protection against her husband and had volunteered to help women who were aslo victims of domestic abuse at a safe house where she also lived in at the time. The autopsy found that she was strangled to death.

In Mariners Harbor, a man shot a woman to death inside of her house while her two sons were in another room.

Also in Mariners Harbor, a man had his car stolen by his house after he left the keys in the ignition, and the thief crashed it into a utility pole and abandoned it.

Again in Mariners Harbor, 2 men broke into 10 cars and robbed property inside of them.

In Donghan Hills, two men broke into a diner and robbed an ATM machine makoff with $6,500 that was inside of it in the biggest haul of other eight other portable ATM’s from other small businesses in Bushwick and Ozone Park since August. Experts say stealing them isn’t really that difficult.

In Elm Park, an off-duty police sergeant beat up his wife during a fight over an Ipad.

In New Dorp, a painkiller drug dealer’s home was raided by the feds and was found in possession of 20 shotguns and four guns.

In Manor Heights, a man cut off and stopped in front of a tractor-trailer on the Staten Island Expressway and then stepped out wielding a bat and challenging the other driver to a fight.

In Tompkinsville and St. George, a man is mugging people in a crime spree dating back to August where he beat down a man for 3 bucks, then beat down and robbed a man’s cellphone with an accomplice, then held up a man at gunpoint and robbed $60 and his cellphone, then invaded a man’s home with two other men and punched him in the face and stole $80 and his cellphone, then got in a 68-year-old man’s face when he just got off the bus and demanded money then shoved him down to the sidewalk with an accomplice and stole his wallet and attacked a man walking while holding groceries by punching his face and stealing them.

In Great Kills, a man stabbed his friend in the neck following an argument on the street.

In New Brighton, a man walked up to a parked car and shot the driver in the shoulder.

Also in New Brighton, a man and a woman were beaten down and robbed of their wallets and a cellphone by another couple as they were sitting in their car.

In Clifton, two men jumped out of an SUV and held up a man sitting in his car at gunpoint at a parking lot. Then they made him lay down on the asphalt and pistol whipped and jacked his ride.

In Port Richmond, a man and a woman approached a man as he was commuting home and solicited him for 60 bucks. Then he got body slammed by the man and was beaten profusely by both of them when he said he had no money to give them.

In Tottenville, seven people were arrested for stealing packages delivered to homes. Amazon prime larceny.