Careful what you wish for, or ask and you shall receive…(New York From Behind)

Following an NYPD press conference about crime rates last September, reported murders (+3%), rapes (+26%!) and grand larceny attempts (+7.6%) have gone up as other crime activity has went slightly down.

The rape stats according to the commish’s theory is that the cultural impact of the #metoo movement is leading women to report more incidents which shows that those with authority are still blaming the victim. When rape was at higher levels back in the 70’s and 80’s there was no social media or even an internet to cite but they were definitely reported and referred to when the Mayor and the Chief of Police and other NYPD high brass when they compare how wonderful the city is now compared to the Bad Old Days.

And the slight drop of crimes like robbery (-2), felony assault (-6.5%), burglary (-3%) and grand larceny (-1%), shows that the level of crime stats is holding steady.

Here are shitload of examples of them from the last month, including a bunch that will make the sugar-coated press conference in November.

Brooklyn

In Canarsie, a retired detective named Ludwig got arrested at his home by Internal Affairs for fulfilling his life-long dream directing a prostitution and gambling ring with his wife and two daughters along with 3 detectives, two sergeants and two cops from precincts in Corona, Sunset Park, and Hempstead, Long Island resulting from a two-year sting where the perpetrators were able to run a 2 million dollar a year industry by using the badge to thwart competitors, warn their associates of impending raids and to get courtesy massages and coitus. In case anyone is dismayed about corruption embedded in the “greatest police force in the world”, be relieved to know that these skells will still be getting their pensions.

Also in Canarsie, a drive-by shooting of a man went awry when the shooter smashed his car into an ambulance trying to get away.

In Bed-Stuy, two shootings took place an hour apart in broad daylight as a man got shot in his legs and another man got shot in the chest and died as another man with him got shot in the ass. The one who got killed was the son of an aide to the Brooklyn Borough President.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a man wearing a shirt emblazoned with a Yankee player having a shitty year held up construction employer at knifepoint and robbed him of his company’s payroll of $3,300.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a city bus driver crashed his vehicle into a building while making a right turn.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man killed his long-time friend by stabbing him in the gut following an argument.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man got killed on the street after he got stabbed in the neck by a man he was walking with after they had an argument.

In Bay Ridge, a man got slashed in the neck and killed on the street following an argument over a drug deal as three TLC cars fled the scene after gunfire went off.

Also in Bay Ridge, a man jumped a woman from behind on the sidewalk then dragged her into an alley with the intent to rape her but was fortunately stopped by a Samaritan who pulled him off her, causing the deviant to run away.

Again in Bay Ridge, a father and daughter leaving a bar got jumped by nine people who beat them up, leaving them with black eyes, a broken nose, and staples and stitches from their injuries.

And again in Bay Ridge, a man wearing MTA gear rolling around town in his minivan pulled over in front of a 14-year-old girl, opened his door and asked for directions with his genitals exposed then he drove to another block and asked an 11-year-old girl for directions and he flashed his junk at her and drove away.

In Marine Park, a homeless man torched a fleet of  135 cars on two floors in the parking garage in the Kings Plaza shopping mall causing a 7-alarm fire and waltzed out walking in the lot with matches in hand. 18 firefighters and 3 citizens got injured by the blaze.

The arsonist persistently slept in the garage and claimed that he started the fire because people were having sex in the vehicles and it disturbed and offended him. The loon should have dialed 311 or taken it up with consumer affairs.

In Midwood, a man who got arrested after he assaulted a worker at a gas station attempted to provoke a police officer by calling her the same vulgar racial epithet 50 times over and over again.

Also in Midwood, a drunk man who called 911 on himself suddenly attacked and repeatedly slugged a paramedic who was treating him in the ambulance.

In Downtown Brooklyn at the Criminal Court House, a cop was attacked by a prisoner she was escorting as he suddenly grabbed her and threw her down to the ground and tried to rape her. This followed two prior arrests for stalking and harassing a nurse at a hospital and randomly groping and punching a woman in East Flatbush.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn, a man was shot in front his building in the Gowanus Houses and died at the hospital. And he refused to divulge who killed him to the police questioning him as he was taking his last breaths.

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And again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center Station, the ceiling collapsed and shitted plaster and concrete all over the platform as an elevator at the station is constantly out of service. The bankster sponsored arena since it’s opening  as contributed absolutely zero to maintain the infrastructure of the station and is negligent of the elevator that they shoddily built after a ludicrous deal with the state where Barflays spent 76 million to keep the station “functioning” without the responsibility for it’s upkeep.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Bergen St. Station, an 18-year-old man ran into the tunnel as he was being chased by cops and got killed when he got hit by a train at the dilapidated Barclays Station.

In Red Hook at the Red Hook Houses, a 17-year-old boy shot his stepfather to death after brawling with him in his apartment defending his mother from his physical abuse of her.

In Bushwick, a man parking his delivery van accidently bumped into a car behind him and was confronted by a man who stepped out of the vehicle and wanted restitution for the damage he caused. When the van driver asked for insurance, the man refused and was joined by another man who pulled out a gun and demanded $40 cash up front. As they held him at gunpoint in the other man’s car they forced the worker to call his boss and demanded a ransom of $700. The crooks then drove into Manhattan in the Upper West Side to a bank to withdraw money but were stopped by the cops waiting there for them, leading them to speed off but wound up crashing into a building and got caught and arrested after trying to flee by climbing a fire escape.

In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man got shot in his junk after a fight broke out on a street corner.

Also in Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, an 18-year-old man broke into a house by pushing an air conditioner away from a window and creeped into the bedroom and raped an 11-year-old girl.

Again in Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a woman was stabbed to death by her ex-husband at a neighbor’s party in her apartment building.

In Brownsville, a woman walking to the bus stop got randomly attacked by a man who slashed her in the face with a knife. The pscyho randomly punched another woman nearby an hour later and has now been found out to have recent priors of assault and battery and served two years in prison.

Also in Brownsville, a 16-year-old boy playing basketball in a court playground got shot and killed by a 14-year-old boy.

Again in Brownsville, a man died after crashing his motorcycle into a mini-van while making a u-turn, leading to all it’s passengers getting seriously injured.

And again in Brownsville, an off-duty cop got robbed of his vehicle and his government issued gun inside by a hooker when he went to an ATM to pay her for her service. The jackass left his keys in the ignition with the motor running, a bad habit of most cops while on patrol despite laws against idling for three minutes for citizens. Turns out the reason the prostitute stole his shit was because the guy owed her $2,000 for prior coitus with her.

And again in Brownsville, a man hung a garbage bagged wrapped object resembling a corpse from his window to celebrate Halloween. Neighbors objected by telling them it’s a symbol of lynching even though there is a white hand sticking out.

In East New York, a homeless man stabbed a man in the neck who wouldn’t give him a dollar.

Also in East New York, a woman was shot in the neck and killed by her ex-boyfriend while walking on the street with her new beau.

Again in East New York, two men approached a man feigning a conversation and then jumped and wailed on him with punches and stole his cellphone.

In Flatlands, a man killed his 4-year-old brother by throwing him off the roof of a 7 story apartment building. The mentally ill man loudly proclaimed himself a criminal as cops brought him to the precinct.

Also in Flatlands, a 90-year-old man was killed crossing the street by a driver of an expensive sportscar.

Again in Flatlands, a man was found dead in house beaten and stabbed.

In Cypress Hills, a man allegedly associated with the Trinatarios gang got shot and killed on the street following a fight with his killer.

Also in Cypress Hills, a fire broke out in a two-family home, killing a man and injuring a woman.

In Flatbush, a man got shot in the stomach after arguing with two men on the street then died in the hospital.

Also in Flatbush, a man riding his bike was hit by a car passing him, causing him to fall and hit his head.

Again in Flatbush, a woman accused a 9-year-old boy of fondling her and called the cops on him, making him and another child present cry.

In East Flatbush, three women were shot after a fight broke out in house they were in and subsequently did not provide the cops with information on the shooter.

Also in East Flatbush, a fight between two men on the 2 train escalated when one of the men took out pepper spray to defend himself and managed to get the spray on 20 commuters causing them to choke.

Again in East Flatbush, a man got shot to death on a street corner.

In Coney Island, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of the Q train arriving at the Ocean Parkway Station.

Also in Williamsburg, a man stalked a woman to her apartment building then grabbed her and put his hand on her mouth and tried to rape her then ran like a pussy when she fought back.

Again in Williamsburg, a man randomly and repeatedly punched another man in the nose in a bar and ran away.

And again in Williamsburg, a man attacked and beat up and knocked out two men after he called them gay slurs.

And again in Williamsburg, a man killed himself crashing his motorcycle into a car.

And again in Williamsburg, reputedly a hipster neighborhood, a gang of 11 teenage boys of diverse races jumped two other teenagers coming out of niteclub and beat them up and robbed their jewelry and ran off. That’s really heavy, this comes off like a modern day version of the notorious Orphans gang.

In Greenpoint, another reputed hipster neighborhood also known for it’s safety, a woman walking home alone from a bar got jumped from behind by a man who pushed her against a wall then who her down to the pavement and sexually assaulted her after she kicked him in his nuts. She’s only been living in Brooklyn for four months since moving from the land Down Under. She should have brought a knife.

Also in Greenpoint, a 17-year-old boy stabbed another student in the head with a hair pick in a brawl before classes at the Automotive High School.

In Marine Park, a retired detective was beaten down and pistol whipped and his wife was sexually assaulted by three men in a home invasion that was motivated by their son owing the criminals money. The gun that was used in the assault has not been recovered and one of the suspects is still at large.

In Crown Heights, a man got killed in the crosswalk by a Sanitation Dept. Worker driving his garbage truck the wrong way.

In Fort Greene, a trendy restaurant went ablaze after they ignore repeated fire dept. inspection violations for not cleaning their vents.

In Sheepshead Bay, a woman who arranged a meetup on social media with a man at an apartment building got held up at gunpoint in the stairwell and got robbed of $2,000.

Also in Sheepshead Bay, a woman was killed crossing the street when an SUV turned into her.

In Sunset Park, a man died after a fight with his co-worker who punched him and knocked him out causing him to land on his head and kept wailing on him as he laid unconscious. Prior to this incident, the victim felt the urge to stand up to the bullying and harassment he was dealing with on the job.

Also in Sunset Park, a construction worker got crushed at a building site when a retaining wall collapsed on him.

Again in Sunset Park, an 80-year-old woman walked into a tunnel and got her foot severed by a freight train when she was sitting on the tracks.

In Gowanus, a fugitive wanted for shooting at cops after trying to rob drugs at a hospital upstate. Following a gunpoint hold up at a Bay Ridge smoke shop where he robbed $50 he got caught by the NYPD trying to escape by swimming through the Gowanus Canal.

Also in Gowanus, a construction worker placing bollards blocking a road on the expressway got hit by a drunk driver who drove into it.

Again in Gowanus, a homeless man got hit by a car trying to cross the BQE.

In Sheepshead Bay, a man that held up a 7-11 at gunpoint and hit another 7-11 and another store got busted by the cops at a gas station where he was filling up his car a half mile away from his last heists.

Also in Sheepshead Bay, a 15-year-old boy got mugged for $5 and his $350 sneakers designed by a moronic rapper by two other teenage boys at 9:30 a.m.

In Clinton Hill, an argument between two women on a city bus escalated when one of then took out her cellphone to take a picture of the other and she responded by smacking it out of her hand and punching her.

Also in Clinton Hill, a woman was randomly punched by a man as she was walking to school.

In Borough Park, a man demanded another man to show him his cock at a yeshiva hall but couldn’t wait so he grabbed it.

Also in Borough Park, a 9-year-old girl walking on the sidewalk was molested by a man passing her by that grabbed her ass.

Again in Borough Park, a livery driver assaulted a Hasidic man in the middle of the street after he punched his window during an argument.

In Bath Beach, an 87-year-old man pushing his cart in the crosswalk got killed when a cement truck hit him making a right turn into the intersection.

On the Williamsburg Bridge, a man climbed up the cables in a suicide attempt and was stopped by a NYPD officer and on the Verrazano Bridge a woman stopped her car, walked over to the railing at the edge and tried to jump and reconsidered when an MTA cop persuaded her not to.

In Manhattan Beach, a high school teacher who looks like David Cross got arrested for child pornography and predation.

 

Manhattan

In the Lower East Side and then in Greenwich Village, a man menaced a liquor store cashier and attacked him by throwing then bashing a bottle on him then robbed the register of $200. He then went to a shoe store and attacked two elderly storekeepers, a 66-year-old man and an 88-year-old woman, as he wailed on them with kicks and punches and smashed a ceramic pot over the man’s head. These incidents happened in the early afternoon and the culprit as multiple prior arrests for petty larceny and assault. Just like what happened here.

Also in the Lower East Side, a homeless man was stabbed to death by another homeless man after arguing over money from a K-2 transaction.

Again in the Lower East Side, a man was slashed in the face by another man in a random attack.

In Washington Heights, a man raped and robbed a woman who was walking on a bridge foot path. The suspect that was apprehended held up a woman at knifepoint on that same bridge in February.

Also in Washington Heights, a homeless man was found dead from multiple stab wounds lying on a path by Haven Park.

Again in Washington Heights, a man who worked for and got bankrupted by an app-ride company committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving A train at the 175th station. Making this the 7th suicide in the past 10 months by professional drivers.

In the East Village, a journalist for the N.Y. Post reporting on all the crusties (or homeless poseurs) loitering, shitting, pissing and sleeping on the sidewalks and monopolizing the LINKNYC kiosks was attacked by a one of them who put him in a headlock and punched him for chronicling his vagrancy. Leading to the NYPD showing up and arresting him despite repeated calls by residents and area businesses that didn’t get a response for hours.

Photo of the year. City’s response to this scourge of willful dereliction is to let them be, this guy resembles those cherub statues that shoot water from their mouths.

Also in the East Village, a deaf man grabbed a woman in a laundry room of a home for the disabled and attempted to rape her.

Again in the East Village, a man slashed another man in the face at a hardware store where he got fired from earlier in the day.

And again in the East Village, a 69-year-old man got hit in the crosswalk crossing the street by a speeding vehicle making a fast turn.

And again in the East Village at the 1st Ave Station, an NYU student killed himself by jumping in front of the approaching L train.

And again in the East Village, the sanitation department lost their lot to park their garbage trucks in a lot devoured by a real estate overlord by the tower pestilence development at the Blade Runner 2049 soundstage called Husdon Yards, so your city decided to park a fleet of garbage trucks on 10th st. between 1st and 2nd aves., causing an olfactory purgatory for residents there. Another result of Mayor Big Slow and your city’s tardiness and unpreparedness which will embed a stench on that block for 3 years if your city doesn’t relocate them.

And again in the East Village, a man wanted for four prior store robberies held up at a bar at gunpoint and robbed it of $700.

And again in the East Village, a fire in a building that started in a Japanese restaurant engulfed the apartments above it, leading to injuries to 14 residents.

Also in Kips Bay at the Bellvue South Park, three teenagers stole multiple cellphones from people and also choked and beat down a person.

In Central Park, a man jogging in the park got confronted by two men as one of them kicked him in the knee and demanded to give them money. Then they assaulted the jogger with blunt objects to his head and ran away.

Also in Central Park, a loud noise at a concert that was mistaken for gunshots but was actually a bottle popping caused the 60,000 people who attended to panic and stampede out of the park, leaving behind all their belongings.

And again in Central Park on the day after that aforementioned stupid concert, an NYPD unit assigned to gathering barricades let one fall off their truck on the road and kept on driving.

Video by Central Park Ugly 2 (Check out his other clips)

In Times Square, a woman was raped by a male model in her hotel room who was a friend of her brother.

Also in Times Square, a man fighting with two men on the street at 4:30 a.m. wound up getting stabbed by one of them.

In Midtown, a burglar broke into two luxury apartments a block away from each other in a span of four hours. The first one where he robbed a skateboard, phone and laptop even though he got caught by other residents and was chased out of the building and later on pried open a door with a crowbar while the resident (a friend of Mumbles Manafort if anyone cares) was sleeping and robbed a bottle of wine, a phone and a Ipad.

Also in Midtown, two pretty (but not that pretty) big lady rap stars got into a fuck-me-pump tossing duel at the Plaza Hotel during the illustrious (but still utterly meaningless) fashion week festival. Weeks earlier at College Point, that same bodack ultraviolent superstar rapper instigated a fight at a strip club when she ordered her entourage to throw bottles, chairs and a hookah at two bartenders just weeks before her high heel shoe joust with her rival mc at the fashion show. This woman, who left the 109th Pct. in Flushing guffawing like a moron after she faced charges, is a representative of a putrid gilded age going on in NYC being enabled by celebrity fan worship by the youth of today and the doting starfucking electeds that let these “talents” cause havoc with impunity because of the city’s economic dependence on frivolus spending and celebrity lifestyles and the night scene.

Again in Midtown, a man that assaulted an MTA officer and tried to steal his gun at Penn Station earlier this year attacked a cop by suckerpunching him then kept punching him and tried to extract the gun from the officers holster while he was wrestling on the ground with him.

And Again in Midtown, a man speeding on his motorcycle crashed directly into a vehicle as it was turning in the intersection.

And again in Midtown, a man intervened in an argument with a couple at a bar, then followed the woman to the bathroom and strangled her causing her to pass out.

And again in Midtown, two women stepping out of an app-hail car got randomly attacked by a man in a tuxedo who punched and knocked them to the concrete while proclaiming that he wasn’t a bum.

And again in Midtown, a woman snatched a backpack and a handbag from two people at two restaurants a block away from each other.

And again in Midtown, a man was busted with kiddie porn on his computer in his T.V. show accountant/producer sister’s apartment.

And again in Midtown, a couple driving in from Georgia was stopped by Port Authority police at the Holland Tunnel and was found to be possessing an AR-15 rifle and a handgun placed next to their 8-year-old daughter in the back seat.

And again in Midtown, a construction worker was shot to death on the job on the top of a luxury building development.

In Chelsea, a woman was punched in the face and molested by a man who initially asked her for a cigarette.

Also in Chelsea, a woman who left her apartment door unlocked was raped on her bed by a stranger that she thought was her boyfriend.

In Union Square, a man killed himself after slipping while walking between the cars on the 4 train.

In Chelsea Piers, a woman walking by the studios got accosted by a man talking to her who proceeded to punch her in the face and molest her.

In the Upper East Side, an 84-year-old man walking his dog got killed by a livery driver making a turn as he was crossing the street.

Also in the Upper East Side, two men robbed over $37,000 from an 89-year-old woman after she let them into her apartment and deceived her into thinking that her grandson by feigning that they were long-time friends of his and he was in financial dire straits.

Again in the Upper East Side, a serial burglar known as a tunnel rat got caught after breaking into nine stores and robbing them for a total of over $30,000 of cash and checks.

And again in the Upper East Side at the almost two-year old 96th Street Station on 2nd Ave, a homeless man breached the employee area and went into the women’s locker room and facility and took a shower.

And again in the Upper East Side, a sukkah was tagged with graffiti giving attention to the recent lethal oppression by the Israeli government and military towards the citizens of Gaza and the NYPD determined it as a hate crime and surrounded it with crime scene tape, when acetone or nail polish remover would have been sufficient.

And again on the Upper East Side, a woman was killed walking on the sidewalk when an SUV jumped the curve and hit her.

And again in the Upper East Side, a man committed suicide by jumping from the 33rd floor of a hotel with a shady history of political dark money investments and influence peddling after he got caught stealing millions of dollars worth of wine from a banker down with the world’s greatest vampire squid investment bank.

And again on the Upper East Side, a club for Republican Party members that was defaced with graffiti that hosted a rally for a blabber mouthed leader was followed the next evening by their members assembling outside and surrounding and ganging up on three protesters and beating them to the ground on the allegation that they were beating one of their own. The three assault victims were the only ones who got arrested when they were accused of stealing a backpack from a member of the group that is cited as an extremist bigot collective by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

In the Upper West Side, a belligerent homeless man was causing a ruckus on the 2 train and a commuter stepped up to him and told him to stop be annoying. The skell then threatened the man and followed him when he got off at the 110 st. station and attacked him from behind with a knife, stabbing him four times and puncturing his lung.

Also in the Upper West Side on the worst fucking transit system in the universe, the D train was stuck between the 96 and 110 St. Stations for over two hours because of a mechanical problem and wound up going fast backward to the Columbus Circle Station to discharge the passengers.

In East Harlem, two men busted into a man’s apartment as he left the door open to read a letter then held him up at gunpoint and tied him up and robbing his Ipad, some hip backpack and $1,000 in cash.

In Chinatown, a man shot his gun at a jewelry store window and held up the workers at gunpoint and robbed over $100,000 in merchandise and ran away with an accomplice.

In Harlem, a pat down search for a gun suspected on two men by cops escalated when one of them jumped the female officer and put her in a headlock, leading her to discharge her weapon grazing the thug in the elbow.

Also in Harlem, a man who got followed and held up and robbed his wallet at gunpoint by two men in an elevator, shot at them with his own government issue gun as they were running away with his goods

In Greenwich Village, a man held up a woman with a pair of pliers and robbed her purse containing $200 after threatening her to stab her with it.

In Downtown Manhattan, a drunk man tried to access NYPD headquarters in his car an hour before sunrise and smashed into a cement bollard that’s always there.

In Grand Central Station, a woman chased and smacked around a man who grabbed her ass on a staircase.

On the West Side Highway by the Intrepid Museum, a traffic stop of a car by state police and DEA agents escalated when the driver hit the gas and smashed into their cars and other vehicles trying to get away leading to the cops and the agents firing their guns at him. It turns out the perp trafficking heroin.

In Kips Bay, a teenage male stole a cellphone that he knocked out of woman’s hand.

Also in Kips Bay at the Bellvue South Park, three teenagers stole multiple cellphones from people and also choked and beat down a person. Three other teenagers beat down a girl in a playground after they accused her of snitching on them.

Again in Kips Bay, a date went dangerously bad when a man strangled a woman after they argued.

Again in Kips Bay, a man stole oxygen tanks from a hospital.

In Stuy Town, a man hit another man with a bicycle chain after provoking an argument in a hospital and then robbed a cell phone from a woman in the East Village.

In Gramercy, a man on parole broke into a Jeep and robbed property from the console and got caught by the cops.

In Stuy-Town, a man followed a woman into her apartment building and forced himself on to her in the elevator and choked her, then dragged her to a stairwell and jumped on top her then ran away when she screamed.

In Soho, a cop drew his gun after having an profane argument with two junkies.

Also in Soho, a construction worker wound up with a head injury after slipping and falling a flight with girders falling down on him while working on another fucking luxury condo building.

In Chelsea, a man walked into a hotel and invaded a woman’s room,threw her down on the bed and strangled her then ran out.

Also in Chelsea, a moronic tattooed millionaire pro basketball player stole a man’s phone and threw it in a construction lot because he didn’t want to have his picture taken.

Again in Chelsea, a woman thwarted a man who tried to carjack her at knifepoint in front of her 1-year-old daughter. The creep must have felt guilt and ran away.

In Tribeca at the Chambers St. Station, a man got stabbed in the gut after arguing with his attacker on the platform.

Also in Tribeca, a 15-year-old girl plummeted to her death after trying to enter a window on the fifth floor just to retrieve her friend’s cellphone.

Again in Tribeca at the Stuyvesant High School, an escalator broke down with students still on it, leading one of the kids to have his toe amputated.

In Hell’s Kitchen, an NYPD traffic cop driving a tow truck made a speedy sharp turn and hit a man with a cane as he was crossing the street and dragging him on the asphalt until witnesses yelled at the idiot woman to stop. Police response was swift because the NYPD has a precinct halfway down the block. Justice for the victim will have to wait a long ass time. The fauxgressive Mayor Big Slow’s Vision Zero stats show at this time writing this post that 38,469 pedestrians have been injured and 117 of them have been killed by cars in the five boroughs.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a man attacked and robbed a 70-year-old man of his cellphone and $180 by shooting him with pepper spray and putting him in a chokehold.

In Battery Park, a dead man was found floating in the water near the Staten Island Ferry dock.

In Inwood, a massive 15 foot chunk of rock fell off a wall below Fort Tyron park and crushed two vehicles.

In Yorkville, a man involved in a two-car crash on the FDR drive got hit by a car and killed trying to run away from the incident

In NoMad, a man held a woman against her will at a bar in the ladie’s room by shoving her against the stall. The high-end bar’s staffer claimed the manager chased the deviant out but it turned out that her best friend and another person chased him and caught him in a hotel as he tried to lure her friend too.

In NoMad at the 28th Street Station on the R train, two women went at it and brawled on the train as commuters chronicle the fracas with their cellphones.

Queens

Is this a crime scene or a frat meeting?

In Richmond Hill, a corrections officer was killed by a MTA employee on his motorcycle who shot him in the head after yelling that the C.O. cut him off by making a U-turn. Something like this was inevitable because this neighborhood has arguably the most selfish reckless drivers in the borough.

Also in Richmond Hill, a man was found dead in the middle of the intersection on the street.

In Auburndale, two one-year-old fraternal twins were brutally beaten and burned by their father in a basement apartment as the daughter later died from her injuries and her brother with critical internal injuries all over his body. A week before, the Administration of Child Services visited the home to check on the family because of the parents were habitual drug abusers and twins were born with narcotics in their systems. Their mother was detained by police on charges and for questioning. Her abusive husband, who had a restraining order on him, killed himself at a Midtown Hotel a week later.

Domestic violence has rose by 4% in the five boroughs in the past year.

In Flushing, a woman stabbed and killed three babies and two people with a meat cleaver at 3:45 a.m. at a house feigning to have a day care center but was a front for a shelter for pregnant immigrant women to give birth to their babies in this country so their children would be classified as American citizens.

Also in Flushing, a man sitting in his car was approached by three men who surrounded it as one of them took a rock and broke his window then all of them punched him in the face and robbed his bag containing $300 and sim cards.

Again in Flushing, an 81-year-old woman was hit by a car after walking out of a church by a man who pulled up and was about to go in there.

And again in Flushing, three teenage males held up a man at knifepoint in the basement of a spa and robbed him of his wallet and backpack containing expensive electronic products.

And again in Flushing, an 89-year-old woman got killed when she got hit by a turning vehicle as she was in the crosswalk.

And again in Flushing, three men broke into a building two times in three days, robbing cash, credit cards and merchandise.

And again in Flushing, a dead man’s body wrapped with chains around his feet was found floating in the river by the World’s Fair Marina near the stadium where the Mets play.

And again in Flushing, a man broke into three businesses from the roofs and stole $2,000 and damaged property.

And again in Flushing, a man lost his arm when he crashed into a box truck while riding his motorcycle.

In Maspeth, a woman who called 911 reporting a burglary at her house pulled out a knife on the cops who entered a home, leading to her getting shot to death by one of them. A subsequent report days later found that the cop who shot her first pulled out his taser gun then decided to use his lethal handgun. This is yet another incident of cops using fatal excessive force to handle mentally ill people and also peculiar machinations to cover it up. This hasn’t gotten much attention from social justice groups and even detailed reporting from the media because the woman who got killed is white. Why would the cop pull out his taser and not utilize it?

Also in Maspeth, two men broke into a house through the back window by pushing in the air conditioner and robbed it $900 and over 7 grand of jewelry.

In Ridgewood, a man was killed while riding his bike when a man in an all-terrain vehicle rammed into him and sped off with his gang. The reckless ATV drivers then menaced another cyclist, knocking him off his bike.

Also in Ridgewood, a man was stabbed in the chest by a 16-year-old boy blocks away from a street fair during the afternoon.

Again in Ridgewood, three men broke into a deli and robbed an ATM machine inside containing $18,000.

And again in Ridgewood at the Halsey St. Station, a man held up another man at knifepoint on the platform and made off with six bucks after his victim defended himself.

In Ozone Park at the Resorts World Casino, a woman had her purse stolen containing a $2,000 voucher by a man and a woman while she was napping at a bar. That casino must be pretty boring.

Also in Ozone Park, a package of fireworks exploded on a house stoop that was left by two people who fled in an SUV.

Again in Ozone Park, a man held up another man at gunpoint on the sidewalk and walked away with $50.

And again in Ozone Park, a man that demanded 10 bucks from a woman beat her down in front of her 4-year-old son in broad daylight, repeatedly punching her in the head and body, causing her to fall on the ground as he robbed her purse and escaped from witnesses by running through backyards and climbing up a chain pharmacy wall and running away on the roof.

In Woodhaven, a man invaded four homes by climbing through ground floor open windows, burglarizing two of them making off with $500 and over $1,500 worth of jewelry.

Also in Woodhaven, a 60-year-old woman collecting cans to get money for recycling got killed when she was hit by a car while walking in the crosswalk on the boulevard.

Again in Woodhaven, a man was killed in a drive-by shooting when he just walked out of a bar and got hit in the neck.

In Glendale, two men broke down the door of an apartment and robbed it of $1,000.

In Woodside and Sunnyside, a man held up two gas stations at gunpoint while wearing his motorcycle helmet, stealing over $1,200 and a $1 can of Arizona Iced Tea.

In Far Rockaway, a man was shot in the head on the street in broad daylight and died 2 days later. Another man was shot and killed as he sat in a car.

In Rockaway Beach, two imbeciles took off their clothes and jumped from the NYC ferry into the water of Jamaica Bay just as the boat was arriving at the dock station.

In South Ozone Park, two men busted into cars breaking the windows and stole wallets left inside.

In South Richmond Hill, two men approached then held up a man at gunpoint and robbed his wallet and phone then walked two blocks and flashed the gun on two teenage boys at gunpoint and robbed their cellphones.

In Jamaica, a man was shot in the chest on a street corner and died as his killer drove off around 8:15 p.m.

Also in Jamaica, a man sneaked up behind a man walking on the sidewalk and slashed him in the face.

Again in Jamaica, two men are still wanted for two gunpoint robberies of cellphones and cash in August.

And again in Jamaica, a man that repeatedly stabbed a 17-year-old boy at his torso is still on the streets.

And again in Jamaica, a man was shot in the face and gut following a street hassle.

And again in Jamaica, a man shot his government-permitted gun eight times in his backyard then called the cops to report a burglar. But it turned out it was a raccoon, which the idiot depicted in his 911 call as a short Hispanic or light-skinned Black man wearing a black shirt and grey shorts.

In South Jamaica, a man hailed then held up 2 livery cab drivers at gunpoint and robbed cash totaling $245 and two cell phones.

In Forest Hills at the 71st Ave/Continental Ave. Station, two men hassled a 16-year-old boy on the F train accusing him of being a supporter of Figurehead Trump and robbed him of $24 and his phone.

Also in Forest Hills but this time on the next stop at the 75th Ave. Station, a homeless man picked a fight with a woman on the F train and stabbed a Samaritan in the chest who tried to intervene.

Again in Forest Hills, a man held up a man at gunpoint on the street just before sunrise and robbed his wallet containing $200 and credit cards. The stupid thief then went to Manhattan and used his cards to buy food at a gourmet market but got rejected when he tried to do it again at a bodega uptown.

In Rosedale, a man got shot sitting in his car and crashed into a pole as he tried to drive away. He died later at Jamaica Hospital.

In Woodside, a 73-year-old man got killed when he was jaywalking and got hit by car.

In Jamaica and Springfield Gardens, two men broke into 28 cars in the span of a month making off with over $26,000 in cash, merchandise, property and credit cards.

In Corona, a pile of shit employer and his company got convicted for ripping off the wages of his workers of $29,000 for over 3 years.

Also in Corona, a 70-year-old man walking in the crosswalk got hit by a car and died.

Again in Corona, a man impersonating a cop bodily searched a man and robbed his wallet. While trying to get away in a car, the victim tried to get his wallet back by holding on to the getaway vehicle and got dragged on the street. The thief struck a second time with his accomplice fooling another man into showing his I.D. and snatched his wallet containing $760 as then ran off.

And again in Corona, a man was found dead in the back seat of a car with his head bludgeoned.

And again in Corona, a man molested two girls as they walked on the sidewalk.

In College Point, four masked men in a car crashed into another car in a parking lot, then one of them shot it’s driver in the chest five times killing him in front of his girlfriend. The four men split up as they stole their murder victim’s car but decided to leave it behind along with a 9mm that was left on the ground. Prior to this, the couple had an argument with a group of men in a strip club and decided to leave. When the man drove on the service road, a vehicle sped up and kept bumping his car and started shooting at them with a machine gun.

Also in College Point, that bodack ultraviolent superstar rapper got into a fight at a strip club when she ordered her entourage to throw bottles, chairs and a hookah at two bartenders just weeks before her high heel shoe joust with her rival mc at the fashion show.

In Elmhurst, a man killed his ex-girlfriend and himself with her new boyfriend’s gun and also shot him and stabbed him twice in her apartment, resulting from weeks of stalking her, giving her menacing phone calls and damaging her car. The victim called the police twice before her murder.

Also in Elmhurst, a man stabbed another man to death on a street corner.

Again in Elmhurst, a man broke into a mosque and robbed a donation box of $50.

And again in Elmhurst, a man was found dead in a wooded area by a house.

Also in Astoria, a man lifted another man’s wallet on the N train and made purchases with the cards that it contained.

Again in Astoria, two men robbed a stack of lottery scratch tickets from a bodega then shoved aside a worker behind a counter and robbed cigarettes and ran off.

And again in Astoria, a man robbed a bank of $3,000 after passing a note to the teller.

And again in Astoria, a man impersonating a cop attempted to solicit money from a man claiming it was for the 114th precinct and topped it off with a menacing threat. The perp didn’t get shit.

And again in Astoria, a man robbed two paintings from a bar after an former worker donated it to the establishment.

In Jackson Heights, a homeless man arguing with a man in front of food truck as he was waiting for a shishkabob he ordered, took a knife from the truck then chased him down the block, tackled him and stabbed him to death.

Also in Jackson Heights, a man broke into two apartments in the middle of the afternoon and robbed them of over 11 grand of jewelry.

Again in Jackson Heights, a man whipped out his choda and jerked off in front of a woman on a bus and got off at the next stop when she confronted him.

And again in Jackson Heights,  a man slashed a transvestite in the throat after an argument about money and got stabbed back when she took the knife from him. She wound up dying after walking away from the street hassle.

And again in Jackson Heights, a man was found dead inside a car at an auto repair lot with his head bludgeoned.

And again in Jackson Heights, over 60 abandoned yellow taxi cabs were left piled like a herd of cattle at a gas station whose owner is bankrupt. The vehicles which are stripped of their plates and medallions were previously owned by a donor who gave $70,000 to Bill de Blasio who was recently indicted for tax evasion charges along with his one-time partner Micheal Cohen who also owns some of those taxis and who is universally known as Figurehead Trump’s lawyer and fixer, who has since been replaced by Jefferson Sessions. Yes, I said it, Trump actually thinks the U.S. Attorney is his personal lawyer AND fixer.

And again in Jackson Heights, a man cut the lock off the gate of a bar then robbed the place of 60 grand and it’s security system. Which is very shrewd of him, but he should have also robbed the camera that took footage of him walking to the scene of the crime.

In Sunnyside, a man robbed a bank by handing a teller a note and robbed another bank using the same tactic in Jackson Heights.

Also in Sunnyside, two men robbed a sound mixer and another instrument worth a total of $1,800 and walked right out of a music store.

In Maspeth, a woman who called 911 reporting a burglary at her house pulled out a knife on the cops who entered a home, leading to her getting shot to death by one of them. A subsequent report days later found that the cop who shot her first pulled out his taser gun then decided to use his lethal handgun. This is yet another incident of cops using fatal excessive force to handle mentally ill people and also peculiar machinations to cover it up. This hasn’t gotten much attention from social justice groups and even detailed reporting from the media because the woman who got killed is white. Why would the cop pull out his taser and not utilize it?

In Kew Gardens, a cop who was released by a judge despite getting arrested and charged for beating up and strangling his ex-girlfriend twice and making repeated threats to her, menaced her on social media just a few hours later. You gotta believe survivors.

Also in Kew Gardens, a man sneaked into a synagogue he robbed twice before in June and stole $20.

In Rego Park, a man has burglarized the same synogogue 3 times making off with over $300.

In Long Island City, a man broke into a building and accessed the roof and made his way to a museum next door where he broke into a storage room and robbed an undisclosed amount of it’s property.

Also in Long Island City, a man sneaked into a building development site and stole $3,700 worth of tools.

Again in Long Island City, a massive fire went up inside an autobody shop.

In St. Albans, a man got shot to death in a drive-by shooting in front of his house.

Also in St. Albans, a man got busted as cops found brick of coke in a cereal box worth around 30 large during a search warrant. They also found a loaded gun just laying around. Should have put in an empty box of Stove Top stuffing.

Again in St. Albans, a man crashed his motorcycle into a parked car from speeding down the road.

In Pomonok, a man robbed a bank by giving the teller a note.

On Rikers Island, an inmate was found dead in his cell with a sock lodged in his mouth.

Also on Rikers Island, over 1,000 cases of sexual abuse and sexual harassment, which covers sexual abuse by inmates and sexual harassment among staffers has been piling up in the past 3 years citing incomplete reports and an understaffed investigative unit.

Bronx

In Melrose, a man walked up behind a man and bumped him and pulled a gun from his pocket and pistol whipped him in broad daylight on a crowded sidewalk. The cigarette-dangling suspect also tried to steal a bike at gunpoint days earlier.

In Wakefield in a span of 10 minutes, a man beat down and slashed and stabbed a man with a box cutter on the sidewalk then attacked a man he argued with in a deli and used his blade to cut his ear.

Also in Wakefield, a man who didn’t have money for cigars whose offer to pay later was rejected by the cashier and kicked him out of his bodega, yelled xenophobic slurs at them and returned later and tried to torch the place by pouring gasoline at the front door and igniting the gas can and throwing it inside.

In Tremont, a man stabbed his wife to death in her apartment after an argument when she tried to kick him out. The killer previously served 10 years in prison for sexual assault and battery and was still on parole up until the murder. During sentencing, he yelled how he wouldn’t have to worry about his wife having sex with other men anymore.

In Kingsbridge, two men engaging in a staredown escalated when one of them stepped out of his car to confront his foe and got shot and killed by him. Two women who were acquainted with the shooter ran away.

Again in Kingsbridge, a man got killed after he was shot in the chest by a man who ran up to him during a barbeque block party in front of public school.

In Belmont, a man pulled out a gun and pushed it to the head of a cashier and pistol whipped him in a holdup after he ordered an egg bacon cheese. The worker, who was thinking about his pregnant wife, defended himself and managed to wrest the gun from the man causing him to run out the store.

Also in Belmont and in Kingsbridge, two men held up a fried chicken restaurant and gunpoint, beat up the cashier and made off with $1,000, then held up a candy store and robbed it of over 5 grand.

Again in Belmont, a man savagely dragged a puppy on the asphalt while he was driving then threw her out the window of his pickup truck onto the street.

And again in Belmont, two workers at a discount dollar store caught two men shoplifting and beat the shit out of them, but the two crooks got away robbing over 20 packages of boxers and 15 air spray fresheners. Either these skells have atrocious hygiene or b.o. problems or they are modernizing underwear to be more stank resistant.

And again in Belmont, a man grabbed a 71-year-old woman on her butt and ran away.

In University Heights, a man walking with his 3-year-old daughter on the sidewalk was suddenly bumrushed by three men who pulled his daughter from him and threw him against the fence then one of them shot him in the leg.

In Eastchester, a man attacked a woman with her baby as he pushed the stroller away and proceeded to molest her by grabbing her breasts, kissing her and pulling her pants down. He ran away as someone witnessing the attempted rape was approaching him.

In Morris Park, a drunk woman crashed her vehicle into a 72-year-old man’s car and drove away and wound up hitting a man got killed crossing the street by a drunk driver after he just walked out of a hospital.

In Parkchester, a husband and wife having a knife fight in their apartment resulted in the woman getting stabbed to death and the man getting wounded.

Also in Parkchester, four men arguing on the street escalated into two of them getting stabbed, one of them dying from his wounds.

Again in Parkchester, a man and woman hanging out on an apartment building roof slipped and fell to their deaths.

And again in Parkchester, a man broke into a auto shop, stole license plates and keys from the office and robbed two cars. (By himself? On the same night?)

And again in Parkchester, two men ganged up on a man and beat him down to the pavement, then savagely attacked a 67-year-old woman related to the victim who tried to intervene, leaving her with a broken eye socket.

In Baychester, a man got shot to death in front on the street corner in front of a deli.

In Castle Hill, a man robbed 500 bucks out of woman’s hands that she just withdrew out of an ATM and ran out the door. A man standing right there chased him on the street, catching him and got the money back. The robber ripped off a 75-year-old man 3 days earlier at the same branch using the same method.

Also in Castle Hill, a 62-year-old man was killed by a hit-and-run driver after he stepped off a bus on his way to work.

Again in Castle Hill, a man broke into an Islamic Center and stole $200 in quarters. A crime like this was more frequent during the early 80’s outbreak of Pac-Man Fever.

In Claremont, a mobster got whacked in drive-by hit as he was waiting in a drivethru at a McDonald’s. Just like Sonny in the Godfather.

Also in Claremont, a man broke into a supermarket after midnight and robbed the register of $200.

In Soundview, a man got stabbed to death in front of veterans home by a man he was arguing with.

In Melrose, a man preyed on an 82-year-old woman with dementia and tried to rape her in her apartment.

Also in Melrose, a man broke into an apartment and robbed a $1,000 and a chess set.

In Mount Eden, a man held up a deli at gunpoint robbing it of $200 and a box of cigars.

In Morris Heights, a man got shot in the butt as he and his friend ran away from a gang that held them up at gunpoint. The victim was very glad afterwards.

In Foxhurst at the Freeman St. Station, a man wearing sparring gloves attacked a train conductor as he checked for passengers by grabbing him and punching him in the face.

In Concourse Village at J.H.S. 166, an 18-year-old student got stabbed in the torso and robbed of his cellphone in front of the school.

In Allerton, a man walking on the sidewalk got spat on by a woman and then got punched by her and fell down as two men she was with wailed on him with her while he was on the ground.

Also in Allerton, three teenage boys jumped into a livery car and refused to pay for the ride, then smacked the driver and stole $100 from him.

In East Tremont, a man pulled a knife on a cashier at a 99 cent store and robbed the register of $300.

In University Heights, a man robbed a woman’s purse at a chain pharmacy while she was waiting for her medication.

Also in University Heights, a man was shot at multiple times in the leg by a school at 1 in the afternoon.

Again in University Heights, a 4-year-old girl brought home vials of crack that was found by another student who gave them to her in a schoolyard of their pre-school. The girl tested positive for the drug because she put one of the rocks in her mouth.

In Tremont, a man held up at gunpoint and robbed two stores blocks away from each other.

Also in Tremont, a man stalked a woman to her apartment building and fondled her in the elevator.

In Grand Concourse, a woman who invited a man into her home got robbed by him, stealing her car keys, jewelry and credit card. He then used her identity to rob $858 from her bank account.

In East Concourse, two men got shot in a playground near a middle school by a man in a hoodie late in the afternoon while kids were still around. Both of them winding up getting hit in the gut and the neck but not in the butt.

In Kingsbridge at the Fort Independence Houses, two tenants got sick and hospitalized for contracting Legionairre’s Disease, which the entire city has seen a 65% rise of people contracting the disease in the past 2 years from 138 in 2015 to 1,008 in 2017.

In Riverdale, a man lost control of his car after he sideswiped a vehicle driven by an elderly person and smashed into another car killing it’s driver, then he tried to flee through a cemetery along with his passengers.

In Fordham Manor, a 12-year-old girl was stalked by a man taking photos of her behind then he ran up to her and grabbed it.

In Fordham Heights, a raid on apartment building uncovered a heroin and fentanyl drug ring inside a studio apartment run by the superintendent and two of his associates.

Heroin overdose fatalities continue to rise in NYC, as 1,487 succumbed to their addictions last year and a rise of 30% more from the 2015 tabulation of 942 deaths.

In Kingsbridge Heights, two men broke into a supermarket and cracked the safe in the office. After loading the $10,000 they stole in shopping bags and were wiping their prints off with a spray bottle, one of the morons taps his partner, removes his mask and points at the security camera.

In West Farms, a FDNY fire truck crashed into a car, injuring the five people inside.

Also in West Farms, a man mugged another man of his cellphone.

On the Cross Bronx Expressway, a group of homeless people are perilously roaming on the roads and the onramps panhandling between cars passing by and have made encampments under the overpasses. Your city. Your nation. New depression.

 

Staten Island

In Huguenot, a woman finishing crossing the street got plowed by a car as she was a step from the sidewalk. The shit-for-brains driver then backed up in full speed and got away, almost hitting two men in his cowardly escape.

In Annedale, a man punched another man in a bar in an act of chivalry to defend a woman who told him she didn’t need his help.

In Marines Harbor, a driver lost control of his tractor trailer carrying stacks of metal studs crashed into three houses.

 

In Cottage Place, cops showing up to respond to 911 domestic violence call but neglecting to speak with his girlfriend who was the alleged assault victim,  busted into an apartment and one of the cops excessive force on a 4’8″ 19-year-old man by shooting him with a taser even though his hands were already behind his back and suffers from multiple physical afflictions. The man was eventually released on his own recognizance after that ordeal.

In New Dorp, a 63-year-old woman coming from the supermarket and walking with her groceries was randomly attacked from behind when a man grabbed her and threw her to the pavement, stomped on her twice and dragged her on the sidewalk like a caveman. The man was mentally ill and homeless with dozens of prior arrests and the woman is in critical condition with a brain hemmorhage. That borough could use a local jail but for some reason it’s not on the Rikers Shutdown plan.

Also in New Dorp, three men charged into a spa and tied up a worker and robbed the place of a DVR system, $2700 and her cellphone.

In West Brighton, two men tried to jack a guy sitting in his car by holding a gun to his neck, which led to bullets being discharged as the guy fought back, leaving him wounded in the leg.

In Port Richmond, a 71-year-old man got his leg severed after he got in a hit-and-run by someone driving a tractor-trailer in front of a high school.

In Stapleton, a man got shot in the foot following an argument with his shooter.

In Eltingville, a woman hit a man has she backed up her car in a strip mall parking lot then drove away.

In Arden Heights, a man went ballistic at a supermarket after an argument with a cashier as he rammed a shopping cart at the front doors and threw another one at a worker in the parking lot.

In Tompkinsville, a man lured a 13-year-old girl to his apartment and had coitus with her.

In Randall Manor, a teenage girl that boarded a city bus got her arm stuck in the door as she was waving goodbye to her friends when the driver shut it. The sadistic driver then stepped on the gas while her arm was still sticking outside and was psychotically laughing while ignoring the shocked verbal reactions of the passengers on board. The driver released the door when all of the passengers whipped out their phones to film her.