Manhattan

This fiery introduction to NYC 2023 follows up a year where crime has rose to a level not seen in 16 years

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In Union Square, a raging inferno went at a restaurant by the park that came from a pile of discarded Christmas trees stacked up behind a tiny realm of barricades.

 

A few cops on patrol were at the scene and all they could do is stand there like looky-loo’s like every other citizen watching the flames go higher. The FDNY arrived 4 minutes later and extinguished the blaze.

Since no one was around that got arrested or was suspected for the inferno, it looked like it was standard arson, possibly by a emotionally disturbed person given how the city still hasn’t come close to mitigating it’s mental health and homeless crises. But the blaze might have been ignited by a freak of nature too. The temperatures were an astoundingly unseasonable high of 65 degrees and it wasn’t even noon yet and above the restaurant/event space the sun was shining extremely bright and there was a powerful orb of light setting on the top of the edifice where the awning was.

An eyewitness on social media pointed the culprit was a luxury tower 5 blocks away in the Flatiron District on 22nd st. The top of the entirely glass building was magnifying the sunlight directly where the origin of the fire went up.

 

The luxury tower was the arsonist!

Unfortunately, my live scoop didn’t get much local corporate news interest and oddly enough neither did this inferno in one of the most iconic spaces in Manhattan and New York City with the exception of Eyewitness News that showed up much later after the flames were doused and the remains of the charred canopy and discarded trees dripped soot to the concrete.

Also in Union Square, a man slashed another man in the face inside a bank by the ATM machines.

In Soho, a gang of three men and a woman bum rushed a high end designer store by bashing the door window with hammers and robbed over $52,000 in handbags, shoes and clothes an hour after the sun rose. And they pulled this heist off in front of a security guard.

Also in Soho, a student pulled a gun out on another student inside a high school classroom.

Again in Soho, a woman stepped out of an SUV to set a gay pride flag on fire hanging from a restaurant.

And again in Soho, a man whacked another man in the head with an empty whiskey bottle during a street fight. The assailant was so heated he was wearing only shorts during the ruckus.

And again in Soho, the NYPD placed an automated warning sign on a street corner warning upper class residents, tourists and club hoppers of the rise in larceny crimes, smash and grab lootings and car break-ins in the vicinity.

And again in Soho, a 64-year-old construction worker got killed on the job during a building demolition when a wall came crashing down on him. The building was cited for stop worker order violations a month earlier.

In Times Square, a gang of three men beat down a man on the sidewalk and stabbed him in the back twice.

Also in Times Square, a man committed suicide jumping from a rooftop bar at a luxury hotel.

Again in Times Square, a man jumped on top of a police car and stomped and broke the windshield during a peaceful protest march for a man being bullied and then brutally murdered by cops following a traffic stop in Memphis, Tennessee.

And again in Times Square, a man got shot to death by two other men on following a drug deal that went bad in front of a deli in the gun free zone as crowds of tourists ran for their lives during the rush hour ruckus.A month later, Mayor Eric Adams announced and decreed for gun free zone signs to be hung up on lampposts in the Times Square District to avert more shootings in the future.

And again in Times Square, a famous rapper beat up his sound engineer during a performance at a nite club because he didn’t like the sound. The hot head hard head mc also assaulted a DJ during his show at Irving Plaza in Union Square the night before. This MC made music history and infamy when 10 of his fans got trampled to death when his audience stampeded towards the stage during his performance at a festival a year earlier.

And again in Times Square, a douche bag social media celebrity gang banger taunted a cop with racial slurs and pointing his finger in his face and also attempted to snatch his gun.

In Harlem, a man pistol whipped another man while trying to rob him and let a shot go off as his foe fought back trying to get the gun on the sidewalk in broad daylight.

Also in Harlem, a 90-year-old man tried to stab his 86-year-old wife during a domestic dispute inside their apartment.

Again in Harlem, an NYPD captain deployed a cop to stand in front of the Apollo Theater with a facial recognition tech camera and took pictures of everyone leaving the arena following a show by the Drake in a lame attempt to project safety, which Mayor Adams thought was worth it despite brazen violations of everyone’s 4th amendment rights.

Mayor Adams is trying to normalize this, and the people should not let him

And again in Harlem, a man with 40 priors threw a glass bottle at a police van.

And again in Harlem, a 17-year-old boy got shot on the street and then was dumped at a nearby hospital by his assailant or witnesses and then died from his wounds.

And again in Harlem, a domestic dispute between two women and a man inside a public housing building escalated into a knife fight with all three getting wounded.

And again in Harlem, a domestic dispute between a man and his live-in girlfriend in their apartment escalated when a neighbor stopped by to yell at them to stop disturbing her and then she and a man got into a tussle, then the man pulled a gun out and shot her multiple times.

And again in Harlem, a man shot another man to death in front of a smoke shop and a shake shack. Following this incident and numerous other gun violence incidents at these unlicensed businesses, Commissioner Sewell deployed more cops to patrol areas where they are located.

And again in Harlem, a 15-year-old boy got shot in front of hospital. He was caught with a gun and arrested a week earlier. Funny how life works.

And again in Harlem, a man got shot to death inside an apartment during a game of poker.

And again in Harlem, two men stabbed each other during a street fight.

And again in Harlem, a pregnant woman’s apartment is infested with over a dozen rats and the scumlord of her building still expects her to pay rent to live there.

And again in Harlem, a man got shot in the chest from a drive-by in broad daylight.

And again in Harlem, two men wearing ski masks shot a man coming out an apartment building at the St. Nicholas Houses during a robbery attempt. He died a day later.

In East Harlem, a woman got stabbed to death inside her apartment at the East River Houses.

Also in East Harlem, a man ambushed two other men on the sidewalk as he jumped out of an SUV and stabbed both of them. The man got caught and arrested by cops as he tried to flee on the streets as his accomplice drove off.

Again in East Harlem, a man got shot in the head after getting blasted at 5 times by his assailant on the grounds of the DeWitt houses.

And again in East Harlem, a gangbanger shot a man to death on the grounds of the Carver Houses.

And again in East Harlem, Bill De Blasio’s and now Mayor Eric Adams smack and crack houses aka safe injection sites to shoot heroin and smoke crack has led to more blowback of more addicts overdosing and abusing drugs on the streets and dealers peddling hard drugs out in the open as kids walk by them to school.

And again in East Harlem, a 17-year-old boy got shot to death on the street in broad daylight.

And again in East Harlem, a woman got shot in the chest on the street and walked to a gas station for help while wounded.

And again in East Harlem, a 13-year-old boy and a 16-year-old boy wound up getting stabbed during a rumble at a playground basketball court.

And again in East Harlem, a man shot another man from behind on the street.

And again in East Harlem, a 16-year-old boy got shot on the street during a fight with his assailant and a 27-year-old man in the vicinity got hit in the leg by a stray bullet.

And again in East Harlem, a homeless man shot another man to death inside a public housing building from a drug deal gone bad.

And again in East Harlem, a man jabbed a woman in the arm with a knife as she was taking out her trash in front of her apartment building.

And again in East Harlem, a gang of seven teenagers pulled a smash and grab robbery of a 99 cent store and beat up the owner/manager and workers who tried to stop them.

In Gramercy, a homeless man notorious for his anti-social antics and foul hygiene returned to the same streets he was defiling by defecating and urinating in public and in residential building lobbies where he crashed, slept and littered and habitually took off his clothes in broad daylight. Calls to the NYPD to remove him again were futile.

In the East Village, homeless men and homeless mentally disturbed men continue leaving trash and junk and sell second hand and discarded merchandise on 14th St.

Also the East Village, a man stabbed another man twice following an argument on a street corner and he ran away with another man and a woman.

Again in the East Village, a man got busted by cops manufacturing guns with a 3-D printer inside an apartment at the Lillian Ward houses that is leased by his mother. The cops also found three dozen fake credit cards, his clientele list and a bunch of loaded magazine clips.

Again in the East Village, two men hassled a 90-year-old candy store owner to buy stolen cases of soda off them from a stolen shopping cart and then they both attacked him and beat him down with their fists and and bashed his face with a strap with a rock attached to it. After leaving Ray for dead bloodied on the pavement, the two goons attacked another man coming out of a deli and beat him down to the concrete trying to steal money from him.

Like every other small business owner, Ray went back to work the next day serving his loyal customers while dealing the scourge of crime and ultraviolence that has exploded in the last 4 years. Ray also lamented how their aren’t enough cops walking a beat anymore, which is another promise broken by Mayor Eric Adams to bring “public safety” back to NYC.

And again in the East Village, homeless people (and probably ordinary people) have resorted to taking their pisses and shits on the streets all over and between parked cars on the streets around Tompkins Square Park as the parks restrooms are shut down while currently under a one year and a half renovation.

And again in the East Village, bartenders and workers at numerous taverns and niteclubs exchanged experiences they had with violent criminal mischief makers who have vandalized their businesses and harassed customers on social media and also discussed the numerous times the NYPD showed up and did nothing when they were called to respond.

And again in the East Village, a man attempted to kill his brother with a gun but got thwarted by cops on the beat and then got into a shootout with them and tried to flee, but got caught and cuffed after a short pursuit. His brother also got arrested for his role in a robbery in the vicinity.

In Midtown, in less than 6 hours a bunch of stabbings happened in the city’s gun free zone when a man slashed another man in the face after he couldn’t bum a cigarette off him, three men beat down and stabbed a man by Bryant Park, two men stabbed two other men to win a street fight and the first man slashed another man in the face and neck when he followed him into the 42nd St. Station a block away.

The man who was involved in the two knife attacks got caught by the cops 4 weeks later and told them it was no big deal, which he probably told the judge during his arraignment and probably got released because of District Accomplice Bragg’s softee approach on prosecuting recidivist crime.

Also in Midtown, a woman drove her car straight to the front gate of the UN building while having a nervous breakdown.

Again in Midtown, two men held up a jewelry store at gunpoint and robbed $1,000 worth of jewels during the evening rush hour. (Well, it used to be rush hour around there.)

And again in Midtown, two young men tried to rob an order from a fast food restaurant and stabbed two workers who tried to stop them.

And again in Midtown, a woman got caught with a registered gun by security guards at the Empire State Building. In her defense, there are no gun free zone signs on 34th st and 5th Ave.

And again in Midtown and the East Village, two men riding e-scooters ripped off a purse off an 85-year-old woman and knocked her to the pavement and knocked a 76-year-old woman to the ground trying to steal her purse but she wouldn’t let go.

And again in Midtown, a homeless man threw hot coffee at another homeless man inside a bank vestibule during an argument.

And again in Midtown, a man got caught by cops attempting to light an NYPD patrol car on fire by their precinct station.

And again in Midtown, a man and his dog on a cargo bike got rammed by an SUV from behind after he mouthed off to the driver. The victim received viral notoriety last year when he swung a hatchet in a McDonalds after three men beat him up for coming on to woman who refused his flirtations.

And again in Midtown at the 53rd St. Station, a man slashed another man in two places with a pocket knife on the platform.

And again in Midtown, migrants seeking asylum and placed at a luxury hotel by Mayor Eric Adams and the Department of Social Services and Health and Hospitals have turned it into a chaos pit as they trashed hotel rooms and threw out free healthy food into the garbage that was provided by the city. They also engaged in drunken parties, violent brawls and drug abuse and tormented hotel staffers.

And again in Midtown at the Columbus Circle Station, two migrant women with children in tow are reduced to selling candy bars out of a box to survive in New York City.

And again in Midtown, a man tried to pull a strong arm robbery of a satchel of jewels from another man but wound up snatching his watch only after his gun went off in the gun free zone.

And again in Midtown, a man got slashed twice during a fight with another man in front of a posh nite club.

And again in Midtown, a man flipped out inside a Mickey D’s and slashed two workers with a knife during the breakfast menu time and bounced.

And again in Midtown, two men bullied another man on the street and stole his cellphone after they slugged him in the face and threw grapes at him.

And again in Midtown, an oligarch private equity CEO committed suicide by shootin himself in his office.

And again in Midtown, a man randomly slashed a woman on the arm and shoulder as she walked by him.

And again in Midtown at the 59th St. Station, a man stabbed a commuter on the platform.

And again in Midtown, a woman committed suicide by dousing herself with chemical fluids inside of her jeep that she parked on a dead end street.

And again in Midtown at the Grand Central Station, a man sat next to 15-year-old girl and felt her up on the 7 train.

And again in Midtown, a tech based bank call the cops on tech bro CEOs who went their to get back their lucre from their accounts after the bank crashed.

And again in Midtown, an oligarch rigged his luxury condo to go on fire following recent charges against him for fraud and embezzlement while the FBI was doing a search inside.

And again in Midtown, the new and third tallest commercial building in New York City  started shaking and rattling inside and caused a mass evacuation.

And again in Midtown, a man attempted suicide by breaking a window on the 20th floor of a commercial building and tried to jump to his demise.

And again in Midtown at the 59th St. Station, a journalist got randomly attacked by a man who punched her on the 4 train for no reason.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a pot shop worker got shot in the leg by a man who was causing a ruckus inside his store with a gang of 7 other men.

In the Upper East Side, a man got shot to death on the grounds of the Carver Houses.

Also in the Upper East Side, a 17-year-old committed suicide by jumping out a window from the 8th floor of a luxury residential building while her mother and aunt were in another room inside the apartment.

Again in the Upper East Side, a one-legged man got caught shoplifting 6 drinks and 4 padlocks from a chain pharmacy and whacked two workers with the locks while rolling out the door. When the cops caught him on the street and tried to slap the cuffs on him the man whipped out his dick and peed on them while he was resisting arrest.

And again in the Upper East Side at the 68th St. Station, the one-legged man who pissed on cops whacked a 67-year-old woman with his crutch and tried to push her down the stairs and cripple her.

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And again in the Upper East Side, a man walked into a bodega wearing a hazmat suit and shot a bodega worker to death at point blank range as he pistol whipped him. He stole a box of lighters and escaped on an unlicensed motor scooter . The mysterious killer then rode to the Bronx held up a deli at gunpoint in Melrose and made off with $1,200 and packs of rolling papers and lighters. It was found later on that he held up and robbed two bodegas in Brooklyn a week before the homicide. The area is also where he ditched his hazmat suit.

And again in the Upper East Side, an actress’s brother and father had their apartment invaded by the feds and wound up arrested after being found with an arsenal of ghost guns, gun parts and 3-D printers. A room in the apartment set up by the gun and drug dealing sibling was set up like a terror cell lab to manufacture weapons and he was also found with a pill press to mix fentanyl with Xanax and hard drugs like coke and heroin.

And again in the Upper East Side, a man plowed into a woman on his slick motorcycle without yielding the right of way to her as she was crossing the street.

And again in the Upper East Side, a rise in the canine populace has led to shit being plopped and being left behind all over the sidewalks.

And again in the Upper East Side, a man spent his first month after being released from his prison sentence for good behavior burglarizing two restaurants and a flower shop.

And again in the Upper East Side, a man riding an unlicensed motorcycle attacked and got into a tussle with an off duty cop who yelled at him to slow down and then hit him with his vehicle and sped off.

In the Lower East Side, three men bum rushed a weed shop and held it up at gunpoint and stole everything from the cash register and then one of them shot the worker in the chest while sitting on the back of an unlicensed motor scooter that the thieves used to get away with.

Also in the Lower East Side, a man stabbed an 18-year-old man in front of his high school in broad daylight.

Again in the Lower East Side, two teenage boys robbed over 15 grand of cash and merchandise from an electronics store after sticking up the cashier at knife point. One of the delinquents used the workers credit card to buy shit at a bodega in East Harlem later on.

And again in the Lower East Side, a young man got shot during a gang-related shootout with three other men in broad daylight.

And again in the Lower East Side, an ebike shop got caught by fire marshals and the NYC sheriffs department with hundreds of lithium ion battery cartridges plugged in and charging on the walls. They also found illegal conversions for lodging throughout the store and in the basement.

And again in the Lower East Side, a man threatened to shoot another man who told him turn down his music blasting from his SUV. The cops caught him on the next block and found him wearing a fake body armor vest.

In Little Italy, two men entered a pot shop and then stole two jars of weed after one of them maced the salesperson.

In the Upper West Side at the 72nd St. Station, a man pulled down a young woman’s pants on the 2 train going downtown.

Also in the Upper West Side, three men tried to flee from cops who stopped after they pulled off a drive by and one of them fired a gun at them as they hopped out of their vehicle and tried to flee in Riverside Park.

Again in the Upper West Side at the 81st St. Station, a man sprayed fluid a train conductor’s face and burned her eyes when she checked the platform.

And again in the Upper West Side at the 96th St. Station, a man got killed during a fight with another man who pushed him off the platform and caused him to land on his head on the track bed.

And again in the Upper West Side, a 74-year-old woman was found dead and hogtied under a pile of laundry in her apartment that was invaded and robbed by a man who used work as a superintendent at the building she lived in and another man who served over 20 years in prison for murder and was currently on parole when he and his accomplice ambushed and killed her after she came home from a seeing a Broadway show with her sister.

And again in the Upper West Side, burglars busted down a glass door of a restaurant and robbed the register. The same establishment got robbed a few months earlier as well as five other restaurants in the vicinity.

And again the Upper West Side, a luxury building developer set up fraudulent no parking signs on a public street and residents cars wound up getting towed.

And again in the Upper West Side, a wheel came off an NYPD patrol van as it was leaving a public housing building complex when it was found that some perp loosened the lug nuts off.

And again in the Upper West Side, a woman got screwed with a $115 ticket that a cop wrongly charged her for parking in front of a johnny pump.

And again in the Upper West Side, a man (or men) broke into and looted 7 small businesses on the same night by breaking through the glass doors and windows and robbed them of cash, cookies and booze and a few laptops. In one of the establishments, the thief (or thieves) broke through the glass door with one of their outdoor dining chairs.

And again in the Upper West Side, a man snatched a cellphone from a woman at a doctor’s office and shoved her to the floor when she tried to stop him.

And again in the Upper West Side at the 110th St. Station, a man duped a commuter into giving him his cellphone to call a relative and then whacked him with a cane and stole it and then kicked him down the stairs when the victim tried to retrieve it.

And again in the Upper West Side, a man stabbed another man to death inside his apartment and tried to escape right in front of cops responding to the emergency call while still holding the bloody murder weapon.

And again in the Upper West Side, 65 cars were found vandalized with streaks of red spray paint.

And again in the Upper West Side, four men engaged in a shootout on the streets nearby Lincoln Center where upper class folks were watching opera or ballet at the time.

And again in the Upper West Side, a young man shot a 17-year-old boy on the street following a rumble involving 5 other classmates outside a high school. The perp got into a cab and fled following the ruckus.

And again in the Upper West Side, a man stalked a woman walking on a street and then attacked her inside an apartment building where he grabbed her from the elevator and took her into a stairwell and raped her after he threatened her life. The rapist’s relatives later turned him in to the authorities. He was recently released on bail for breaking into an apartment and sexually molesting a 16-year-old girl in her bedroom in the Bronx. The deviant was enabled to pull off his attack because a non-profit group who put him in a drug rehab center and his defense attorney didn’t inform a judge during a past sexual assault trial that he got kicked out for smoking K2.

And again in the Upper West Side, a man sucker punched a woman who ran for NY Senate by Central Park in broad daylight.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a man stole an SUV and rammed into another man riding a Citibike motorcycle and wound up lodging him under a parked car from the impact. Then the driver took a look at his victim and ran away.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, two men jumped two women on the street and held them up at knifepoint and made off with their handbags.

In Inwood, a man crashed his car into an app hail car after he sped away from a gas station where he was involved in a dispute with another driver and caused the other vehicle to mount the sidewalk and crash into a restaurant leading to 22 patrons getting injured while dining out in a makeshift outdoor seating area.

Also in Inwood, the entire fifth floor of an apartment building went on fire from an dirty bomb ebike battery that was being charged. 3 children wound up hospitalized and two were in critical condition from the blaze.

Again in Inwood, two men bum rushed a barber shop and pistol whipped a 71-year-old barber and stole 200 bucks and a bunch of cellphones from him, his employees and his customers in broad daylight.

And again in Inwood, a 14-year-old boy stabbed a 15-year-old boy twice in the leg during class at a charter school. Officials there claimed they were just screwing around. Psychotic boys will be boys.

In Sugar Hill, a gang of three teenage boys jumped a 16-year-old boy coming out of a sneaker store and beat him down and stole his Jordans.

Also in Sugar Hill, a man attempting to boost shrimp and lobster from a fish market got caught by a worker who managed to get them back. Then the man returned to the market with his brother and they got into brawl with the worker and his coworker intervened and took out a knife and furiously stabbed both of them during the ruckus. The shoplifter wound up dying from his wounds and his brother wound up hospitalized.

In Tribeca, a man stalked a 76-year-old woman and ripped her purse off while pushing her to the pavement.

Also in Tribeca, a woman slashed a man in the face because he talked to her girlfriend.

In Greenwich Village, a man loitering in a driveway randomly attacked another man passing by him and beat him down in the middle of the street.

Also in Greenwich Village, a man bashed another man in the face with a bike lock and then stole his ebike.

Again in Greenwich Village, a man boosted over $1600 worth of merchandise from the same chain pharmacy store two days in a row and got caught by the cops after he shoplifted 40 bucks worth of products on the third day. On the fourth day of his eventful and fateful week, the recidivist criminal died while in police custody on the day the city approved housing for him.

And again in Greenwich Village, two cops got injured while pursuing three men suspected of a crime after they crashed their patrol car head on into another vehicle heading south on a poorly designed street.

And again in Greenwich Village and Chelsea and the West Village, four men ripped off airpods from the ears of 21 people while cruising on two unlicensed motor scooters on the sidewalks and streets.

In Herald Square, a homeless man pushed a middle aged woman to the ground and threatened he would do it again because of her race.

Also in Herald Square and in Penn Station, business improvement district executive hired a K-9 security contractor unit to patrol the stores and plazas for shoplifters.

Again in Herald Square at the 34th St. Station, a man got mugged at gunpoint by two men who stole his $4,000 kicks right when he was departing the Q train. Then the thugs got on that train to get away and are still on the loose.

And again in Herald Square, a woman slashed her ex-hubby in the face during a spat in front of a chain hipster cafe.

Also in Penn Station, an off duty fireman attacked two Amtrak security guards while tripping balls on cocaine and faceplanted on the floor after they took him down.

Again in Penn Station, a brawl between three migrants that broke out in front of a hotel being used to shelter “asylum seekers” escalated when two of them threw bottles at their foe and wound up hitting a security guard who picked up the broken glass and stabbed them two of them with the shards.

And again in Penn Station, a man committed suicide jumping from the 32nd floor of an office building.

In NoMad, a man lit two police cars on fire and then set a trash can ablaze down the block.

In Rose Hill at the 28th St. Station, a mentally ill homeless man without shoes and wearing hospital scrubs covered in feces had to be forcefully removed by cops from the station.

In Gramercy Park, a homeless woman attempted to kidnap a baby from her grandmother who was walking her in a stroller on the street.

In Chelsea, a mentally ill homeless man set Christmas trees on fire that were left for trash on two blocks and managed to burn a restaurant shanty and a city tree down during the arson spree.

Also in Chelsea at the 18th St. Station, a gang of four teenage boys beat down a TV meteorologist when he told them to stop bullying an elderly man on the 1 train.

Again Chelsea and also Soho, the Upper and Lower East Side, Hell’s Kitchen, West Village and Greenwich Village, a gang of four men on two mopeds ripped off $500 noise cancelling headphones off the heads of 21 people in 60 days. This is why the sounds of the streets should be more interesting than the music you listen to.

And again in Chelsea, a 70-year-old man got maced by a teenage girl after he caught her and her friends smoking weed in the hallway of his apartment building at the Fulton Houses.

And again in Chelsea, a man went ballistic in front of a smoke shop while toting an automatic rifle and holding a beer. Then ran for it and ditched his weapon and another gun while in pursuit by the cops but his getaway got thwarted by a Samaritan who shoved him into a fence and let the cops catch up and arrest him.

And again in Chelsea, a man committed suicide by jumping from the roof of a building at the FIT.

And again in Chelsea, an actor strangled his girlfriend during a domestic dispute inside his apartment.

In the Flatiron District, a man got stabbed by another man on the street in the tony nabe in the dead of night.

In Chinatown at the Canal St. Station, a stand up comic donning a skull mask shot another man on the N train after a dispute following a stink eye stare down with each other and during a brawl with him aided and abetted by a woman who was accompanying him. This ultraviolence happened a few hours after Gov. Kathy Clown Hochul and Mayor Swagger Adams boasted about a Adams, Hochul trumpet reductions in NYC subway crime over recent months – New York Daily News in the NYC Transit System a few stops away downtown at the Fulton St. Station hub.

Also in Chinatown, a massive blaze in a souvenir shop in a mixed use building spread like lava from a volcano to the apartments above, leaving tenants displaced from their residences. No follow up revelations were released regarding the source of the fire.

In NoMad, a pigeon died after an idiot dyed it pink for a gender reveal party in the park.

In Downtown Manhattan at the City Hall Station, a man made a racist remark about a group of men boarding the N train and then one of them got offended and got into a tussle with him and wound up getting stabbed in the altercation.

Also in Downtown Manhattan, a rat got all cuddly with a commuter and crawled all over him on the R train. The next stop happened to be the City Hall Station, so the rodent was probably going there to exercise his tenant rights at the apartment building the Mayor owns or lobby for restaurant shanties to remain on the streets.

Again in Downtown Manhattan, a psychotic vendor attacked another vendor by driving his pickup truck and food cart from the pedestrian path on the Brooklyn Bridge onto the sidewalk where the other vendors cart was set up right by City Hall and he took out his tire iron and hit him multiple times while demanding $20,000 from him. The thug vendor extorted 40 grand from his victim 5 years earlier to set up shop at the plaza space.

And again in Downtown Manhattan, a unlicensed smoke shop has been selling weed with impunity across the street from City Hall and in a building where the Mayor’s offices municipalities rent multiple spaces inside. This was discovered by the news media the day after the NYPD announced they were cracking down on illegal weed stores, so the city predictably and embarrassingly responded by sending NYC sheriffs there to slap a $50,000 fine and the weed shop continued with business as usual. And continued to do business after getting raided again because weed stores are the only ones that can rent commercial space from LLC landlords in New York City.

Then Mayor Swagger whined and cried to Albany to help him tamp down on illicit weed merchants as they opened up near schools and are selling buds in packs that resemble familiar candy and snack brands. Weeks later, more unlicensed weed stores continued to proliferate, filling commercial space left unused for months and years. Stoned is the way of the walk…

And again in Downtown Manhattan at the Brooklyn Bridge/City Hall Station, a man attacked an off-duty MTA officer and beat him down on the 4 train and continued pummeling him as he dragged him off the train after it arrived at the station all because he thought he gave him the stink eye.

And again in Downtown Manhattan at the City Hall Station, a man bashed another man in the head with a metal object from behind on the staircase.

In Herald Square at the 34th St. Station, a man hit a Q train conductor’s hand with a stick as she was checking the platform.

Also in Herald Square at the 34th St. Station, a man about to step off the Q train got stopped by two other men who held him up at gunpoint and snatched a shopping bag containing $9,000 worth of high end designer clothing which included a pair of sneakers worth $4,400 during the evening rush.

In Hudson Yards at the 34th St. Station, a man sucker punched a 70-year-old NYC Transit worker in the face on the platform while she was on her lunch break.

Also in Hudson Yards, two men jacked two cars from a building garage by sticking up a worker at gunpoint.

In Soho, a gang of three men and a woman bum rushed a high end designer store by bashing the door window with hammers and robbed over $52,000 in handbags, shoes and clothes an hour after the sun rose. And they pulled this heist off in front of a security guard.

Also in Soho, a construction worker got killed and two fellow workers got injured when a wall collapsed on them at a site that had dozens of violations and stop work orders.

In Washington Heights, a man shot another man to death on the street to settle an argument.

Also in Washington Heights, at the 181 St. Station, a 15-year-old girl and her two pals forced an autisitic 15-year-old boy off the A train and then she grabbed him by his shirt and punched him and pushed him around the platform, yelled epithets at him. The bullies also broke his glasses.

In Turtle Bay, a man committed suicide by shooting himself inside his condo.

In Central Park, vandals cut open a fence and liberated an owl that’s still on the loose in plain sight to this day.

Also in Central Park, a woman cursed out a pop singer and accused him of pedophilia while he was taking selfies by the lake.

In Alphabet City, a man stole a fancy luxury car and drove it across town to the West Village where he smashed it into another car at an intersection and abandoned it a few blocks west from the collision.

In Morningside Heights, a mentally ill woman punched  a nurse while she was running around naked at a hospital. District Accomplice Bragg reduced charges on her even though it’s a felony to assault an essential health care worker.

In Fort George, a woman hit two toddlers and four adults with a stolen car in front of a funeral home and got caught by the cops trying to run away from the crash.

In Koreatown, a couple found a baby rat in their soup while dining at a restaurant.

Three men robbed over 10 large from 24 app-hail cab drivers by duping them to change their dropoffs and grabbing their phones and hacking their accounts to transfer their earnings into their online bank accounts.

In Fidi, security by the NYSE building has suspicion a bomb was placed in a car after their dog sniffed around furiously. Turned out the bomb was a deuce dropped by a rat.

In Stuytown, ten homeless people set up an encampment on top of sidewalk gratings for two months until the NYPD and Sanitation Dept. arrived to remove their blighted property and belongings and dumped them in the garbage truck. Some of them were mentally disturbed and hassled passerby and banged on the windows of posh restaurants across the road from them.

The reason they occupied the public sidewalk was the fact that Mayor Adams homeless shelters are too dangerous but also because the gratings provided heated steam from underground.

The MTA rolled out a new line of cars on the A line and it got occupied by the homeless and drug abusers in a matter of hours.

Because of homeless people loitering, injecting drugs and sleeping inside ATM vestibules in banks all over the city in the last few years, Chase Bank decided to close all their branches to their customers at 6 PM.

Queens

In South Ozone Park, a man bum rushed a corner deli and shot the cashier three times while he was helping a customer. Then the gunman returned with an automatic rifle and shot him again multiple times trying to rub him out. Cops caught and arrested the failed assassin on the street. He happened to be a tenant in an apartment above the business in the mixed use building and claimed the owner and workers were stealing from him.

Also in South Ozone Park, a gang of men recklessly rode their motorcycles and all terrain vehicles on Rockaway Blvd in critical mass formation, cutting off other motorists, running red lights and riding on sidewalks.

In South Richmond Hill,  two men shot at a group of men hanging outside a nite club during a drive-by and they wound up crashing their car into a lamp post and hitting a pedestrian trying to flee from the crime scene. Then they ditched the car and are still on the loose.

Last November a woman got murdered by a hit-and-run truck driver who made a turn at that same spot. That area needs speed cams more than most streets that have an abundance of them.

Also in South Richmond Hill, three teenage boys stole an app food delivery man’s car while he was picking up an order and hit the gas as the man jumped on the roof to stop them. Then one of the boys behind the wheel crashed into a fire hydrant and then into a driveway fence and the impact threw the man off and he landed on the pavement and wound up in a coma. The teenagers fled and abandoned the vehicle as passerby aided them not knowing what they did. While the two 15-year-old boys, which included the driver, eventually did get caught, another boy still remains on the loose.

Again in South Richmond Hill, three men held up a chain pharmacy at gunpoint and robbed $3,000 from the registers. They then hit the same chain in Ocean Hill and robbed $5,700 from that store.

And again in South Richmond Hill, three men tried to hold up a bodega but got caught by cops on patrol and got into a high speed chase with them from South to North Queens. The crew was found to be connected to nineteen ATM machine robberies in three boroughs for 6 months.

In Far Rockaway, three women got hit by stray bullets from a gang-related driveby shooting as they were coming out from a makeshift church after attending a vigil for a man shot and killed by cops after he got caught dealing drugs and resisting arrest.

Also in Far Rockaway, a dead man was found inside a car left on fire on the street.

Again in Far Rockaway, a man got shot in front of his house and the culprit is still running loose on the streets.

And again in Far Rockaway, cops responding to an emergency in a marked SUV crashed into another car and then hopped the curb and hit and killed a woman walking home from work on a bike lane.

And again in Far Rockaway, a baby minke whale washed up dead on the shore.

And again in Far Rockaway, three men held up a cellphone shop at gun point and robbed $3,000 and looted all the cellies on display.

In Richmond Hill, a vandal smashed the windshields of six cars inside a parking lot and on the street curbs nearby.

Also in Richmond Hill, bigots spray-painted swastikas on the bottom of two felled trees in Forest Park.

Again in Richmond Hill, a gang of three men and a woman accompanying them as a lookout held up a deli at gunpoint and robbed $5,800 from the register and walked away and also held up a deli in Bushwick at gunpoint and robbed all the cash the small business had in less than an hour after midnight.

And again in Richmond Hill,  a sadistic lunatic spread acidic chemical liquids on the sidewalk where a woman set up bowls of food for stray cats and three kittens were found with their paws bloodied and decayed.

And again in Richmond Hill, a fire destroyed an ebike/motorcycle store after lithium-ion batteries exploded while being charged during the afternoon.

And again in Richmond Hill, three men bumrushed a weed store and shot a worker to death during the robbery.

And again in Richmond Hill, two lithium ion batteries exploded inside a “scooter” dealership and chop shop and the inferno destroyed everything in sight.

In Jamaica at the Parsons Blvd. Station, a man got into an argument with two other men on the platform and stabbed both of them.

Also in Jamaica, a man was found dead inside a parked car in broad daylight.

Again in Jamaica, a man shot a group of people at a laundromat in broad daylight.

And again in Jamaica, a man got shot on the street in the early evening.

And again in Jamaica, a fight between two women escalated when they took their beef outside and one of them pulled a knife and slashed her foe in the middle of the street.

And again in Jamaica, a paraprofessional pulled an 8-year-old’s arm and smacked her face inside a classroom at a public school.

And again in Jamaica, a man stabbed another man during a barroom brawl.

And again in Jamaica, a 14-year-old boy stabbed his kid sister during a domestic dispute in their parents house.

And again in Jamaica, an ebike set a house on fire after it exploded while charging in the cellar. A woman and her dogs wound up displaced after the blaze.

In Jamaica Hills, a young man stabbed two teenage boys at a park following an argument and a tussle.

In South Jamaica, a man shot another man and a woman on the street in broad daylight.

Also in South Jamaica, a man shot another man and a woman in their legs in a street fight.

Again in South Jamaica, a 15-year-old boy got stabbed in front of his school by a man he got into an argument with down the block.

In Jackson Heights, a protest against drag queens reading stories to children inside a library escalated when hundreds of counter protester supporters of the program arrived and got into a shouting match and a few of them got rowdy and wound up arrested. Then the anti-drag queen storyteller protesters were guided by NYPD on patrol to the Roosevelt Ave/74th Ave Station where the cops allowed them to ride the subway for free.

Also in Jackson Heights, a man killed himself after he crashed his unlicensed motorcycle into a Benz.

Again in Jackson Heights, a man got into an argument with two other men on the street and got clobbered with a pipe.

And again in Jackson Heights at the Roosevelt Ave/74th Ave Station, a woman headbutted another woman in the face to settle an argument and then her boyfriend bashed her in the face twice while trying to steal her cellphone.

And again in Jackson Heights at the Roosevelt Ave/74th Ave Station, three young men surrounded a commuter and menaced him to surrender his cell phone to them and bounced off the next stop in Woodside.

And again in Jackson Heights, a man robbed $1,000 from a gas station when he stuck up a knife at a worker there.

In Astoria, a 62-year-old woman got killed by a cement truck when the driver failed to yield and made a right turn into her while she was riding a citibike on his blind side when the light turned green.

Also in Astoria, a man stalked a woman on the sidewalk and then pushed her to the pavement and robbed her purse.

Again in Astoria, a mentally ill homeless man kicked a restaurant’s sidewalk sign down twice and another mentally ill homeless man threatened to throw a brick at one of the restaurant’s workers.

And again in Astoria, a man fleeing from the cops in a car chase pursuit mounted the sidewalk and crashed into produce stand carts in front of a supermarket and hit a woman walking by while trying to get away. The cops caught up with the perp and found with two loaded guns and a bag of drugs.

And again in Astoria, a man broke into a smoke shop and boosted a bunch of cannibus oil vape cartridges.

And again in Astoria, two men carjacked a man at knifepoint while he was trying to sell him the vehicle that they arranged on social media.

And again in Astoria, cops pulled over a man driving a stolen car and the perp hit the gas and got away and drove to Woodhaven where he abandoned it. Now that’s car share NYC style.

And again in Astoria, a man got shot in the street by the Astoria Houses in the dead of night.

And again in Astoria, a man shot another man while he was driving his car down the block.

And again in Astoria, two men vandalized a Chinese restaurant by painting a racial slur on the gate. It wasn’t even a slur that was offensive to the targeted business.

And again in Astoria, a man was bludgeoned to death with a hammer inside his aparment at the Ravenwood Houses.

And again in Astoria at the Steinway St. Station, 5 boys beat down a 15-year-old boy  on the platform using a stick from a mop and robbed the sneakers off his feet.

And again in Astoria, a man got shot to death on the grounds of the Astoria Houses as he was about to enter his apartment building after going grocery shopping.

And again in Astoria, two men got shot to death by an assassin in front of a restaurant and reception hall.

In College Point, 20 boys bum rushed a restaurant and destroyed everything in sight, causing over $20,000 in damages.

In Kew Gardens Hills, a house containing illegal conversions for a day care center and a dental lab went up in flames when an ebike battery exploded while being charged in the basement while 18 children were in the home. All kids miraculously survived.

In Ozone Park, three men abducted a young man and tortured him for almost a week and held him for ransom in a basement after driving all the way from Delaware following a drug deal gone bad with the victim.

In Corona, a man beat up his cousin with a baseball bat and stabbed her multiple times with a knife as he kept her family outside by locking them out of their own house.

Also in Corona, a man got killed on the street after getting hit by a pick up truck while jaywalking against the light.

Again in Corona, an ebike spontaneously combusted on the street and torched a restaurant shanty, turning into a pile of blackened splinters.

In Elmhurst, a man broke into an apartment and held a 75-year-old woman at knife point and tried to rob her but was thwarted by her neighbor who chased him out of the building.

Also in Elmhurst, an off-duty cop committed suicide jumping off the roof of an apartment building.

Again in Elmhurst, a man shot another man to death and shot and wounded a woman with him in front of a nite club were they engaged in a fight.

And again in Elmhurst, a man ambushed a 64-year-old man after he came out of bank to deposit money in the ATM and robbed 400 bucks off him after he attacked him with a corkscrew.

In East Elmhurst, an ebike exploded inside a house while being charged and set it ablaze and killed a 60-year-old man while he was asleep and left 10 injured residents homeless.

In Flushing, a man got caught by a city bus driver trying to board without paying and then he pulled a gun out and threatened him as he walked off the bus.

Also in Flushing, a gang of three men broke into a house in the dead of night and stole a bundle of cash.

Again in Flushing, a gang of five boys attacked two 17-year-old boys on a street corner and brutally beat them down to the pavement and stabbed them in broad daylight.

And again in Flushing, two men bum rushed a jewelry store and roughed up and pistol whipped a 79-year-old woman on the head while her daughter who ran the business was out getting lunch and then forced her to open a safe and robbed a half a million dollars worth of jewels when two other men showed up to help rob the store. One of the thieves was sporting an Amazon jacket pretending to deliver a package in the building.

And again in Flushing, a man was found dead inside a car abandoned at a development site where small business auto repair shops used to thrive.

And again in Flushing, a man 230 bucks from a bank by handing a note after failing to rob banks in Long Island City and Jackson Heights with the same method. He must have taken the 7 train.

In Ridgewood, a man lost control of his motor scooter and killed himself crashing into a car.

Also in Ridgewood, a man broke into another man’s apartment and robbed all his jewels, clothes and cash.

Again in Ridgewood, a man and a woman banged each other on a city bus nearby a 13-year-old girl who caught them during coitus.

And again in Ridgewood, a man hit a 2-year-old girl with his car while she was crossing the street with her babysitter.

And again in Ridgewood, a man with a grubhub bag jimmied a lock at an apartment building to rob a tenant but failed to get into the residence.

And again in Ridgewood, a man driving around town randomly body slammed four women who walked by him on the sidewalk and then he rolled up to a 62-year-old woman and sexually assaulted her by jamming his fingers into her mouth.

And again in Ridgewood, cops pursued and then arrested a man on a motor scooter after he ditched them during a traffic stop and ran multiple red lights and stop signs. He was found possessing a combknife.

In Dutch Kills, a gang of four men ambushed a man sitting in his SUV and jacked his vehicle at gunpoint.

Also in Dutch Kills, a man attacked a woman inside a building when she was coming out of a bathroom, then he forced his way in and forcefully sodomized her and bounced when a Samaritan intervened. The deviant got caught by the cops in the Port Authority Station and was found, predictably, to have 37 priors including two recent sexual assaults.

Again in Dutch Kills, a fight between two woman inside a hotel homeless shelter escalated when one of them stabbed the other with a knife.

In, Sunnyside at the 46 St. Station, a man pulled a knife on a commuter and stole her cellphone on the 7 train and then chased her in the car when she didn’t also have money to give him and then slashed her on the hands and face and got off at the next stop.

Also in Sunnyside and Jackson Heights, a man robbed two chain convenience stores while pretending to have a gun and made off with 620 bucks.

Again in Sunnyside, a man attacked another man as he was coming out of his house an shoved him to the pavement during a mugging where he wound up with nothing to steal.

And again in Sunnyside, a gang of three men jumped a 62-year-old man as he was walking home and threw him down to the pavement and robbed his backpack.

And again in Sunnyside, a man and a woman beat down another man with a bat and stabbed him multiple times over a parking space in broad daylight. These people are neighbors!

If only these people knew there were lobbyists who want to ban them from parking at all…

In Maspeth, a woman got shot to death inside her apartment following an argument with her killer who is still on the loose.

Also in Maspeth, four men surrounded a man in his car and jacked his ride at gunpoint.

In Jackson Heights at the Junction Blvd. Station, a man sexually molested a 16-year-old girl all over her body on the 7 train.

In Cambria Heights, a 12-year-old boy pulled a gun out and shot a 14-year-old boy and a 16-year-old girl he was fighting with in front of a high school.

In Woodside, a man impersonating a city sanitation worker got caught trespassing in the NYSD facility by a real city sanitation worker and then threw a pole at his head and escaped.

Also in Woodside, a cop caught two young men trespassing and trying to rob property from inside a building development.

Again in Woodside at the Northern Blvd. Station, a man mugged a 65-year-old man by whacking him with a hammer and stealing his glasses. Then he stole a tip jar from an organic restaurant.

And again in Woodside, 23 gang bangers were arrested, indicted and arraigned for their involvement in a stray bullet killing of a woman trying to get home from shopping and numerous other shootings they were involved with in the last year and a half.

And again in Woodside, a fauxgressive city council member acknowledged the rise in crime (and the city) by telling her constituents to always be accompanied while walking on the streets in her district after two men mugged two other men on the streets.

And again in Woodside, a man stabbed another man three times in three different parts of his body on the street.

And again in Woodside, a 7-year-old girl got run over and killed by an SUV driver while she was crossing the street that didn’t have a traffic light, which her older brother pointed out but the DOT neglected to do while spending 87 million dollars making a fake park nearby in Jackson Heights.

And again in Woodside, a five alarm fire destroyed an apartment building and left 8 families homeless. Nine firefighters got hurt putting out the blaze. Source of the inferno was unknown but the Wall St. Journal featured a prescient article about fires ignited by charging ebikes on the same day.

In Long Island City, a man shot at a group of people on the grounds of the Ravenswood Houses.

Also in Long Island City at the Queensboro Plaza Station, a stupid 17-year-old boy climbed on top of the 7 train to surf it and got nabbed by the cops.

Again in Long Island City, an SUV exploded while parked on the street. But it was only for pretend for an episode of Law And Order.

And again in Long Island City, an electric motorcycle was left abandoned by a bike lane and then it spontaneously combusted. This was not pretend for a TV crime drama episode.

In Little Neck, a psychopath shot a cat to death on the street with an arrow from a crossbow.

In Rosedale, an off-duty cop committed suicide by shooting himself inside his car.

In Laurelton, a maniac ran over a 65-year-old man with his car as he was crossing the street during a hit-and-run.

In Rego Park, a man abducted and raped two runaway 15-year-old girls and a 21-year-old woman.

Also in Rego Park, a man held up a jewelry store inside a mall at gunpoint and robbed $250,000 worth of jewels but got trailed and caught by the cops weeks later as he tried to escape of a window from his apartment.

In Woodhaven, three cops in pursuit of thieves in another car who just stole catalytic converters crashed into a jeep in an intersection, enabling the suspects to get away.

Also in Woodhaven, a man got stabbed to death inside his car while parked on a street corner by a nite club.

Again in Woodhaven, a man stabbed another man to death inside his victim’s SUV.

In Springfield Gardens, a 16-year-old boy and an 18-year-old man got instantly killed when their friend crashed the car they were in while speeding on the highway after picking up their friend at the airport and let him drive the car.

In Bayside, a boy dropped a loaded gun on the stairs at his high school and got detained by public safety officers.

In Jamaica Hills, a gang of four teenage boys beat down and robbed a 62-year-old man of his wallet and car keys at a park in broad daylight.

Also in Jamaica Hills at the 169 St. Station, two men stopped a man from exiting the platform by pushing him down the stairs and then held him at knifepoint while he was down and robbed his cellphone.

In Forest Hills, a man broke a church window by throwing a rock at it. The lunatic also broke a window at the St. Patrick Cathedral’s rectory last year. Love this NYC justice system

Also in Forest Hills, two woman trespassed inside a gym and stole credit cards from members lockers three times in one week.

Again in Forest Hills, a man fell on his own scissors during a fight with another man on the sidewalk and died from his wounds a week later.

And again in Forest Hills, a 74-year-old man slashed the tires on seven NYPD patrol cars parked near their precinct station house.

And again in Forest Hills, a man beat his puppy dog to a bloody pulp and she had to be put down because of the extent of her injuries.

And again in Forest Hills, a traffic cop got knocked down while directing traffic by a lowlife who struck her arm while driving by her.

And again in Forest Hills, a man went on a serial swastika vandalism spree by etching the hateful symbol on sidewalks in front of a police precinct, a school, a synagogue and an apartment building.

In Briarwood, two men broke into a house on the second floor balcony and robbed $9,000 and 28 large in jewels and fled the crime scene from the basement.

In Rockaway Beach, a brawl involving a group of people during a house party escalated when a man and woman both got shot as the fight continued on the street.

In Edgemere, a man shot another man on the leg on the street.

In Glendale, a man got raided by the cops and the feds in his apartment where he was found with a 3D printers to manufacture dozens of ghost guns which were also found. Cops also confiscated thousands of bullets and a couple of kevlar vests.

Also in Glendale, a man got ambushed by a gang of four men and one woman who beat him down to the pavement and stabbed him multiple times when he stepped out of his apartment building.

Again in Glendale, a man killed himself after he lost control of his luxury car while speeding and mounted the median and then headed into the woods and crashed into numerous trees and wound up going through the windshield to his demise.

In Corona, a man and a woman enjoying an evening stroll were confronted by a woman who yelled a racial slur at them from an SUV and threw water at them. Then the racist and her two goon friends proceeded to beat them down to the pavement and drove off.

Also in Corona, two teenage boys got their asses caught by the cops fucking around on the 7 train, with one of them hanging outside in the last car.

Again in Corona, an ebike exploded on the street and burned down a restaurant shanty where it was parked by.

And again in Corona, an ebike battery exploded while a man was charging it in his home and incinerated his apartment and everything he owned, including his skin and flesh.

In St. Albans, a basement of a house went on fire when a man was charging a lithium ion battery from his motorcycle and it exploded.

In Jamaica Estates, a man killed another man with his car when he didn’t yield the right of way when the victim was crossing the street.

In Auburndale, a man stabbed his mother to death in her house while she slept in her bed.

In Howard Beach, 15 cats were slaughtered to death and left to rot on the grass behind a fence by the A train tracks. A litter of surviving cats had multiple injuries and had to have all four legs bandaged up.

Also in Howard Beach, a man left a note alluding to committing mass murder on the door of a public middle school.

In Fresh Meadows, three teenage boys snatched an angel statue from over a fence at a church and smashed it to bits on the driveway.

In Springfield Gardens, a gang of men broke into a house that was also operating as a drug lab.

In Pomonok, a custodian got caught masturbating inside a class room by two students aged 10 and 11 in a public school.

At JFK Airport, a man stole an airline bus while the motor was left running and went on joyride on the highways of Queens, Manhattan and Brooklyn.

On Rikers Island, an inmate slapped a woman C.O. on her ass while he was being processed in the prison facility.

Also on Rikers Island, an inmate with four prior assaults on C.O.s attacked another C.O. and beat him down to the floor to a bloody pulp.

Again on Rikers Island, a CO needed narcan after inhaling fentanyl while searching mail that was laced with them that were going to convicts.

And again on Rikers Island, the C.O. Department froze access to the prisons security video footage to the Board of Corrections.

And again on Rikers Island, inmates are being shackled to desks with leg irons during education sessions.

Two men got caught in a stolen Jeep by the cops and were found to be involved in three carjacking robberies of livery app drivers in Murray Hill.

In Edgemere, a bag of automatic rifles and guns were found in garbage bags left behind in the water where a man found them while fishing.

Be very afraid…

Brooklyn

In Park Slope, a man got buzzed into a jewelry store and then he held it open for two other men who wore face masks like him because of the continuing illusion to protect themselves from the endemic coronavirus, then one of them took out a hammer and smashed the glass off three display cases and robbed 2 million dollars worth of diamond rings as the store owner and her employees and a customer froze and watched in horror.

The neighborhood that former abomination mayor Bill de Blasio and current neoliberal fauxgressive NYC Comptroller Brad Lander call home as seen a 55% rise in shoplifting. This hammer smash and grab heist follows two similar similar heists in the last few months of another jewelry store and a cellphone store.

Also in Park Slope, a fire engine got trapped in a sinkhole formed by a broken water main pipe while responding to an emergency.

Again in Park Slope, a man stalked a woman walking home to her apartment building and then pounced on her as she walked inside and felt her up and ran away.

And again in Park Slope, four girls keep ripping off snacks from a deli even though the owner plays videos of them and other shoplifters on a monitor in his store everyday.

And again in Park Slope at the Union St. Station, a man randomly punched a 67-year-ol old commuter in the face and split.

In South Slope, a man solicited and then violently grabbed a woman walking by him on the sidewalk near a cemetery and then he raped her in a driveway. The perp was at a bar in Sunset Park an hour before he committed the sex crime.

In Bay Ridge, a mentally ill homeless man weaponized a rental truck and hit a man riding an ebike and kept driving. With cops in pursuit, the man continued his homicidal suicidal spree and hit three more ebike riders and 3 pedestrians, killing on of them whil running red lights and driving on the sidewalk until he got stopped by NYPD patrol cars in Red Hook.

In Bed-Stuy, rats continue to mock Mayor Adams despite his superfluously vocal crusade against them as he got hit with two more fines for allowing them to breed and dwell at his rowhouse building. Then he later complained for 10 minutes about one of former abomination mayor Bill de Blasio’s toadies who criticized the way he was running New York City and refused his mayoral opponent Curtis Sliwa’s offer to fill his still vacant Rat Czar position for free by releasing stray cats to help him police the area and scare the rodents away.

Also in Bed-Stuy, two cops banged each other inside an unmarked patrol car at their precinct’s parking lot.

Again in Bed-Stuy, an off-duty cop shot at an app-hail livery car driver and then smashed into two parked cars while drunk.

And again in Bed Stuy, a gangbanger who got off light after his involvement in a smash and grab of a luxury designer stores last December by District Accomplice Bragg, jumped a 14-year-old boy on the street and punched him in the face, beat him down to the ground and stole his cellphone. Then he got caught by cops hanging out in a park and dropped his gun while making the dash and ran into the subway station while in pursuit and tried to escape in the tunnel and got captured at the next stop where more cops were deployed and waiting for him.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man got shot to death in the hallway of an apartment building he lived in.

And again in Bed-Stuy at the Norstrand Ave Station, a man demanded two women who were hogging seats with their backpacks to stop smoking on the A train and after doing a peace sign, one of them pulled out a box cutter and then the other woman hit him in the head from behind.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man shot a pizzeria worker in the leg during a botched robbery attempt.

In Sunset Park, a Brinks truck officer got bamboozled by two men feigning to be lost as another man snatched a bag containing $300,000 that he was about to drop off at a bank while trying to assist them. Then the diabolical trio ran for it and are still on the loose.

Also in Sunset Park, Governor Kathy “Clown” Hochul had a woman who is also a parishioner bounced out of the church by cops when she got yelled at for invoking the legacy of MLK to get the audience to support her pick for a judge. Her nominee inevitably got rejected from the Senate.

Again in Sunset Park, a 12-year-old boy was mugged by a grown ass man who mugged him for his cellphone in front of a bodega in broad daylight.

And again in Sunset Park, a man shot up a jewelry store during a hold up robbery and bounced after he hit a worker and got hit with one of his own bullets that ricocheted off a wall. The hapless gunman was currently out on bail and on parole for a shooting in the same vicinity that he served time for a year earlier.

And again in Sunset Park, a gangbanger on parole shot two high school seniors in broad daylight while they were buying snacks inside a corner deli and his 16-year-old accomplice tried to stash his gun before getting pinched by the cops. The gangbanger and his young thug ward got caught the next day trying to flee on a city bus and was found to have done time for another shooting a year earlier. 

And again in Sunset Park at the 59th St. Station, a man shoved another man into the R train as it was rolling by the platform as it was about to stop.

In Cobble Hill, a man and a woman bum rushed a jewelry store and stole 50 grand worth of jewels after roughing up a saleswoman.

In Prospect/Lefferts Gardens, two men casually bum rushed and beat the hell out of it’s 80-year-old owner who was about to close shop for the day and robbed $100,000 in jewels off him.

In East Flatbush, a man got shot and also hit by a car driven by another man who was fleeing from the same gunman who was after them.

Also in East Flatbush, a man shot another man to death inside an apartment over drugs and money and then ransacked and robbed everything inside.

Again in East Flatbush, a man shot another man to death on the street by using his entire clip on him.

And again in East Flatbush, a 71-year-old man got shot by a woman after he refused to lend her 5 large to bail out a friend of hers from prison.

And again in East Flatbush, a man shot his girlfriend to death and then committed suicide with his own gun at their apartment following a domestic dispute.

And again in East Flatbush, a man shot four people inside a social club, killing one man from a point blank blast to his face.

And again in East Flatbush, a woman got stabbed to death by a 71-year-old man who she had an order of protection placed on him.

In Flatbush, a man approached and made sexual gestures towards and menaced a 17-year-old girl as she was trying to walk home and ran for it.

Also in Flatbush, a young man was found dead on the train tracks with a bullet wound in his head and his body burned after being reported missing for days after leaving work from his job at a car wash. His mother’s jeep was also found burned nearby.

Again in Flatbush, two men got stabbed during a rumble on the street half past midnight.

In Brownsville, a gang of four young men ambushed a food delivery man while he was dropping off an order and beat him down with a stick and their fists and robbed 300 bucks off him.

Also in Brownsville, a boy shot an other boy on the street in broad daylight.

Again in Brownsville, a man got shot to death on the street by another man he was arguing with who he tried to stab with a screwdriver.

And again in Brownsville, a fire at a house killed a 9-year-old girl and left ten residents homeless.

And again in Brownsville at the Sutter Ave. Station, a gang of five men surrounded an off-duty traffic cop on the platform, held him at knifepoint and stole his celly and wallet.

And again in Brownsville, a 14-year-old boy shot a 12-year-old boy while playing with a gun in the lobby of an apartment building.

And again in Brownsville, two men bum rushed a woman’s apartment after they tricked her into thinking they were utility workers and held her up at gunpoint then proceeded to rob 300 bucks, her TV and her wheelchair which they used to roll the TV out with.

And again in Brownsville, a cop stabbed another cop during a knife fight in their precinct.

And again in Brownsville, a 17-year-old boy got shot to death by a corner bodega in broad daylight by a man in a face mask who blasted him after buying something.

And again in Brownsville, various drugs, money, razor blades and cellphones are being smuggled into a youth detention center. The detainees are using the phones to film their illicit exploits to post on social media platforms.

And again in Brownsville, a man shot another man in the leg to settle a

In East New York, a man got beaten to death with a hammer and his body rotted inside his apartment while laying in a pool of blood on the floor for over a week.

Also in East New York at the Euclid Ave. Station, a teenage boy ambushed an 80-year-old man by the turnstiles and robbed his wallet after spraying mace in his face and putting a chokehold and punching him. This happened during the evening rush hour.

Again in East New York, a woman was found dead inside an apartment after a fire was put out in the building.

And again in East New York, a man lured a teenage runaway girl from Missouri on social media and pimped her out on the streets as a prostitute.

And again in East New York, a fire broke out in a building at the Cypress Houses from residents using a space heater because NYCHA won’t provide them with heat.

And again in East New York, a man and a 16-year-old boy got shot in the middle of the street from a drive-by in broad daylight.

And again in East New York,  a man arranged to sell a car on social media with two other men and then pulled a gun on them in an alley as the deal turned out to be a setup and then shot one of them in the head at point blank range, who happened to be an off-duty cop who responded to the gunman’s ad. The cop’s brother grabbed his brother’s gun and shot at the killer as he drove away in a getaway car that wound up abandoned in Harlem. The recidivist criminal killer got caught in upstate NY hiding out in a hotel with his wife and kids. The cop died from his wound a week later.

And again in East New York, two obnoxious dicks riding together on an ebike shot at a family of six, including four children aged 2 to 9 with a gel pellet rifle at a shopping mall parking lot.

And again in East New York at the Broadway Junction Station, a man got killed instantly by the arriving A train while he was standing on the tracks. His blood covered the entirety of one of the cars.

And again in East New York, a man shot two women in their legs right when they stepped out the door of their apartment.

And again in East New York, a man rolled up to a fast food restaurant and held up the drive thru window cashier at gunpoint and rolled away with 183 bucks.

And again in East New York, a man got shot in the back by a school in broad daylight following a confrontation with three other men.

And again in East New York, a woman got shot in the leg on a street corner and a man got shot in the gut blocks away in broad daylight.

And again in East New York, a man shot another man inside his apartment while impersonating a NYCHA worker at the Unity Plaza Houses.

And again in East New York, a man got hit by his own car while it was getting jacked by another man who hopped in it while the victim left it idling.

And again in East New York at the Shepard Ave. Station, two teenage boys slashed another man on the C train.

And again in East New York, a man walked up to another man sitting in his car and shot at his head.

In Sheepshead Bay, a man murdered another man in cold blood at a strip mall parking lot by hitting his head with a hatchet and then shot him down. The victim was dating his killer’s ex-wife.

Also in Sheepshead Bay, a man beat down and shot another man to death on the sidewalk.

Again in Sheepshead Bay, a man got shot to death from a point blank blast to the head on a stairwell at the Norstrand Houses.

In Williamsburg, a man got stabbed to death by another man who owed him 10 bucks during a fight over the debt.

Also in Williamsburg, a man speeding on an unlicensed motorcycle rams into a boy when he got out of a school bus. The degenerate accelerated even though the bus is equipped with a stop sign for encroaching vehicles.

Again in Williamsburg, a 19-year-old boy and a 17-year-old girl got shot during a rumble involving over 20 other teenagers a few blocks away from a high school. A security guard got hit by a stray bullet while he was trying to stop the ruckus. Commissioner Sewell deployed multiple cops at schools following this incident which happened at a charter school.

A few weeks later after this wild west story, Mayor Eric Adams and “his team” manufactured an emergency public safety appartus and ordered his buddy and crony schools chancellor David Banks to email bomb every school principal to give feedback to the NYPD of suspicious and violent things happening at and by their school grounds.

And again in Williamsburg, a man killed himself when he crashed his ebike into a flatbed truck parked by the curb.

And again in Williamsburg, four men jumped an older man and pummeled him to the pavement with hammers and stole his cellphone.

On the Willamsburg Bridge, 15-year-old boy killed himself when his head hit a beam while walking on top of the cars the J train and fell under and got pulverized on the tracks while his girlfriend watched. Friends of his who showed up at his memorial in Union Square remarked how you have to be careful when you surf the trains. Best way to be careful is not to do stupid shit like that.

Also on the Williamsburg Bridge, five teenage boys climbed up to one of the towers to make videos of themselves nearly killing themselves on social media.

In East Williamsburg, two young men crashed a family party at an event space and got into a ruckus with other guests and wound up stabbing three men during a brawl that led to one of the victims dying.

In Bushwick at the Wyckoff Ave. Station, a man slashed a 14-year-old boy with a box cutter who bumped into him on the platform.

Also in Bushwick, a gang of teenagers bullying a 13-year-old boy outside a school also attacked a dean and stabbed her while she was trying to break them off him.

Again in Bushwick, 50 ebike lithium-ion batteries being charged by a tenant exploded overnight and set the entire three-floor apartment building on fire, leaving all residents homeless and leaving a 67-year-old woman in critical condition.

In Cypress Hills, a man got shot to death in front of a funeral home where his aunt was having a wake. The killer also shot another man who was attending the wake with him

In Boerum Hill, a man got shot to death on the street in broad daylight.

Also in Boerum Hill, a man shot two other men on the street in broad daylight, then one of the  victims tried to flee in his car and wound up crashing into another car and nearly killing three pedestrians on the sidewalk.

In Clinton Hill, two men bumrushed a smoke shop and held up a worker at gunpoint and robbed 4 grand after they pistol whipped him.

Also in Clinton Hill, a man beat his girlfriend to death inside their apartment and tried to kill himself by overdosing on pills.

In Downtown Brooklyn, a bigot randomly bashed a man on the head with an umbrella after yelling racial slurs at him.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn, a man threw a chair through a chain restaurant window and stabbed his ex-girlfriend who was worked there.

In Kensington, a man beat his girlfriend to death inside her apartment after she stabbed him during a domestic dispute.

In Marine Park, an argument between two men inside a barber shop escalated into a fight outside and then one of them got stabbed to death during the brawl. The killer tried to hide the knife in a planter by the crime scene and claimed he was defending himself.

In Dyker Heights, a fire destroyed a bike shop caused by multiple lithium-ion ebike batteries being charged overnight.

In Crown Heights, a woman got strangled to death inside her apartment at the Albany Houses and her body was left to decompose for weeks until the cops showed up. The NYPD sat on this murder report for nearly 2 months for the NY Post to publish it on their news site.

Also in Crown Heights at the President St. Station, a man randomly pushed a 66-year-old commuter onto to train tracks and bounced.

Again in Crown Heights, a woman got shot in the leg on the street and wouldn’t drop a dime on her assailant to the cops.

And again in Crown Heights, a 13-year-old boy got converged by three other teenage boys as he rode his scooter on the sidewalk and one of them stuck him up at knifepoint and stole his ride.

And again in Crown Heights, a man shot another man to win a fight by a bodega.

And again in Crown Heights, a man got shot multiple times in front of a bodega during a fight and later died from his wombs.

And again in Crown Heights, three men attacked a man while he was smoking a cigarette and then beat him down and stabbed him to death outside an apartment building where he was visiting his mother.

In Canarsie, a man shot another man to death in the middle of the street in broad daylight. The killer turned out to be the victim’s stepbrother who shot him over a money dispute.

Also in Canarsie, a man got ambushed by a gang of three men and got shot to death in front of a house where he was renting an airbnb.

In Flatlands, a man got shot to death and another man got shot and wounded on the street. The surviving victim refused to divulge the killer’s identity to the cops.

In Gowanus, a man stalked a woman on the street and then sexually assaulted her when she walked into her apartment building.

Also in Gowanus, a woman killed herself when she lost control of a citibike she was riding and collided into a box truck she was riding beside of.

On the Gowanus Expressway, a man got instantly killed when he got hit by a car while checking on his own from a fender bender with another vehicle.

In Coney Island, a gang of teenage boys chased a 17-year-old boy to a parking lot and beat him down and then one of them stabbed him to death following a dispute over a girl they knew. The killer was 13.

Also in Coney Island, two men ambushed a woman coming off a city bus and shoved her to the pavement and stole her purse.

Again in Coney Island, a man shot four other men on the street during a drive-by.

And again in Coney Island, a 75-year-old man was beaten to death inside his apartment at the Carey Gardens Houses.

And again in Coney Island, a dead man’s body washed up on the beach.

And again in Coney Island, a psychotic pick up truck driver ran over and killed a woman and maimed her son while running a red light as they were crossing the street.

In Red Hook, a man got shot to death while fighting off his killer with a machete who tried to rob him inside the lobby of an apartment building at the Red Hook Houses.

In Borough Park, an SUV driver crashed into an NYPD patrol SUV responding to an emergency while running a red light.

In Midwood, two men bum rushed an unlicensed weed shop and beat up the workers with a hammer and robbed 150 bucks from the register and $800 worth of CBDs.

In Fort Greene, a US Postal Services mail carrier got busted delivering kilos of cocaine on his route.

Also in Fort Greene at the Dekalb St. Station, a commuter got slashed twice by an emotionally disturbed man on the R train following a dispute.

Again in Fort Greene, a man got shot to death with a blast to his skull another man got wounded from a bullet to his hand in broad daylight on the grounds of the Ingersol Houses.

In Fort Hamilton, five masked men broke into a house through a window while the family was sleeping and awoke them by breaking down every door and then beat up the men and robbed all their cash that they needed for rent and all the jewelry they had.

In Downtown Brooklyn, two NYPD patrol cars got spray painted with derogatory initials.

In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man shot a man in the behind from behind after he and his girlfriend engaged in an argument with him on a city bus.

In Red Hook, a migrant attempted suicide in an outhouse shower at a warehouse homeless shelter by the river that he got sent to for shelter.

In Gravesend, a man snatched a new cellphone worth a grand from a delivery worker as he was about to drop it off at a house.

Also in Gravesend at the 86th St. Station, a man came on to a woman on the N train and then pummeled her face when she refused his advances.

Again in Gravesend, a man shot another man to settle an argument by a bodega.

In Borough Park, a teenage boy rode a citibike motorcycle on the expressway.

In Plum Beach, a 91-year-old died after he fell off his ebike when he rode over a rock on the path. Ebikes are still motorcycles.

In Bensonhurst, a disabled woman got killed by a car driven by a man without a license while she was crossing the street.

In Dyker Heights, a man sucker-punched another man in front of a corner deli and then beat him down to the pavement and stole his wallet.

In DUMBO, a 13-year-old girl was found dead on the bank of the East River at a park.

Also in DUMBO, a Big Pharma executive attacked a journalist and smashed his Ipad inside a restaurant after he got exposed for revealing the plans and agenda of the corporation he works for to manufacture another coronavirus so they can continue to heinously profit from it with drug treatments and government subsidized vaccines.

Again in DUMBO, a man stabbed a woman on the street and a homeless woman he was messing around with in the lobby of the Farragut Houses where he was living in a stairwell with the latter victim.

Bronx

In University Heights, two men who went on two hour tri-borough armed robbery spree got chased down by the cops and wound up arrested after crashing a minivan they stole into a fence. Starting their spree by carjacking the minivan at gunpoint in Ridgewood, they headed to Corona and jumped two two women at gunpoint and robbed their phones and headed to a hotel in Woodside where they did the same robbing two men of their wallets. Then they cruised into Greenpoint and mugged a food cart vendor and dashed north to Jackson Heights were they easily stuck up and robbed 6 people dining outdoors in a restaurant shanty and robbed 300 bucks from them. Their crime spree concluded  after sticking up a woman in Greenwich Village and a man in Inwood.

Following getting busted and perp walked to the patrol car, one of the thugs proclaimed he would be back on the streets the next day, rightly assuming that the city’s soft on crime bail reform laws would set him free. Fortunately for society, the feds took over the case and he wound up on lockdown.

In Claremont Village, a man stabbed a woman following an argument with her over a parking space and stabbed another man to death who tried to stop him. Parking in this city has become more of a neofeudal commodity since the Department of Transportation Alternatives privatized parking spaces for app companies.

In Belmont, a 16-year-old boy shot at an unmarked police car hitting one of the cops in the arm as they were about to get out of the vehicle while he was running away with another man. The wounded cop and other cops on patrol investigating another gang-related shooting in the vicinity chased the boy and collared him as his accomplice and another man involved in the other incident remained on the loose.

Also  in Belmont, a man got shot to death at point blank range on the sidewalk.

Again in Belmont, a man shot another man to death in front of a bodega over a gang dispute over drug territory. As a teenager, the victim tried to stop his friends from pushing a shopping cart over the railing on the second floor elevated path at a shopping mall which landed on a woman and critically injured her.

And again in Belmont, a man got shot to death and another man got wounded while standing with a crowd in front of a reception hall building.

And again in Belmont, a man got shot to death at point blank range on the sidewalk.

And again in Belmont, a man shot another man to death in front of a bodega over a gang dispute over drug territory. As a teenager, the victim tried to stop his friends from pushing a shopping cart over the railing on the second floor elevated path at a shopping mall which landed on a woman and critically injured her.

In Highbridge, a man chased a woman inside another tenant’s apartment after breaking down her apartment door for playing music loud and slashed her in the arm. Then he attacked a man she knew who was visiting her as he arrived and stabbed him to death.

Also in Highbridge, a man stabbed his neighbor to death inside his basement apartment.

Again in Highbridge, a 13-year-old boy stole a car and took it for a joyride on the concourse.

In Mott Haven at the 149th St/Grand Concourse Station, a man drunk off his ass got help from cops on patrol and was found with a homemade rifle made of plumbing piping.

Also in Mott Haven, a shootout between four men at a playground led to one of them dying and the three other men wounded.

Again in Mott Haven, a 16-year-old boy got hit in the ass by a stray bullet from a gang related shooting at a playground while he was playing soccer.

And again in Mott Haven, a man got pummeled by five men that were mugging him by the Marble Hill Houses, then they got away when the cops arrived as one of the gangbangers shot at them.

And again in Mott Haven, four women got mad at a livery car driver when he refused to drive them because they had too much luggage that wouldn’t fit. Then one of the women punches him and the quartet rummaged through his car and stole his cellphone when he went to get help.

In Morrisania, a boy stabbed another boy during a fight on the grounds of the middle school where they get educated at.

Also in Morrisania, a man shot at another man passing by in a Benz while he was walking his dog.

Again in Morrisania, a man got shot to death in the lobby of a public housing building after being bullied by two men who wouldn’t let him leave.

And again in Morrisania, a man found dead inside a car that was abandoned by his killer who shot him in broad daylight in Longwood.

And again in Morrisania, a man got into an argument with his girlfriend at a playground and another man intervened by shooting him to death in front of their 2-year-old son in broad daylight.

And again in Morrisania, a woman is being stalked by a family raccoons that are occupying the fire escape outside her apartment.

And again in Morrisania, a 65-year-old woman brutally stabbed her 7-year-old granddaughter multiple times in her apartment.

In Hunts Point and Melrose, a man robbed the same food truck, fruit stands and check cashing places in 6 months at gunpoint while cruising around on an unlicensed motorcycle.

In Fordham Heights, a pregnant woman caught a stray bullet in the leg during a street fight between a group of hardheads on the street.

Also in Fordham Heights, cops rolled up to an SUV idling on the street and discovered three unregistered guns in the vehicle and arrested a rapper and his entourage who were about to shoot a video with another rapper in Manhattan.

Again in Fordham Heights, an ebike battery exploded inside a restaurant as it was being charged along with four other ebikes inside and the blaze spread to the 6 floor above and gutted apartments in a four-alarm fire adding even more people to New York City’s homeless population.

And again in Fordham Heights, a 13-year-old got caught smuggling a gun inside a middle school.

And again in Fordham Heights, a man jumped two women at gunpoint as they left a nail salon and ripped off their gold necklaces in broad daylight. Then the perp and his accomplice drove to Inwood and stopped by the Dyckman St. Station and he clocked a guy with his gun and robbed his necklace and cash. Then the duo drove to Claremont and bum rushed a man inside a barber shop while on a chair and ripped off his $10,000 necklace at gunpoint. The dastardly duo made off with 23 large worth of jewels in less than 12 hours.

In the West Bronx, an ebike’s battery exploded while being charged inside a grocery store and spread rapidly inside the small business, leading to a 5 alarm fire that wound up destroying it and the laundromat next door. Multiple people were injured from the lithium ion dirty bomb inferno. Mayor Adams response was fecklessly tepid.

In Fordham, a woman and her two daughters savagely beat down a cashier who wouldn’t let her cut in line at a supermarket.

In Fordham Manor, a man jumped a 70-year-old woman walking by him on a street corner and bashed her face with his elbow and robbed her purse.

In Mount Eden, a man got killed in a fire at his apartment in a high rise residential building.

In Westchester Square, a man strangled his stepson to death with a leglock submission chokehold during a domestic dispute at their apartment.

In Longwood, four men hot wired and stole an unmarked police car with a usb cord and went on a joyride for 4 miles until the cops traced it down.

Also in Longwood, a 15-year-old boy died and a 16-year-old boy got wounded after being  sprayed with bullets as they were coming out of a Police Athletic League rec center in a gang-related drive-by attack. The killer was hiding out in North Carolina for two months.

Again in Longwood, a 13-year-old boy stabbed a 12-year-old boy during a rumble with a bunch of other kids inside a fast food restaurant.

In Soundview, a 14-year-old boy shot a 17-year-old boy on a city bus after engaging in a gang related dispute with him while the juvenile assailant was accompanied by two other boys who were 12 and 10 years old.

Also in Soundview, a man got killed and two others got injured inside SROs that a runaway 15-year-old girl set on fire on the second floor of a rowhouse building where she was squatting at with the victims.

Again in Soundview, two men jumped out a car on a street corner and both of them attacked and slashed a 15-year-old boy in broad daylight.

In Kingsbridge Heights, a gang of five teenage boys dogpiled on a 16-year-old boy on the street in broad daylight and stabbed him multiple times and left him for dead nearby a high school.

Also in Kingsbridge Heights, cops responding to a domestic disturbance call about a man having a breakdown inside an apartment shot him in the hallway when he came charging at them with a knife.

In Melrose, a man punched a 62-year-old woman on the street in broad daylight and then she called the cops and the thug pulled out a gun and aimed it at passerby and then at the officers who shot him with 3 dozen rounds.

Also in Melrose and Charlotte Gardens and Morissania, a gang of teenage boys broke into six high schools in the dead of night and stole $40,000 worth of calculators after smashing windows to gain access that cost the city over $15,000 in damages.

Again in Melrose, a man got shot three times on the street during the morning light.

In Unionport, a man yelled a slur at a woman and punched her in the face inside a bodega and bounced.

In Parkchester, a man unzipped his pants and whipped his dick out and jerked off in front of a woman on a city bus.

Also in Parkchester, a supermarket that has been targeted for frequent shoplifting inspired a worker to post photos of the thieves detailing the food and products they stole.

In Mount Hope, a man got into an argument with another man in front of a church and settled it by stabbing him in the face twice.

Also in Mount Hope, a 15-year-old boy got jumped and beat down, stabbed and shot at by a gang of six teenage boys and young men.

In Edenwald, a man got shot to death in his own backyard by a man who stalked him when he was coming home from work.

Also in Edenwald, a rookie cop attempted suicide after shooting himself in the locker room at the precinct he works at.

In Co-Op City, a man shot at a woman while she was in her car with her children in broad daylight.

In the South Bronx, a man held up a bodega at gunpoint, and as he headed for the door two plain clothes cops grabbed him and cuffed him.

In Wakefield, an argument between two men in a bodega led to one of them shooting the other to death. Another man got hit in the leg from a stray bullet from the killing.

In White Plains, a gang of ATV drivers pulled over by a NYPD flatbed truck and retrieved an ATV that was confiscated from them and sped down the expressway.

 

In Allerton, a brawl between three drunk men on the street devolved into a knifefight and all of them wound up with stab wounds.

Also in Allerton, a woman and her four daughters savagely beat down a cashier inside a supermarket after she got offended when the worker told her to wait on line to cash in her recyclable.

Again in Allerton, a man killed himself during a fire caused by a lithium-ion battery he was charging in his apartment.

In Morris Heights, a woman got shot on the street multiple times from a drive-by.

In Tremont, two men shot two brothers to death and wounded two other men during a brawl in front of a chicken chain restaurant in broad daylight.

Also in Tremont, a man held up a man at gunpoint while he was filling his car with gas and then his mark took the nozzle and sprayed him with it and then he shot him in the head and ran away.

Again in Tremont, a transsexual woman stabbed a man to death after the victim confronted her about blasting music in her apartment.

In Rodman’s Neck, NYPD were supplied with defective bullets to train with at a firing range.

In Concourse, a man attacked a woman in an apartment building elevator and robbed her cellphone and backpack after punching her in the face.

Also in Concourse, a man shot another man to death to settle an argument in the lobby of an apartment building.

In East Bronx, a homophobic man punched a woman in the mouth and then yelled a slur at her inside a deli.

In Van Nest, a man got shot to death at point blank range while he was coming out his car.

In Throggs Neck, a man in a box truck rolled up to a 14-year-old girl walking on the sidewalk and tried to abduct her.

Also in Throggs Neck, a man shot a woman who was shopping in a deli.

In Claremont Village, two men bum rushed an apartment and robbed a safe containing 160 large in cash after holding up a woman at gunpoint and stabbing her.

In Woodstock, a man stabbed another man to death during a fight in front of an apartment building at the John Adams Houses.

Also in Woodstock, a woman was found dead beaten to a bloody pulp by her boyfriend in the bedroom of her apartment.

In Crotona,a man got into an argument with two other men while they were talking to a couple of women outside a nite club, then he shot them as they were about to leave in their car. One of them died and the other man got wounded from the blasts.

In Bedford Park, a fauxgressive high school principal put up his dukes at one of his student on the campus grounds.

In West Farms, a man got killed when an SUV driver ran over him while he was laying on the curb cut sidewalk ramp in front of a car wash.

Two men from Queens followed Brinks trucks around for two years in the Bronx and robbed over a million dollars by breaking into bodegas and delis and breaking into the ATM machine.

Somewhere in the Boogie Down, a shelf of liquid detergent is being treated like a Chain Gang to stop shoplifters that are ripping off bodegas.

Also somewhere in the Boogie Down, a fugitive on the run who was wanted in a double murder of a young couple where he and an accomplice kidnapped them, shot them and burned them to death in the car they stole was caught by the cops in a homeless shelter after a year long hunt. His accomplice is still on the loose.

In response to a “off-topic” question about the critical mass proliferation of five finger discounts that is fueling more legitimate fears about the dearth of enforcement to stop it, Mayor Adams nervously tethered his ten fingers and blamed it on social media’s exposure of shoplifting nationwide.

Staten Island

In Port Richmond, a brawl broke out between teenage girls by a bus stop near a junior high school. When cops arrived to break up the ruckus, a cop grabbed a 12-year-old girl who was involved in the fight and punched her multiple times.

Also in Port Richmond, a man got into an argument with another man on the street and then followed him to his house where he yelled at him to come out and fight. Then the other man came out and wound up getting stabbed to death. The killer was a known menace in the area and his victim was a cop that got thrown out of the force over disciplinary violations.

Again in Port Richmond, a man defied an order by cops to come out his car during a traffic stop and hit the gas and hit one of them while getting away.

In Port Richmond, three men bum rushed a cellphone store and threatened to shoot the workers and then robbed a bunch of iphones.

In Stapleton, a 17-year-old boy shot his 14-year-old brother in the head inside their apartment . The younger brother died of his wounds right after he turned 15.

In Fort Wadsworth, a gang of four men invaded the home of an ex-con son of the former SI borough president and robbed 6 grand’s worth of designer duds.

In New Dorp, a man stole a hummer and drove into a backyard and crashed into a tree and abandoned it there.

Also in New Dorp, a man lost control of his sports car while speeding and driving drunk and crashed into a median, caused the vehicle to split apart in three pieces and wound up killing his pregnant girlfriend who got thrown from the vehicle from the impact.

Again in New Dorp, a man ambushed a delivery worker as he was dropping off a package at a house and stole it from him.

In Livingston, cops raided a gun dealer’s apartment and confiscated 3 guns and 6 rifles, 2 3D printers, multiple silencers and 450 rounds of bullets.

In Tompkinsville, a man savagely beat a woman on the street punching her face multiple times. Then he beat up a deli worker with nunchucks who tried to stop him from stealing a cup a yogurt and then he beat up a 69-year-old man with them on street.

Also in Tompkinsville, shots were fired on the streets while neighbors were eating dinner.

Again in Tompkinsville, a man held his girlfriend captive in a bus parked in his garbage filled yard and tortured and bounded her for months inside. The woman managed to break loose and ran to the nearest NYPD precinct with a pipe bomb shackled to her leg.

In Bloomfield, a livery driver went beserk following a car accident with another vehicle as he hit the other driver with a bat and then wound up getting stabbed multiple times by his foe during the brawl.

In Grant City, a man attacked a woman inside an apartment building where she lived and bit her and beat her down and stole her cellphone.

In Mariners Harbor, a gang of teenage hooligans harassed a man inside a bodega then one of them stabbed him as they tried to rob him.

In Clifton, a gangbanger hit two windows at a public school with stray bullets while missing his rivals during a drive-by at the courtyard of the Stapleton Houses.

Also in Clifton, a man got shot to death from point blank range on the street. His face was blown right off.

In Arlington, a man dumped a load of trash from the back of his pickup truck onto the street.

In Arden Heights, a man barely escaped a gunpoint carjacking attempt on his ride by backing up his vehicle and peeling out after getting boxed in by the perps.

Also in Arden Heights, two men drove to a car wash in their own car then got out and sneaked into two other cars that were about to get cleaned and drove away in both of them and left their original wheels behind.

In Annandale, 22 firefighters got injured while putting out a massive fire at a duplex residential building when the blaze caused one of the homes to collapse. Mainly because emergency response to the fire was delayed because a firehouse was closed by the city to use for training and one of the fire engines got into an accident on the way. This is why nobody in the FDNY likes or respects Mayor Eric Adams virtue signal hire Laura Kavanaugh for commissioner, who despite having 0 experience fighting fires is mainly micromanaging the department to manage austerity budget cuts.

Also in Annandale, a man tried to steal a fancy car in broad daylight and got caught by it’s owner.

Again in Annandale, a man got caught by the cops and got into a car chase with them in pursuit while driving a ghost car.

In Donghan Hills, a man was found dead at a strip mall parking lot.

In Great Kills, a woman hit a man with her SUV while he was riding his bike beside her and wound up crashing into a parked car with the man still under her wheels.

In New Springville, a man attempting to stop a thief trying to jack his car inside a parking lot wound up flying into a pole after holding the car door.

Also in New Springville, a man abducted a teenage girl and held her hostage and then pimped her out on the streets for months.

By the Verrazzano Bridge, cops pulled over a man driving a sportscar and confiscated it after they found he had over 200 unpaid traffic violations summonses. Then the perp called his daddy and cried like a little girl.

In Concord, a man woke up to sound of bullets that went through his house.

In St. George, a man got pinched by the cops selling crack and heroin twice and easily got back on the streets.

Also in St. George, a woman fentanyl dealer got nailed by the cops during a sting where she sold 21 baggies to an undercover officer. NYPD should probably lower the cap on these busts, since that dealer probably sold a lot more to a bunch of real junkies.

Again in St. George, a gang of three women attacked another woman and her daughter and robbed the mother’s purse.

In New Dorp, a woman got pinched by the cops possessing 4 guns she bought from a dealer on the street.

In South Beach, two men held up and robbed a hard luck smoke shop at gunpoint and wound up arrested a week later. The unlicensed weed dealer was already robbed twice before.

In Pleasant Plains, a man stole a car right under the owner’s nose after he parked it and then went for high speed chase joy ride with the cops in pursuit and wound up crashing into two parked vehicles.

At Richmond Terrace, a man committed suicide by jumping off the Bayonne Bridge.

In Westerleigh, a woman was hustled and robbed of $10,000 worth of jewels by a couple and two teenage girls in a SUV.

In Stapleton, a man shot at another man in front of a public school while children were standing in the school yard.

In Arrochar, two men boosted hundreds of dollars worth of power tools from a commercial van right before sunrise.

In Graniteville, a cop shot a dog to death while they were doing a wellness check on a man at his apartment when the dog bit him on the hand.

In Midland Beach, a rookie cop committed suicide at his parents house by shooting himself.

In New Brighton, five kids attempting to be the 21st Century version of The Goonies got stuck in a tunnel leading to the sewer underneath the Staten Island Zoo.

And to conclude the first New Bad Days of 2023, New York City’s rats are so emboldened and unafraid of Mayor Eric Adams and his conquest to exterminate them, they are now mugging humans with impunity.

Plus cops are quitting the NYPD faster than ever before and even more than in the pandemic when most of them were being extorted into getting vaccinated to keep their jobs. They also have been given strict grooming guidelines to trim their beards and wear the appropriate socks while on duty. But arrests have went up again since Adams took over, so they have been doing their jobs. Even though most of these perps wind up on the streets days later because of bail reform and District Accomplice Bragg lenient and drawn down charges for offenses and wind up getting pinched again because of their recidivism.

While the NYPD high brass is being persnickety with the men and women in blue, there is not even anyone to investigate them and their own hygiene and malfeasance since there hasn’t been anyone assigned to be inspector general since Adams never bothered to hire one.

And New York City is getting more noisier than ever and it’s led to a blowback of violence and death.