In Canarsie, an FBI agent got shot in a drive-by, hitting him in the shoulder, which led the agent to fire at the fleeing suspects who were shooting back. The suspect and his accomplice stupidly ditched his bullet-ridden car in a chop shop and then went to the nearest hospital to treat his gun shot wound where he claimed he was innocent bystander that got hit in a crossfire.
Also in Canarsie, a man jumped into a car with the key in the ignition and the engine running and stole it with three kids in the back seat when their father went outside to smoke a cigarette and their mom was in a beauty shop
In Downtown Brooklyn, a man accused another man of staring at him and attacked him with a box cutter on the 2 train. After fighting him off, the man went to the next car to get away from him but his attacker followed him and slashed him in the face then got off at the Hoyt St. Station.
In East New York at the Turnkey Houses, a man shot at two men six times, hitting one twice in the chest and the other on the foot and butt.
Also in East New York, a homeless woman robbed a car with a 2-year-old girl in the back seat as it was left running and drove it into a bicycle rider then crashed it into three parked cars.
Again in East New York, a man killed himself crashing his ATV vehicle into a pickup truck by driving against traffic.
And again in East New York, cops responding to an emergency hit a man on the sidewalk and broke his legs and crashed into a tree when they swerved around a child standing on the street.
And again in East New York, a food delivery riding home from work on his
electronic motored bicycle motorcycle got killed when he got run over by a box-truck driver that recklessly turned into him and kept going, dragging him under and down the road. An NYPD has determined that other causes of victim’s death besides being crushed by a 3 ton vehicle driven by an psychotically aggressive driver making a sharp swift turn was that his helmet was too loose. (Note the split second that the victim was hit on the corner).
In Prospect Park, a 58-year-old woman was attacked from behind by a man who pushed her into a van and raped her under a park bench, then he busted a window in a van and forced her inside and sexually assaulted her then robbed 10 bucks from her purse and ran away.
In Brownsville, a man that arranged to sell his sneakers on an app got jacked and beat down by three men in his apartment then stole his kicks and $125 from him.
Also in Brownsville, a man was found dead in an alley resulting from a fall from the elevated tracks on the L line.
Again in Brownsville, an inebriated woman got raped in a park and robbed her cellphone and wallet by a man who initially helped her get a cab and offered to walk her home.
In Bed-Stuy, a contractor got killed on a development site when a forklift that was holding and couldn’t hold the weight of an entire wall tipped over from the roof and fell on top of him.
Also in Bed-Stuy at the Roosevelt Houses, a man sprayed rounds of bullets towards a footpath and hit two men, wounding one and killing the other with a shot to the neck and broke a bunch of windows during the shooting and ran away.
Eight hours later in Bed-Stuy, a man got shot and killed when he stepped out of a Sumner Houses building and a man ambushed him and emptied his clip by firing six bullets hitting him in the head.
Again in Bed-Stuy, a detective at the 79th Precinct stole his partners body camera and made a short porno movie of himself playing with his balls and mooning with his ass. Disciplinary action by the NYPD. The dick was involved in a lawsuit in his involvement in a stop and frisk of a woman.
And again in Bed-Stuy, a teenaged boy was found dead on the roof of the Breevort Houses with a deep wound in his chest.
In Bath Beach, a two car crash on the Belt Parkway led to an off-duty fireman getting killed when the other driver he was fighting with hit him on the head with a bat causing him to fall on the road.
In Bushwick, a man who just parked his livery cab struck up a conversation with a man who then pulled out a knife and stabbed him three times in the chest. The victim died from his injuries.
Also in Bushwick, two sisters aged 7 and 8 were killed in an fire in their granfather’s apartment.
In Williamsburg, two boys got randomly attacked and beaten up. A 9-year-old boy walking with his mother got jumped by a man who repeatedly punched his face and a 12-year-old boy was jumped by four teenage boys who knocked him down to the sidewalk and rained punches on him.
Also in Williamsburg, a man grabbed another man on the sidewalk and threw him down to the ground and kicked him twice and walked away.
Again in Williamsburg, two men snatched two bikes worth over 2 grand from a building.
And again in Williamsburg, a man grabbed an app-food delivery worker and tried to rob his
And again in Williamsburg, a man ran up to and threw a roundhouse sucker punch at a man while he was conversing with his friends.
And again in Williamsburg at the Grand St. Station, a transit worker was visited by a rat in her token booth.
And again in Williamsburg, a man stumbled by a church and took a piss on a statue and kicked it over and another one next to it, breaking both.
In Gravesend, a woman shopping for groceries for her bakery in Williamsburg was killed by a hit-and-run driver while walking on the crosswalk.
Also in Gravesend, two men jumped a guy getting dropped off by a livery car, and robbed him of his phone and $400 while impersonating cops.
Again in Gravesend, a man killed himself when he fell from a public housing building rooftop.
In Crown Heights at the Albany Houses, a boy was accosted by a 16-year-old boy who bullied him into giving him candy and punched him in the face.
Again in Crown Heights, a man followed a man into his apartment building and beat him up and robbed his cellphone.
And again in Crown Heights, two men climbed through a window of a woman’s apartment and robbed a wallet and electronics.
And again in Crown Heights at I.S. 171 a 14-year-old boy tried to smuggle a gun in his backpack into his school.
In Midwood, a man demanded money from two other men on the Q train then pulled out a box cutter and slashed both of them and robbed a cellphone and money off one of them.
Also in Midwood, a woman who fell asleep on the F train awoke to find a man sexually assaulting her and then got off the Avenue I station to the nearest hospital to get a rape kit.
In East Flatbush, EMT’s treating a man on the sidewalk who fell from a respiratory and cardiac condition were suddenly being yelled at by the man’s relatives. Then one of them suckerpunched and broke the nose of another EMT who was trying to reason with the family.
In Cobble Hill, a man placing cones on the street for a TV show shoot got killed when another film crew worker backed his car into him while parking.
In Borough Park, a livery cab driver flipped when he attacked and called a 62-year-old man a sister fucker who was arguing with him in the street and punched his windows while causing an obstruction.
Also in Borough Park, a man broke into a private school and robbed two laptops.
In Coney Island, a man who jumped an off-duty cop and beat him up on the street assaulted a man in a hospital right before he was about to be sent to court.
Also in Coney Island, a man and woman shoplifted a bottle of booze from a liquor store and threatened a worker with a knife who tried to stop them.
Again in Coney Island, a cop shot himself in the hand at his station
In Sheepshead Bay, a man got killed by a hit-and-run driver as he was fixing his flat tire. The killer’s minivan was found abandoned a half away.
Also in Sheepshead Bay, a man impersonating a postal worker tricked a man into signing for a package then shot pepper spray at him. He then pushed his victim into his house while struggling with him then was accompanied by two other men, one who entered the house and held the homeowner down and the other waiting outside as a lookout. The three home invaders left with nothing after all that.
Again in Sheepshead Bay, a man punched another man in the face and robbed his cellphone.
Again in Sheepshead Bay, a man swiped a jacket from a woman who dropped it on the ground then got assaulted when she tried to get it back.
In Cypress Hills, a man punched another man in the face and robbed $100 of him.
Also in Cypress Hills, a man exited a laundromat and grabbed a woman’s ass passing by him and gave her smile.
In Sunset Park, mourners exiting a mosque after a funeral enraged a FedEx delivery worker who got pissed at the procession and double parked cars on the street by it holding him up that he backed up his truck at one of them, knocking him down and injuring him. As his fellow mourners blocked the truck, the psycho driver and his co-workers jumped out brandishing weapons and started brawling with them, with the driver slashing one of them with a box cutter and his accomplice assaulting another one with a fire extinguisher.
Also in Sunset Park, a woman went raging on the D train when she got into an argument and tussled with a woman in front of the passenger door. She then took out her umbrella and keys and assaulted her with them. She then yelled racial slurs at a man who intervened to stop her and calm her down and xenophobic slurs at an obnoxious man who kept antagonizing and filming her with his phone who then took her down after she knocked the phone out of his hands and held her for the cops to arrest her.
Again in Sunset Park, a man broke into a restaurant through a window and robbed it of 200 bucks.
And again in Sunset Park, two teenage boys followed a 14-year-old boy and jumped him and beat him up for his cellphone.
In Downtown Brooklyn, a woman riding her bike got hit by a van driver after she was forced to turn out of a bike lane because an NYPD van was parked on it. Hours later a man was riding his bike and saw the same van parked in the bike lane and politely ask the cops to move their van but was advised by them to go around into the vehicle lane because they were on assignment to be parked there. (????!!!!!!)
The culprits, fulfilling their, ahem, assignment.
In Bushwick, a man threw a bell at deli worker and cushioned the blow by throwing bread loaves at him because he felt insulted that his bacon, egg and cheese on a cinnamon bagel was taking too long to prepare.
Why didn’t I ever think of this? Mmmm. I want one right fucking now!
In Bay Ridge, a man rolling a shopping cart in an apartment building lobby robbed a load of delivery packages and walked out. Even though a witness was there to see him leave with his plunder, he only scolded him for leaving the door open.
Also in Bay Ridge, a woman arguing with a 67-year-old woman on a city bus punched her in the chest, grabbed her throat and bent her fingers.
Again in Bayridge, a man got hit by a hit-and-run driver while walking in the crosswalk
In Manhattan Beach, a man held up a pizza delivery man at gunpoint and robbed him of $130 and the pie he was carrying.
Also in Manhattan Beach, a man was held up at gunpoint by a group of men as he was exiting his car and was robbed of his cellphone and laptop.
In Fort Greene, a man was beaten to death and left in the hallway of his apartment building.
In New Uthrect, a man was shot in the chest during a pot deal gone wrong and died after giving cops info about his killer.
On the Brooklyn Bridge, a massive flaming four car wreck led to one person getting killed and injuring six others.
In Flatbush, a man driving a dollar van full of passengers ran a red light and nearly hit a pedestrian and hit the gas when a sheriff that happened to be there witnessed it and gave chase. The driver continued speeding and running reds, nearly hitting a parked car, swerving around a school bus and going the opposite way on a one way street while freaking out everyone inside the vehicle. The skel then bolts out and runs away as other cops arrive. Then a woman who claimed to know the driver took his cash box and doled money to everyone on board.
Also in Flatbush, a homeless one-legged wheelchair bound man was handed an eviction notice by the city to move his belongings and was forced out by a deployment of 20 cops. Yes you read all that right. The same city that can’t or refuse to keep track of recidivist slumlords and crooked developers made the effort to write official paperwork and place a call to the precinct captain to “evict” a debilitated destitute man from a public space. This city is really, really deadly serious about turning Brooklyn into a utopian wonderland that we have reduced the homeless into refugees.
A man from the world’s hippest borough was convicted in court for a piddling five years for trying to grift investors in a bitcoin scheme.
A man bashed in a window of a car belonging to the highest ranked officer of the Department Of Corrections and robbed four C.O. uniforms. For an imminent prison break plot?
In East Williamsburg,* a nite club put on a show featuring an 11-year-old boy doing a burlesque show while the patrons threw money at him as he was dancing to an awful annoying song dressed as the woman who sang it. If you few readers are not aware, this kid has been featured on a major fashion magazine,national TV morning news shows and a youtube channel hosted by a man who committed a deliberate savage murder of his roommate . Drag queen icon RuPaul is also a big fan.
This is not progressive, and it’s absolutely not empowering for the transgender community. If anything it mocks and reinforces stereotypes of them. And this audience at that club discredits any progress they have made in society by exploiting this child even if they will vociferously claim they are not. Imagine if Scores, The Hustler Club or the revived Playboy Club put an 11-year-old girl on stage doing a similar act or gyrating on a stripper pole and having horny men high on coke and 24-year-old single malt scotch throwing money and shouting expletives at her. I wonder what the consequences would be for those businesses. And goddamn right they would deserve to be obliterated.
As for his parents, they are fine with it because they are both unemployed, broke and desperate and their trannie kid is their meal ticket. Which is apparently why they have to blow off common sense and to resort to exploit their child just to live in fucking gentrified Brooklyn as well as surviving in a dire straits economic class and a government that panders to the wealthiest. And it’s being enabled, accepted from and normalized by the culturally bankrupt but immensely profitable mainstream and social media. So this latent pedophilia will continue unabated.
By the way, where the fuck is the Night Mayor?
*Some of these links originated from “alt-right” news websites. As if that even fucking matters. This is a child.
In Sunnyside, a massive fire that started around 2:15 a.m. and subsequent explosions engulfed and destroyed six small businesses. 12 firemen were injured during the blaze.
Also in Sunnyside, an argument outside a bar escalated when a man punched another man in the head and knocked him to the ground. The victim later died from his injury. The two were knew each other through mutual friends.
In Richmond Hill, a brawl inside a nite club spilled out into the street escalated when a gunman shot at the crowd and hit five people. The same club had a shooting incident back in April where two men got hit, one of them in the head. Good thing Jamaica Hospital happens to be 5 blocks away.
Also in Richmond Hill, a man that picked up a girl at a bar took her to his aunt’s house then raped her in a room and held her at knifepoint, when he whipped out his penis, his victim chomped it and ran out of the house. The suspect then left the house without his shoes and shirt.
Again in Richmond Hill, two men broken into a restaurant by shattering a glass door and robbed it of 120 bucks.
And again in Richmond Hill at Richmond Hill High School, a teacher slashed a student in the face with a foil pack.
In Ozone Park, a man stabbed another man during a fight outside of a deli despite the presence of cops called to the crime scene. After an order to drop the weapon, a cop shot at the culprit and missed. After attempting to flee, the cops caught him with cocaine and his victim’s cellphone.
In Forest Hills on the E train, a woman got assaulted with a cellphone and cursed out by a woman who felt insulted when the victim’s son made an observation about her own son for wearing a costume after Halloween. Then another woman butted in and aided her friend by putting the victim in a choke hold.
Also in Forest Hills, a man climbed a fire escape and broke into a bar just to rob a bottle of hooch.
Again in Forest Hills, three cars crashed into each other in an intersection notorious for frequent speeding and accidents.
Again in Forest Hills at the 67th St. Station, ad posters were vandalized with Nazi graffiti. So far no there are no leads but there might be potential suspect or demogogue.
And again in Forest Hills, a 16-year-old boy was surrounded and beaten up by a gang of male teenagers as they were yelling anti-semitic threats.
And again in Forest Hills, a man confronted a woman on the E train after she kissed her girlfriend and called her a dyke. As the woman was trying to avoid him, he suckerpunched her in the back of her head, threw her to the floor causing injury to her spine. Then he got off the next stop at 71st Ave. and ran like a bitch.
And again in Forest Hills, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of a LIRR train as it was leaving the station.
In Glendale, six men were causing a ruckus and loitering inside a convenience store and were ordered to leave by one of the workers inside. Two of the hooligans returned and attacked the employee by swinging a bike at him as the other slashed him on his hand.
In Rego Park, a scumbag got caught by cops trying to rob a mailbox with a lure tied to a orange juice box covered in with mouse trap glue, which being a ratfucker it was a shock he didn’t get himself stuck on it. The arrest led to the discovery of a bunch of pilfered checks worth close to $400,000.
In Jackson Heights, an off-duty cop got drunk off his ass and drove his car through a red light and hit a woman crossing the street and sped off and was caught. The recidivist louse has been charged four other times for DWI and twice for domestic violence.
In College Point, a man caught shoplifting by a worker at a sporting good store shoved him to the floor and ran away.
In Woodside, a man and his nephew held up a chain pharmacy at gunpoint and shot the manager in the hand when he refused to give him money and shut the register drawer and then got shot in the face during a struggle with the gunman. The shooter then went on a crime spree in the borough as he held up and robbed 7-11 in the same town, held up another chain pharmacy in Astoria and made off with $800 and then wound up in St. Albans and stuck up another chain pharmacy for $100.
Also in Woodside at the 61st Station on the 7 train, a man grabbed a 15-year-old girl between her legs as the train was arriving at the station.
Amazonistan Long Island City, a public school principal was caught and arrested for drinking and driving.
Also in Long Island City at the Queens Plaza station, a 63-year-old woman got called a bitch by a man who then punched her in the face after she asked to move his bag so she can sit down.
Again in Long Island City, two men feigning to be police officers jumped a man coming out his car, sprayed him with pepper spray and tried to cuff him.
In Astoria, a deli got held up at gunpoint and robbed of $2,000 by three men impersonating police officers. A relative of the workers chased them and got shot in the leg as they escaped in a minivan.
Also in Astoria, a man jumped a man from behind, placed him in a headlock and stole his wallet containing $1,100 and his phone and the next day he repeated his pattern grabbing another man in a headlock and ripped off his phone too.
In Bayside, another professional taxi driver crushed by debts incurred from losing customers to the app-hail tech industry committed suicide by hanging himself with his belt. Fellow cab drivers are dreading more suicides because of the city and state’s plans to implement congestion pricing to refund the crappy subway.
Also in Bayside, a 14-year-old boy was slashed in the head by another student inside Benjamin Cardozo High School.
Again in Bayside on the L.I.E., a man crashed his car into a D.O.T. vehicle and severed his arm
In Flushing, a man got angry and violent at a spa parlor when he demanded a “happy ending” from a masseuse and didn’t get it so he punched a worker in the face then came onto and threatened a woman with a hammer. He happily ended his tirade by smashing a piggy bank on the counter and robbed some loose bills and change from it.
In Ridgewood, a homeless man was found frozen to death under the elevated train trying to shelter himself from the freezing rain.
Also in Ridgewood, two teenage boys beat down a man with punches and kicks after proclaiming that they were in a gang. Two teenage girls that accompanied them acted as lookouts.
Again in Ridgewood, an 11-year-old girl walking to school got accosted by a creep who offered her a ride, the girl refused then the creep used his car to block her path then grabbed her. A man witnessing the attempted abduction intervened and saved the girl and prevented the culprit from escaping leading to his arrest.
Again in Ridgewood, a man robbed two cellphones and $500 from a truck that it’s driver left unlocked as he was making a delivery.
In Rego Park, a scumbag got caught by cops trying to rob a mailbox with a lure tied to a orange juice box covered in with mouse trap glue, which being a ratfucker it was a shock he didn’t get himself stuck on it. The arrest led to the discovery of a bunch of pilfered checks worth close to $400,000.
In Murray Hill, a man grabbed a woman, repeatedly punched her in the face and sexually assaulted her.
In Jamaica Estates at the 179 St. Station, a man with a gun attempted to hold up a token booth after trying to force his way inside with two MTA workers there.
In Broad Channel, a man murdered a little dog and buried it and tried to lie to his girlfriend that she ran away.
In Fresh Meadows, a 60-year-old woman was killed crossing the middle of the street when she got clipped by a mirror from a turning SUV.
In Springfield Gardens, a man killed himself when he ran a red light and swerve wildly into an intersection and crashed head-on into another car.
In Middle Village, a man broke into a home through a side door and robbed $11,000 worth of jewelry back in September.
In Belle Harbor, two men broke into three stores on one block and robbed cash and merchandise
In Far Rockaway, a woman was jumped from behind by a man who dragged her into an alley and raped her.
Also in Far Rockaway, a man clad only in his underwear was found dead with multiple gunshot wounds to his head and bruises on his body at a bird sanctuary at Bayswater Park. Cops arrested five teenagers who were shacking up together in a one bedroom apt. where the gun was found along with 900 rounds of bullets and charged two of them with the shooting. Nothing has been disclosed about or aroused suspicion if these were gang members of MS-13.
In Rockaway Beach, a man’s body was found dead washed up on the shore by Beach Channel Drive.
In Averne, a man held up a man at gunpoint then pistol whipped and robbed him.
Also in Averne, a woman exiting the 67th St. Station was stalked by a man as she was walking down the stairs then the man punched her in the head from behind.
In Edgemere, four homes were burglarized while it’s residents were asleep.
In Bellerose, an 18-year-old attempting suicide by a bridge was stopped and saved by a man and a cop.
At Kennedy Airport, a suitcase filled with 38 bricks of blow was confiscated and the dealer hasn’t showed up to claim it yet.
In Kew Gardens, a 69-year-old woman walking with 9-year-old grandson got killed in a crosswalk when a driver turned his car into her. It took a month for the police report of this incident to come out, which should arouse suspicion about Vision Zero fatality and injury stat compiling.
Also in Kew Gardens, a man that the RFK Foundation bailed out despite attacking a C.O. with punches and kicks and threw a garbage can at decided not to attend both his probation hearings in court.
In Howard Beach, a 73-year-old woman got killed crossing the street when she was hit by a car driven by a man who did not yield to her when making a turn.
In Elmhurst, a man walked up to another man in a restaurant, asked him a question then smashed a bottle over his head.
Also in Elmhurst on the R train, a woman caught a man grinning at her with his shlong dangling out.
Again in Elmhurst, a woman got killed by an approaching vehicle as she stepped in the crosswalk into traffic on Queens Blvd.
On the Long Island Expressway, an off-duty fireman was caught driving drunk and charged when he refused to take a breathalyzer test.
On Rikers Island, an 18-year-old convict threw a garbage can at a C.O., hitting him in the head and caused a gash that needed five staples to close up.
Also on Rikers Island, an inmate threw a punch at a C.O. Captain and kept attacking him and then fought off two other C.O.’s who were trying to restrain him.
Again on Rikers Island, two C.O.’s got attacked and punched by two inmates in two different incidents.
And again in Rikers Island, a man and Trinitarios gang member awaiting trial in the killing of Lesandro Guzman-Feliz earlier this year was slashed in the face by another convict and Bloods gang member who’s serving time for murder. The incident occurred because the jail door security locks malfunctioned. And these fauxgressive elected officials, intellectual type advisers and the real estate overlords want to put jails in residential neighborhoods.
Following the slashing incident, convicts down with the victim’s gang also got loose adn fled to the cafeteria, shielded themselves with mattresses and fought with the C.O.’s.
Do you know who he is? Do you, you fucking asshole? No? Fuck you too fuckers!
In Downtown at that den of iniquity honest graft manufacturing plant City Hall, a deplorable, entitled city judge and appointed official by Mayor de Blasio who was accompanied by an entourage went bonkers when a cop assigned to check visitors at the front gate asked for his identification and the reason for his business in the taxpayer funded government office to allow access in. And he responded with the proclamation “Do you know who I am?”,denouncing her as a “babe”, told her to fuck off and threatened her livelihood by claiming that he could get her fired.
He continued to barrage other cops with degrading insults and vulgarities despite being documented by another cop equipped with a bodycam and his warning the prima donna judge that he was going to inform the supervisor. The “supervisor” in charge of the mayor’s security detail told the cop that was targeted by this arrogant judge not to file any complaint with her union.
The judge’s tirade and blatant, brazen disrespect towards this cop stems from the Mayor’s decision to transfer police disciplinary cases from the Civilian Complaint Review Board to the recently assembled Office of Administrative Trials and Hearings (OATH, get it! Today’s breed of city appointed officials sure love anagrams) that this fucking asshole has been assigned to and is sworn to judiciously uphold. So naturally, Mayor Big Slow will say nothing about this embarrassing incident and abuse of power and position of a member of his big club either, even though he had prior outbursts with other officials in two meetings. In imitation of President Trump’s refusal to hear the Kashoggi murder tapes, the weak ass Mayor refuses to see the body cam footage from the cops cameras of his judicial picks’ vulgar tirade. Boss Tweed is rubbing his belly and laughing in his grave.
In Harlem at the 110th Street/Cathedral Parkway Station, a man is impersonating a cop, stopping and frisking and yelling orders at commuters going through the emergency gate to beat the fare in what the perpetrator thinks is a viral prank for his social media account feed. Which he solicits to commuters to mention and check out. There are times when he actually opens the door for them, encouraging the farebeating and making a mockery of Transit President Andy Byford who claims he wants to deter such illicit and costly fund losing behavior. Despite correspondence from NYPD transit, this video is strangely still on Youtube. I smell a motherfucking rat.
Also in Harlem, cops raided an apartment and detained a man about to put a hit on someone. They confiscated guns and drugs during the bust.
Again in Harlem, two women followed a 17-year-old male into his apartment building then one of them pulled a gun on him in the hallway and then stole his jacket, headphones and wallet.
In Midtown at Madison Square Garden, a man got pissed off after the Rangers shut out the Islanders that he randomly attacked a blue shirt fan by punching his face.
Also in Midtown, an idiot playing with his toy drone from a hotel balcony crashed it on a balcony of an office building run by Barclay’s Bank across the street and wound up in handcuffs when he tried to retrieve it.
Again in Midtown at Rockefeller Center, a fast food salad restaurant at 30 Rock’s lower level concourse was invaded by a horde of rats of unusual size and was forced to shut down
And again in Midtown, a man that was jumped and beaten down in a office building lobby by a group of men down with a recently indicted rap star (who was filming it with his cellphone), had his demands to file a report against his attackers blown off by the cops at the Midtown South precinct and in Brooklyn’s 77th Pct.
And again in Midtown, a hot dog cart spontaneously combusted.
And again in Midtown, a man undeterred by the presence of security cameras shoplifted a $5,000 handbag from a high end designer store.
And again in Midtown, a teenage girl got hit by a shuttle bus when she ran into the street.
And again in Midtown, two giant wreaths on a office building combusted into rings of fire and charred the front entrance and three upper floors. The yule log was taken in for questioning and released on it’s own recognizance.
In Harlem, an impatient asshole of a man, who works in a hospital, went berserk when an ambulance was blocking his path because EMT’s were aiding a 67-year-old man who was having difficulty breathing and then threatened and proceeded to ram his car into the vehicle and pinning both the EMT and his patient against the ambulance, causing the EMT to injure his shoulder and breaking the patients leg.
Also in Harlem, a stupid man got hit by the 8 train and lived to talk about it after he was standing on the tracks in front of the south end of the tunnel.
Again in Harlem at one of Jeff Bezos’ supermarkets, a security guard grabbed a man and body slammed him and placed him in a chokehold on the floor in an altercation that happened back in August but was reported a few weeks ago. Looks like even a violent assault committed by an Amazon Soldier was not going to get in the way of the city’s and state’s oligarch welfare doling to and taint licking of the online retail emperor.
And again in Harlem by the 110th St. Station, a homeless man walking in the tunnel got killed by the 2 train.
And again in Harlem, a kitten stuck in a car after being driven 15 miles from East New York required the attention of 7 cops and 2 emergency service vehicles.
In Chelsea and the Lower East Side, two men jumped six app-food delivery workers and stole their
electronic-powered throttled bicycles motorcycles
In Chinatown, a 70-year-old man attempting to park his car recklessly sped backwards and hopped the sidewalk, killing a man and injuring six other people.
Also in Chinatown, a man stuffed a kitten in a sealed bucket and abandoned it by a animal shelter.
Again in Chinatown, a 60-year-old man was hit by a private garbage truck while in the crosswalk. The driver kept going and claimed he didn’t know he hit anyone. This happened nearby a conference Mayor de Faustio was holding proposing to build a supertall mixed-used building with a prison inside, as the victim was immediately treated by a cop on his security detail. This happened a weeks after City Council approved new laws regulating the private carting industry.
In Times Square, seven men got into an argument with an 18-year-old man and then attacked him in a stairwell at the train station, stabbing him and robbing his backpack and coat.
Also in Times Square, six men claiming to be rap artists surrounded a man and tried solicit money off him to buy their cd, held him up at knifepoint and robbed $400 from his wallet.
Again in Times Square on the 1 train, a man shouted a racial slur at commuters and directly at a woman and then spit on her.
And again in Times Square, a fight in a BBQ restaurant got real serious when one of the men stabbed his opponent in the shoulder. Looks like Times Square is getting scary ugly again.
In Soho, two men knocked down a woman who came out of exorbitantly upscale winter gear store and robbed a $1,100 jacket she just purchased. A man accompanying her chased after them and the robbers managed to wrestle him to the ground and robbed his wallet.
In Grand Central, a fight between two men on a crowded 4 train led to one of the combatants using pepper spray to get an advantage and hitting four MTA workers in the process, leading the packed car of commuters to chaotically disperse on the station’s platform.
In East Harlem, a man walked up to two teen-aged males and stabbed them both in the neck.
In Washington Heights, a woman walking by a church was grabbed from behind by a man who then dragged her under an awning, pulled her pants down and forced her to give him oral sex when he failed to raped her.
In the Financial District, a man with a rolling suitcase held up a cellphone score at gunpoint and stole $45,000 worth of merchandise and also robbed $400 in cash.
In the West Village, an off-duty cop hit a food delivery man with her car while inebriated and drove away. When the man chased her drunk ass down, he caught her popping mints into her mouth and bathing herself with perfume.
Also in the West Village at the 14th St. Station, a man grabbed a woman’s ass on the A train and gave her a thumbs up when she took a photo of the pervert.
In Washington Square Park, a man was found dead on a park bench in the rain.
In Chelsea, a man held up a bank by passing a note from a DVD box of The Wire (season not identified) containing a note that he was strapped and robbed it of cash and did it again at two other banks in Midtown and the Upper West Side. The crook is still on the loose and has provided this post with it’s theme song.
Also in Chelsea, a man getting a sandwich at a deli was confronted by three men who yelled a racial slur at him. They then followed him outside as one of the racist goons threw a garbage can at him, breaking his jaw.
In the Upper East Side, a man shoplifted over $800 of electronic items from a store and tried to make a dash but got pinched by security guards.
Also in the Upper East Side at the 68th St. Station, a man was jerking off on the 6 train and kept doing the stroke all the way to the 33rd St. Station where he got off.
Again in the Upper East Side at the 96th Street Station, a man took his cane and walloped a commuter in the face who accidentally bumped into him.
And again in the Upper East Side, a fire engulfed a fancy restaurant and also the two floors of apartments above it.
And again in the Upper East Side, a man once involved with the President’s former lawyer in a tax evasion scheme was approached by federal agents with a warrant for his arrest in neglecting to pay child support. He then ran into his building and went on the roof in a pathetic attempt to escape from them.
And again in the Upper East Side, a building exploded from a gas leak incinerating an upscale chain fitness center gym.
In the Upper West Side at Columbia University’s Teaching College, a professor’s office was vandalized with swastikas spray painted on the walls.
In the Meatpacking District at the swanky and scuzzy Strand Hotel, two men broke into two rooms and robbed two guests of their debit and I.D. cards and cash.
In the East Village, an app-hail driver went crazy after two men in the back seat gave each other a kiss. He called them fags and demanded them to leave his car, when one of them got caught on the seat belt, the driver hit the gas and dragged him on the street.
Also in the East Village, a man that was caught shoplifting diapers and other hygienic items got caught by a security guard then pulled out a box cutter and threatened him and proceeded to walk out.
Again in the East Village, a homeless man froze to death lying on the street despite being under a stack of blankets.
And again in the East Village at the Bleecker St. Station, a man affixed a swastika sticker on the 6 train.
In the Lower East Side, a woman riding a bike stopped in front of a man and took out a gun and shot him, then pulled out a knife and stabbed him in a drug robbery attempt.
Also in the Lower East Side, a man was confronted by three men with three women, one of which yelled a racial slur at him. Then two of the men jumped him and beat him down and threw him into a door of a building under development.
Again in the Lower East Side, a man posing as an app-hail driver tricked a man into thinking he was the ride he ordered and then robbed the credit cards in his wallet after asking to use his phone to get directions. What app-hail driver doesn’t have their own smart phone? And why do are people buying wallets that hold cellphones?
In Battery Park, a fight between two double decker tour bus drivers battling over a parking space escalated when one of them stabbed the other in the arm. Similar to a dream I had…
In Morningside Heights, a man held up a pizzeria at gunpoint and shot a worker in the leg while trying to rob the cash register. A cop treated the victim by applying a tourniquet to staunch the bleeding.
Also in Morningside Heights, a man committed suicide by jumping from his 5th floor college dorm apartment.
In Stuyvesant Town, a drunk ass off-duty police sergeant ran a red light and rammed his car into a man riding his bike with the right of way.
Also in Stuyvesant Town, a man stood up to a bus and obstructed it’s path, then yelled at it and punched it multiple times and broke the rear view mirror and wiper blades as the bus pleaded to the gawkers and passerbys about an emergency and to call the police. The raging loon then stopped other buses and swore and threaten the drivers and shouted criticisms about the notorious MTA.
Again in Stuyvesant Town, a man was found dead on the shore by the East River.
And again in Stuyvesant Town, a man went kookoo at Beth Israel hospital when he found out that he was going to put in a psych ward.
In Hell’s Kitchen, a man snatched a tip jar from a counter in a bakery and punched a woman in the face who tried to stop him.
Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a man woke up in his bedroom and saw a man fondling his penis and walked out when he was done. The suspect was wearing a scarf.
In Herald Square at the 34th Street Station on the Q/N/R train platform, a man hit a woman in the head with a metal pipe when she tried to calm him down as he was arguing with a commuter.
In Downtown Manhattan, a woman got hit and killed by a charter bus because the driver because he was in a hurry.
In Tribeca, the roof of a building collapsed and took down it’s facade. It is next door to a 21-story building under construction
In Murray Hill, a man committed suicide jumping off the roof of a luxury apartment building.
In Union Square, a man shoved a woman onto the tracks of the 4/5 express line and ran away.
Also in Union Square, a woman got caught shoplifting 50 pints of ice cream.
Again in Union Square, a man shoplifted three expensive handbags and resisted arrest when he got caught by cops
And again in Union Square, a man snatched some expensive items from a display booth at the annual space hogging holiday market and rode away on his bike.
In Manhattanville, an off-duty cop was nearly crushed by a collapsing wall when he was exiting a parking lot on his motorcycle.
In Kips Bay, a man smashed a glass message board on a synagogue with his forearm and walked away with his buddy.
In Morningside Heights at Columbia University, a hipster spaz harassed and stalked a group of people while yelling white superiority talking points at them and jumping around like a dork.
In Stuy Town, A man was found dead on the shore by the East River.
In Penn Plaza, a baby died at a hospital after two women loaded on and possessing heroin were discovered carrying around and feeding her in a hotel lobby even though she was unconscious. For some reason, they were not charged with anything by the NYPD.
In Penn Station, a legendary vigilante and radio show host got punched in the mouth trying to break up a fight between two teenage boys.
And again in Penn Station, it was the scene of the starting point of the entitled impunity revelry of the vagrant and derelict critical mass public drunk parade Santacon, which then invaded the East Village, the Lower East Side, Kips Bay and Murray Hill. The largest collective of the nationwide event only led to two reported arrests. But not when a woman got caught in the drunken crossfire when a Santa passed out on the sidewalk and she tripped on the douchebag and broke her nose.
In Norwood at the 52nd Precinct, a police woman got harassed during work when a fellow cop splooged semen into a water bottle and left it on her desk. Which she shared with a group of kids in the NYPD’s Explorers youth program to advise them of sexual harassment in the workplace.
In Grand Concourse, a woman got shot to death when she answered a knock on her apartment door and the gunman blasted through it as she looked through the peephole. The killer was alleged to be looking for her son who was in court as a defendant in a murder case.
Also in Grand Concourse, a man was shot to death inside his apartment.
In Kingsbridge Heights, a man who held up and robbed drug dealers bolted from the building shooting his gun in the lobby and ran out on the street firing at cops waiting outside. As the man fired a shot while fleeing, the cops shot a fusillade of 27 bullets hitting a woman in the stomach and a 12-year-old girl in the crossfire and managed to hit the fugitive in the neck, recovering his pistol and his backpack containing the product. The wounded bystander is now suing the city for $10,000,000.
In Kingsbridge, a woman broke into state assemblyman’s office through a window and looted a donation box filled with toys and stuffed it in her bag. She then took a break by smoking some crack, then continued to fill her grinch bag with other items and gifts that were in the room. The recidivist perp was one of the prisoners that sprung loose by the RFK’s stupid and indiscriminate bailout program.
In Wakefield, a man involved in shooting another man he was arguing with got shot by police called to the area when he pointed his gun at them.
In Westchester Square, two women on a city bus pour liquid on a woman’s head who was sitting by the front door, then snatched her purse and ran away smiling and laughing.
In East Tremont, two women hassled a 63-year-old man on a city bus then threw soda on him and slashed him with a razor.
In Soundview, a 15-year-old girl walking with her friends crossing the street got caught in a crossfire coming from a shooting by a pharmacy and got shot in the hip by a 16-year-old boy.
Also in Soundview, a man got killed in a apartment building parking lot when a Mercedes SUV hit him.
Again in Soundview, a 6-year-old girl got hit by a hit-and-run driver while walking in the crosswalk.
In University Heights, a man recovering from a tracheotomy who lost his wallet by a supermarket was confronted by a man who returned it to him and demanded that he hand over the rings on his fingers and then he suddenly punched him in the face, took his rings off and continued punching him with them, then kicked him multiple times and left him lying unconscious on the ground in the rain. Realizing he forgot his hat, he went back and retrieved it and kicked his victim again. The man wound up in a coma and needing a second tracheal operation.
Also in University Heights, an 11-year-old child killed his stepfather after he kicked him in the midsection during a familial domestic dispute. The man had stage 4 kidney cancer and had a port in his abdomen.
In Fordham, a 17-year-old boy arguing and fighting with two men got killed when they pushed him onto the street and he got run over by an ambulette passing by.
On the Major Deegan Expressway, a pregnant woman driving a van filled with radiators and concrete and scrap metal got killed when she rear-ended a flat bed truck. A man riding with her injured his leg and her two adopted kids who were seated in the back got critically injured when all that junk and detritus landed on them during the crash.
In Bronxdale, a woman got raped by a masked man in her apartment after she went to retrieve a delivery package.
In South Bronx, a woman went batshit on a city bus when her dog was sniffing a woman next to her as she smacked her hand when she tried to pet it. As the woman was exiting, the crazy lady started mocking her, provoking her to a fight. During the tussling, the dog owner slashed her face with a knife and ran off the bus.
In Parkchester, a domestic dispute between a married couple escalated when they both stabbed each other. The woman died later at the hospital.
In West Farms, at the Lambert Houses, a man got shot and had his sneakers and cellphone stolen by a man accompanied by two other people.
In Mount Hope, a man was shot to death and two others were wound when a man fired his gun in a speakeasy club in the basement under a bodega.
Also in Mount Hope, a city bus crashed into a fire engine with sirens blaring that was turning into the intersection as it was responding to an emergency call and wound up in one of their own. Leading to 24 people getting hurt.
In Mott Haven, a man held up then raped a woman inside an apartment building, then forced her to withdraw money from an ATM and robbed her of $40.
In Fordham Manor, a man beat his girlfriend to death inside her apartment then called 911 and lied to the cops that she found her dead.
In Kingsbridge, a woman died from blood clots in her foot that were caused by her boyfriend slashing her with a sword.
In Longwood, a woman got carjacked by a man who held her up at knifepoint and slashed her.
Also in Longwood at the Hunts Point Station, a man suckerpunched a man in the face when he was exiting the subway through a gate.
In Melrose, an off-duty crossing guard hit two children with her car as they were in the intersection then drove away.
Also in Melrose, a shirtless man got his ass kicked and taken down by a woman who caught him trying to steal her car. It was 30 degrees outside, must have been a junkie.
In Morris Park, a masked man raped a woman inside her apartment in the early afternoon.
In Hunts Point, a trucking company is spreading toxic sludge on the streets after powerwashing their vehicles with chemical treated water. Their supervisor wasn’t available for comment…
In Eastchester at the Dyre Ave. Station on the 5 train, a man accused an MTA worker sweeping the car of laughing at him then assaulted him with punches to his head.
In Morris Heights, a cop chasing a robbery suspect injured his leg during the pursuit.
Also in Morris Heights, someone dumped a pitbull in a dumpster.
In Woodlawn, a fascist put up a poster announcing a white supremacist gathering and march in the neighborhood.
In Mount Vernon, a man held up three cab drivers at gunpoint while accompanied by a woman, robbing their cash and their cars.
In Williamsbridge, a 19-year-old man who is the face of the bail reform movement was caught driving a stolen car with a suspended license, the latter charge for the third time since he’s been released. This guy is a recidivist jerk.
In Fort Wadsworth, cops responding to a domestic dispute at a house were confronted by a drunk man waving a knife who was pleading with them to shoot him. After tasering him when he charged at them, the cops shot at him 12 times, killing him although one of the cops got hit in the stomach by his partner.
In Annadale an off-duty cop and his friend lost a beer bong game to two men in a bar, then they jumped them both individually and beat them up when they stepped out on the street.
In Midland Beach, an off-duty fireman was found unconscious in his car from overdosing on smack and was revived with Narcan.
In Marines Harbor, a man attempted to rob a bank with a note and didn’t get shit.
At the Staten Island Ferry St. George Terminal, a man was stopped by cops when their dog caught a suspicious scent in his tote bag, but it did not deter commuters who walked right by without being stopped by authorities who were supposed to cordon off the area.
In St. George, a man was found dead from a shot to his head in a hotel room after having a drug dispute with a man and woman.
A man was found dead floating in the water under the Verrazano Bridge.
In Rosebank, another dead man was found floating in the Narrows waters.
In Clifton, a man got stabbed on the street around 10:15 p.m.
In the Staten Island Mall, a woman shoplifted gold earrings from a jewelry store.
In Dongan Hills, a man cashed a check for $7,765 that didn’t belong to him at a bank.
In Ettingville, a 90-year-old man got hit by a car and died as he was heading for a doctor’s appointment.
In Tottenville, a dead naked woman who committed suicide by self-immolation was found Long Wood park by children were walking through in the early afternoon.