Queens

On Rikers Island, an inmate was found dead from a drug overdose inside his cell, making him the 10th prisoner to perish inside one of the few facilities left after a law the city council cronies enacted and the current mayor signed decreed that the island be shut down permanently.

Also on Rikers Island, a clerical fugazi allowed a convicted burglar who was sentenced for 20 months for robbing three small businesses to run free and was found and re-detained back on his hunting grounds in Staten Island.

Again on Rikers Island, an inmate stole a corrections bus and crashed it into a prison wall after the C.O. driver left the keys in the ignition while he was processing paperwork with another C.O.

And again on Rikers Island, an inmate who was gang affiliated and convicted of murder was found dead in his cell following a transfer from the prison barge docked in the Bronx.

And again on Rikers Island, three inmates brutally beat down another inmate inside his cell because they thought he was in a rival gang.

And again on Rikers Island, an inmate saw a shitlib city council crony and threw toilet water at him from behind a glass partition.

And again in Rikers Island, three inmates ganged up on a maintenance worker and stole his watch, sneakers and smokes as one of them stuck a shiv to his side.

And again on Rikers Island, an inmate who was serving time for shooting up a speakeasy nite club in Williamsburg where he sprayed five people at their legs was found to be the hit-and run driver who ran over and killed a woman with a fancy car in Ozone Park by a catholic school and got charged with murder. So let’s decarcerate him.

And again on Rikers Island, a C.O. caught an inmate with a weapon on him while he was doing a work detail and then the convict punched him the face and broke his jaw while he tried to bring him back to a higher security level area. The inmate was arraigned for the homicide of his girlfriend.

Since the city closed facilities on the prison complex island, two of them that had medical clinics, to rush it’s eventual transfer to four tower prisons in four boroughs sans S.I. that won’t fully materialize until 2027, a fifth of the C.O.’s have been calling in sick and the remaining guards have been working triple shifts trying to prevent daily insurrections and attacks by unruly inmates. Under staffing has been so rife, inmates have taken over their duties logging prisoners on days when they go 24 hours without C.O. supervision. 

What was always a common occurrence inside the prisons, gang beatdowns are even more pronounced as inmates film the ultraviolence and post them on social media sites like TikTok and also rap videos with inmates flashing cash and high end hooch. The drug trade has also raged out of control because there are not enough C.O.’s to search them.

While the Blaz deliberately stalled into visiting Rikers for weeks after being hammered with questions daily about it and by slightly acknowledging the crisis he’s been ignoring for mostly the last 4 years.., NY State senators and assembly officials were demanding to visit the prison and see the humanitarian crisis for themselves. But as is wont of the Blaz, he fabricated a hill of bullshit by citing his executive authority can only allow them to visit the prisons or any government building. But since New York government officials have the privileged right to enter any government building they want, Blaz’s dropped his pathetic obstruction and the senators and assembly people went the next day.

And what a day it was. As they all assembled at a podium in front of Rikers giant welcoming sign on the corner of Hazen St. and 19th Ave, young women elected officials one by one furiously railed about the horrid and hazardous conditions and environment during their tour of the wretched facilities. One of them even claimed she saw an inmate attempted suicide by hanging himself in his cell (although no one happened to see any impromptu gang violence or regular drug dealing when they were inside there).

Although they acknowledged the maltreatment the C.O.’s and workers at Rikers are getting from the city (but not from the recidivist violent inmates), the Corrections Dept. union leader held a rally right near them and confronted the liberal collective right after they were calling for the general release of the entire prison population. Yet the two groups found solidarity in their abject and apt criticism of current mayor de Blasio, who cowardly tried to prevent this tour from happening. Rikers workers continued to hold protests against the mayor and the crony he hired as interim Dept of Corrections commissioner to oversee the prison complex as it got worse under his feeble supervision during it’s draw down transition to tower prisons that are a half decade away, who a high brass C.O. labeled as an asshole puppet of the Blaz. The asshole puppet lived up to his reputation by proclaiming that fixing Rikers is impossible because the recurring violence behind bars is unstoppable mainly because of absent C.O.’s although depriving the prisoners of basis services. Besides losing medical services because of the loss of clinics from two recently closed facilities, inmates no longer have recreational activities or even access to the library.

As the pressure mounted following the Rikers protest, The Blaz continued to avoid Rikers and evade questions about touring the prison complex even though he was holding his recent silly city hall in your borough week in Queens, where Rikers happens to call it’s home. Following a presser teasing when he will visit, he finally went to Rikers immediately after his daily variety show press briefing that very day and evidently he made sure he avoided all the corridors where thousands of inmates were located and even avoided the C.O.’s on the floor who do the risky and bold work trying to keep the jail secure for visitors like the soft elitist mayor of NYC, while they weren’t even getting paid for the triple shifts they were induced to take. All the dilapidated conditions and human excrement were suddenly scoured clean and painted over and his crony asshole puppet commissioner had all the inmates shuttled to another intake facility that resembled a medieval goolag with the maggots and their own shit just to placate the realities of the prison the mayor only chooses to see, despite the known risk of causing a superspreader area because of the congregate setting. Another thing that made the Blaz’s Rikers tour a cakewalk was that he recently deployed 100 cops to fill work as C.O.’s to the island a few days earlier. If not for the anarchy that has overtaken the jails, this would be another misuse of city safety services the Blaz selfishly exploited with his undeserved privilege as NYC’s Mayor.

When confronted with a question about his pussy tour of Rikers and his deliberate avoidance of engaging with C.O.’s and prisoners who have to work and live under the decrepit conditions resulting from his complicit insouciance that purposely led to them, the Blaz feebly responded with the most heinous missive that he’s ever defecated out of his big faceanus:

“I don’t need to be reminded of something I already know” 

Not only is this cold blooded and tone deaf statement a confirmation of his wanton arrogant avoiding of C.O.s and inmates, it’s also monstrously inhumane, being that he knows and has practically accepted what a shithole the prisons are and how the internationally renowned humanitarian crisis exacerbated under his indifference and there was a point when he decided he was going to let it rot. Surely right when he got re-elected. It’s also the Blaz’s most hilarious self-own, since that stupidly haughty statement can apply to every other issue and crisis that has turned into a bigger mountain of shit under his watch, like Vision Zero, affordable housing, and the city’s sewer system that crapped out and flooded the streets and highways of Queens, Kings and Boogie Down counties. Plus anyone can apply it to the mayor himself in casual conversation.

“Man, de Blasio is such a fucktard dickhead”

“I don’t need to be reminded of what I already know cuz”

Now that the Blaz has finally made no bones for being unaccountable for Rikers Island, it’s inmates and security because of he already knows how fucked up it is there, he continues to blame the court system for making it harder to get violent criminals off the streets that have led to rise in felonies in his city, accusing them of being too slow to process cases while discounting the city’s court buildings under his purview that are still under shoddy conditions and not safe to distance from COVID-19/Delta Variant spread. But this wouldn’t be a problem if the borough district D.A.’s weren’t dismissing thousands of criminal cases because of the 10 month old bail reform laws that has sprung over 6,500 perpetrators because of the state assembly’s re-categorizations of the severity of the crimes committed. (Or is that re-imagining). And thousands more will be released because of the humanitarian crisis the Blaz, Governor Kathy, the city council cronies, and the state and assembly fauxgressives are complicit with for their ill-written bail reform and their asinine advocacy legislation for Rikers closure, acting as useful idiots for rapacious developers chomping at the bit for all that vast real estate on the ground and in the ether. All for collective regressive effort to close Rikers Island by any means necessary is clearly having an impact on the streets and on the minds of recidivist criminals and gangbangers practically rejoicing at the decarceration culture being induced on the public from fauxgressive politicians and social media pundits as teenagers are getting shot and killed on the streets where these elites fear to tread.

While he’s telling people off for reminding him of what he already knows, he then tries to remind everyone about dubious drops in shootings from the last year in certain NYPD enclaves while blowing off how shootings have doubled and tripled in other enclaves. As the Summer of Blaz and September ended, a total of 1,384 people got shot on the streets, already passing last years total with another 3 months left in this blood stained year. And if this isn’t offensive and repulsive enough, Jizzoner’s response to all this violence and crime he has been blocking from his brain for the last two years is to hire more municipal workers to NYPD precincts to greet victims of crimes looking to file reports or citizens looking to visit friends and relatives on lockdown because of the perception of the crabby cop behind the desk who won’t help them. The twisted irony of this idiotic program is it’s coming from a motherfucker who’s been the shittiest and surliest host of NYC for 8 years; who doesn’t even deign to greet C.O.’s and prisoners after being browbeaten to by his establishment fauxgressive Democrat party peers. So instead of telling precinct desk cops to be more cordial and informative to his constituents, he spends 5.7 million dollars to put a bunch of B to do their jobs for them.

This abomination reign of de Blasio can’t decompose soon enough.

In Jamaica, a man and a woman drowned in their basement apartment after the downpour from Hurricane Ida burst through the concrete base of the house they were renting from.

Also in Jamaica, three people were found dead inside an abandoned house allegedly from drug O.D.’s.

Again in Jamaica, a man shot another man in the leg he was having an argument with on the street in the wee hours of the morning.

And again in Jamaica, a man shot another man to death on the block he lived on.

And again in Jamaica, a man clad in a bulletproof vest shot another man in the arm on the boulevard an hour after sunrise.

And again in Jamaica, a rooster attacked a man while he was commuting to work by pecking his hand and kept attacking after drawing blood from him. The revolting cock has been a intimidating presence on the block for years and is usually seen milling a round with a herd of hens like a feathered pimp.

And again in Jamaica, a man broke into a chain pharmacy by breaking the glass off the door and plundered $100 worth of products. Why didn’t he just loot the shelves in the daytime like every other skell has been doing all year?

In Woodside, a couple and their 1-year-old son drowned in their basement apartment when it got submerged by water coming from the torrential downpour from the remnants of Hurricane Ida.

Also in Woodside, a woman nearly drowned in her basement apartment during the torrential downpour from the remnants of Hurricane Ida but was saved by her legally blind son who pulled her through the window.

In Elmhurst, an 84-year-old woman drowned in her basement apartment that got submerged from the torrential downpour from hurricane IDA in a house she lived in with her son.

Also in Elmhurst, a city bus driver barrelled through flood waters on Queens Blvd. with three other passengers. Dozens of cars were left abandoned after getting stuck in the murky water that got as high as six inches.

In Astoria, a man got killed inside his car after it exploded following a crash on the highway during the torrential downpours of Hurricane Ida.

Also in Astoria, a man smacked a 77-year-old woman in the face and stole her purse during a violent struggle in broad daylight. He also stole her bible.

Again in Astoria, an argument between two men and another man with his friends in front of a corner bodega escalated when one of the duo stabbed the other man in the gut and then he jetted, leaving his buddy behind.

And again in Astoria, a woman was found dead with her head bashed in inside a parked car by the Ravenswood Houses.

And again in Astoria at the Steinway St. Station, a man took a citibike and threw it onto to the tracks and then it caused an explosion when it got dragged on the third rail by the arriving R train. Two young men and a woman are also seen fleeing from the crime scene as one of them sticks around to film the ruckus.

And again in Astoria, a man shot another man to death from a point blank blast to his face  and shot another man in the groin on the grounds of the Astoria Houses.

And again in Astoria, a woman got beaten to death and was left abandoned inside a stolen car by the Ravenswood Houses.

In Corona, a woman drowned in her basement apartment when flood waters burst threw her windows from the torrential downpour of Hurricane Ida.

In Flushing, two women and a man drowned inside their basement apartments from the torrential downpour of Hurricane Ida.

Also in Flushing, a man was found dead and bloody on a bed inside his girlfriends apartment in a luxury tower.

Again in Flushing, two cops who decided to blow up fireworks while on duty at the Mets stadium parking lot wound up with debilitating injuries after an M80 blew up prematurely in their faces. One cop lost a finger and the other cop lost an eye. Two other on-duty cops they were with didn’t make an effort to stop their stupid negligence.

And again in Flushing, a man and a woman pulled off a heist at a furniture store, robbing it of 40 grand that the man found lying in a desk drawer.

In South Ozone Park, a man disguised as a Hasidic Jewish man walked towards another man standing by his car parked in front of a homeless hotel shelter and shot him to death death with a point blank blast to the back of his head as he was bending down inside his vehicle during a gang-related assassination, resembling the Murder Inc. gangland hits back in the 30’s.

The victim was recently released after serving time on a murder conviction himself. .The victim was possessing $10,000 in a wad of bills that his assassin couldn’t get out of the dead man’s pocket when he suddenly got startled and ran away. The killer is still on the loose.

Also in South Ozone Park, a man went gonzo on his police officer wife and  took her gun and threatened to kill her during a domestic dispute about her infidelity. After mouthing off to her husband, she jumped out the second floor window to escape. When the cops arrived the man shot at them and his fleeing wife after a brief attempt to negotiate, compelling the cops to fire back, hitting him in the arm. The man finally surrendered after the second attempt to negotiate with him and got charged with attempted murder.

In Richmond Hill, a man shot another man in the back to settle an argument on a street corner.

In Ozone Park, a man walked into a gas station convenience store and shot at two men and ran.

Also in Ozone Park, a man got shot to death on the street and his killer got into a car and his whereabouts are unknown.

In Far Rockaway, a massive fire went up on the roof of the St. Johns Hospital in broad daylight, leading to over 100 patients and all staff being evacuated.

Earlier this year in March during the first anniversary of the first reported COVID case in New York City which was treated at this hospital, Andrew Cuomo was going to terminate funding to the hospital in the hopes to scale or even close it down and replace it with a “micro” hospital that was being developed around the corner. But that was fortunately kiboshed because of the investigations of the lowlife creep’s nursing home death and pandemic novel profiteering and sexual harassment scandals, the latter which forced him to resign and that was that.

There is still no update about how this apocalyptic blaze started. And Queens is still burning.

Also in Far Rockaway, two men shot another man to death execution style inside an elevator at an apartment building. The victim got shot on the street in this town a year ago.

Again in Far Rockaway, two men held up another man at gunpoint by a corner bodega and robbed $400 off him in front of three people including a handicapped man in a wheelchair.

In Edgemere, a man got shot to death during a fight at a party under the boardwalk.

In Howard Beach, a man shot another man twice at a motel then ditched the gun in the river.

In Sunnyside, an app-food delivery man got killed while riding his motorcycle when he crashed into a car while it’s driver was making a sudden K-turn.

Also in Sunnyside, a man got killed when he got hit by a car as he was making a u-turn on his motorcycle.

In Jackson Heights, a man held up another man at gunpoint while he was hanging out with his friends and grabbed his scooter and rode away.

Also in Jackson Heights and Corona, a recidivist criminal with a record of shoplifting going back 7 years ripped off merchandise from chain pharmacies and lengerie stores 57 times this year, where he stole thousands of dollars worth of hygiene products and panties nearly 40 times. The “petty” thief also beat down and robbed a cellphone from a man he panhandled a buck from with help from other derelicts he was hanging with and he was found loitering on the roof of a building while possessing a large blade.

In Elmhurst, a young man got killed and his friend got injured when they both got hit by a drunk driver as they were coming of the L.I.E. exit ramp on their dirt bikes.

Also in Elmhurst, a man got stabbed in the chest by a homeless man who was pissed at him for being tardy to bring food to him and other destitute people that were hanging out a park. The violent ingrate then threw the trays of food on the ground so nobody wound up getting fed.

In Middle Village, a group of people got into a brawl on the street that spilled out of a speakeasy event taking place at a closed down hardware store, which led to a man getting shot 8 blocks away.

In Long Island City, two men engaged in a shoot out on the grounds of the Queensbridge houses

Also in Long Island City, a man shot another man in the leg on the grounds of the Ravenswood Houses.

Again in Long Island City at the Queens Plaza Station, a man beat the shit out of a woman on the platform for no reason while she was waiting for the E train.

In Whitestone, a man riding his bike on a trail by the expressway fell down a manhole and got trapped for hours.

In Glendale, an off-duty cop died of a drug overdose of pain killers and fentanyl inside his apartment

In Woodhaven, a man molested two women on the sidewalk by grabbing their asses while they were with their kids in baby strollers.

In Ridgewood, a man pedaled his bike towards a man counting $100 in bills as he was walking on the sidewalk and then socked him in the face, snatched his cash and rode away.

In Rosedale, a man got killed by a hit-and-run driver while crossing the boulevard.

In Hunters Point at the Vernon Blvd. Station, a man beat up a MTA worker on the platform.

In Fresh Meadows, two cops and a retired cop got nailed and charged for steering damaged vehicles they reported to the retired cop’s towing company, embezzling tens of thousands of dollars from taxpayers.

In College Point, two men broke into a house in broad daylight and robbed a safe containing $24,000 inside.

In Oakland Gardens, a dead man was found floating on a lake.

Over fifty cars were confiscated by the city sheriff’s dept. in five towns in central Queens that had bogus temporary license plates on them. Over 230 cars were impound by the sheriffs on the east side of the world’s borough. On the flip side, carjacking has seen an 80% rise, because it’s less arduous to get a cherry car with a gun than it is to search and print a bunch of phony paper plates.

Brooklyn

In Gowanus, a homeless man was found dead in the Gowanus Canal days after the torrential downpour from the remnants of Hurricane Ida. His relatives said the homeless shelter where he was riding was so crime ridden and violent he felt safer sleeping on the streets, which means that current mayor de Blasio and his DHS commissioner Stephen Banks collective insouciance about the shelters hazards and violence are complicit for his drowning.

Also in Gowanus, a four-year-old boy got beaten to death by his stepfather inside his apartment at the Gowanus Houses, then the man tried to commit suicide by jumping from the roof.

Again in Gowanus, a man got shot on the cheek on the street.

In Clinton Hill, a man killed a 3 month-old girl and injured her mother when he ran over them with his car and after he ran the red light while speeding the wrong way on the street evading a pursuit by the cops. The recidivist reckless driver who tallied up 90 speeding violations in school zones and 160 speeding violations in 4 years, then tried to steal another car after wrecking his after crashing into another vehicle while trying to flee from the wreck and slaughter he caused.

Also in Clinton Hill, two men ganged up on a man and robbed his cellphone and smacked his face.

Again in Clinton Hill, a man had his cameras and two thousand dollar tech watch stolen after he left his apartment door open when he went to get a haircut.

And again in Clinton Hill, a man broke into a small business by bashing the window with a rock and robbed two desktop computers.

In East New York at the Broadway Junction, a man punched another man in the face multiple times on the J train because he was gay and got away with it.

Also in East New York, a food-app delivery man got savagely killed by a hit-and-run driver on Linden Blvd while he was finishing up his shift late at night. The lowlife killer driver is still on the loose.

Again in East New York, a man got shot in the chest on the street and wouldn’t drop a dime on the gunman.

And again in East New York, a 16-year-old boy got killed in the crossfire when his fellow gang member shot him in the head while chasing and trying to shoot a rival gangbanger down after he shot another one his friends in the torso in broad daylight. A citibike was found abandoned at the crime scene.

And again in East New York, a man got shot in the head on a street corner.

In Bushwick, a city bus driver got stalled in rising mucky waters during the torrential downpour from Hurricane Ida along with an 80-year-old passenger.

Also in Bushwick, two men having an argument with two other men inside a bodega escalated when they spewed homophobic slurs at them and then they stabbed and slashed them with a screwdriver and a broken bottle. Both thugs are being charged with murder.

Again in Bushwick at the Myrtle Ave./Wyckoff Ave. Station, a skeevy guy stuck his phone up a woman’s skirt on an escalator and touched flesh while trying to take a pic and then ran away when she tried to defend herself.

And again in Bushwick, a fight between men on the street got disrupted when someone pulled a gun out and shot a few rounds off.

In Brownsville, a man got beaten down into a coma on the sidewalk by a gang while he was commuting to work and died from his injuries a week later. All of the bastards involved in the killing are still on the loose.

Also in Brownsville at the Junius St. Station, a man followed a woman boarding the 3 train and then he whipped his choad out and jerked off in front of her.

And again in Brownsville, a man got instantly killed in a car wreck in a vehicle driven by his friend who crashed it another vehicle while running a red light while driving without a license and while intoxicated after they both left a niteclub. The other man got caught by the cops after he tried to ditch his vehicle and his friend behind.

And again in Brownsville, a 17-year-old girl got stabbed during a fight with another girl outside of their school and there are not enough safety officers on staff because of that idiot mayor’s vaccine mandate.

In Downtown Brooklyn, a man wearing a app-food delivery bag held up a jewelry store in a mall at gunpoint and fired a round off, then made off with over a hundred large in jewels and $875 from the register. Must have been a bad day working for Doordash/Grubhub or UberEats/Postmates

Also in Downtown Brooklyn, a muttering homeless man randomly attacked a woman in front of a upscale electronics store and flailed punches at her while she fought him off with her umbrella, which caused the loon to drop a bottle a booze on the sidewalk and then he weaponized the broken bottle and stabbed her.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center Station, a man shoved a woman to get by her on the escalator and then he mouthed off to her and kicked her down the stairs after she yelled at him to be courteous.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, a man shoplifted $1,400 worth of designer shirts and fur coats from a department store with total ease.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, a rumble between two gangs on the street escalate when two gangbangers drew guns and got into a shootout in front of college campus building and a 19-year-old student got hit by a stray bullet in the crossfire.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, a woman punched another woman in the face after she demanded not to sit down next to her on the N train. The selfish woman also had an e-motored scooter with her that was leaning on the pole.

In East Flatbush, a man got shot to death in the middle of the street in broad daylight.

In Canarsie, a man moved into an apartment his parents used to rent and used a room to starve, torture and store 20 dogs in cages and left them sitting in their own feces and urine which seeped through the floor into a child’s bedroom below them. After the ASPCA removed all the poor dogs and the landlords changed the locks, he came back with a woman and two teenage boys and the NYPD let them back inside the apartment and then he and his relatives came back out viciously beat down the couple. Following the arraignment of the dog torturer and his goon squad, the city decided to release the four fiends on their own recognizance with a desk appearance ticket.

In Flatbush, a brawl in front of a nite club escalated when a man took out a gun and aimlessly shot three men and a woman.

In Bensonhurst, a man lit up a festival ticket booth in flames and got caught in the blaze after it ignited.

Also in Bensonhurst, a man stabbed another man in the back on the sidewalk.

A woman committed suicide by jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge on the side where the new two-way bike lane is.

In Cypress Hills, a man drowned inside his basement apartment during the torrential downpour from Hurricane Ida’s remnants at 12:35 a.m., about less than hour after current mayor Bill de Blasio made an emergency announcement about the storm.

Also in Cypress Hills, a man tripping on meth tried to burn an 87-year-old woman’s house down while she and her son who happens to be Brooklyn’s district attorney were still inside, as he dropped a mattress next to her house and lit it up and then broke her window to throw a lit BBQ coal ring inside her kitchen. The D.A. put out the fire and went after the man who happens to be his mother’s neighbor.

In Bed-Stuy, two men got shot multiple times during a rumble on the street near a park between two gangs. One of the men, who recently was released from prison 2 months earlier, died from his wounds from a bullet in his chest.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a man shot another man to death in cold blood in front of an apartment building, the fusillade of rounds he unleashed also hit another man on the ass with a stray bullet.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a man got shot to death and another man got shot in the neck during a shootout in the middle of the street as the sun was rising.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a young man shot at another man while riding a citibike in a gang-related bikeshare ride-by shooting.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a 16-year-old boy got shot to death on the street after being chased by gangbangers.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a 17-year-old boy got shot in the chest on the the street following a dispute.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a 16-year-old boy got shot to death after his assailant chased him on the street and gunned him down in cold blood right before the sun went down.

In Crown Heights, a man hit a 3-year-old boy with his unlicensed motor scooter and ran away, but thought about it and turned himself in to the cops.

Also in Crown Heights, a man targeted another man on the sidewalk and yelled an anti-semetic remark and tried to punch his face.

Again in Crown Heights, a 17-year-old boy got shot in the ass on the sidewalk.

And again in Crown Heights, two men ripped off a portable ATM machine and dropped it off by an armory homeless shelter after they robbed all the cash from it. The least they could do was leave some bills behind.

And again in Crown Heights, a man followed to teenage girls into an apartment building, broke into an apartment where they were hiding from in a bathroom and then he barged through the door and tried to grab them but the girls kicked him and ran out. Cops caught the deviant the next day after he tried to steal a vehicle.

And again in Crown Heights, two men shot at a group of men hanging out on a stoop and hit a man three times who took two bullets to his head.

And again in Crown Heights, a man shot another man to death inside the lobby of an apartment building.

In East Flatbush, a man broke his niece’s leg and gave her brain injuries and also injured two other passengers in his car when he crashed into another car while driving drunk as he was executing a turn. The driver in the other car was blotto as well.

Also in East Flatbush, two men got arrested after they were found abusing and storing 20 dogs inside cages inside a room in their apartment and leaving them stewing in their own feces and urine which seeped through the floor and into a child’s bedroom below them.

In Flatbush, a man pulled a gun out in front of a nite club and shot at a group of people and hit three men and one woman.

In Ocean Hill, a stark raving mad woman weaponized her car to hit a man with it, ran over his foot and then she hopped the curb onto the sidewalk and ran over and killed a 70-year-old woman who was sitting on a chair in front of her stoop at her apartment building.

Also in Ocean Hill, two men got into a shootout while both were driving on the street.

In Boerum Hill, a 16-year-old girl caught two stray bullets to her skull and neck while hanging out in a playground with her friends after school from a gang related shooting nearby. Two of the hardheads used citibikes to make their getaway.

In Williamsburg, a man noted for his outstanding acting performances on tv shows died of an overdose of heroin, cocaine and fentanyl inside his condo in a luxury apartment building. Akin to and even more fatal than John Belushi’s own demise after he overdosed from a speedball (heroin and cocaine).

Also in Williamsburg, an off-duty cop got arrested for driving drunk.

Again in Williamsburg, a man got shot in the face on the corner during a drive-by.

And again in Williamsburg, a 4-year-old-boy got beaten to death by his stepfather inside his apartment following a NYPD SVU investigation of abuse that got cleared three weeks earlier.

And again in Williamsburg, a woman got into an argument with a man at a dog run in a park and flipped him off and told him to get out of her hood and go back to his own. I wonder if this transient twat knows there are NYCHA buildings and also (a few) rent stabilized apartment buildings where Black and Latino people still live at?

And again in Williamsburg, a man flashed a gun at another man and then chased him down the street until his mark stumbled by an auto garage and then the gunman stole his 50k gold medallion and chain after he fired a warning shot.

In Bay Ridge, a man got into a shouting match with two other men in the middle of the street and then one of them pulled a gun out and shot at him multiple times in broad daylight.

In Red Hook, a man got shot to death at a playground as the sun was rising.

In Sheepshead Bay, a gang of four men jumped a man in the middle of the street and wailed on him with a pipe and stabbed him and stole his wallet.

Also in Sheepshead Bay, a woman got shot in the leg with a stray bullet while walking on the sidewalk.

Again in Sheepshead Bay, three hooligans randomly punched three senior citizens while milling around town. One of them walloped a 81-year-old man from behind as he was riding his bike on the street, and then clocked a 64-year-old man as they were walking by him and slugged a 76-year-old woman in the face after feigning a conversation.

In South Slope, vandals damaged the mausoleum grave site of a young rapper who got assassinated at the age of 20 in L.A..

In Coney Island, a burglar robbed $32,000 from an elderly woman’s house.

Also in Coney Island, three tough guys mugged a 14-year-old boy and stole his cellphone, wallet and bike while one of the goons held him up at gunpoint. Then the three thieves got on the subway to Manhattan, where they got off the Park Place station and mugged a man for his two cellphones on the platform. Then they took the train to the next stop at Chambers St. and surrounded another man and threatened to shoot him and made him transfer $3,500 from his phone to one of their bank accounts and then took his cellphone and wallet.

And again in Coney Island, a group of homeless people making shelter under the boardwalk discovered a decomposed dead man who was tied up and gagged.

In Brighton Beach, a man snatched to cellphones from behind the counter at a cellphone store.

In Bath Beach, a man broke into a grocery store and robbed a package of dixie cups.

In Fort Greene, a man shot two people in their legs in front of a pharmacy.

Also in Fort Greene at the Lafayette Ave Station, a man held up another man at knifepoint on the stairs and robbed his celly.

Again in Fort Greene, a man walloped his cousin in the head with a baseball bat.

And again in Fort Greene, a man ripped off two purses from a woman after she left them on a hook and the door ajar at her apartment building.

In Brooklyn Heights, a man robbed a bike by cutting the lock with a handheld powersaw.

In Dumbo, a man had his wallet stolen when he left it on a bench to play soccer. Fool.

Also in Dumbo, a man got shot in the leg on the street in broad daylight.

In Prospect Heights, a man ambushed a woman as she was exiting an apartment building and stabbed her multiple times and then he rode away on his bike.

Also in Prospect Heights, a woman got run over by a cement truck while crossing the street and wound up with both legs broken. She was on a TV show in the UK.

A man got out of his car and got down and boogied on the street after getting honked at by a truck in gridlocked traffic.

In Greenwood Heights, a cop set off the sprinkler system in his precinct when he tried to toss his keys to another cop.

Bronx

In Morrisania, a man beat his girlfriend’s baby boy to death and then sodomized him with a toothbrush because he was annoyed and offended by his crying after he was tossing him around like a rag doll to make him stop.

Also in Morrisania, three men hopped out of a car on a street corner and held up two men at gunpoint and robbed their sneakers, their money and their jewels.

Again in Morrisania, a man snatched a gold necklace from a woman while she was commuting and he ran like the wind.

In Fordham, a protest against a NYPD precinct where two detectives are stationed at who were involved in a shootout with a man and his father that resulted in the demise of his son went awry when demonstrators threw eggs and the barricades at cops and a group of men climbed atop a police van and jumped on it as a man tossed gasoline on it and lit it on fire while cops were still sitting inside. The pryro protester got caught weeks later but was released on his own recognizance without bail despite damaging government property and trying to torch police officers in a combustible vehicle.

Also in Fordham, two men held up a jewelry and clothing store at gunpoint and as one of the perps slugged a worker and went around the counter to loot the display cases, the store manager walloped him over the head with a stool and chased him and the gunman outside. Cops caught up with and arrested the thieves on the street.

In Fordham Manor at the Kingsbridge Road Station, a man got into a tussle with another man who tried to steal his backpack on the platform, then the robber stabbed him twice and ran away.

In Fordham Heights, at the Fordham Road Station, a man spat on another man and his daughter and then pulled a knife on them after being told to stop smoking a blunt on the D train. The man and his kid then got off the train in fear for their lives.

Also in Fordham Heights, a man shot his cousin to death in the hallway of the apartment building he lived in over money he demanded from the victim who wrecked the van that he borrowed from him.

In Claremont, three men drew guns at a BBQ party inside a park following a fight between two women and remorselessly sprayed a fusillade of bullets at people and shot a man to death, hit a woman twice in the torso, another man in the legs and hit an 11-year-old boy shoulder during a BBQ Party attended by over 200 people. Some revelers continued to hang out in the greenspace after the chaos.

In Eastchester, a man got shot to death on the sidewalk and his friend survived getting shot in the torso after they were exiting a nite club.

In Hunts Point, a man barged into a Mickey D’s drive thru window and snatched 75 bucks from the cash register.

In Soundview, a man got shot in the gut on the boulevard.

Also in Soundview, a couple got arrested after their baby ingested cocaine they left around their apartment.

Again in Soundview, a man grabbed a 68-year-old man’s legs from behind as he was walking on the sidewalk and then he pummeled his face and dragged him on the pavement and stole his wallet.

And again in Soundview, a man attacked a middle-aged woman at a playground and threw her to the ground and sexually molested her all over her body and then her nephew grabbed the deviant before he had a chance to rape her but couldn’t hold him and the fiend escaped into the night.

And again in Soundview, a man killed a woman while driving like a maniac in his pickup truck as she just stepped out of her own car and then sideswiped a row of parked cars before coming to a halt.

In Laconia, a man got shot to death in broad daylight while sitting in his double parked car on the street.

Also in Laconia, a man died after getting shot inside his apartment.

In Fordham Manor, a man committed suicide by hanging himself after he stabbed his wife multiple times following a domestic dispute inside their apartment.

In Wakefield, a man shot up four people in front of a catering hall, wounding three men and one woman with blasts to their legs following a heated argument within the group.

Also in Wakefield, a man shot another man inside a bodega and the victim bled to death on the sidewalk.

Again in Wakefield, a man stabbed another man to death inside his apartment and attempted suicide by jumping off the ledge of his building until the cops talked him out of it.

And again in Wakefield, a man got shot in the arm in his apartment when he answered a knock on his door by his assailant.

And again in Wakefield, a 14-year-old boy got shot in the ankle from a stray bullet as he was walking on the sidewalk trying to get back to school as a fight on the street broke out and escalated when a man pulled out his piece.

In Bedford Park, a 15-year-old boy got slashed in the face with a boxcutter during a brawl in a hallway inside a high school. I hope all those students violating distancing protocol in that rumble were vaccinated.

In Kingsbridge Heights, a woman got shot during a mugging inside a car she thought was an app-hail ride she ordered when the driver blasted her when she tried to stop him from stealing her bag.

In Foxhurst, a 15-year-old boy got into a brawl with a 17-year-old boy at a bus stop then stabbed while they were wrestling on the street. The older teenager died from his wounds 10 days later. The younger teenager got arrested after being found with a loaded gun in Manhattan and was released on his own recognizance even after 9 prior arrests for myriad crimes in the last year.

In Belmont, a 16-year-old boy was shot to death in cold blood by a corner bodega by two men who jumped out of a car and executed him in broad daylight and also shot another man who was supposed to be their mark. The dead youth had over 10 priors and was last caught by the cops for possessing a loaded gun and trying to ditch it during a pursuit less than a month ago and was released without bail. He also got pinched and let loose for three other gun possession charges.

In Highbridge at the 167th Station, a man beat the shit out of another man who was sitting on a bench waiting for the train and stole his cellphone.

Also in Highbridge, a man got shot in the leg on the street following a dispute with his assailant.

In Crotona, a man and a teenage male got shot from behind in front of an apartment building.

Also in Crotona, a man tried to stab a cashier in the face at a fried chicken and burger chain restaurant.

Again in Crotona, a 16-year-old boy got shot to death from a blast to the head and chest and another man got shot twice on a street corner in a gang related attack and execution. The teenager got set loose on his own recognizance after getting caught and arrested for possessing and ditching a loaded gun less than a month earlier before he met his unfortunate fate.

In Crotona Park East at the Freeman St. Station, a man attempted to snatch a bag off another man right when he was about to board the train. Then the thief bashed him in the face multiple times after he confronted him on the platform.

In Parkchester, a man shot at two men who were standing in front of a funeral while a wake was going on inside . One of the men got killed from a shot to the chest and the other man got hit in the leg duringthe drive-by fusillade.

Also in Parkchester, a woman got shot in the leg on the street at midnight.

In Baychester, a 15-year-old boy got engaged in a brawl with a 14-year-old boy over a girl and then he stabbed him in the head while wrestling on the ground in front of their school after the building was evacuated following an anonymous threat to shoot everyone inside. The spurned assailant got arraigned for attempted murder.

In Edenwald, a man got shot to death on the street in the dark of night.

Also in Edenwald, a man got shot to death on the grounds of the Edenwald Houses.

In Co-Op City, two men got shot as they were exiting a sports bar, one of them died from his wounds.

Also in Co-Op City, a rumble between two gangs in front of a high school escalated when a 17-year-old boy got stabbed and then one of the gangs got into a car and their driver weaponized the vehicle on the other gang and plowed into them and then crashed into another car and the he and his fellow thugs abandoned the vehicle.

In Olinville, a young man and a 15-year-old boy both got shot in the leg during a street fight.

Also in Olinville, a man got shot to death from a point blank blast to the face in the middle of the street from a drive-by

In Pelham Parkway, a woman running a sidewalk fruit stand with her family was subjected to an arbitrary investigation by the Dept Of Health to remove them from the space. Then they ordered two Sanitation workers to throw all their boxes of fresh fruit and vegetables into the garbage truck as horrified customers and witnesses and three cops deployed to protect the destructive waste of food watched. The fruit actually looked a lot better than the bruised produce that are in regular supermarkets.

Samaritan activists raised $13,000 to make up for the woman’s losses, because the cruel city run by the crass current mayor will not re-compensate for their cruel selective enforcement of pandemic restrictions during a pandemic. Like how they let open restaurants get away with repeated violations and sidewalk, road and fire hydrant obstructions.

Also in Pelham Parkway, a man followed a 90-year-old man into his apartment building and creeped up behind him while he was about to open his mailbox and snatched his cellphone and wallet. The thief also ripped off the wallet, cellphones and cash off of six other senior citizens in the last 5 months in the Boogie Down where he stalked them into their residential buildings and shove them to the pavement while holding them up at knifepoint.

In Eastchester, a 17-year-old boy got shot in the back twice while walking in the park.

In Mount Eden, a man got stabbed to death in front of an apartment building.

Also in Mount Eden, two men stalked a woman walking on the street and into her apartment building and they barged into her apartment and pistol whipped her boyfriend and tied him and her up in duct tape and stole over $30,000 worth of gold jewelry and both of their watches.

In Woodstock at the Stanford Ave. Station, two men shot at a man on the platform and then got collared by cops on patrol.

In the South Bronx, a woman stabbed her boyfriend in the chest during a spat on the street.

Also in the South Bronx, two men got into a fight on the street nearby by a high school

A man got shot to death on the grounds of the Forest Houses.

In Hunts Point, a man on a dirtbike shot a 17-year-old boy twice to settle an argument.

In Concourse at the 167th Station, a man pummeled another man with his fists as he was sitting on a bench and robbed his cellphone and split.

Also in Concourse, a 16-year-old boy got shot in the leg on a street corner.

In Castle Hill, a man jumped out of a van and attacked a woman walking on the sidewalk and ripped off her gold necklaces after knocking her to the pavement.

Also in Castle Hill, a man shot another man in the back in the lobby of an public housing apartment building.

Again in Castle Hill, a man got killed in a 2-alarm fire at a three story house.

In Norwood, a 16-year-old got plowed by a car while riding a citibike when the driver made an illegal turn into the opposite lane on a two way street and then crashed into an NYPD patrol SUV.

Also in Norwood, a man’s gun went off when he used it to pistol whip a woman on her noggin during an argument on the street.

Again in Norwood, a man shot another man in the basement of a house.

In Melrose, a man sneaked into a firehouse and robbed a communications radio from the station along with a bunker coat to carry it with.

Also in Melrose, a woman was strangled to death in her bedroom inside her apartment, her boyfriend is suspected of killing her as he was last seen with her according to her daughter.

Again in Melrose, a man involved in a shooting got caught by the cops who pulled him over as they approached him slowly with guns drawn and retrieved an AR-15 designed airsoft gun from his hands and another one inside his car while a woman and a child were sitting in the car.

In Riverdale, a woman got killed from getting hit by a city bus while she was crossing the street.

Manhattan

In Penn Station, a naked man materialized in a subway corridor and walked towards MTA workers in what is truly a sign that NYC is Back! And NYC got Back too!

Also in Penn Station at the 34th St. Station on 8th Ave., two men engaging in a shouting match on the A train escalated when one of them pulled out a knife and stabbed the other in the head. Then the assailant jumped off the train from between cars and ran into the tunnel.

In Times Square, a tourist cracked her skull when she fell off a pedicab to take pictures as it was moving while she was drunk.

Also in Times Square, a man bashed his girlfriend’s head into a mirror inside their room at a luxury hotel. The abusive brute also bashed her with an umbrella in public during an argument when they were downtown the day before.

In Harlem, a man shot a 15-year-old boy on a street corner before he could draw his gun and also hit an app-hail driver in the head with a stray bullet while sitting in the back seat of a car after engaging in an argument and then a shootout with his foe. The hard working app hail driver died from his wound a few days later. His father rightfully holds the city run by current mayor de Blasio responsible for not making the streets safe to work in.

Also in Harlem, 48 people got arrested, indicted and convicted for running a family-oriendted drug operation selling crack for two years in the area and also Morningside Heights.

Again in Harlem, a man ambushed his pregnant ex-wife and her boyfriend by their car after they came home from her baby shower and went ballistic on the other man and got into a heated argument over who was the father of the child she was carrying and pulled out a gun and chased him inside their apartment building and back outside. When he couldn’t catch him as his ex-wife tried to calm him down, he shot her point blank to the head, killing her and her unborn baby right in front of her beau and her two children. The killer got arrested after trying to hide for days in four other apartments.

And again in Harlem, a man got shot to death following a fight and a dispute on the middle of the street at half past midnight.

And again in Harlem, an entitled asshole state senator opened his car door without looking and clobbered a man riding an ebike with it, then the senator drove away as the man was lying injured on the street and kept the incident from the public for two weeks.

And again in Harlem, a 16-year-old boy got shot in the leg during a brawl with a gang of other boys and men in front of a restaurant.

And again in Harlem, a man chased another man down the street and shot him in the leg in broad daylight.

In East Harlem, a fire broke out and spread through three floors of an 121-year-old apartment building, causing injuries to eight tenants and five firefighters and displacing dozens of residents.

Also in East Harlem, a man got shot to death in front of his apartment building from a stray bullet and two other men got shot and wounded on a street corner during a shootout. The community cannot take the gun violence anymore.

Again in East Harlem, agitprop graffiti with swastikas condemning the Israeli government’s treatment of residents in Palestine and Gaza was found painted on the walls of the Harlem River Drive.

And again in East Harlem, two men beat down and slashed another man in the face on the street.

In the Upper East Side, two men jumped out of a car and held up two men at gunpoint while they were sitting outside a restaurant in a street shanty. One of the marks gave up his watch but the other man resisted and got into a tussle with the perp and got shot in the hand while he tried to grab the gun. Other patrons ran for it, leaving the sidewalk obstructing dining set up in shambles as the two skells ran and jumped back in the Benz as their getaway driver sped off.

Local corporate news media outlets preemptive victor for mayor and also self-proclaimed mayor mayoral candidate Eric Adams stopped by the high end restaurant for a bite to eat with the owner for a campaign publicity stunt.

Also in the Upper East Side, an 18-year-old man committed suicide by jumping off the roof of an apartment building after he set the kitchen in his apartment on fire. The young man was suffering from depression. I guess he didn’t know there is a billion dollar mental health agency that has a hotline he can call and a website he can use for what ailed him.

Again in the Upper East Side, a man sexually assaulted a woman working inside an ice cream parlor.

In the Upper West Side, three women from Texas ganged up and assaulted a hostess at a restaurant after they cursed her out and accused her of racism after she asked them to leave when three men came in to sit down with them and they didn’t have the proper vaccination status passports and the group got belligerent after the hostess and manager wouldn’t allow them to stay. Because current mayor de Blasio, the EDC and that redundant city hospitality agency dick Andrew Rigie actually thought everyone was going to comply with the fascist vaccine mandate.

Black Lives Matter protesters showed up to and surround the hostess and outdoor dining area demanding to see the footage that would prove the three hostile women were  innocent, but the video the restaurant released show the patrons as the aggressors again.

Also in the Upper West Side, a man stabbed a 71-year-old man four times with a screwdriver and robbed his money inside of a deli.

Again in the Upper West Side at the 103rd St. Station, a man held up an MTA worker at gunpoint and stole his employee I.D. pass.

And again in the Upper West Side, a man got shot in the chest and a bullet grazed a woman in the hand on the street and the assailant ditched his gun under a cruiser parked on the curb two blocks away. Mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa bent down on the ground and flashed his celly light under the vehicle as if he was the first to find it despite the immense presence of NYPD deployed to the area during the investigation of the incident.

And again in the Upper West Side, a homeless man taking shelter under a scaffolding decorated his makeshift hovel with signs featuring bigoted statements against Asians and Jews.

In Midtown at the 50th St. Station, a man had a sudden outburst and yelled at another man for staring and jabbed him in the back with a wooden shiv on the platform.

Also in Midtown, a man got livid when the coffee he bought was too sweet and took his yelp rage on a security guard and threatened to strike her when a Samaritan intervened and then the man stabbed him in the chest.

Again in Midtown and also the Upper East Side, a man has been commuting every day with his junk and plums out in broad daylight.

And again in Midtown, a naked man ran down the street at Rockefeller Center and got on the Today Show. Samantha Giuffre was pleased.

And again in Midtown, the Garment District has turned into Hamsterdam with open dope dealing and homeless addicts shooting up heroin on the sidewalks and pedestrian corridors to go along with the 182% rise in myriad felonious crimes in the zip code.

Besides the gentleman above nodding off, a man overdosed after shooting smack with two other junkies and they left him lying unconscious on the sidewalk; two dope fiends shot up a few doors down from the NYPD Midtown South Pct. and a commuter caught a man shooting up on the stairs of the Herald Square Station.

And again in Midtown at the 53rd St./Lexington Ave. Station, a man randomly slashed a woman on her leg on the escalator and ran and caught the 6 train on time to escape.

In Union Square, a homeless gangbanger randomly punched a deaf woman in the face and caused her to fall on the tracks. The mentally ill man also randomly attacked a woman in a train station in Brooklyn when he walloped her while she was on the stairs.

Also in Union Square, a man vandalized a giant bust of George Floyd by throwing paint on it while whizzing by on his skateboard.

In Chelsea at the 28th St. Station, water flooded down the stairs from the street and submerged the platform in a biblical fashion.

Also in Chelsea, the office of a renowned liberal lawyer was burglarized after leaving his window open and the victim doesn’t want to press any charges if they get caught because he doesn’t believe in incarceration. The lawyer refused the file a police report, even though the robber stole a machete’ that once belonged to a gang and a Punjabi knife.

This is what some criminal is on the loose on the streets with. Even he pawns them, they will wind up in someone’s else’s grip.

Again in Chelsea, a drunk got bounced out a bar at closing time and then got into a an argument with a security guard and then got into a tussle with the bartender and stabbed him and also a Samaritan who intervened in the ruckus.

In the Lower East Side, a woman beat her 97-year-old aunt to death inside her apartment at the Baruch Houses.

Also in the Lower East Side, a drunk driver lost control of his SUV and ran over a 62-year-old man who was standing at a bus stop.

Again in the Lower East Side, a woman got grazed on her head from a stray bullet that was fired by a man trying to kill someone at a BBQ party on the grounds of the Infill Houses.

And again in the Lower East Side, water burst through the walls and ceilings of an apartment building and flooded apartments during the torrential downpour from the remnants of Hurricane Ida and the slumlord LLC has left the conditions rotting for weeks.

And again in the Lower East Side, a man got pissed off at a cashier at a department store and threatened to use a bolt cutter on her.

And again in the Lower East Side, a man stabbed another in man in the back after they had an argument in front of a bodega, then the assailant rode away on a Citibike.

And again in the Lower East Side, a Burger King on a street corner is in a less than appetizing state.

And again in the Lower East Side at the East Broadway Station, a man asked a 16-year-old boy for a dollar, told him off by accusing him of being entitled because of his race and then kicked him twice and pushed him onto the concrete floor.

Again in the Lower East Side, a man working at a pickle shop approached a man who was aggressively panhandling by the door and demanded he leave, then the derelict menaced him with a chair and then decided to punch him in the face and threw him down onto the sidewalk. When a co-worker intervened and helped the victim up, the derelict continued his attack. As the 63-year-old man tried to fight him off with a cane, the derelict threw a brick at him and ran away.

And again in the Lower East Side, a man beat down a poor 77-year-old man who was collecting recyclables from garbage bags. Then the goon took the bottles away from him and put them in a regular garbage bag instead of a recycling bag.

In the East Village, seven vans parked on a street being used for lodging through the criminal enterprise housing share app Airbnb were confiscated by the NYC Sheriff’s department.

In Chinatown, a woman went ballistic after she got ignored when she demanded $10 from patrons inside a delicious dumpling shop and grabbed a stool and threatened to bash them with it.

Also in Chinatown, a woman standing in the crosswalk waiting for the light to change got pushed into a moving car by another woman who randomly attacked her from behind, causing her to roll down the street and bruise her leg.

This is why you never wait on the street for traffic to clear.

In Alphabet City, a man who got caught shoplifting in a bodega by the store clerk slashed his nephew in the hand and ran away. The thief was still on parole.

In Washington Heights, two men jumped out of cruiser and chased a man down the sidewalk as one of them shot at their mark.

Also in Washington Heights, a man who scored a shitload of a cash from a gambling den got jumped by two men who were waiting outside in an SUV while he was displaying his winnings as they chased him down the street while shooting at him, hitting him twice during the fusillade.

Again in Washington Heights, a woman was found dead lying on the ground covered from the brush inside a park. Indications suggest she was beaten to death and ditched there.

In West Village, a garbage truck driver trying to do his job picking up trash from the curbs backed up into a restaurant shanty and dragged it away with one customer sitting on a table inside.

On Ward’s Island, a man got stuck on an elevator for four days at a homeless shelter run by millionaire Andrew Cuomo’s sister and billionaire Micheal Kors’s wife. In addition to residents living in cramped dorms with no ventilation and eating less than potable food, the elevators get stuck all the time and have not been modernized for decades.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a tourist died after he got hit by a motorcycle as he was crossing the street.

In the Greenwich Village at the West 4th St. Station, a man grabbed a woman’s tits as she was walking in the corridor to the platform and ran away.

Also in Greenwich Village, a yoga instructor riding an unlicensed moped and wearing a helmet with a dark tinted visor grabbed a woman’s tits as she stood on a corner and sped off. The two wheeled creep has groped nearly a 8 other women in the borough’s lower area in the last month.

In Soho and also the Lower East Side and the East Village, a man sexually molested two woman and two teenage girls while cruising on his unlicensed motor scooter in a 5 day span of serial attaree men broke into a designer clothing store through the walls of a vacant commercial store and robbed $385,000 in merchandise with ease.

Also in Soho, three men broke into a designer clothing store through the walls of a vacant commercial store and robbed $385,000 in merchandise with ease.

Again in Soho, a man answered a knock on his door at his apartment and immediately shut it when the man outside drew a gun as four bullets went off. The gunman got caught by cops by Washington Square.

In Noho at the Bleecker St. Station, a man shot pepper spray into a conductor’s face who was running the 6 train.

In Washington Square Park, cops deployed to do a sweep on drug activity arrested 6 people for dealing crystal meth and crack. Two of the pushers were currently on parole.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a man attacked another man from behind and beat him down on the sidewalk and then stole his wallet.

In Inwood, four men rolling down the street on motorcycles surrounded a BMW and then one of them flashed his piece as his accomplices yanked him from the vehicle and smacked him down, stole his chain, then one of the men took the keys and stole his car and drove off with his biker co-horts.

Also in Inwood, a group of men got into a brawl inside a nite club. After security kicked everyone out and cops showed up to de-escalate the situation in front, a man drew a gun and shot at the group of four men he was fighting with, compelling a cop to disable him by shooting back and hitting him in the side, leading to his arrest. The gun he used had no serial number and was assembled with spare parts from other pistols.

In the Upper West Side, a 73-year-old woman got killed when a man backed up his SUV into her while parking.

In Downtown Manhattan, 291 birds were found dead by the tallest mirrored glass tower at the World Trade Center who all perished while migrating to this city.

Also in Downtown Manhattan, current mayor de Blasio’s Board of Education told students they don’t have transit passes available for them so they advised them to jump the turnstiles on the subway after showing a note.

In Little Italy, two women threw glasses at each other during an eight person rumble inside an Italian restaurant while the San Gennaro Festival was going on. The ladies kept throwing shit at each other despite the presence of mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa and his Angels.

In Kips Bay, a parolee being held in custody by the C.O.’s at Bellevue ran out of the prison ward and out into the streets where he gallivanted around Manhattan in a hospital gown and black shoes, black socks and shades for 24 hours until the cops caught him in East Harlem.

A woman ripped down every ad from a dating service company from a car on the D train because of it’s lurid repulsive content.

Yeah, nothing wrong with this at all.

On Randalls Island, a man stabbed another man three times to settle an argument on a city bus.

In Central Park, a man held up a woman at knifepoint and robbed $200 from her purse. Classic.

Also in Central Park, a man was found dead with a noose around his neck.

Again in Central Park, a big blue bird devoured a big dirty rat to the bloodlust delight of social media savvy passerby. It hasn’t been a good month for rodents after thousands of them perished from the flood waters caused by the torrential downpour of Hurricane Ida.

And again in Central Park, current Mayor Bill de Blasio got maliciously booed by over 20,000 people attending a virtue signalling concert festival that he thought would be kind to him because he shares their woke values

Staten Island

In Clifton, a man shot another man in the leg during a street fight.

In Donghan Hills, a man got shot in the knee on the street by a stray bullet.

Also in Donghan Hills, a man ambushed another man at a baseball field and pistol whipped him multiple times then shot him in the leg. The victim told cops he didn’t know why he was attacked and his assailant is still on the loose.

Again in Donghan Hills, a man barged into a woman’s house after she answered the door and then the man fled when cops arrived to the creep’s surprise.

In West Brighton, a 17-year-old boy got plowed by a hit-and-run driver who ran the red light as the victim was crossing the street with his friends.

Also in West Brighton, two men got caught by the cops in an SUV they jacked in Tribeca.

In Stapleton, a man beat up his girlfriend inside his apartment and then cops responding to the domestic dispute call found a loaded gun and arrested him for illegal possession of an unlicensed firearm. Guess they would have let him go if the gat wasn’t there.

Also in Stapleton, a man shot another man in the knee on the street to win an argument.

Again in Stapleton,a woman got busted by cops for selling crack when she got caught hiding the product in her panties during a pat down.

And again in Stapleton, a man got pinched by an undercover cop in a heroin sale bust and was found with 45 baggies of smack.

In St. George, two men arrested for drug dealing spilled bags of their product inside the patrol car and then more product plus overdose recovery meds at the station when one of the pushers was resisting arrest during processing. Don’t worry cuh, you’ll be released, the elected shitlibs got a decarceration movement going for ya.

In New Springville, a man held up a deli at gunpoint and robbed it of $150.

In Mariners Harbor, a man got shot to death by a teenage male in a broad daylight gang related attack. The victim was expecting the birth of his third child.

In Huguenot, a man ambushed a woman jogging by a high school and robbed her cellphone at gunpoint.

In Prince’s Bay, a man stalked another man to his home and tapped on his window with a knife to intimidate him and then refused to give it to cops who were called to defuse the situation.

In Castleton Corners, four men jumped another man on the sidewalk and held him up at gunpoint and knifepoint in broad daylight and robbed his backpack containing 35 large in cash.

In Port Richmond, a man flipping car handles on the street got lucky and found one car’s door was left open and he stole $2,000 and $120 bag of weed. The NYPD now has to report marijuana as stolen property because it’s legal, which is hilarious.

Also in Port Richmond, a man burglarized thousands of dollars worth of tools from garages, sheds and trucks and sold them on the street because he needed the money.

Again in Port Richmond, two young men carjacked a Chinese food delivery man with a BB gun that resembled a glock. The two thieves got pursued by the cops and the driver wound up hitting a man riding a bike after running two red lights while trying to get away.

And again in Port Richmond, a man stuck up a man with a switchblade knife and got nabbed by cops who caught him possessing heroin.

And again in Port Richmond, an argument between two men on the street escalated when one of them pulled out a box cutter and the other wielded an ax to settle their dispute. The man with the ax had the advantage, managing to leave cuts on his foe’s hands.

In Grymes Hill, cops raided an apartment suspected of drug dealing and arrested four men and a woman after they found two 9mms, hundreds of painkillers and nearly 10 large in cash.

In Tompkinsville, a man stole a designer bag and sunglasses worth two grand that he easily snatched from a car with the door left open.

At a Sanitation Dept. site, current mayor de Blasio held a publicity stunt to show what tough guy and authoritarian he thinks he is ordering the NYPD to demolished a bunch of dirtbikes, ATV’s and motorcycles with a bulldozer in a pathetic p.s.a. tweet.

The following day, an on-duty cop in full uniform rode on saddleback on one of those dirt bikes at a parade in Greenpoint.

Then a few days after that embarrassing optic, a gang of dirt bike riders and ATV drivers monopolized the streets of Williamsburg.