The Blaz got a little cranky during his media availability on the day it was reported that shootings went up nearly 170% in the month of April, along with a 30% rise in overall crime, coming off multiple days when total shootings passed the double digits. Despite arrests for guns that exceeded the percentage of bullets flying in the streets, the NYPD’s dogged efforts to ameliorate gun violence and salvage de Blasio’s recovery for all of us for him have been underwhelming.
And despite the NYPD’s concerted effort to stop bias violence against Asian people, it continues to happen on a daily basis. While sexual assaults and rapes that went up over 320% from last yearand the continuing rise of auto theft and burglaries continue to get overlooked.
Subway violence also continues to be a consistent scourge as ridership has not gone up as expected because of commuters legitimate fears of being victimized of random attacks or muggings, despite the statistical dip in crimes and a deployment of 500 cops on the rails and The Blaz’s incessant and incredible assurances of how safe the subway is as he desperately cites the total stats in defiance of the facts underground. Mentally ill vagrants neglected by de Blasio’s administration also continue to play a factor in low ridership, which the longest interim NYC Transit president Sarah Feinberg had to prove herself by riding the uptown express train occupied by a disheveled man yelling for no reason at no one in particular.
Responses to all of these crises have been defiantly dismissed by The Blaz, some are even obnoxiously obtuse. Like when a woman called Brian Lehrer’s ask the mayor segment on his show and vividly and shakenly described a gang related shooting that happened on her block as she and her daughter dodged bullets after they stepped out of her car steps away from their home, the Blaz reverted to his city recovery and revisionist pandemic history talking points, which he also did when a tourist got shot by a hotel in Midtown west. The only action the Blaz has taken is to remake and remodel a gun violence reduction program from last summer that didn’t make a dent at all when it was implemented.
With this crime wave troika of gun, subway and xenophobic violence, the Blaz continues to look to and rely on a convenient nemesis he calls the Perfect Storm of COVID, even though all this crazy shit is happening during his recovery for all of us. The only perfect storm that is devastating this city is his daily hurricane of lame excuses.
In Bed-Stuy, a five-year-old girl got struck on her head by a stray bullet while she was about to draw on the sidewalk with chalk as a man emptied his clip firing in her direction down the block and missed his target. It took a month to catch the perp and a judge wisely levied a bail for 100 large on him.
Also in Bed-Stuy, a man got into a shootout with cops on the grounds of the Sumner Houses.
Again in Bed Stuy, a man got shot to death in a fusillade of bullets inside a stairwell in apartment building at the Tompkins Houses.
And again in Bed-Stuy, a man got shot in the shoulder inside a parking lot.
And again in Bed-Stuy, a man shot another man while he was sitting in a parked car.
And again in Bed-Stuy, a 12-year-old boy got shot in the chest while standing on the street and getting caught in the crossfire between two gangs blasting at each other. The victim’s grandmother describes the streets in the once ballyhooed by the gentrification industrial complex media apparatus as a hot town as kill or be killed environment.
And again in Bed-Stuy, a man rolled up to a 17-year-old girl on his bicycle and punched her in the face, robbed her wallet and rolled away.
And again in Bed-Stuy, a shootout between two gangs on the street went down in broad daylight.
And again in Bed-Stuy, a man got shot in the leg on the street an hour before dawn.
And again in Bed-Stuy at the Myrtle Ave/Broadway Station, a woman tried to push another woman onto the tracks but was stopped by a Samaritan.
And again in Bed-Stuy, a woman walked into a bodega and destroyed a surveillance video monitor after a worker refused to give her money and then threw a mop at him after she bizarrely requested to open the store’s ATM machine. When the cops arrived to detain her, she ripped a wiper from a patrol car and then challenged the cops to taze her, which they did as she tried to flee but those shitty weapons had no effect on her. She was subsequently charged and released without bail (of course).
In Brownsville, a man went to a birthday party for his and his girlfriend’s 9 year-old daughter at her apartment and then he shot her and her two daughters to death using two guns as his daughter hid in a closet and watched the mass murder happen while peeking through the door while managing to call 911. The man then went outside and committed suicide by shooting himself a few blocks away from the slaughter. The man previously served an 8 year sentence for shooting a man to death who was trying to break up a fight involving his relatives on a Halloween night when he was 18 years old.
Also in Brownsville, at the Livonia Ave. Station, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving L train.
Again in Brownsville, a man shot his girlfriend’s father to death when he tried to protect her during an argument he was having with her in his front yard.
And again in Brownsville, a man got pulled over by the cops for speeding and then he hit the gas as a police lieutenant was about to question him and dragged him on the street going in reverse and escaped. The gangbanger had a good reason to jet being a murder suspect for a killing in Queens 3 months earlier.
After nearly killing a police officer, he continued to show his appreciation to the state for letting him bounce without bail despite the attempted murder charge and also the city for recent charges for a robbery he committed, as the bastard broke into a house of a 66-year-old woman in Edgemere and attempted to hide out there. He then walked to the beach and found a luxury car parked by nearby luxury towers as the owner left it running and jumped inside and stole it and tried but got caught by Nassau P.D. going to his father’s house to hide out.
And again in Brownsville at the Livonia Ave. Station, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving L train.
And again in Brownsville, two men sitting in a car got shot at by a man they were arguing with.
And again in Brownsville, a man savagely beat down another man to the pavement following an argument with him.
And again in Brownsville, a man looking for a security guard inside a hotel attacked a worker who was trying to calm down and hit him on the head with a hammer.
In East New York, a machete was found stashed by a gate in front of a public school.
Also in East New York, safety officers at two high schools caught students smuggling clandestine weapons, two of them lipstick tazers and a blade hidden inside a comb.
Again in East New York, a man got shot on his shoulder while sitting in his car and wouldn’t divulge his assailant to the cops.
And again in East New York, a man got heated when a school bus stopped in front of him and didn’t move when the light turned green. Then the man came out of his vehicle and menaced the bus driver, who then took out her phone to document his tirade. As she was recording him, this made him even madder and he went back to his car and hit the gas pedal, ran her over on the median and got away.
In East Flatbush, a woman got into an argument with a laundromat worker and then she stole a 64 oz. bottle of liquid detergent and pounded her multiple times with it.
Also in East Flatbush, a man got pulled over by cops who caught him speeding through a red light and then he threw bleach in one cops faces and hit the gas. Then he threw a molotov cocktail at them, but it didn’t ignite. After the mentally disturbed man was arrested, there were two other molotov cocktails prepared inside the vehicle.
After a further search by the NYPD, the lunatic had five more molotov’s inside his car and expressed desires to blow up more police vehicles.
Again in East Flatbush, a young man got shot in the leg while crossing the boulevard and another young man got shot in the chest on the street less than a 1/8 mile away and another young man got shot a man in the stomach about a 1/4 mile away from that shooting. All of the assailants involved in these shootings jumped out of cars and ambushed their victims and got back in their rides and got away. It’s like there’s an Uber or Lyft app for gangstas.
In Sheepshead Bay, a crazed man grabbed a bouquet of flowers and flung them into the street and then he shoved a 77-year-old man to the pavement as he was shopping for produce. The violent
bigot mentally ill man previously grabbed a woman by her hair and tried to beat her up against a store window a few weeks earlier in Homecrest,
Also in Sheepshead Bay, four men jumped a man as he was walking home and one of the thugs stuck him up at gunpoint, then they took his keys and stole his car and drove it to Jamaica and abandoned it there. The victim is related to one of the cops that was assassinated by a lunatic looking to kill police as he was eating lunch in his patrol car with his partner who also got shot to death.
In Bushwick, two men on a street corner got shot at from a man riding on the back of a motorcycle driven by his accomplice.
In Park Slope, where Mayor de Blasio owns two low-taxed homes, a woman ran up behind her ex-girlfriend and shot her point blank at the back of her head as she was about to walk into a bodega. The victim collapsed on the corner and died instantly. The shooter’s motive reportedly stemmed from an abusive relationship with the victim.
Also in Park Slope, Comptroller candidate and City Council crony member Brad Lander got caught with 8 speeding violations in school zones and over 100 tickets for traffic and parking violations shortly after he got praise from a bike agitprop blog and primary endorsements from notable fauxgressive elected officials, including a woman named AOC, for his legislative decisions against reckless drivers like him.
In Homecrest, a man punched another man in the face and called him a racial slur while he was trying to do his job sweeping in front of a restaurant.
In Crown Heights, a homeless man died of his injuries a few months after a hit-and-run driver ran him down on the street.
Also in Crown Heights at the Utica Ave. Station, a man punched a woman in the face because he didn’t like the way she looked at him.
Again in Crown Heights, a man got killed after a lamp post fell on him when a city bus driver swerved around a stalled vehicle and hit it.
And again in Crown Heights, a man got shot multiple times in the gut on a street corner.
And again in Crown Heights at the Franklin Ave. Station, a man smacked a U-lock over the head of an MTA worker when he tried to get off the 4 train after he told this dick to stop obstructing the door with his bike.
And again in Crown Heights, a man stalked a 69-year-old man to his apartment building then placed him in a headlock and dragged him inside and threw him to the floor and stole his wallet.
And again in Crown Heights, at the Utica Ave. Station, a man banged furiously on the conductor’s windows and then he jumped onto the tracks.
In Coney Island, a police officer’s personal car got set on fire while he was on duty at the Stillwell Ave. Station.
Also in Coney Island, burglars broke into an apartment and robbed 18 large worth of baubles.
Again in Coney Island, scumbag thieves robbed $50,000 worth of public financed property from a NYCHA building. How is Biden’s RAD and de Blasio’s PACT going to cover this?
In Williamsburg, a woman ran over and killed a sanitation worker with her minivan while he was doing his job and she didn’t have the tolerance to wait until he and his fellow worker were done hauling trash. After she crushed him with her vehicle and while her passenger and witnesses were trying to help the victim, she grabbed her keys and walked away from the grisly scene.
Also in Williamsburg at the Grand St. Station, a man randomly attacked a woman on the platform and tried to push her onto the tracks. When Samaritans came by he stepped away, but then he rushed at her and tried to shove her off again when the coast was clear.
Again in Williamsburg, a man hit five people with his minivan when he backed up into them and then fled after checking out the injuries he caused to his victims.
And again in Williamsburg, a man got into an argument with his cousin and two other men he was dining with inside a restaurant over women they were acquainted with and then the three men pushed him outside for being unruly and drunk. Then the ejected man whipped out a gun and tried to shoot them inside the restaurant and missed as stray bullets hit two men dining outside under the scaffolding and threatened to shoot at passerby as he tried to flee from the crime scene. Cops deployed to monitor a protest arrived and chased the perp, who horribly ditched his gun by a pile of trash during the pursuit, and arrested him around the corner from the incident. The perp was found to be on the loose avoiding warrants for armed robberies he committed with his brother in North Carolina.
And again in Williamsburg, a gang of six young men stole four app-rental cars from a parking garage and took them for joyrides in Manhattan and the Bronx. All were caught, arrested and arraigned and released without bail because nobody got hurt during their chicanery.
In East Williamsburg, a man got hit by a car while jaywalking crossing the street with the red light.
Also in East Williamsburg, a man grabbed a woman from behind on a street corner and threw her against the wall and held her throat while demanding cash. Even though she showed him a 20, he proceeded to throw her against a car and grabbed her by the pussy. Then he got spooked when he alarmed a person who was sitting in the vehicle during his rape attempt. The deviant got caught over a week later.
In Cypress Hills, an app-food delivery worker waiting for his SUV getting cleaned in a car wash found a man sitting inside it when it rolled out and flashed his piece at him even though it did not deter the worker from protecting his livelihood and got into a tussle with the thief but fell off and hit his head on the asphalt as the lowlife got away with his vehicle.
And again in Cypress Hills at the Crescent St. Station, a man slashed an off-duty conductor in the face on the J train.
In Canarsie, two young men got sprayed with bullets during a drive by shooting as they were sitting in their car and survived.
Also in Canarsie, a 17-year-old boy was shot to death behind a NYCHA building.
Again in Canarsie, a man got shot on his middle finger on the street in the early morning darkness.
In Bay Ridge, a man smashed a window of a real estate office.
Also in Bay Ridge at the Bay Ridge Ave. Station, a 61-year-old man got punched in the face for telling a man to stop playing with a lighter.
Again in Bay Ridge, a man who just bought a new SUV hit an killed a 72-year-old woman walking on the sidewalk as he drove it out of the lot.
And again in Bay Ridge, a woman perilously stood on a railing on the Gowanus Expressway in what looked like a suicide attempt.
In Brighton Beach, a 97-year-old man got killed while sitting on the sidewalk on his walker as a 79-year-old man ran him over after losing control of his SUV while trying to park it.
Also in Brighton Beach, a 66-year-old man died in a fire inside his apartment.
In Windsor Terrace, a drunk and violent man got into a brawl with another man and beat him down to the floor inside a gas station convenience store and punched a woman who was accompanying him.
In Brooklyn Heights, a man shoplifted items from a pharmacy, then scared off the worker by claiming he was strapped.
Also in Brooklyn Heights, three men broke into a pharmacy and then a diner and stole all the registers from them, making off with over $1,700.
Again in Brooklyn Heights, a man did the ol’ ring all the doorbells at an apartment building trick and easily accessed it and robbed a package containing a camera.
And again in Brooklyn Heights, flower pots and planters have been abducted off of high market rate brownstones and luxury apartment buildings by a mysterious bandit.
In Boerum Hill, a man stuck up a deli worker with a box cutter but got nothing out of it.
Also in Boerum Hill, a man broke into a flower shop and robbed it of 230 bucks.
In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man got shot in the head from getting blasted multiple times on the sidewalk in broad daylight.
In Downtown Brooklyn at the Jay St./Metrotech Station, a man snatched a purse off a woman and ran to the other side of the tracks to catch the A train to Queens.
Also in Downtown Brooklyn, a man attempting to shoplift 24 beers from a chain pharmacy got blocked by a Samaritan.
Again in Downtown Brooklyn, a man grabbed a woman and held her up at knifepoint and forced her to withdraw $1,000 from an ATM and then he stole her debit card and used it buy $2,000 worth of personal shit.
And again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Hoyt-Schemehorn Station, an argument between two men on the A train escalated when one of them got the upper hand by throwing a full can of soda and then stabbing him twice as the victim tried to get off the train.
And again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Barclays/Atlantic Ave. Station, transit cops caught a man hopping the turnstile and then the fiend spat and curse at them and kicked them and bit one of them on the finger while resisting arrest. All this after another commuter paid his fare for him.
And again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Atlantic Ave. Station, a homeless man punched a woman and bit her head on the Q train.
And again in Downtown Brooklyn and again at the Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center Station, a commuter pulled the emergency brake and tried to kick in windows on the D train, then he jumped onto the tracks and ran away. Sounds like the city has to send social workers into the tunnels.
And again in Downtown Brooklyn, a funeral procession for an enormously successful and influential rapper dominated and locked down Flatbush Ave. for hours by a monster truck carrying the red coffin of the deceased and a critical mass of motorcycle riders. It was the most rock and roll thing that’s happened in the borough of Kings in ages.
In Bensonhurst, a man got caught pilfering through an unlocked car belonging to a woman and then threatened to stab her. He got away with $500 and her shades.
Also in Bensonhurst, a woman got robbed of 8 grand after a thief broke into her house.
Again in Bensonhurst, a man got robbed by another man of $22,000 that was in an envelope that the thief lifted. When the man caught the sticky fingered thief, he got his envelope back but 10 grand was missing from it. This thief was no Mr. Potter and his mark sure wasn’t Uncle Billy.
And again in Bensonhurst, a man pulled a knife on two kids at a public park.
In Bath Beach, a man lucked into a car that was unlocked and robbed a designer backpack and electronic devices.
Also in Bath Beach, a gang surrounded a boy in front of his dad and one of them held him up and gunpoint and they made off with his bike.
Again in Bath Beach, a woman had a luxury car stolen when she went to pick up a food order.
And again in Bath Beach, a man got stabbed to death from a man he got into an argument with on the street.
In Fort Greene, a man shot a 16-year-old boy on the street and a man got shot in the leg on the avenue in broad daylight.
Also in Fort Greene, a woman went kookoo when she caught a traffic cop writing her up for a parking violation and she shoved him into a fence.
Again in Fort Greene, a gang of men approached a man sitting in his car and demanded to know what set he was in, then they robbed all his cellies and jacked his ride at gunpoint.
And again in Fort Greene, a 16-year-old boy got shot in the dome during a drive-by while standing in front of a public housing apartment building
In Clinton Hill, a woman got held up from behind as a man pressed her back and gave him her purse.
Also in Clinton Hill, two men jumped a delivery man at knifepoint and robbed his cellphone.
In Carroll Gardens, two men paced up and down the sidewalk and then pulled out their guns and aimed and fired them at a group of men at a park.
In Red Hook, a gang of men were denied entry by security to a posh event on the roof of a warehouse building being held above a Tesla auto dealership and then went bat shit and pulled out guns and sprayed bullets at the crowd, three stray bullets hit an off-duty cop that was about to leave the premises.
Also in Red Hook, a man got shot to death and a delivery man got hit by a stray bullet during a gang related shooting by a NYCHA building.
Again in Red Hook, a 13-year-old boy committed suicide by hanging himself inside of his house. He demanded in his suicide note that he doesn’t want his school to make him an issue.
In Midwood, a 77-year-old woman got killed by a hit-and-run driver while walking in the crosswalk.
Also in Midwood, a 17-year-old boy got shot to death in broad daylight in front of a charter school.
In Gravesend, a driver lost control of his car while speeding down the avenue and hit a tree and then a 5-year-old boy.
In Marine Park, some bad sheepherder abandoned 8 little lambs in a family’s backyard.
In Greenpoint, a man driving an Amazon delivery van stole all the police barricades that were placed for blocking traffic for the city’s Open Streets and threw them all in Newton Creek. The Department of
Transformation Transportation sent more barricades for the rich hipsters to block the streets to cars (while causing more congestion) but they were found glued shut.
A bike agitprop blog commanded by a intolerant bike zealot gentrifier from Brooklyn, his few minion followers on the bike blogs comment thread and two journalists from Gothamist hilariously have accused the NYPD of orchestrating this sabotage even though Amazon Prime delivery service has laid predominance over all retail on the city. Especially in high rent tower pestilence plagued Northwest Brooklyn. Wonder why they refuse to put the onus on a tech monopoly that has usurped retail shopping, killed small businesses and notorious for overworking and dehumanizing their employees?
L O fucking L…
In Woodside, a woman murdered her new born twins in her apartment by scalding the baby girl in hot water and sticking a knife into her baby son’s neck after failing to kill them by feeding them Pine Sol mixed with their formula because she didn’t want to take care of them anymore. Her father obviously didn’t want to take care of them from the start.
Also in Woodside, a community fridge set up by a bodega got destroyed overnight and was left dismantled on the curb. Keep Jessica Ramos away from it too.
In Astoria, a man whipped out his choad in front of a woman working in a shoe store.
Also in Astoria, a man shot another man to death inside an SUV the victim bought for his mother by blasting him from the passenger back seat during a botched robbery. The killer and his accomplice rummaged through the vehicle and dropped a key from another car that was parked a few blocks away on Steinway St. Both suspects are still running loose on the streets.
Again in Astoria, a gang of 100 ATV and motorcycle riders rolled into and dominated the green spaces, pedestrian and bike paths and skateboard ramps at Astoria Park. AOC held a belated and lame Earth Day/Green New Deal/Anti-Power Plant protest rally in this very spot a week earlier.
Isn’t anybody going to call a violence interruptor?
And again in Astoria, a woman frustrated waiting in gridlocked traffic hit the gas pedal in her fancy car and lost control while speeding, running over a delivery man on a scooter and dragged him on the asphalt as she collided into two parked cars and then crashed into a restaurant shanty on the congested street. Seven people got injured during the vehicular melee and the delivery man naturally died.
In Fresh Meadows, a chief detective for the NYPD committed suicide by shooting himself in his car in Kissena Park while on duty.
Also in Fresh Meadows, a cop directing traffic on the L.I.E. to divert vehicles from a car wreck caused by a drunk driver that killed a man, got killed by a woman driving drunk with a suspended license who directly rammed into him because she didn’t want to wait in traffic. The woman, who did a podcast berating the police while downing cocktails and shots in plastic cups right before she got behind the wheel, remorselessly kept driving after mowing down the highway patrolman, speeding past other patrol cars which pursued her another mile trying to stop her. After getting caught she spewed profanities at other cops during her arrest. The woman was charged with vehicular manslaughter and bawled like a baby and apologized after the perp walk out of the police station.
In Far Rockaway, three gangbangers slaughtered a woman to death as one of them butchered her with a machete and two of them pummeled her with metal pipes. Then they tried to ditch the body by wrapping her corpse in a blanket and stuffed her in the trunk, but got caught by the cops who watched their savage effort and nabbed them as they entered the Nassau expressway. Before her death, the victim had an order of protection put on her boyfriend, who was associated with the gangbangers who murdered her, after he strangled her back in November. Which he brazenly violated by savagely beating her up with his fists and a metal rod on the street back in January.
In Averne (by the sea), abandoned boats and barges still covered with trash and debris continue to float on the marina after decades of city and state insouciance as officials tweet about how green and climate conscious they and the city and state are.
In Corona, six men got stabbed during a rumble initiated by an argument between two men on the street.
Also in Corona, a man and a woman engaged in an argument inside a park and then she stabbed him twice to settle it. The woman walked away victorious on the sidewalk while raising her weapon above her head.
Again in Corona, a man got hit by car while jaywalking.
In Flushing, a man bashed a window of a police car two weeks after he got released for assaulting a woman and destroying her protest site for a Stop Asian Hate protest rally.
Also in Flushing, a homeless man walked up to a NYPD detective investigating a crime scene in front of a broken store window and clobbered him on the head with a long plastic rod and then tried to run away from the cops and got nabbed across the street. The perp plead insanity.
Again in Flushing, a man brandished and aimed his bow and arrow at a Fed Ex delivery man in an act of chivalry because he thought he was trying to court his girlfriend during a delivery.
And again in Flushing, a gang of five teenage boys picked on a 15-year-old boy and beat him down to the pavement because of his race.
And again in Flushing, a man threatened a woman with a coat hanger while telling her what country this is and she should go back to the country she’s from.
de Blasio’s Housing Dept. sent all the displaced tenants into hotel shelters in Jamaica (and who knows where else) and only gave them a week to find a new home or get kicked out onto the streets. A resident activist and representative of the homeless victims had to tearfully plea the Blaz on Brian Lehrer’s Show in order to get an extension to remain in the hotels until June. Which they got immediately.
The Blaz never visited the building that got destroyed from the blaze nor the people victimized by the tragedy.
Also in Jackson Heights at the 74Ave/ Roosevelt Ave Station, a man punched a woman directly in the throat on the E train and then the bastard ran out and ran to the other side and caught the F train and escaped.
Again in Jackson Heights and again at the 74 Ave/ Roosevelt Ave. Station, a man settled an argument with another man on the E train with a knife he used to stab him multiple times and hard enough to leave a piece of the blade in the victim’s face.
And again in Jackson Heights and also in Elmhurst, a man sneaked into mosques and robbed wallets from jackets hanging on racks, making off with over a thousand bucks and credit and debit cards.
In East Elmhurst, Elmhurst and Woodside, a man stuck up
four six corner bodegas with a boxcutter in 9 days 11 days and robbed $ 3,600 $6,000 and a few lock boxes. The felon slashed the hands of a clerks during one of the robberies and is still on the loose.
In Elmhurst at the Grand Ave/Newton St. Station, a homeless man got stabbed to death on the platform.
Also in Elmhurst at the Woodhaven Blvd. Station, a man grabbed a 14-year-old girl’s ass as she was going through the turnstile.
In Ridgewood, a man robbed a too-big-to-fail bank branch of $4,800 by handing a note of warning to the teller.
Also in Ridgewood, a man broke into the basement of an apartment building and robbed a safe containing $3,000, but not before he looked at the security camera and took off his face mask trying to enter through the front door.
Again in Ridgewood, a fire destroyed a two family house, injuring 4 people. Queens is burning again.
And again in Ridgewood, a brawl between two homeless men on the street concluded with one of them getting stabbed to death.
In Woodhaven, a man sneaked into a side door of a car wash and robbed $3,500. Then the thief slithered into an auto dealership in St. Albans and emptied a wallet and snatched a bunch of credit cards and a month later, sneaked into an auto shop in Long Island City and stole 150 bucks.
In Glendale, a man robbed a FroYo store and used his two sons as accomplices. As the man forced open the latch on the counter door, one of the boys used a cellphone flashlight so the thief could see.
In Ozone Park, two men got held up at gunpoint by two other men in a carjacking attempt. One of the gunmen managed to rip off his phone and cellphone while the mark shut the door on him as the driver left the keys inside and ran away. The robbery victim took the wheel and met up with the driver to try to get away, but the two gunmen shot him in the leg as he tried to get back in his car.
In South Ozone Park, gunfire in front of a party hall took the life of a man who got shot in the stomach on his birthday and wounded another man from a bullet to his back after they got into an argument with their assailant.
In Briarwood, a man pushing a car walked by two men loitering on a fence and then one of them jumped him from behind, punched him in the head and robbed his wallet.
In Sunnyside at the 46th St. Station, a woman attempted suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 7 train.
Also in Sunnyside, two men took naked photos of three teenage girls aged 13 to 15 and distributed them online and also forced them into have sex with them and other men inside a hotel and another motel in Springfield Gardens.
In Long Island City at the 39th Ave. Station, a man menaced and threatened an Asian person and got the cuffs slapped on him because his mark was an undercover cop.
Also in Long Island City, two men walked towards another man on the sidewalk and both of them pulled out guns and shot him multiple times but were only able to hit him in the arm.
Again in Long Island City, a 16-year-old girl got beat up and robbed of her cellphone by three other girls in an apartment at the Queensbridge Houses.
And again in Long Island City at the Queens Plaza station, a man randomly beat up another man on the platform.
Also in Springfield Gardens, a man stabbed his stepfather to death by stabbing in the neck during a domestic dispute with his mother.
In Jamaica, two boys attacked a man in front of a hotel then one of them shot him in the leg. Even though both were charged with attempted murder, they were released without bail because their victim didn’t die.
Also in Jamaica, an off-duty cop punched his sister in the face in a domestic dispute.
Again in Jamaica, a gang of four woman and three men ganged up on an app-hail driver and beat him down and bashed his head with a bottle after he refused to drive them.
In Jamaica Hills, a man speeding down the avenue in his car lost control and collided into a bus shelter.
In South Richmond Hill, two men trapped in a mixed use apartment building fire couldn’t wait for the FDNY and jumped two stories from the windows to the sidewalk
In College Point, a man was tricked into getting his luxury sportscar stolen when a vehicle tapped his bumper in front of his house and one of the passengers jumped into his car and hit the gas when he went to check the damage and the driver of the other vehicle jetted as well.
In Richmond Hill, a man crashed his car into a truck while running a red light as it was turning in an intersection and then crashing into another car while speeding, driving drunk and without a license and killed a man riding with him in the front seat. The drunk then tried to evade responsibility by running away and then lying to the cops about his name and claiming he was a passenger.
In Forest Hills, a man walked directly towards a 77-year-old man and kicked him in the stomach, causing him to fall on his head on the concrete.
In Willets Point, two men got shot on a block of auto repair shops.
In Laurelton, a man got killed from getting hit by a car while walking on the highway.
On Rikers Island, two inmates set a mattress and a trash can on fire, injuring 12 people.
In Hunters Point, the people who live in the luxury towers demanded of their elected officials and the NYPD to put a halt to motorcycle and ATV critical mass riding, hard partying and firework shows on their lovely waterfront park grounds. Which led to immediate action when two men got arrested for running red lights and speeding while racing on the streets on motorcycles in one of those Ruff Ryder gang rides that are still happening over there.
In Midtown, a tourist from Kansas got hit in the shoulder by a stray bullet when he walked passed by two men brawling on the street and one of them pulled out a gun to settle the fight as he was going back to his hotel.
Also in Midtown, a woman got killed when she got hit by a car coming out of a building’s parking garage while she was walking on the sidewalk heading to her apartment.
Again in Midtown, a man crashed his luxury car into building scaffolding after going 100 down the avenue.
And again in Midtown, a man easily stole a news van from CBS New York News when he saw the key still in the ignition, then he bashed into a taxi cab and headed for the Bronx where he got caught.
And again in Midtown, a xenophobic man gestured to punch a woman as she was walking her dog because of her race.
And again in Midtown, a man committed suicide by jumping off the roof of a luxury building.
And again in Midtown, two teenage boys held up an app-hail livery driver at gunpoint and robbed $250 off him after they didn’t want to pay the correct amount for a fare to the Bronx and accused the driver of racism because he didn’t trust them to pay the full amount at the destination.
And again in Midtown, an investor banker of 20 billion dollar corporation committed suicide by jumping from the 10th floor of an office building.
In Penn Station, a homeless man did a roundhouse sucker punch on another homeless man he thought was going to hone in on his metrocard swipe scheme. Then the violent bum kicked him three times on the ground and stole his phone and $700.
Also by Penn Station, a homeless man yelled racial slurs and profanities at a woman and threatened to stab her and then he got cuffed when it turned out his target was a cop. The man with 24 priors expressed delight knowing he was going to go to prison, but a judge spoiled his wish by letting him walk because of a thing called freedom of speech. Chalk up another policy failure by the Blaz who wanted cops to hassle people if people seem to make a threat or a bigoted slur against someone.
Again in Penn Station, a man round house punched another man in the face as he entered a chain pharmacy and then called him a homophobic slur.
In Hudson Yards, a man held up a woman sitting in a parked car at gunpoint and jacked the vehicle but got caught by the cops 10 blocks north and stupidly try to evade them and rammed into a patrol car backing up, provoking a cop to shoot at him. The skell was on parole on a drug rap and was recently sprung without bail for stealing a scooter the month before.
In Times Square, an idiot sat on a bench on the A/C/E platform and just decided, why not, I will clean my automatic rifle in full view of other commuters and numerous surveillance cameras as I charge my phone because I crave likes for my social media posts so so bad. And being a fucking moron, I’ll do this even though I also possess a full banana clip. I will preface doing all this stupid shit by posting a video flashing a fan of money and then walking on the streets saying how much I hate New York City.
Then I will come up with a weak ass defense claiming that I didn’t know what New York’s gun laws were, assuming that possessing and toting a military grade hand held war machine in an urban area (or anywhere) is normal. Enjoy Rikers kid while it’s still there.
Just for one day, there was someone dumber in NYC besides Mayor Bill de Blasio.
In Harlem, toxic imitation marijuana K2 abuse is on the rise again even though the real thang is legalized.
Also in Harlem, a group of men surrounded a NYPD patrol car and shouted obscenities and placed little squeakie piggy toys on the front hood. For what reason, can’t really tell.
Again in Harlem, an out of control SUV hit another car then mounted the sidewalk and crashed into a corner deli, injuring 6 people, notably a man who will wind up losing a leg as he tried to evade the rushing vehicle by going into the store.
And again in Harlem, cops called to investigate a shooting caught two men engaged in a shootout on the street and then one of the gunmen shot at them and both ran away. The cops were able to nab the man who shot them after he ran into a NYCHA building and tried to hide inside an apartment while the other gunmen disappeared into the night.
And again in Harlem, a man who got stabbed to death was found stashed in a garbage bag inside a 75-year-old man’s living room in a drug den apartment building by the tenant’s home health aide. The elderly tenant was a drug addict and would regularly let neighboring junkies in his building get loaded inside his residence.
And again in Harlem at the 116th St. Station, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 2 train.
And again in Harlem, a 65-year-old man was found dead under the scaffolding of a charter school.
And again in Harlem, a 17-year-old boy got shot in the leg during an argument with his assailant on the street.
In East Harlem, a homeless man savagely beat up a 61-year-old man into a coma on a street corner as the victim was collecting cans for recycling money. The assailant justified the brutality as self-defense, claiming the victim and other men robbed him the day before. The victims’s wife wants the fiend’s ass to remain in prison and is scared to walk on the streets where she lives.
Also in East Harlem, a woman got killed when she got hit by a truck while jaywalking.
In Hell’s Kitchen, a dead man was found floating in the Hudson River. The man was found to be a professional mathematician involved working with cryptocurrency and artificial intelligence and the NYPD’s investigation found nothing criminally suspicious about his demise. Considering what his line of work involved which involves the moving and machinating of money and information, maybe the boys in blue should have tried a little harder…
Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a man got carjacked of his fancy sports car by two gunmen who took it to Newark and left it there. The two thieves also mugged a man at gunpoint in Cobble Hill and robbed him of $100 earlier that day.
Again in Hell’s Kitchen, a woman hassled a woman for wearing a face mask and then hit her over the head with a hammer. Maybe this SMF doesn’t realize that some people don’t want to risk catching COVID even though pandemic rules are being slowly rescinded.
Again in Hell’s Kitchen, a woman sneaked up behind two women and hit one of them on the head with a hammer then yelled at her for wearing a face mask. The psycho continued to swing the hammer at her and her friend until she dropped it. The victim, traumatized by the bigoted violent attack, decided to go back to Taiwan.
In Washington Heights, a woman had her necklace snatched off her from a man riding on the back of a motorcycle whizzing by her.
Also in Washington Heights, a young homeless woman got killed in a car crash after her friend, who was celebrating her birthday, was driving drunk and speeding, smashed into guard rail and flipped her car over while speeding. Two other young women also got injured after the tragic car wreck.
Again in Washington Heights, two men strolled into a parking garage and one of them pulled a gat on the attendant and robbed his wallet and phone and snatched a couple of car keys and stole two cars.
And again in Washington Heights, a man shot his girlfriend to death while she was in the bathtub following a domestic dispute.
And again in Washington Heights, a bike rider got hit by a motorcycle rider in an intersection.
And again in Washington Heights at the 155th St. Station, a man provoked another man into a fight by calling him a homophobic slur and stabbed him with a shiv on the D train.
In Fort George, a man stabbed his ex-girlfriend and her roomate to death inside their apartment.
In the Lower East Side, a man walked into a police station and pulled out a knife and threatened a bunch of cops with it. As the cops tazed and cuffed him, the man told him that he will be back to stab them if he is not sentenced and incarcerated, making his threat more like a promise and an allegoric statement of the state’s failed bail reform laws.
Also in the Lower East Side, a woman went nuts when she passed by a woman having a conversation with another person in front of a food vendor speaking in a language she didn’t like and then she told her to go back to her country and smacked her in the face.
Again in the Lower East Side, a man stabbed his brother to death inside their apartment and walked into a police station down the block with the murder weapon in his hand dripping with his kin’s blood.
And again in the Lower East Side at the East Broadway Station, a man got pissed at a homeless man who solicited money from him for letting him beat the fare by holding the emergency gate open for him, then the man chased him with a gun to settle a dispute about the homeless man’s demand for compensation.
And again in the Lower East Side, a man shot another man in the leg in broad daylight and jumped in a car and got away. Then the assailant jumped out of the getaway car, leaving the driver to get cuffed by the cops.
And again in the Lower East Side, a disabled homeless man rolls onto the middle of the street and directs vehicular and pedestrian traffic. Because somebody’s gotta make Vision Zero fucking work.
And again in the Lower East Side, a big rig truck driver made a bad turning calculation and got stuck in an intersection for hours.
And again in the Lower East Side, a woman got threatened and called a xenophobic slur by a man after she called 311 to get him to turn down his music outside.
In Chinatown, a woman working in a grocery store got insulted by a man when she told him to wear a face mask and then he robbed items, called her a xenophobic slur and punched her three times before he ran outside.
Also in Chinatown, a man broke into a tofu shop and snatched the till from the register as he and his lookouts made off with 300 bucks.
Again in Chinatown, a impatient and xenophobic man yelled a racial slur at a man and punched him in the face after the victim stopped his car to check on one of his kids.
Also in Washington Square Park, a man trying to break up a fight between a man and woman at 3 in the morning got attacked by both of them as the man slashed twice while the woman held him down on the ground.
In the Upper East Side, a 12-year-old boy committed suicide by jumping off the roof of a luxury Park Ave. apartment building.
Also in the Upper East Side, two young men playing with a gun on the roof of an apartment building went sour when one of them shot the other one in his hand.
Again in the Upper East Side, a man stalked another man on the sidewalk and grabbed him and threw him against a wall and continued to follow him to the corner. Then the man yelled when Samaritans protected his victim from being attacked again.
And again in the Upper East Side at the 96th Station, a man menaced and slurred a woman based on her race directly to her face on the Q train.
And again in the Upper East Side, a Black Lives Matter protest for a man who got shot dead by a cop who screwed up trying to grab her tazer went awry when protesters got anarchic and smashed store windows, yelled at people eating outside of restaurants and spray painted slogans on buildings and stores. One White Brooklyn gentry protester got caught vandalizing a building smacked a cop in the head with his elbow told his girlfriend to lie to his school supervisor he was out sick when he was spending time in the clink.
And again in the Upper East Side, thieves bashed in the window of a fashion designers store and plundered 30 purses worth 70 grand.
And again in the Upper East Side, a woman freaked out on her roommate inside their apartment and cut her leg with a hatchet. The woman then went out the window, walked up the fire escape to the roof, got access to the elevator and ran outside and went into a deli with the hatchet still in her hands. Then she went behind the counter and worked the register serving customers while brandishing the weapon.
And again in the Upper East Side, the NYPD locked down the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the streets surrounding because of a reporting of a suspicious package which turned out to be a bag of clothes left behind by a homeless person. With the NYPD bomb squad there, it must have looked like a lame version of The Hurt Locker.
And again in the Upper East Side, a man got shot to death in his car during a marijuana deal that went bad in broad daylight. People were giving away joints for free in Union Square a week earlier. Can’t stress enough that weed stores need to open up stat.
In the Upper West Side,at the 86 St. Station, a man gave a sharp elbow to a man on the platform because of his race and how the victim wasn’t a late martial arts movie star to earn his respect. The creep also grabbed a woman in the pussy at the Canal St. Station in Chinatown a month earlier.
Also in the Upper West Side, critical mass brigades of ATV rough riders continue to dominate the streets.
Again in the Upper West Side, a man tried to punch a girl in the face but missed and got chased away by her boyfriend as she ran into a building to hide in another case of random assaults that have inundated the city in the last few years.
And again in the Upper West Side, a man committed suicide when he walked onto the middle of the street and then lied down as a car was turning into street where he was and then ran him over and killed him.
And again in the Upper West Side, two young men got shot while walking on the sidewalk during a drive-by.
And again in the Upper West Side, a homeless couple set up a tent a resident gave them to shelter on a median on Broadway.
And again in the Upper West Side, a 71-year-old man and restaurant owner got killed by a speeding E-bike rider as he stepped out of his car on a “protected” bike lane.
Why is this a bad news day story? Because the woman was recently charged with being an accomplice to a murder of a 19-year-old homeless woman where her killer friends tried to hide the body by wrapping her in a garbage bag in an abandoned building a month ago, and here she is living on the streets and taking advantage of the kindness of strangers. The NYPD showed up a day after the hard luck story and confiscated their tent.
In Central Park, a man took a woman to a secluded area to smoke crystal meth and then raped her after she changed her mind not to get high with him.
Also in Central Park, a man rode his bike inside the park and panhandled a man while he was working out. After the man claimed he only had 5 bucks and had none to spare, the bike rider followed him and cornered him, held him up at gunpoint and robbed $1,000 off him. Then the mugger rode around the park some more and came upon a woman walking by a lake and robbed her purse and phone. A billionaire’s daughter happened to be in the vicinity and gave her sardonic account of the muggings on social media. (Careful missy, shit like that will get you deplatformed)
In Inwood, a man was shot to death during a drive by at a gas station while he was filling up his motorcycle. A man driving a moped fled from the shooting but got grazed by a stray bullet.
In Chelsea, a moronic street fashion designer got caught driving a hummer with a realistic looking bazooka rifle that shoots t-shirts.
Again in Chelsea, a man randomly attacked another man walking by him on the sidewalk by stabbing his arm with a fork.
In Columbus Circle, graffiti profanely describing the historical significance of the statue was found after the barricades were removed surrounding it. A demonstration for Black Trans Lives Matter arrived a week later at the Plaza and then protesters poured red paint and sprayed graffiti on a statue honoring the U.S.S. Maine that sank in the ocean which sparked the Spanish American War. A clash between them and police led to multiple arrests when some protesters sabotaged the cause by vandalizing windows with graffiti and getting into fights with the cops.
In Union Square, a homeless man beat up a man at a bus stop when the victim refused to give him money and left him with 9 stitches to his face. The assailant also called him a racial slur.
In the East Village at the 1st Avenue Station, a man charged at a woman from behind while she distracted herself looking at her cellphone and and then he knocked her down with a sucker punch and robbed her back pack containing her laptop.
Also in the East Village at the 2nd Avenue Station, a man muttering to himself turned his attention to a woman standing on the platform and then punched her in the face.
Again in the East Village, a woman tripped another woman who walked by her on the sidewalk, then she beat her up while she was down. The victim happened to be Asian but the thug didn’t yell a racial slur at her.
In the West Village at the 14th St. Station, a homeless woman was found dead on the L train.
In Soho, the NYPD gave the boot to a row of parked cars.
In Greenwich Village, a man got double teamed and slashed and stabbed by two men with a knife and scissors after the victim got into an argument with an acquaintance of theirs.
Also in Greenwich Village, a man loitering in front of a Salvation Army building ambushed a man walking past him and sucker punched him in the face and then ripped off his watch while he was lying on the sidewalk.
In Tribeca, a man tried to breach the luxury townhouse and multi-condoplex owned by Taylor Swift. That chick has brought nothing but trouble since she came to town.
Also in Tribeca, a xenophobic man made a violent gesture and a racial slur to a woman walking by him.
Again in Tribeca at the Canal St. Station, a man approached a woman napping on the E train and awakened her and then whipped out his dick and jerked off on her.
In the Financial District, a man got slashed in the head twice after getting into a tussle with two other men on the street.
Also in the Financial District at the Broad St. Station, a man flipped out on the J train and barricaded himself in the conductor’s cab while brandishing a ping pong paddle and caused delays on the subway line for over an hour during the police situation.
In Battery Park, a mayoral candidate got told to get the fuck out of their Black Lives Matter protest when the demonstrators felt that he was trying to exploit it to campaign for himself.
In Downtown Manhattan, a court clerk called a 15-year-old boy a racial slur in English and Italian during a case at the Family Courthouse.
Also in Downtown Manhattan at the Cordtlant St. Station, an MTA worker caught a moron tourist sitting on a bench packing heat while not concealing it and reported him to the authorities.
Again in Downtown Manhattan at the Fulton St. Station, a xenophobic man yelled racial slurs and threats at a woman on the C train.
And again in Downtown Manhattan, a demonstration march over the Brooklyn Bridge ended in chaos as cops blocked them and then escorted them into the city and then clashed with protesters after ordering them to get off the street. Where’s Yang and his fucking bike?
In NoMad, a man randomly punched another man in the face on the sidewalk. The victim happened to be Asian.
In Tompkins Square Park, thousands showed up to a hardcore punk rock show where social distancing was impossible in the last days of the city’s pandemic public guidelines.
In Stuyvesant Town, an off-duty cop committed suicide by shooting himself inside his apartment.
In Kips Bay, cops responding to a domestic disturbance inside an apartment in a NYCHA building that led to an arrest of a man were accompanied by a $75,000 robot dog which is supposedly used for terrorist situations. Mayor de Blasio claimed that he didn’t see the viral videos and social media railing against this surveillance nor did he know the NYPD were going to use it, but he knew. Oh, he definitely knew.
The NYPD sent Dynomutt back to it’s warped creators at Boston Dynamics.
And somewhere in Fear City 2021, a man punched another man in the throat when he walked by him.
In City Island, a man shot a woman he was obsessing over to death while she was taking a lunch break at a construction site with food he brought her. As the killer tried to flee on his bicycle, the victims boyfriend stopped him by running him over with his car and then beating the utter shit out of him on the asphalt. The gun the killer used was stolen from a housing cop.
In Belmont, a gang of four men ran up and shot at two men hanging out in front of a deli on the corner, instantly killing one of them during the fusillade with a blast in the chest and critically injuring the other man with a shot in the arm and grazing his head.
Also in Belmont, a man punched a 71-year-old man on a street corner and caused him to fall onto the road in broad daylight.
In Morrisania, a man ran up to a 66-year-old man from behind and clocked him on the side of his head.
Also in Morrisania, a man got shot in the ass during a dice game and later bled to death in the hospital. Shootings are up 77% in the Boogie Down.
Again in Morrisania and also Parkchester, two men ransacked seven cellphone stores and robbed 50 grand worth of cellphones and tablets off of display shelves and counters in a one month robbery spree.
And again in Morrisania, a 64-year-old man got killed crashing into a barrier on his ebike.
And again in Morrisania, five girls scaled a fire escape at an apartment building and broke into an apartment just to steal a designer handbag, a department store debit card and $500. Ladies always be shopping.
And again in Morrisania, a man got shot to death on a stairwell inside an apartment building.
In Charlotte Gardens, three men pulled out guns and shot at their targets down the street as a mother and her little daughter duck down inches away from the gangbangers on the sidewalk. A pedestrian stood still and watched the bullets pass. Wild wild west…
In East Tremont, a man got killed by a blast to the chest and another man survived a shot to the head from a shooting in the middle of the street. Wild wild west…
In Highbridge, a woman got killed and a man got shot in the leg in a drive-by shooting as they were sitting in a car. Wild wild west…
At Yankee Stadium, fans threw baseballs and other blunt objects at the outfielders after another display of shitty, anemic and boring ballplaying by the home team. One of the balls hit longtime Yankee Brett Gardner in the back. Wild wild west…
Also by Yankee Stadium, a shootout between a man standing by a parked car and two men riding ATV’s on the avenue led to a 55-year-old man getting hit by a stray bullet while sitting in his car.
Wild wild west…
In Soundview, a man walked into a KFC (that’s Kennedy) and attacked another man by the cash register and beat him down to the floor and robbed 2 bucks off of him.
Also in Soundview, a 16-year-old boy got nicked in the head from getting shot by a man he argued with inside a building at the Monroe Houses.
Again in Soundview, a man got shot to death in the courtyard at the Sotomoyer Houses.
And again in Soundview, two men beat down another man by a bus stop and robbed his backpack. They got to split the 10 bucks they found inside.
In Mott Haven, a man got shot in the neck and face as he was leaving a speakeasy at a lounge that has been the scene of many noise complaints and violent incidents.
Also in Mott Haven, a gang of ten teenage boys beat down and robbed a 14-year-old boy on the street. One of the thugs shot him the ass too.
Again in Mott Haven, a man got shot on the grounds of the Betances Houses and refused to divulge the gunman’s features to the cops.
In Melrose, an argument between two men inside a public housing building lobby escalated when one of them shot the other in the torso.
Also in Melrose, a fire on the top floors of an apartment building killed a 91-year-old woman and injured 11 other tenants.
In Fordham Manor, a man stabbed another man in the back inside a deli after getting cut in line.
Also in Fordham Manor, four men and two women robbed $75 G’s in jewels and 25 G’s in cash during a home invasion gun and knife point robbery in a couple’s apartment.
In Mount Eden at the 170 St. Station, a mentally ill man pushed a man and his wife down the stairs and then slugged the man and stabbed him twice following an argument he had with the couple on the 4 train.
In Longwood, a man got shot to death on the sidewalk in broad daylight by a man who was very critical of the quality of the blow he sold.
In Allerton, Parkchester and Tremont, five men held up three parking garages at gunpoint and stole five cars in under a week. Three of the auto thieves are still on the loose.
In Pelham Bay, a man riding his bike got run over by a car when the driver ran the stop sign. The driver stopped to look at the victim and then got back in his car and fled.
In University Heights, cops found the back windshield of their patrol car smashed after they responded to a domestic violence emergency.
In Williamsbridge, a traffic stop went awry after cops pulled over a car that wasn’t registered or insured, so the driver panicked and peeled out. Then the cops shot at his vehicle, nearly hitting him and his girlfriend. When the couple went to turn themselves in at the nearest NYPD precinct, there was no record of the traffic stop nor of the shooting that took place. All that’s evident from the incident is bullet holes in the rear windshield of the man’s car.
Also in Williamsbridge, a man got shot to death after he walked up to a car and a man who lured him there to talk blasted him point blank and sped away. Wild wild west…
Again in Williamsbridge, a man got shot three times while he was sitting on a stoop.
In Kingsbridge, an off-duty police sergeant was caught passed out drunk behind the wheel of his parked car.
In Baychester, a man got shot at multiple times on the street in broad daylight drive by. The cops got a beat on the car the assailant was in on the highway but lost them, or they gave up the pursuit and let them get away depending how you look at it.
In the South Bronx, a gang of men and women beat down a woman and robbed her purse while she waiting about to give her order at Mickey D’s and then the lynch mob beat down a woman who tried to protect her and stole her purse too.
In Claremont, a man got shot to death during a dice game by a public housing building.
Also in Claremont, the killer of twin baby girls is still on the loose five months after their bodies were left in an alley behind an apartment building.
Again in Claremont, a man got shot in front of a bodega and died from his wounds weeks later.
In Fordham Heights and also in Morissania and Claremont, two men held up a bodega, a gas station and a deli at knifepoint and robbed $7,200 in a span of two months using the same game plan where one holds the blade and the other roughs up the powerless worker as they raid the tills. Then they crossed the bridge and hit a deli at Washington Heights and threatened a worker at knifepoint and robbed $500.
Also in Fordham Heights, a 2-year-old girl wound up in the hospital after munching on her brother’s marijuana gummy candies.
In Norwood, a man got pissed at a city bus driver when he couldn’t sneak through the back door for a free ride and then went to the front and punched him and spat on him. Wonder is this fool knows they stopped allowing free bus rides 8 months ago or he was just being a cheap dick.
In Olinville, a fugitive killer that was stupidly released from Rikers Island on a clerical who has been on the loose for over a month was tracked down by a deployment of 20 cops and re-incarcerated as he awaits his murder trial.
Also in Olinville, a man got shot up inside his apartment and survived.
Again in Olinville, a man shot another man to death by emptying the clip on his 9mm, a stray bullet hit a woman he was with while she was sitting in her car.
In Wakefield, a man got shot to death while sitting on his stoop.
In Fordham, a man slashed a Parks Dept worker in the face to settle an argument he had with him by a park.
In Parkchester, a man stalked another man walking towards a playground who noticed a drugged out man nodding out on a bench and thought he needed aid as the stalker walked by him, then turned around, whipped out a gun and shot him to death. The vagrant was left alone. The Samaritan and victim leaves behind a wife pregnant with twins and two little girls age 7 and 3 and a 2 year-old son.
In Westchester Square, a three-old boy afflicted with Down’s syndrome fell five stories from his bedroom window after he moved cardboard that was filled to block space left from an air conditioner.
In Riverdale, a man threw rocks and shattered the windows at four synagogues in two straight nights. The vandal also stole prayer books and left them splayed in a parking lot doused with hand sanitizer(probably to burn them) and stole a bicycle from one of them. The vandal got caught on the stolen bike by cops who nabbed him riding it against the flow of traffic and after he broke a windshield on a van.
As a judge was about to spring the vandal loose without bail because he didn’t hurt anyone physically while committing his acts of destruction, another judge overruled her and set a $20,000 bail for his release.
In North Shore, a police precinct set up a gun buyback program, giving away Ipads and cash to those with the conscience to turn in their weapons. Let’s see how it turned out in Shaolin…
In Port Richmond, a man held up a discount store at gunpoint and robbed a cellphone.
Also in Port Richmond, a man held up a wine store at gunpoint and robbed a bottle of vino and $1,200. Before he got pinched a few clicks away on a bridge to Jersey, the gun toting skell held up a deli and two grocery stores in a month.
Again in Port Richmond, a man shot another man to death in a house where both men rented single room occupancies.
In Clifton, a 17-year-old boy was caught by cops in possession of a .38 and a 9mm.
Also in Clifton, a young man got shot in the gut inside an apartment building.
Again in Clifton, a man shot his gun in the air on the street.
In Sunnyside, a man got busted with a saw-off shotgun, baggies of heroin and a NYPD license plate during a police raid at his apartment.
In Elm Park, a man held up a deli at gunpoint but left empty handed.
In Prince’s Bay, a young man and viral rap star drove up to another young man on a street corner and pointed a gun at him, which led cops to get a search warrant for his house and they found a loaded gun and two fake pistols and a fake AR-15.
In St. George, a young man and a 16-year-old boy ripped off a pizza order from a delivery man and beat him down to the ground after he refused to give it to them and stole $100 from him.
In Oakwood Heights, two men and a woman got into an argument with a postman and then blindsided him while he was delivering the mail, triple teamed him and beat him to the ground and split in their luxury sports car.
In Mariners Harbor, a man tried to blow up his car with a molitov cocktail on the street by a bodega and then hit it with an ax for good measure.
Also in Mariners Harbor, a man fired his gun on the street while loitering on the corner with his friends.
In West Brighton, cops caught a man trying to abandon a bullet damaged car with ammunition and fireworks inside on the street.
Also in West Brighton, a man got slashed on his torso on the street in broad daylight.
Again in West Brighton, cops in a marked patrol car responding to gunfire on the street collided with a livery cab which then hit a town car on impact. Then the patrol car wound up veering onto the sidewalk and hit a 72-year-old woman standing at a bus stop.
And again in West Brighton, an argument between two men in front of a deli escalated when one of the men took out a gun and shot the other in his legs to settle the dispute.
At Clove Lakes Park, a man ran up towards to a woman from behind and grabbed her behind and ran away.
In Rossville, vandals with bricks broke the windows of a landmark church that served as a stop of the Underground Railroad in the 19th century.
In Arlington, a five alarm fire destroyed a chemical warehouse and produced ominous black plumes of smoke into the sky which spread throughout the area. Hey lets build a luxury public housing tower there now.
In Bullshead, a man grabbed a woman’s ass while she was standing at a bus stop.
In New Dorp, a woman got killed when she got hit by car while jaywalking against the light.
In Oakwood Heights, a 62-year-old woman got killed by a car making a turn as she was walking in the crosswalk.
As the weather warms up and pandemic restrictions get gradually lifted, an expected influx of rats will forage from the scraps and trashf orm with open restaurants and open streets and pretty soon after this big muther gives birth, the open streets will be visited by a pack of hungry raccoons as well.