Brooklyn

In East New York, a gang of 10 men chased a man on the streets and through houses during 7 a.m.. As the man tried to get away by hiding in an alley, he got caught by three of his pursuers and jumped over a fence into a backyard then one of his pursuers threw a brick on him as another man took out a gun and shot him twice and killed him.

This broad daylight incident of the pursuit and murder of a man by a bunch of gangbangers was scarcely reported in the papers on the day after it happened on March 19th (in fact, in the URL of that hyperlink, it was initially reported that the victim was in critical condition) until the NYPD released the video footage of the incident 10 days later. Why wouldn’t the NYPD release the video of such a frightening crime scene the following day as 10 criminals were roaming free on the streets without citizens being aware of it? Even the guy who dropped the brick was wearing a fucking ankle monitor when he got arrested!

Also in East New York, a man got killed by a hit-and-run driver as he was crossing the street. The driver then abandoned the jeep when he saw the cops arrive.

Again in East New York, a man who assaulted a woman in her apartment ran away in his tighty whities when cops showed up to detain him.

And again in East New York, an off-duty corrections officer crashed into a parked car while driving drunk.

And again in East New York, two cops engaged in coitus in their patrol car and left a bodycam on.

And again in East New York, a man got killed crossing the street when a van hit him.

And again in East New York, an off duty had his car and gun stolen when he went to go to an ATM and the woman he was with drove off.

And again in East New York, a man walked up to a car in the parking lot of a Mickey D’s and shot two men sitting inside.

And again in East New York, a man went to his ex-girlfriend’s apartment and stabbed her in the face and her new boyfriend in the torso.

And again in East New York, an 18-year-old man got caught by cops trying to ditch a loaded Smith & Wesson gun. The judge hearing his case denied the $25,000 bail placed on him and released him on his own recognizance with the condition that he write and essay on gun violence and abide by an 8 p.m. curfew.

And again in East New York, a woman was found dead from a drug overdose in a motel room.

And again in East New York, a man attacked an 88-year-old woman after she let him inside her apartment, grabbed her throat then took her down to the basement, tied her up and raped her. The lunatic was arrested when his father reported him to the cops. He lived next door to his victim.

In Bushwick, an 82-year-old man got killed by a reckless driver who didn’t yield and ran him over while he was walking on the crosswalk. The remorseless driver attempted to cover up his crime by feigning to be a witness to a hit-and-run.

Also in Bushwick, two men tried to lure a 12-year-old girl in their car by offering her money.

Again in Bushwick at the Grand St. Station, a man fell on the tracks as the L train was about to arrive.

And again in Bushwick, a brawl outside a hookah bar involving a group of men and women led to a man getting tossed into a window, another man getting clobbered with a chair, a man throwing a garbage bag at a woman and two men getting stabbed in the back.

And again in Bushwick, a 17-year-old man who rode his moped on the sidewalk was surrounded by five men and was punched in the head by one of them, then they chased him into a deli. The workers barricaded the door to prevent the gang from entering as one of them rides away with the moped.

The gang kept kicking at the door trying to get in, compelling a worker to confront all of them while holding a bicycle seat and post. The Samaritan then swings at them with the seat trying to fight off the gang who hit him with baseball bats and cut him with a knife. He managed to fight them off, forcing them to flee in a car and bashing the windshield for good measure.

And again in Bushwick, a car speeding down the street flipped over, smashed into parked vehicles and caught fire.

And again in Bushwick, a girl and her cop boyfriend went over her brothers house to beat him up and steal his dog.

And again in Bushwick, cops shot at a man after he tried to hold up a deli with a knife and refused to drop it.

In Flatbush, a woman got killed by a hit-and-run driver while walking in the crosswalk by an 18-wheeled flatbead truck carrying pipes for another new building. The NYPD tracked down the getaway driver and did not press charges after his claim that he didn’t know he killed somebody. After closing the case, an NYPD flack described it to a news blog that is was the result of “good police work”. That’ll keep the fucking Vision Zero fatality stats closer to zero.

Also in Flatbush at the Newkirk Ave. Station, a man grabbed a woman’s ass as she was boarding the Q train.

In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man creeped into an apartment building and entered the laundry room with his pants down, horrifying a woman who was doing her wash. He then threatened her by claiming to have a knife and proceeded to take off her clothes but the woman broke free and ran out and yelled for help, leading the deviant to run away.

In Bed-Stuy, a man was shot to death as he was getting into an app-hail livery car by a man riding a bike in front of a burger joint.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a man was shot to death while riding a Citibike.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a man was shot at multiple times by a woman while sitting in his Jeep looking at his cellphone.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man walking on the sidewalk carrying a suitcase with an automatic rifle with a bumpstock got stopped by cops. After a vain attempt to shove the weapon inside the bag, he threw it at the cops and tried to flee only to get caught and arrested.

And again in Bed-Stuy at the Ralph Ave. Station, a man grabbed a woman around her neck and held her at knifepoint on the platform and robbed her of $300.

And again in Bed-Stuy, two men pulled out guns and fired at two men on the sidewalk, hitting one in the shoulder and the other at his legs.

In Brownsville at the Rockaway Ave. Station, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving C train.

Also in Brownsville, a man fired his gun two times at a crowd from across the street then he ran away.

Again in Brownsville, a man ran up to a woman in the middle of the street and grabbed her ass multiple times as she was whacking him with an umbrella to get away.

And again in Brownsville, a man had his Fender Strat robbed when he left it on the sidewalk and drove away and forgot about it after he was wiping snow off his car.

And again in Brownsville at the Livonia Ave. Station, a man was found dead on the train tracks.

In Sunset Park, a man randomly punched a 66-year-old woman who was walking by him on the sidewalk and rode away on a bike.

Also in Sunset Park, a man got attacked by three men on the N train as they beat him down and robbed his boots while filming the mugging on a phone. After cops showed up to arrest the suspects, an SUV that sped up to beat a red light crashed into the patrol cars.

Again in Sunset Park, a 16-year-old boy pushed a woman to the ground and stole her phone.

And again in Sunset Park, a decomposed body of a man was found floating in the water by the Brooklyn Army Terminal. Three days later a dead woman was found floating in the same area.

And again in Sunset Park, a man flashed a woman on the R train.

And again in Sunset Park at the 59th St. Station, a woman got killed by the arriving R train when she tried to retrieve her phone that she dropped on the tracks.

And again in Sunset Park, a man grabbed a 14-year-old girl’s behind when she was walking by him, then her off-duty cop dad grabbed the deviant and took him down.

And again in Sunset Park at the 36th St. Station, a man hassled a hearing-impaired woman on the D train and demanded to give him her cellphone. He then smacked her around after she refused and stole it, but was fortunately stopped by other commuters when he tried to leave the train.

And again at Sunset Park and again at the 36th St. Station, a loon decided to take a stroll on the tracks, causing delays on 3 transit lines.

And again in Sunset Park at the Newkirk Ave. station, a man grabbed a woman’s ass as she was boarding the Q train.

And again in Sunset Park, a man went insane and slashed his wife and stabbed his daughter then set his bed on fire in their apartment.

And again in Sunset Park, a man visited by four teenage males at his apartment got stabbed by all of them when he went outside after they asked him.

And again in Sunset Park, three boys and a girl ripped off $25 from a crappy pizza parlor.

And again in Sunset Park, two men robbed an internet cafe of $600 by spraying a worker with pepper spray and handcuffing him.

And again in Sunset Park, a man grabbed a 12-year-old girl’s ass in a grocery store.

And again in Sunset Park, a man was caught driving an unregistered vehicle and in possession of crack rock.

And again in Sunset Park, three men snatched a woman’s wallet while she was in a restaurant and made purchases with her credit cards.

And again in Sunset Park, two men broke into a building under construction and robbed power tools and a generator.

And again in Sunset Park, an off-duty fire marshall bashed in a car window during an argument with the driver.

And again in Sunset Park, a woman got hit by a man driving a box truck while making a turn, leaving her in critical condition.

And again in Sunset Park, a 14-year-old boy clocked a man in the head with a bottle and then punched him inside a Taco Bell.

How is this middle class and working poor populated neighborhood going to be gentrified and usurped by affluent millenial makers and influencers?

Oh, never mind…

And again in Sunset Park, a six-alarm fire engulfed the top of an apartment building causing the roof to collapse, injuries to 22 firefitghers and four people and the displacement of 120 residents, to the growing homeless crisis in this fucking city. Brooklyn is burning.

In Williamsburg, a man murdered a pregnant woman by decapitation and nearly killed his girlfriend with an ax at the dead woman’s apartment at the Bushwick Houses as she was able to run out the building and flag an app-hail car while bleeding from a gash on the back of her neck and multiple gashes on her body. The killer called a PIX News show following the slaughter about his mental illness. The murder victim’s four-year-old daughter was in another room during the attack. When an ambulance showed up to the building, two cops bizarrely (suspiciously?) refused to let the EMS lieutenant to the apartment as the little girl remained in there by herself for an hour with her slaughtered mother in the next room.

Again in Williamsburg at the hazardously dusty Bedford Ave Station, a man sat down next to a woman on the L train and pushed his elbow into her breast.

And again in Williamsburg, a building wall collapsed on a row of parked vehicles.

In Greenpoint, a man was held up on the street by two men at gunpoint who then rob his backpack and wallet containing $250.

Also in Greenpoint, two men robbed a bike worth $1,800 from an apartment building.

Again in Greenpoint at the Nassau Ave. Station, a poster of Supreme Court Judge Ginsburg was defaced with swastika.

And again in Greenpoint, a 17-year-old boy was caught smuggling a loaded 357 caliber gun to his charter school.

In Downtown Brooklyn at the Hoyt St. Station, a fire ignited on the track bed from metal detritus left behind that got sparked from the insulator by the third rail. The MTA still can’t clean up after themselves.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn and again at the Hoyt-Schemehorn St. Station, a gang of kids were being incorrigible on the G train and then threatened the conductor with a gun.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Barclays Center Station, a man grabbed and molested a 16-year-old boy on the platform and planted a kiss on him.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, cops responding to a distress call about a man with a gun in apartment were able to detain him by using a drone. The gun was a fake.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Borough Hall/Court St. Station, a man was arrested when he got caught scrawling graffiti promoting Donald Trump on a fake wall the NYPD transit unit and the MTA devised to catch him in the act.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn and again at the Hoyt-Schemehorn St Station and again on the G train, a man rubbed his little genitals on a woman’s elbow.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Hoyt St. Station, an autistic boy was standing on the train tracks having a good time as the R train slowed down to avoid splattering him.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Barclay’ Center, a man jumped into the ring and tackled the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be Bret “The Hitman” Hart during his induction to the WWE hall of fame. If only Bret were 20 years younger.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, a 14-year-old girl got shot in the leg as she was walking on the sidewalk.

In Clinton Hill, four men stopped a man on a street corner then beat him down and robbed his wallet (Check out the lookie-loo in the hoodie at the end)

In Gowanus at the Smith-9th St. Station, a man stabbed a man in the arm who tried to break up a fight he was having with two other men on the platform.

Also in Gowanus, a fire broke out at the Citi-bike hub caused by the lithium batteries that were being charged for their new line of bicycles motorcycles that were about to hit the streets. A month later, Citibike pulled all of their e-motorcyles from the locking stations after some of their riders got injured from falling off of them because the brakes didn’t work properly. Apparently, Lyft, which owns and runs the bikeshare service, wanted to get these out there fast so they can profit off the L train slowdown.

In Red Hook, two cops got injured when they lost control of their patrol car and crashed into three park vehicles while investigating a car theft in progress.

Also in Red Hook, a man robbed a BBQ grill, chairs and $650 worth of toilet paper from a building.

In Fort Greene, a man trying to charm a woman inside a deli sexually molested her after she blew him off and didn’t stop despite her resistance.

In Bath Beach, a 72-year-old woman crashed her car into a deli and then drove into it again in attempt to flee, pinning a woman against an ATM machine. When the woman got loose, she attacked the driver and slapped her in the face but she wound up getting arrested for criminal mischief. Being enraged after nearly being killed by a reckless driver, how mischievous.

In Flatlands, an off-duty C.O. assaulted his girlfriend’s 11-year-old daughter and 6-year-old son with a belt. He also bit the boy on the cheek.

Also in Flatlands, a 63-year-old woman was killed in a car crash when a 19-year-old man sped into her with his vehicle.

In Midwood, a woman walking on the sidewalk was attacked by a man who ran across the street and tried to trip her then kicked her in the shins.

Also in Midwood, a 17-year-old boy bled to death after getting stabbed in the arm on the street by another 17-year-old boy he fought with earlier, while the mother grabbed the knife her son used and tried to ditch the murder weapon.

In Crown Heights, a cab driver died when he skidded his vehicle into a pole after he blacked out behind the wheel.

Also in Crown Heights, a man randomly punched a woman he ran up to on the sidewalk and walked away. 

Again in in Crown Heights, an off-duty cop assaulted her boyfriend during a domestic dispute.

And again in Crown Heights, a drunk man armed with a gun drove a fancy car on the sidewalk then crashed into two other vehicles and tried to walk away from the damage he caused but got caught by samaritans.

And again in Crown Heights, a man was shot to death on the steps at an apartment building.

And again in Crown Heights, a man stabbed another man in the stomach with a box cutter during a street fight.

And again in Crown Heights, a man died after being stabbed on the street.

In Prospect Heights, two men stalked a man walking on the sidewalk then beat him down to the ground and robbed him of $200 and his phone after he turned around to confront them.

Also in Prospect Heights, a man got shot to death as he was exiting a baby shower at a catering hall stemming from an argument he had with a man earlier.

Again in Prospect Heights, a man robbed $3,000 worth of nicotine gum from a chain pharmacy.

And again in Prospect Heights, a man loitering in front of a building asked a woman for a light then followed her to her apartment and threw her on the hallway floor and tried to rape her.

In Prospect Park, a man attacked three women in three weeks on the parks grounds, forcing one to give him head, attempted to sexually assault another woman who fought back and pulled the hair of a woman from behind weeks earlier.

In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man that robbed and assaulted  five women of their cellphones in various subway stations was caught by four cops that tailed him to and dragged him out of a deli he was trying to rob. The man resisted arrest and wrestled with the cops and was able to grab a taser from one of them and shot at them with it then fled and got nabbed around the corner.

The thug was sent to Kings County Hospital for some reason and he punched a cop in the face who was trying to handcuff him to the bedpost. And he followed this up with punching a corrections officer in the eye while being processed at the Brooklyn Detention Center.

Also in Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man walked up to a gay couple and called one of them a slur and punched him.

In Red Hook, a man feigning to be an app-hail driver in a car with stolen plates attempted to abduct a woman by locking the doors trapping her in but was later stopped by troopers at the Hugh Carey Tunnel.

In Cypress Hills, a chunk of concrete fell from the elevated train tracks and landed on a windshield of a man’s car as he was driving.

In Bensonhurst, a 65-year-old man was attacked by two men that hit him with boards with nails in them.

Also in Bensonhurst, a woman and a three-year-old girl crossing the street in a school zone were hit by a speeding car as it was making a sharp turn into the intersection. The NYPD report was filed two days after the incident

In Borough Park at the 18th St. Station a man grabbed a woman’s ass as she was going through the turnstile then asked her for a free swipe and groped her again when she refused to do it then he threatened to grab her in the pussy after she called him an asshole.

Also in Borough Park, a 14-year-old girl survived being hit by a speeding car that knocked her into the intersection while she was walking in the crosswalk. The woman who hit her then drove away despite the injuring the girl.

Again in Borough Park, two cops got injured while monitoring a funeral procession when a hearse rode over an officer’s leg and a drone hit the other cop in the head.

And again in Borough Park, a 16-year-old boy riding his bike was hit by a hit-and-run driver.

And again in Borough Park, a man got killed riding his bike when a box truck rolled over him with it’s back tires as it was passing by.

And again in Borough Park, a man broke into a Yeshiva temple and robbed it of $2,000 and walked out trying to conceal himself in a prayer shawl.

And again in Borough Park, an off-duty cop walloped an e-motored cycle delivery guy in the head after he rode to close to him and his family on the sidewalk.

In Bay Ridge, four people were arrested after they stole a car and led cops on a high speed chase.

Also in Bay Ridge, a woman was found dead lying on the street between two parked cars.

Again in Bay Ridge, a man grabbed a woman in the boob while she was walking by him.

And again in Bay Ridge at the 95th St. Station, a man got pushed onto the train tracks during a fight with another man on the platform. The man on the tracks then decided to lay down next to the third rail. When the victim was pulled from the track, the other guy hit him with the lock. The man who assaulted him attacked a man by punching him repeatedly outside of a fast food restaurant he worked at the day before and was released on his own recognizance by a judge.

And again in Bay Ridge at the 86th St. Station, a man followed a woman onto the R train then stood by a door, pulled out his choda and masturbated while smiling.

And again in Bay Ridge, two men set up a food delivery guy and robbed his order without paying then stole his  e-motored cycle and then both of them hopped on the bike and crashed into a parked vehicle trying to ride away.

And again in Bay Ridge and again at the 86th St. Station, a man pulled a knife on another man in the elevator and robbed him of $20.

And again in Bay Ridge,a man grabbed a woman’s tit as she walking by him on the sidewalk.

And again in Bay Ridge, a fight between two men on the street led to one of them getting stabbed.

And again in Bay Ridge, a man snatched a purse off a 78-year-old woman on a street corner.

In South Slope, two men robbed a cellphone from a 12-year-old when they slapped the phone from his hand and punched him in the face.

In Gravesend, a man broke into a deli at 10 p.m. and robbed it of $4,250.

Also in Gravesend, a man shot two other men inside a house and ran away.

Again in Gravesend, human skeletal and tissue remains were found on the elevated tracks that belonged to a man who got hit by a train a few days before.

And again in Gravesend, a man snatched a phone from a woman’s hand when he rode by her on the sidewalk.

In Park Slope and Bed-Stuy, a man got busted embezzling money from two hospitals while working in their payroll departments and fabricating workers by stealing the identities of former employees of them.

Also in Park Slope on the R train, a man breached the conductor’s booth and made obscene announcements during station stops.

In East Flatbush, a 19-year-old man killed himself and injured his teenage passenger when he crashed an expensive car into a tree during a drag race.

Also in East Flatbush at the Church Ave Station, a man loitering by the stairs attacked a woman who yelled at him for harassing other women on the train by suckerpunching her as she walked by him.

Again in East Flatbush, a man got killed from a shot to his head in a drive-by.

And again in East Flatbush, two men got critically injured in a car wreck when the driver crashed into a pole.

And again in East Flatbush, a former city councilman who was charged with embezzlement while in office, broke down a door of a hookah lounge and threatened the owner during a money dispute, then came back the next day with three goons and menaced a woman working there when of them flashed a gun.

And again in East Flatbush, a schoolteacher sexually molested an 11-year-old girl for days when he felt her up twice on a school bus with other children present, and grope her twice and kissed her in class.

In Coney Island, a ragged sheep was found tied to a tree in a park.

Also in Coney Island, a man got hit by a hit-and-run driver while crossing the street.

In Brighton Beach, a man lifted a wallet from a 70-year-old’s purse in a grocery store.

Also in Brighton Beach, two men abducted a man as he was heading to his home and then took him to a garage, bounded his hands and stripped him and then an accomplice of theirs shot him with a taser then robbed his green card and cellphone. The kidnappers were involved in a scheme to assist people who paid to cheat on exams to acquire CDL driver licenses and hired the victim as a driver and to help their “clients”, but decided to bail out the first day after being paid $800

In Dyker Heights, a woman was found dead on the street lying between two parked cars.

In Marine Park, an 85-year-old woman was killed while walking on the sidewalk when a man ran over her as he was backing up his SUV on the driveway.

Also in Marine Park at the Kings Plaza Mall, a cop who just graduated from the academy shoplifted a pair of designer sunglasses and other merchandise totaling $846 and was reprimanded by the force. This is what it takes to get disciplined for crooked behavior in the current NYPD.

Again in Marine Park, a five-alarm fire destroyed a sushi restaurant.

In Sheepshead Bay, a professional actor was hired by a man to accompany a woman to shake down a pizzeria owner for $180,000 while brandishing a fake gun.

In Brooklyn Heights, a construction worker working on a co-op renovation died when he fell 13 stories off the roof of an apartment building

In Boerum Hill at Kings Criminal Courthouse, a man who got into an argument with another man over a seat inside a jail cell got bodyslammed by him after throwing a couple of punches.

Also in Boerum Hill, a man that robbed packages from an apartment building got busted by the custodian breaking in to rob the residents deliveries again.

In Spring Creek, a bus was found with opinionated graffiti with racial slurs that were written by a man who claimed he was punched and called a racial slur by his attacker.

In Carroll Gardens at the Carroll St. Station, a stupid ass hipster tried to board the G train with a big dog in a fucking giant sack purse and the conductor told him to stay the fuck out.

On the Williamsburg Bridge, some urban exploring dipshit decided to climb one of the towers and was later detained by cops.

On the Manhattan Bridge, another stupid jackass tourist decided to climb one of the towers and got detained by cops.

Three men were indicted for running a gun running ring with automatic weapons being shipped through the notorious iron pipeline originating from South Carolina. This is why there is a need for stricter gun control laws y’all.

Manhattan

A man took a brick and other blunt objects lying on the polluted sidewalks of expensive speculated city real estate and smashed the LED screens of over 40 LinkNYC kiosks in the neighborhoods of Greenwich Village, Chelsea and Midtown.

 

This guy vandalized these things in broad daylight in a span of a week. He 42 of them and walked away to next one to bash it. The video from the camera on the kiosk shows the guy taking direct aim and bashing it as people around him don’t even turn around or even react. Since his arrest, it was found out that he had 40 prior arrests and he was dwelling at a homeless shelter. What was not found out is what motivated him to wreck the kiosks in such a way. Surely he is mentally unstable, but the LinkNYC’s are data succubai that procures info from everyone with a cellphone that passes by them without permission and it’s camera showed that his ire was focused directly at them and not at people. So is this vandalism an act of lunacy or vigilant activism? de Blasio’s NYPD is the most secretive, insouciant police force in NYC history, so we will never know.

In Inwood under Commissioner James O’Neill’s orders, the NYPD towed 30 cars belonging to residents of the town so they could park their own vehicles on those spaces for a stupid ass flag football game they were playing at a nearby football field. This brazen abuse of authority happened just days after the feckless Mayor de Blasio announced that the city will crack down on placard abuse.

Also in Inwood, four raccoons (urban wildlife according to NYC Parks) in Inwood Hill Park were found to have rabies.

Again in Inwood, an off-duty C.O. damaged 11 cars and injured 7 people and shitted himself while driving drunk.

In Harlem, a 911 call about a gunman in an apartment building led to a man getting shot three times by cops who believe he was armed when he lunged and made a gun pose at them, although he wasn’t possessing one. After arresting him on burglary and marijuana and weapons possession. it was revealed that he pulled out his wallet seconds before the cops fired.

Also in Harlem, a man was found dead in his apartment from getting shot in the chest stemming from an earlier fight.

Again in Harlem, a massive fire in a storage lot destroyed over $5,000 in merchandise belonging to vendors who run their businesses there.

In Midtown at the 53rd St/5th Ave. Station, a woman was menaced by a man on the E train who yelled a racial slur at her while holding a razor blade and then he slashed her in the face. Other commuters who witnessed the assault held him down till the cops came. Despite the severity and hate component of the attack and was possessing three more razors during his arrest, a judge reduced his $25,000 bail to $1,000.

Also in Midtown, two men were stabbed in the street by two other men who stalked them after they had an argument in a bar over a woman.

Again in Midtown, a fight inside a bar spilled out into the street as a man took out a loaded gun and pistol whipped a woman and three other men he was brawling with.

And again in Midtown, a UN official sexually molested a 16-year-old boy in a hotel room after he asked him if he could charge his phone.

And again in Midtown, a man who got arraigned for an assault of a woman then was released on his own recognizance by a judge, stalked a woman after she got off the bus and grabbed her by her chest and crotch while demanding to give him the pussy then threw her to the ground and forcefully kissed her. Then the sleazebag punched her in the face and ran away when she bit him. That’s a good way to keep the population in Rikers down to justify building mixed-use prisons and affordable housing towers in four boroughs.

And again in Midtown, someone took a shit at two Broadway audition studios.

And again in Midtown, five teenage boys held up a newsstand at knifepoint then got nabbed by the cops trying to run away.

And again in Midtown at the 7th Ave. Station, a man shoved a woman so he can get a seat.

And again in Midtown at the 59th St. Station, a man masturbated on the 6 train.

And again in Midtown, a hooker ripped off a watch from a man as he slept after she banged him in a hotel room.

And again in Midtown, a man broke into an apartment by climbing a railing and going through an open window and robbed the place of over $50,000 of merchandise which included 40 bottles of wine, eight laptops and thirty pairs of headphones. How the fuck did one guy haul all this shit by himself?

And again in Midown, a man cut open another man inside a homeless shelter hotel during a fight over a woman.

And again in Midtown, a man blew a red light riding his bicycle and hit a 67-year-old woman in the crosswalk, knocking her down. The woman wound up in a coma and died weeks later.

And again in Midtown, a bunch of manholes exploded causing injuries to fivefirefighters and a passerby. The NBC correspondent was not harmed during the fracas.

And again in Midtown, a man robbed an ugly ass piece of art worth 16 large from a gallery exhibit.

And again in Midtown, a man got robbed of his laptop in a hotel room by a man he hooked up with.

And again in Midtown at the 57th St. Station, a man was caught jerking off on the R train.

And again in Midtown,  a man walked into the St. Patrick’s Cathedral carrying two full canisters of gasoline, a bag with two bottles of lighter fluid and butane lighters. The deputy commissioner in charge of intelligence operations at the NYPD (???, who knew local cops were a branch of the CIA?) immediatly stated that it was not known what his intentions were, even though this incident happened a day after the Norte Dame Cathedral in France went ablaze causing it’s steeple to collapse.

Funny how when a terrorist atttack happens in places thousands of miles away the NYPD immediately deploys a phalanx of cops to places of worship or heavy tourist traffic areas without an actual confirmed threat. Yet here we got a maniac about to burn a church down and it initially gets undermined by the high brass as if it was nothing of interest. And they want you to say something when you see something.

In Times Square at the 42nd Street Station, a man got stabbed after he argued with and spat on a woman on the E train.

Also in Times Square, a man repeatedly punched a 65-year-old woman then fled.

In Washington Heights, a woman was strangledand nearly raped by a man in her bedroom when the deviant sneaked into the apartment after her husband left the door ajar so he can park his car.

Also in Washington Heights, two assholes who happen to be custom border patrol officers parked their government issue truck on the corner on the sidewalk while they were getting lunch.

In Harlem, a city block has become a unofficial decriminalized red light district for open crack selling and smoking.

Also in Harlem, a woman got killed by a hit-and-run driver loaded on drugs as she was about to cross the street.

Again in Harlem, a two-year-old boy walked out of a nursery school and was found alone on the sidewalk by a Samaritan who watched him until his mother arrived.

And again in Harlem, a woman riding her bike with a tour group was jumped by four boys who knocked her off and robbed her purse.

And again in Harlem, after confiscating a dirt bike motorcycle, a cop decided to ride it back to the station (without wearing a helmet) and then lost control of it and fell on his ass and head. It probably also looked something like this.

And again in Harlem, a man got shot to death on a street corner.

And again in Harlem, five boys jumped on a 17-year-old boy in an apartment building lobby and beat him down and stabbed him.

In East Harlem, a 14-year-old girl shot a 13-year-old girl with a taser outside their school, which escalated when the younger girl’s mom showed up and slashed her shooter in the face.

Also in East Harlem at the 125th Station on the four train, a man punched a conductor in the face after he was told not to hold the doors open.

Again in East Harlem at the 125th Station, a man slashed another man in the head after he bumped into him on the platform.

And again in East Harlem, three men got shot in front of a NYCHA building and a drug dealer got shot on a corner in Harlem a half hour later by the same gunman.

And again in East Harlem at the 116th St. Station, a 60-year-old man that was fighting with a woman for a seat on the 6 train, was slashed in the face by her boyfriend that was meeting her there.

And again in East Harlem, a man used scorpion designed brass knuckles to stab a man.

What pyschotic company and individual would make this shit?

In Downtown at the City Hall Station, a MTA worker snatched a pair of 400 dollar headphones from a commuter sleeping on the 6 train. He was also nabbed possessing a baggie of heroin.

Also in Downtown at the Fulton St. Station, a homeless man punched a child in the head from behind and ran away.

Again in Downtown, an off-duty cop applying to renew his license to drive part-time and run a livery car service attempted to shake down a TLC supervisor who told him to fill pay his fee online like all the others by waving his entitlement as a police officer demanding that he get special service for his special needs. The arrogant fool got fined $6000 for the conflict violation. What did he think, he was the mayor of New York City?

And again in Downtown, a man entered a women’s bathroom at 2 World Trade Center and filmed women on his phone when they were in the stalls.

And again in Downtown, a government van was vandalized with tags and obscenties while parked by a courthouse.

In Kips Bay, a man wrested a gun from a security guard during a fight in front of a department store and shot him in the legs and ran away. Realizing that he lost his wallet when he fled and ditched the gun, the idiot went back to the scene of the crime where he was immediately arrested by cops.

Also in Kips Bay, a homeless man robbed another homeless man in a shelter by ripping off his pants while he was sleeping and stealing his phone. The same skell was involved in a knifepoint robbery days earlier.

Again in Kips Bay at the 28th St. Station, a man loaded 6 giant ass palm trees on the 6 train. Why couldn’t his boss or client get him a rental truck? Will this be a common occurrence once congestion pricing takes effect in 2 years?

And again in Kips Bay, a teenage girl assaulted a woman in a chain cafe and robbed her phone, then resisted arrest when the cops tried to apprehend her and another teenager was busted for theft of a cellphone.

And again in Kips Bay, two teenage boys brawling in the ACS center punched and slapped two cops who were trying to break up the fight.

In Washington Heights, a man who was just released from serving 27 years in prison got shot to death at point blank range while sitting in his car as his killer casually walked away in broad daylight.

Also in Washington Heights, two men shot pepper spray at a building superintendent that tried to stop them stealing boxes of garbage bags from an apartment building.

Again in Washington Heights, a woman killed herself and injured her passenger when she crashed her car into an MTA truck after she hit two parked vehicles and sped off.

And again in Washington Heights, a man shooting his gun into a parking lot. When the cops arrived he ran away while shooting at them, hitting one of them. Then he took cover behind a vehicle and engaged in a shootout with them, leading to him getting shot in the chest and his eventual demise. The dead man probably shouldn’t have listened to this guy’s motivational coaching.

In Herald Square, a woman committed suicide by jumping off a building from a rooftop bar.

Also in Herald Square, a man attempted suicide by jumping in front of the arriving D train.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a 16-year-old boy fell five stories and lost all his teeth and broke his jaw after he hit the pavement when he tried to jump from one building to another.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a man riding a bike approached a woman walking home from a store and proclaimed it was his block bitch then punched her in the face and boasted about it while she was taking his picture on her phone. When the woman found out the NYPD only reported the attack as harassment, she went to the station and asked for it to be properly marked as an assault so the cops promised to upgrade it. Then they lied to her face and kept the lesser charge on the record when she called the sergeant later on. That’s a good way to keep violent crime stats down.

In Penn Station, a boom crane on a truck collapsed and crashed on the sidewalk, injuring a man walking by.

Also in Penn Station at the 34th St. Station, a man got killed by the incoming 1 train as he was walking on the tracks.

In the Upper East Side, a teenage boy committed suicide by jumping from the 23rd floor of a luxury apartment building.

Also in the Upper East Side, a man was caught with ten baggies of heroin when he got pulled over for driving an unlicensed scooter with a suspended drivers license.

Again in the Upper East Side, a 70-year-old woman was punched in the face by a younger woman in a church because she was playing a song on her phone and yelled at her for waking her up.

And again in the Upper East Side, a woman woke up in her bedroom to find a stranger licking her face. The man was able to gain access because the door to her apt. was left open.

And again in the Upper East Side, a dead woman was found floating in the East River.

And again in the Upper East Side, a private garbage truck driver was caught driving with a suspended license.

And again in the Upper East Side, a man robbed a woman of her cellphone by snatching it from her hand.

And again in the Upper East Side, a man roughed up a cashier at a smoke shop and robbed it of $1,400 and his cellphone.

And again in the Upper East Side, a man was robbed of his $35,000 watch from his locker while he was working out at a gym.

In the Upper West Side, a man and woman that shoplifted makeup from a chain pharmacy got approached by a cop for questioning, then the man kicked his leg and broke it and ran away with his accomplice

In the Upper West Side, two men were stabbed by a man during a brawl outside of a faux dive bar.

Also in the Upper West Side, a woman was sexually molested by her yoga instructor who found creative ways to use his dick to assist her during poses.

Again in the Upper West Side, a recidivist public pisser and shitter is revolting citizens and passerby. Somehow the billion dollar hemorraging mental health program THRIVE is not able to get this guy the help he needs.

And again in the Upper West Side in Riverside Park, a reckless bike rider speeding on the shared foot and bike path hit a 4-year-old child, cutting and bruising her face and injuring her arm. While the child was getting treated at a hospital ER, two more children came in later who were also hit by selfish reckless bike riders, one of them who was in her stroller.

And again in the Upper West Side, a woman pulled an 81-year-old woman’s hair and threw her to the ground after arguing about a place in line at a movie theater.

And again in the Upper West Side at the 72 st./Broadway Station an 83-year-old serial groper sexually molested a woman again by grinding against her on the 2 train.

And again in the Upper West Side, a man kicked and shattered a restaurant window during a fight he had with another man.

And again in the Upper West Side, a man went up to a woman walking on the sidewalk to distract her while another man snatched her $1,000 phone.

And again in the Upper West Side, a woman had her backpack robbed while shopping in a shoe store.

And again in the Upper West Side, two men ripped off a woman’s earphone sticks. When one of the skells were spotted by the cops, a Dominos pizza delivery guy chased him on his bike, caught up to him and held him for the cops.

If you look close, he did it on an e-motorcycle sans battery. These are the bikes the cops are confiscating while allowing citizens to use those same kind of motorbikes (and also motor scooters and skateboards) for leisure and commuting with impunity. (Or maybe he took that motor off so he won’t get in trouble to avoid getting pulled over by cops afterward? Regardless this guy is a fucking hero)

In Hudson Yards, two food truck vendors got into an argument over space to sell their food, leading to one vendor slashing the other with a razor. The delicious irony being that this happened by the infamously hideous Sharawama Staircase art eyesore.

Also in Hudson Yards, a 74-year-old man got both legs seriously injured while riding a bike share bicycle when he crashed into a truck.

In Greenwich Village, a man loitering in a stairwell of an apartment building confronted a woman by asking her name then grabbed her and threw her phone away and then punched her in the face, pushed her against the wall and sexually molested her.

Also in Greenwich Village, six teens engaged in an argument with a livery driver and smashed his rear-view mirror on his car. Then they dragged him out and robbed his cellphone

Again in Greenwich Village, a man was accosted and shoved by another man who tried to rob his ATM card at a bank.

And again in Greenwich Village, a brawl erupted between two women in an upscale bar.

And again in Greenwich Village, a woman had her cellphone and wallet robbed while she was drinking at a bar with people she met.

In the East Village, three men approached a man walking towards them and beat him up and robbed his cellphone.

Also in the East Village, a man and a boy beat down a man in front of a deli.

Again in the East Village, a man stabbed another man at a homeless shelter. The victim then went outside, collapsed by a NYCHA building and died.

And again in the East Village at the 1st Ave. Station, a man got killed by the arriving L train.

And again in the East Village, a man got mugged on the sidewalk when a man grabbed his throat and robbed his phone, watch and wallet.

And again in the East Village, a woman snatched a wallet and phone in a poetry cafe.

And again in the East Village, a man robbed a woman’s bag at a bar, and used her cards to buy gas for his car.

And again in the East Village, a woman worker got punched in the face when she tried to prevent three men from shoplifting items from a chain pharmacy.

And again in the East Village, a man got assaulted by another man in a post office over a place on the line.

In the West Village, a man robbed a restaurant of $8,000 when he entered it while it was closing and caught the manager in the basement then duct taped him to chair and put a plastic bag over his head.

In Yorkville, a locker room in a fitness club was vandalized with swastikas.

In Chelsea at the 23rd St. Station on 7th Ave, an idiot fiending for social media attention placed a rat inside a metrocard vending machine change slot.

Also in Chelsea, a man bashed a champagne bottle over another man’s head at a bar.

Again in Chelsea, a man snatched a flag of Ol’ Glory off a flatbed float homage to President Trump.

And again in Chelsea, a water main broke cracking the asphalt on the road and flooded the 23rd St. Station causing a rippling brown stream on the trackbed.

And again in Chelsea, a man with a pellet gun threatened to shoot people at the Fashion Institute of Technology after making such claims on social media.

And again in Chelsea, three teenage boys were stabbed by woman who was protecting her son from them in an apartment building lobby.

And again in Chelsea, two women walking on the sidewalk were suddenly attacked by a man who punched them both in the face.

And again in Chelsea, a man had his phone, passport and keys robbed while he was playing basketball in a park.

And again in Chelsea, a man looted packages from an apartment building lobby.

And again in Chelsea, a young woman extorted $20,000 from her parents in China by staging a phony kidnapping for a $75,000 ransom and photographing herself as her captor and a captive being tied up while naked. Kids will do anything to live in the second most unaffordable city in the nation behind Frisco.

In the Flatiron District, a man shoplifted a bag and a jacket worth $1395 combined from a fancy designer store and threatened to stab a worker who tried to stop him and walked out with the stolen goods.

In Turtle Bay, a construction worker at a site got killed when a stone fell off a building and landed on his head.

In Madison Square, an argument inside a fancy restaurant between two workers led to one of them getting slashed with a butcher knife.

In Chinatown, a woman bashed a chair over a man’s head, hit him with an umbrella and yelled xenophobic slurs at him after he sat down next to her at a McDonald’s. The man has been an American citizen for 19 years.

In the Lower East Side, a woman hooked up with a man at a bar and gave him oral sex outside behind a community center and then got raped by him after she told him she wasn’t going to get laid if he didn’t have a rubber.

Also in the Lower East Side, a man robbed a $6,000 painting from a gallery.

In Stuyvesant Town at the Beth Israel Hospital, a patient poked a woman from behind with his penis

In Lenox Hill, a woman woke up in her bedroom to find a stranger licking her face.

In Union Square, a man stabbed another man in the chest after the victim bumped into him walking on the sidewalk.

Also in Union Square, a man stabbed another man on a street corner at 1 a.m.

Again in Union Square, a man that sexually molested a 15-year-old girl on the 6 train was still stalking around her in the station until police showed up to arrest him.

And again in Union Square, a man attacked a train conductor on the 6 train.

And again in Union Square, a man started bumping and grinding a woman on the 4 train and wouldn’t stop until the train got to Grand Central where he was arrested after his victim ran to the cops.

And again in Union Square, a marginally famous female rapper punched an upstart marginally female rapper in the face at a concert venue.

And again in Union Square, a man stabbed another man on a street corner at 1 a.m.

And again in Union Square, a woman got killed when she got caught on a leaving train which dragged her 100 ft. on the platform and tossed her on the tracks and got hit by an approaching train on the other side.

And again in Union Square, a man stole another man’s citibike and punched him in the face.

And again in Union Square, a man punched a vendor in the face over an argument about table space.

And again in Union Square, a kitten was shoplifted from a pet store.

In Grand Central Station, a real fucking moron lost his bag and tried to find it by reporting it as bomb so the cops can lock down the station to search for it. I wonder if this dumbass knew that if they found it they would have had it destroyed.

Again in Grand Central Station, a 68-year-old man ogling women on the subway platform followed a woman onto the 6 train and thrust his groin twice into her and bent down and put his face by her rear.

In Soho, a man got killed at a construction site for a luxury building when a 7.5 ton counterweight snapped off a crane and fell on him, severing his body in half. The crane contractor has a record of multiple work violations, uses non-union labor and three years ago one of their cranes snapped and dropped a three ton I-beam that killed two workers on a development site in Briarwood.

This horrible incident happened at 3:15 a.m.. Why are developers making their workers work in the middle of the night and why does the city allow this?

Also in Soho, a man broke into the same apartment in two weeks, first by robbing her residence of merchandise and again by gaining entry impersonating a delivery man as he robbed her bike and leather jacket.

Again in Soho, a man snatched deliveries that were left on a dolly by a UPS worker while his back was turned.

And again in Soho at the Broadway/Lafayette Station, a homeless man sleeping on the F train woke up with a stab wound on his leg.

And again in Soho at the Spring St. Station, a man stabbed another man on the leg on the E train shortly before rush hour.

And again in Soho, a man robbed over $2,700 worth of sunglasses from a store; three men in masks ran into a high-end fashion designer and robbed $33,000 worth of merchandise and fled in a getaway car and four men feigning to be construction workers broke into a site and robbed copper cable and power tools worth $6,500.

In Noho, a trust fund heir and movie producer and his untalented social media model actress wife have not paid rent on their luxury loft in two years based on a loft law to protect struggling artists while pissing off their neighboring tenants and their landlord with throwing obnoxious loud parties for their elitist celebrity friends all through the night and early morning.

Also in Noho at the Bleecker St. Station, a man smoking a cigarette on the 6 train forced the conductor to stop service until he put it out. The man then flipped out and spat at her, then gobbed at the window and wrote “bitch” with his saliva.

Again in Noho and again at the Bleecker St. Station, a man grabbed a woman’s ass on the 6 train.

In the Flatiron District, a man attempted to rob an NYPD e-motored cycle by messing with the locking mechanism.(Funny, I thought those things were illegal)

Also in the Flatiron District, three women brawled with the manager and other workers at a movie theater.

In Central Park, a gang of boys and men robbed an e-motored cycle off a man when one of them threw a skateboard at him causing him to fall off.

In Chinatown, a man menaced people on the street by swinging an ax and tried to kill a man with it.

In Columbus Circle, a man pulled out an hatchet on the 1 train and attempted to slaughter a man he was arguing with, but got stopped by two Samaritans and held him down for the cops waiting at the 66th Station, who found another ax, a knife, mace and few metal pipes.

Also in Columbus Circle, a man stalked a 14-year-old girl to the 1 train then grabbed her body and grinded against her and was met with transit cops at the Lincoln Center station. The deviant was on parole after being imprisoned for prior sex offenses.

In Battery Park, an 81-year-old woman got killed when a minibus hit while she was jaywalking

In Murray Hill,  a cop had to turn his badge when he was caught fabricating traffic violation tickets for non-existent bikers so he can accrue overtime pay.

In Tribeca, a van carrying aides from the City Council spontaneously combusted.

In Wards Island, a man dropped trough and flashed at women playing soccer and ran away with his pants down.

Bronx

In Kingsbridge, a man poured an entire gallon of accelerant (probably rubbing alcohol) inside a vestibule of an apartment building and lit in on fire in a blatant arson attempt. The Bronx is burning again and I bet those ratfuckers who torched those buildings on orders from slumlords back then were just as subtle as this firebug bastard.

Also in Kingsbridge, a 65-year-old man was beaten down by a woman and man as he was withdrawing money from an ATM.

Again in Kingsbridge, a man broke into an apartment and robbed $600 and some handbags.

And again in Kingsbridge and also University Heights and Bainbridge, three men are involved in three knifepoint robberies while their victims were riding their bikes.

In Wakefield, a man brutally and repeatedly kicked a 78-year-old woman on the 2 train and boasted to commuters making stupid noises and filming the assault (instead of stopping him) to make the video go viral on some dumbass youtube channel and walked off at the Neired Ave. Station. The perp than claimed the attack was in self-defense because the old lady threatened to kill him.

In Co-Op City, an app-hail livery driver was found dead in his car from being slashed in the neck and stabbed in the chest by the Hutchinson Parkway.

In Castle Hill, a man feigning to be a repairman forced his way into an 83-year-old woman’s apartment when she answered the door then grabbed her and threw her on her bed and brutally beat her up in a rape attempt, only to be stopped when she fought back and her relatives came rushing in as he escaped. The deviant was well known to residents at the building where he also broke into a 92-year-old woman’s apartment and robbed her jewelry and is a recidivist criminal with arrest and conviction records going back three decades and was involved in a glut of recent incidents in other public housing buildings.

Also in Castle Hill, a worker was stabbed multiple times by a man inside a Party City store as three men he came in with acted as lookouts.

Again in Castle Hill, a man forced himself into an 83-year-old woman’s apartment and demanded money. Then he broke her ribs during a rape attempt and ran out when she fought back.

In Norwood, (in a ludicrous pun heavy accounting by the NY Daily News) a woman got into a fight with a worker and her co-workers behind the counter at a McDonald’s. 

Also in Norwood, a man attempting to make a purchase at a store with a fake $20 bill, ran out with the shirts after the cashier went to inspect it. He then threw punches at the worker who tried to stop him and walked away.

Again in Norwood, a man broke into a woman’s apartment and robbed $5,000 from a safe.

In Belmont, a transgender woman named Thomas who really hates white people got arrested after randomly yelling and then pepper spraying a man and a woman following a spree where she kicked a man and pepper sprayed at the 125th Station in Harlem and then spraying 5 random people on the street as she ran away then sprayed another man on 96th street.

Also in Belmont, a man was shoved to the ground and had his phone stolen by two security guards at a medical center where a presentation was happening after he confronted Lt. Governor Kathy Hochel and asked her about the inadequate funding for NYCHA buildings (inadequate meaning zero). The guards goons then gave his phone which he was using to record his meeting with the Lt. Gov and the subsequent repression of his rights to Assemblyman Jose Rivera, who walked away with his property.

Again in Belmont, a man high on K2 took off his clothes and walked in the middle of a busy street in a drug stupor then threw a phone at cops and got tazed.

In Longwood, two men in masks broke into an apartment and slashed a man in the face then held him at gunpoint and robbed his chains.

In Melrose, a cop who confiscated a little motorcycle decided to ride it to the station house and comically fell off it and spilled onto the asphalt.

In Morris Heights, a man got locked out of his apartment and tried to get his neighbors attention by knocking on their doors because he left his stove on. As the man was trying to call the 911 for the fire dept., the buildings super and security guard called the police because they thought he was harassing tenants. Firefighters arrived and broke down the door then left and the cops showed up 8 minutes later and confronted the man who was still holding a kitchen knife at the time, then something escalated as one cop tased him and another cop shot him four times, killing him.

Also in Morris Heights, a man shoplifted a juice and soda from a deli then slashed a worker in the face with a box cutter as he tried to stop him.

Again in Morris Heights, a man strangled his girlfriend to death in his apartment.

And again in Morris Heights, a man was shot and killed by cops after he was menacing and threatening tenants at an apartment building with a 2×4 and a knife and then lunged at them with his weapons when they arrived at his apartment and lunged again after being shot with a taser.

In University Heights, a woman got dragged on the street by a man who was trying to steal her purse.

Also in University Heights, a NYCHA building that continued to be without heat went on fire from a space heater placed to close to the drapes, injuring eight residents and also displacing six families from their homes.

In Morrisania, a man walked up to a parked car and fired shots through the drivers seat window, hitting a man in the face and arm.

Also in Morrisania, a man was shot in the head in a drug den apartment at the Forest Houses.

Again in Morrisania, two homes went ablaze in a three alarm fire, injuring a fireman. Bronx is burning again.

And again in Morrisania, a man shot another man to death after a money dispute.

And again in Morrisania, a man held up and robbed cash from a cellphone store with a hypodermic needle.

And again in Morrisania, a woman slashed her two children with a box cutter and left them on a street corner. She turned herself in to the police and the kids miraculously survived.

In Riverdale, a man broke into an apartment into a bedroom where a baby was sleeping then ran out when the father opened a light. The burglar then broke into a neighboring apartment and robbed it of a backpack, a bike and jewelry.

In Mott Haven, a man killed his one-month old son by throwing him on the floor because he couldn’t take his crying.

Also in Mott Haven, a man fired two shots into a lobby with eight people in an apartment building and ran away with his accomplice who kept lookout.

Again in Mott Haven, a crowd of men peacefully hanging outside of a bar was disrupted by a man who sucker punched a man as one of his co-horts slashed then shot a man on the street twice and another co-hort stabbed a man in the chest who tried to stop the attack, killing him. A few other men assisted him in pummeling another man and stabbing him in the face.

And again in Mott Haven, a man approached cops trying to find a homeless shelter divulged to them that he shot and killed two people in Florida. No wonder destitute people are living in the streets, imagine sleeping in a bed next to one of these fugitives.

And again in Mott Haven, a man threw a bottle of piss at a bus driver through the window and at a conductor on the 6 train at the 138th St. Station.

And again in Mott Haven, a man trying to rob a car was beat down by it’s owner and wound up in a coma.

And again in Mott Haven, a man and a 17-year-old boy got stabbed on the street.

And again in Mott Haven at the 149th St./Grand Concourse Station,a man approached an MTA conductor sitting on a bench and randomly cursed him out then stabbed him four times.

In Melrose, a man hit the gas pedal of a car he robbed as he was about to be pulled over by cops and proceeded to crash into other vehicles and winding up smashing into a car injuring a family of five inside. The suspect ditched the vehicle and tossed a gun on the street as he tried to flee with two accomplices and wound up arrested with one of them and the other still on the loose.

In Claremont Village, a 13-year-old boy whacked a 70-year-old man with a stick and ran away.

In Tremont, a man and a 13-year-old boy were shot at on the street.

In Morris Park, two rival private garbage truck drivers having an argument escalated when one of them sped away and sideswiped and damaged 17 parked cars, downed few trees and abandoned his vehicle.

In Fordham Manor at the Fordham Road Station, a man sprayed paint on a 67-year-old man then punched him the face and threw him down the stairs and walked away with a shit-eating grin on his face.

In Grand Concourse, a man hassled another man in a deli, demanding to give him a ring he was holding, then shot him while he was in his car, causing him to crash into 3 parked vehicles trying to drive away. The victim died two days later.

In Mount Eden, a man felt up a woman while she was reading a book on the 4 train. The deviant then ran out of the train at the next stop but dropped his metrocard, which the victim gave to police and were able to track him down leading to his arrest.

Also in Mount Eden, four men jumped a app-food delivery guy and beat him down and held him at knifepoint then robbed his e-motored cycle and cellphone.

Again in Mount Eden, a man slashed another man in the face following an argument and then got caught by a cop at a garage and tried to make a break for it but got shot with a stun gun.

In Fordham, three men involved in a high speed car chase with cops, tried to flee on the grounds of the university’s campus but got nabbed by security guards and were later arrested for possessing bags of heroin and knives.

Also in Fordham, a woman killed herself trying to take a selfie at the Fordham University Bell tower and fell 40 feet head first to the ground.

In Fordham Heights, a 13-year-old boy was arrested for possessing a gun.

In Edenwald, a woman stabbed another woman in front of her kids in her apartment after she thought she got stiffed for babysitting. Turns out she couldn’t get paid because the app that she relied on was malfunctioned.

In Woodlawn, 15 cars on one block were broken into in one night.

In Williamsbridge, a 13-year-old boy brought a BB gun to his school and threatened to shoot a girl. Despite the NYPD’s report of the weapon, school officials deceived parents with a letter saying that it was a toy.

In Woodstock, a man broke into an apartment and sneaked into a 16-year-old girl’s bedroom while she was sleeping, threatened her when she woke, then took her hand and placed it on his choda.

In Unionport, two men waiting for their app-hail cab ride engaged in an argument with four men on the street escalated when the gang attacked them, hitting them with a bat and slashing one in the face and pepper spraying the other man that tried to run away.

In Eastchester, an off-duty NYPD radio repair technician tried to swindle a department store by switching price stickers on items he was buying.

In Parkchester, three men grabbed a man on a street corner and slashed him in the face.

Also in Parkchester, a woman waiting for the 6 train was groped by an MTA worker.

Again in Parkchester, a street hassle between three men escalated when a man pulled out a gun and shot at them.

In University Heights, a man got stabbed as he defended himself against two men attacking him on the street.

In City Island, a man slashed another man in the face following and argument at a restaurant. Probably a dispute over crab legs.

In Mount Eden, three men surrounded a man on the sidewalk and beat him down for a cellphone.

Two cops were suspended for leaving a gun in the back seat of their patrol car. Of course de Blasio’s NYPD has standards to be met, unless it’s when a connected real estate agent donor is able to influence rubber stamping gun permits for her clients by naming it after the mayor.

In Bedford Park, a man killed himself fiddling with his cop friend’s government issued gun while he was playing video games.

Also in Bedford Park, a man stole two bikes in front of a woman’s house.

In Crotona, a man got shot to death while standing on a street corner when a man ran up to him and blasted him multiple times to his chest.

A man’s body was discovered in the Bronx River nearby the New York Botanical Garden.

In Unionport, the man who became a national figure for bail reform that squandered an opportunity to meet President Obama by driving a stolen car got involved in a street hassle as he and three of his friends walked up to two men awaiting a cab and challenged them to a fight while waving a knife which he used to slash one of the men with. His three pals chased the other man and beat him with a baseball bat and stole his watch. Some people you just can’t reach…even coming from people showing empathy.

At the Hell Gate Bridge, an elderly woman jumped off the bridge in a suicide attempt and was saved by a Samaritan who jumped in the river to get her out of the East River.

In Soundview, a pit bull was found dead muzzled and emaciated at the Sotomoyer Houses.

In Allerton, a man was found dead hanging from a tree in a playground.

Queens

In Flushing, a very notable banker and his son own a glut of buildings on one block that operate as massage brothels unbeknownst to them, despite the attention they got from recent busts leading to the arrests of two crooked cops and a recent suicide when a woman jumped out a window to evade police during a raid. These parlors got some national attention when it was found that some of the prostitutes who worked there were connected to the Miami massage parlor where Patriots owner Robert Kraft got busted in a police sting and whose owner had easy access to President Donald Trump and arranged promotional theme parties at his Mar-A-Lago resort to peddle influence and favors to Chinese international businessmen.

Also in Flushing, a 69-year-old man slashed a nurse with a knife at a hospital.

Again in Flushing, a man attempted and failed to drown two kittens in his bathtub.

And again in Flushing at the Main St. Station, a man got punched in the back and slashed in the thigh from behind by a man he was arguing with on the stairs.

And again in Flushing, three men beat down a homeless man after he asked them for some money.

And again in Flushing, a lunatic traffic cop chomping at the bit to move rammed a vehicle twice in front of him as it’s driver was trying to park and then smashed into a parked van.

And again in Flushing, a man robbed a cellphone off a five-year-old girl’s hands that belonged to her grandmother.

And again in Flushing at Citifield, a man got into an argument with a man in front of his family, then dropped his pants and flashed his junk at them.

And again in Flushing, a man raped a foot massuese in a massage parlor.

In Far Rockaway, an elderly man attempted to commit suicide as he sat on the ledge on the roof of an apartment building in the freezing cold. Cops arrived and managed to talk him out of it. He wanted to kill himself because he just got evicted from his apartment. In. This. Fucking. Unaffordable. City.

Also in Far Rockaway, a man was found dead on the floor inside a house being developed.

Again in Far Rockaway, a 7-year-old boy got killed after he stepped off a school bus and a van hit him. The van was supposed to pick him up and bring him to his house.

And again in Far Rockaway, a woman threw a dog she didn’t like down a chute to the trash compactor

In Jackson Heights, a city bus driver killed a man when he ran over him and dragged him for blocks while he wasn’t aware there was a body under the vehicle.

Also in Jackson Heights, a man bit off the finger of a bouncer after he was told he couldn’t go into the bar because it was closing.

Again in Jackson Heights, a man grabbed a woman’s ass as she was heading for the Roosevelt Ave. Station

And again in Jackson Heights, a man bled to death inside his apartment from a stab wound in his leg.

And again in Jackson Heights at the Roosevelt Avenue Station, a man was masturbating on the platform and then boarded the E train stood in front of a woman sitting and continued to jerk off in her face. The man then stared right into her cellphone as she took a picture of him.

And again in Jackson Heights at the Roosevelt Avenue Station, a man fell on the tracks and refused to be helped by EMS, leading to delays on four transit lines.

And again in Jackson Heights at the Roosevelt Avenue Station, a man sat next to an 18-year-old woman on the F train and stuck his hand in his drawers and started jerking off beside her.

And again in Jackson Heights, a man shot another man to death by the victim’s house following a fight they had.

And again in Jackson Heights, two people broke into a church and stole two laptops and fourteen Easter baskets of chocolate.

And again in Jackson Heights, a driver crashed his car into a supermarket.

In Ozone Park, a fight broke out in a buffet restaurant between two women after an argument started about a place in line to get crab legs. Some imbecile documented the brawl on his phone while doing play by play and telling viewers to share the motherfucker.

Also in Ozone Park, a brawl inside a hookah lounge spilled outside and escalated when a man pulled out a gun, a bouncer involved in the fight got shot in the foot while trying to wrest the weapon from him as cops shot the gunman three times after he refused orders to drop the gun.

Again in Ozone Park, an AR-15 and a cache of swords and machetes were found and seized by the NYPD during a search warrant of a house.

In Long Island City, a man riding his bike killed himself when he ran a red light and got hit by a car.

Also in Long Island City, a chunk of rusty metal fell from the elevated train tracks and landed on a man’s car. Making it the sixth time that’s happened in a month.

Again in Long Island City, two men who broke into an abandon house through the back door were confronted by two other men who broke in after and robbed them of their backpack and phone.

And again in Long Island City, an 18-year-old man caught by cops jumping a turnstile was wanted for a murder he committed in August last year.

In Sunnyside, three men surrounded a man on a street corner then one of them punched him in the head as the others kicked him while he was on the ground. They went through his pockets and robbed him of $600 and his headphones and phone that were worth $1400. Following  The same thugs also surrounded a 62-year-old man two days earlier and sprayed him with silly string and whipped him with a strap.

Following this mugging, the gang punched a man who caught them in the act tagging a building and then attacked another man a week later, stabbing and slashing him and robbing his backpack, wallet and phone.

Also in Sunnyside, an argument by the railroad yards between two Amtrak workers escalated when a man pulled out a gun and shot his supervisor in the leg and then committed suicide by shooting himself in his car.

Again in Sunnyside, a man held up a pharmacy at gunpoint and fired a couple shots at the teller, hitting him in the shoulder while demanding cash and rubbers.

In Ridgewood, a man armed with a bat that got involved in a drunken argument with two men on the street wound up in a coma after trying to fight them with it but dropped it as one man tried to do a karate kick and missed, then the other guy picked up the bat and bashed him in the head twice with it.

Also in Ridgewood, a man accompanied a woman to her apartment, then raped her in her sleep and robbed her watch and money.

Again in Ridgewood, three men surrounded a man walking on the sidewalk and beat him down and stole his backpack containing his expensive headphones, cellphone, laptop and sneakers.

And again in Ridgewood, a fire ignited in a basement of a row house at 5 a.m. that the landlord couldn’t extinguish but made worse spread to the apartments above, causing all the tenants to be displaced and 10 of them to be hospitalized. For some reason, there wasn’t a follow up to this story regarding the suspicious behavior and claims of the landlord considering the rampant gentrification going on that town. Queens is burning.

And again in Ridgewood, a panhandler attacked a man at a Mickey D’s with a gravity knife and knicked him in the arm as he was trying to stab him after the victim refused to give him money.

And again in Ridgewood, a man stabbed his daughter-in-law to death with a kitchen knife inside his apartment.

And again in Ridgewood, a man riding his bike hit a woman crossing the street and rode away, leaving her with a broken arm.

And again in Ridgewood, a man attacked a woman by an ATM by shoving her to the floor and robbed $900 that she was about to deposit.

In Woodside, an argument between a drunk and a man in a deli escalated when the man threw his coffee on him then bashed him in the head with a brick outside.

Also in Woodside, Jackson Heights and Elmhurst, a man tried to hold up a Western Union by threatening to burn it down by pouring fluid and lighting it up. A worker called his bluff and blew him off. The man then went to a cellphone store and held up a cahsier at knifepoint and robbed the register of $210 and $200 from her purse. He then went into a very bad chain sandwich shop and robbed it of $210 when he said he had a bomb.

Again in Woodside, a city bus crashed into a bagel shop following hitting a motorcycle rider that was making a left turn.

And again in Woodside, two men held up five men at gunpoint in three muggings, robbing them of their wallets and cellphones following four knifepoint robberies in Astoria.

And again in Woodside, a man looted two purses from two women while they were choir singing in a church.

In Astoria Heights, a man broke into five homes and burglarized three of them. Making off with a $3000 motorcycle he stole from a garage; jewelry and watches worth $44,000 and a haul of $5400 worth of merchandise ranging from a laptop, clothes, more jewelry and a bottle of wine. He later broke into another garage and stole a bike.

In Astoria at the 30th Avenue Station, a woman got killed when the arriving N train hit her on the head.

In Forest Hills at the 75th Ave. Station, a man fought with two men on the platform and got shot in the leg during the brawl.

Also in Forest Hills, a man grabbed a deli worker from behind the counter then stole $170 from the register and ran off.

In Elmhurst, NYPD shut down the Queens Center Mall when a ruckus occurred during a rap star appearance and event.

Also in Elmhurst, a man was attacked by a gang of men who shoved him to and beat him profusely on the ground then stabbed him and ran away outside the Queens Center Mall where the chaos from the rapper’s event was going on.

Again in Elmhurst, another corrections officer crashed his car while driving drunk and injured his passenger when he smashed into a pole.

And again in Elmhurst at the Grand Ave. Station, two men attacked a man on the platform by bashing a blunt object on his head during a robbery attempt.

And again in Elmhurst, a man tried to run from cops who were trying to arrest him for running a drug ring selling coke and fentanyl and also a few brothels.

And again in Elmhurst at the Elmhurst Ave. Station, a man lost three of his limbs when he got hit by the R train.

In Jamaica, a man was found dead on the F train at the 169th St. Station.

Also in Jamaica, a gun and drug running ring run by two men was operating near a deli. They also used a 13-year-old boy to arrange a gun deal with an undercover cop.

Again in Jamaica at the Archer Ave/Parsons Blvd Station, a man got stabbed in the chest by a man he was arguing with on the platform.

And again in Jamaica, a man whose father was involved in the gang shooting murder of Officer Edward Byrne in South Ozone Park as he was protecting a witness 31 years ago, was busted by cops for selling crack by a bodega.

And again in Jamaica, an NYPD patrol car smashed into an SUV in an intersection the moment they got an emergency call.

And again in Jamaica, a fight broke out in a bunch of rowhouse buildings. Not by people but by raccoons. In the walls. The pudgy urban creatures came from an abandoned row house building next door that they are occupying and breeding in and were able to access the human populated row house through an opening in the attic.

In Kew Gardens Hills, a cop chasing a man he caught trying to break into a house got hit in the face with a crowbar when he caught up to him. Who happened to be on parole that was going to end in June.

In St. Albans, a man shot six men in a basement of a house where a high-stakes poker game was occurring.

Also in St. Albans, an off-duty cop punched two women and her friend got a lick in during a fight on the street.

In Glendale, a app-hail livery driver committed suicide in his car by ingesting crushed painkillers. He is the ninth one from the profession to take his own life because of the pressures of debts and competition of the unregulated industry.

In Corona, a man got jumped and pushed to the ground by two men from behind and then they stabbed him and robbed his phone and wallet.

Also in Corona, a man got shot in the chest following a brawl with other men in the middle of the street.

In Middle Village, a man wearing cheap sunglasses robbed a bank of $1,800 after passing a threatening note to the teller.

In Bayside, a man half-naked from the waist down crashed his SUV into a patrol car at a police station and then tried to set the vehicles on fire, leading the cops to shoot at him eight times. The kook who did this blatant attempted suicide, then bitched that the cops could not even shoot him as good as the cops in Texas.

Also in Bayside, a man floating in the water by the marina died after being rescued.

Again in Bayside, four men who engaged in an argument in a bar escalated into a brawl and then two of them getting stabbed.

And again in Bayside, a man broke into a home and lurked around in the basement without his pants on while the family was on vacation.

In Howard Beach, wheels are being robbed by certain brands of vehicles.

Also in Howard Beach, a man and a woman lifted donation boxes from a church and made off with $400.

In Richmond Hill, forty-year-old skeletal remains from a homicide were excavated from a backyard during a police investigation.

Also in Richmond Hill, a driver crashed his car into a Dunkin Donuts at a gas station, injuring 3 people.

Again in Richmond Hill, a metal bolt fell from the elevated train tracks and hit a woman’s car as she was driving.

And again in Richmond Hill, wanna-be Vin Deisel’s and Paul Walker’s are using a residential block for drag races.

In South Richmond Hill, a man slashed a woman in the face with a boxcutter as she was walking by him and then got in a car and drove off.

Also in South Richmond Hill, an apartment fire set off by a burning mattress led to injuries of a woman and her baby daughter.

Again in South Richmond Hill, a man was busted for prostituting women working at a massage parlor he managed in Jackson Heights.

In South Ozone Park, a man jumped a woman while she was walking and threw her to the ground and was groping her all over, then ran away to his car and drove off after she fought back.

In Springfield Gardens, a 6-year-old boy got killed in a house fire when he was trapped in the attic that had illegal converted rooms.

Also in Springfield Gardens, a man got shot to death a few blocks from his house as a man blasted him twice at close range. Residents theorized the murder have stemmed from the victim’s expensive car that a lot of other people in the area were hating on.

Again in Springfield Gardens, a 70-year-old man got beaten down on a city bus by a man he was having a dispute with.

In Maspeth, a man got hit by a dump truck while riding his bike.

In Rego Park, a man who decided to take a day off caught two men breaking into his house through the back door.

In Kew Gardens at the Union Turnpike station, a woman fell on the tracks and managed to survive as the train arrived and rolled over her.

In Long Island City at the Queensborough Plaza station, a man groped a 13-year-old girl on the 7 train and did it again to her two weeks later on the 5 train, both during her commutes to her school.

Also in Long Island City, an employee committed suicide at the hotel he worked at by jumping from the 7th floor.

In Broad Channel, a man decided to yank his crank on the A train heading for the beach.

In Rosedale, a man crossing the street was killed instantly when he got hit by a car then got hit by another car making a turn.

In Clearview, a man killed himself when he lost control of his motorcycle after popping a wheelie.

In Whitestone, three men broke into a house through the basement and robbed a bunch of power tools.

Two men are wanted for robbing over $30,000 of cash, iphones, cars and merchandise in fourteen burglaries and two other men are wanted for holding up ten cellphone stores during the winter in the world’s borough.

Two men were arrested after robbing delivery packages in front of houses for a month in towns in the 111th Precinct.

In Kennedy Airport, a man got caught trying to smuggle a gun wrapped in foil in a DVD player.

Also in Kennedy Airport, a customs officer pilfered hundreds of dollars from people during searches of their handbags.

Staten Island

In Arden Heights, a woman reported missing by her friend was found dead and completely burned in a plastic bin in a storage house. She was killed by her husband in Averne and tried to hide her body with his pregnant girlfriend after tormenting her for months and assaulting her while breaking an order of protection. After the murder they drove to the storage house with his wifes remains with his two children in the car and tried to hide the odor of the bin containing the charred corpse by covering it up with air fresheners. The victim filed divorce papers with him two weeks before the murder, hoping to  move on with her life after be tormented by the couple’s brazen affair. The woman who accompanied her killer used to babysit her kids.

In Mariners Harbor, two men held up a man at knifepoint and robbed him of over $1,800.

In Todt Hill, a man killed a mob boss in front of his home by shooting him six times in the chest following a casual greeting.

In Stapleton, a man and woman were confronted by three men on the sidewalk and engaged in a street hassle, leading to the woman getting punched in the face by one of them and the man getting stabbed in the leg when he tried to defend her.

In Port Richmond, an off-duty fireman crashed his car into a building while driving drunk.

In Dongan Hills, a 70-year-old woman was confronted by two men who sneaked into her house and held her at gunpoint, then forced her into a bathtub while they robbed her jewelry.

In Heartland Village, a man sneaked into a Best Buy storage room and robbed ten grand worth of apple products.

In South Beach, gunfire broke out on the street and left bullet holes on house windows.

In St George, a man broke into a restaurant in the early morning and made off with a few bears and chump change.

In Tompkinsville, a drunk man threatened a restaurant worker while claiming to be a cop then rode away on his motorcycle and crashed it at a street corner.

In New Dorp, a man was found dead in a field by a high school.

In Castleton Corners, an 89-year-old woman got killed by a hit-and-run driver when after she stepped off a bus. The stupid ass old man then took his car to a chop shop to hide the damage.

On the Verrazano Bridge, an 80-year-old man trying to kill himself by jumping over the railing was stopped by a bystander and a state trooper and immediately aided by cops.

Also at the Verrazano Bridge, a skeleton was found floating in the water by a park covered in a foil blanket.

And in the five boroughs, a total of over 2.900 weapons were confiscated in city schools, a rise of 26% compared to the prior year.