Today’s theme: Covering shit up.

In the last 4 months of 2017, which is the start of the school year, crime in schools went up. Galvanized by the stabbing murder at a Bronx school, crimes ranging from larceny, brawls and fights, the use of restraints, arrests and summons issued and even arson. The last quarter saw increases as well as weapons confiscations, the majority of them box cutters as well as knives and guns, adding to the alarming increases of kids bringing weapons to school in the prior 2 years even before the stabbing murder at that Bronx school.

In the last year, reported rapes went up 39%. The rape classifications are distinguished between domestic, acquaintance and stranger rapes according to Chief Dermont Shea who helms the strangely titled NYPD Chief of Crime Control Strategies, which the latter two words of his position takes alarming significance considering the recent exposes of crime charge manipulation and unethical directives ordered of subordinate cops amongst his rogue high brass peers and detectives. Particularly about the subject of rape considering the promotion of Deputy Inspector Peter Rose who redefined it in an attempt to mollify the citizens in Greenpoint.

Crime stats are also up for pot arrests even though possession of an ounce is decriminalized. Although these rising stats are occurring in certain neighborhoods with the selective enforcement of certain races and nationalities under dubious existence of complaints

Now for the boroughs five.

Brooklyn

In Park Slope, two kids, aged four and one got killed and their mothers, one pregnant, got injured along with two other pedestrians when a woman ran a red light and hit them in the crosswalk. The driver who attempted to flee the area was found to have Multiple Scerlosis and heart problems and had 4 prior red light running offenses in the past 2 years resulting from her medical condition and had a seizure at the time of the deadly hit. It was also found that the intersection received multiple complaints from citizens in the last 4 years of it being hazardous. This intersection is just blocks from Mayor de Blasio’s house, but somehow this corner did not make the Vision Zero list of needed remediation and didn’t get the unilateral treatment against the community board’s rejection that made the implementation of the business killing bike lanes on Queens Blvd. possible.

Following the reactive governmental process of waiting for someone to die to enact safety measures, the avenue is now going to get redesigned and the safety infrastructure upgrades that was long ignored.

In Brownsville at the Riverdale Osbourne Towers, a man shot and killed his stepfather, his teenage stepson, his 1-year-old daughter and himself for revenge against the mother of his child when she rebuffed his request to get back together.

In Crown Heights, a man standing in front of the notorious Atlantic Armory homeless shelter got stabbed in the chest by a man after a dispute they had and died.

In Downtown Brooklyn at the State Supreme Court on Adams St., a landlord cut open her wrists with a knife after a hearing where the judge dismissed her lawsuit and ruled in favor of a bank to take over her buildings.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn, a man grabbed a woman walking by him and slashed her in the face with a blade. The woman knew the suspect as a regular customer at the Mcdonalds she works at.

In Greenwood at the 36th Street Station, an exhausted woman sleeping on the R train woke up momentarily to see a man jerking off in front of her. When she screamed, the pervert sprayed her with pepper spray, jumped on her and pulled a knife on her. The woman fought back and managed to wrest the knife from the skeev and stabbed him twice. The deviant got caught and was found to have two previous offenses for indecent exposure.

In East Flatbush, a party was shot up by a gunman, killing one and injuring three others.

Also in East Flatbush, a man was shot in a barrage of gunfire and killed sitting in his car in front of church.

In Flatbush, four men held up a bodega at gunpoint and robbed it of $1,000 then the gunman shot a customer inside after the robbery.

In Carroll Gardens, a restaurant with mob connections front door and facade was shot up with bullets.

In East New York, a man threw two molitov cocktails at a barber shop after he got kicked out of there for being drunk.

Also in East New York, a teenage girl smacked a cop in the face. The cop decided not to arrest her after she apologized but later she went on her social media platform to berated the NYPD and posted a pic flipping the bird in front of a police car.

In Sheepshead Bay, a man sneaked up behind a teenage girl on a driveway, slammed her to the ground and stole her phone.

In Cypress Hills, a fire engulfed an apartment building set off by a space heater in bodega, killing a mother and daughter and displacing 47 tenants and 25 children from their homes.

In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man pulled out a knife when a guard tried to stop him from stealing health shakes from a chain pharmacy.

In Williamsburg, a 50-year-old man got killed by a hit-and-run driver as he was crossing the street.

Also in Williamsburg, a drunk truck driver crashed into a fence then attempted to flee the scene of the crash by hitting a parked vehicle, a tree and a pizza delivery guy’s car.

Again in Williamsburg, a steel beam fell on a construction worker’s head causing cardiac arrest.

And again in Williamsburg, a collection of paintings worth $2,000,000 were stolen in a heist from an art storage facility.

In Kensington, a man got killed crossing the street when he got hit by box truck making a turn.

Also in Kensington at the Ditmars Ave. Station, a man chased and beat down a commuter then went through his pockets and destroyed his cellphone after he asked for cash but the victim said he had no money to spare.

In Canarsie, a fight a parking lot between three men escalated as one man drew a gun and fired which wound up hitting and wounding an 8-year-old girl inside a dollar van.

Also in Canarsie, two men attempting to hold up a gas station was stopped by an off-duty cop who shot and killed one of them when they tried to fire.

Again in Canarsie, a man randomly punched a 74-year-old woman in the face as she was walking by him.

In Bay Ridge, a man held up a gift shop at gunpoint and robbed it of $250.

In Bed-Stuy, a scumlord (that’s a amalgam of landlord and scumbag) impersonated a dead man to notarize documents to fraudulently evict tenants from his building.

Also in Bed-Stuy, during a fire of a row house building, the burning facade fell off and injured four firemen.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a 65-year-old man died in his sleep after he was beaten profusely by two men inside his apartment.

And again in Bed-Stuy at the Armstrong Houses, a man was shot at twice and killed in front of the building

And again In Bed-Stuy, a 60-year-old got killed inside his apartment after he picked up a young man and invited him home, who then hit him with a barbell when the elderly man made a pass at him.

And again in Bed-Stuy at the Beford-Nordstrom Station, a man punched a commuter in the face on the G train after an argument.

In Mill Basin at the Roy Bahn Middle School, a mother participated in a brawl with her daughter fighting with another girl in a schoolyard with two other girls getting some punches in that was sparked by a fight involving a father defending her daughter by threatening to shoot them days before.

In Ocean Hill at the Saratoga Houses, a man who paid $20 to a woman for sex took her the parking lot then attacked her from behind by wrapping a belt around her neck, punching her repeatedly and ultimately raping her.

In Gowanus, a man caught a burglar robbing his house and fought with him causing him to flee.

In Prospect Heights, an actress crossing the street with her child was bumped by a vehicle driven by an impatient Hasidic man.

In Bensonhurst, a 73-year-old man was killed crossing the street after being hit by a truck then a van.

In Flatlands, a man who lost his cellphone accused two men in a bodega of stealing it and threatened to shoot them, but it was at another deli. He was later busted for possessing two guns and ammo and most treacherous of all, marijuana.

In Fort Greene, a woman was robbed of her groceries by three kids on scooters, one of them punched her in the face.

Also in Fort Greene, an EMT worker smacked a computer tablet at a worker inside a hospital.

In Flatbush, a paraplegic driver lost control of his car and hit and injured four pedestrians then crashed into a nail salon.

In Boerum Hill, a man bumped into a NYPD employee in the subway and robbed his wallet.

In Clinton Hill, a homeless woman threw hot liquid at a person at a shelter then spat and fought cops who tried to arrest her.

In Cobble Hill, two teenage males cordially approached a woman then one of them pulled out a box cutter then both proceeded to beat her up and steal her handbag.

In Carroll Gardens, an 87-year-old woman was robbed of her purse by a man after he helped her with her groceries when she was about to tip him.

In Park Slope, a man wanted for 4 previous bank robberies, robbed another bank of $1,100 with a note.

In Greenpoint, a 62-year-old woman committed suicide by jumping out her apartment window on the 4th floor.

In Gravesend, a NYPD union delegate broke into his girlfriend’s bedroom door and beat her profusely.

In Borough Park, two cars were defaced with scratch swastikas on the windows on the block.

In Bushwick, a rookie cop committed suicide in her apartment by shooting herself.

Also in Bushwick, a construction worker got killed when he got crushed as a forklift collapsed from the weight of the pipes carrying it and pinned him against a flatbed truck.

Again in Bushwick, a man broke into a fancy cafe by breaking a glass door, but left with nothing.

Queens

On Rikers Island, A corrections officer got her nose broken trying to break up a fight between two inmates. 12 days later, A corrections officer was slashed in the face and another C.O. was assaulted by a convict hours after a public hearing on violence against C.O’s inside the prison was held.

In Long Island City, the Dubai of Queens, a man shot two men in front of a strip club and is still at large.

Also in Long Island City on the G train heading for the Queens Plaza Station, a man whipped out his dick and jerked off in front of a woman.

In Jamaica, the next Dubai of Queens but lamer, a man was stabbed to death as he was standing at a bus depot.

Also in Jamaica, three men beat up and pistol-whipped a man at his apartment when he opened the door for them.

Again in Jamaica, two female cops were charged. One who punched her boyfriends head and the other who smashed her boyfriend’s car rear view mirror following domestic disputes.

And again in Jamaica at the Parsons Blvd. Station, a 64-year-old man was held up at knifepoint and had his phone robbed after the thug asked him he can use it and the victim refused.

And again in Jamaica, a construction worker worried about the safety hazards at a tower development site owned by the Chetrit Group got killed on the job while storing windows when he was on a forklift and his head hit the ceiling when his co-worker didn’t lower it. The site is currently under a stop-work order (their 5th going back to last year) and has over $67,000 in fines from over 50 active violations, the recent one for disregarding worker safety rules. Another casualty of the Gentrification Industrial Complex.

In Ridgewood, which is being called the next Soho by idiots, a woman was robbed of her purse by four teenagers who beat her down with kicks and punches and a stick.

Also in Ridgewood, a fight between gangs escalated into a stabbing death of a man and the wounding of two others.

In College Point, two men held up a dollar store at gunpoint, zip-tied the workers and robbed it of $1,000, scanners, a regular phone and a cellphone.

In East Elmhurst by LaGuardia Airport, a bicycle rider was killed in a hit-and-run by a shuttle bus driver.

Also in East Elmhurst and 4 other neighborhoods nearby, two masked men broke into and robbed various homes in a month long burglary spree, making off with $45,000 worth of cash and jewelry along with personal I.D. and credit cards of their victims.

In Corona, a man was killed in front of a pizzeria following a fight with another man who slashed him with a machete.

Also in Corona, a man was stabbed to death on a street corner two blocks from his home.

In Astoria at the Dutch Kills Playground, a man shot at two other men running in the park. This is the park where a dead baby was ditched in a garbage can just three days before.

Also in Astoria, two men held up a gas station with a shotgun.

Again in Astoria, two men got shot by a gunman in front of a strip club after a wild brawl at 4 in the morning.

And again in Astoria, two women followed a 62-year-old man into his apartment building and robbed his wallet during a struggle in the elevator.

And again in Astoria, an off-duty C.O. witnessing a street shooting pulled his gun out and shot at the gunman as he ran off.

And again in Astoria, a man on a bike rode up the sidewalk and came behind a 92-year-old, knocking her down and stealing her purse.

In Maspeth, two gunmen held up a deli at 6 a.m., tied up the workers and customers and robbed them of $700, lottery tickets, cell phones and credit cards. The crooks are wanted for 10 prior holdups in the past 2 months hauling in over $17,000.

In Jackson Heights, an 8-year-old girl was hit on the head by a wooden plank that was tossed from a roof of a building under construction with no safety netting or warning signs to pedestrians. The contractors fled the scene after the father of the child looked straight at them.

In Woodside, a man was found dead inside a clothing bin with a belt wrapped around his neck.

In Cambria Heights, a man was shot in the chest and died on the street two blocks from his home late in the afternoon.

In South Ozone Park, a man yanked a 13-year-old boy out of an idling car and stole the vehicle.

Also in South Ozone Park, a man set nine cars on fire in a serial arson spree dating back to December.

Again in South Ozone Park, a man wanted for two previous holdups in February stuck up a gas station at gunpoint and robbed $40 then held up two other gas stations in Jamaica and Long Island City robbing them of $750 and a worker’s cellphone.

In Elmhurst, two teenage boys held up another at knifepoint inside a Modell’s and robbed his cellphone.

Also in Elmhurst at the Queens Center Mall around the corner, two men shoplifted 60 shirts worth 5 grand from Ralph Lauren store.

In Richmond Hill, a 70-year-old was killed by a van driver making a sharp unyielding turn as she was crossing the street.

Also in Richmond Hill, a man walked into a unlocked house and stole power tools from the basement worth $3,000

In Kew Gardens, home of the decrepit Comfort Inn running a homeless shelter, at a McDonalds, a man tried to steal a pocketbook off the table where a woman and her husband were sitting.

In Little Neck on the Grand Central Parkway, a man got killed when he jumped out of a car his drunk girlfriend was driving then got hit by another vehicle.

In Woodside, three men robbed a snowplow from a electronics store parking lot.

In Flushing on the 7 train, a belligerent man was harassing commuters and punched a man in the face for no reason before fleeing after the train arrived at the Main St. Station.

Also in Flushing, a man punched a woman in the face and stole her purse inside a parking garage.

Again in Flushing, a domestic dispute that almost turned into a murder-suicide at a home being investigated by cops turned up to discover caches of rifles and deadly knives.

In Hollis, an off-duty EMT worker raped a 10-year-old girl in her room during a house party.

In Briarwood, a man attacked an 18-year-old woman from behind by knocking her to the ground then robbed her cell phone and fondled her in the early evening.

In Bayside, a man held up a Chinese restaurant at knifepoint and robbed $180.

Also in Bayside, two men vandalized a Korean community center by kicking in the glass door.

In Queens Village, a construction site for a mosque was vandalized with spray painted references to 9/11 and terrorism.

In Laurelton, a man killed himself trying to cross from one side to the other on the Long Island Expressway.

Manhattan

In the Chinatown at the Grand St. Station, a mentally ill man jumped onto the track bed to collect bottles and smoke hid under the platform as the B train arrived and got trapped under. The FDNY showed up to rescue him and the derelict thanks them with throwing bottles at the front of the train and doing a terrible jig and walking away to roam the streets.

Also in Chinatown at the Canal St. Station, a woman got molested and groped by a man with 11 prior arrests on the Q train.

In Greenwich Village on the D train at the West 4th St. Station, a man provoked a fight with another man who he accused of staring at him then wrestled with each other on the moving train for 3 stops.

In Times Square, at the train station of the same name, a commuter was sneak attacked and brutally beaten by a sharp dressed man who assumed he looked at him funny. And witnesses just stood there and watched or gawked and kept walking while holding his phone instead of calling 911 like this chump.

 

Also in Times Square, a homeless man shouted racial slurs at a man after he kicked his friend in the leg then attacked him with a knife, slashing his face.

Again in Times Square at the 42nd Street Station, a man molested a woman by grabbing her privates on a staircase and ran off.

And again in Times Square at the same station, a man took his filthy hand and rubbed a woman’s leg while she slept on the train.

And again in Times Square, a man dressed like a comic super hero swiped $20 from the wallet of a teenage tourist who tried to give him $5.

In Union Square, a man selling loosies on the corner was stopped by cops who then patted him down and 60 little baggies of heroin fell out his ass.

Also in Union Square, a man sneaked up behind another man and tried to grab his backpack, then slashed him in the neck during the struggle.

Again in Union Square, a man shoved another man down a flight of stairs coming out of a bar, knocking over a woman causing her to fall with him.

In Gramercy Park, two men held up two other men with razors and stole a whopping 10 bucks.

In the West Village, a 92-year-old woman was murdered by her 47-year-old roommate who smothered a pillow over her face while she slept because of her snoring. City emergency services were called multiple times to the residence of suspicious behavior and the deteriorating state of the apartment.

In the East Village, a man who was stabbed by a woman on the street got himself arrested when he dropped baggies of crack.

In the Lower East Side, a man entering his apartment building was attacked from behind by two men who beat him down with a pipe and stole his cookies and beer.

Also in the Lower East Side, a 19-year-old girl was bound with duct tape by her parents to try to get her to see a psychiatrist.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a Harlem high school teacher was caught in possession of 7 pounds of the date rape drug GBH that he had delivered to his apartment so he can sell it.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen by the Lincoln Tunnel, a food delivery biker was caught trying to enter the tunnel because the idiot said the app told him to go in there.

In Midtown, a man pulled a knife on cops from inside his car.

Also in Midtown at the Grand Central Station, a man stuck his dirty hand up a women’s skirt on the 7 train and scurried off.

In Harlem, a man got busted with an illegal loaded handgun and a package of heroin after he impersonated a cop who told the app-based livery driver that he left his gun in the car.

Also in Harlem, a drunk woman crashed her car into a milk truck and smashed a tree.

In the Upper West Side, two teenage girls beat up a 91-year-old man after he picked up a cellphone that one of them dropped and accused the elderly man of stealing it.

Also in the Upper West Side at the 96th Street Station, smoking cables causing multiple explosions and a fire led to total havoc as panicking commuters were shoving and pushing each other during the evacuation.

In the Upper East Side, a man stabbed himself in the crotch with a kitchen knife on the sidewalk in broad daylight.

Also in the Upper East Side, a man who served time for rape whose mother kicked him out of her apartment is squatting in the hallway in a cardboard box.

On Wards Island at the Manhattan Pyschiatric Center, a janitor with 33 prior arrests and a 2 year prison sentence attacked a security guard by her car and tried to rape her.

In Kips Bay at the East River promenade, a woman attempted suicide by jumping in the river.

Also in Kips Bay, a man walked in the middle of traffic swinging a pipe and damaging cars.

Again in Kips Bay, a man held up a bank with a note and walked out with $300.

In Stuyvesant Town, an elderly woman committed suicide by jumping out her 10th floor window and an 18-year-old poisoned himself and died inside his apartment 5 hours apart from each other

In NoMad, a man was caught trying to break into a car with a metal rod.

In the Flatiron District at the 23rd Street Station, two men robbed a woman of her cellphone on the platform.

Also in the Flatiron District, a pro boxer was robbed of his bag containing $150 grand in cash and jewels by a group of women after he got into a tussle with some other men inside the niteclub.

In Grand Central in the station on the 5 train, a man whipped out his tiny jimmy and jerked off in front of a woman and dashed off the train when she noticed him.

In the newly created micro metropolis Hudson Yards.a stockbroker lied about his income to get an affordable apartment renting for $728 and got his ass kicked out. Didn’t get cuffed and charged though.

In Columbus Circle, a NYPD truck hauling metal barricades imploded and went on fire, leading all those militarized officers to draw their machine guns for once.

City corner garbage cans are being stolen across the city by men in a box truck in a can larceny spree.

Bronx

In Belmont, an apartment building went on fire killing two people and injuring 12. The building’s smoke detectors were not working and it is a few blocks away from the building torched on New Year’s Eve that killed 12.

Again in Belmont, a man was brutally beaten in front of his house causing him to die from a skull injury. The attacker is still on the loose.

In Tremont, an argument over a haircut between a barber and a customer escalated into a brawl inside the shop and onto to street as the customer whacked the barber with a brush then was joined by a woman who also attacked the barber and a man who hit him with a bat.

In Soundview, a NYPD cop and her boyfriend were caught smuggling heroin in her apartment.

In Baychester, a police cadet working as a part-time food delivery worker got approached and attacked by 5 men who robbed him $60 and the food he was delivering.

In Morrisania, a man sneaked up behind another man and shot him then ran off with three accomplices.

Also in Morrisania, a man broke into a auto car dealership through a vent, knocking over an air conditioner and a table, then stole some laptops, monitors, $2,000 and a BMW from the lot.

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In Morris Heights, an 18-year-old man was shot to death in front of an apartment building.

Also in Morris Heights, a woman stabbed her boyfriend to death in his bedroom.

In Mott Haven, a man approached a 14-year-old boy at St. Mary’s Park and punched then fondled him, and attempted to kiss him.

In University Heights, a driver sped off during a traffic stop, injuring a cop.

In Jerome Park, an off-duty traffic cop in her car idling in an intersection screamed at on-duty traffic cop who told her to move her vehicle. The driver then used her vehicle to intimidate her.

In Charlotte Gardens, a cop called to a domestic dispute involving a man threatening his step-sister with a machete drove to Crotona Park afterwards and threw the weapon he confiscated into a lake so he wouldn’t have to write a report in another instance of the Blue Wall Of Insouciance.

In Norwood, a woman was shot at three times inside an apartment after arguing with a man who fled the building.

In Mount Hope, a man shot another man in the leg on a street corner.

In Fordham, two men robbed a jewelry store of a watch worth 8 large.

In Highbridge, a man was killed by a hit-and-run driver when he stepped out of his car.

In Hart Island, human bones from the burial ground of the poor and forgotten are washing up on the shores of Orchard Beach and City Island resulting from land erosion.

Staten Island

In Midland Beach, a woman stabbed a 62-year-old man in his home with a knife because she wanted 20 bucks.

In Ocean Terrace, a 17-year-old boy raped a teenage girl on the high school campus grounds at noon.

In Stapleton, a man stabbed another man inside an apartment after an argument.

In Port Richmond, two men held up a man and knifepoint then beat him up and robbed him of $75.

Also in Port Richmond, a mob connected bookie violated the terms of his bail by visiting a pizzeria and a bakery.

In Tompkinsville, a man recently released from prison after serving time for stealing $17,000 from a car, broke into another car and robbed a backpack and a cellphone.

In St. George at the Mckee High School, a student was caught possessing a knife and 35 rounds of bullets.