I Peace New York. What?
Piece of what?
You can’t mean P-E-A-C-E
Cause I’ve seen people on the streets
Shoot the next man and turn around and say peace
In East New York, an 80-year-old manager of a bodega was shot 11 times and killed by a man who hours earlier got angry with a clerk who wouldn’t let the asshole haggle him for a discount of a can of beer for 50 cents.
In East Flatbush, a man that arranged a trick with a prostitute got shot and killed by her pimp after an argument in his home.
In Prospect Park, a woman jogging in a path got hit by an 18-year-old man driving a stolen car. The dumbshit later stole another car left idling by another woman and smashed it into a police vehicle that pulled it over. He ran away and then knocked a 61-year-old woman to the ground and jacked her car and ran over her while in reverse. The doofus revealed his psychotic episode plan on his social media accounts.
In Bushwick, a man ran up to a woman from behind and grabbed her tote bag trying to steal it, then dragged her on the sidewalk as she refused to let it go.
Also in Bushwick, a man held up a 17-year-old boy at gunpoint at 8:20 a.m. then pistol whipped him and tried to take his cellphone.
Again in Bushwick, a man shoplifted a bird worth 500 bucks from a pet store.
In Do or Die Bed-Stuy, a 17-year-old boy was shot dead in cold blood on the sidewalk at 3:30 a.m. by a suspected couple conspiring a ruse of the crime scene. The victim told his family he was shot at the night before.
Again in Bed-Stuy, a man hanging outside with his friends at 10 p.m. was shot multiple times in point blank range and died later at a hospital.
In Sunset Park, two burglars broke into a supermarket side door and robbed the registers of $600.
Again in Sunset Park at the Gowanus Canal, where the market rate rent is over $3,000 and nearby the bland utopia of technology and dubious innovation Industry City, a dead decomposed woman was found on the rocks by the rancid watery muck.
In Boerum Hill, a woman walking on the street on Thanksgiving was attacked from behind by a man who punched her and stole her cellphone.
Also in Boerum Hill, a livery driver got held up at gunpoint by his passenger and was robbed of $200
Also in East New York at the Broadway Junction Terminal, a man grabbed a woman’s ass on the escalator, then punched her in the face when she tried to confront him.
Again in East New York, a man got killed crossing the four lane Linden Blvd as traffic was moving.
In Coney Island, groups of high school students rumbled on the street, leading to 3 teenage males getting stabbed and slashed.
In Crown Heights, a man was shot in the head and killed in front of a bodega
In Cobble Hill, a man stepped into a nativity display at a church and knocked over the statue of Joseph, Jesus’s stepfather.
In Flatlands, a fight between neighbors over a parking space being moderated by arriving police officers escalated when one of the men was found to be possessing a gun. The suspect tried to flee in his car as he nearly hit 5 cops then crashed into a vehicle and tried to run away.
In Bensonhurst, on the D train at the 79th St. Station, two people having an argument on the train escalated when the man put his hand on the woman’s face and shoved her against the window.
Also in Bensonhurst, a man sleeping in his car was jacked by six men holding him up at gunpoint, kicking him out and robbing him of 80 bucks and his ride; Three men and a woman ganged up on another woman to unlock and steal her cellphone.
In Brighton Beach, two pieces of shit placed a skimmer in a bank ATM machine.
In Bay Ridge, a man robbed an apartment of $16,000 worth of jewelry after the building’s super changed the locks on the door.
But that’s leaving people in pieces
It’s not what the meaning of peace is
To me it means absence of all confusion
Not the oozing and bruising
That we’re oh so accustomed to
Your friend got beef? I’ll bust him too
In Kips Bay at the Aser Levy Recreation Center, an mentally ill homeless man attacked two park police officers with a 2X4 and flung his arms and elbows at them resisting arrest after they tried to ask him to leave the building. The man previously threatened workers there with a knife and challenged the cops to arrest him by claiming he will return there regardless of trespassing charges against him. The rec center has been sidelined with lax security guards and the parks dept. as a whole with budget cuts to the parks police dept from under-staffing and old and incompatible patrol cars. This is an incredible story of city indifference and bueraucratic neglect of services and it’s harmful ramifications.
In the Fashion District, a man tossed a bottle at a parked police car and smashed the windshield. The culprit destroyed three other patrol cars, the last time using a chair, in the last week before he finally got arrested. Something just ain’t right about this, no one can just go around and vandalize police or even regular cars on a daily basis.
The real kick is that this area is one of the most massively populated parts of the city, it would be impossible for this guy not to get noticed destroying government property like Paul Newman did in the opening of Cool Hand Luke. And what the fuck is up with these people? Meaning commuters, shoppers and tourists, how do they miss this guy in the act, surely those windows are tough to break and requires a certain amount of time to destroy. And weren’t these windows suppose to be more fortified after the horrific murder of a police officer in the Bronx? (or was it just for the command post vehicles?)
The main obvious thing is the slow reaction of the NYPD, who are quick to be deployed for mass protests against economic fascists, systematic abusers of authority and entrenched government corruption and of course after a terrorist attack or attempt, no matter where it took place or even if it’s a confirmed threat, took a procrastinating response to this violent mentally ill vandal.
What happened to “broken windows”? Well, now you got real ones, not hypothetical ones.
What’s the answer then? The cynical consensus might presume it’s too keep crime stats or the population at Rikers down. Or maybe that these certifiable lunatics roaming around are mascots in the theme park of New Fun City 2.0.
In East Harlem, a man having an argument with two men inside of a bodega, was killed instantly when a point-blank shot in the back of his head by another man who entered the store and then ran off.
Photo by David McGlinn (N.Y. Post)
In Downtown by City Hall where the Vision Zero traffic program was crafted, a speeding town car attempting to swerve around a standing SUV collided into it, forcing it to run over a passing cyclist from the impact. The town car kept going and ran over a woman crossing the street, smashed into a luxury car, jumped the curb and hit another car, leaving 6 people injured including the driver
Also in Downtown by F.B.I. headquarters at Federal Plaza, an agent had her car broken into overnight and was burglarized of a safe containing $7,800 and bullet-proof vests.
Again in Downtown at the Fulton Street Station a man slashed two men during a fight on the 4/5 train platform.
In Harlem, a woman being savagely beaten and raped by her boyfriend in her apartment broke the window and escaped through the fire escape, half-naked, bleeding and bruised.
Again in Harlem, a homeless man dozing on the subway awoke and lashed out at a woman with a pair of scissors, stabbing her hand after she was trying to ask him about his well-being.
On the Upper West Side in Central Park, two muggings by two groups of teenagers took place within hours of each other. The first by 75st and West Drive when 4 teenagers assaulted then knocked a man down and stole his belongings, and the second by 65th street as a man walking his dog got knocked down by two teenage males and a man who demanded his wallet.
In Kips Bay, a woman killed herself as she jumped off the roof of an apartment building onto a scaffold.
In Penn Plaza by the 34th St. 1 train station, a woman stabbed a 18-year-old man in front of his mom and the throngs of commuters and ran off.
In the Upper West Side, two men working for a co-op apartment building broke into the home of a woman who recently died stole stocks worth $2,000,000.
In the East Village, the sidewalk in front of a nail salon collapsed under the feet of a worker about to open the door. The building the salon is in consists of expensive condos.
Also in the East Village, a man sneaked into an apartment building and robbed a bunch of mailed packages in the lobby.
In Union Square at the Q train station of the same name, a man who was yelling at two men across the platform was attacked by them and repeatedly punched him, knocking him down to the edge as his head got hit by the arriving train. The thugs are still at large.
In Times Square, a man who arranged to sell his sneakers through social networking got held up at gunpoint by the buyer who didn’t have enough cash to buy them.
In NoMad, a doctor died in his luxury apartment from a heroin overdose.
In Midtown, a man named after the son of all alleged creation on Earth saw Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito and yelled at her, accusing her of being the devil then was tackled by her security detail. The soon to be ex-speaker reacted accordingly, resembling somewhat like Jack Black with a wig and a cabal of consultants:
Little kids think that peace is a word that you use to sound down
And I frown
Cause that’s what I was told at eight years old
And now I’m trying to break the mold
So stop the dominoes
Because I think it’s about time that everyone knows
On Rikers Island, a corrections officer trying to guide a prisoner back in his cell was attacked by him and two other convicts who knocked the C.O. to the floor as all of them repeatedly punched him in the face. Inmate arrests have rose 41% at the prison island ripe for deranged real estate speculation.
In Ozone Park at the Rockaway Blvd. train station, a man peeing on the wall was caught in the act by cops. As the cops tried to cuff him, the pisser resisted arrest shoving a cop to the platform and ran down the stairs. Turned out he was on parole yet unaware of the decriminalization of answering nature’s call in public.
In Jamaica, a worker at the 502 bar used his van as a weapon to chase a man who stabbed a patron at his bar with his own knife and ran him over, just like the lunatic who killed his own friend on Liberty Ave. a week ago.
Also in Jamaica, three men are suspected in three muggings, slashings and stabbings in three weeks
Again in Jamaica, a 16-year-old boy got run over crossing the street from a hit-and-run driver at 12:30 p.m. Then a reporter of the NY Daily News got arrested when he tried to access the intensive care unit under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to interview his family.
In Hollis, 2 men attempted to break into a home pretending to deliver a package and shot the resident with a BB gun during a struggle.
Also in Hollis, a man was shot and killed sitting in his car at 4:30 a.m.
In St. Albans, a man was stabbed profusely and died from his wounds on a street corner following an argument with his brother.
In Flushing, a man has been pick-pocketing wallets from eight women since late October. Using their debit cards to make personal purchases.
Also in Flushing on the Main St. Station, a man snatched a woman’s cellphone from her hand as she was about to board the train.
In Astoria, a woman was found dead floating in the east river by the park by the Triborough Bridge.
In Kew Gardens at the Union Turnpike Station, a woman and a man attacked a 66-year-old man who bumped into her, punching him on the train and punching him again on the stairwell when they got off at the same stop.
Also in Kew Gardens, two men robbed a 7-11 of 3 grand worth of cigarettes.
In Long Island City, a man broke into a hair salon and robbed it of $1,500 of electronic items at 5 in the morning.
In Sunnyside, a man burglarized a 99 cent store of 49,500 cents by finding enough room to enter under the rolldown gate.
Also in Sunnyside, a man driving an BMW crashed into a NYPD cruiser, injuring an officer, then ditched his car and ran off.
Again in Sunnyside, a man walked into a take-out restaurant and robbed a tip jar containing $30 off the counter
In Ridgewood, a man has burglarized four apartments in two months with ease because tenants are properly locking their windows, robbing over $10,000 worth of electronic items and jewelry.
In Jackson Heights, a woman was robbed of her wallet as she was tricked by a man impersonating a cop who asked for her I.D.
Also in Jackson Heights, a man was caught on video attempting to break into an ATM and inside the bank with a crowbar.
In Queens Village, a man sitting in his car with a passenger was killed as he was shot in the neck.
In Woodhaven, a man was wanted for stealing packages left behind by delivery services in various homes in the northeastern areas of the borough.
In Maspeth, a warehouse being used as a nite club was raided by the NYPD.
In Elmhurst, a man was found stabbed to death in his apartment.
Peace! But everybody’s in terror
We’re going back to the caveman era
Where people got killed, without the chance to build
Shame how the plane is filled
With so many so-called intellects
That can’t use a word in its proper context
In Fordham Heights, a 61-year-old man was stabbed to death inside his apartment.
In Mott Haven, a man got arrested trying to buy a chicken dinner from the restaurant he robbed in July.
Also in Mott Haven, a 69-year-old man waving a machete at officers conducting a search of the apartment, was shot dead by a cop after ordering him to drop his weapon.
In Mount Hope, an off-duty cop leaving a party was jumped, hit with a bottle and assaulted by four men at 3:40 a.m. and robbed of his gun which was recovered later stashed in a spot by Yankee Stadium.
In Highbridge, a woman was accosted by two teenagers who accused her of being a supporter of Figurehead Trump and proceeded to take her groceries and throw it at her and robbed her cellphone when she told them she was calling the cops.
Also in Highbridge, a man was stabbed multiple times on the street by a 16-year-old boy.
In Belmont, a man killed himself falling off the fire escape after he threatened to stab his girlfriend and was chased out of her apartment by two men.
In Unionport, two gangs got into a street hassle that escalated into a gun battle after one man laid a punch on another and other men drew their guns and shot at each other and fled.
Somebody screwed up the diction
You might die looking for the right definition
Cause “peace” nowadays means “gun,” or “gotta run”
30 years from now we’ll wonder how the younger generation got foul
Look at what we teach them today
Peace is not the word to play
In St. George, a college professor noticing a gang of kids playing with fire in a playground got attacked as they sucker-punched him then beaten him to the ground with kicks after he told them to stop it
The incorrect usage of the word “peace” has got to cease
Stop fronting (Stop fronting)
Stop fronting, like you know what I’m saying and on that note I leave you with this…
Incisive lyrics written by the Large Professor, Main Source