While acting absolutely giddy pimping for Big Pharma and issuing mandates, The Blaz is looking even more tired and disinterested with the continuing escalation of crime on his and your streets and also in the subway and schools. Except when he lies on national television about it. Like his recent interview with Mike Wallace’s son Chris on Fox News only a few days ago.

Truly the most unbelievable gaslighting ever done by a local, national or international politician (at least at this moment). The Blaz with wanton hubris actually conflated the five boroughs covid cases with crime trend fabrications wholly conjured in his mind and by his staff to declare NYC the “safest big city in America”.  This lunatic’s ego is so massive even his id and superego can’t share the same space in his head anymore and they are now fashioning his policies and surely his cosplay gubernatorial platform.

This kook has deliberately isolated himself from his constituents and reality for 8 years and is going to ride this crazy train of lies and damned statistics til New Years Eve. As the big apple descends into a modern day clockwork orange.

Here we go with a little bit more of the ultraviolence..

Manhattan

In Midtown, a 62-year-old man walked past by a gang on the sidewalk and one of them yelled at him for looking at his direction, then the offended man whacked him with a blunt object and his crew and another gang of men joined in the attack and beat him down to the pavement and stabbed and slashed him multiple times.

They seemed to enjoyed it.

Also in Midtown, three men and two women yelled a xenophobic slur at a man and then beat him up and down to the ground with sticks.

Again in Midtown, fans crowding by Rockefeller Center to get tickets to see a pop star who writes a lot of horrible songs perform on an irrelevant comedy skit show got trampled in a stampede as everyone was trying to get into a store where only one door was open and into other entrances to get access.

And again in Midtown, a shootout between two gangs went down right when four men stepped out of an event space building where a rap video was being produced as their rivals were waiting in a double parked car on the street. The fusillade left three men wounded and bleeding on the avenue. The cops found four guns used during the shootout and arrested three gangbangers.

And again in Midtown, a man got jumped by two men who grabbed him as he was walking on the sidewalk and pushed him up against a building and stabbed and slashed him while trying to rob him.

And again in Midtown, a man beat the living shit out of a homeless man who initially wanted to use his lighter and then suddenly demanded money from him and decided to grab his ass and hump his leg.

In Central Park, a man ambushed a woman while she was jogging on a path and then threw her on the ground and strangled and raped her. The fiend then hopped a train at the 59th St. Station and got off in Midtown where he tried to sell a cellphone to a cashier at a 7-11.

Cops took security cam footage from the store and was able to trace the deviant to a house in Ozone Park where he was hiding out where his mother lived. The man got arrested after futilely trying to flee from the cops by running through backyards and then to the Belt Parkway where he got trapped in a boggy creek. A judge sentenced him without bail at his arraignment. The skel was hiding out in this city after breaking an ankle monitor while under probation for a crime he committed in Florida.

Also in Central Park, a man wanted for pushing a man and his mother down the stairs at the Canal St. Station over what he perceived was an intentional shove which led to the woman falling into a coma and dying was found by the cops after a 4 month search.

In Times Square at the 42nd Street/Times Square Station, a man grabbed a woman’s handbag and then shoved her onto the train tracks in the early afternoon as the R train was arriving. The train fortunately stopped before entering the station and then the man tried to flee but got thwarted by Samaritans who grabbed him and held him for the cops to collar him. Prior to the shoving, the woman ran after the man on the platform because he sexually molested her a few days earlier and the perp’s attorney is actually using that to get his client off by claiming nearly getting her running over by a train was self-defense.

Also in Times Square, a man sleeping at the Port Authority station got awaken by cops and was found a loaded automatic rifle and two full clips of bullets, along with a knife and bag of pot. He’s lucky he won’t get charged for the pot, there was once a time when he would serve a longer sentence for possessing that than the arsenal he was carrying.

Again in Times Square at the 42nd St. Station, a woman slashed a man in the face to settle an argument on the NRQ platform.

In Harlem, a row of shuttered small business stores got destroyed by a fire. Residents suspect arson was the cause because of a developers grapples with the city to build a tower on the spaces.

Also in Harlem, a 91-year-old man answered a knock on his door then got mugged in the hallway by his apartment by two men as one of them held him up at gunpoint and stole his cellphone and $270. The war veteran shrugged it off citing his experience having guns in his face before, although he got his money back and an extra $730 donated by a charity organization.

Again in Harlem, a man ran up to another man hanging out on the sidewalk and stabbed him twice in the back in broad daylight.

And again in Harlem at the 125th St. Station, a man followed a woman into the elevator and punched her in the face multiple times and shoved her down and dragged her on the ground to steal 50 bucks from her.

Good day New York….

And again in Harlem, four men got shot at on a street corner during a drive by.

And again in Harlem, a man got busted trafficking and trying to sell over two dozen guns and ordinance to an undercover officer for nearly 20 large.

And again in Harlem, a two-alarm fire engulfed a five story apartment building in the middle of the night and killed two tenants and injured two children. Prior to the deadly blaze, the building was under shoddy condition and disrepair.

And again in Harlem, a 17-year-old boy killed himself during a drag race when he rear-ended another vehicle on the expressway.

In Chinatown, a group of homeless men set up a shanty tent village under the collonade of the Manhattan Bridge, giving visitors driving in from Brooklyn and Queens the immediate indication of a new depression happening during a gilded age. Fecklessly corrupt upper class and Windsor Terrace three story brownstone townhouse owner Stephen Banks resigned from his commissioner position of Department Of Homeless and Social Services one day after this existential travesty.

In the Lower East Side, a man killed a homeless man by setting him on fire in a stairwell of an apartment building at the Gompers Houses. The victim regularly took shelter and smoked crack on the staircase along with numerous other homeless people who prefer it to any of Bill de Blasio’s and Steven Banks dangerous shelters.

Also in the Lower East Side, open air heroin use by junkies on the rise at Roosevelt Park again after Gov. Hochul decriminalized possession of syringes even if there is residue smack on them and a draw down of enforcement by the NYPD even after two stabbing deaths in the public green space last month.

Again in the Lower East Side, a 1-year-old boy was found to have died from ingesting a cocktail of fentanyl, cocaine and heroin in a homeless shelter from a toxicology report released 5 months after his death.

And again in the Lower East Side, a man shot and killed his pregnant girlfriend in the neck inside their apartment during a domestic dispute at the Valdeck Houses and then he ran out the building and tried to hide out in New Jersey where the cops caught the gangbanger.

And again in the Lower East Side, a construction worker got killed on the job when he fell to the ground while painting under the Manhattan Bridge.

And again in the Lower East Side at the Bowery Station, a man got slashed in the face during an argument with another man on the J train and fell down bleeding by the staircase.

And again in the Lower East Side, two men ambushed an app-food delivery man in an apartment building and beat him down, slashed his face and robbed $200 off him.

In the East Village, homeless people assembled an encampment of tents on the sidewalk and inside of Tompkins Square Park. One of the displaced set up an impressive display of books for sale that were in mint condition, as if they were only sitting on a shelf inside an apartment not long ago.

Also in the East Village, a work of art got blighted by illicit art.

Again in the East Village, a man held up the L train for hours by lying on the tracks in the 14th Street tunnel between the 1st and 3rd avenues

In Midtown, Times Square, Greenwich Village and  Upper East Side, a man mugged 15 people and robbed two delis and a hookah store at knife point in less than a month, making off with little over $700. All while riding a moped.

Also in the Upper East Side, a gang of thieves broke into a high end designer store a few hours before dawn and robbed $80,000 worth of purses and clothing.

Again in the Upper East Side at the 96th St. Station, a vandal sprayed a fire extinguisher and covered the entire car of a Q train in foam dust.

And again in the Upper East Side at the 96 St. Station, two men beat down a commuter on the 6 train.

In the Upper West Side, a woman got shot in her eye inside her apartment when a man aimed his gun into the peephole after he knocked on her door.

Also in the Upper West Side, a 70-year-old woman and her nephew died in a fire started by a malfunctioned refrigerator in an apartment of a building controlled by NYCHA.  The man died while saving his mother from the blaze.

Again in the Upper West Side, three men walked into a glasses store and robbed cases of designer frames worth $23,000 after one of them threatened to shoot a clerk.

In Penn Station at the 34th St. Station, a homeless man stabbed another homeless man to death by sticking a knife in his neck as he was sleeping on a bench on the 2 train. Felonious crimes have gone up 35% from this time last year in the NYC transit system.

Also in Penn Station, a homeless man stabbed another homeless man following an argument over K-2 in the corridor of the LIRR Station and the victim bled out and died on the street.

In East Harlem, a man shot at two men and a woman who were standing at a bus stop.

Also in East Harlem, a woman was found dead with bite marks from her pets inside her apartment in a building at the Clinton Houses.

Again in East Harlem, a 15-year-old boy driving a SUV collided into a man on a motorcycle at an intersection and killed him, then he ditched the vehicle and ran away. But felt guilty and returned to the scene of the crime and surrendered himself to the authorities.

And again in East Harlem, a man grabbed a woman jogging on a footpath bridge to Randalls Island and sexually assaulted her but released her when a witness yelled at him. The deviant was released from prison a few days earlier after he served for time for raping a woman in Queens 16 years ago.

And again in East Harlem, a man chased another man on the grounds of the Wagner Houses and shot him to death near a playground.

Three days later a 16-year-old boy also got shot to death in front of an apartment building also on the grounds of the Wagner Houses from a drug deal gone bad. His killer also shot a 61-year-old man during a mugging 4 days earlier.

And again in East Harlem, a man got shot in the leg right in front of a charter school in broad daylight.

And again in East Harlem, a woman stalked an 84-year-old woman as she was walking home and then she pounced and tried to rob her purse when she got to the gate.

And again in East Harlem at the 103rd St. Station, a 17-year-old hooligan punched a conductor in the face when he was told to put out a joint on the 6 train. Must have been shwag he was smoking because good weed mellows you out.

And again in East Harlem, a man shot another man during a brawl inside a bodega.

In Columbus Circle, a man swung an ax at another man and hit him in the arm and then ran into the subway.

In Chelsea, a woman sitting in a restaurants street shanty got spooked by a rat that whizzed by her while she was eating dinner, which inspired an entire story by the NY Times of the rising rodent population resulting from the city’s open restaurants program.

Also in Chelsea, four men who dog piled and beat down a man who got into a tussle with one of them for sexually harassing a woman are still on the loose.

Again in Chelsea, a man heading to a trendy expensive restaurant got held up at gunpoint by three men who snatched his expensive watch and designer wallet containing 500 bucks.

In Herald Square at the 34th St. Station, a man sucker-punched a woman from behind and placed her in a headlock while dragging her on the platform and then he grabbed her crotch while he pinned her on the floor and ran away with her purse. The fiend hopped the train on his way to commit the criminal act.

In Tribeca at the Chambers St. Station, a man randomly pushed another man onto the train tracks.

Also in Tribeca, a 78-year-old woman got killed when she got hit by a car as she mistakenly stepped onto the street against the light.

Again in Tribeca, a trio of LLC owners of a restaurant that has not opened for business yet has been causing a nightly infernal racket of loud noise and drunk patrons by utilizing the commercial space as a pop-up nite club for four hours every night even though they don’t have a liquor license.

In Greenwich Village, a cop assaults a man while handcuffed and unconscious laying on the pavement in front of a gawking and snickering crowd of people.

Also in Greenwich Village, a man snatched a yarmulke off a man’s head and yelled anti-Semetic slurs at him.

Again in Greenwich Village at the West 4th St. Station, a man got slashed in the face by a man he was having an argument and a fight with on the platform.

And again in Greenwich Village, a man ambushed a woman as she was walking on the sidewalk and shoved her against a wall and choked her, then the woman bit his hand after he took down her pants and foiled his attempt to rape her and ran away.

In the newly real estate monickered Hudson Square, a woman smacked another woman in the head while she was taking luggage out of a car while calling her a xenophobic slur.

In Hudson Yards, a man stole $3,500 worth of camera gear from a man setting up his station at an anime convention at the Jacob Javits Center. No word if both thief and victim caught Omicron, but if they were vaccinated and boosted their chances of infection was 100%.

Also in Hudson Yards, a dead man was found floating in the Hudson River.

In Washington Heights, a fight in front of nightclub between two women and another woman and a man escalated into the former couple getting slashed.

Also in Washington Heights, a man got shot to death from a blast to the chest on a street corner.

Again in Washington Heights, a man shot at another man at a park and then cops arrived and found the gunman and shot him when he refused to relinquish his weapon and raised it towards them.

In Morningside Heights at the 116th St. Station, a man weaponized a citibike to shove it at a woman’s back because she was Asian.

In the Financial District, de Blasio’s Department of Homeless Services set five recently convicted pedophiles to shelter in a hotel near two schools.

Also in the Financial District, a man threatened to murder three women at three train stations just to rob their metrocards. He only has about a year to use them until the MTA expires them for OMNY pay.

In Kips Bay, a 60-year-old man robbed a delivery truck and took it for a joyride until he crashed it into a parked car in East Harlem, where cops nabbed him running away with a package after he abandoned the vehicle.

On the Triboro Bridge,  a man smashed into a state trooper’s patrol car with a stolen car when his 17-year-old accomplice told him to ram into it and other vehicles in their way to avoid a traffic stop, compelling the trooper to shoot at them as they fled to Manhattan. Other state trooper patrol cars chased the diabolical duo into Harlem where they cornered the wrecked vehicle and arrested both of them. The driver was involved in a car theft only 3 weeks earlier but was sprung by the state’s generously lenient bail reform laws.

Bronx

In Marble Hill, a man shot at another man on the street in broad daylight and a stray bullet hit a woman on the leg as she was pushing her child in her stroller as the targeted man ran by her. The woman and recent victim of wanton gun violence no longer wants to live in New York City anymore because of the meteoric rise in crime that the Mayor, elitist shitlib snobs and urbanish people on social media still refuse to acknowledge.

In Mott Haven, a fire broke out from a clogged trash chute that came from a broken down and city neglected trash compactor that was ripped out of a wall inside a Mitchel Houses apartment building. The smoke that came from the trash chute killed a 6-year-old boy and left his father unconscious in the hallway and hospitalized in critical condition as he tried to save him and himself. A resident of the  building in grief over his dog dying in the blaze and victimized by a thief who sneaked into his apartment and robbed over $14,000 of his property noted that the trash compactor of the building had been out of service for weeks and numerous complaints and tickets written to NYCHA to get it repaired went unanswered.

A Department of Investigation report revealed that trash chute complaints have doubled in public housing buildings in the past year, and all NYCHA management did to alleviate the problem was to tell tenants to bring their garbage outside and leave it at the curb.

Also in Mott Haven, after failing to rob a 16-year-old boy at gunpoint at the 143rd St Station, a man on a scooter got some accomplices to aid him in two other gunpoint robberies at other train stations and succeeded in ripping off a cellphone, ear pods and a wallet from a couple, then he and another man stuck up a 15-year-old boy and robbed his cellphone and laptop. The thugs then tried to hold up a man at the 219th St. Station but their mark managed to flee unscathed.

Again in Mott Haven, two men walked towards each other on the sidewalk two hours before high noon and drew their guns and shot at each other.

In Belmont, two cops approached a man loitering on a stoop who was reported to be armed and discovered a gun on him. Then the man shot at the cops and fought with one of them as the other cop fired back with two bullets lodged in her arm and shot the man and also her partner during the tussle.

In Crotona Park, a young man jumped a 13-year-old girl from behind and dropped her to the ground, ripped off her pants and raped her, then he stole her cellphone.

In Crotona, a man shot at another car with a ghost gun during a drive-by in front of a public school as kids were exiting at the end of classes.

In Williamsbridge, three men shot a man to death n cold blood as he was riding a scooter that the city provided the borough with for a trial run to discourage driving cars. A young man riding on the saddle with him got shot also and so did a 69-year-old woman from a stray bullet during the fusillade.

Also in Williamsbridge, a 15-year-old boy and an 18-year-old man got shot during a gang-related drive-by attack and so did a man and a 60-year-old woman who got hit by stray bullets for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. And look, more ride share scooters are at a crime scene!

Again in Williamsbridge, a 13-year-old boy walking to school in the morning got shot in the neck by a man who was in waving it around sitting on porch while talking to himself and while he was currently on parole on a weapons possession charge after being released on bail for gun possession.

And again in Williamsbridge, four men got shot and wounded during a drive by when a gunman sprayed bullets indiscriminately from an SUV. A young man who got shot in the head in the gang-related attack died from his wounds 2 weeks later.

In Allerton, a man died from his injuries sustained when he fell off his $2,500 e-scooter that was capable of going 40 mph.

Also in Allerton, a man shot another man to death on the street and got away in an SUV with his accomplices.

In West Farms, a man shot a worker in the leg at a car wash after he was told not to use the vacuum machine by himself.

Also in West Farms, a man got shot to death in the hallway in front of his apartment from 3 point blank shots to the chest.

Again in West Farms, a man held up a barber shop at gunpoint and fired a warning shot and robbed it of $10,000

In Melrose, a man shot another man to death in broad daylight after the victim pulled a knife out and tried to stab another man during a fight on a street corner.

Also in Melrose, a man sneaked into an apartment and raped a 12-year-old girl in her bedroom at knifepoint. The deviant did the same thing to another 12-year-old girl at another house back in May.

Again in Melrose at the Jackson Avenue, a man walked up to two women conversing with each other and made a pass at them, then the women got into a tussle with him when he kept persisting and then he took out a knife and stabbed one of them in the back.

In Fordham Heights, a 17-year-old boy shot a man in the head on the street who was heading home doing a delivery errand for his mother’s friend, mistaking him for a gang rival. The victim died a few days later from his wound. The young gangbanger also stuck a gun in his mother’s face a few years earlier and got indicted and pleaded guilty for an armed robbery he was involved in last year but was only given 5 years probation and let loose on the streets again by a judge. Guess having a man die was the only way for justice to work for hardened criminals. Another man involved in the gang-related attack of this hard working citizen got arrested while possessing bags of hundreds of vials of crack.

Also in Fordham Heights, tenants at an apartment building had maggots dripping from the ceilings and crawling in the walls that emanated from an apartment of two decomposed dead bodies of a man and woman where a murder/suicide occurred a week earlier. (This crime scene was actually a subject of a lyric of classic Rolling Stones song from 1978 about the height of the bad old days in New York City.) When exterminators came after detectives investigated the crime scene for weeks which exacerbated the infestation , they used roach spray to kill them and it had no effect on the maggots.

The troubled woman got shot to death by her abusive crack addict boyfriend who also happened to be a pimp according to a neighbor. Prior to their horrific deaths, the man strangled her during a domestic dispute and then would sneak into her apartment through the window by the fire escape even after she had her locks changed to keep him out. She also lost custody of her two kids because of his addiction and sordid state of the household.

In Fordham Manor, a man determinedly went up to a cop on a street corner and bashed him on the head from behind with a loaded backpack that contained a dvd player, a small safe and a collection of porno films on dvd. Since this psycho committed this irrational attack in front of other cops he immediately got arrested despite putting up a violent struggle.  But despite randomly assaulting a cop and resisting arrest (and previously serving time for attempted murder of a cop he stabbed multiple times over a decade ago), he was released without bail after his arraignment.

In Foxhurst, a man shot another man in the chest at a gas station and the victim collapsed and died on a street corner.

Also in Foxhurst, a man got shot in the leg on the street from a drive-by.

Again in Foxhurst, a 63-year-old homeless man and recidivist petty criminal robbed a case of beer from a bodega. Then after he got arrested and released for that crime, he robbed a backpack off a woman at knifepoint at the Canal St. Station in Chinatown. Then after being released for that crime without bail and bragging about it, he stole a cellphone off a commuter at the 145 St./Lenox Ave. Station in Harlem and jumped on the tracks and ran into the tunnel but got caught by the cops who were waiting for him at the next station. Despite this third strike in three days, a judge decided to release the man without bail again and ordered him to go to Bellevue for a psych evaluation for 3 days. 3 is still the magic number especially for this guy.

In Fordham, a 17-year-old boy got shot in the knee in a drive-by right as he was leaving his high school after the final bell rang. Faculty demanded to know where Mayor-elect Eric Adams was as they have been trying to meet with him because outgoing derelict Mayor de Blasio only cares if students are vaccinated.  Eric Adams was probably primping himself to go club-hopping later that night.

In Mount Eden, three men cornered two other men at gunpoint and snatch a gold chain off one of them, then they shot them both as they tried to flee, killing one of them and wounding the other.

In Mount Hope, a man got shot in the ass following a dispute with his assailant on the street.

In Olinville, a gang of four boys stepped up to a fruit stand and then one of them took out a bb gun and shot a worker in the face as another bastard filmed it for social media. Then the hooligans went up to the 219th St. Station and did and filmed the same stunt again when they shot a conductor in the face right when he pulled down his window on the 2 train.

Also in Olinville, a man hunted down another man on a street and shot him in the stomach in broad daylight.

In Morrrisania, a two-year-old boy wiggled through a space on his bedroom window that had an air conditioner and fell 9 floors to a work site and survived.

In Norwood, a 15-year-old boy got shot in the groin during a drive-by at 2 in the morning, four hours after the nightly scheduled P.S.A. “do you know where you’re children are?”

In Concourse Village, a teacher sexually molested a 16-year-old girl and sent vulgar pics of his private parts to two other students in his class while coming on to them on a regular basis.

In Claremont, an argument between two men on the street escalated when another man intervened and took out a gun and shot one of them, compelling his target to also pull out his gun and engage in a shootout which put a child in danger of catching a stray bullet who was standing with one of the men involved in the chaos.

Also in Claremont, a man shot another man in the ass on a street corner and he split on an ebike.

Again in Claremont, a 60-year-old man got shot in the torso on a street corner.

And again in Claremont, a man showed off his choad to a 15-year-old girl and felt her up on a city bus.

In Tremont, three men and a woman ganged up on a man in a wheelchair and punched him multiple times and then pulled him off his wheelchair and dragged him on the pavement as he was trying to battle them off. They kept beating him down while a man on a citibike stole his backpack.

An insouciant security guard slunk by the fracas and went inside the store where the mugging took place.

In Pelham Bay, a man shot three men inside a restaurant during a brawl.

In White Plains, cops caught a murder suspect fugitive on the street who was released from Rikers Island by a clerical error a month earlier.

In Baychester, a man got shot to death from a blast to the neck by the highway.

In Morris Heights, a man shot another man in the hand on a street corner.

In Soundview, a man shot another man to death on the sidewalk in cold blood, then he robbed him and another man on a motor scooter rode up and the killer hopped on the back and fled with his accomplice.

In Country Club (there’s a town called Country Club in the Bronx???), two men held up a couple in their house and robbed their cellphones during a home invasion robbery while impersonating cops with NYPD hoodies.

In Westchester Square, a 16-year-old boy got shot on the hand in front of a high school.

In Riverdale, DEA agents ambushed two drug traffickers heroin who left their apartment building and the duo fled the scene in their SUV. The feds pursued and caught them and then searched their home and found $4,000,000 worth of heroin in their closet along with three guns and ordinance.

At Yankee Stadium, a man got his finger grazed by a stray bullet while he was watching a soccer game.

At the Bronx Zoo, a woman climbed over a partition of a lion’s den and annoyingly seduced a lion she danced in front of two years ago. The lion gave zero fucks.

Queens

In Ozone Park, a woman found her car wrecked from an SUV that was speeding down the avenue while the driver was racing with another vehicle on the avenue, who then abandoned the car and fled in another car who picked him up. Then two tow truck drivers arrived before the cops came and got into a heated argument of who was going to haul her damaged vehicle. The dispute escalated and ended when one of them pulled out a gun and fired a few rounds at his rival but missed and shot the woman in the leg instead.

Also in Ozone Park, a man working at a car wash shot two co-workers, killing one of them who died of his wounds weeks later, presumable over money the victim owed his assailant. The man got caught hiding out in Florida.

Again in Ozone Park, an off-duty cop got pinched trying to sell steroids.

In South Ozone Park, a man lost control of his SUV and crashed into a telephone pole while speeding down the boulevard and tore his car in two and flew threw the windshield and somehow survived.

In Middle Village, a gang of fauxgressive demagogues dressed up all in black and rampaged through town tearing American flags from houses and spray painting and breaking windows on parked cars-culminating with vandalizing a handicapped retired fireman’s by smashing it’s windshield and spraying “fuck you” on the back because of a sticker supporting the cops. The “autonomous anti-fascist march” was  under the rubric of Kyle Rittenhouse being found innocent for defending himself against three men, two of them he killed when they tried to grab his automatic rifle, but it was precisely directed at Councilman Holden’s response tweet to current mayor de Blasio’s virtue signal ignorant tweet decrying the judge’s decision.

Five upper class White men from gentrified areas of Brooklyn were arrested for their roles in destroying property, notably one that looks like C.C. Deville’s bastard child.

In Jamaica, a man got stabbed to death when a gang of men pulled him from his car as he tried to flee from them.

Also in Jamaica, a 69-year-old man got killed while trying to get into his car by a SUV driver making an illegal u-turn.

Again in Jamaica, a man got into a little bump and grind with a woman and a 14-year-old girl without their consent on two city buses.

And again in Jamaica, a man chucked a ball and stabbed another man in the stomach after he lost a game of pool to him at a bar.

And again in Jamaica, a man walking on the sidewalk holding a yard long metal pipe got in the face of a 65-year-old man commuting to work and then bashed him over the head when he wouldn’t give him his wallet but found a cellphone on him and stole it.

In South Jamaica, a man shot another man on the wrist during a fight in the middle of the block.

Also in South Jamaica, a man killed himself when he crashed into a electric pole then a light pole after losing control of his car while speeding on the streets.

In Auburndale, a 19-year-old man shot two people following a brawl outside of a restaurant that the community has been making noise complaints about for months.

In Flushing, a man raped and beat the shit out of his girlfriend in his apartment after she dialed 911. Then she died from her injuries in the vestibule.

Also in Flushing, an off duty cop shot at three men during a brawl at a karaoke bar after he punched two men who confronted him about giving a waitress a shitty tip.

Again in Flushing,  nine post office relay mailboxes were broken into and all mail and packages were stolen.

And again in Flushing, a man shot another man in the gut on the street and then he ran into a cemetery to flee from the crime scene.

And again in Flushing, a woman brandishing two knives to fight two other men who were loitering in front of a house that was being used as a massage parlor and a brothel, killed her friend by accident when she stabbed him as he tried to restrain her as the other men were about to them with a shovel.

In Flushing Meadows Corona Park, muggings have gone up in the past year while NYC Parks police has been cut at the second biggest park in NYC in order to redeploy those officers to a 3 block park in Jamaica because new luxury public housing development just got finished in the area.

In Pomonok, a man shot his mother’s abusive boyfriend to death inside their apartment and is being charged with murder.

In Long Island City at the 36th St. Station, a man placed his celly up a woman’s skirt and took footage of her lady parts on the E train.

Also in Long Island City, a man on his first day on the job as a principal at a high school found a veritable cache of knives and guns inside a safe while he was putting some cash inside of it. Confiscated weapons are normally under the purview of the school safety agents who then turn them in to the NYPD. Which means administrative faculty at the school was covering shit up so they and their school doesn’t look bad.

Again in Long Island City, a man ran over a cop with his luxury car during a traffic stop at an intersection and got away.

And again in Long Island City at the Queensboro Plaza Station, a man snatched a phone out of a commuter’s hand on the 7 train and then he dropped it when he decided to slap his face, allowing him to retrieve his property.

In Sunnyside, a man got killed by a box truck driver with a suspended license who swerved into him as he was riding on the avenue. The victim started commuting by bike to avoid catching COVID on the NYC Transit System.

In Jackson Heights at the 74 Ave./Roosevelt Ave. Station, a man broke up a brawl between two men on the E train by walking up to them while holding a gun like Clint Eastwood and then got off at the stop.

Also in Jackson Heights at the 74 Ave./Roosevelt Ave. Station, a man pursued a 68-year-old man walking in the corridor and shoved him down to the concrete and swiped money from his pocket in front of commuters.

Again in Jackson Heights at the 74 Ave./ Roosevelt Ave. Station, a man suckerpunched a 66-year-old man on the mezzanine.

And again in Jackson Heights, a woman got randomly attacked in front of her apartment building by a man who bashed her in the face with a rock.

In Astoria, a man robbed $3,000 from a bank by giving the teller a note.

Also in Astoria, a man pulled out a gun fired three bullets to the sky on the street then dropped the weapon in a car as it drove away and then he walked away with two other men standing by on the street.

Again in Astoria, a man not ashamed to be a Jets fan right now robbed $337 from a bank by giving the teller a note.

And again in Astoria, a man on a bike rode up behind a woman while she was walking her daughter in her stroller at a park and he grabbed her privates and boobs.

And again in Astoria and in six other Queens towns in the northwest and middle enclaves, two men robbed 7 banks using only a threatening note and made off with over $17,000.

And again in Astoria, a man sneaked into an office at a chain pharmacy store, and stole a key and used it to open a safe and robbed over a grand that was inside of it, and then he walked out unbothered.

And again in Astoria, a woman smacked a cop in the head with her shoe as he was trying to break up a fight in a fried chicken and burgers restaurant.

In Rego Park, a man held up a bodega at gunpoint and robbed $1,500 from the register in the middle of the afternoon.

In Ridgewood, a man and a woman sneaked into an apartment building and stole every package delivery that was left in the parcel room.

Also in Ridgewood, a man shot a stun gun at a fence where a group of children were leaning against, giving them a chain shock. Who he was and why he did it and where he went, who knows? PIX News doesn’t either.

Again in Ridgewood, a man killed himself when he crashed his motorcycle while popping a wheelie on the avenue.

And again in Ridgewood at the Myrtle Ave./Wyckoff Ave. Station, a man charged at a 64-year-old woman and grabbed her handbag on the M train and then punched her in the head to force her to let it go.

In Corona, two men stalked and then attacked a man walking on the sidewalk and rifled through his pockets and stole his cellphone and wallet.

In East Elmhurst, a gun buyback program arranged by the NYPD, D.A. Melinda Katz and Senator Jessica Ramos resulted in getting about 30 guns off the street. Who needs them when untraceable ghost guns can do the job.

In Elmhurst, a gang of three men attacked a 14-year-old boy on the street and stabbed him in the face during the beatdown.

In Hollis, a man who had his car stolen embellished his emergency call to the cops by claiming he had a 7-year-old son with Down’s Syndrome who was in the vehicle as the thief drove away with it. The ruse actually worked and he got his car back.

Also in Hollis, a 71-year-old man was beaten to death in his office inside his house.

In Forest Hills, a 14-year-old boy slashed two other boys on their hands with a knife while fighting nearby a high school.

On the Jackie Robinson Expressway around Forest Park, a man shot at another car through the sun roof in the car he was in while pursuing them.

In Fresh Meadows, a man made verbal threats to bagel store workers because he didn’t like their flags.

In Howard Beach, four cops got injured after the driver flipped their patrol car over when he hit the median making a turn.

On Rikers Island, after an inmate threw soup at a C.O. who wound up being sent to a physician and leaving his post, anpther inmate set a fire to a mattress and blankets in his cell that spread on the entire floor of an infirmary building that caused injuries to three other inmates from smoke inhalation.

Also on Rikers Island, inmates are filing a class action lawsuit against the city for being placed in a hazardous environment while spending days being processed in the intake center watching other inmates piss on the floor that they wound up sleeping on and enduring a caste criminal system dominated by other inmates who controlled what little amenities they had. The complainants cite Bill de Blasio’s over zealous rush to close down the prisons for borough tower jails that won’t be finished in 7 years for exacerbating the inhumane conditions

Again on Rikers Island, an inmate grabbed an overworked C.O. behind his cell and bashed his head on the bars multiple times.

And again on Rikers Island, a man escaped his jail cell and tried to rob a prison worker’s car in an escape attempt.

And again on Rikers Island, a gang of three young inmates set a mattress and trash on fire in their cell by weaponizing broken ipads given to them by the city to protest the inhumane conditions that are still being ignored by The Blaz and his patsy shitlib D.O.C. Commissioner.

On the Kosciuszko Bridge, a rap crew stopped their cars and held up traffic while they were filming themselves rapping and reveling for their social media accounts as one of them got in his car and did donuts on the roadbed.

Brooklyn

In Crown Heights, a man landed a helicopter in a vacant lot owned by a real estate developer to drop off a man and a woman and then he picked up another couple (or maybe the same people) and took off and then the chopper got pursued by the NYPD while heading for New Jersey. The pilot told the cops he landed there without FAA clearance because he was told he was allowed to by the client and claimed that any issues that would arise from flying a chopper illegally over a residential area would be worked out with the city run by the shittiest mayor of all time. He also basically told Alice Grainer and other reporters he doesn’t have to tell them shit and told the NYPD they have no business who his passengers were or who hired him. And then he was allowed to walk after that.

In Downtown Brooklyn at the Lafayette Ave. Station, three men surrounded a man on the C train and one of them held him up at gunpoint and pistol whipped him when he wouldn’t comply to their demands and ran away when the train stopped at the next station. The three goons transferred to the G train and tried to mug another man but failed in that attempt to and their mark escaped their clutches. Then they took a train to the city and had more success mugging people when they ganged up and beat down   a man in Chelsea and robbed his backpack and stuck up another man blocks away in the West Village.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn at the Hoyt St./Schemehorn St. Station, a deviant grabbed a 10-year-old girl’s butt while she was walking with her mother on the platform.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn, a perv grabbed a woman’s ass while she was shopping at a department store.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, a mentally ill man knocking over merchandise and harassing customers at a department store brawled with a cop and wrestled and strangled him on the floor who was trying to calm him down.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn, a man broke into a small business and robbed four grand from it.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Borough Hall Station, a man easily snatched a cellphone out of a woman’s hand as she was using it while exiting the 4 train.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn a man speared a heel wrestler and beat him down as he came down the walkway after a predetermined match. Then the wrestler talked shit at him as security was detaining him.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, a student got caught with a ghost gun, a full clip of bullets and 30 G’s in his back pack in his high school when a faculty member saw the gat sticking out.

In Bed-Stuy, a rumble between two gangs of men on the street got disrupted by a man who shot one of them in the back from point blank range and then the gunman fled with two others involved in the tussle.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a fire in an apartment building at the Sumner Houses injured two tenants in their 80’s and caused structural damage to 25 apartments.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a homeless man attacked a man and a woman who walked too close as they passed by his encampment and then stabbed the woman to death and wounded her boyfriend who tried to stop him. Even though there is a homeless shelter nearby, other homeless people have built their own shelters on the sidewalk rather than stay in the places the city has provided for them because they are notoriously unsafe environments.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a 60-year-old man was shot to death at his SRO residence following a fight with his SRO neighbor.

In East New York, a man shot another man to death on the street to settle an argument. The victim was found with an unregistered gun on him.

Also in East New York, a man got caught by cops trying to break into a livery car by prying open a quarter window in broad daylight. The skell was found to be responsible for stealing property and cash from 6 other livery cars using the same method.

Again in East New York, a man got pulled over by two cops while he was driving a car he stole and then he weaponized the vehicle to run them over and managed to run over a cops foot, compelling him to shoot at the car as the thief sped away. The cops pursued and arrested him after he abandoned the car and tried to run for it.

In Brownsville, a man got shot in the thigh on the boulevard.

Also in Brownsville, a man sexually assaulted a woman on the sidewalk and robbed her cellphone and 140 bucks and then attacked a couple sitting in a parked car and robbed the man’s wallet and raped his girlfriend a month later while on probation for a robbery he committed in the summertime.

Again in Brownsville, a four-month-old boy died of malnutrition while staying with foster parents at an apartment at the Van Dyke Houses.

And again in Brownsville, a man got killed by a hit-and-run driver while he was walking across the street as he was heading for work at the crack of dawn.

In Bushwick, a man got shot in the gut on a street corner right before sunrise.

Also in Bushwick, a man lurked around a parked car that was idling and then stepped inside and stole it as a woman was napping in the front seat. Then he stopped it and kissed and sexually molested her and fled when she woke up and screamed.

In Sheepshead Bay, a man got tricked by a man and a woman in masks while giving them treats on Halloween when he got shoved by the man who tried to bust into his house and then another masked creep ran up and repeatedly punched the homeowner who fought both of them off and then they ran away leaving their bag behind containing home invasion accessories.

Also in Sheepshead Bay, a man died from a head injury from when he got into a fight with another man on the street a month earlier.

In Coney Island, a woman was robbed of 4 grand by someone she hired to clean her house.

In Brighton Beach, a man broke into a van and robbed $4,000 worth of pills.

In Bensonhurst, three men engaging in a conversation by a Chinese restaurant got interrupted by a man who passed by them mocking the way they spoke to each other. Then the bigot punched one of them in the face after his victim took offense and confrontned him. The the bigot pulled out a knife and a can of mace and sprayed them and ran.

Also in Bensonhurst, an off-duty cop and his wife beat the shit out of each other during a domestic dispute about cleaning the house.

Again in Bensonhurst, a man ambushed a food delivery guy and stole a pizza pie from him.

And again in Bensonhurst, a man robbed a box of donuts after he assaulted a worker in a bakery.

And again in Bensonhurst, a gang of three men beat down and tased a man and robbed his bike.

In Williamsburg, a woman got hit by a box truck while riding a rideshare motorcycle when she and the driver were both making the same turn.

Also in Williamsburg, a young man high on meth driving a Camaro ran down and killed another man while he was jaywalking.

Again in Williamsburg, a four alarm fire engulfed two row houses, causing injuries to six smokeeaters and added more people to the homeless population. One of the tenants who got displaced is a legendary trans comedian.

In East Williamsburg, a man crashed into an app-hail car while high on PCP and going the wrong way on a one way street in his SUV, which he abandoned after he left the driver and a passenger injured and another passenger paralyzed.

Also in East Williamsburg, two men broke into an apartment while the tenant was still home and they punched his face and bashed him with a tire iron and robbed his two laptops, two video game consoles and his cellphone.

In Fort Greene, cops pulled over an off-duty fireman for his car’s tinted windows and then the smokeeater hit the gas and sped off when they spotted a gun and then abandoned his vehicle while in motion, causing it to collide into another car. But got caught and cuffed after making a run for it.

Also in Fort Greene, two men with baseball bats walked into a smoke shop and robbed 4 large from the register.

Again in Fort Greene, a man clobbered his girlfriend on the arm with a scooter on the street.

And again in Fort Greene, a woman who works for the United Nations had her laptop and a handbag stolen from her car that she left parked on the street for less than a half hour.

And again in Fort Greene, a woman stupidly left her key in the ignition of her fancy car and a thief stole it and drove it south to Marine Park.

And again in Fort Greene, a man shoplifted a bag of cheez-its from a grocery store and stuck a knife at a worker who tried to stop him

And again in Fort Greene, a man ambushed a woman from behind while she was walking on the sidewalk and beat her down and choked her.

In Clinton Hill, a woman left her cellphone wallet in her shopping cart in a grocery store and it got snatched while she wasn’t looking.

Also in Clinton Hill, a woman had her car stolen without a trace from the thief or thieves.

Again in Clinton Hill, a man smacked his girlfriend on the hand with a metal rod.

And again in Clinton Hill, a man robbed a rideshare e-bike from a customer who foolishly left it unattended in a courtyard.

And again in Clinton Hill, a teenage girl walking with two boys smacked a three-year-old boy in the head when they passed him on the sidewalk, then three other teenage girls grabbed a young woman’s coat and dragged her backwards pulling it and repeatedly slapped a 9-year-old on a nearby block two days later.

In East Flatbush, a man got shot in the leg on the street in the dead of night.

Also in East Flatbush,two men held up a deli at gunpoint, then one of them shot the 18-year-old clerk in the head and the bullet is still lodged inside.

In Flatbush at the Fort Hamilton Parkway Station, a man tagged a bunch of posters with swastikas.

In Sunset Park, a man got shot in the knee during a fight with his assailant.

Also in Sunset Park, a man walked up to another man on the sidewalk and kindly gestured to him and then he bashed him in the face with a blunt metal object and proceeded to stab him multiple times all over his body.

In Ocean Hill, a man got shot in the leg while sitting in his car during a drive-by.

Also in Ocean Hill, a 14-year-old girl punched a woman in the face for not wearing a face mask.

In Gravesend, a woman lost control of her SUV and mounted the sidewalk and plowed a 14-year-old boy who got pinned under her vehicle. A Samaritan/actor witnessed the accident and rushed over along with his crew of a TV show he starred in and lifted the car up to free him.

Also in Gravesend, a woman got killed when she stepped out of her car to take a piss on the parkway and got hit by another car that drove by and kept going.

Again in Gravesend, a man got shot to death on the grounds by a NYCHA building.

In Canarsie, a one-month old baby and a 6-year-old child suffered injuries and two families are now homeless after a fire engulfed their entire house.

Also in Canarsie, a cop had his leg broken after he got hit by a SUV when the driver hit the gas during a traffic stop. Two young men abandoned the vehicle after the hit-and-run.

Again in Canarsie, a man started a fire in his apartment at a two family house on Thanksgiving, causing injuries and homelessness to other tenants downstairs from him. The man was described as a pain in the ass tenant who the cops wouldn’t remove after repeated calls about his disruptive and destructive behavior.

In Cypress Hills, a fire took out the entire third floor of an apartment building, leaving seven families homeless.

Also in Cypress Hills, an explosion from a gas leak that was left ignored for 12 hours by the landlord set off a three-alarm fire and caused structural damage to four row house buildings, causing 58 residents to be displaced.

A report by CBS News did not divulge the name of the landlord nor the superintendent responsible for the buildings. Why did they even bother sending a reporter there if they weren’t going to investigate? (at least LNN tried, their video showed how the explosion damaged and adjoining building around the corner and commercial businesses on the next block)

In Bay Ridge, a teacher kissed one of his junior high school students on his lips and got caught by the principal.

Also in Bay Ridge, a man brutally stabbed his roommate inside their apartment and the victim bled to death while naked in the vestibule by the front door.

In Bath Beach, a 65-year-old man got pulled over by a cop for speeding on the parkway and then hit the gas and collided into her vehicle and got into in a high speed chase with her until he crashed into another patrol vehicle that was waiting to intercept him. Then the man came out of his car holding an air pistol and raised it towards the cops, who all shot him down in fusillade of bullets, killing him instantly.

Also in Bath Beach, a couple of men looted cough medicine, humidifiers and pillows from a mall. Must be starting a speakeasy nursing home for omicron patients.

Again in Bath Beach, a man beat up another man in front of a pizzeria and rode away with his cellphone.

In Brooklyn Heights at the Clark St. Station, a man savagely attacked a commuter on the 2 train by biting him and punching him and then he stole his ear pods.

Also in Brooklyn Heights, a gang of men beat down a man and robbed his wallet and keys at an upscale riverfront park.

In DUMBO, a man held up a restaurant with a screwdriver and almost got away with $600 but the cops were right there because it’s a wealthy enclave.

Staten Island

In Mariners Harbor, two men got into a shootout on the street in broad daylight.

In Port Richmond, a woman took advantage of an inebriated man by stealing his expensive watch while he was having trouble walking on the stairs of an apartment building.

In New Brighton, a man shot another man multiple times in the hallway of an apartment building at the Richmond Terrace Houses.

Also in New Brighton, a man shot another man to death inside a bodega.

Again in New Brighton, cops rolled up to a couple of men fighting in front of a store and then one of the skells threw a water bottle at their patrol car and then threw fluid at one of the cops and both ran away.

And again in New Brigthon, a man walked into a chain dollar store and shoplifted a blue tooth speaker and chargers and got away after he flashed a knife at a worker and then he went into a shitty hero sandwich chain restaurant and held up a worker at knifepoint and stole their tip jar.

And again in New Brighton, a man stole a car and took a joy ride to Manhattan and got caught by the cops in Chelsea.

In St. George, a man shot an 18-year-old man in front of a deli late in the afternoon.

In New Dorp, safety agents wound up with injuries trying to break a rumble between six boys at a high school. But it was purely safe because everyone involved was vaccinated.

In Stapleton, a man shot two men on the street following a heated argument in front of a restaurant.

Also in Stapleton, two men broke into a woman’s house and beat her up and stuck a scalpel to her face and then tortured her over a dog one of them wanted.

In the North Shore, four NYPD precincts confiscated 46 cars with phony temporary license plates

In Clifton, a man got shot to death in front of a house and the killer is still on the loose.

Also in Clifton, a man poisoned a woman with household cleaning fluid he slipped into her drinks.

In Sea View, an off-duty EMT committed suicide by flipping over and crashing his car in front of a school after speeding on the street.

In Donghan Hills,  a SUV got it’s windows blown out from an overnight shooting on the street.

In Tompkinsville, a man grabbed a girl’s ass in broad daylight and ran for it and continued his serial molesting in the Upper West Side and Jamaica by grabbing a woman’s tits and another woman’s ass.

Also in Tompkinsville, a man got pissed when he was told to wear a face mask by a commuter on a city bus so he bashed him with his skateboard. Then the perp punched a cop who tried to detain him for the assault.

In Huguenot, a 62-year-old woman killed her 84-year-old mother with her fancy car in a hit-a-run.

In Travis, a man robbed a cab driver’s car as he was helping a passenger with her luggage in front of a hotel.

Also in Travis, a man got shot three times on the street and then drove to a gas station away from the crime scene where he lied on the ground with his wounds waiting for emergency services.

In Grasmere, two men robbed a 66-year-old woman’s car and ditched it in Clifton.

Also in Grasmere, a driver hit a bike rider at a street intersection.

In Rossville, a dumptruck was found with its ass up lodged into a utility pole.

In New Springfield, two men had their tools robbed from their cars in 24 hours.

In Mariners Harbor, a man got caught by the cops for driving an unregistered vehicle with an suspended license and possessing 100 ecstasy pills shaped like skulls.

In Eltingville, three men forced themselves into a 66-year-old woman’s home at gunpoint while one of them feigned to be a solar power paneling installer. Two men wound up getting arrested following the home invasion and the other thief is still on the loose.

In Great Kills, a woman was caught with over a 100 baggies of smack inside her house during a search warrant by the cops.

In Livingston, a fisherman found a dead man hanging from a makeshift noose on a fence on the pier.

In Todt Hill, two women attacked another woman while she was sitting in her car as they pepper sprayed her and punched her in the face multiple time and then robbed her keys and ran away.

In South Beach, a man got caught with a loaded gun and crack inside his public housing apartment.

In Park Hill, a young man shot at a group of people in front of a NYCHA building.

In Charleston, two men robbed a bodega at gunpoint.

In Bull’s Head, a woman working for Jeff Bezos’s warehouse got killed by her co-worker who ran her over with a car even though she wasn’t licensed to drive.