New Bad Days 96: Mayor Adams’s April From Hell With Rise In Major Crime Categories; Fatal Attraction Murder And Delivery Man Assassination Occur In Quiet Neighborhood; Homeless Bigots Attacks Sikh Men In Same Vicinity; Man Disrupts Morning Rush Hour Subway Commute With Mass Shooting And Another Killer Shoots A Man To Death At Subway Station During The Evening Rush; Stray Bullets From Street Fight And Drive-By Shootings Are Killing And Crippling More Innocent Bystanders And Children; Cop Kills Panhandler With Patrol Car While Running The Red Light; Thugs Are Weaponizing Street Legal Motor Scooters Without License Plates For Muggings; Gun Trafficking Continue To Proliferate With The Preeminence Of Ghost Guns Along With Rise In Slashings, Home Invasion And Small Business Robberies, Car And Car Parts Theft, Crimes Of Hate, Street Killings, Ultraviolent Gang Beatdowns And Random Attacks On Citizens Of All Ages

Writings on the wall Mayor of Swagger

Mayor Eric Adams favorite credo “NYC has 8 million people with 30 million opinions, but there’s only one mayor” got the biggest opinion of him he’s got so far when one of the 8 million showed one opinion about him projecting on a wall on the Verizon office and transmitter building in downtown Manhattan and he can’t really shake it off like he usually does with the crimes continuing massive rise in all major felony and misdemeanor categories.

For all the shitlib talk and consternation about Mayor Adams’s reverting to Giuliani’s broken windows policing tactics that lowered crime in the 90’s, the policy hasn’t done much to put fear into petty and recidivist criminals and the gangbangers to get them to keep their collective noses clean. And why would they be intimidated by a former cop mayor who has become so obsessed with starfucking he is willing to vibe out next to a model drunk off her ass at an exclusive party run by a too big to fail big bank at a bland new tower in Midtown?

At least it looks like the revival (and rebranding) of the anti-crime gun removal NYPD units has made an impact with shootings and murders on a slight down trend but they are still happening with more frequency compared to pre-pandemic times three years ago and even a decade ago.

Sadly, Mayor Adams ramping up deployment of cops to the transit system has led to disappointing results. Random and intentional assaults and muggings are regular occurrences in subway and commuter complaints of barely seeing a police presence on the platforms and trains are more frequent. The latter was evident when a man pulled off an act of domestic terrorism on the N train during rush hour and Mayor Adams response to it was dreadfully delayed by getting suddenly stricken with COVID-19 (or suspiciously stricken to avoid press scrutiny). After that incident, Adams double ramped up NYPD deployment on mass transit but felonious crimes and even shootings continued to happen on the trains days after Frank James made a mockery of the mayor’s policing tactics.

Despite a total overhaul of leadership to run Rikers Island with a commissioner who shares Mayor Adams proclivity for hiring cronies, rampant violence and death continue to persist in the few buildings left that are housing inmates. Recently appointed SDNY D.A. noticed the continued obfuscations going on and immediately put the Adams and D.O.C. Commissioner on notice to come up with a plan or they will be taken over by a federal receiver. Mayor Adams reacted to this by crassly claiming that he’s the right man to fix Rikers because he’s Black despite his shady machinations to undermine the environment and perpetual culture of violence and corruption on the island that led to the D.A.’s decision which was way overdue after de Blasio let Rikers rot for nearly a decade and worsen conditions there as the city planned to build four more tower jails to close the prison island complex.

Mayor Adams ended the first month of this violent spring in NYC by holding a summit with every precinct commander about the stubborn rise in major crimes, which the NYPD high brass actually do in their COMPSTAT meetings at the end of the month. The distinction being that Adams wanted to discuss the sweeps of homeless encampments and shuttling of homeless people to shelters which have also failed to garner results since barely a fraction of the indigent accepted to go to them and also to oddly defend commissioner Sewell (or maybe his choice to make her commissioner). Like the recidivist criminals on the streets, cops of all stripes reacted to the two hour convention like the joke it was and since journalists were suppressed from attending this hearing, this was clearly just another media and optics diversion by Adams and his media managing minions for the self-proclaimed general and shepherd to project leadership and swagger as a deflection from the fact that he’s been anything but a leader to bring down crime like he promised when he ran for mayor at this point of time last year. He didn’t even feature this crime summit in his weekly self-aggrandizing b-roll video of his mayoral “accomplishments”

Today’s menaces of society are having a hearty laugh right now.

Queens

In Forest Hills, a man murdered a woman in her house, stabbing her over 50 times after he broke into her home with a key that was left in the backyard. He waited for her when she came home from a night in Manhattan with friends and a nightcap in a nearby bar by Austin St and slaughtered her following a fight they had after she demanded he get out of her house after she let him inside. The man stuffed her butchered body into a hockey duffle bag belonging to her youngest son and rolled it a quarter mile and dumped it on the sidewalk by a highway entrance near Forest Park where it was found early in the morning by a woman jogging by. Then the man sent a threat via text to her husband and  ran to his home in South Richmond Hill to hide from the cops.

After finding the woman’s body on the grass, NYPD CSI traced blood all the way back to the victim’s house and cops startling interrogated the 13-year-old boy, who was sleeping upstairs in his bedroom as the bloody slaughter took place, treating him like the main suspect and slapped the cuffs on him. The man had a two year love affair with his victim and while working at her and her husband’s house as their handyman after installing air conditioning units for them and gruesomely butchered her following a fight between them when she was trying to break up with him. Although he now claims that he wanted to confront her because he thought she gave him HIV during their sexual dalliances together.

Asked about the ghoulish murder that has dominated headlines and struck fear into the residents of the town, Mayor Eric Adams feigned indifference claiming he wasn’t cognizant of the incident with a tone conveying he didn’t give a shit about it.

Also in Forest Hills, a brawl in front of a nite club escalated when some hardhead pulled out a gun and shot the bouncer.

Again in Forest Hills, a man robbed a wad of cash from a bank after passing a note to the teller.

And again in Forest Hills, a food delivery man got shot to death by a man who ambushed him as he was riding his motor scooter off a drive way of an apartment building where he dropped off an order. The killer then got into his car and left the scene and is still on the loose.

A suspect of the slaying is a man who usually goes to the Chinese restaurant where the victim worked and regularly gave his fellow workers there a hard time like over petty shit like the amount of duck sauce he wanted and on other occasions threatened them with a gun and damaged their cars, notably slashing the tires of the owner’s vehicle. The murder victim last wrestled with the hangry customer and took his photo and the NYPD still did nothing substantial to address their plight until it was too late.

And again in Forest Hills, two men on a moped got robbed at gunpoint on the street hours after that delivery worker got murdered on the north side of town nearby. One of them was a delivery worker who was driving. An indication that the homicide may have been a robbery attempt and might have nothing to do with the customer the late victim grappled with. 

In South Richmond Hill, a 70-year-old man got sucker punched by a man while he was walking to a temple on a quiet street in the morning light and wound up lying bloodied on the sidewalk.

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Also in South Richmond Hill, two more men were attacked on the same corner as two men beat them down on the pavement with a stick and robbed them. The man involved with both attacks got arrested along with another man who assisted him in the mugging. Both thugs were squatting in an abandoned house on a street corner right where both attacks took place.

Again in South Richmond Hill, a man walked into a Chinese restaurant and stuck a knife up at the cashier and forced her to give him $900.

And again in South Richmond Hill, a man knocked a pregnant woman onto the sidewalk to steal her purse.

In Jackson Heights, a 16-year-old boy and his two friends got attacked by a gang of 10 men on a street corner as they were all on the same motor scooter while riding on the sidewalk. The gang pushed them off and then beat the rider down on the pavement, kicking and punching him repeatedly and one of them stabbed him in the back. A few of the goons caught one of his friends trying to flee and beat him in the middle of the street and then they made off with their mark’s motor scooter, cellphone and his backpack. The gang were all wearing masks because according to the city’s new slob health commissioner Ashwin Vasan, we are still in a pandemic and they must still be worn at all time.

Also in Jackson Heights, a fire broke out in a man’s apartment after multiple e-batteries for scooters, mopeds and ebikes exploded while he was charging them, leaving the entire unit gutted. The man died two weeks later from severe burns from the blaze.

Again in Jackson Heights, a man jimmied the door of an apartment building with a screwdriver and looted everything in the package room with an actual key.

And again in Jackson Heights, a man stuck up a 61-year-old man at gunpoint on the sidewalk, then he pistol whipped him down to the pavement when his mark had no money to give up.

And again in Jackson Heights at the Roosevelt Ave./74th Ave. Station, a man hopped the turnstiles as a local corporate news correspondent was doing a story about fare evasion.

In Fresh Meadows, a man broke into a house and stood over a woman sleeping in her bed, then he sexually assaulted her and ran away. The deviant then broke into a shed at a nearby house and stole an e-scooter and got away faster.

Also in Fresh Meadows, two cars rolled up to a group of teenagers waking on the sidewalk and a young man stepped out of one of them after the group yelled at them and shot at them, hitting two young men and a plugging a 14-year-old girl on the neck with a stray bullet from the fusillade.

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The slug is lodged near her spine, meaning she could be paralyzed from this heinous attack.

Again in Fresh Meadows, dozens of weapons were confiscated at a high school after metal detectors were place there following the shooting that crippled a teenage girl and wounded two other teenagers.

In Astoria, a man threatened to kill himself during a domestic dispute with his girlfriend at her apartment while he was holding a machete. The man then went in the hallway with the  machete when the cops arrived, leading them to shoot their tasers with them. After the tasers had no effect on him (as expected), one of the cops shot him three times after he refused to drop his weapon.

Also in Astoria, a man lost control of his car and crashed it into a commercial building across the street from a high school.

In Jamaica, a man bought and stole high end jewelry and watches in gun point robberies as a fencer in a shopping mall.

Also in Jamaica at the Parsons Blvd. Station, two men engaged in an argument on the mezzanine which escalated into a brawl. Then one of them pulled out a gun and shot his foe to death on the stairs leading to the street. The killer blasted him five times.

Even though it’s one of the biggest transit hubs in Queens and months after Mayor Adams and Governor Hochul declared more public safety measures and a bigger police presence would be on the transit system and it happened during the fucking evening rush hour, there were no cops to be found at the station to stop the ruckus and homicide. The late victim was planning on leaving New York City because it got too dangerous for him.

In South Jamaica, a man got shot to death from a point blank blast to his head on the sidewalk while he was having a conversation with a friend of his.

Also in South Jamaica, a 61-year-old man died in his cellar apartment from a fire at his house that blazed a few hours before sunrise.

In St. Albans, a confrontation between two men on the sidewalk escalated into a point blank shootout in broad daylight.

Only in New York City’s dystopian kakistocracy that life would imitate comedy.

In  Arverne, two gangs engaged in rumble and a shootout in broad daylight and late in the evening by a playground on the grounds of a NYCHA public housing complex.

In Woodside at the 52nd St. Station, a gang of three men surrounded a commuter on the 7 train and beat him down and stole his cellphone and wallet, then used one of his credit cards to buy dinner for themselves to satiate their appetites.

Also in  Woodside, a man hit a 89-year-old woman with his SUV while exiting a parking lot.

Again in Woodside, a fire engulfed a fried chicken/pizza restaurant and spread to a liquor store and barber shop next to it. Queens continues to burn.

And again in Woodside and also Astoria and Flushing, two men ripped out portable ATM machines by restaurants and cafes, making off with over $16,000 which included plundering two ATMs in Bay Ridge.

In Ridgewood, a 15-year-old boy crashed into a city bus while riding an unlicensed moped.

Also in Ridgewood, a construction worker fell to his death after slipping off a shaky beam into a shaft hole at a luxury public housing tower building site and with prior worksite violations from the Dept. Of Buildings., which placed a stop work order because of his death. The 17-story building has been under development for 7 years.

Again in Ridgewood, the scourge of catalytic converter theft continues to grow as the environmentally friendly car accessory has seen a 400% rise in the nation.

And again in Ridgewood, a man shot another man in the leg to settle an argument they had on the street in the dead of night.

In Dutch Kills, a man easily stole a $21,000 car from a parking lot when the attendant left it idling with the key still in the ignition.

In Hollis, a man stole a woman’s car when she went to get a sandwich and then abandoned it under a train trestle with a four month old baby inside. The woman wound up getting arrested for child endangerment and the thief is still on the loose, who was the one who actually endangered the child even worse.

In Rego Park, three young men broke into a school and robbed 100 bucks and a gift card worth $150 and drew swastikas on white boards before they bounced.

Also in Rego Park, a woman shoplifted over $4,000 worth of clothing from a mall with her five children with her, then ran with them to the Woodhaven Blvd Station to escape with the looted merchandise. While on the train, she freaked all her kids out by making them go through all the cars with the stolen goods in tow as cops were pursuing her.

Again in Rego Park, a man went bonkers inside a mall and pepper sprayed people at random.

And again in Rego Park, a food-app delivery man crashed his motor scooter into a car while trying to evade cops who were pursuing him. The man was riding his unlicensed motor vehicle in the bike lane.

In  Corona, a woman snatched $80 from a 79-year-old man’s hands when he was about to give her money after she begged from him.

Also in Corona, a gang of four men went ballistic after being denied entry back into a nite club and then beat the shit out a man who intervened and tried to calm them down by kicking him, whipping him with a belt and stabbing him multiple times. So the bouncer took out a gun and shot it in the air which did the trick.

Again in Corona at the Junction Blvd. Station, a man randomly punched a 79-year-old and knocked him out on the platform.

In Cambria Heights, a man flipped over and crashed his luxury car while speeding on the expressway and killed a woman who was sitting in the front passenger seat with him and injured two other women who were riding along with them.

On Rikers Island, an inmate got slashed and stabbed by two other inmates in a gang related attack. A search of the assailants cell found a knife inside a peanut butter jar. This incident followed a recent confiscation of fifty scalpels were found concealed behind a toilet bowl in a bathroom that visitors use.

In Flushing, gang of 8 men and one woman collaborated in a sex and child trafficking ring where they tortured teenage girls while forcing them to sell their bodies in hotels and motels.

Also in Flushing at the Main St. Station, a man suddenly grabbed a woman on the mezzanine and demanded money from her. When she told him she had none, he forced her to walk with him to an apartment building where he pulled out his dick while still holding her, but the woman resisted and broke from his clutches and escaped.

In Howard Beach, two men teamed up to steal a cellphone from a handicapped woman in a wheelchair in broad daylight.

In Oakland Gardens, a man drove his car by a woman who was loading grocery bags into her vehicle in a supermarket parking lot and then he jumped out and grabbed her purse, then he drove away as she tried to get it back by reaching through his window, causing her to fall and hit her head on the pavement.

In Sunnyside at the 40 St/Lowery St Station, a woman committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 7 train.

Also in Sunnyside, a FBI agent beat the shit out of and then cuffed a traffic cop when he wrote him a ticket for a parking violation and for having tinted windows.

In Elmhurst at the 90 St./Elmhurst Ave. Station, a man randomly stabbed a 14-year-old boy in the gut on the 7 train.

Also in Elmhurst, a 15-year-old boy got shot while he and two other accomplices tried to steal a car. Then they all got on the same moped and fled until they crashed into a car belonging to a Jersey cop.

In Ozone Park, a brawl broke out in front of a niteclub and a man wound up getting stabbed during the ruckus.

In South Ozone Park, a man grabbed a 73-year-old man’s cane and beat him with it at a bus stop. Then he randomly attacked a man in Sunset Park at the 59th St. Station (two stops away from the Frank James incident) and tried to push him onto the trackbed, but was thwarted by a Samaritan who placed him in a chokehold and restrained him until the cops arrived.. Then he assaulted two cops while resisting arrest, giving one a head butt and the other a shiner from a punch to the face. The lunatic was later released on his own recognizance following his arraignment without bail by a judge appointed by the abomination mayor Bill de Blasio.

In Rosedale, a man shot himself in the leg trying to gun down a man on the street he was pursuing and lied to the cops that he got hit by a stray bullet while jogging.

In Middle Village, cable wire connecting utility poles went on fire.

Two men pulled off a serial smash and grab robbery spree of cell phone stores in a span of two months.

In Glendale, a homeless shelter has been the source of close to a thousand of 911 calls and over 70 arrests from the violence and crime at the facility and in the vicinity by there since it’s inception two years ago.

Wonder why it’s such a pit of despair.

Manhattan

In Harlem, a man pounced on a woman walking on the sidewalk and tried to grab her purse but failed after dragging her on the pavement and ran away when she resisted.

Also in Harlem at the 110th St. Station, a man mouthed off to four men on the B train and the gang beat him up and slashed him in the head.

Again in Harlem, a man pounced on another standing  on the street and punches him with a brick and beats him down to the asphalt in broad daylight.

And again in Harlem, a food delivery worker got shot while riding to his destination.

And again in Harlem, two men got shot in their legs in broad daylight on two different streets.

And again in Harlem, a homeless couple that took shelter inside a subway train tunnel got killed when the 1 train ran over them.

In East Harlem, a man riding the wrong way on a motor scooter hit an 86-year-old woman as she was crossing the street and she died instantly from her injuries.

Also in East Harlem, two men jumped a food delivery man as he was about to exit an apartment building and robbed an order and 70 bucks from him after stabbing in the leg.

Again in East Harlem, a gang of four men pounced on a 67-year-old man right after he came out of bank withdrawing money from an ATM and beat him down to the pavement and stole his wallet containing 800 bucks.

And again in East Harlem, an ebike spontaneously combusted on a street corner and also set a car parked next to it on fire.

And again in East Harlem, a woman committed suicide by jumping from a window of her apartment from the 5th floor.

In Chinatown, a man got stabbed to death during a fight over money in a gambling den at a venue where a woman got tortured and was found dead in an app hail livery driver’s car that her assailants dumped her in and sent back to her hometown in Queens last summer. The suspected killer went to a nearby kitchen supply store to get the knives he weaponized and he’s still on the loose.

Also in Chinatown, a fire at an apartment building killed a 91-year-old tenant and her middle aged son with special needs.

Again in Chinatown, a five-alarm fire gutted an abandoned four story mixed use apartment building.

In the Upper West Side, three bigoted boys menaced six other boys on the sidewalk while they were brandishing a knife, a crowbar and a sword while spewing anti-Semitic remarks.

Also in the Upper West Side, a man held up a taco stand at gunpoint and robbed it of 150 bucks in broad daylight.

Again in the Upper West Side, a man approached a parked car and shot a man to death point blank to his head as he was sitting in the drivers seat.

In the East Village, hundreds of NYPD police officers were deployed to remove an encampment made by homeless people under a scaffolding by a school that’s been abandoned for 20 years. Seven protesters wound up getting arrested as the cops and sanitation workers removed the vagrants belongings and threw all of it in the garbage trucks.

Also in the East Village, a man hit another man while he was crossing the street with his car while driving drunk and crashed into a parked car.

In the Lower East Side at the Delancy St. Station, during another NYPD sweep of homeless encampments cops found a homeless man squatting in a crawl space in a tunnel and he happened to be wanted for stealing jewelry from the dead in coffins at a funeral home and for stealing a laptop from an apartment he invaded.

Also in the Lower East Side, a man got shot in the leg over a K2 drug deal gone bad with two other men on the street.e

Again in the Lower East Side, the de Blasio Chainsaw Massacre at East River Park hit a gruesome new low as contractors slaughtered a bunch of cherry blossom trees that just started blooming as NYPD officers deployed to the area watched and then arrested 2 protesters trying to stop them.

Again in the Lower East Side, a man stabbed a 16-year-old boy on a street corner after chasing him from his smoke shop after catching him shoplifting.

And again in the Lower East Side,  a man shot another man who he was brawling with in front of a smoke shop and a stray bullet  shot a bouncer in the leg who was having a slice at a dollar dollar fifty pizzeria during his break working at a neighboring niteclub.

And again in the Lower East Side, a pop star from the UK got mugged after leaving a bar and was beaten so bad he wound up hospitalized with a broken jaw.

And again in the Lower East Side, a man beat his four-month old son to death inside his apartment and tried to cover it up by saying he accidentally dropped him while feeding him. 

In Midtown at the 49th Station, a man was found dead from a drug overdose on the mezzanine by the stairs.

Also in Midtown, two women and a man pulled off a counter top jewelry heist stealing over a hundred diamond rings worth nearly a half million dollars.

Again in Midtown, cops approached a car with two men and a woman inside with their weapons drawn and found one of them possessing a gun. During the collars, one of the men resists arrest and punches the cop and flees on foot and winds up getting arrested.

And again in Midtown and also Harlem and the Upper East Side, a man robbed 5 banks by handing a teller a threatening note and made off with $5,700. Three of the robberies were from the same Canada based bank. A man the cops caught and collared trying to break into a car in the Bronx robbed 700 bucks a branch of that Canada based bank in March using a note and suspects him of those serial robberies.

In Penn Station, a man started fires in two garbage cans in one week and got released with only a desk appearance ticket despite having 80 prior arrests which included multiple other times he set cans on fire back in the December. The firebug also went on a two week serial arson tear 10 years earlier lighting 15 cans on fire on busy street corners.

Also in Penn Station, a serial sexual predator who raped twin four-year-old girls in another state attempted to hide out in one of Mayor Adams’s dangerous homeless shelters and wrestled with cops and bit one of them as they tried to arrest him and escaped. The lowlife fugitive was caught and arrested while hiding out in Yonkers and brought back to Manhattan where he spat on a reporter while being perp-walked to the courthouse.

In Times Square at the 42nd St. Station, a man stabbed another man in the back on the mezzanine.

Also in Times Square, a manhole explosion by the old New York Times building scared the shit out of tourists and made them run for their lives. Probably because they are not use to seeing this happen as a full time resident of the five boroughs as manhole explosions have been happening twice as much as it did two years ago.

Again in Times Square at the Port Authority Station, a man walloped a 67-year-old woman in the head and robbed her purse after he shoved her down the stairs.

And again in Times Square, a man got stabbed during a fight with two other men on the sidewalk.

And again in Times Square at the 42nd St. Station, two men and a woman roughed up a 60-year-old man and robbed him on the platform.

And again in Times Square, a man stabbed another man to death at an arcade after an argument and a brawl he had with him that was provoked when the victim won a prize and dropped it near his assailant’s daughter.

And again in Times Square, a man stabbed another man to settle a dispute in front of a hot dog vendor.

In Central Park, an arsonist or a cold homeless person started a fire in a brush area. This is the third fire in two months in the second biggest park in the five boroughs

Also in Central Park, a man crashed into a bike rider while going the wrong way on his motorcycle without license plates.

In  Hell’s Kitchen, a bigot stabbed another man in the torso who passed by him on the sidewalk because of the sound of his accent.

In Herald Square at the 34th St. Station, a man attempted to pick up a woman on the subway platform, then he followed her entering the Q train and sat next to her and sexually molested her. A Samaritan intervened and made him stop but the deviant still took the train to his destination at Prospect Park without any response by the NYPD.

Also in Herald Square at the 34th St. Station, a man stabbed a woman in the leg as she tried to stop him after he snatched another woman’s cellphone from her hand on the platform.

In Morningside Heights at the 110th St. Station, a gang of four boys fucking around and littering on the B train ganged up on a man and beat him down and slashed him in the head after he admonished them for stepping on his boots.

In Soho, a man jumped another man from behind and stabbed him in the back multiple times on the sidewalk in the dead of night.

Also in Soho, a man stalked another man walking on the sidewalk and stabbed him in the head.

In Greenwich Village at the West 4th St. Station, a man grabbed a woman’s ass on the D train platform and felt groovy about it.

Also in Greenwich Village, a steam leak from a manhole led to Con Edison shutting down power in the vicinity and the construction of a steam pipe placed in the middle of a restaurant shanty.

Evidence was found a block north by a bike lane by other restaurant shanties and sidewalk dining tables.

In the Upper East Side, a man crashed his car into a restaurant shanty, causing it to collapse and he wound up injuring himself and his passenger.

Also in the Upper East Side, NYPD arrested 41 recidivist petty thieves were involved in nearly 150 shoplifting incidents of chain pharmacies. And surely a chunk of them will be doing it again.

Again in the Upper East Side, a man recently sprung from prison and tripping on crystal meth randomly punched and knocked out a 65-year-old man to the pavement, then smashing a bottle over the head of a 66-year-old woman and punching a homeless man who tried to stop him from getting away, then he stabbed a man in the back while he was standing by his car and randomly punching another man walking by him. The ex-con also stabbed his friend during a robbery where he stole a laptop, cellphones and $4,000 from him at his apartment a few days earlier from his half hour early morning daylight rampage.

And again in the Upper East Side, a man broke into an apartment building by jimmying the lock with a credit card and stole a tenant’s package. The skel got caught and was found to have 69 priors and was involved with other break in mail theft in other buildings in the area.

And again in the Upper East Side, two men bum rushed an upscale supermarket and held two workers at gunpoint, then they tied them up with plasticuffs and broke into the store’s safe and robbed $3,300. The oligarch owner put a $10,000 reward for the capture of the thieves. The same oligarch made a media blitz announcing his hiring of more security guards to prevent shoplifting of his chain of stores only two months earlier to make DA Alvin Bragg look bad.

And again in the Upper East Side, the predominance of critical mass motorcross cycle and ATV riders monopolizing the roads and sidewalks continues to frustrate residential drivers and pedestrians. A persistent Vision Zero violation issue that gets zero attention from the bike scientology lobby Transportation Alternatives and even Mayor Adams.

Wonder why is that?

In Inwood, a gang of four teenage males ambushed a food delivery worker in an apartment building lobby and beat him down to the floor and whacked him with a cane, then they stole 300 bucks off him after one of the thugs pulled out his piece.

In Washington Heights, an ebike exploded inside an apartment while it was being charged.

In Downtown Manhattan at the Fulton St. Station, a man attacked a woman after giving her dog a stare down. The woman blasted pepper spray at the loon when he pulled her hair and dropped her to the floor as her dog barked at him.

Also in Downtown Manhattan at the Cordtlant St. Station, a man sat down next to a woman on a bench and felt her up while jerking off, then got on the R train with her and cummed on the floor.

Again in Downtown Manhattan at the Rector St. Station, a chicken strutted on the tracks causing a delay of the 1 train. No report if she was suicidal or homeless.

In Chelsea, a man walked into a hotel bar and swiped a bottle of liquor from the shelf, then got into a tussle with a worker while trying to steal another bottle of hooch.

Also in Chelsea, an ex-con recently released from prison on a rape conviction stalked a woman on the street and put a chokehold on her, then he raped her on the pavement.

Again in Chelsea, an ebike battery exploded while being charged inside an apartment.

And again in Chelsea, a man chased a 68-year-old woman to the middle of the street and then punched her in the midsection, knocking her down to the asphalt.

In Tribeca at the Chambers St. Station, a homeless man having a mental breakdown pulled out a knife and wielded it at commuters with it on the 1 train.

In the Flatiron District, a man randomly kicked an 8-year-old boy in his face and then threw a plaza chair at a 60-year-old woman during a mental breakdown on the street.

In Koreatown, a man committed suicide by jumping from the 27th floor of a luxury condo he shares with his diplomat wife.

In FiDi at the Wall St. Station, a man slashed another man in the face with a boxcutter after arguing with him because the victim wanted to sit down and he was hogging three seats on the 4 train, then the assailant fled to the Whitehall St. Station and hopped the turnstiles to take another train to escape.

In Alphabet City, a man creeped beside a 12-year-old girl walking on the sidewalk and proposed her to accompany him somewhere until a Samaritan intervened and the predator bounced.

Also in Alphabet City, a man shot another man to death to settle a dispute on the street in broad daylight, then he got on his bike and rode away.

In Murray Hill, a man jumped into the East River fully clothed and carry a sack over his back, then he stuck his tongue out at a reporter after cops rescued him. Maybe he was doing his laundry?

Also in Murray Hill, a short bus driver ran over and killed an 82-year-old man as he was crossing the street.

In Fort George, a fruit vendor got hit in the chest by a stray bullet as he was closing up his stand while a man pulled a gun to shoot his foe by a nite club and missed.

In Gramercy Park, a homeless man has been defecating in public and randomly screaming at people dining al fresco for months because of city inaction and perpetual lack of services for the truly mentally ill people dwelling on the streets and in dangerous homeless shelters.

Brooklyn

In Crown Heights, a 59-year-old man begging for change on a boulevard intersection got killed when a cop in a NYPD patrol van mowed him down trying to beat a red light when there was no emergency. At least the homeless man died with dignity being that he didn’t perish living in a tent on the street. The cop who plowed him was reassigned to desk duty as he awaits disciplinary action from AG Letitia James, who can’t even indict a ham sandwich after failing to bring justice to Andrew Cuomo’s sexual harassment charges and Donald Trump’s tax evasion charges.

Also in Crown Heights at the Franklin Ave. Station, a man punched a token booth clerk as she was placing yellow tape around the turnstiles to warn commuters there was no transit service there.

Again in Crown Heights, a man shot at two men standing in an apartment building lobby from the sidewalk outside, hitting one of them in the head and the other man in the chest.

In East New York at the Alabama Ave. Station, a man picked a fight with a gang of three men on the J train and got slashed on the head.

Also in East New York, a man was found dead inside his apartment from a point blank shot to the head.

Again in East New York, a man on a motorcycle got into an argument with another man on the street and then shot at him three times and sped off. The victim died from his wounds from getting hit in the armpit. Another man got hit the hand by a stray bullet.

In Bushwick at the Halsey St. Station, a man punched a 13-year-old boy in the face with brass knuckles on the L train.

Also in Bushwick, a man went into a nite club and lit it on fire after pouring a container of gasoline by the door. The flames injured a security guard and a bartender and gutted the entire place. The arsonist turned out to be the son of former MTA commissioner Joe Lotha.

Again in Bushwick, a 16-year-old boy got pinched possessing 40 rounds of bullets in his backpack when he went through the metal detector at his high school. A friend of his told him to hold it for him because they were being used in a music video.

In Flatbush, four men bum rushed an apartment and held up two men at gunpoint and robbed $200,000 off them from safes that were inside the unit.

Also in Flatbush, a 72-year-old man got slashed in the face by a man he walked past by on his commute to work.

Again in Flatbush, a man got stabbed multiple times inside an apartment where he and a woman where getting loaded on drugs.

And again in Flatbush, a woman stabbed her 73-year-old roommate to death following a domestic dispute in their apartment over her boyfriend coming over to their place.

In East Flatbush at the Church Ave. Station, a MTA conductor stopped the F train to tell a man he couldn’t smoke inside the car and then the man slashed her in the face, wrist and leg with a shiv.

Also in East Flatbush, a man stabbed another man to death inside a halfway house and is still on the run.

Again in East Flatbush, a man bum rushed a police precinct waving a knife and yelling orders at cops and wound up in a cell then a hospital for examination.

In Cypress Hills at the Crescent St. Station, a man and a woman beat down and stabbed a commuter on the J train. The woman was carrying a little dog during the attack.

Also in Cypress Hills, a man shot another man in the leg on the street.

Again in Cypress Hills, a man shot another man in the back to settle an argument on the street.

In Bed-Stuy, a man mistreated and malnourished  28 dogs at his house, leaving them in squalid cages stewing in their own feces and piss.

Also in Bed-Stuy, two men shot at three other men on the sidewalk in broad daylight.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a man shot another man to death on a basketball court in broad daylight while children were playing and parents were with their babies in the park nearby and while cops were patrolling nearby.

In Brownsville at the Sutter Ave Station, a man stabbed a teenage commuter on his arm on the platform.

Also in Brownsville, a man got shot to death by a public housing building from a drug deal gone bad.

Again in Brownsville, two men got killed after getting hit by a train while they were spraying graffiti on a wall.

And again in Brownsville, a man walked up to a parked car and shot a man in the chest who was sitting inside.

And again in Brownsville, an off-duty cop pursued his ex-girlfriend and another man driving together and shot at them from his car.

In Downtown Brooklyn, a boy got shot during a rumble involving  a bunch of other teenagers by the Barclays Arena that spilled out from a nearby McDonalds a few blocks away.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn, two men looted over a $1,000 worth of merchandise from a department store with relative ease.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn, a man loaded up a shopping cart and looted a TV, a blender and clothes from a department store, also with relative ease.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, two men shadowed a delivery man who got access inside an apartment building and stole a couple of walkie talkies from the concierge desk.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Hoyt-Schemerhorn Station, a man held up a commuter at gunpoint and robbed his wallet. Then got caught by the cops using his credit cards to buy shit at a chain pharmacy.

In Bay Ridge, a man shot another man at a gas station in broad daylight nearby a police precinct where cops easily detained him.

Also in Bay Ridge at the 86th St. Station, a man attacked a commuter from behind while he was using the metrocard machine, flailing him with kicks and punches until he stole his cellphone.

In Bensonhurst, a man counting his money while walking on the sidewalk got jumped from behind from two men stalking him, then the duo beat him down to the pavement after one of them puts him a choke hold as his accomplice smashed a bottle over his head and stole 100 bucks from him.

In Bath Beach, a man got hit by a NYPD patrol SUV while jaywalking crossing the street. The cops were responding to an emergency and had their sirens on.

In Sheepshead Bay, a man got caught in the act stealing a catalytic converter from under a car by cops and then he got back into a luxury car he stole and weaponized it against them trying to run them over and then smashing it into a blockade of two other patrol cars. One of the cops shot at him during the escape attempt and blew out his tire. Then the thief abandoned his ride and ran away on foot.

Also in Sheepshead Bay, a woman randomly stabbed another woman in the back as she walked by her on the sidewalk.

In Gowanus, an ex-con stabbed his roommate and another man inside a homeless shelter while brawling with them after an argument about his public display of affection with his girlfriend. Mayor Adams thinks residing in a place like that is more dignified than camping under an elevated highway road.

In New Lots, two men bum rushed a smoke shop and held the clerks up at gunpoint. After one of them discharged his weapon, they the place of nearly $5,000 worth of cannabis oil and $1,000 cash money.

In Williamsburg, a man walked up to an apartment and shot at the door after knocking on it twice. The man came and bounced with two other men.

In Canarsie, a man got shot twice while standing in front of his apartment building.

Also in Canarsie, an off-duty cop shot a man to settle an argument they were engaged in on a street corner just past midnight.

Again in Canarsie, a five alarm fire destroyed a house, killing a fireman and an autistic man who lived there after the second floor collapsed under them.

And again in Canarsie, a man shot his brother and paralyzed after his gun went off while he was having a domestic dispute with him at their house.

And again in Canarsie, a man got crushed to death while working on his car when a driver of another car crashed into another vehicle that was parked in front of him and pinned him between both vehicles.

In Fort Greene, a woman got strangled, raped and robbed of $600 and her cellphone by a friend of hers on a rooftop of a NYCHA building after she refused his amorous advances.

In Kensington, an ebike battery explosion set off fires in two houses, causing injuries and homelessness to seven residents.

In Midwood, a man attacked a saleswoman in a cellphone store and pried a celly and earbuds he was feigning to buy from her hands and bounced.

In Borough Park, an off-duty cop was found passed out in his car after driving drunk.

On the Brooklyn Bridge, a man attempting to commit suicide got rescued by an NYPD unit as he was standing on top of the bridge’s cables.

In Park Slope, a man died of a drug overdose inside his apartment after he got arraigned for killing his baby daughter who consumed heroin he was using before he passed out on her.

Also in Park Slope. a man stalked a woman walking out of a train station and grabbed her from behind on the sidewalk, jerked off in front of her and molested her on a park bench. The skeev also sexually assaulted a woman in an NYPD arrest man in attempted broad-daylight NYC sex assault.

Again in Park Slope, five boys and two girls engaged in a five finger discount spree inside a bodega, snatching $2,300 worth of candy, drinks and vape products and also pilfered $1,300 from the register.

In Mapleton, a woman dropped her baby from the balcony of her second floor apartment an hour before sunrise. Then she woke up her husband to tell him what she did.

In Gerristen Beach, a 95-year-old man committed suicide by shooting himself with a gun he used fighting in World War II following an argument with his wife.

In DUMBO, a man broke into a production studio through a wall in a neighboring building and stole a camera worth 5 large.

In Gravesend, a man killed himself when he crashed his unlicensed moped into another vehicle on the street and a man riding on the back seat wound up injured from the wreck.

In Marine Park, a homeless man burned to death from a fire that spread while he was cooking in his encampment by the highway.

In Sunset Park at the 36th St. Station, a man named Frank James dressed like a MTA contractor while pushing a hand cart took out and lit smoke bombs and then he pulled out a glock and shot at commuters on the N train, hitting eleven of them and causing injuries to 18 other people who were trying to escape during the panic and chaos during the morning rush.

Frank James then roamed the streets of Brooklyn and Manhattan for over 30 hours until he called the cops on himself and waited at a Mickey D’s for them to collar him. He was assisted by five other witnesses who also saw him drifting around their areas.

Other people also trying to flee the area or trying to commute to work in Manhattan got gouged by car hail apps who opportunistically took advantage of their fears and the domestic terror attack by raising fares. The MTA waited days to inform the public that their cameras weren’t working but they had to intentionally suppress their reports to cover their asses first.

Also in Sunset Park at the 59th St. Station (two stops away from the Frank James incident), a man randomly punched a commuter and tried to push him onto the track bed. Then he assaulted two cops while resisting arrest, giving one a head butt and the other a shiner from a punch to the face. The lunatic was released on his own recognizance following his arraignment without bail by a judge appointed by the abomination mayor Bill de Blasio.

Bronx

In Fordham Heights, a 61-year-old woman got killed after getting hit in the back from a stray bullet when two gangbangers that drew guns following a dispute with three sidewalk  vendors moments after she walked past by them on the sidewalk and then tried to duck in a doorway to dodge the fusillade. She was coming home from her job at the time. Two brothers involved in the accidental murder were arrested days later. One of them who was recently sprung after making $20,000 bail for a gun possession bust nearby where they killed her.

In the South Bronx, a 17-year-old boy shot at a rival gang from a street corner across the street from a high school after engaging in an argument with them and stray bullets from the fusillade hit another boy and two girls as they were walking together leaving the campus grounds. A 16-year-old girl collapsed on the sidewalk and died instantly from a shot to the back while her friends got wounded and survived. The killing was the boy’s first criminal offense before committing this massacre with a ghost gun that he failed to hide and spending most of his childhood and youth hanging out with gangbangers as a hopper. The boy who got shot in the leg from the mindless attack where his classmate and friend got killed faced a grilling by cops who questioned him about having gang ties, which led Mayor Adams to issue a public apology to him.

Also in the South Bronx at the 149th St. Station, a woman punched a conductor in the face when she opened her window on the 2 train.

In Norwood, a man brought a knife to a gun fight and wound up getting chased on the street and shot to death on a street corner.

Also in Norwood, a man stabbed his girlfriend multiple times to settle an argument with her at her apartment. After the cops collared him and took him to a hospital, he got stabby with a nurse who was treating him by grabbing a pair of scissors and striking her head, then he lunged after a cop and got tased.

In Morris Heights at the Burnside Ave. Station, a man pulled out a gun and shot at a commuter on the 4 train and then bounced with a woman he was with.

In Soundview, a man went into a public school brandishing a shiv and violently assaulted a guidance counselor who broke up with him. Then a school safety cop and a teacher intervened to eject him from the premises and they wound up getting slashed in the process.

In Fordham Manor, a man creeped up behind a 76-year-old woman in a bank while she was withdrawing cash from an ATM machine and threw her down to the floor and stole her purse.

In Concourse, a man being chased by a gang of four other men and drew his gun and shot at them as they were pursuing him by Yankee Stadium.

Also in Concourse, a woman got shot to death from a stray bullet that hit her while she was sitting in her car by a man who tried to shoot someone else down from the sidewalk.

In Mott Haven, a 4-year-old boy crawled through a space on a window with an air conditioner at a NYCHA building and fell six floors to the ground and survived landing on a patch of grass.

Also in Mott Haven, four women walking on the sidewalk got startled when two men in a car pulled up to the curb by them and came out strapped and held them up at gunpoint, then they snatched a $30,000 watch off one of them and bounced.

In Concourse Village, two men rode up the sidewalk together on a motor scooter by a man in front of his apartment building and one of them hopped off and stabbed him to death in broad daylight.

In Tremont, a man impersonating a utility worker bum rushed an apartment with two other men after he used a crowbar to whack the tenant on his head right when he unlocked his door. Then the three home invaders pistol whipped and tied up him and  his wife with plasticuffs and robbed a safe containing jewelry and over 4 grand in cash.

In Soundview, a man smashed a jewelry store window with a sledgehammer and he and his four accomplices plundered all the jewels that were on display in broad daylight.

In Belmont, a man shot another man in the leg while he was crossing the street in a drive-by in broad daylight.

Also in Belmont, a man swung a pipe at another man inside an apartment building to settle an argument and killed him by striking his neck.

In Edenwald, a 15-year-old girl got shot in the leg from a stray bullet.

In Allerton, a woman barged into an 89-year-old woman’s apartment at a NYCHA building and doused her with boiling water while trying to rob her and made off with her house keys.

Also in Allerton, a gang of three men got into an argument with three other men and a woman on a street corner, then they all pulled out guns and shot them, killing a man and wounded his three friends.

Again in Allerton, a man ran over and killed a woman with his luxury car while she started crossing the street and he impatiently started making his turn.

In Crotona Park, Mount Eden, Morrisania, Parkchester, Mount Hope and Westchester Square, two men riding on unlicensed mopeds mounted sidewalks and snatched purses off of six women while slugging five of them during their getaways. And they did it in one night in a time span of under 90 minutes.

In Foxhurst, a man got stabbed to death after engaging in an argument and then a fight with his assailant and a woman he was with.

Also in Foxhurst, a man suffering from cancer and chemotherapy committed suicide by  in his burning car after he was idling in a parking space and the vehicle went on fire and then he decided to go back inside and sit in the back seat and die. Apparently, the pain from burning to death was a lot easier than his treatment and his sickness.

In Crotona, a man shot and a killed another man and wounded two other men in the middle of the street.

In Kingsbridge Heights, a man rode his unlicensed motor scooter on the sidewalk past a gang of six men and mouthed off to one of them, provoking him to pull out a 9mm. , Then the motor scooter rider got off and pulled out his piece and fired a round at his foe.

In Wakefield, a man stole a flatbed truck with the motor running and the keys still in the fob, then he crushed and killed a man standing by his pickup truck during the getaway attempt. The thief later crashed the truck into a pole and abandoned it and walked away.

In Williamsbridge, a man got shot to death in front of an apartment building.

In Fordham at the Fordham Rd. Station, an argument between a man and a woman escalated when he slashed her in the face with a knife.

Also in Fordham and Bedford Park, a gang of 18 men and two teenage males got indicted for over three dozen felonious crimes and brazen shootings, one of them which killed a young woman, after they implicated themselves in drill rap videos they made on social media, leading NYPD investigators to track them down.

In Clasion Point, a man barged into a public school and attacked a guidance counselor with a knife but was stopped by a school safety cop and a teacher who both wound up getting slashed trying to hold him down.

In Woodstock, a man pulled out a knife and stabbed another man multiple times to settle an argument in front of a deli.

Also in Woodstock, a dirtbike rider got plowed by a NYPD patrol car.

Again in Woodstock, a man held up a cellphone store at gunpoint and he and an accomplice walked out with two bags of merchandise. During the getaway, the driver crashed into a police car in Manhattan, then they made a dash on foot to the riverside so they can throw the gun in the water before they got collared when the cops caught them.

In Unionport, two men walked into a bodega and held up the cashier at gunpoint and robbed $800.

In Highbridge, a gang of six men carjacked a livery driver’s cruiser after one of them driving the car they were in smashed into his vehicle to trap him after the livery driver crashed into them following an accident. Then the driver grabbed the victim and punched him with brass knuckles and then stole his car with two of his accomplices  sitting on the roof and hood.

The suspect who collided then stole the stolen car got collared and his five buddies are still on the loose, and he is now too since a judge decided to release him on his own recognizance because of the bail reform laws undermining ultraviolent crimes.

Also in Highbridge, a six-year-old boy fell down an elevator shaft in an apartment building and survived.

In Mount Eden, a man shot another man to death and two other men in their legs in front of a bodega in a drive-by in broad daylight.

In Eastchester, a man ripped off a cash register from a laundromat after he beat down the worker, slashed her face and pinned her with a laundry basket cart.

Also in Eastchester, reckless driving morons playing with their cars like toys doing donuts are smashing up cars owned by residents of NYCHA buildings.

A gang of three men set up three people after they arranged on social media with their marks to buy video game consoles and a data card and robbed them of those items at gunpoint. The serial gamer thieves also hit up a mark and stole 6 large worth of jewels off him and another mark where they stuck up a man for $1,300 of cameras and accessories they feigning to buy from him.

At Yankee Stadium, fans threw beer cans at the Cleveland Guardians outfielders during a play and when one of the players mouthed off back to them. Then the creatures threw more cans and trash at them after the Yankees won the game.

The Bronx Zoo is back.

Staten Island

In Fort Wadsworth, a woman got shot inside her house during a fight between two men during a pot deal gone wrong. One of the dealers is the grandson of former Staten Island Borough President James Molinaro, who skated from an attempted murder charge when he was 17 years old.

In Donghan Hills, an emergency call of a man having a mental breakdown led to confiscation of an arsenal of guns, rifle and ordinance he had inside his apartment.

In Port Richmond, a boy pulled out a box cutter and threatened another boy on a city bus on their way to school.

Also in Port Richmond, a vandal smashed  windows of a hair salon and a cheesesteak restaurant.

In St. George, a man shoved a 72-year-old woman to the pavement and robbed her purse as she was walking home.

In Mariners Harbor, a man hit the gas when cops were trying to pull him over for speeding and then he engaged in a movie scene car chase pursuit. Then he tried to run over a cop to get away from a traffic stop a week later and wound up crashing his vehicle.

Also in Mariners Harbor, a man stalked a woman on the sidewalk while she was walking her dog and then took out a gun and shot it off randomly hitting buildings in the vicinity.

In Graniteville, cops and state troopers procured ghost guns and weapon accessories during a bust.

In Grasmere, a man attacked a young man on the sidewalk and robbed 29 bucks off him after putting a chokehold on him. Then he ambushed a 62-year-old man by a bank and punched him in the face and robbed 500 bucks off him.

In Eltingville, an enraged man attacked a cashier at a convenience store and bashed his head on the counter, then proceeded to steal vapes and cigars worth over 140 bucks.

In Stapleton, a man wrestled with cops who tried to collar him after he got caught with crack.

Also in Stapleton, a young man shot himself in the leg inside his apartment and gave his brother the gun so he can hide it from the cops. After his brother took him to the hospital, the cops came back to their apartment with a warrant and found the weapon.

In South Beach, a man held up another man at gunpoint on the street, then pistol whipped him when he tried to walk away.

In West Brighton, a man shot at three people sitting in a parked car and then got back in his own ride and bounced.

Also in West Brighton, a man held up another man at gunpoint on the street and made off with his celly.

In New Brigthon, criminal offenses are up over 110% in the area.

In Rosebank, a MTA cop lost control of his cruiser and crashed it into a man’s backyard.

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In his first minutes as Mayor of New York City, Eric Adams immediately erased the stain of his elitist predecessor Bill de Blasio by taking the train to Manhattan and fulfilled his promise to be a proactive mayor by doing his duty as a public servant and citizen by witnessing an assault on the street occur and reporting it to emergency services. Riding alone with the press in the presence of regular commuters and a derelict taking up a bench on the J train, Adams stressed how he was going to bring back public safety to the city that has seen the largest rise in crimes in years, over 100,000 total reported offenses, notably murders which came close to hitting 500. Adams enthusiasm was palpable and after having a round table meeting with his staffers in City Hall, it was an auspicious debut for the new mayor, which conveyed some hope in the bleakness of the New Bad Days era that has infected the five boroughs in the last decade.

But Mayor Adams honeymoon and momentum got cockblocked by also recently elected Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. Bragg, on his third day on the job, wrote and dispensed a memo to his prosecutors to lessen the severity of charges for crimes where a gun or a knife is used and also for home invasion burglaries would be reduced to larcenies, which combined with the asinine bail reform laws instituted 2 years ago, would have led to less prison time or none at all. The logic behind this basically says that as long as you don’t kill or cripple anyone physically, then it’s not worth the punishment for imprisonment, regardless of the financial and traumatic effects that is placed on the innocent victim.

While Mayor Adams had nothing but diplomatic praise for the new D.A.. New, glass ceiling breaking NYPD Commissioner Keechant Sewell was having none of it, seeing that the leniency being meted out by the arrogant Bragg was counterproductive and predicted an exacerbation and escalation of the crimes his memo marginalized and would leave cops less able to make arrests and leave them vulnerable to violent attacks which would make the streets less safer for the citizenry as a whole.

The blowback from that memo would lead to one of the rough and bloody first month for Adams and for any new mayor that’s ever been seen in New York City.

Your city.

Manhattan

In East Harlem, on day one of retired NYPD police captain’s Eric Adams mayoralty, a cop working two shifts during a holiday for most people got shot in the head from a stray bullet while taking a nap in his car at his precinct’s parking lot.

Compelling the new mayor to condemn the perpetrator(s) of this shooting:

“This is not going to be a city of disorder, this is not going to be a city of violence. This city is returning from the violent past to a place that is safe to raise our children and families.”

The perps involved are still on the loose.

Also in East Harlem, a man walked into a Burger King and pistol whipped a customer, punched the restaurant manager and then held up a cashier at gunpoint. She opened up the register and gave the man $100. After he looked at the money, he turned around and shot her to death and then ran away. The young woman he murdered was trying to change shifts to the afternoon because she was already fearful to walk the streets where she lived at night after only three weeks working the graveyard shift at the restaurant, fears that were corroborated by a good friend of hers.The victim’s mother, who also works at another fast food restaurant, also tried to persuade the manager to move her hours earlier. The victim was planning to go to nursing school with the money she was earning while helping her mother pay the rent and the bills.

The killer got caught by the cops five days later. He is undocumented immigrant and homeless and was dwelling in a hotel homeless shelter in Jamaica where he threatened another person with a screwdriver a month earlier and was once an employee of the same fast food restaurant where he murdered Krystal Baron-Nieves in cold blood, which is probably why he wasn’t content with the money he robbed and decided to kill her.

The community let him have it during his transfer from the precinct to the courthouse, which didn’t faze him and he reveled in as he cursed them out and yelled about historic oppression of Black people.

Again in East Harlem, a man got into an argument with a group of men inside a car, then they all came out and one of them sneaked up behind him and stabbed him in the neck after he kicked the vehicle. Then the man bled out on the sidewalk staggering by passerby and collapsed and died on the pavement.

And again in East Harlem, a man shot another man to death on the sidewalk in broad daylight.

And again in East Harlem, a woman was left for dead and her baby daughter was left to starve and lie her own feces and urine beside her mother’s body at a homeless shelter for a week by the Department of Homeless Services.  And the municipal agency sat on this negligent and gruesome death and malfeasance for over 7 months. The ass covering obfuscation of this tragedy was the most likely under the orders of former abomination mayor de Blasio.

In Harlem, a man shot and killed two cops with a fusillade of bullets from his bedroom inside his mother’s apartment using an automatic weapon with a drum barrel cartridge. A back up cop shot him down as he was trying to flee the premises. The cops were there to respond to a domestic disturbance call where the son was arguing with his mother  about her not wanting to eat vegan food. The mother who made the 911 call did not mention her son was armed.

Officer Jason Rivera, a rookie cop who recently married his childhood sweetheart, was killed instantly. Officer Wilbert Mora, who had a bullet lodged in his brain, died from his wounds four days later following two surgeries. Their killer, who had multiple priors and served time in two other states and just moved to Harlem only months ago while still on probation, died from his wounds.

Jason Rivera just got finished training and was only on the job for a few months, he joined the NYPD to bridge the cap between the police and communities and wanted to bring fundamental change to the force as well even after a bad experience dealing with them as a youth.

Also in Harlem at the 125th St. Station, a man stabbed a woman on her leg on the platform to settle and argument they were having.

Again in Harlem, a man slugged his son and knocked him on the floor inside a restaurant.

And again in Harlem, two men chased down two other men on the street and then one of them pulled out a gun during the pursuit and shot one of them to death after a drug deal gone bad.

In Times Square, a man cursed out a homeless woman who asked him for change in front of a chain pharmacy, then got beat down to the pavement and stabbed and robbed his ipad and $340 by her and her boyfriend the minute he stepped out of the store. Passerby walked by and gawked and then the dirty duo fled into the subway without paying the fare.

Also in Times Square at the 42nd St. Station during the morning rush, a homeless man pushed a woman off the platform as the R train arrived, killing her instantly. Just moments before he murdered her, he tried to push another woman onto the tracks, but she saw him and instinctively moved away from him.

Following his arrest and after his procession, the man bragged about his killing, accused the woman he murdered of stealing his jacket and claimed he was God. Michelle Go worked as a volunteer to help the homeless for a non-profit organization that was being financed the titan consultant agency corporation that she was also employed by.

The day after her horrific death, Mayor Adams and transit authorities did a press briefing at that station and declared that subways are still safe and how that killing and other random violent incidents that have occurred in the subway was all based on the perception of fear, which was a common and incorrect talking point uttered repetitiously by the last mayor Bill de Blasio. And it’s still tremendously wrong coming from Adams’ mouth as evidenced by decreasing ridership and the still glaring lack of services for mentally ill homeless people.

Realizing how invalid his take was ( which was possibly was relayed to him by his economic advisors and meathead urbanish influencers), Mayor Adams retracted his statement and acknowledged the legitimate fear that his constituents have for returning to the subway. Even though he ran and won the mayor’s election promising and emphasized on his first commute to the office to bring down crime on the transit system. Funny how perception suddenly changes, although maybe if Adams wasn’t fucking around networking with the two shittiest mayors in America, maybe his perception would have been more precise.

But nothing could be worse than the perception by his very own NYPD, because there were two cops deployed at the station where Martial Simon shoved Ms. Go to her demise, but we’re all the way on the other end of the platform. They also somehow missed the other woman Simon tried to assault.

“We had a robust plan for this station today. We had six officers assigned to it. There were two officers on the southbound platform to the southern end when this incident occurred,” Assistant NYPD Chief Kathleen O’Reilly said.

“Unfortunately these incidents do occur. They’re rare but this one is very harrowing and disturbing,” she said.

Real robust, a mentally ill man menacing a woman and cops seem to be slacking off. And it looks like Adams not only is feigning to sympathize with his constituents concerns, he is also getting his insouciant subway violence data from Chief O’Riley as well.

Again in Times Square, dozens of people defying former mayor Bill de Blasio’s vaccine mandate in protest attempted to eat at  shitty chain movie theme restaurant and a robust deployment of cops came to enforce it under  Dave Chokshi’s orders and arrested eight of them, including a wheelchair dependent woman with D.S. syndrome.

 

Get them my pretties

And again in Times Square at the 42nd St. Station, a 17-year-old boy got busted with a loaded gun after he got into a fight with a commuter and flashed his piece at him on the platform.

In Midtown, a man saw a homeless man sleeping against a wall of an office building and placed his own coat on him to keep him warm, then the homeless man pounced and beat him down to the pavement and stole his wallet and fled.

Cops on the beat nearby immediately caught the thief and arrested him and was found with $1,500 in his pocket. The man was just released with only a desk appearance ticket from a similar possum playing mugging of a woman four days earlier when a woman tried to help him and he beat her down as well. He also randomly attacked a young couple in Central Park for no reason on the second day of 2022. His attorney demanded he be released because his violent criminal act doesn’t warrant jail time according to Manhattan D.A. Bragg’s memo.

Also in Midtown, a man jacked a lux SUV off another man with a broken taser in front of an office building in broad daylight and drove the wrong way and smashed into unmarked patrol car to make his getaway as a cop tried in vain to get him out of the drivers seat. Then he ditched the vehicle after crashing it into a bioswale by the bike lane, fled into the subway and took the train home. Or somewhere else for his next criminal act.

Again in Midtown, a man jacked an app-hail driver’s car by sticking him up with a box cutter. Including the aforementioned one uptown, this was the 20th carjacking this year following a 55% rise last year with 510 reported by the NYPD.

And again in Midtown, a chain pharmacy that’s been in the neighborhood for over 2 decades went out of business because of the persistent shoplifting that’s been happening in the last year and a half.

And again in Midtown, a man got nabbed with a loaded gun inside the Port Authority Station, another man got arrested for possessing a loaded 9 mm around the corner from the Midtown South NYPD pct..

And again in Midtown at the 50th St. Station, a lunatic threw a microwave oven in front of an arriving E train, which the engineer stopped it in nick of time.

In Washington Heights, a man got shot to death in the lobby of his apartment building where he was trying to keep drug dealers out. Three men are suspected of his murder.

In Hell’s Kitchen, two men punched a woman and stole her purse in front of John Jay College, where criminal justice and criminology is taught.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a man shot another man in his SUV following an argument over a parking space.

Again in Hell’s Kitchen, a man stabbed another man to death during a fight at a rooftop bar at a luxury hotel. The victim was recently released on bail for a murder of a Bronx DJ two years ago.

And again in Hell’s Kitchen, men with large nets are poaching pigeons off the streets and putting them in vans to drive upstate to be used for rifle target practice.

And again in Hell’s Kitchen, a woman committed suicide by jumping from her window onto the street below from a 60 story luxury tower. The woman was a national beauty pageant winner and entertainment news correspondent suffering from depression and self-doubt. Looks like even the city’s THRIVE program that former Mayor de Blasio made a municipal office and service failed the upper class as well.

In Penn Station, a mentally ill homeless man was jerking off on a street corner next to a couple, then slashed the man on the hand with a razor when he told him to stop flogging his dolphin by his wife.

Also in Penn Station at the 34th St. Station, a man slashed a 17-year-old boy on the face with scissors for no reason on the A train platform.

In Central Park, a decomposed corpse of a man was found lying in a tent in the bushes nearby the Met Museum by a jogger and not the NYC Parks Police, which has been defunded without much attention from the media.

In the East Village, a sharp dressed man held up a smoke shop at gun point and robbed 700 bucks from the register and bounced.

Also in the East Village, a man expecting food that he ordered from his app got shot to death by a man impersonating a deliverista, who blasted him through the door. Somehow, the hitman knew he was ordering takeout.

Again in the East Village, a 13-year-old boy set a stationary store on fire. But for some reason, he wound up in the custody of the FDNY instead of the NYPD. The boy’s name is not identified nor is the motive for the arson he committed that destroyed a long time small business.

In the Lower East Side, a man and an accomplice shoplifted over $2,000 of cold medicine and other products from a chain pharmacy and stuck a knife at the store manager who tried to stop them. Then the man came back later in the afternoon and looted more cough medicine, but got caught by the cops and arrested and arraigned for the robbery and the weapon. But D.A. Bragg’s memo induced the judge to release the lucky punk on a petit larceny misdemeanor instead of felony robbery. Said lucky punk didn’t show up for his court date either.

Also in the Lower East Side at the East Broadway Station, a man stabbed another man in the ass as he was going through the turnstile.

Again in the Lower East Side, a man shot his roommate in the stomach to settle a domestic dispute inside their apartment at a public housing building.

In Chelsea, a man shoplifting myriad products from a department store threatened a security guard with scissors who tried to stop him from jetting. The cop who collared the thief was stunned to find the assistant’s D.A.’s report had extracted the mentioning of the perp’s use of scissors. The perp, who last two priors were hold up robberies, was released without bail.

Also in Chelsea, at the 28th St. Station, a man whipped out his johnson and jerked off by the token booth, mortifying the transit clerk.

Again in Chelsea, a man and a woman got into an argument over money on the sidewalk and then Rudy Giuliani’s son intervened and broke up the fight right when the man was about to chuck a flower pot at her but hit the gubernatorial candidate on his noggin instead.

And again in Chelsea at the 23rd St. Station, a bigoted woman yelled a slur at a man and blamed him for spreading covid before pushing him to the floor.

And again in Chelsea at the 18th St. Station, a rolling luggage cart and a shopping cart were set on fire on the 1 train in two consecutive days and a man tried to immolate himself at the 23rd St. Station on the same line a day before. And people think public masturbation and racist graffiti on the trains is bad.

In the Upper East Side at the 96th St. Station, a man slashed a commuter in the face on the 6 train and got off and ran away into the tunnel.

Also in the Upper East Side, a man knocked an 81-year-old man to the pavement when he walked past him on the sidewalk.

Again in the Upper East Side, a woman got killed trying to cross the street when a woman hit her with her car and didn’t yield. The driver got off with a desk appearance ticket.

And again in the Upper East Side, a man shoplifted items from a chain pharmacy and walked passed a guard and a professional actor who was yelling about what he witnessed on his celly. Turned out the store was closing in a week anyway because of rampant thievery and no policing.

And again in the Upper East Side, a manager of a grocery store that has seen it’s own rash of thefts got spit in the face by a man who he caught shoplifting cases of beer.

And again in the Upper East Side, a gang of four boys roughed up a 12-year-old boy at a park and stole his airpods. But the cops caught them hanging out at a cafe and arrested them when they used the victim’s celly to track the pods.

In the Upper West Side, a homeless woman committed suicide when she lied down on the street in front of a van as the driver was making a turn.

Also in the Upper West Side, an off-duty cop working as a security guard at a chain pharmacy store kicked two men who were brawling with each other outside. As the fight continued, one of the men stabbed the other and then he tried to stab the cop but wound up getting shot twice.

Again in the Upper West Side, a man stabbed another man in the stomach on the sidewalk underneath building scaffolding.

And again in the Upper West Side at the 72nd St. Station, a man brought a shopping cart full of cases and six packs of beer and loaded it on the express 2 train.

And again on the Upper West Side, four adults and one child were kicked out of the American Museum of Natural History and arrested for not having de Blasio’s and Chokshi’s Key To NYC vaccine passports to show that they were protected from COVID-19. About 20 cops were deployed to make these absurdly dystopian arrests.

What’s truly deranged about these collars is that part of D.A. Bragg’s memo states that trespassing should not be prosecuted if there isn’t harm involved and yet the NYPD is violating that and also the Constitution

Also in the Upper West Side and Washington Heights, three fires were set by debris left on the tracks of three train stations, adding to the rise of “smoke conditions” in the subway in the last year.

In Union Square, cops caught a man grabbing a woman’s ass in the subway and found that he was wanted for pushing a man onto the tracks at the 21st Ave./Queensbridge Station last May following being sprung without bail on a gun possession charge only a few days before the random attack.

Also in Union Square, a clothing store that’s been in the area since the 80’s was looted by gangs twice in a week and both times cops who were deployed there told the owners that there wasn’t much they could do if they arrested anyone involved in the thieving mobs because of the policy failure bail reform law instituted by the Albany State House 2 years ago.

Again in Union Square, a man attempted to pick up a woman at a park and when she tried to avoid him, he stalked her and cursed her out and threatened to stab her.

@shamsiaaaa

It started when I was sitting and minding my buisness he kept looking. He then asked me “ma’am are you okay?” And I said who me? #fypシ

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In Greenwich Village at the West 4th St. Station, three men approached a man on the platform and one of them held him up at gunpoint and they beat him up and robbed his wallet and celly.

In the West Village at the 14th St. Station, a man punched a woman an threw her down on the platform and attempted to rape her, but was stopped by samaritans and he ran away.

In Soho, five men pulled off a smash and grab at a luxury designer store and robbed over $48,000 of merchandise after they beat down the security guard.

In Downtown Manhattan at the Fulton St. Station, a man randomly pushed a 61-year-old man onto to the A/C train tracks.

Also in Downtown Manhattan, 15 prosecutors quit their jobs and walked out of the Criminal Court building, in defiance of the arrogance of Alvin Bragg and his dumbass memo.

In Battery Park, a man held up a 7-11 at gunpoint and robbed $100 from the register.

A woman who lived in an apartment at the Queensbridge Houses committed suicide by jumping into the East River and her body washed up on Governor’s Island.

In Hudson Heights at the 181st St. Station, three men attacked a man sleeping on the A train and one of them walloped him with a pipe.

In Hamilton Heights at the 145 St. Station, two men and a woman surrounded a commuter on the platform and one of them punched him the face and they robbed his phone and 20 bucks.

Over 50 deaths occurred on the tracks of the NYC Transit system last year. It’s probably over 70 now since they didn’t count the months from September to December when chaos on the subway escalated like heroin abuse, where junkies are shooting up on the platforms and throwing their needles on the tracks.

A woman making a video for her social media account yelled out her window and was rightly told to fuck off by a bike rider.

Bronx

In Bedford Park, a man shot another man while chasing him on the sidewalk and a stray bullet in an 11-month old girl in the face. The baby spent her first birthday on the operating table and recuperating from her wound.

In Belmont, a man shot another man to death in the hallway of a public housing building. The same building that went on fire weeks later.

Also in Belmont, an NYPD public safety unit to procure guns off the streets approached a gang hanging out in front of an apartment building and a 16-year-old rap star got into an argument and then a tussle with one of the cops and then the gun he was possessing went off and shot himself in the groin and also shot the cop in the leg. The rapper is signed to music label run by Dr. Dre and Tom Petty’s long time producer and had a prior gun possession arrest when he got caught with a semi-auto when he was 14. He was able to easily “decarcerate” himself from the attempted murder charge and pay the $200,000 bail with the money he got from his major label contract, but got arrested again because he was already on probation for his last gun offense and is back in a juvenile correctional facility.

A portrait of the artist and his incriminating work.

In Morrisania, a woman fell down the stairs and wound up in a coma trying to catch an elevator that wouldn’t stop on the floor where she lives in an apartment building at the Webster Houses, after she filed complaints to NYCHA for months yet the agency still cleared each inspection ticket.

Also in Morrisania, an off-duty fireman choked his girlfriend during a domestic dispute at her apartment.

In Pelham Bay, a man torched a police car with a molotov cocktail in front of the precinct after he was released on a desk appearance ticket.

In Fordham Heights, a space heater left on for days malfunctioned and caught fire and spread throughout an apartment inside a Mitchell-Lama residential building which spread to other units and caused the fire and smoke to reached all the way to the higher floors through the stairs. The 5-alarm blaze injured 60 residents and killed 17 people, 8 of them children who died from smoke inhalation and left dozens of tenants homeless. The 200 strong FDNY was able to battle the inferno despite not having enough oxygen and less personnel in their engine and ladder stations because of the Omicron contagion (and the unspoken of vaccine extortion mandate being administered by designated NYC Health Commissioner Dave Chokshi)

Besides the space heater, the other cause of the fire’s spread was because of a door that was left open, which the FDNY and Mayor Adams initially implied fault towards the tenants for not taking precaution, but it turned out that the doors were already faulty and didn’t self close despite an inspection by the D.O.B. that reported it as functional back in July.

The real affordable housing building, which had a long list of violations for years, is owned and managed by a LLC consortium of three venture capital firms which includes real estate developer who’s the son of a major connected developer of most of the luxury public housing apartments that were built during the de Blasio era of iniquity inequity and whose partner was one of the 750 advisors on Mayor Adams transition apparatus who happened to be on the list to advise him on housing issues.

Also in Fordham Heights at the Fordham Road Station, a drunk man carrying a gun got into a brawl with a gang of 12 teenagers on the platform and then they beat him up and caused him to fall onto to the tracks during the brawl. Then a Samaritan jumped on the tracks to rescue him and tried to flag the engineer to get him to stop as the train was arriving but got hit instead and died instantly. The man he tried to rescue survived. Two young men turned themselves in and were charged with murder.

Again in Fordham Heights, an apartment building went on fire that was set off by an ebike that exploded in the restaurant on the ground floor where numerous ebikes were being charged at once.

And again in Fordham Heights, an off duty C.O. who arranged to hook up with a woman on the street he met on a dating app got ambushed by two men who held him up at gunpoint and then he took out his service weapon and shot both gunmen from inside his car. After the shootout, the woman bailed and tried to stash one of the guns her accomplices used.

In Longwood, a gas leak cause a massive explosion that caused a row house apartment building to collapse, killing a 77-year-old woman and injuries to two other elderly women. Five cops also got injured rescuing tenants, one of whom was hiding under a couch. The blaze and the impact from the explosion was devastating enough to make the two neighboring buildings inhabitable, leaving dozens of tenants homeless.

In Fordham Manor, two men savagely beat down a woman and stabbed her on the sidewalk before sunrise.

Also in Fordham Manor, two men and a woman got into an argument with a livery cab driver over the cost of the fare and then they grabbed his money and ran for it. The driver caught one of the skells but he wound up getting stabbed and fell to the pavement, watching the thieves flee with his livelihood.

In Morris Park, a man got into an argument with a patient at a hospital and then took out his gun and shot at him in the waiting room by the ER. The gangbanger was there visiting a friend who was being held and treated there following an arrest and was eventually collared by the cops because the fool signed his name on the nurse’s manifest log.

This hospital has seen 4 other shootings inside the building in the last year and now the citizenry of New York City is hearing about it.

In Soundview, two men went up to a luxury car parked on the street and stabbed the tires with a knife and shot at it four times and ran away.

Also in Soundview, a man got into an argument with another man on a city bus and then flashed a gun at him and then another man got on the bus and confronted the gunman and got into a tussle with him and the shot at the roof and fled.

In Concourse Village, a man who beat another man to death with a baseball bat over 30 years ago and was just sprung from prison, stabbed another man to death inside the apartment building where they rented rooms on the same floor. Then the killer tried to mop up his victim’s blood in the hallway.

In Allerton at the Bronx Park East Station, a man shot another man he was brawling with on the 2 train.

In Crotona, three men impersonating cops with ludicrous uniforms broke into a house and robbed $160,000 and 3 keys of blow at gunpoint from a drug dealer, but they got confronted by real NYPD officers on the beat that were waiting outside and all four tried to flee but got caught and arrested.

In Mount Eden, a gang of 5 men bum rushed a bodega and held it up at gunpoint. Then one of them stabbed a worker and pistol whipped the cashier and took the money from the register and ran.

Also in Mount Eden, a man and college student from Tennessee U. got busted trying to smuggle and sell an arsenal of guns and automatic weapons to an undercover cop. One of the weapons was the drum barrel cartridge that was used by a mentally ill man that shot two cops to death in his mother’s apartment in Harlem.

In Concourse, a man shot another man to death who was sitting inside his car in a drive-by after the victim damaged his bumper and kept driving. But the killer got caught and arrested by the cops along with his two passengers in his SUV during a traffic stop.

Also in Concourse at the 167th St. Station, a man was using his celly to take pictures of a woman’s legs and angered her husband who told him to stop, but the pervert punched him multiple times and got off the 4 train.

In Woodstock, two teenage boys approach a man who just parked his SUV and attempted to carjack it but the man fights them off and pulls one of the punks out of the vehicle as he tries to steal it. As the duo start team up to beat him down, a Samaritan shows up and helps the guy fight them off and protect his vehicle. This crime scene was like a Beavis And Butthead episode shot in the Boogie Down.

In Grand Concourse, a woman smacked a laundromat worker with a bottle and slashed her arm after having a dispute over an inoperable dryer.

Also in Grand Concourse, a gang of five men go into a bodega and one of them stabs a worker multiple times as he was about to stock up the fridge with beer and the other four rush behind the counter and pistol whip and beat down the cashier and stole all the cash that was sticking out of the register that was left open.

Again in Grand Concourse, a postman caught a man grabbing a delivery package from his cart but let the skell steal the rest of the mail he was carrying when the skell threatened to shoot him.

In the South Bronx, juvenile delinquents being held at a group home broke a window and weaponized the glass and brooms to hold three social workers and a C.O. sergeant hostage because they didn’t get their lunch on time and for other lack of services they were getting from the city in this junior version of Attica.

In Melrose at the Prospect Ave. and Jackson Ave. Stations, a man punched two conductors in the face and spat on one of them when they opened their windows to check the platform when their trains made their stop.

On the Hutchinson River Parkway, the Department of Transportation put up a new highway sign welcoming visitors to the Bronx by putting Queens BP Donovan Richards name on it instead of Bronx BP Vanessa Gibson. The two had a big laugh about it and spent the day antd tax payer dollars on social media roasting each other and feigning pride for their locales instead of excoriating the lazy incompetence of the DOT being run by the moronic Ydanis Rodriguez. Brooklyn BP Antonio Reynoso also joined the idiocy with comments of his own. All three confirming the utter uselessness of their redundancy elected office positions

Imbeciles.

In Van Nest, a man shot another man to death on the highway following a car crash they were both involved in.

Also in Van Nest, a man and a woman confronted a man inside a deli and accused him of ogling her and then got into an argument that escalated when the woman hit him with a hammer and her boyfriend pulled out a gun after the other man tried to defend himself. The woman continued to hit him outside and then her boyfriend tried to shoot him and missed and hit the window.

In Co-Op City, an off-duty NYPD sergeant crashed into a patrol car while driving drunk.

In Norwood, an ambulance responding to an emergency hit a man while he was crossing the street, killing him instantly.

In Hunts Point, a man crashed his car under a truck standing on a curb and killed his passenger.

In Mott Haven, a man shot another man to death on the street in the dead of night.

In University Heights, a man shot another man on his foot on the street and split in a Honda.

In Williamsbridge, a man broke into his ex-girlfriend’s apartment, who he attempted to rape weeks earlier and promised to kill her and himself while holding a box cutter, and tried to shoot her down in her bedroom but he missed, then he jumped out the window and ran to a park where he was pursued by cops responding to the emergency call. The man wound up getting killed after turning to shoot and the cops shot him down.

A startup corporation ride share app decided to take their mopeds out of the borough because of persistent thievery.  Although they are still keeping their shitty mopeds in Brooklyn.

Queens

In Astoria, a man stalking a woman walking on the sidewalk grabbed her and stabbed her to by a chain pharmacy, making the world’s first borough the first to have a reported homicide in the city for the second year in a row. The man committed suicide at his apartment 4 days later.

Also in Astoria at the Steinway St. Station, a man sat down next to a 14-year-old girl and fondled her leg and grabbed her ass on the M train.

In Jamaica, three men mugged eight people by ATM machines and stole their cash as they were making withdrawals in a two month robbery spree.

Also in Jamaica, two men attacked another man for wearing a red jacket inside a bodega and shot him to death after brawling outside with him.

Again in Jamaica, two men stalked a man walking on the sidewalk, then they held him at gunpoint and robbed his wallet and gold chain.

In Forest Hills at the 71st Ave/Continental Ave. Station, a man killed himself trying to hop the turnstiles while intoxicated after landing on his head.

Also in Forest Hills, a man returning home from a trip with his wife and two kids got held up at gunpoint by two men after he stepped out of his car while his 2 year-old son was still inside. When the man resisted their demand to give them his money and cellphone, the thugs pistol whipped and shot him and ran away.

Again in Forest Hills, a man tackled a 75-year-old woman while she was walking on the sidewalk in broad daylight.

And again in Forest Hills, a man who with the privilege to work remote from his lux apartment trafficked a 13-year-old boy to his home for sexual acts.

In Flushing, a man shot another man to death during a fight in a front of a message parlor.

Also in Flushing, a man set an apartment building on a fire when he climbed the fire escape and threw a molotov cocktail into an apartment where he was involved in a bad drug deal.

Again in Flushing, a man broke into a lighting store and robbed a laptop and $2,000.

In Ozone Park at the Rockaway Blvd. Station, a homeless man who was heading to his relatives house in Brooklyn to watch football with his relatives got randomly stabbed in the neck by a man on the platform and wound up paralyzed.

Also in Ozone Park, cops busted a drug dealer in possession of 600 grams of blow and crack and fentanyl inside his house trafficked from a drug cartel in Mexico.

In Jackson Heights, a man stalked a woman walking on the sidewalk and snatched an envelope containing $2,500 from her backpack in broad daylight.

Also in Jackson Heights, a man loitering in front of a building was casing another man who was on his cellphone standing by a shanty. Then another man sneaks up behind the man while he was talking on his phone and sucker punches him and knocks him over onto the asphalt, then the loiterer joins him and robs his wallet, backpack and phone.

Always be aware of your surroundings and take your calls at home.

Again in Jackson Heights, a man stabbed another man in the arm multiple times to settle an argument they had on the street.

In Queens Village, an 85-year-old woman died and was found with her neck broken in her bedroom inside her home.

Also in Queens Village, a drunk driver killed one of his passengers when he crashed his car into another van and a telephone pole while speeding.

In Elmhurst, a man and his mother got into a domestic dispute at her house and then when his brother intervened and tried to calm them down, the man took a knife out and stabbed him to death.

Also in Elmhurst, a man killed himself when he got hit by a train while attempting to write graffiti on the elevated tracks.

Again in Elmhurst, a man grabbed a woman from behind as she was walking on the sidewalk and he placed a chokehold on her and robbed her purse containing her vax pass card and a grand in cash.

And again in Elmhurst, a man pulled out his choad and jerked off in front of housekeeper and pulled a gun on her while she was cleaning his room at a hotel.

And again in Elmhurst, a loaded gun was found underneath a toilet that is used solely for the arrested at a NYPD precinct.

In Auburndale, a man allegedly helping out workers at a house that was doing illegal gut renovations got killed instantly when a dumpster door swung open on him and hit him the head while he was having a conversation with one of them.

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In South Ozone Park, a 16-year-old boy on the high school basketball team got caught by safety officers smuggling a .38 special into his school.

Also in South Ozone Park, a 68-year-old man hit an 11-year-old boy with his SUV while he was crossing the street, then he tried to flee to his house nearby to avoid getting caught driving without a license.

In Howard Beach, a man rode his e-bike towards a lamp post and shot at the speed camera and he completely missed his target despite emptying his entire clip.

In Far Rockaway, a transformer exploded at the 29th St. Station.

Also in Far Rockaway, a woman stabbed another woman to death in the lobby of the apartment building where both of them lived. The killer had been tormenting her and other tenants constantly and the building management remained insouciant to the goings on at the building which suffers from low security personnel.

Maybe if the recent owners were more concerned about their tenants instead of trying to market to an upscale demographic to further gentrify the beach, this gruesome murder never would have happened.

In Rockaway Beach, an explosion in a unit in an apartment building injured three people.

In Middle Village, a man got killed when he got hit by a car driven by an unlicensed driver while walking by the mall.

Also in Middle Village, a man broke into a car and robbed credit cards and used one of them to make a $100 purchase.

Again in Middle Village at the Metropolitan Ave. Station, every car on the M train arrived covered entirely in graffiti. MTA workers are saying that these bombings are happening more frequently and are getting pessimistic about trying to find a way to stop it.

 

In Glendale, a man flashed his choad at a woman as she exited a laundromat.

In Ridgewood at the Forest Ave. Station, a vandal left graffiti on the wall making fun of the cold-blooded murder of two cops in Harlem.

In Maspeth, a new wave of catalytic converter theft is on the rise again. Three bandits was caught in the act after they cut them off from under the vehicles.

In Woodside, a man attempting to cross the BQE on foot got killed when a cab driver slammed into him.

In Hollis, a man loitering in an apartment building followed a tenant into the elevator and then slapped her ass and then beat her up inside the lift. Then he ripped her shirt off and stole her cellphone and got off the elevator and fled down the stairs.

In Fresh Meadows, a bigoted student sent vitriolic messages and terrorist threats to a catholic high school over social media, forcing the faculty to shut the school down for the day.

In Kew Gardens, a hosehead driving a big rig truck of beef from Canada stripped the roof of his trailer trying to squeeze under an overpass on the Jackie Robinson Parkway.

Also in Kew Gardens, the holding cells and the kitchen area at the Queens Criminal Courthouse have devolved into health hazards according to complaints from C.O.’s and city workers.

On the Queensboro Bridge, people are illegally riding unlicensed mopeds and motor scooters on the shared bike/pedestrian lane. (Now they noticed?)

In South Jamaica, two kids nearly killed themselves after walking on the shallow ice on the pond at a park.

At JFK Airport, a man beat down a cab driver so bad he knocked his turban off his head.

Also at JFK Airport, a collegiate soccer player went bonkers on a passenger jet when he refused to abide by the rules and wear a mask. Then he threw a soda can at another passenger, comically assaulted the pilot and mooned the stewardesses.

On Rikers Island, a training drill conducted by a non-profit security agency guards went wrong when they staged an attack of an inmate assaulting a female C.O.  but they used real pepper spray and all the guards involved got adverse reactions to it.

Also on Rikers Island, a C.O. revealed how he ran a fighting ring with gang bangers in the facility he was guarding.

Again on Rikers Island, numerous prisoners assembled a hunger strike to protest the inhumane conditions, poor services, rancid food and violence that’s continued unabated even under a federal monitor.

And again on Rikers Island, an inmate grabbed a C.O.’s breast from his cell, then he ambushed a nurse and forced her into a room and started to rape her until another inmate broke the lock open on the door and took him off her and beat the shit out of him.

Brooklyn

In Bed-Stuy at the Kusciusko St. Station, heading to his first day at work from his house with press in tow, Mayor Adams observes from the platform and through a grated window a fight breaking out on the sidewalk below and makes a 911 call and reports the tussle. After Mayor Adams boards the J to City Hall, cops arrived to find one of the men missing and asks a few questions to man who remained and then they left without arresting anyone.

Hizzoner then griped on a local corporate news network that the cops deployed to the street fight didn’t do a thorough enough investigation. Maybe he should have decided to miss the train and waited to until the cops got deployed there to get a better perspective about how insouciant his police force is.

Also in Bed-Stuy at the Kusciusko Street Station, a gang of 11 men and women hopped the turnstiles and went through the emergency gate and then attacked and beat down 2 men on the platform and stole a jacket and umbrella from them. Nobody got arrested in that incident either.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a man rushed into a smoke shop and shot at another man multiple times and ran out. But he missed his mark and shot a woman and her dog instead, and they both stepped out of the store and collapsed on the sidewalk and died. Then the killer walked away and got back in his car and drove off.

And again in Bed-Stuy, an app-food delivery man dropping off an order at an apartment building got ambushed in the stairwell by a man who held him up at gunpoint and robbed $500 off him.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man got shot in the chest at point blank range and died in his car that he crashed into a fence while trying to get away.

In Canarsie, a bewigged man held up a dollar dollar twenty five tree store at gunpoint and ran out the door and into cops waiting outside while still holding his piece. Then he got into a brawl with them and tried to shoot one of them with his ghost gun and wound up getting shot in the neck by the popo while resisting arrest. The skel already had a warrant on him for blowing off a court date from a desk appearance ticket for getting pinched a month earlier for shoplifting $1000 worth of clothing at Macy’s.

Also in Canarsie, a  man shot another man in the head twice and shot two other men in their legs and also a woman in the leg twice after engaging in a fight over a woman at a party at a event space that took place at a shuttered store. The man who got shot in the head while trying to break up the fight  was the promoter of the event and he died two days later from his wounds.

Again in Canarsie, a man got shot to death on a street corner from a drive-by. He was a rapper who got a major recording contract only a few days ago.

In Brownsville, a man arrested for a carjacking escaped from police custody at a hospital by feigning to have chest pains and ran outside with no shirt or shoes and cuffs still on his hands.

In Bushwick, a man held up and robbed a flower shop at gunpoint.

Also in Bushwick, a man shot another man to death as he was sitting in his car.

Again in Bushwick, a man went into an apartment building and stuck a knife up to the security guard and robbed over $2,700 worth of electronics that were just shipped to the building. Also stolen was a box of hand sanitizer. Then he forced the guard to help him carry the stolen item to a bodega where he sold the pilfered merchandise to the cashier.

In East New York, two teenage girls and a man were shot at from a drive by while sitting inside a parked car. The man tried to drive off while wounded but jumped the curb and got stuck and he abandoned the vehicle. The man and the younger girl wound up in critical condition from their wounds and their assailant is still on the loose.

In Williamsburg, two bigots chased another man on the street and caught up to him and clubbed him sticks.

Also in Williamsburg, a man shot another man as he was sitting in the drivers seat of his car on the corner during a drive by.

In Crown Heights, a man pulled a knife on a woman and raped her in a boiler room at an apartment building after picking her up at a fast food restaurant.

Also in Crown Heights, a man walked up to another man on the sidewalk and punched him in the nose and fled.

Again in Crown Heights, a man got shot on a stairwell and collapsed and bled to death by an elevator in an apartment building.

And again in Crown Heights, a man having an argument with his co-worker while moving furniture settled the dispute by getting into the rental truck and ran him over and kept going.

And again in Crown Heights, a man got shot to death on a stoop in broad daylight as he was about to go inside a house.

In Mapleton, a man walked up to a 17-year-old girl on the sidewalk and pushed her down and felt her up as she laid on the pavement.

In Midwood, an 84-year-old man was found dead and decomposed in a heavily cluttered apartment he lived in with his 71-year-old wife. The deceased was dead for two months.

Also in Midwood, an off-duty cop got into a raging argument with a livery driver who cut him off with his car while making a u-turn. Then the cop called him xenophobic slurs and  punched him in the face after the livery driver spat on him and punched his vehicle.

In Downtown Brooklyn, 17 gang bangers, 12 of them who were under 18 years old including one girl, and got indicted and incarcerated by the borough’s D.A. for their involvement in drug slinging, shootings, homicides and terrorizing communities from Fort Greene to East New York.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn at the Atlantic Ave. Station, a bigot sat down next to a woman and her two children on the train and punched her14-year-old son in the face because of his race.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Jay St/Metrotech Station, a homeless man was found dead on the A train shortly before the morning rush and delaying trains for over 2 hours.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center Station, a man got hit by the arriving Q train while picking up his backpack at the edge of the platform.

In Coney Island, a man laying down in the middle of the road on the boulevard got killed when a man drove his car over him.

Also in Coney Island, a man shoplifted cases of cerveza and frozen pizza from a grocery store and used the shopping cart to shove the worker out of his way to escape.

In Park Slope, a man illegally riding a moped in the bike lane stopped and parked in the middle of it and walked up to a blind man on the sidewalk and sucker punched him in the head. Then he got back on his unlicensed motorcycle and rode the wrong way as the victim’s friend yelled at him.

Also in Park Slope and in Gowanus, a junkie broked into and robbed several small businesses in three months (including one called the “Hipster Deli”!)and is grateful he’s able to get away with his criminal deeds because of the bail reform laws and is elated about D.A. Bragg’s approach to prosecuting crime, knowing he can get off again. The skell also said he was better off continuing his recidivism than serving time at Rikers even though he claims he could do it standing on his head, probably the reason why he’s grateful is because he won’t get charged shooting dope on the street as he would in prison.

In Bay Ridge, a man got stabbed to death and another man got slashed during a rumble involving 8 other men outside a restaurant bar notorious for violence and noise complaints. A young man was charged with the murder.

In Mill Basin, a young man shot at a gang of teenage boys and hit two of them while he was shopping at a sneaker store in a gang-related dispute inside a mall. The assailant and his accomplices were caught by the cops around Flatbush and arrested. The gangbanger was sprung from bail a few months earlier on a gun possession charge after fleeing from the cops in a high speed chase.

In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man got ambushed by three men they shot him as they chase him on the street, hitting him in the leg and back. The victim survived and decided to change his rap persona and his name which was slang for gun.

In New Lots, a man stepped in front of an ambulance, then walked to the side of the vehicle and pointed a gun at the two EMT’s inside. Then he ran away.

Also in New Lots, a man stabbed his mother to death inside their house during a domestic dispute.

In Fort Greene, two men held up a man at knifepoint on the street and robbed his wallet.

Also in Fort Greene, a man shoplifted a bunch of candy from a bodega and then flashed a knife at a worker who tried to stop him.

Again in Fort Greene, a man cracked a lock open and accessed a construction site and stole over $100,000 worth of construction tools and equipment.

And again in Fort Greene, an app-food delivery worker left his company bike outside to make a dropoff then came out and found his bike gone.

And again in Fort Greene, a man swung a baseball bat at another man riding his bike on the street and broke his nose.

And again in Fort Greene, a man snatched a crate bin of delivery packages from one of Jeff Bezos’ vans.

And again in Fort Greene, a woman had her ebike robbed while she was at a store.

And again in Fort Greene, a man stole a van and ditched it in Jamaica.

And again in Fort Greene, a man got confronted by a gang of five men walking under scaffolding and luckily escaped their clutches after they demanded money from him.

And again in Fort Greene, two men jumped a man from behind, put a chokehold on him and beat him down to the pavement and then stole his wallet.

In Sheepshead Bay, a school bus driver ran over and killed a 15-year-old girl as she was crossing the street and continued to drive the kids to school.

Again in Sheepshead Bay, two men weaponized their van to break into an ATM in broad daylight and robbed over 6 large from it. Then the dummies went back to the scene of their crime because one of them dropped his celly while they were grabbing the cash.

In Windsor Terrace, app-food delivery guy working the night shift got plowed by an SUV driver in a hit-and-run.

In East Williamsburg, a man committed suicide by shooting himself on the street in front of a building under renovation.

In East Flatbush, a man shot another man to death on street corner in broad daylight.

In Clinton Hill, a man held up a delivery worker at knifepoint at an apartment building and robbed a crate full of packages he left on a lower floor that he was about to drop off.

Also in Clinton Hill, two men and a woman beat up a homeless man with a bat. Then the homeless man went to the subway instead of to the hospital.

Again in Clinton Hill, a man got approached by another man who demanded his wallet by simulating a gun in his jacket, then the mark pulled out a boxcutter and scared the mugger off.

And again in Clinton Hill, a man bashed a bottle over his relative’s head at a promenade.

And again in Clinton Hill, a man had his car stolen right when he was ordering takeout lunch at a restaurant.

And again in Clinton Hill, a barber bounced a man out of his shop and then slashed him in the head when he tried to return.

And again in Clinton Hill, an argument between two men on the street escalated when one of them stabbed and slashed the other.

And again in Clinton Hill, a burglar broke into a Caribbean restaurant and robbed the safe.

In Bensonhurst, a man opportunistically stole a car that the driver’s owner left running.

Also in Bensonhurst, a man carjacked a vehicle at gunpoint at a gas station, then drove by his mark and the cops.

Again in Bensonhurst, a woman had her $17,000 ring stolen while she was taking a shower in her apartment.

And again in Bensonhurst at the 20th Ave. Station, a man held up a commuter at gunpoint and robbed his cellphone and wallet on the D train.

In Homecrest, a community center and church has been targeted by xenophobic bigots who break their windows with rocks and locks. The attacks even happen while people are inside when it’s open.

In Greenpoint, a 75-year-old woman got hit by a car driven by a 70-year-old man while she was jaywalking crossing the boulevard.

Also in Greenpoint, two creeps sneaked into a restaurant through a broken window and stole $100 the day after the business was plowed by a hit-and-run driver. The thieves broke the monitor so they wouldn’t be recognized even though their images are stored in the security cams files.

In Brighton Beach, two men held up two girls with a taser and robbed their stuff.

In Bath Beach, two men stole over 2 large worth of nicotine gum from a bodega.

In Marine Park, a cranky woman snapped at three children and spat on them and told them Hitler should have killed them.

On the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway, a drunk driver sped through traffic congestion and plowed into a NYPD captain who was giving a ticket to another driver on the shoulder of the road.

Staten Island

In St. George, a man stabbed his roommate to death inside their apartment over an argument of using the bathroom. Then he tried to cover the homicide up by propping his body in the bathtub to make it look like a suicide.

In New Springville, cops showed up to a house to execute a search warrant for a drug operation going on inside there for months were met with gunfire by one of the drug dealers from the second floor, who shot at them and hit one of the cops on the leg. A shootout ensued and bullets flew past a 12-year-old girl who was in the living room during the shootout between the thug and the cops. The drug lord escaped out a window but got plucked by cops waiting outside.

In West Brighton, a gang of five men stalked a man to his apartment building and robbed his watch and wallet at gunpoint.

Also in West Brighton, a man got stabbed on the street in broad daylight.

Again in West Brighton, a body of a dead man was found drifting on the water at a park reservoir.

In Concord, a man pummeled another man in the face as his accomplice jacked his car.

In Stapleton, four men looted a liquor store after one of the thugs pistol whipped a worker.

Also in Stapleton, a woman lit a couch on fire inside a building while three other people were still inside.

In Grasmere, a deli caught on fire and multiple cars parked in a lot got damaged when someone set a blaze in a garbage bin.

In Grant City, a man beat the shit out of a woman and robbed her cellphone as she laid on the pavement.

In Castleton Corners, a woman slashed a woman in the face on New Year’s Day.

In New Springville, a man drove his car into a parked car and left the accident scene making a u-turn over the median. Sensing cops were pursuing him, he ditched his car and hid in a backyard, then the cops caught him when he returned and found him possessing a loaded gun.

In Port Richmond, a woman was arrested for possessing of a ghost gun and thousands of dollars during a search warrant by police.

Also in Port Richmond, a man stole a car and got pulled over by cops and was found with a fake police badge and gun.

Again in Port Richmond, a man expecting a food delivery got bum rushed by a gang of four men who forced their way into his apartment and held them up at gunpoint and with a knife. Then they beat him up and they robbed his friend’s cellphone and watch.

And again in Port Richmond, two men mugged another man on the street and robbed his wallet containing one grand inside in the middle of the night.

In Emerson Hill and Richmond, two cars were easily stolen by thieves when the owners left their cars running by turning them on automatically.

In Clifton, a woman held up a livery driver at knifepoint and robbed $160 and his air pods.

In St. George, two men broke into a building and robbed construction tools and materials from the basement.

In Tottenville, three cars crashed into each other at a three way intersection on a sunny morning.

In Midland Beach, a man and a woman robbed a convenience store as their accomplice held him in a bear hug.

In Tompkinsville, a man injured two cops and plowed into an unmarked patrol car at a designated car stop and then fled to Jersey.

In South Beach, cops stopped a guy on the street with a duffel bag and found two guns and two loaded clips on him.

In Rosebank, a man was found frozen to death at a park.

In Elm Park, a man beat down another man on the street with a baseball bat, and was discovered that he was a prior sex offender.

In Arden Heights, a reality tv show personality flipped over and wrecked her car while driving drunk.

In the South Shore, auto theft has gone up 150% in January compared to last year, adding to the explosion of stolen vehicles in the five boroughs in the last few years.

Over 1,100 cars were reported stolen in Eric Adams first month on the job as mayor, double the amount of the past two years in the same month. The most disturbing of all was for shootings, exactly 100, a 25% hike compared to last January, even as the Mayor revived and rebranded the NYPD anti-gun task force. Seven of eight felony categories also had massive increases, leading to a 38% rise total violent offenses in only four weeks time. Showing that recidivists are not the least bit deterred by a cop running the city. But at least the hellish month crime wave was enough for D.A. Bragg to re-elevate the charges for the crimes he diminished that were deemed for prosecution, even if they were only a few of them. All it had to take was for people to die to belatedly alter their own perceptions on crime.

New Bad Days 88, Summer Of Blaz Strike II: Times Square Regresses Into Decline With Random Attacks And Shootings (One Unsolved And One Memory Holed); Violence And Homelessness Makes A Gloomy Return To Penn Station; Homeless Woman Gets Murdered Trying To Shelter In A NYCHA Building; Hooligans Gamble And Shoot A Gun All The While Cops Were Loitering; Homeless War Vet Tries To Butcher Man With A Hatchet At A Bank; Reckless Driving And Vehicular Slaughter Rises Again As Bike Stunt Nazis Monopolize The Streets; Cop Tells Citizen Civil Liberties Don’t Matter; 7-Year-Old Girl Killed By Abusive Brother And Failing City Services; Woman Stabs Man In Supportive Housing Building And Cops Bring Him To Precinct Where He Dies Of An Overdose; Undercover Cops Shoot Down Gunman Then Battle His Dad In A Shootout; Woman Assassinates A Friend Of Her Family; Woman Gunned Down On Her Way Home From Work From A Gangbanger’s Shitty Aim; Mass Shootings Occur At Two Outdoor Evens And A Dice Game In Brooklyn; Woman Beats The Shit Out Of A Stalker On The Subway; The Transit System Blacks Out As Homelessness And Violence Makes A Resurgence In The Stations And On The Trains; NYPD Gets More Guns And Gangs Off The Street While Shootings And Gang Warfare Continue To Maintain A Steady Presence On The Streets

Current Mayor de Blasio: non-plussed, uninvolved, disinterested

Manhattan

In Times Square, eight men ran an 24/7 crack distribution ring on a street corner making over 10 g’s a week in the biggest tourist attraction in the world in the past year. Ain’t no stopping New York City!!

Also in Times Square, a bunch of kids got corralled by cops who caught them cutting off cars while doing reckless stunts on their bicycles.

Again in Times Square, a woman tried to push a man onto the tracks from the N/Q/R platform. Cops caught her at the Herald Square Station. The woman had six priors for assault in the last month, all of them she committed on the subway.

And again in Times Square, a man shot four times at someone on the street and a stray bullet hit the TKTS booth and seating area. Two men that were accompanying him got into an SUV and sped off as the gunman ran away.

And again in Times Square, a homeless man punched a man in the face on the sidewalk and then tried to continue his attack but the other man fought him off. Cops patrolling the area (there are 100’s of them) detained the kook but he resisted arrested and tried to spin his way out of the grips of three cops but fell hard on his ass on the pavement. The cantankerous derelict also randomly assaulted a man three months earlier on the Upper West Side for walking past him after getting out of his car.

And again in Times Square at the 42nd St. Station, a man mumbling to himself on the Q train got up from his seat and then randomly spat, then punched and slashed a man in the face.

And again in Times Square, a man got into an argument with two other men and got shot in the le…oh wait they got into a tussle that caused a planter to fall which panicked hundreds of people and cause them all to flee the area and dozens of cops and higher brass NYPD to flood the zone to arrest at least one perp. The man wound up wounded when a pedicab ran over his ankle and wound up arrested for weed possession, even though carrying an oz of weed is legal.

There was no shooting there at all. Nope, no shooting at all, and if you continue to question this blatant discrepancy you are a conspiracy theorist. Despite witness testimony on social media that it was definitely a shooting. All that matters is to ensure people with a semblance and the optics of safety, which the current mayor of New York City finds wholly and despairingly acceptable.

In Midtown, three thieves accessed an apartment being used as an airbnb by three women and robbed all their cellphones and wallets.

Also in Midtown, a man hassled then slapped a woman in the face on a street corner.

Again in Midtown at the 42nd St. Station, a man and a woman pushing a stroller got into an argument with a 67-year-old woman and then punched her multiple times and knocked her cellphone out of her hand when she tried to film them.

And again in Midtown, a man on a bike got into an argument with a 63-year-old, called her xenophobic slurs, and then he shoved her to the pavement and punched her twice.

And again in Midtown at the Grand Central Station, two men got into a roughhouse brawl on the 7 train platform and continued to fight nearby the train that was departing and both men got knocked down from the impact. One of the combatants wound up with a nasty gash on his head.

And again in Midtown at the 42nd St. Station, a woman randomly shoved a station agent on the ground.

In East Harlem, a man and a homeless woman went inside an apartment building at the Wagner Houses to take shelter at the top of the stairwell and got into an argument that tragically escalated with the man stabbing her multiple times. Then she ran away down the stairs and into the neighboring building and banged on residents doors to get help and wound up dying on a stairwell after bleeding out leaving a crimson trail in both buildings. The staircase in the first building has been regularly used as a sanctuary for homeless people as a safer alternative than sleeping on the streets and in one of current mayor Bill de Blasio’s dangerous and carceral influenced homeless shelters.

Also in East Harlem, a man tied another man up to a lamp post with duct tape and smacked him around as passerby gawked and taunted him thinking that he was caught in the act trying to rob somebody . After the perpetrator smacked him again when an NYPD vehicle rolled by, cops came out and brandished their guns as if they were about to arrest them, but it turned out it was just a gag video being produced for their social media account. The cops then laughed and moved along.

Again in East Harlem at the 125th St. Station, a man stabbed another man in the head as he was entering the 6 train following a dispute on the platform.

And again in East Harlem, a man got shot in the torso on the grounds of the Wagner Houses.

In Harlem, a man walked up to another man on the avenue and shot him in the leg, then got on his unlicensed moped and split. These scooters have become quite a convenient alternative to using cars with phony temp plates to commit crimes with.

Also in Harlem, a man ran down on the middle of the avenue shooting at someone or something.

Again in Harlem at the 135th St. Station, a man stuck a knife at another man who bumped into him and then punched him over and over again on the 2 train.

And again in Harlem, a group of men rolling dice on the sidewalk and drinking beers right in front of two cops leaning against the wall (one with a foot up against it) and two cops in a NYPD cruiser got disrupted when a man stood up and pulled his gun out and shot his own foot, causing all of the men to scatter and run away. The two cops on foot patrol don’t bother give chase and the other two cops don’t even move from their vehicle or even use it to pursue the fleeing gang.

The four cops were ultimately suspended for their insouciance, but it’s possible that they are only following orders because the city can’t put anymore criminals on Rikers Island because we are trying to close it down for our real estate developer overlords.

And again in Harlem, a man ran towards a parked car and shot a man to death who sitting in the drivers seat. The killer is still on the loose.

And again in Harlem, a man crashed his car into another car that was going the other way and then he tried to throw his gun into the river moments before the cops arrived.

And again in Harlem, a man beat another man to death on the stoop of an apartment building after he accused him of constantly sexually harassing his 14-year-old daughter for a year.

In Washington Heights, four men got into a shootout in front of a bodega after one of them held up a worker at gunpoint, two women and a 78-year-old man got hit by a stray bullets.

Also in Washington Heights at the 168th St. Station, a man hassled a woman for money on the C train and then he slammed her against the bench and strangled her, causing her to pass out. After he fondled her breasts, he dragged her from the train when it stopped at the station and left her unconscious on the platform.

And again in Washington Heights, a young man set an NYPD van and four other piles of garbage bags on fire in a one day spree. The dude has been a pryomaniac since the age of 10.

In Central Park, a branch snapped off a tree and hit a man and woman while they were sitting on a bench in a playground.

Also in Central Park, an owl committed suicide by flying directly into a NYC parks patrol vehicle.

Again in Central Park, two teenagers mugged a woman for her purse.

In the Lower East Side at the Essex St. Station, a woman got caught trying to beat the fare by an undercover cop and then after resisting arrest and trying to kick him, the cop threw the woman to the ground and cuffed her. Commuters witnessing the arrest filmed the cop on their cellies, which infuriated the cop and used his authority to intimidate them from documenting the arrest and ticketed a woman filming it. Then the cop confronted two men walking away from the incident on the street and then he grabbed one of them and threw him down to the concrete and stole his cellphone. The cops has cost city taxpayers nearly $300,000 for prior abuses of the badge from excessive force lawsuits against the city.

Also in the Lower East Side, tenants at the Wald Houses were throwing their trash out of their windows, where they landed on the ledge by a woman’s apartment, causing a colony rat infestation an olfactory hazard. When Monica Morales showed up to report it, NYCHA cleaned it up the next day, showing once again she’s doing Bart Shwartz’s six figure earning monitor job for free.

Again in the Lower East Side, a homeless man stabbed another man in the chest to win an argument at a park nearby a luxury housing tower.

And again in the Lower East Side, a man shot another man in the gut after they got into a tussle in the lobby of a building. The victim sought help at a nearby deli while dripping blood on the pavement.

And again in the Lower East Side, selfish obnoxious young and youngish people continue to monopolize the streets making a racket while inebriated as djs blare music from bars and bluetooth amplifiers on street corners till the crack of dawn.

And again in the Lower East Side, the NYPD deployed cops to barricade and shut down park space to the public because of homeless occupations, open drug abuse and periodical street violence.

In the East Village, the NYPD deployed cops to barricade park space to keep homeless people from using it to sit on the benches.

Yeah, this is a great look for NYC.

Also in the East Village, an argument between two men on the street escalated and concluded with one of them slashing the other in the face with a knife.

Again in the East Village, a man chased another man down the street while holding a gun and then h

Again in the East Village, cops caught a stupid hipster from another state an apartment he shares with another hipster for spray painting his lame graffiti tags on the E, C, and 1 trains at stations in Forest Hills, Harlem and Washington and an advertisement poster in Times Square and had a good cry during processing.

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And again in the East Village, a man brought a hooker to his apartment and awakened his roommate in his bedroom and then the hooker asked him he wants to have a good time and the tired man refuses. Then the unwilling john woke up and noticed his $30,000 watch was robbed. The hooker also stole his credit card which used to spend $1,300 on some personal shit.

And again in the East Village, a man walked into a laundromat and threatened the manager to give him money, she refused and pulled out a screwdriver and tried to use it, but the thug overpowered her and robbed $250 from the till.

And again in the East Village at the 1st Avenue Station, four homeless men formed a congregate shelter rec room at the end of the platform.

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In Greenwich Village at the Christopher St. Station, a man slashed a drunk man in the face and stole his wallet on the 1 train.

In Washington Square Park, a man died of a drug overdose inside his parked car nearby an entrance. A man and a woman were found dead on the grass lying on their backs and they were also diagnosed as O.D.’s.

In Chelsea, a man lit a restaurant and the shanty they built for outdoor dining on fire. The pyromaniac also set fires in 13 city garbage cans before hitting the eatery.

Also in Chelsea, a 19-year-old man attempted suicide by trying to jump off a tower net on a driving range at the pier studios.

Again in Chelsea at the 28th St. Station, a man stood over a woman and put his dick on her arm on the 1 train. The he followed her off the train and smashed her phone on the ground and pushed her down after she took pictures of him.

In Union Square, a man fell onto the local train tracks on his wheelchair and was rescued by a Samaritan as the 6 train was approaching to the station. Nothing was reported about how he fell down there. There were no follow up reports on whether this man was pushed, if he had a medical episode or if it was a suicide attempt.

Also in Union Square, a man walloped another man in the head with a hammer and caused the victim to fall onto the tracks on the N/R transit line. The the lunatic snatched a chain off a young man at the 125th Station in Harlem and then threatened to whack with his hammer. The victim recognized him from the news about his attack downtown and gathered his crew and went back to the 125th Station to find Hammerman still loitering at the station. The skell flees from them onto to the tracks and ran into the tunnel. Then the young man and his friends caught the thief back at 125th and they chased him on the street and the young man took the lunatic down until the cops intervened and after a brief misunderstanding where they tried to collar the victim but saw the perp with the hammer and figure out he was the wanted man.

In Downtown Manhattan, a moron tourist flew his drone into the 7 WTC building while he was taking video footage and it got stuck, sparking a terror alert that required a deployment of nearly 50 cops to secure the vicinity. The dipshit came away with his irresponsible stunt by calling it a genuine New York City experience. Too bad the cops didn’t let him experience more of what this city has to offer like a night in the tombs.

Also in Downtown Manhattan at the Fulton St. Station, the C train crashed into a shopping cart that was left on the tracks during the evening rush hour.

Again in Downtown Manhattan, the man who killed an actress he ran over with his unlicensed motor scooter in a hit-and-run as she was crossing the street with the green light got arrested and arraigned on charges for her death and was nearly released on bail.

And again in Downtown Manhattan, nine gun traffickers/inspiring rappers got indicted for transporting 87 guns from Georgia to use in their music videos and to eventually sell on the streets.

And again in Downtown Manhattan in the Tombs, a cop brutalized and beat up a prisoner whiled he was still handcuffed by throwing him against the wall and on the wet floor inside a cell.

In the Financial District, a man gripping a hatchet walked into a bank and then attacked another man from behind as he was about to use the ATM machine, gashing his victim on his head and leg while relentlessly swinging it. Then the man cracked the screens on the other ATM’s with the weapon. Another man walked into the bank and stared him down and challenged him as the deranged man was gripping his weapon but he ran away and left his hatchet behind. The man then went across town and randomly kicked a man in the face near an upscale restaurant and rooftop concert venue. Cops caught the disturbed man breaking car and store windows in Chelsea a few days later.

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The mentally ill man continued his rampage against humankind in Chelsea, where he found a hammer and smashed car windows and a few restaurant windows until the cops caught up with him and collared him.

The man was an Iraq War veteran who suffered from mental illness most of his life, which exacerbated after he finished his service with the Army and wound up in a VA hospital and wandering the streets. Where is fucking THRIVE? Oh yeah, this service is too sophisticated to handle cases where mentally and emotionally disturbed people are prone to violence and besides the human tax boondoggle Chirlie’s Wilhelm’s husband says that attacks from these mentally ill people don’t happen that much and they shouldn’t be subjected to stereotypes.

Also in the Financial District, two gangbangers murdered a hooker in their airbnb rented apartment and stuffed her corpse in a 55 gallon drum barrel and ditched her in Jersey. The prostitute was a frequent visitor to that building.

Again in the Financial District, a dead woman was found floating in the East River.

In Soho, a man sucker punched a 68-year-old woman in the head while she was collecting recyclables from a garbage can and putting them in her shopping cart.

Also in Soho, a 73-year-old man had his path obstructed by a homeless man who was laying down on the steps of an apartment building where he lived, then the bum bashed his face in when he asked him to get up.

Again in Soho, a security guard stabbed his supervisor six times in the chest and arms with a machete at an NYU dorm building after he was reprimanded for not complying with COVID-19 protocols for working inside the building. The guard had a stellar work record at the University and was rewarded for his service during the worst of the pandemic.

And again in Soho, three men looted a high end fash designer store and robbed clothing worth thousands of dollars, but fucked up when one of their co-horts dropped his gun, giving cops on patrol in the vicinity enough time to bust them.

In Chinatown, a man with his face covered by a ski mask and riding an unlicensed dirtbike hassled a traffic cop and got into an argument with him, then he splashed water on him and punched him in the face when the cop took his picture on his celly.

In the Upper West Side, three young men on unlicensed motor scooters (one of them riding on the saddle) rolled up on the sidewalk and snatched a cellphone off a man as he was using it. Then two of them rolled up to a woman and snatched her celly while she was sitting on a park bench.

Also in the Upper West Side, a man shot another man in the stomach after demanding that he take his mask off and a stray bullet hit an 81-year-old man in the foot while he was sitting outside in front of a barber shop.

In the Upper East Side, a man hit a 62-year-old woman with his bicycle while she was in the crosswalk and rode away after knocking her to the asphalt and yelling at her for walking too slow. Her attempt to filed a report at the nearest NYPD precinct proved futile, because the city wants people to stop driving cars.

Also in the Upper East Side, a man walked into an auto body shop and shot the manager to death with a blast to the head at point blank range, then he shot another worker in the back and collectedly walked out the door and onto the street.

Again in the Upper East Side, a mentally ill homeless man wanders around the vicinity knocking over every garbage can on every corner in sight, grabs trash from cans in the subway and spreads it everywhere, has been yelling curses and bigoted remarks at small business owners and random people and shoplifting food from stores for years with impunity. In terms of the budgetary costs of current Mayor de Blasio’s tax boondoggle wife’s phantom mental health program THRIVE correlating with the legacy of this man’s reign of street terror, about 0 dollars out of the 1.25 billion dollars went to help this lunatic.

Because of the embarrassing media attention, de Blasio’s DHS managed to get the man a room in order to hide him from society for awhile. Maybe he’ll get vaccinated and get the Key to NYC which will open up the city to resume his mayhem on the streets.

And again in the Upper East Side, three people crashed into each other while riding their bikes during the annual five boro bike tour. It’s not a race people.

In Inwood, two children and two women got plowed by a hit and run driver in a minivan while they were crossing the street.

Also in Inwood, a young man and a boy both shot 15-year-old boy by a bodega.

Again in Inwood, a man shot a 15-year-old boy to death execution style in a fusillade of bullets on a street corner, then ran to a black SUV that was waiting to pick him up after the gangbanger attack.

And again in Inwood, a man got shot to death after he tried to break up a fight between two men on the street and wound up with a blast to his chest. His killer shot his foe in the hand.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a man got caught by cops trying to rob a bank with a note demanding 50 large. After a judge released him without bail and under supervision, the crook held up another bank from the same branch and slipped a note demanding 50 large again but got away with a little over a grand. Then he went to another bank in Midtown and got nailed by the cops after the nimble teller set off an alarm. The next judge ironically set up a bail of 50 large during his arraignment.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a man attempted to set a police car on fire by sticking a gasoline soaked rag in the gas tank that was parked in front of a NYPD precinct. The firebug was caught by cops on patrol six blocks away and was found to have 60 priors in five states.

In Columbus Circle, a man yelled xenophobic demands at a woman on the C train.

In Penn Station at the 34th St. Station, a fat slob failing to jump the turnstiles got into an argument with an 80-year-old man who was trying to commute and then he punched him in the face and stole his umbrella.

Also in Penn Station, an argument between two men inside the station building escalated when one of them pulled out a gun and fired a shot as his adversary was walking onto the street and missed him as the stray bullet hit a commuter in his leg during the evening rush. The perp ditched his gun inside a trash can as he fled from the crime scene. Felonious crimes, drug abuse and homelessness all have seen spikes at the city landmark terminal.

And again in Penn Station at the 34th St. Station,  a man stuck up a jazz man at knife point on the A train and then he punched him in the face and stole his trombone.

And again in Penn Station at the 34th St. Station, a man trying to beat the fare while going through the emergency door got obstructed by an MTA worker, so he punched him in the face.

In Kips Bay, a man ran up to another man walking on the sidewalk and shot at his legs and the mark surrendered his gold chain and watch to the gunman.

In NoMad, two men rolling in a Benz cased two other men walking towards their fancy car and one of them ran up to them and held them up at gunpoint and robbed them of over $4,000,000 worth of baubles and a watch and also a $10,000 medallion. Then the high-end crooks cased out a man in Chelsea and both of them held their mark at gunpoint and robbed his jewels and watch that were worth around 100 large.

In Stuyvesant Town, a man punched a woman in the face in the middle of the crosswalk in front of her children and demanded they go back to their country.

In Fort George, a man got shot in the chest on the street from a drive-by.

At the George Washington Bridge, a man got caught by Port Authority Police in possession of arsenal of weapons consisting of nearly 10,000 rounds of bullets, guns, bullet magazines and silencers and bulletproof vests he purchased at a gun show in Pennsylvania and intended to bring back to his home in Richmond Hill and then sell them on streets.

A man rode his e-powered uniwheel on the FDR Drive. He was going about 35 mph. This toy really needs to be off the streets.

Every numbered subway line and the L Train were knocked out of service when a power outage occurred that was sourced from the Rail Control Tower in Hell’s Kitchen, which caused two subway trains in the Harlem River Tunnel to stall, leading to an evacuation of over 100 commuters who had to walk towards the next destinations. The transit faux pas was caused by a single on/off switch (or button) that was tripped by a MTA worker because there wasn’t a protective cap on it. Which means that worst transit system of the universe can be sabotaged and rendered inoperable by somebody accidentally hit a button with his/her ass. An issue that can easily solve by buying a bottle of tropical fantasy cola at a nearby bodega on 10th Ave for 50 cents.

Queens

In Jamaica, a man shot at another man after they exchanged stares and provocations at a bus stop and two stray bullets went through the windows of a city bus that just arrived and hit a 66-year-old man as he was about to depart and another man sitting inside.

Also in Jamaica, a man walked up to another man sitting in his car and got into an argument with him, then shot him twice and ran away.

Again in Jamaica, a transvestite got shot to death while he was being mugged on the street.

And again in Jamaica, a man got shot to death on the street near a street corner in the middle of the night. He was out on bail for two months following a gun possession charge.

And again in Jamaica at the Van Wyck/Jamaica Ave. Station, a man pushed a woman on the stairs and caused her to fall and land on her head, then he hopped a turnstile with a shit-eating grin on his face.

And again in Jamaica, two men held up an off-duty cop at knifepoint and then slashed him on his hands while stealing his wallet and cellphone.

And again in Jamaica, a drunk homeless woman got hit by a speeding car while she was laying down on the middle of the boulevard.

And again in Jamaica,  a man held up a gas station at gun point and then his accomplices grabbed him and they all ran out. Must have heard the po po nearby.

And again in Jamaica, a man shot another man in the shoulder during a dispute on a street corner.

In South Jamaica, a man shot a 17-year-old boy in the hallway of an apartment building of the Baisley Park Houses.

In South Ozone Park, a man got shot in the chest during an argument with his assailant on the street.

In Ozone Park, a broken down van used to distribute food to poor residents in the area got robbed.

Also in Ozone Park, a man got shot in the face after arguing with his assailant on the street over a traffic issue after midnight.

And again in Ozone Park, a man shot two other men at point blank range at a gas station in broad daylight. The assailant is still on the loose.

And again in Ozone Park, a 9-year-old boy died in a house fire inside his family’s basement apartment by a garage that was started by e-battery that exploded while it was being charged in the middle of the night. His parents and 10 other residents were left homeless by the blaze. This tragedy added to the 55 fires reported that were initiated by charging second hand and excessively powerful e-batteries inside homes.

In South Richmond Hill, a man got shot in his arm while he was fighting three men that were ganging up on him in front of a bodega.

Also in South Richmond Hill, an argument between two men after they crashed their cars into each other in an intersection came to an abrupt end one of them took out a gun and shot the other man to death. The killer abandoned his car and is still on the loose.

In Richmond Hill, a man underfed and physically abused 27 dogs that were exploited to compete in dog fighting matches.

In Jackson Heights, a man got beaten and brutally stabbed to death inside his a conference room in his office by a disgruntled client who threatened him multiple times in weeks over a home foreclosure he hired him for. The lawyer was also threatened by other clients extremely dissatisfied with the  cases he represented them for.

Also in Jackson Heights, the four gangbangers that shot and hit 11 people in front of a barber shop and a restaurant are still on the loose.

Again in Jackson Heights,  a man stalked a 13-year-old girl around a chain pharmacy store and then jerked off when he saw her with her mother while standing behind them.

And again in Jackson Heights, a man committed suicide by stabbing himself to death in

And again in Jackson Heights, two men jumped another man on the sidewalk and beat him up and stole his backpack

In Astoria, a man stabbed two other men and rode away on a moped which he ditched a few blocks away from the bloodshed.

Also in Astoria, two men on mopeds rode beside a car and reached in the driver and passenger windows and stabbed two men multiple times. The driver crashed into an apartment building wall trying to escape and then he and his victim abandoned the car and ran away leaving a bloody trail from the vehicle and on the sidewalk. One of the victims claimed that the two assailants followed him and his friend after counting money in front of a bodega where he worked.

Again in Astoria, a woman intervened in a brawl between two kids and one of the brats punched her in the face and ran away.

And again in Astoria, a man walking on the sidewalk got confronted by two men who held him up at gunpoint and robbed his jewels and ran with them.

In Corona, two men fired shots down the block while standing on the sidewalk. This shooting occurred only 24 hours before 2 gangbangers accompanied by two men on motor scooters that were acting as getaway vehicles, shot at 11 people while trying to kill rival gangbangers.

Also in Corona, a man beat up his wife in the middle of the street with one punch that laid her flat on the asphalt and then a car ran her over, causing her to fall into a coma. The victim and her fugitive husband have six kids with no one to watch over them.

In Arverne, a man got shot to death at his girlfriends apartment after beating her down  in a drunken rage as her sons tried to stop him. Yet cops couldn’t determine who had the gun.

In Far Rockaway, a man got stabbed to death on the avenue a few hours before sundown.

Also in Far Rockaway, two men shot a man to death on the street after midnight.

In Edgemere, a man crashed a car into an apartment inside a three family house and ditched the vehicle which had no license plates.

In Hemmels, a man got shot to death execution style by the boardwalk. His assassin is still on the loose.

In Rockaway Park at the 116th Station, a man was found dead on the S train early in the evening.

Also in Rockaway Park, a mural commemorating the passed lives of the 4,000 people who died from the collapse of the twin towers got destroyed by vandals.

In Flushing, a woman was murdered inside her apartment from getting slashed in the neck. Her killer is still on the loose.

Also in Flushing, a man stalked two sisters age 12 and 3 into a department store bathroom and took his cellphone and clicked a picture of them while they were in a stall.

Again in Flushing, a man shot another man to death with a blast to his chest and shot his girlfriend in the leg at a karaoke bar in an attempt to rob a medallion the victim had custom made in memoriam to his friend that got shot to death on the street.

And again in Flushing, a taxi driver who picked up a passed out woman in Chinatown after four men dropped her in his car and told him to where to take her found out she was dead the whole time when he got to her home and there were chem burns on her face. Sounds like there’s a meth lab somewhere in Chinatown.

And again in Flushing, a man killed himself after doing a flip on the bleachers and crash landing on the balcony below him while tripping balls on acid at a concert at Citifield.

And again in Flushing, a man knocked over a statue of a saint in front of a church.

In Ridgewood,a man riding a bike on the sidewalk sneaked up behind a woman walking her dog with her friend and then snatched two gold chains off her neck on the street in broad daylight.

Also in Ridgewood, two men got into an argument with a gang of young men and women while walking from a bar and then the gang chased after them and clubbed them with baseball bats and chairs and tables and stabbed one of them while they beat their victims down on the pavement.

Again in Ridgewood, a man stabbed another man during a fight by a restaurant shanty tunnel.

In Maspeth, a man killed a 91-year-old woman when he hit her with his SUV while making a turn as she was crossing the street.

In Middle Village, a gang of tween and teenage bike riders harassed and provoked a woman into a shouting match and threatened to beat her up after she claimed they nearly hit her child.

More of these hellions were slaloming around and towards moving vehicles.

Also in Middle Village, a gang of three young thugs surrounded a 14-year-old boy on the sidewalk and stole his wallet, celly and ear sticks after they threatened him.

A total of 28 gangbangers from rival sects got arraigned at Queens Criminal Court for conspiracy to commit murder and myriad other felonious crimes.

In Long Island City, a man attacked two young men for being gay and pummeled one of them in the face on the E train, then the bigot punched a woman when she tried to intervene at the Queens Plaza station.

Also in Long Island City at the 21 St./Queensbridge Station, a man grabbed a woman’s ass on the staircase while she was commuting.

Again in Long Island City, a man shot a man to death in cold blood as he was sitting in his car in front of a luxury apartment building and then the killer hopped into a car and fled with his accomplices.

And again in Long Island City, a man got caught illegally storing over a hundred propane tanks in a parking lot by his food distributor business. The dude must be a big Hank Hill fan.

In Sunnyside, a four-alarm fire that began at a Japanese restaurant set ablaze and destroyed four other small businesses. Queens is still burning.

In Elmhurst, a house where a wedding was taking place went on fire, causing family and guests to jump out of a window of the attic because the front windows were blocked by gates. Queens is still burning.

Also in Elmhurst, a man committed suicide by jumping off an overpass of a railway line and died on the tracks.

Again in Elmhurst, a man got stabbed to death inside his apartment and then his assailant set it on fire, causing an explosion that blew up the roof of the building. Queens is still burning.

In East Elmhurst, a city bus driver got splattered with paintball pellets during a drive-by.

In Springfield Gardens, a woman got shot on a street corner in broad daylight and her assailant is not known.

In Lindenwood, a man killed himself when he crashed his car into a lamppost during a drag race on the boulevard.

In Rego Park, a woman randomly and repeatedly punched another woman in the head and spewed bigoted slurs at her at a bus stop.

In Woodside, two cops stalked and menaced a man who took pictures of them patrolling the subway with their masks off and then one of the cops scolded him and the U.S. Constitution.

In Hollis, a man started a fire on the steps of a church and got caught by a priest.

Also in Hollis, a man got shot to death inside an apartment building at the front door.

In St. Albans, a man was found dead and rotting inside an abandoned parked car.

In Fresh Meadows, two men on a moped stopped by a house that was displaying a gay pride flag and one of them ripped it down and threw a homophobic tantrum on it.

In Howard Beach, a woman drove her car into the water by the Addabo bridge.

In Rochdale, a man’s rotting dead body was found inside the trunk of an abandoned car parked in front of a barber shop. That’s what car storage is Transportation Taliban.

In Murray Hill, a man attempted to rob a bank with a note and the teller told him to get fucked and called the cops.

On Rikers Island, an inmate blindsided a C.O. who was emptying a trash can in his cell and beat him down to the floor. Then he stole his keys and accessed a cell and beat the shit out of another inmate he had a beef with.

Also on Rikers Island, an inmate overdosed on fentanyl inside his cell.

Again in Rikers Island, an inmate was found dead hanging from a makeshift noose in a jail cell days after he was severely beaten by other inmates. His mother was notified of his death through social media.

And again on Rikers Island, dozens of inmates ran loose in the corridors and drained fire extinguishers and ripped off the hoses off them and three inmates attacked and slashed another inmate in the face in a gang-related attack in areas where C.O. supervision is lacking as many of them are working triple and quadruple shifts because of dire understaffing issues.

And again on Rikers Island, an inmate committed suicide by hanging himself in his cell. The man was incarcerated for only 11 days.

And again on Rikers Island, a inmate brutally attacked a C.O. and busted his head open following an inspection of his cell and after the C.O. shined his flash light on him.

And again on Rikers Island, seven inmates beat down a C.O. to get to another inmate and then beat him down and pour scalding hot water on him in the day room.

And again in Rikers Island, C.O.s were not available for hours in two unit areas in one prison building, compelling the inmates to fend for themselves with social services.

In Forest Hills, NYPD and officials from the Department Of Transportation held a public press conference on Queens Blvd about enforcing traffic safety regulations, mostly placing the emphasis on reckless drivers in cars, and a man on an unlicensed e-battery powered motor scooter rolled right next to them going the wrong direction in the middle of an official’s speech and flipped the bird to an observant citizen, who went back to watch the farcical government public service announcement.

Bronx

In Belmont, a man driving a green screen colored car evaded the cops after being pulled over for heavily tinted windows and reeking of pot. Even as an unmarked car was obstructing the path on the street, the lunatic maneuvered around it going and sped down the avenue in the wrong direction and then onto the sidewalk while getting away and crashing into dozens of cars and causing injuries to 14 people. Cops arrested the lunatic a few days later.

Also in Belmont, a man creeping around inside an apartment building sneaked up behind a 70-year-old woman and held her up at gunpoint and raped her on the staircase.

Again in Belmont, a homeless man blindsided and EMT who was handling a patient and bit him on the neck and then held him and his fellow EMT at knifepoint and then stole their ambulance and took it for a joyride to East Harlem.

And again in Belmont, a man shot another man to death in the middle of the street during the evening rush. Cops on patrol caught the killer in his tracks.

And again in Belmont, a man walked into a barber shop and held up a barber at gunpoint while he was cutting a customer’s hair. The crook made off with $700, a watch, two cellies and a gold chain and ring.

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In Fordham Manor, a man walked into a deli and shot another man down to death in cold blood while he was going there to buy something to drink. The killer blasted him 7 times. In discussing the tragedy with reporters, the victim’s mother warned him not to go outside and grieved that their aren’t enough cops in the vicinity.

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Also in Fordham Manor, a woman got killed and another woman got seriously injured as they were crossing the street when a hit-and-run driver plowed into them while speeding.

In Bedford Park, a dead man’s body was found in the basement of a boarded up house that’s been abandoned for 5 years.

In Pelham Gardens, a 91-year-old man was found dead and tied up inside the garage of his home that was robbed by a man dressed as a meter man. The killer was casing houses on the block looking for package deliveries to steal before he forced his way into the elderly man’s home and beat him to death.

In Mott Haven, a 15-year-old boy got shot in the leg following an argument with his assailant at a park.

Also in Mott Haven, heroin junkies continue to occupy Patterson Playground, leaving over 10,000 needles all over the green space in the last 2 years despite the presence of needle disposal receptacles.

Again in Mott Haven, a seven-year-old girl was beaten to death by her 17-year-old brother when he pummeled her for taking snacks. The child was sent back to live with him and her mother at their apt at the Mitchel Houses by de Blasio’s Child Services Dept., despite years of being abused by her mother and after her grandmother nurtured her for most of her childhood. Besides the victim, the mother had four other children taken away from her by foster services for child neglect and abuse.

And again in Mott Haven, a man shot another man to death following an argument nearby a park. His killer got nabbed and it was found he shot another man down on the street back in April following making bail for a shooting he committed last year.

And again in Mott Haven, a fight amongst men on a street corner led to a man getting shot in the leg near the midnight hour.

And again in Mott Haven, a man got shot to death execution style on the sidewalk when his killer followed him and blasted him three times when he turned around.

And again in Mott Haven, a man got into a domestic dispute with his girlfriend which escalated when she stabbed him in the back with a knife in the lobby of a supportive housing building. When cops arrived, they arrested the man and brought him to their precinct and locked him in a cell and died two hours later from a fentanyl overdose. Why didn’t the cops bring him to a hospital and process his arrest after his wound was treated? And how does someone still possess lethal drugs while being processed and locked up? Either nobody is watching the watchmen and somebody fucked up royally at the 40th or this is a similar cover up like the flower planter incident in Times Square?

And again in Mott Haven, two boys got into a tussle on the street and one of them took out his piece and blasted his foe in the legs on a street corner.

In Kingsbridge at the 231 St. Station, a man pushed another man off the platform and onto the elevated tracks in a random attack.

In Fordham Heights, a man got shot to death in front of an apartment building.

Also in Fordham Heights, a heated argument between two groups of men on a street corner escalated when a man pulled out a gun and started shooting in the air, which was witnessed by two plain clothes cops who were finishing their shift for the day and just left their station. The off-duty cops shot the man multiple times when he wouldn’t comply to drop the weapon. After dropping the gun, his father picked it up and shot at the off-duty cops and fled and then tried to ditch the gun to other people in the vicinity as they passed the gat around like a hot potato. The father wound up getting arrested and was discovered to be a career criminal with 60 prior arrests. His son later died from his wounds.

Again in Fordham Heights, a man got shot to death on the street around the corner from his home.

In Morris Heights, a man shot at a man to death by blasting him in the chest and shot another man in his torso on a street corner.

In Mount Hope, a man shot another man in the stomach during an argument on the street.

In Westchester Square, an 8-year-old girl died in the front yard of her house when a stone railing fell on her while she was playing around the shoddily built pillars that were holding it up.

In Soundview, two men riding together on an unlicensed motor scooter rode up the sidewalk and cornered a 13-year-old boy and one of them snatche

Also in Soundview, a security guard caught a skell trying to steal cases of beer from a chain pharmacy but got slashed in the arm twice after he stopped him.

Again in Soundview, a man walked up to two men sitting on a park bench on the grounds of the Monroe Houses and shot both of them in the head at point blank range, killing one of them in a gang-related attack. The cops tracked him down to his apartment and arrested the killer, who was currently on parole for attempted murder.

In Foxhurst, a man pushed a 70-year-old man off a city bus and broke his hip after he told him he didn’t belong on it. Sounds like a bouncer with PTSD.

In Norwood at the Morshulu Parkway Station, a man sexually molested a 16-year-old girl on the 4 train.

In Concourse Village, a man stalked a woman on the sidewalk, started rapping to her and then grabbed her and forced her into an apartment building where he tried to rape her. The woman scratched his face and then the deviant punched her twice and stole her cellphone.

In Claremont Village, a man ambushed another man from behind and stabbed him on the head on the sidewalk in broad daylight.

Also in Claremont Village, a man bashed his one-month-old son’s head on a handle inside his car and knocked the baby unconscious. Cops arrested him for reckless assault.

Again in Claremont Village, a man got shot to death in the middle of the street.

In Claremont, a man shot another man in the back after they had an argument on the street.

In Melrose, a woman set a statue of Mary on fire in front of a church.

Also in Melrose, a man got shot to death inside a deli as his assassin got into a getaway car and is still on the loose.

In Kingsbridge Heights, a man got killed when he crashed his motorcycle while trying to swerve around a car that ran him over while the driver was making a sharp turn.

In Morrisania, a 17-year-old boy got shot to death on the avenue during a gang-related shootout.

Also in Morrisania, three men broke into an apartment and barged into the bedroom a dragged a couple out at gunpoint. After they bound the woman in a blanket, they pistol-whipped the man multiple times and tortured him by heating a spoon and placing on arm to find out where the safe was in the apartment. After trashing the place, they found the safe and left with it along with 25 pairs of sneakers.

In Hunts Point, a young man got into an argument with a tow truck driver at an auto body shop over a $1,000 bill have his car washed and detailed and then he pulled out a gun and shot the driver multiple times. The tower also was armed and fired back but didn’t hit his assailant and wound up dying from his wounds.

In Highbridge, a man shot another man to death by Yankee Stadium following a street fight. The victim watched another his brother die on the street from a shooting and tried to avenge his death by shooting a man he thought was involved in his killing in this town 13 years ago.

Also in Highbridge, a man was strangled to death inside his apartment.

In Longwood, a man punched a bodega store manager multiple times after he was asked to shut the door behind him.

In Riverdale, a man stuck up a cellphone store at gunpoint and robbed $30,000 worth of cellies, tablets and “smart” watches.

In the South Bronx, a man shot two men in the middle of the street, killing one of them in broad daylight.

Also in the South Bronx at the 149th Ave. Station, a man passed out on the platform and fell onto the tracks and then a cop on patrol and a Samaritan jumped down to the trackbed and saved him right when the train was about to arrive.

Again in the South Bronx, a man tried to break into a woman’s car by using a spatula while she was trying to drive away and three men intervened and chased him away. But the lunatic persisted and went after the woman who stepped out of her vehicle which led to more Samaritans intervening and they managed to get him down and throw a few punches at him. The woman drove off and the man got exasperated and laid down on the asphalt.

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In Woodstock,  a Citibike rider got creamed in a car crash between two vehicles at an intersection.

Also in Woodstock, a man got confronted by two other men when he stepped out of a store and they tried to intimidate him by wielding a knife and a wrench. Then the man put up his dukes and then stepped and then got ambushed by another man who pummeled him from behind and dropped him to the pavement, then the other two joined him and proceeded to brutally beat their mark down. All this happened in broad daylight and all perps are still on the streets.

In Eastchester, a gang of four men cut the lock off a gate at an auto dealership and broke into the business by smashing a window. The thugs then broke into the manager’s office and pried open a cabinet with hundreds of keys inside and started pocketing as many as they could grab until a security guard caught them in the act, but couldn’t stop them from fleeing when one of the crooks whacked him with a crowbar.

In Woodlawn, a man got shot to death in front of a cemetery.

In Foxhurst, a man got shot in the leg on a street corner in broad daylight.

In Throggs Neck, a man raped a 9-year-old girl inside a public housing building and he’s been on the loose for 6 years.

In Unionport, three men broke into an apartment by prying the door open with a crowbar while a 14-year-old girl was still at home. Then they tied her up with USB cables and stole $7,500, jewelry and other property from the place.

In Crotona, a domestic dispute between two brothers that initiated when one of them was grilling bbq late at night escalated into a brawl inside their apartment as the man who was cooking strangled his brother and slashed his sister who tried to break it up, then his brother wrested the knife from his sibling and stabbed him to death.

In Crotona Park East, a man being stop and questioned by cops at a cellphone store broke free and ran around an ice cream truck and then started shooting at them as the Mr. Softee theme chimed. Cops nailed him and found a Tec 9mm on him.

In Grand Concourse, a man got shot in the back near a street corner.

In Mount Eden, a man got plowed by a hit-and-run driver while riding his bike.

Also in Mount Eden, a man murdered another man by choking him to death inside his apartment.

In Jerome Park, a mentally ill woman pushed a two-year-old girl onto the pavement and now her mother wants to move out of the neighborhood.

In Charlotte Gardens, a man got shot to death on the street during a drive-by and two young women got shot in a drive-by four hours later. Cops in the vicinity shot at the fleeing vehicle but missed.

In Wakefield, a man got shot in the head on a street corner.

In West Farms, a man attacked an EMT inside the ambulance and pulled out a knife on him while he was being taken to the hospital. The EMT driving the vehicle tried to assist his partner but the lunatic overpowered them and got into the drivers seat and hit the gas as the EMTs got him off the steering wheel while getting dragged alongside.

A 16-year-old boy got arrested and indicted for murder from shooting a 13-year-old rival gang member on the street.

Four gangbangers ran a crime ring where they would rip off app-hail livery drivers at gunpoint and use their cellphones to steal money from their bank accounts and transfer their plunder into their own accounts. Three of the thieves were also involved in a shooting at a used car dealership where a man got hit with a stray bullet while protecting his children inside a waiting room last year.

Brooklyn

In Prospect Heights, a woman shot another woman to death in the back of the head at point blanks in front of her friends while they were hanging out on a stoop in front of a building. Then she finished her off with two more shots as she bled out on the concrete and got in a cruiser and fled with her accomplices. Both women attended a funeral for a man earlier that day. The assassin was a close friend of the family of the victim. And her target.

Also in Prospect Heights at the Franklin Ave./Botanical Gardens Station, a man went up to a token booth and dug in his pants and jerked off in front of the clerk. When her shift ended, the deviant stalked her and then threatened to kill her while brandishing a knife, compelling her to go into a another token booth to protect herself. The lowlife is still on the loose.

Again in Prospect Heights at the Bergen St. Station, a  woman stabbed a man three times after they had a verbal spat on the train they exited.

In Crown Heights, a man shot a woman to death on a street corner.

Also in Crown Heights, a shootout between four men wen off in the middle of the street as stray bullets broke windows of two cars and at an apartment building.

And again in Crown Heights, a man shot another man to death for making a pass at his girlfriend by a bodega.

And again in Crown Heights, a man shot a 17-year-old boy to death on a street corner.

And again in Crown Heights, a man shot at another man on the sidewalk multiple times and hit him in the arm and stray bullets killed a woman who was walking home and steps away from her apartment building when she got hit in the stomach twice. The male victim wouldn’t rat on the killer to the cops.

And again in Crown Heights at the Utica Ave./Eastern Parkway Station, a man was prowling a woman on the platform and then spat on her multiple times. The man kept making advances towards her and tried to hit her, compelling the woman to pick up wet floor signs and smacking him over the head with them. The man then pushes the woman onto the train tracks. As MTA workers help her back up after watching her fight off the dirtbag by herself, she grabs one of their brooms and beats him over the head with it. The cops showed up right when he tried to flee on the train that just arrived.

The woman that got needlessly killed is a Hatian immigrant who left her country because of the violence and crime in that nation, only to come to America and be betrayed of her safety by  de Blasio’s and the City Council Cronies New York.

And again in Crown Heights, a man whipped his choad out in front of a 13-year-old girl on a city bus.

And again in Crown Heights, a young woman got killed by a reckless driver when he lost control of his car while drag racing on the street, jumped the curb and rammed into a bus stop where she and her boyfriend were standing.

In East New York at the Broadway Junction Station, a man got into an argument after he tried to pass a man and a woman on the escalator which escalated into a fight when they got off and he wound up getting stabbed in the stomach.

Also in East New York, a 73-year-old man got hit by a stray bullet while he was working inside a deli.

Again in East New York, a cop slugged a woman in the face during a search for a man who slashed another person on the street 3 months earlier.

And again in East New York, a man shot another man to death and a woman in her torso in front of an apartment building. Another man blasted rounds on a group of five men that were hanging out on the street blocks way.

And again in East New York, a man got livid and got into an argument with another man at an outdoor event space and then pulled out a gun and started blasting indiscriminately. Then the assailant approached a car parked nearby with three men inside and shot all of them, killing two men who he thought were rival gangbangers.

And again in East New York, a man got shot in the thigh as he was walking on the street right when the sun came up.

And again in East New York, a man got shot in the face at point blank range in front of a public housing building and died later on.

And again in East New York, two men pulled out guns and shot at two other men sitting inside a parked car.

And again in East New York, a homeless man killed a homeless woman when he stabbed her in the neck on a street corner by a sidewalk encampment.

And again in East New York at the Grant Ave. Station, a man punched a conductor in the face after he was told that it was the last stop and got pissed because he had to get off at Euclid.

In Bed-Stuy, two men ran towards a party being held on the grounds of the Roosevelt Houses that was attended by over two hundred people and shot a fusillade of bullets at the revelers and managed to hit 5 women and 3 men. Cops were patrolling the streets nearby and arrived and arrested one of the assailants.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a man shot another man in the leg to settle a dispute on the street.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a reckless driver crashed a fancy car into a restaurant shanty and abandoed it there.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man got shot in the middle of the street in early daylight.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man shot at four men in front of an apartment building at the Roosevelt Houses, wounding three of them. One of managed to flee from the fusillade and made it to a nearby hospital. Cops arrived and he refused to drop a dime on the assailant.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man got killed by a hit-and-run driver while riding his brand new motorcycle.

And again in Bed-Stuy, two gangbangers on scooters shot a fusillade of bullets in front of buildings at the Tompkins Houses and a woman got shot on the hip from a stray bullet while walking on the sidewalk.

In Brownsville, five men rolling dice by a bodega got disrupted when an SUV rolled up and a man hopped out and shot at all of them, hitting one of them in the head.

Also in Brownsville, a man confronted another man on the sidewalk while he was conversing with a woman and then he stabbed him in the face three times in broad daylight as the woman and another man standing nearby backed away slowly and watched the ultraviolence.

Again in Brownsville, a man got shot in the gut on the street and didn’t know who his assailant was.

In Bushwick, a man grabbed a 64-year-old man as he was coming out of his van and punched him in the chest four times, then applied a chokehold while kneeing his back on the asphalt after the victim politely asked him to move his doubled parked fancy car so he can park his vehicle.

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Also in Bushwick, two men got shot in the leg on the street and their assailant and his two accomplices got nabbed while trying to get away by the cops that were patrolling the area who caught their car.

In Cypress Hills, a 16-year-old boy was shot in the head while he was sitting in a car with a young man and a young woman while parked in front of an abandoned warehouse building in a drive by attack. The teenager died a few weeks later.

Also in Cypress Hills, noise from music being blasted from raucous parties being held almost every night and santeria rituals has forced nuns monastery to move to Pennsylvania.

In East Flatbush, a woman got shot in the leg during an argument with her assailant on a street corner.

Also in East Flatbush, a man shot at a gang of men and a stray bullet hit a 65-year-old woman on the shoulder, then all the men ran and hid in a beauty shop.

In Williamsburg, a man sexually assaulted two women on the streets in ninety minutes.

Also in Williamsburg, a man shot another man on his foot after a dispute on the street.

In Sunset Park, a gang of six men chased a man down the street and one of them slashed his hands with a machete when they caught up to him.

Also in Sunset Park, A D train conductor brought his girlfriend into his booth and let her grab the controls and steer the trains for three stops just so he can film and photograph the stupid stunt on their social media accounts. At one point while her idiot boyfriend was training her were to slow down to stop at the station, she observed that the indicator markings weren’t that visible. So the MTA now has another fucking problem to deal with.

Again in Sunset Park at the 36th St. Station, a man stabbed three other men during a brawl on the platform.

In Midwood, a man got his car jacked after he left the motor running while getting money from an ATM machine, the man rushed back and grabbed the wheel right when the thief hit the gas. The thief loses control and smacks the car into a bus and into another car trying to get away. Then the idiot tries to steal the car again after the owner chased him around it and a Samaritan showed up to scare him off.

Also in Midwood, a DOT worker got shot in the back from a bb gun as he went to bend down.

Again in Midwood, a man who lives in a house next door to a school was sticking his weewee out in full view as parents walked their kids to school and while they played in the schoolyard. The school put up a thick green mesh to prevent the skeev from leering at them when he sits in his lawn chair facing the yard.

In Boerum Hill, two men barged into an apartment when an 87-year-old man answered their knock on the door and one of them punched him in the face. Then they tied him up and locked in him his bathroom with a woman and her child who was with him and then stole $8,000 and his cellphone.

In East Williamsburg, a man shot another man in the leg to settle a dispute on the grounds of the Cooper Houses.

Also in East Williamsburg, a naked man went gonzo inside an apartment and threw furniture over the balcony onto the street, then he attempted suicide by jumping off it.

A man killed himself on the Williamsburg Bridge when he was speeding on his motorcycle and he crashed trying to slalom around a car beside him.

In Coney Island, a man crashed his motorcycle into a cab after he blew the red light while speeding on the streets.

Also in Coney Island, a woman shot a man in the leg to settle an argument.

Again in Coney Island, a man attacked three  at a hospital to get to a man they were interviewing.

And again in Coney Island, a woman got shot in the ass on the boardwalk.

In Sheepshead Bay, two men ganged up on a man and smacked him with a bat and beat him down on the concrete after they had a debate over a parking space.

In Flatbush, a man’s rottweiler mauled his 1-year-old son to death inside his house. The man was cognizant of how dangerous his dog was and still left him along with his three kids, the oldest one being 10 years old.

In Flatlands, a young man shot two other young men at a house party following an argument.

In Clinton Hill, a man got shot in the back on the street and another man got hit on the heel by a stray bullet.

In Gravesend, a man murdered another man in cold blood as he shot him to death as he unloaded 19 rounds at him on the grounds in front of an apartment building.

In Bensonhurst, a man shot at a woman and her boyfriend from his apartment window following an argument over a parking space.

In Bath Beach, two men held up an electronics store at gunpoint and robbed $7,000 worth of merchandise.

In Kensington at the Church Ave. Station, a man wearing a hilarious t-shirt randomly walloped a woman with a metal stick on three parts of her body on the platform.

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In Ocean Hill, a man walked up to a parked car and shot two men who were napping inside of it.

Also in Ocean Hill, a man shot another man on his ass on the street.

In Downtown Brooklyn, a man got killed  when a car hit him as the driver was turning into the street he was riding his scooter the wrong way on.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn at the Atlantic Ave/Barclays Station, a man randomly punched another man in the face and continued bashing it while he had him on the ground.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn, a man stuck up a 70-year-old man with a knife and then pushed him down to the floor and stole $100 from his wallet.

In Borough Park, a man punched a cable technician in the face following an argument over a parking space.

In Canarsie, a driver rear-ended a horse carriage trailer on the highway in a hit-and-run.

Also in Canarsie, a man got shot in the arm from a drive-by while he was sitting in his car.

In Dyker Heights, a six-year-old girl got killed when an SUV driver ran over her in the crosswalk while running a red light and speeding making the turn as the girl ran onto the street.

In Bay Ridge at the 77th St. Station, a man yelled at another man for smoking weed on the train and then he rushed over to him and stabbed him in the dome multiple times, compelling the pothead to whip out his own blade and slash his aggressor on the hand.

In Greenpoint, a man spray painting a giant nintendo game icon on a water tower got caught by the cops and then tried to hide inside of it during negotiations to come down. Upper class shitlibs were outraged at the police presence deployed to get him down.

In Brooklyn Heights, a man killed himself when he crashed his car into a chicken coop truck when he blew the red light.

In Clinton Hill, a 62-year-old woman got killed by a flatbed truck while she was crossing the street pushing a stroller. The baby survived.

A gang of nine men trafficked 87 guns from southern states and used them for rap videos and then sold them on the streets.

A man who got arrested for beating the living daylights out of man on the sidewalk in broad daylight was set free on bail for dealing crack a few days before the assault.

A man verbally abused and bullied a woman who asked him to wear a mask on the Q train.

Staten Island

In Manor Heights, a white cruiser went out of control and smashed into a window of a chain donut and coffee shop.

In Midland Beach, a man previously convicted for stalking and beating a woman, broke into a woman’s house while still under a restraining order and after he just got released from prison.

In Port Richmond, a man bashed a postal truck window with a rock and stole a bunch of packages but got caught by the cops while running with his booty.

In St. George, a man and two women got caught throwing bags of crack out of their bedroom window during a search warrant by the NYPD.

In Sunnyside, a man and a woman were caught in possession of a loaded gun and bags of crack when they were found by cops inside a wrecked vehicle that the driver crashed into a telephone pole.

In Graniteville, a man got pulled over by the cops for a having a fake license plate while driving high on meth and without a license.

In New Brighton, a man slashed another man on the leg on a city bus.

In West Brighton, cops responding to a domestic disturbance at an apartment building confronted a man wielding two knives at them, provoking the cops to shoot him with their tasers, leading to his arrest.

In Mariners Harbor, a man got pinched by cops on patrol who caught him possessing a gun while loitering on a street corner.

In Clifton, a man slashed another man with a machete during a fight inside an apartment building.

In Tottenville, a man tried to make good on his death threat to another man by stabbing him inside his apartment building.

In Tompkinsville, a man sucker punched another man and robbed $280 off him as he was about to fill up his car at a gas station.

Also in Tompkinsville, a woman got raped by a man who she thought was her app-hail driver after she got in his car expecting it was her fare ride home.

Again in Tompkinsville, two men stood in front of hair salon and shot it up, hitting a 17-year-old girl in the head and another woman in the arm.

Traffic fatalities went up 30% this year despite 8 years of street redesigns and other traffic calming measures initiated by the current mayor’s Vision Zero program. Yet another Bill de Fiasco.

New Bad Days 63: Woman Gets Robbed And Raped With Family And Friends In Her Home; Lyft Driver Gets Wailed On By A Man With A Tummyache; Paranoid Commuters Nearly Cripple Each Other Fleeing From Presumed Gunfire In The Subway; A Douchebag Stole A Subway Train Master Key And Caused 740 Delays In Two Months By Pulling Emergency Cords; A Serial Killer From Florida Gets Caught On The L Train; A Dumb Broad Falls Off The Roof While Taking Photos With Her Obnoxious Roommates; A Drunk Driver Knocks A Building Down; Teenage Kids Assemble And Mug Random Women In A Park, Random Men On The Street, Rob Restaraunts And Harass Elderly People And Beat Up A Fireman; Homeless Men Make A Sty On The 2 Train; Violence And Blight On The Subways And Shootings At Public Housing Go Up As Well As On The Streets Along With Stabbings, Burglaries, Muggings, Reckless Driving, Child Molesting, Sexual Touching, Domestic Violence And Home Invasions In The Safest Big City…And Governor Cuomo Has Made Gravity Knives Legal To Carry.

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Queens

In Little Neck, two men burst into a house and held up a woman at gunpoint in front of her mother, daughter, nanny and friends then dragged around her around the house looking for cash and took turns raping her after finding the money, they robbed her of a total of $9,800 and drove away in a Mercedes Benz along with an accomplice who acted as a lookout.

 

In South Jamaica, a man burned his three year old daughter to death by leaving her in his car and setting it on fire with gasoline after being permitted weekend visitations by a judge. The bastard managed to set himself ablaze during the murder and jumped into a nearby pond to extinguish himself.

Also in South Jamaica, a cop got hit by a car with bogus plates when the driver hit the gas after he got pulled over. The driver and his accomplice ditched the car and fled but eventually got pinched.

Again in South Jamaica, a man brutally beat up his girlfriend with a cutting board then stabbed her to death in his apartment.

In Jamaica, a man tried to grab a three-year-old girl who riding a scooter beside her mother. Running away from the mother and samaritans who were trying to stop him, he ran into a house and held a 61-year-old woman at knifepoint then ran out the front door as cops were waiting to arrest him.

Also in Jamaica, a man crashed his car into a line of parked vehicles and died from his injuries.

Again in Jamaica, a man who was threatening to kill his wife during a domestic dispute was found to be in possession of 12 other guns during his arrest.

And again in Jamaica, a man pulled over by cops jumped out his car and shot at them three times and got away on foot.

In Flushing, man coming out of a karaoke bar got attacked from behind by another man who robbed his necklace and earring.

Also in Flushing, a man crashed his car into a sushi restaurant.

Again in Flushing, two men broke into a house and robbed two grand in cash.

And again in Flushing, two men wearing wigs and and one wearing a bike helmet armed with a shotgun held up a social club and robbed six men of $4,700 cash and their cellphones.

In Elmhurst at the Grand Ave. Station, a man got jumped from behind as he was walking down the stairs and got hit in the head while trying to fight back.

Also in Elmhurst at the Elmhurst Ave. Station, a man walking between cars on the R train slipped and fell under, causing his foot to be severed and the mutilation of his other body parts.

And again in Elmhurst, a man attempting to board a city bus without paying punched the driver in the face and fled.

In Corona, a man accosted a 12-year-old girl and exposed himself and jerked off when she walked over to his car when he called her. The perv was on parole after serving time for robbery.

Also in Corona, a woman got killed when she got hit by a car while crossing the street.

Again in Corona at the Junction Blvd. Station, a man pressed his genitals on a 15-year-old girl as she was napping on the 7 train.

In Sunnyside, a man and woman broke into a storage room at a electronics dept. store and robbed $14,000 worth of merchandise.

Also in Sunnyside, a man ripped off the front of an ATM machine and robbed it of an undetermined amount of cash.

In Ridgewood, a woman robbed 15 packages from a mailroom inside an apartment building.

Also in Ridgewood, a fire engulfed and burned down a two-story house.

Again in Ridgewood, a man ran up to another man on the street and punched his face, and robbed him of his cellphone and 5 bucks.

In Jackson Heights, a man got critically injured when he got hit by a car while jaywalking in the middle of the boulevard.

Also in Jackson Heights, a man robbed a bank of over $2,900 by handing the teller a note saying he had a gun. The next time that happens, the teller should tell the perp to draw it. On the note.

In Richmond Hill, a scumbag pharmacist and his rotten assistant were busted filling fake prescriptions of oxycodone and unlabeled bottles of the opioids that wound up being sold on the black market and on the street.

Also in Richmond Hill, a cop pulled over a vehicle that was reported stolen and tried to get at the thief by smashing the drivers window with his gun, which he wound up dropping enabling the thief to drive away. The perp abandoned the vehicle and fortunately for the cop, his government issued weapon.

In Queens Village, a woman threw a bottle at cops by a car wash and then pulled out a knife, leading to one of the cops to shoot her in the abdomen. Although wounded she ran away. She was tazed as the cops were trying to arrest her while she was still holding the knife.

In Astoria, a man got into an argument with six other men while he was watching a baseball game, then one of them slashed him in the face with a box cutter and the other psycho pulled out a gun and fired random shots at a playground.

Also in Astoria, a man injured his head when he crashed into a car while speeding on his moped.

Again in Astoria, a cretin placed thumbtacks in tree beds causing injuries to dogs doing their daily bodily excretions.

And again in Astoria, a man was jumped by a gang of men and beaten down inside a 7-11 and cut in three parts of his body with a broken bottle.

And again in Astoria, a man appearing ill ordered an app-hail driver to take him to a hospital along with his mother. When the driver wasn’t going fast enough for the man, he criticized his driving and cursed him out which led the driver to politely warn him that he will refuse to drive him there. The man then wails on him with punches from the back seat and slugged him in the face a few more times through the open drivers window and walks away with his mom. (Check out the end of the video with the effusively charming guy soliciting likes and related videos immediatly after the drivers horrified reaction to what he went through)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In Ozone Park at the 104th St. Station, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving A train.

Also in Ozone Park, a grocery store owner was arrested for setting fire to another store in East New York because of their lower prices.

In Maspeth, two workers at a Mickey D’s got into an argument escalated into one of them getting slashed on his arm.

In Rego Park, a man stalked a woman to her apartment building and failed to snatch her handbag and ran away.

In Glendale, a man broke into a garage and robbed a set of tools worth $800.

In Long Island City, a 93-year-old woman got killed when she got hit by a car crossing a street by the exit ramp of the Queensboro Bridge.

Also in Long Island City, a man and a woman broke into a storage room of a Best Buy in middle of the afternoon and robbed $14,000 worth of cellphones.

Again in Long Island City, a man walked into a deli and stabbed a customer in his torso.

And again in Long Island City, a gunman fired shots at a strip club and hit a bouncer in the leg and shoulder and ran away with an accomplice.

In Far Rockaway, a man at a deli with his girlfriend who won 100 bucks playing the lottery got killed when a man he argued with at the door walked up to him and stabbed him in the neck.

Also in Far Rockaway, an 84-year-old woman died in a fire in her apartment at a NYCHA building.

In Averne, a man brawled with an Human Resources Agency officer at a SNAP center and ran away.

In Edgemere, a dead man washed ashore on the beach.

In Oakland Gardens, a brawl between two groups of kids on the street spilled into a nearby gas station and they attacked the workers inside, hitting one with a metal pipe. They then sprayed the delinquents with a hose to get rid of them but they returned with other weapons then fled when they heard the cops coming.

In Rosedale, a woman going through a divorce committed suicide by setting herself on fire behind her house.

In Springfield Gardens, a man pulled a gun in the middle of the street and fired it 8 times and ran away smiling.

In Middle Village, a man beat up a 66-year-old man inside his apartment.

In Kew Gardens at the Jamaica Ave/Van Wyck Station, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving E train. The body was found in the west tunnel from the train dragging it.

In the Midtown Tunnel, a man loaded on coke and pot drove in the wrong lane and crashed into a vehicle heading towards him.

On Rikers Island, an inmate punched a correction officer in the face. Certainly if he was imprisoned in a tower prison in Kew Gardens or Mott Haven, this would have never happened.

Despite legislation being drawn up for the legalization of marijuana and it being either deciminalized or legalized in 20 other states and up north in the entire nation of Canada, Queens is tops in pot possession arrests and 93% are of Black and Puerto Rican people.

Manhattan

In Herald Square, a fight between two men on the F/B/D/M escalated when the sound of a gunshot went off (or not) and led to mass hysteria as it caused commuters on the trains and platform to panic and mass into a stampede trying to flee the station, collectively losing their shit and leaving their stuff behind from strollers to venti cups.

Expectedly, the cops dispatched to the scene to detain the brawling men claimed that there was no gun and it was some undetermined noise that “startled some people”. Some people, like a screaming horde of thousands of people running for their lives to get above ground. The blue wall of insouciance grows higher and higher.

In Midtown, a former cop fired from the force for lying about drug busts and on probation sexually violated a woman in his car as she slept and assaulted her as she was trying to escape.

Also in Midtown, a woman with her husband and their child in a stroller accused a man of jerking off on the 6 train which the man vehemently denied then they all engaged in an argument that escalated when the husband grabbed him has he tried to run away. Which led into a brawl at the 59th St. Station between them and the woman stabbing him in the shoulder with a knife, compelling him to flee across the tracks to the other platform. Who was watching the kid during this fracas?

Again in Midtown, a man riding an electronic scooter brush by a man on the sidewalk. When the man argued with him about nearly hitting him, the scooter douche stabbed him with a boxcutter.

And again in Midtown, a man lured a makeup saleswoman to his hotel room with the impression that his wife will buy her products, then he emerged from the bathroom naked and pounced her on the bed and sexually assaulted her and tried to rip her clothes off.

And again in Midtown at the Bryant Park/42nd St. Station, a man got stabbed in the face and stomach after arguing with two other men over money on the D train.

And again in Midtown, a big ass charter bus parked on the street caught on fire.

And again in Midtown, a police officer comically crashed his motor scooter into a patrol car.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a man broke into two apartment buildings and robbed 28 grand worth of electronics, handbags and jewelry and also broke into an apartment in the East Village and stole 2 laptops and other merchandise totaling $6,500.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a woman stabbed a pizzeria worker in the stomach after she and a man she was with were attempting to steal a handbag from a customer.

Again in Hell’s Kitchen, a man grabbed a woman’s thigh who was waiting on line for coffee and jumped over the counter and sexually molested two baristas at a chain cafe.

In Harlem, a man and woman pushed a 90-year-old man against the wall of an in apartment building elevator and robbed his wallet containing $300. They then got hungry and spent some of his money at Burger King.

Also in Harlem, a 15-year-old boy was shot to death on the courtyard at the St. Nicholas Houses in a gang-related attack.

Again in Harlem, a woman and her four children were killed in a fire in their apartment of a NYCHA run building. A man was also killed in another apartment during the blaze. Fire was caused by a stove that was left on.

And again in Harlem, a man got killed when he got hit by a car making a turn as he was crossing the street.

And again in Harlem, a city bus converted into a shuttle bus went into flames while parked on the curb.

And again in Harlem, a high school basketball coach was arrested for his participation in an oxycodone drug dealing ring.

And again in Harlem, a woman yelling on the 6 train was found in possession of a air-pistol.

In East Harlem, a man shot a man to death and wounded his ex-girlfriend in her apartment.

Also in East Harlem, an unlicensed driver rammed his car into an ambulance in the intersection causing it to crash into a streetlight post.

In the East Village at the 1st Avenue Station, a man wanted for the murder of an elderly man in Miami, Florida was caught coming off the L train by transit cops and brawled with one before getting arrested. He copped to committing six other murders in his home state. Imagine this guy bunking in a homeless shelter.

The other good thing about this serial killer’s arrest is that it was made possible because of Cuomo’s autocratic decision to keep the L train running during the renovation of the Canarsie tunnel. So if Andys’ Lpocalypse Project inevitably fucks up, we’ll always have this to look back on.

Also in the East Village, during a $10 cover charge party attended by 300 teenagers in a basement of a NYCHA building, a person threw paint and acidic liquid from above on the courtyard, burning 10 kids.

Again in the East Village, a man broke into an apartment and robbed 6 grand worth of property.

In the West Village at the West 4th St. Station, a woman was jumped from behind then raped by a man on the stairwell at 3:40 a.m.

Also in the West Village, a man on parole after serving time for murder got caught trying to steal a man’s identity to cash a check at a bank.

Again in the West Village, a man pulled a knife on a custodian and robbed speakers from a shared workspace office.

And again in the West Village at the 14th Street Station, a truant threw a bitty firecracker on the F train as the doors were closing which later caused commuters to freak out collectively thinking it was a gunshot as they all barreled into the next car. As the train arrived at the 23rd St. Station, a stampede ensued the second the doors opened.

Station Transit President Andy Byford condemned the delinquent act while standing in front of podium and curtain backdrop shilling the OMNY card.

In the Lower East Side, cops noticed an unoccupied SUV that was reported seen at the shootout between cops and a man in Washington Heights in April. When they waited for the man to return he sat in the car and refused to cooperate with them during questioning and pulled a gun on them, leading one cop to shoot him with a tazer as his partners pulled him out of the vehicle. The man is claiming innocence and the cops account of the incident claims that he pointed a gun at two of them during the struggle. A later story reports that the suspect was inquiring why he was being stopped and he was using his phones Siri function to call his wife about his situation and then the cops swarmed on him. This is starting to look like it’s going to cost taxpayers another six figure settlement. …Oh my fucking god.

Also in the Lower East Side, a man stabbed another man in the back three times following an argument with him.

In Central Park, a man committed suicide by hanging himself with a plastic bag over his head under an archway.

Also in Central Park, an off-duty fireman was found sitting in car loaded on booze.

In Kips Bay, a stupid woman fell five stories off the roof as she was taking pictures and miraculously survived only with a few broken bones and a fractured pelvis by landing on an air conditioner and garbage cans in a alley following another obnoxious raucous rooftop party she threw with her roommates.

Also in Kips Bay at the 28th St. Station, a homeless man on the tracks got killed when he tried to get back on the platform and then he got hit by the arriving 6 train.

Again in Kips Bay, a man climbed the wall of a church and entered through a skylight and robbed it of a candle stand and 50 bucks. This guy is like another lame version of Venom.

And again in Kips Bay, a man abducted a bodega cat.

In Gramercy Park, a 73-year-old woman was attacked from behind by a man who snatched her purse then punched her face and knocked her over.

In Harlem, a private carting garbage man was held up at gunpoint as he was hauling trash and robbed of his wallet.

In the Upper East Side, a man on a scooter snatched a purse off an 86-year-old woman and dragged her on the sidewalk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also in the Upper East Side, seven kids were harrassing and menacing an elderly couple on the sidewalk by cursing at them and riding their bikes around them. An off-duty fireman walking with his girlfriend intervened and told them to stop bothering them then one of the little shitty rascals suckerpunched him in the head, causing him to fall on the sidewalk and lie there bleeding. The brat busted in the beatdown previously punched a worker at a 7/11 when he caught him stealing cookies after he was released by a judge for youthful offender status for a home invasion robbery and assault of a 68-year-old woman.

Again in the Upper East Side, an elderly man crashed his SUV into two parked cars.

And again in the Upper East Side, a man sat next to 16-year-old girl on the F train and put his filthy hand on her thigh and kept rubbing it until he got off at the 63rd St./Lexington Ave Station.

And again in the Upper East Side, a trust fund baby and wannabe rapper attacked and beat his father with a ruler in his luxury apartment.

And again in the Upper East Side, some boob spilled 25 gallons of lye on the street, causing injuries to one person.

In the Upper West Side, 19 luxury cars were robbed of their rearview mirrors in a 2 month crime spree. The plundered items are worth up to two grand and contain cameras inside of them.

Also in the Upper West Side, a brawl between students outside a charter school after a girls basketball game led to an assistant coach getting stabbed and the principal did not even notify parents or call the cops about the melee’. The school has a high truancy rate of absence. This is a charter school.

Again in the Upper West Side, a physically ill man committed suicide by jumping from the 15th floor of a luxury tower.

In Chelsea, a man smashed another man in the head with a glass during a fight over a chair inside a bar.

Also in Chelsea, a man got robbed of his $40,000 watch and 25 large in cash by two women he hooked up with at a bar and brought home to his apartment. The ladies pulled the heist off by slipping him a Mickey.

Again in Chelsea, two cops in the midst of cuffing a man for causing a disturbance on a street corner were attacked by an off-duty corrections officer who tried to break up the arrest.

And again in Chelsea, a man feigning to work for Con Ed swindled an elderly man into buying a pre-paid card and gave the conman the ID number enabling him to spend over 7 grand using it.

And again in Chelsea, two drunk women decided to share a motor scooter and crashed it in the middle of the street.

In Union Square, a man walloped another man with a crowbar on a street corner.

Also in Union Square, a 76-year-old man going to his car got killed when a box truck ran over him while backing up.

In Times Square, a massive and garish eyesore LED billboard spontaneously combusted.

In Tribeca at the Chambers St. Station,a woman got stabbed by another woman during a fight on the A train.

Also in Tribeca at the Chambers St. Station, a man who claimed of being beaten up on the A train in a “hate crime” was found to be lying about it as witnesses said he was drunk and spitting on commuters.

In Soho at the Canal St. Station, a 16-year-old girl was caught with a loaded gun that slipped out during a fight with another commuter on the A train.

Also in Soho, a man shot two men after fighting with them in front of a nightclub and ran away. Where is the night mayor?

Again in Soho, a man shoplifted over $1,000 worth of merchandise from a fancy winter clothing designer store.

In Grand Central, an elderly man fell onto tracks and got hit by an arriving train yet survived.

Also in Grand Central, a homeless man walking in the tunnel got killed by the S train.

In Morningside Heights, a gang of teenage girls are involved in a month-long crime spree in the park, as a woman got suckerpunched and robbed of her phone, another woman got beat down by them when she wouldn’t give them her cell phone, and surrounding and beating up a teenage girl and robbed her purse. They followed this rampage with beating down a gay rights activist and concluded their spree with beating a woman up with a stick before they finally got arrested.

In Washington Heights, a man groped an 10-year-old girl on a city bus.

In Greenwich Village, a man has been robbing laptops from unaware customers at restaurants during the afternoon hours since last September.

Also in Greenwich Village, a man set his apartment ablaze when his lame electric unicycle exploded while being charged.

In Tribeca, a woman got hit by a drunk driver in a rental car who hit her on the curb as she was about to cross the street and demolished her foot causing it to be amputated.

In Noho, a man broke into a cellphone store looking like a reject from a netflix marvel comic show and left with nothing after failing to break open the cash register.

In Little Italy, a woman got killed by a cab driver who hit her while making a left turn as she was crossing the street.

In Downtown Manhattan, six female correction officers were found to be molesting womprisoners while conducting illegal strip searches on them in the Tombs.

Also in Downtown Manhattan at the Criminal Court Building, two female court officers engaged in a brawl outside the women’s locker room and then spilled out into the hallway. These ladies don’t play.

Again in Downtown Manhattan, a dead woman was found floating in the East River by the Brooklyn Bridge.

And again in Downtown Manhattan, two teens walked up to a man talking on his cellphone and one of them snatched it out of his hand and they ran away, a week later the duo ordered an app-hail ride and brought two girls with them and assaulted the driver and robbed his cellphone in Greenwich Village.

In the Financial District, where there a plans for an entrepreneur to open up a theater called “Sleep no more” that is getting resistance from residents, a drunk ass man passed out and laid face down on a pile of garbage.

It actually does look cozy…

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In Chinatown, a man leaped over the fence of a Buddhist temple and destroyed a statue.

Also in Chinatown, a man armed with a kitchen knife leaped over the counter at a pizzeria and robbed the register. He did the same thing a day later in the Lower East Side when he held workers at another pizzeria at knifepoint, stealing $500 from both of them. He then trekked to Bed-Stuy with his cutlery and held up a deil with it and robbed it of 20 bucks.

In Inwood, an off-duty fireman beat up his girlfriend in his apartment.

In Washington Square Park, a giant limb fell off a diseased tree and fell on a woman, fracturing her skull and spine. It was last pruned and inspected almost 2 years ago. Great job NYC Parks.

At the Port Authority Station, five train lines experienced elongated delays because MTA workers had to find somewhere else to take a shit because their stations toilets were broken.

A lunatic 23-year-old man robbed a transit master key and used it to access the trains to cause disruptive mischief by pulling emergency cords on the 2 and 5 trains causing long delays for two months on 740 trains without anyone knowing why or who did it, including the fucking MTA. He would also hop on the trains from the rear to access the cabins (sometimes the doors were left open) and surf on the side of the cars by holding on to doors like a lizard. The mass transit reprobate is now free again because his mom paid his $5,000 bail, which his defense found was unjustifiably high because he was, ahem, “villainized” by the mass coverage of the mayhem he caused which he still remorselessly reveled in doing.

And a man was feeding a rat chinese food as if it was a cute little baby on the 2 train.

Brooklyn

In East New York, a man was sneak attacked by a gang of five boys as one of them slashed him on the head as the rest of them beat him down to the concrete and robbed his wallet. After leaving their victim with a deep head wound, the little droogies went to McDonalds and used one of his credit cards to spend $200 on food for their savage victory dinner and used it again at a Dunkin Donuts and spent seven bucks for dessert and coffee.

Two disturbing takes of this savagery were made by both the mother of one of the perps arrested and even by the victim. The mother claimed that they were not bad kids and the victim mused that it was unfortunate that the parents of the kids that beat him down weren’t also arrested, echoing presidential candidate Kamala Harris’s program to arrest the parents of students who cut class.

Also in East New York, a man was shot to death and two other were wounded by a gunman who fired shots at a bbq party in a playground at the Pink Houses.

Again in East New York, two men were shot at on a street corner.

In Prospect Park, a gang of five boys jumped a 17-year-old boy, slugged him in the head and robbed him of his backpack containing his cellphone and $4,000 laptop and are also suspected of ganging up on another boy and robbing his cellphone and another boy for $8.

In Sunset Park, three men surrounded a man on the street and pulled guns on him. They then punched him in the face and robbed his phone and $7,800 in cash.

Also in Sunset Park, a man shoplifted three chainsaws from a hardware store and drove away with an accomplice.

In Bushwick, a man attacked a woman at the Myrtle-Wyckoff Ave Station who wouldn’t give him a free swipe for the fare, so he jumped her from behind on the platform, shoved her to the floor breaking her foot and ran away with her purse. Then he snatched another purse from a woman on the platform at the Halsey St. Station a week later.

Also in Bushwick, a man stabbed his 77-year-old mother to death when she tried to break up a fight between him and his 87-year-old father as he stabbed him in the chest and slashed his arms following an argument over a pair of shoes in their apartment which the killer wasn’t wearing at the time.

Again in Bushwick, a man stabbed three teenagers with a screwdriver during a street hassle.

In Bed-Stuy, a U.S. postal worker struck and killed a man crossing the street with his truck. The driver was idling and obstructing the crosswalk before he stepped on the gas pedal.

Also in Bed-Stuy and in Brownsville, Crown Heights and Jamaica, two dapper men held up four cellphone stores at gunpoint, assaulted and knocked out workers and robbed them of cash and phones and other electronic items.

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Again in Bed-Stuy, two men kidnapped and tied up a man in the South Bronx in an attempt to get ransom money from his friend. After the man dropped a bag on the street corner, the cops caught the man who picked it up but another cop wound up getting hit by a getaway driver of the car that shoved the abducted man on the street still bound.

And again in Bed-Stuy, shots were fired at a BBQ party in a playground, wounding three men.

And again in Bed-Stuy,  a woman got shot in the foot as two men were trying to shoot someone at the Franklin Ave. Station.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man was shot to death on the street and left on a pile of garbage.

In Brownsville, an 83-year-old woman was beaten to death inside her apartment.

Also in Brownsville, a cop approaching a suspected stolen car got hit when the driver hit the pedal and hopped the sidewalk and ran over the cops foot. The cop then shot at the getaway driver.

In Crown Heights, a woman was cut in the hand and robbed of her purse by a man who slashed her with a knife on the stairs of the President St. Station.

Also in Crown Heights, a man taking a seat on the 4 train was confronted by a man who boasted of his physical appearance, threatened him then punched him twice in the face and broke his jaw.

Again in Crown Heights, a man got shot to death on the street following an argument with two other men.

And again in Crown Heights at the Franklin Ave/Botanic Gardens Station, a man pulled out a gun on the platform and shot three times at another man at the other side of the tracks, hitting a woman waiting for the train in the foot.

And again in Crown Heights, a man killed himself riding his bike when he blew a red light and got hit by a car with the green.

And again in Crown Heights, a man broke into a garage and robbed over a thousand shofars.

In Flatbush, a man pulled out a gun and shot a man twice on a street corner in the late afternoon.

In East Flatbush, a man flashed a gun during a street hassle with other men and then ran away when he saw the cops who then caught him the alley and arrested him. The skell was previously indicted on a weapons possession charge but was permitted to walk free until his sentencing by participating in a diversion program instituted by Mayor de Blasio which sounds like something cooked up by his wife’s THRIVE boondoggle and is obviously a ploy to ensure that the Rikers Island prison population stays low enough to justify the idiotic borough tower jails plan.

Also in East Flatbush, a man was shot in the leg on a street corner after he was followed by three other men.

In Borough Park, an off-duty cop punched a food delivery man in the head after he whizzed by his family riding his e-bike motorcycle on the sidewalk.

Also in Borough Park, a man committed suicide setting himself on fire in his car.

Again in Borough Park, a 16-year-old boy got killed while riding his bike after he swerved to avoid being hit by a man who opened his car door without looking, causing him to get run over by a box truck behind him.

And again in Borough Park, two kids in a car yelled at two Hasidic men that “Hitler did a good job”.  Council Speaker Cojo the Clown showed up for his usual opportunistic virtue signaling.

In Bath Beach, a three-year-old boy got killed when he rolled on his scooter onto the street as a driver in an advert-covered van hit him in the crosswalk and neglected to yield.

In Midwood, a man drunk as shit crashed his car into a building, causing two stories of the wall to collapse after speeding on the street going over 60 mph and blames it on hitting a bump on the road.

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Also in Midwood, a burglar broke into a house belonging to an elderly couple who were on vacation and robbed $300,000 worth of heirloom jewelry.

In DUMBO at the York St. Station, a man injured his knee and head when he fell from the F train walking between cars.

Also in DUMBO, a dead man was found floating in the East River by the Manhattan Bridge.

Again in DUMBO, a man involved in a car chase with cops for a robbery, ditched the vehicle on an off ramp and killed himself trying to escape by jumping over the railing to the street below.

In Williamsburg, two girls were brawling in the hallway in front of the principals office at a high school. The Progress HS for Professional Careers is the most violent and under-supervised school in the borough, as even safety officers, staffers parents of students and faculty including the assistant principal have been attacked by unruly students in the building. Another brawl days later between a boy and a girl couldn’t even be broken up by teachers and safety agents. Progress High (that’s just perfect) by a principal with close ties with Chancellor Richard Carranza, leaving staffers afraid to report the daily violence in fear of retaliation.

Also in Williamsburg, a man punched a man in the face and called him an anti-Semitic remark.

Again in Williamsburg, a boy ran up to a man walking on the sidewalk and sucker-punched him in the head and ran away.

And again in Williamsburg, a man walking on the sidewalk got verbally berated then attacked by four men who beat him down to the ground based on his religion.

And again in Williamsburg, two teenage boys pushed a 7-year-old boy to the ground based on his religion.

And again in Williamsburg, a woman about to cross the street got hit by a car in a hit-and-run by a driver that was being pursued by the cops in a high-speed chase. Before hitting the woman, the driver drove on the sidewalk. When a person went to aide the victim, the unmarked police car nearly hit both of them.

And again in Williamsburg, two people who demanded money from then beat down a homeless man when his shopping cart accidentally hit their car while he was picking up a bottle from the ground are still on the loose.

And again in Williamsburg, a man on a bike rode up to a man walking on the sidewalk and smacked him in the head.

In Coney Island at the Stillwell Ave. Station, an MTA train operator ending her shift on the F train was attacked by a man who punched her in the face right after she stepped off the train. The creep was found a month later incarcerated on Rikers Island after getting arrested for stolen property, stalking a woman and assaulting a cop.

Also in Coney Island, a man got killed getting hit by a dump truck as he was crossing the street. The driver was not charged.

In Greenpoint, a construction worker injured himself when he fell down an elevator shaft. The man was not wearing a safety harness as he was prying wood from fresh cement with a crowbar. The contracting firm was previously charged with work safety violations.

Also in Greenpoint, petroleum smells emitting from the sewers had been sickening and nauseating residents for weeks.

Again in Greenpoint, a man stepped into a car that was left opened, smoked a cigarette inside then lit the car on fire and walked away. The firebug was on parole after serving time for a robbery and torched two other cars since his release.

In Marine Park, a man rushing home on his bike to catch a TV show got killed when a SUV hit him.

In Mill Basin, a driver on the wrong side of the street crashed into a school bus with special needs adults inside.

In Bay Ridge, a man flashed his junk at two boys on the street.

In Downtown Brooklyn, an indicted hedge fund criminal attacked and cursed out the prosecutor of his case inside the courthouse. He spent one day in jail.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn at the Barclays Center/Atlantic Ave. Station, a man critically injured himself attempting suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 4 train.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn and again at the Barclays Center/Atlantic Ave. Station, a man hopped onto the tracks and was spreading detritus on the track bed.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn, a woman threw hot coffee on a worker who told her to take her feet off the chair at a McDonalds.

In Bensonhurst, two men jumped a man coming out of a restaurant and beat him down on the sidewalk.

In Brighton Beach, a man passed out on a stoop was robbed of his chain, bracelet and designer vest he was wearing and wallet by a man who was lurking around by him for an hour. All items collectively worth over $3,000. Sounds like it would make a good showcase showdown prize on “The Price is Right”.

In Brooklyn Heights, a dead body was found in a basement water catchment of a luxury townhouse tnat used to be a pumping station for the fire department.

In Canarsie, a mother killed her 6-year-old son after driving on the wrong side of the street and crashing into a parked vehicle.

In Dyker Heights, a man jumped out of his car and shot at another man on the street.

In Kensington, a motorcycle rider got killed when an unlicensed drunk driver crashed into him. The woman, who actually was the designated driver because she had less drinks than her friends, is out on bail.

In Cypress Hills, a man robbed $24,000 worth of doors and bronze vents from mausoleums at the cemetery. (By himself, Daily News???)

In Prospect Park, a swastika was spray painted on the wall of a bridge underpass.

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In Allerton, a 2 train car is inundated with trash and full garbage bags sprawled out on the floor and seats.

In Fordham and Melrose, man recently released from prison after serving 20 months for Manhattan bank robberies and on parole, held up and robbed two banks by giving a teller a note. The judge released him for time served in the naive hope that he would change his ways because the ex-con was dying of cancer.

In Crotona Park, a man got killed from getting shot twice at point blank range inside an apartment building lobby.

In Mount Eden, three men attacked and beat down a 19-year-old autistic man in an apartment building lobby as they were able to get inside because he held the door open for a woman that was following him inside. The woman held the door open for the three men to gain access and left when they left.

In the South Bronx, a dead newborn baby with the umbilical cord still attached was found by garbage cans in the back of an apartment building.

Also in the South Bronx, a man molested an unconscious woman on a hospital bed and limped away when he got caught.

In Mott Haven, a man was caught masturbating on the 2 train by a NY Post reporter and was told by the cops at the nearest precinct that they couldn’t do anything because of lack of resources. The NYPD is the largest police force in America and they don’t have resources to get a public flaggelator?

Also in Mott Haven, a man walked into the 40th Pct. and pulled out a pair of knives and demanded that the cops shoot him. Two cops managed to calm him down and convinced him to drop the weapons without shooting theirs.

This display of stalwart professionalism agitated a “police source” who hypothesized what would have happened if the man had Uzis and decried the lack of “stationhouse security”.  Security? It’s a police department, everyone is armed. No wonder cops are always triggered to use the trigger first in an emergency situation.

In Edenwald, a man shot another man to death on the street after fighting about a woman at a party.

In Charlotte Gardens, a man shoplifted a radio from a 99 cent store was caught and chased outside by one of the workers and slugged him, then he swung at two other workers trying to retrieve the stolen item and ran away.

In Tremont, a livery driver got stabbed in the back by a man who demanded money from him after taking him to his destination.

In Morris Heights, a boy pulled out a gun at a playground and randomly shot at other kids on a basketball court and hit a 16-year-old boy in the foot and a man in the arm.

 

 

 

Also in Morris Heights at the 176th Station, a man attempted suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 4 train.

In Van Nest, three woman who were annoying and arguing with a worker in a bakery over prices smacked her and stole her tip jar.

In Morrisania, a 71-year-old bus driver who was coming off his break was jumped by a man who hit him with a blunt object by a charter school and then repeatedly pummeled him with it as he laid on the ground and knocking him unconscious.

Also in Morrisania, a man loitering in an African Food market stole a jar containing $4,000 from the counter when a worker’s back was turned while getting an item from a shelf.

In University Heights, a burglar broke into a bodega and busted down a wall to get into a check cashing place next door, then cracked two safes open and robbed $65,000.

In the West Bronx, a man rode his bike up to a woman on the sidewalk and snatched her purse. Two EMT workers who witnessed the crime chased the man in their ambulance and turned on the sirens to get him to drop it and they returned it to his victim. And the derelict Mayor, delusional candidate and scumbag de Blasio thinks EMT’s work is different.

In Highbridge, a gang of kids cornered a man sitting down on a seat on the D train and kicked and punched him in the head and body, filmed it and distributed the lynching video on social media

In Crotona Park, an off-duty corrections officer was attacked on the street by 20 men who threw bottles and chairs at him and got stabbed twice as he was running from them.

In Pelham Park, a man hooked up with a woman through a meetup app and got held up by her at knifepoint and robbed of $100 after he refused to pay her for sex.

In Fordham Heights, a puppy that ran away from her owners was found on a street corner by a woman who bought it home after trying to find the people it belonged to.. When she saw the dog on the local news shows, she went to the 52nd Pct. to turn her in, then was subsequently arrested for theft. Great collar, officers.

In Belmont, a cop shot and killed a pit bull that tried to attack them during an investigation of a home.

Also in Belmont, a man answered a knock on his door at his apartment then five men rushed in and beat him down, slashed him in the torso and robbed his cellphone.

In Kingsbridge, a man attempted to murder his two children by cutting their throats following an argument with his wife in their home.

In Mount Hope at the 175th St. Station, three men surrounded a man on the platform then one of them snatched his chain as he boarded the D train, the man got beaten down by the two other men when he tried to get it back.

In Throggs Neck, a man stabbed his roommate in the chest with a pirate sword during a fight in their basement apartment.

In Grand Concourse, a man was busted attempting to smuggle a full assault rifle clip of bullets into the Bronx Supreme Court house.

In Wakefield, police responding to a domestic dispute at a home where a man was beating up his wife and locked her outside of his house, discovered an arsenal of automatic rifles, handguns and bullets and also a set of fake badges.

In Pelham Bay, a 911 operator was caught skimming money from a vending machine.

Two men are wanted for robbing e-motored cycles from nine delivery people at knifepoint in a one month crime spree.

Three teenage boys are wanted for breaking into seven small businesses and robbing the cash from registers, their biggest haul was $4,850 from a restaurant in Laconia.

It takes the NYPD eight minutes to respond to an emergency call in the Bronx, which is the highest in the five boroughs and five minutes longer than the response time in Manhattan.

Staten Island

In Port Richmond, a man was stabbed during a fight at a Memorial Day party and later died from his wounds.

In Annadale, a woman who caught a man and woman vandalizing her house and breaking her windows got mercilessly beat down by them then snatched her phone and damaged it when she tried to call the cops and then broke more windows and keyed her car.

In St. George, a man arrested for breaking into a car reached through the bars and grabbed a taser off a cop’s holster at the 120th Precinct.

Also in St. George, a fight between two men escalated when one of them pulled out a hatchet in front of the Staten Island Courthouse.

Again in St. George, a man cursed at two cops then punched one of them in the face and knocked another cop down while resisting arrest after causing a disturbance by blocking the door of a deli.

In Dongan Hills, a man released on parole for burglary broke into and robbed cash from a flower shop then broke into and robbed a Century 21 in Grasmere two days later.

In Stapleton, a man held up a bank by threatening to shoot the teller in a note and robbed it of $1,000.

In Port Richmond, a man held up a bank with a note and robbed it of $1,400.

In Rosebank, a dead man washed upon the shore by Edgewater St.

In other extraneous chaos going on in the #SafestBigCity

Bullying in NYC schools went up 60% compared to last year in 5,875 incidents from 3,660, deriving not only from inside the schools but also on social media.

About 20 app-hail drivers are getting robbed of their cellphones from their fares, sometimes at gunpoint. The perps then change the debit card information on the app and rob whatever earnings the drivers made because their “employer”‘s security system is fucking weak and are less than helpful to their “employees” to say the least when they try to recoup their money. This is why the “gig economy” is fucking garbage, and why paying with a cellphone is going to make thievery a hell of a lot easier and convenient for muggers.

And our exalted leader of the State of New York, Mario’s son Governor Cuomo signed a bill into law making gravity knives legal. The kind of knives that you open by a flick of the wrist. The kind that are used mostly by the dregs of and menaces to society.

No matter the good, well-meaning and naive intentions behind this law, which the guvner previously veto twice, this couldn’t have been ratified at the worst time, being that rapes are up as well as knifepoint holdups. The original law against gravity knives sort of acted like the gun control law, with punitive penalties would be used against unlawful possession. Certainly it must have played a factor with violent crimes and murders going down in the last 25 years besides the oft-referred “Broken Windows” policy.

Supposedly the rationale for the legalization is that the majority of arrests target minorities and that they are commonly used by people in food and carpentry professions. If the latter is the case, couldn’t they just leave the knives at their workplace? As for the former, this decision will probably lead to more “minorities” getting injured or killed.

But in general, individual muggers and rapists will surely take advantage of this new liberty bestowed upon by the obnoxious pseudo-omniscient governor looking to build up his progressive bonafides to get re-elected for a fourth term. Funny thing is that he’s quick to legalize gravity knives but is still chickenshit tenative when it comes to legalizng weed.

Cuomo’s fauxgressive bleeding heart decision is going to lead to bleeding chests, backs, abdomens and stomachs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Bad Days 54: Carcinogenic Steampipe Explosion In The Flatiron District Shows How Broken And Broke This City Is; In a Bushwick Park And In Front Of A Gap Store, Broad Daylight And The Presence Of Children Are Not Deterrents For Shootings, Nor Is Daylight A Deterrent For A Bat Beatdown In The Bronx; Women Are Getting Murdered In Their Homes And Through Online Dating; Crime Is Running Rampant In The Gentrifying Towns Of Astoria, Ridgewood And The Already Gentrified Town Williamsburg; Reckless Driving By Drivers And Bicyclists Show Zero Concern For Vision Zero And A Disturbing And Distressing Street Fight Has Become Ghetto Porn On Facebook.

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Manhattan

In the Flatiron District, an underground 85-year-old steam pipe exploded and caused a massive crater and a 70 ft. geyser of white smoke and asbestos that covered buildings and the streets on 4 blocks.

After showing up at the end of the day because he felt the severity of the explosion and the environmental damage it caused didn’t warrant his immediate attention, Mayor Big Slow de Blasio hastily claimed that the air was safe to breathe there in spite of the evacuations of 50 buildings, the closing of businesses on and the barricaded shutdown of 5th avenue for a week.

It’s an amazing thing. The Flatiron District and Madison Square has been through a massive upheaval with more high end stores, more luxury hotels and condo towers, a complete yet retarded street redesign and that even more retarded pedestrian plaza and al fresco barsteraunt that was plopped in the middle of the fork between 5th Avenue and Broadway, yet this dumb ass city let a rusty near century old steam pipe rot away during all this hyperdevelopment. This shows where the cities priorities are. Blindly and mindlessly rubber stamping these buildings and projects. And also keeping their heads lodged up their asses.

Good thing City Hall toady Eric Phillps was there to document the mayor making the obligatory optical gesture of mayoral leadership.

Lean in there, William. That city crater is the definitive symbol of the moral center of you, your advocates and your monied donors.

Meanwhile…

In Columbus Circle at the train station of the same name, a man boarded the B train and randomly punched three women in their faces.

In the Lower East Side, a Muslim food vendor was dragged out of his cart by a man who proceeded to beat him down while yelling xenophobic slurs at him. The suspect constantly harassed the vendor for days prior to the assault.

In Soho, a man caught shoplifting in a sneaker store escaped from cops while he was being cuffed and ran away. The cops got him three days later where he was shacking up with his girlfriend.

In Herald Square, a corrections officer pulled out his gun and threatened a exotic dancer from a night club who refused to go home with him.

In Midtown, a man broke into a bar at 4:30 a.m. and robbed $500 and pilfered a bottle of Greygoose vodka that he poured in a bottle of his own.

In Greenwich Village at the West 4th St. Station, a man holding up the E train by holding on to the door pulled a knife out and threatened a man that criticized him for smacking his son.

Also in Greenwich Village, a man in a wig robbed a bank of $500 and got busted when a cab driver got a warning on his phone about his passenger.

In the East Village, an elderly woman got robbed of her purse in her apartment by a man she let in who claimed he was there to repair a leak.

In Harlem, a man was shot to death as he was sitting in his car.

Also in Harlem, a man was killed from a shot to his chest. He was recently under indictment of stealing 200 grand from ATM machines with other gang members.

In East Harlem, a man recklessly driving his motorcycle on the wrong side of the street killed his passenger when he hit a bump causing her to fly off the back seat onto the pavement.

In Morningside Heights, a construction worker got killed on the job at a high-rise development building when a beam fell on him.

In Times Square, a man yelled a racial slur at then shoved an 84-year-old woman to the sidewalk

In the Upper West Side, a man walked up to a 10-year-old girl and tried to fondle her.

In the Upper East Side, two apartment building fires occurred within an hour.

On Wards Island, a homeless complex was found to have been breached from holes that were cut in the fence, leading to a rise in weapons and drug smuggling and prostitution.

In the new high-rise 4 block metropolis of Hudson Yards, construction workers of the new building developments there are getting loaded in bars during their lunch hours.

In the Upper West Side, the body of a dead woman was found in the Hudson River by Riverside Park.

In Tudor City by the Midtown Tunnel, an Uber driver got pulled over and was found to have over 90 traffic violation tickets in the trunk of a car belonging to his brother. The livery car had Florida plates.

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In Central Park, in what could be comparable to the K-2 zombie effect, 24 raccoons were infected with the canine distemper, which caused them to wander around aimlessly in a catatonic daze and then die.

In Downtown Manhattan, a man was slashed in the face as over 10 people ran from the scene of the crime.

On the FDR Drive by Stuy Town, a stupid imbecile drove a Porsche on the pedestrian path to avoid traffic and got wedged between the bollard and a wall of a building. The driver fled the scene of the stupidity.

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In NoMad, a man committed suicide by jumping off the 11th floor of a luxury hotel.

In Chelsea, an SUV hopped the curb and crashed into a cellphone store, injuring two pedestrians and two passengers.

Also in Chelsea, a man ripped off a tip jar containing 70 bucks from a tea shop counter.

In Battery Park by the Staten Island Ferry dock, a man who served time for raping a 6-year-old girl with the help of her mother pinning her down to the bed was caught illegally selling price-gouging boat trip tickets to the Statue Of Liberty.

In Herald Square and Midtown, a woman shoplifted close to $1,800 worth of makeup and fragrance products from an upscale cosmetic store chain.

In the East Village, a community garden locked down for two years because of building under renovation next to it has been overrun by Rats Of Unusual Size. Stemming from infrequent trash collecting of a dumpster at a NYCHA building and of two other buildings nearby. “The city does nothing” says a dutifully concerned citizen.

In Stuy Town, a man was found tied up and hanging upside down in a closet in his apartment. (And get a hearty laugh that social media handle name and avatar photo)

And in the subway, a couple of stupid motherfucking dicks loaded their crappy motorcycles onto the trains, hogging passenger space and obstructing the doors.

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Brooklyn

In Bushwick, gunfire broke out in a playground filled with families and children and kids playing a soccer match at 6:30 p.m., leaving one man dead after getting shot in the back and 2 wounded.

In East New York at the Broadway Junction, a man and his girlfriend got killed instantly when the man hugged her and jumped on the tracks when the C train arrived in a murder-suicide.

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Also in East New York, a man got stabbed twice after a confrontation with three men.

Again in East New York, a man stabbed a worker in a 99 cent store with a screwdriver when he got caught stealing soap bars.

And again in East New York, two men with shirts over their heads robbed two SUV’s from a scrap yard.

In Downtown Brooklyn, a fight between a group of people in front of a discount department store escalated when a man took out a gun and shot it multiple times, hitting his target and two innocent bystanders, one of which was a woman who just came from a job interview.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn at the Jay St./Metrotech Station, two men arguing on the platform escalated when one man took out a knife and stabbed the other man then ran up the stairs.

In Brownsville, a brawl inside a laundromat spilled onto the middle of the street and led to the stabbing death of a 15-year-old boy and two other men being stabbed.

Also in Brownsville, a man shot a gun at two people in a park by the Brownsville Houses and ran away with his friend who was riding a bike.

Again in Brownsville at the Sutter Ave/Rutland Road Station on the 3 train, two gangs engaged in a fight devolved when one person pulled out gun and shot it, hitting an off-duty MTA maintenance worker that was on his way home. Following this horrible incident, the police transit chief insisted that the subway is safer than it’s ever been by absurdly citing a ratio between the amount of commuters and crime.

And again in Brownsville, three men were shot at on the street.

In Greenpoint, a man cut off another driver with his car on the boulevard, then took out a box cutter and started swinging it at the other man’s face. He then stole the keys to the car he cut off and sped off in a white car with the man he was slashing at holding on to the drivers side and getting scraped across a van that was stopped there during the fracas.

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In Cypress Hills, a kid who just turned sixteen got shot 5 times on a street corner after having an argument with three men, then died after running down the block. The suspect was actually looking to shoot the victim’s older brother but decided to kill him instead.

Also in Cypress Hills, a brawl between five men in front of a restaurant led to two men getting slashed.

In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a woman was found dead wrapped in a blanket and jammed inside her closet in her apartment. Her roommate and her boyfriend are under suspicion for the murder.

Also in Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a livery cab driver was held up at gunpoint and robbed by four men of his cellphone and $1,200

In Flatlands, a woman invaded an apartment of a 90-year-old woman and robbed her of two grand worth of jewelry and silverware while she was still there.

In Sunset Park, a man busted into a woman’s apartment, held her at gunpoint and raped her and robbed her of $500.

Also in Sunset Park, a man riding a bicycle smashed into a pedestrian, causing him to fall and hit his head on the asphalt and rode away.

Again in Sunset Park at the 36th Street Station, a man snatched a wallet out of a woman’s hand and ran off.

In Fort Greene, two men hopped in a livery cab and assaulted the driver from the front passenger and behind in the back seat, then robbed him of $360 and his cellphone

In Williamsburg, a woman got dragged by a van that was driving away with her clinging to the side of the vehicle after she made a dash to get a slice of pizza.

Also in Williamsburg, a man killed himself when he crashed his car into a trailer.

Again in Williamsburg, a man stalked a woman as she was walking home then barged into her apartment and tried to rape her on her couch but she fought him off, but he still managed to steal $300 from her wallet.

And again in Williamsburg, a child was hit by a bicycle rider who did not yield for the school bus that displayed it’s flashing brake lights. The shithead bus driver who parked the bus jackknife style and not having any adult supervision getting the kids makes all responsible for the child’s safety look bad on both sides. And a bike lane would not have done squat.

And again in Williamsburg, a man who came to the aid of a woman who got cut off by a reckless driver who threatened her with brass knuckles got run over by that same driver who drove his car into him, pinning him into a fence, breaking his legs.

And again in Williamsburg at the Bedford Ave. Station, the L train had to be evacuated because of a false report of a person armed with a gun, leading commuters to panic, lose their shit and form a bottlenecked stampede getting out of the subway. Canarsie Tunnel Shutdown Clock is at 8 Minutes To Midnight. The genesis pioneer base of Hip Brooklyn is fucked.

Go check out those wussies (because it won’t display here, cheap ass instagram). The kids who were playing in that park in Bushwick when actual shots were going off were a million times more composed than this pathetic collective.

And again in Williamsburg, a 15-year-old was shot and killed and a man was grazed by a bullet by a gunman at the Bushwick Houses

And again in Williamsburg, a man hid out in a synogogue and robbed it of $400.

And again in Williamsburg, a man held up a chinese restaurant by putting a worker in a bearhug and made off with 200 bucks.

In Crown Heights, a facially ink-stained rap star was jacked in his ride by two men who stole his drivers cellphone then pistol-whipped and abducted him and drove him to the home of a woman that is the mother of his child and robbed him of his $750,000 chain and 20 g’s in cash that he was showing off in a strip club the prior evening. All he got was some further self-promotion and a sticker that contradicts his gangsta shit.

In Red Hook, dumbass workers on a booze cruisin’ party boat dumped their septic tank containing 500 pounds of human shit into the basin waters of the channel.

In Bed-Stuy, a man was shot at another man twice, hitting him in the back and groin and ran away.

In DUMBO, a skimming device was found in a portable ATM machine outside of a pizzeria.

In Gravesend, a man was shot in the chest by the Gravesend Houses.

Also in Gravesend and Kensington at two train stations, a man stole wallets from two commuters by cutting their pockets while they are napping.

In Sheepshead Bay, a man was shot in the leg by a street intersection.

In Starrett City, a 57-year-old woman reliant on an oxygen tank for breathing because of her lifelong bout with asthma, died when the power shut down in her building around 4:45 a.m.. Some crass FDNY official stated in a preemptive autopsy that she may have died before the blackout.

Oh this is so fucking funny, in the lower income towns of East New York, Brownsville and Crown Heights (yes Crown Heights is still low income), stolen shitty Citibikes have been left abandoned on the streets after being stolen from people or stations after users improperly dock them for riding back to the hood. This is what happens when you deny services or transportation alternatives to undesirable and transit desert areas. And I mean the assholes behind the bike share program who determine and believe those areas are undesirable.

Bronx

In Throggs Neck, a man with mob connections eluded multiple shots at point blank range by a masked man during a drive-by.

In University Heights, a man got shot in the back and killed in the lobby of an apartment building by a man who once dated his girlfriend and then walked away with his dog.

Also in University Heights, two men in a car that crashed into another man’s vehicle was joined by two other men who rolled up in an SUV and attempted to rob the man while they were exchanging insurance information. It turns out that what they thought was a mark turned out to be an off-duty Long Island cop, who took out his service gun and shot at them, hitting two and wounding himself during the melee.

In Longwood, two men stepped out of an SUV armed with baseball bats then attacked a man walking on the sidewalk from behind and swung the bat at him, knocking him down on the pavement in broad daylight in front of scores of people.

In Soundview, a 62-year-old woman dying from cancer was strangled to death by her husband who then attempted suicide by stabbing himself multiple times.

In Baychester, a man and woman that just left a house party were grazed by bullets standing on a street corner

In Mount Eden, a man grabbed a woman’s ass in an elevator and made the dash out of the apartment building.

In Ferry Point, a dead and decomposed body washed upon the shore by Figurehead Trump’s golf course.

In Highbridge, a man shot at two men three times hitting one in the eye and the other in the shoulder and mid-section in a drive-by.

In Olinville, a drunk man broke into his ex-girlfriends apartment and stabbed her son in the neck, then fell two stories from the fire escape as he tried to flee.

In Jerome Park, two parks workers beat up a man for taking a piss in the park at 1:30 p.m.

Queens

In Springfield Gardens, a woman was found dead in her apartment wrapped in a blanket with her teeth knocked out and a neck injury from being strangled. The killer was caught in a hotel room in California and is linked to a rape and strangling of a woman in Park Slope.

In Long Island City, a fight between two women at a hotel homeless shelter led to one of them dousing the other with nail polisher remover and setting her on fire.

Also in Long Island City in another hotel homeless shelter, a premature born baby was found dead in a room along with her distraught mother and drug paraphernalia lying around.

In Astoria, four people were shot to death inside a house in a murder-suicide.

Also in Astoria, a man pulled out a gun in a nightclub and sporadically shot at multiple people then drove off in a fancy car.

Again in Astoria, a man robbed a tip jar and charity cup from a cafe and assaulted an elderly woman, but got tackled by an EMT worker and two other people who held the skel down.

And again in Astoria, four men held up a massage parlor by a holding a masseusse at knifepoint and robbed it of $1,000 and four cellphones. The same gang also robbed another massage parlor in Flushing five days earlier by grabbing two women and making off with 500 bucks and a cellphone.

And again in Astoria, a man got shot in the leg and another man got shot four times in the chest in shootings just 7 minutes apart and a few blocks away from each other.

And again in Astoria, a woman riding her bicycle ran a red light and got hit by a passing van and now she is in a hospital bed in critical condition. Tell me again how bike lanes encourage safety, Bill and Paul. Jackasses.

And again in Astoria, a man cursed out then threw liquid at a traffic agent’s back which caused a rash after she was giving him a parking ticket.

In St. Albans, a man was brutally stabbed to death on the driveway in front of his house.

Also in St. Albans, a man and his teenage brother fought off a man who tried to barge into their house at 2:45 a.m. after the culprit knocked on the door. The man then went outside and stabbed the home invader in the chest and then took a bat and beat him down on the ground, killing him.

In Woodside, a homeless man stabbed another homeless to death in front of a chain pharmacy store after they had a dispute.

In Ridgewood, four gang members attacked a man walking on a sidewalk then piled into a car and drove off.

Also in Ridgewood, a 63-year-old woman was struck and killed by a hit-and-run driver speeding on the road.

Again in Ridgewood at the Forest Ave. Station, a woman attempted suicide by jumping in front of the arriving M train.

And again in Ridgewood, two men crawled into a window of an apartment that was being renovated and stole a stove and a microwave.

And again in Ridgewood, a man on his motorcycle killed himself after he sped through a stop sign and crashed into a car.

And again in Ridgewood, where condos are being grafted onto rowhouse buildings that are normally resided by middle class and working poor citizens, a man pulled out a gun and shot it four times at two people on the street in broad daylight. Break yourselves, fools!!!

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In Sunnyside, a man feigning to aid an 85-year-old woman to get to the train station, delved into her purse and stole $130 and a debit card from her.

In South Richmond Hill, a man punched a chain pharmacy store clerk in the face and ran away with a bag of 11 bars of soap that he stole.

Also in South Richmond Hill, two men brutally assaulted and pistol whipped a 79-year-old man at 1:15 p.m. because they wanted his necklace then fled in an SUV.

In Ozone Park, an NYPD leutenant was caught driving drunk after he collided into a parked car on the boulevard.

In South Ozone Park, two men broke into a house and looted a refrigerator.

Also in South Ozone Park, a man climbed through a window of a priests rectory and stole $115 in cash and checks and a bag of chips for nourishment.

In Richmond Hill, a man who once was a reality show star got arrested for running an illegal auto scrap yard, towing and crushing vehicles without the proper licenses.

In Jamaica, a man who was released on his own recognizance by a judge who threw out his pot possession charge was arrested again after being caught with forged credit cards in his apartment.

Also in Jamaica, a man kidnapped his baby daughter from her mother in a hotel homeless shelter after they had an argument.

Again in Jamaica, a playground that has been shut down for 5 years has become home to a rat population amongst the growing weeds and garbage that a developer the city gave responsibility of it’s upkeep to.

In Flushing, a meth distribution ring operating out of gaming parlors was raided, leading to the arrest of 10 people including the drug lord.

Also in Flushing, two men armed with a knife and a gun broke into an apartment with four men inside and robbed them of $120, then stabbed one of them when a fight broke out between them.

In Rego Park at the Queens Center Mall, five people attacked two men in the food court, beating them down and slashing one of them in the face.

In Jackson Heights, a man drove his car into a pedestrian as he was crossing the street.

In East Elmhurst, a woman stabbed her boyfriend to death in her apartment during a domestic dispute.

In Averne, a 63-year-old got killed as she crossed the street and was hit by a driver running the red turning as he dragged her on the road.

In Corona, two men approached a man standing in front of a restaurant and demanded him to hand over his wallet and phone and stabbed him twice when he refused to do so.

In Fresh Meadows, two groups of men, which included a retired basketball star, that were hanging out at a Hooters restaurant got into an argument with each other then got fucking lit when one of the men pulled out a gun and started shooting.

In St. Albans, two men were shot in the leg on the street.

In Rikers Island, a corrections officer was slashed in the face by a prisoner he was protecting during a gang brawl.

Also on Rikers Island,

At JFK airport, a man who is a fugitive from a Virginia mental asylum emerged from the waters of Jamaica Bay then climbed an 8 foot fence and breached the 100 million dollar security system by walking right through it and was caught roaming by the runway.

In Bayside, two men broke into a mailbox and robbed it of it’s contents as mail theft continues to be a persistent problem despite retrofitting the boxes to prevent phishing.

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In North Flushing, jagged slabs of concrete have been piling up on the sidewalks from tree removals that the city has been neglecting to fix for over four months.

In Rosedale, a man was shot to death and his body was found weeks later under an overpass road in Yonkers.

In Middle Village, Jackson Heights, East Elmhurst and Flushing, a man is wanted for 13 muggings at gunpoint along with an accomplice

Staten Island

In Bullhead, a pyro douchebag attempted to blow up a gas station by spilling gas around a pump and igniting it with his burning receipt. Which was easily deterred by the extinguishers overhead.

In Oakwood, a man had two American flags robbed from the front of his house.

In Tottenville, a NYPD lieutenant was caught idling and drunk as shit in his car.

In West Brighton, a fight between two men got ultraviolent as property in front of a store got damaged and other men interfered by smashing and throwing chairs on the shirtless guy. All while the woman filming from a car was goading the combatants on. A small business worker was asked if this was a regular thing on the avenue and she flatly replied with a hint of Detective Jake Gitts; “It’s Castleton”.

Oh and the video is very popular on the facebook with over 90,000 views. Not having an account, there is no info here about how “liked” it is. This should provide some relief for Zuckerberg now that his vile company lost $120 billion dollars.

Ten heroin overdoses were reported over the July 4th weekend in this borough.

The murder rate went up 8% because of gang-related violence. Including a 22% rise in the Bronx not even related to gangs.

And in Queens, the borough has seen massive spikes of murders, rapes and robberies.

And the season is not even half over…

There Is A Delay At Lefferts Blvd. Station Renovation Ahead Because Of State And City Government Indifference And Negligence, Stupid Bickering From The Governor And Mayor, Tardy Contractors, Selective And Overdue Renovations At Other Stations, And Stupid Priorities Focusing On Optics And Social Interaction.

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Lefferts Blvd. Station, November 2017. Ain’t a damn thing changed.

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The renovation and modernization of the Lefferts Blvd. Station remains incomplete and nearly 2 years behind schedule. This was supposed to be finished on September 2016.

When I last wrote about this, it was with great relief that the staircase was repaired and accessible again. Also the encrusted vile, unsanitary and health hazardous pigeon shit that piled up on the turnstiles and the partition walls was finally scoured somewhat.  I attribute this to an actual televised report way back in late May by CBS New York’s Reena Roy.

 

Now when I wrote that I would write back in a month, being July, was around the time when Mario’s Son, Governor Andrew Cuomo proclaimed commuting on your city’s subway was in the midst of a summer of hell and ordered a fast tracking of repairs all over our lousy transit system. An encouraging sign appeared at this station promising the station’s completion, including the monstrous elevator which hogs half the sidewalk on the corner by September 16 or the end of the 3rd quarter.

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Look how they creatively fixed the date on the sign with the sophistication of a little scamp changing D-‘s to A+’s on a report card.

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To assure the way overdue task for completion, the MTA decided that it was best to lock down the stairway in August in order to hasten work on the elevator. At least that was the impression it gave. Respecting the governors demands for swift repair and the repressed frustrations of the commuting public, the station drew up a new sign for the reopening of the stairs. September 15, 2017!

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Some obstacles got in the way during this supposed fast track. For the staircase remained shut down until a few weeks ago on October 22nd.

Making egress from the station a lethargic, condensed human being imitation of a cow to burger death march exit.

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As for the elevator, alas the promising scheduled finalization has not come to be, for it being November, a third of the month over and officially in the 2nd month of the 4 quarter of the year. Betraying the promise made by the bollard obscured sign in the above photo.

This is where this station is now:

Alas, the promising scheduled finalization has not come to be. Another expected failure of the worst fucking transit system in the fucking universe.

All one can ask, equally philosophically and vulgarly is, fucking why is this being delayed like it’s been, what’s the reason for it and what else is so important that priorities have been so skewed that prevented this from even being done this year.

The Lefferts Blvd. station isn’t the only thing the MTA is, for lack of a better term, not fucking bothering with. The MTA is still living up to their model of consistent shitty service all over the boroughs.

One moment in the waning days of the MTA’s Summer Of Hell, Andy Cuomo made an provocatively asinine remark telling and challenging his downstate constituents of alleged improvements if you look a little harder at them.  I felt it was prudent not to respond immediately to his bullshit, easy to do when you don’t have accounts with billion dollar worth social media platforms, and waited till more incidents naturally piled up so there could be some rationale for the awful delay of the Lefferts station makeover. And it did not disappoint despite it’s natural inclination to.

Like the recent IBO study that determined the costs of commuters livelihoods of millions of dollars from loss of work hours in addition to missed appointments from constant daily delays. Delays that have went up 50,000 in 5 years totaling 15,000 hours. Exacerbated by the irresponsible city planning enabling hyper-development and over-speculation of rental market rates, leading to more people moving into the new towers and shacking up with each other in small newly expensive dwellings. Also the pressing fact of the systems aging cars, rotted infrastructure, and disgraceful antiquated signal system.

Steady reports from the commuters of terminated news and culture blog Gothamist and their dead sister newsite DNAinfo revealed real time shittiness like malfunctioning Metrocard machines ripping off commuters, Monday morning city wide delays, rerouting in a span of two weeks, more mechanical breakdowns on the unjustifiably overdue repairing of the Canarsie Tunnel on the L line and another case of hazardous debris left on the tracks.

The obvious obliviousness and of the Governor, pissing hundreds of millions of dollars on light shows, dangerous cashless toll booths, and state sealed useless objectiles by all bridges.

Somehow lost when he gave his advice to suffering commuters, he didn’t look hard enough after he threw his subway New Year’s Day suarez on the 86th Street station Second Avenue line when a sprinkler malfunction shorted the escalators back in May revealed that the line’s emergency service safety system was still being tested, faulty with thousand of defects and incomplete. So if there is somehow a fire, commuters will be too busy panicking and running in mobs to check out all the modern art on the walls.

Appointed interim commissioner Joe Lotha laid out the state’s plan, 4 weeks late of course and after promising completion of a 60 day study that was never released for the reason that the city won’t contribute, of how to accomplish improving service and infrastructure at the gargantuan amount of $15.5 billion dollars, adding more to the amount of money spent and squandered compared to other subway systems around the world and I am obliged to say, the worst fucking transit system in the universe. (I don’t give a shit what that glossy and fancy corporate commissioned study says.

As for other stations in the MTA boards fix included in the 30 station surface improvement plan, renovations like in Astoria will probably meet the same fate as the monument of futility of the Lefferts station and it won’t even have an elevator for the handicap and elderly. Although the stations by Sunset Park and Bay Ridge got done in 6 months and on time, mostly with cosmetic improvements, if you would call those benches that.

So far what has manifested on the city’s trains, stations and even personnel borders on the ludicrous. Like the already decided removal of seats on the cars of a few lines and the replacement of them with fold-up seats on the L line which already have been damaged, presumably by very pissed off citizens. Just to cram more sardines in a crushed tin box.

Also idiotic ideas that rifle straight from underpaying big box retail stores, like taking former MTA booth clerks and turning them into smiling greeters or the slightly more dignifying term ambassadors. And having subway announcements be more honest and informative and less identity oriented by no longer addressing commuters as “ladies and gentlemen” Funny, I thought announcements were supposed to be those things. This devotion to transparency compares to Domino’s Pizza’s recent decision to use actual ingredients for their bland peasant food. Anyway, even though they don’t have an appealing alternative for the universal pleasant greeting of both genders, whatever will replace it will be diligently watched by a crack team of supervisors at the start of the demented program, so any replacing of old tracks and subway car maintanance will have to wait.

Speaking of alienating people, this time unwarranted, the MTA has decided to upgrade how you pay to get on the trains and buses of this perpetual shitshow transit system, by eliminating the metrocard and switching to a tap or swipe system by using a credit card and a cellphone. Opening up new avenues and opportunities for identity stealing hackers and the common skell to snatch your wallet or iphone. The latter being the number one target of thievery. This will also be a major pain to older commuters who don’t have cards or phones and are not tech savvy and all those sensible people who don’t want or refuse to use such items for payment.

Recently re-elected mayor and lucky bastard Bill de Blasio is also being quite a dick about this and comes off like a worse jerk than his foolish nemesis in Albany. For he refuses to contribute to the actually sensible rescue plan that was aborted because of the fact that the state spent the city’s money before prioritizing the highways and bridges instead of the subway.

Although de Faustio and everyone else with a functioning brain and motor skills knows that Cuomo and the state are responsible for the upkeep and spending of your city’s mass transit system and considering the diversion of funding to the idiotic programs and surface improvements aforementioned including one involving a shady crew to cover up bus accidents, Mayor Big Slow doesn’t seem or want to realize that a lot of constituency still relies on driving as well as city businesses. There’s also his insistence on keeping the REBNY developer welfare boondoggle BQX line still afloat and his jackass funding of the disappointing under-serving ferry boats as the subway continued to implode. Even the street belching fire and smoke in the station by (21st century Tammany) city hall is not enough to convince him. So there again goes his credibility on matters concerning the citizens and their finances and daily routines and what an amazing money pissing hypocrite he is.

There is also the fact that he his holding a shitty hand and really cannot challenge the state and Cuomo’s mediocre genius board members by denying the share of the funding in the rescue plan. Despite how they are actually blackmailing the city now that threats of a fare hike is being considered recently. Sometimes you gotta know when to fold ’em like Kenny Rogers reminded us and just suck it up.

With this snafu FUBAR rigmarole going on with the transit system, still overlooked is the last stop on the east bound A train, Lefferts, which service is also being undermined by more trains going to the Rockaways, and it’s station still in a purgatory state of stagnant development. Compared to all the activity that has occurred in the past 4 years of renovation, it’s like it’s frozen in time. That elevator is practically the Frozen Caveman of the MTA.

This should not be in the 21st century. Lefferts is one of the biggest transportation and transfer hubs in NYC and this should have been finished already, yet the elevator remains dormant despite looking complete. The fast track either missed it or more likely the MTA is holding out. It’s an insult to the community, the customers and a crime of social neglect. And a hideous blight on the intersection and massive obstruction to boot.

This elevator has got to get done stat. It’s stupid and unfair that other stations are getting upgraded, especially the one in Brooklyn that got done on time (figures) and retrofitted with lousy wifi that only works at the stations and not in the tunnels or between elevated tracks and a fucking elevator can’t start. It’s one goddamn elevator. The Empire State Building and The World Trade Center (the one that wasn’t named Freedom) got built 3 years faster than this station’s makeover. And those buildings have and had dozens of elevators. This one just goes about 3 stories for fuck’s sake.

Finish this goddamn station already. No more excuses and no more fucking sharpie pen overwritten rescheduling.

Since we are now being so honest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Bad Days 27: Wild In The Streets- Unpleasant Nostalgia Of The Bad Old Days As Two Men Duke It Out Uptown, A Man Gets Stabbed To Death During Breakfast, And More Slashings, Shootings, Holdups, Rapes and Rape Attempts, And The Continued Usage Of Citibikes For Crimes.

Who needs those idiots Mayweather and McGregor? We got the NBD bout of the week.

Manhattan

On the Upper West Side at 6:45 a.m., a street hassle involving two men arguing over traffic protocol escalated when the pedestrian, distracted by talking on his phone, banged on the drivers window, leading to the driver taking out a machete from his truck and swinging and throwing it at the pedestrian and missing him, followed by the pedestrian throwing garbage cans at the driver and ended with the two exchanging blows and flexing.

In Times Square, a man singing aloud and walking with his friend was slashed in the face by a man who thought his friend was disrespected when the victim blew him off.

In Midtown, a homeless man threw a brick at a window of a bar that inspired the hangout of that horrendous show “How I Met Your Mother?” and the reprehensible Bro, Brah and Broheim culture and craze. That’s the show with Doogie Howser ,the exhibitionist from Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and the girl who stuck her flute up her pussy at band camp.

In Stuyvesant Town at the First Avenue train station, a man molested a woman by pelvically grinding on her.

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In Murray Hill, 4 people got injured during a multiple car crash that included a garbage truck at 2:30 a.m.

In Greenwich Village, a civilian employee for the NYPD got caught trying to rob a bank on West 4th street by claiming to have a bomb.

On the Upper East Side, a man loaded on drugs lost control of his SUV, hitting a curb, mounting the sidewalk and crashing into a watch store, injuring 3 people.

In Union Square, 3 teenage boys robbed a cellphone off a display rack.

 Police on Wednesday arrested a man who tried and failed to rob three banks in lower Manhattan.
“I want 20’s, I want 50’s, I want 100’s…”

In the Lower East Side and later in Noho, a man dressed like Spaulding from Caddyshack attempted and failed to rob 3 banks with an object in a flimsy plastic bag.

In Washington Heights, 2 men were attempting to steal letters from a mailbox using glue traps and string

At the Manhattan Supreme Court in Downtown, a prisoner tried to escape the holding area by shoving the D.A. and attacking the guards.

In Midtown West at Penn Station, a man on parole slashed another man in the face after an argument escalated between the culprit and the victim and his girlfriend on the subway platform.

In the East Village, a man broke into a church and burglarized it.

Brooklyn

In Brighton Beach at 6:10 a.m., a man sitting on a crate eating a bagel in front of a deli is confronted by a man who proceeds to conspicuously take out a knife, bends down to say something to the man sitting and stabs him once in the mid-section. The victim walks backwards away from his attacker and heads toward a cab that pulled over, then collapses. He is taken to a hospital where he died from his wound. The killer was known to pick fights with people in the vicinity.

In Canarsie, a 70 year old woman was found dead in her house, her legs bound in an electrical cord. Her adopted son is suspected in the murder.

Also in Canarsie, a 19 year old man was shot in the chest at the back of a house.

In Bed-Stuy, an 18 year old woman was injured after being shot at sitting in her car. This happened despite the ubiquitous presence of high end dining establishments.

At an apartment building in Crown Heights, two teenage girls, aged 16, were held captive and forced into prostitution by a couple in their early 20’s. One of the girls attended an event sponsored by the Adminstration For Child Services a month earlier and afterward was brought to her unsuspected captors by a person who worked for the ACS.

Also in Crown Heights, a man chasing and shooting at other men on the street when he ran into undercover cops patrolling the area who then shot him when he refused to drop his weapon after he was still shooting for his targets.

And yet again in Crown Heights, the same wimp that tried to rape 2 women and got his ass kicked, attempted to rape another two women and got his ass kicked again.

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Also in Clinton Hill, a man was stabbed on the street at 3:15 p.m.

In Bushwick, a thief broke into an electronic bike store and stole 7 motor powered bikes worth $10,000.

In Prospect Heights, an off duty correction officer nearly killed a man with his car who had a protection order against him.

At the Sutter Avenue train station in East New York, a man tried to wrest a gun from an MTA patrolman who was guarding a technician repairing a metrocard dispenser.

In Flatbush, 2 men are involved in a gunpoint robbery scheme involving meetups feigning to buy expensive merchandise ranging from stupid Iwatches and Iphones to grotesque sneakers designed by Kanye West.

In Coney Island, a man was caught driving drunk with his 7 year old daughter on his lap after he crashed into an ambulance.

In Prospect Heights-Lefferts Gardens, a woman broke a window in her apartment and tried to kill herself.

In Fort Greene, a burglar broke into an apartment building and ripped a laundry card machine from it’s base, stole the money inside it and rode away on a Citibike. Two men wearing bandannas like in the old west robbed a man of his backpack at knifepoint at a bus stop. A cabdriver drove away with a woman’s purse after she naively trusted him with it when she wanted to make a quick stop to the nearest market. And a man was beaten and slashed by 3 men while walking on the street at 9:45 a.m.

In Carrol Gardens, a man crept into a woman’s apartment and stole her laptop.

Bronx

At the Gouverneur Morris Houses in Claremont Village, 3 men were wounded from being shot at.

Also in Claremont, a woman was sexually assaulted in an E.R. at a hospital care center by a man with a stolen I.D. and medical jacket.

In Port Morris, a woman was found dead at a warehouse in a closet resulting from beatings by her ex-husband, who hung himself a day later.

In Mott Haven, a man hit a bike rider and drove off, leaving him on the street with critical injuries.

Queens

In Richmond Hill, a woman double-parked on the street was held up by gunpoint, robbed then raped by two men.

In Long Island City at the Ravenswood Houses at 12:00 p.m, a man was shot multiple times to death by an gunman who fled the area and is still at large.

At the Grand Central Parkway in Jamaica Estates, a drunk driver caused a 4 car collision killing 2 and injuring 7 after he swerved 3 lanes to pass a vehicle in front of him and smashed into a guardrail and landed on the opposite road.

At a high school in Cambria Heights, an 18 year old man sexually assaulted a 16 year old girl after luring her to the basement.

In Flushing, 3 men traveling in a minivan are snatching purses off of random women and still on the loose. They have robbed cash and valuables worth over $10,000.

Also in Flushing at Kissena Park, a man raped two women on consecutive evenings, both attacks happened around 11 and 11:30 p.m.

In Hunters Point, a woman was robbed of her iphone by a boy riding on a Citibike.

In Woodside, a man snatched a purse from a car with the windows down.

In Queens Village, a 14 year old girl is reported missing who last seen on Hillside ave. at 8:30 a.m.

The Worst Fucking Transit System In The Universe

On Monday morning, a track fire ignited in the A train express tunnel by the 145th street station in Harlem, leading to a mass evacuation causing a shutdown of 4 lines which led to a massive overcrowding on the 1 train blocks away on Broadway for it was the only line accessible for transit service.

Interim Commissioner Joe Lotha’s first response to the latest MTA atrocity exhibition; “We are not very good right now”. His proactive response and solution. “Don’t eat on the trains.” No wonder he lost to De Faustio.

During the Friday morning rush, the Q train derailed by the Brighton Beach station resulting in delays on the line for the entire day.

And in the making the same mistake and expecting different result dept., the worst fucking and criminally undermined for decades transit system in the universe had a work train derail by the West 8th street station and after doing some repairs it derailed again 2 hours later when they tried to run it. It was revealed that the previous day that the car was faulty when it was operated at a railyard in Coney Island.

This week has been crushingly and oppressively humid. It can’t be hotter than July after this last week and a half. On that note, here’s Stevie Wonder with the proper sentiment.

And the inspiration of today’s post title.

Faster

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck The MTA, The Worst Transit System In The Universe

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There’s your fucking signal problem.

Manhattan, Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, N.Y., U.S.A.

Tuesday morning, an earlier incident involving a southbound A train between the 135th st. and 125th st. stations in Harlem, jumped off the rails, collided with the wall and knocked over a few signal posts after running over an unsecured rail improperly placed on the tracks, which subsequently produced a smoke condition, a fire from the errant trash left in the tunnel. Which led to the evacuation of thousands of commuters and 30 injured.

This incident led to the shutting down of service because of the power cut off for the evacuation and also to suspension of the C line in both directions, which also cut off and rerouted service on the B and D lines in Manhattan.

That’s it. This cannot be remedied. Fuck the MTA, the worst fucking transit system in the universe.

Fuck with their falsehood announcements like “train traffic ahead”, “signal and switch problems”, “sick passenger”, and of course “earlier incident” and “smoke condition”, for these are now banal cliches that have outlive their usefulness and have no credibility.

Fuck their advice, as commuters are now blowing off by risking their lives by exiting stalled trains by climbing out and walking in the tracks in the dark tunnels to get to the next station and daylight and freedom.

But mostly, fuck all those responsible and a certain couple of elected worthless hacks who refuse to take responsibility. Meaning the MTA board of dunces and Mayor Bill De Faustio and the clown prince of Albany, Governor “Mario’s Son” Cuomo.

Fuck this MTA board, who are suppose to be independent and actually in charge of it’s operations and machinations, have been utterly non-existent even with two new members appointed by the governor. In spite of public meetings opened to rightly disgruntled and angered citizenry, they blow off any suggestions put forth by them.

And all they have done in their alleged independent positions, is approve anything Gov. Andy tells them to improve. And it’s all cosmetic bullshit. You see, Mario’s arrogant, entitled, fortunate son thinks that everything should be a destination sight, including the decrepit hourly malfunctioning subway, overlooking it’s true purpose of taking commuters to destinations. Which is why he rushed to open the 2nd avenue subway for his new year’s eve party which contains art installations. Which is why there is a preposterous designer food court at the Columbus Circle station called the “Turnstyle”. Which is why there is commissioned art all over main stops and tony areas. Fuck them all.

Apparently, another reason that Andy has forced this, what he proudly quotes as if he trademarked it “the summer of hell” on our destroyed transit system, is his focus on the cashless tolling booths and the construction of the new Kociusko Bridge and cheesy light shows, of which he just did 3 times in the last month.

Fuck Cuomo, who has now denied being in charge of this clusterfuck shitshow of a transit system after taking the reins, then denied them, and then proclaimed leadership and then refused it again and kinda took command so he can rehire failed mayoral candidate and failed former MTA boss, Joe Lotha to run the system again, whose return was christened with the A train derailment. This guy is blatantly fucking with his constituency. It looks like his quest for the highest office can no longer be rumor as he is exhibiting the same attitude as the current holder Figurehead Trump with his use of Twitter for his tone-deaf announcements, feigned concerns and self-promotion. To quote your thousands of bitter followers “Fix the subway, idiot“. Fuck your million dollar search for “geniuses” to solve this century old crisis, idiot. You thought yourself as such a genius when you ran for governor and attorney general and accepted a position at HUD, you fucking moron.

It’s only been a few days but fuck Joe Lotha, whose reaction to the train wreck was to announce that confidence must be rebuilt in the MTA. That is what must be rebuilt? There are thousands of things that must be rebuilt on the transit lines and it’s certainly not confidence. Fix the fucking subway. Fuck confidence.

Fuck this corrupt Mayor Bill “The Big Slow” De “Faustio” Blasio, who appointed other members on the useless MTA board. This stupid fucking idiot who prefers, with good reason, to go on 3 hour road trips from Uptown to Park Slope to City Hall via escort SUV police motorcade and when confronted about his blatant hypocrisy about changing personal habits to reduce the extreme effects of climate change, claimed it would be “cheap symbolism” to take the train. And who subsequently had to go on an obligatory photo op train ride when challenged by mayoral primary opponent Sal Albanese and had to suffer the hysterical irony of letting two trains go by because of overcrowding. After that learned experience, he suddenly had the inspiration to consider bringing back control of the subways to the city. You got fucking board members you appointed on the board and you couldn’t persuade them before? And when questioned various times by the press and citizens before about subway improvements and fare discounts for the poor, you blew them off and shirked your duties to your commuter constituents to Cuomo who you conveniently claimed is in charge and refused to take proactive measures while you devoted your taxpayer funded time to the failed under-supplied ferry line and the stupid BQX trolley proposal by your developer donor overlords. Fuck you.

019Last night on the A gone local, but it could be any train, anytime.

Fuck the MTA board again, since they are in charge, for delaying the repairs for the Canarsie Tunnel on the L line, in an obvious kneel to The Gentrification Industrial Complex of REBNY, city hall and the legislative offices in Albany, so the transformation and economic inequity of west and shore front Brooklyn would continue unabated. And fuck the G.I.C. because all the hyper-development on the west side of the boroughs has caused critical massive overcrowding on the few stops at the end of Manhattan and at the start of Brooklyn and Queens that it makes it impossible for commuters to board that have to go further east to said boroughs.

For the abandonment of necessary critical infrastructure of rail fixes, modernizing the signals and switches for the 21st century, replacing 40 to 50 year old cars. For cutting costs by removing token clerks and the horrendously flawed metrocard system. For raising fares to crippling economic effect to middle class and working poor people.

Fuck paying fares for that matter, for there is more effort to bust people avoiding to pay for shitty service than to properly place rails and keep the trains running on schedule.

Fuck the wifi, which is goddamn weak and only works in the brief moment at the station, which was only provided to keep the social media addicted mollified and have the commuters act as useful idiots to promote the MTA itself and garner advertising dollars, which is either being hoarded or wasted on future bullshit proposals and projects.

Fuck the commuters too, whose contemptible habits like obliviousness, lack of etiquette and obnoxious antics have got exceedingly worse. Not moving to the middle of the car, blocking doors, tourists with their giant mountain backpacks and rolling luggage, “showtime” dancers, well dressed buskers, improv performance hipshits and the stinkiest of homeless dwellers and mentally ill. And now there is a spate of people using the worst fucking transit system in the universe as a venue to kill themselves, as there have been close to 10 suicides, attempted and successful in the past few months.

Fuck the 100 year old signal system, its modernization which our exalted experts on the board think will be completed by 2045. 2045? Fuck you. Forget it, this is already fucked.

This transit system is not going to be improved ever. Never ever. For this city is too overcrowded and there are too many lazy rich idiots who are too pampered in charge. There is officially no hope and no way out of this unacceptable mess these people have created.

Fuck the MTA, and fuck this city. It’s become unlivable and unmanageable, and the worst is yet to come as the grotesque cabal of wealthy pigs and Figurehead Trump’s plutocabinet will not give one penny of aid to this state, no matter how much that wuss Senator Chucklenuts Schumer begs.

The fuck with begging for funding and the hell fuck with adjusting and the fatalistic bullshit that this is NYC and this shit is expected. All the pretty little things like street festivals and green spaces for glass towers and everything else that’s being catered to transients and tourists has to stop, stat. And fuck the automated car tests. Most of all, fuck this taxpayer funded subway music performer shit, especially that obnoxious pummeling drummer duo that’s been playing during the afternoon and evening rush hours at the 14th street station on 8th avenue the past month. The subway’s infrastructure is the #1 priority now. Nothing else.

MTA, get busy or get lost. Oh fuck it, just get lost. You don’t listen to experts in the transportation field, why should you listen to a blogger who’s tired of 30 years of your incompetence and cursing you to holy hell.

From the looks of it this morning, with 12 lines experiencing delays and service changes again, it’s obvious the MTA has adjusted to inflammatory insults for a while now.

Fuck the MTA.

UPDATE:

This made the rounds on the most popular social networking medium, a few days after the horrifying derailment of the A train uptown and part-time interim commissioner Joe Lotha’s determined goal to rebuild confidence in the worst fucking transit system in the universe. The MTA is using zip-ties to keep their rusty train parts together

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Motherfucker. Great job MsJaya_B

So this is the gift the MTA gave the 7 train for 100 years in service. It’s absolutely distressing that the worst fucking transit system in the universe has to go to Home Depot or more likely for their proclivity to cut costs, Dollar Tree or Jack’s 99 cent store to get replacement parts. What’s next? Yarn? Stale gum under public school desks and on the sidewalks? Fuck this.

And another big Fuck Governor Snowflake Cuomo for his program to piss away a million dollars to court “geniuses” to solve what he has finally now acknowledged as a state of emergency (this idiot really thinks he’s president). Hey shithead, who do you think those people you and your rival shithead at city hall appointed on the MTA board are? Those motherfuckers are suppose to be the geniuses to make the transit system function efficiently. Why did you run for Governor anyway, aren’t you supposed to be a genius, going to college and inheriting your Dad’s genes and legacy and all that good shit?

So the idea, presumably from Andy and the useless and coddled MTA board, is to piss away money to build new pages on the MTA website and then squander a million to let someone else do it.

These elected and appointed people are friggin’ retards. Fuck them all.

It’s too late baby, fuck the MTA.

 

 

 

Fare Beaten: Mayor Big Slow De Blasio’s Big Ass Budget Denies Discount Metrocards For Poor And Rent Burdened Commuters

IMG_20160921_191503488This station is very far away from the city and it’s location lacks hip cache and luxury towers.

The mayor and city council’s recently approved and bloated $85 billion dollar budget couldn’t spare 50 mil for discounted fares for the poor, which in the face of city wide prosperity, still exists. Mayor De Faustio nevertheless stated repeatedly to the remaining stunned bloc of betrayed voters and the press that he would not allocate funding to the needy he once pandered to, and deferred responsibility to his archrival Mario’s son Governor Andy and also to a rare declaration of fiscal restraint. This would have some credence if he actually show restraint in doling out gunny sacks of plums to the preferred interest groups of the mayor and his lady ogre speaker that received millions of dollars.

Interesting as he was saying he was going to deny much needed aid to the citizens barely getting by with the growth in property taxes, energy and cellphone bills, and rapidly rising inflation in the cost of food who also have to deal with the lousy service of the worst fucking transit system in the universe, which can now add threats to employment on the list as innocent commuters have to explain daily of their tardiness. For he has still not given up on his and his REBNY donor overlord’s demented plan to build the absurd BQX light rail line, despite a strict feasibility report stating it’s impossibilities, from obvious expenses and overhauling critical infrastructure, and also the fact that the rail will travel in a level one hurricane flood zone.

But a month after the report, the Queens Courier’s The Sun paper edition published a sponsored 10 page pullout on the BQX with various adverts and cheesy photo manipulations of the tram on the streets. Yet again, facts, common sense and general safety get thrown in the garbage when it comes to the unrealistic wants of the Gentrification Industrial Complex. And obviously, the plans to build this idiotic trolley unwanted by the citizenry and the small businesses is still a go.

Now what’s truly absurd and offensive about this hoarding of tax dollars is that the city agreed to allocate 2.5 billion to improve the subway in a state accord with the state a few years ago. The kicker is that the BQX initial cost happens to be 2.5 billion dollars. It’s a possibility that Mayor De Faustio is denying the poor people he once deigned to and feigned to be concerned about is shelving the money that could have easily went to serve the poorer communities.

It kind of evokes wonder if the city’s share in investing the subway is even being used at all. Going by the recent historic lousy service that has occurred this spring alone.

For now that less fortunate commuters have to continue to pay lavish fares for abominable service, it’s high time that the damned MTA get their collective shit together and also stop minimizing the severity of the reasons for delays. As for the cheap ass mayor (except to his incompetent non-profit groups donors), instead of passing the buck to the equally despised governor, delve into the city’s deposit box and make the subway service less shittier and borderline dangerous.

 

 

 

 

MTA Misbehavin’

The Lefferts Blvd. Stairway in 24/7 still life.

It’s almost the middle of May, about 6 weeks into the 2nd quarter of 2017, and the notorious tardiness renovating the Lefferts Blvd. station continues unabated and sadly unconcerned by the higher administrative brass and even the thousands of commuters who rely on this heavily populated hub. The stairway and the handicap accessible elevator looks complete but is still surrounded by machinery, giant orange thimbles and partition fencing obstructing the majority of the sidewalk. And it’s still causing massive bottlenecks of people exiting and entering the station.

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But during my last visit, I happened to meet the curators of the year long fecal art exhibition at the turnstiles.

Apparently, in spite of recent attempts to clean the area, the pigeon populace has settled quite nicely and comfortably during this essential and glacial upgrade.

In fact, it looks like the MTA’s hired contractors built a coop

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But, for the sake of empathy and pretension, I might doth protest too much. For this is just standard procedure.

The Worst Transit System In The Fucking Universe has been giving their customers a wild ride for the last couple of weeks, for there has been a plethora of coverage of the MTA’s atrocious construction and daily service delays that are verging on the tragicomic, frustrating, nerve-rattling, and surreal and a true test on human collective sanity.

For starters, an event, and it seems you can’t go a second without hearing one these days, was held for the 100th anniversary of the 7 line in Queens that was followed by an alarming report of the horrid condition of the elevated structure which hasn’t been painted for 3 decades that was shedding chunks and chips of old lead paint over the densely populated Roosevelt Avenue.

There was the grand unheralded opening of the elevator at Briarwood/Van Wyck on Queens Blvd, an achievement that would have got some praise if Mario’s son threw a craft brew festival surrounding it but it turns out that it took 3 years to build because of the need for super special mechanical parts. I surmise that it took a worldwide expedition to find these vaunted materials and the hiring of an adventuring Indiana Jones type for the amount of time expended.

The timing of it’s opening is quite impeccable considering a recent report on a massive percentage of inoperative elevators and escalators for the handicapped and elderly commuters, most recently spotlighted by the perpetually malfunctioning people mover by Court Square in Long Island City and the masking tape decorated paperweight collecting dust that is the subject of this posting.

These necessities being denied the state tax paying commuters barely competes with delays occurring almost daily from signal and electrical breakdowns, homeless spillover occupying cars, sick passengers, decaying infrastructure and ambiguous investigations throwing the city into chaos. The timing of these mass transit travesties mostly happening during the peak rush hours.

There was the day when a mysterious blackout at the 7th avenue station in Manhattan which serves the B, D & E that caused hours of delays and rerouting of almost every line. A similar incident happened recently at 36th street station in Brooklyn, causing reroutes of over 8 lines. One day the Q train had to be shut down for an investigation because a swastika was drawn on a seat. A big slab of concrete fell on an train that pulled into the Franklin Ave station on the 3 line in Crown Heights. Yesterday, a sick passenger shut down the city bound A and C lines.

There are the now weekly breakdowns and delays at Penn Station, notably the feces spewing ceiling geyser. And the 4 billion dollar luxury shopping mall atrocity Oculus couldn’t even hold the force of nature’s fluids during last weeks downpour, which had the semblance of the skies vomiting water. It should not be a surprise of that hub’s vulnerability since it’s designed like a dish rack.

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What can be done to stem this inexcusable, disgusting and just plain shitty service that the people of this city are paying for day after day, fare increase after fare increase.  Maybe 65 million dollars might be enough to keep the trains coming on time and make the essential upgrades for the systems antiquated signal system, perilous underground infrastructure and aging rails and tracks. But remember, Mario’s son Governor Cuomo inexplicably reallocated that funding to the city he so anecdotally talked about when he christened the Kosciusko Bridge with that cheesy Window Media Player 9 light show. That’s why it boggles the collective frustrated mind of the citizenry that Andy allocated some funding to redesigning 3 stations by Sunset Park and fitting it with free wifi, and the only improvements the transit system has seen is just cosmetic and goddamn wifi. It’s also bewildering with the amount of space sold to advertisers, even fully covering train cars to turnstiles and the billions of tourists that would populate Jupiter and Saturn that the money generated is still not enough to finance our transit system city and state wide. Where does all the fucking money go????

So it’s time to adapt then die to the further malaise of commuting on The Worst Fucking Transit System In The Universe. If there is a proper analogy for this, it’s like what commuters are experiencing is the Kübler-Ross theory, the 5 stages approaching death every early morning and evening in the past few weeks, but skipping grief and went straight to anger and is holding steady there. Let’s make sure Mario’s Son feels the wrath breathing down his wrinkled neck by remaining pissed and not bargain and succumb to fear and acceptance. And not to take any more shit.

Especially and specifically this shit.

Whose trains? OUR TRAINS!!!

 

Update: I profanely asked where does the money go from all the space that are sold to advertisements, and it seems to go into overtime for some certain dedicated workers. From an audit by a conservative think tank, the Empire Center of Public Policy, overtime pay cost the taxpayers close to a billion dollars. The most ludicrous was a track worker who actually earned more than the MTA commissioner at the time. Supposedly, these massive earnings, for technically a few hours of work, are justified because of the alleged efficiency it brings to the transit system with workers on the job. Somehow it might be more cost effective to hire people work those hours into later shifts and it would probably save a few hundred grand.

MTA, Re: Lefferts Blvd Station-The First Quarter Of The Year Is UP

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Richmond Hill, Queens, N.Y.

Where does the time go? It sure flies when you’re being stagnant, right MTA? Right Governor Cuomo? It’s April 9th as this is written and the station, 10 days after the first quarter of the year. While it has shown some improvement and new structure, is still one bottleneck forming staircase and inoperable elevator poor excuse for a station.

The stairs were supposed to be ready on April 1st. Can’t say enough about the uncanny scheduling as this has made fools of thousands of commuters. Although with the horrendous way the worst transit system in the fucking universe operates, sometimes at times these little big annoying things seem intentional.

Anyway, there was some encouraging things to see the other day in these first new days of spring as I actually saw life forms donning proper apparel and protective head wear, 3 of them, actually putting the pieces together on the looooooonnnnnggggg anticipated completion of the south stairway.

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I assure you readers, they were there, I saw them really. One of them actually turned around and saw me observing them and paused as if he recognized me. Another hardhat also suddenly stopped for a bit too. Noticing my smartphone and assuming correctly of it’s camera setting. But being respectful of people’s sensitivity, I waited till they went back to work to snap a pic so not to spark a confrontation and distract from the relevant matter of finishing this goddamn fucking staircase as soon as possible. You think 2 years to modernize a station would be long enough. Did the Empire State Building take this long to build? Hell Fucking NO. And it was built AHEAD of schedule by a week. This daily combination slog and eyesore is behind by at least a damn year and a half.

At least they noticed the health hazard bird shit partition and scoured as much as they could…

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…yet to no avail

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Yet they missed a lot of spots elsewhere

This delay is offensive enough. Really, MTA, you only got 3 contractors working on the weekend? So I had to be reminded again with a visit (can being reliant on the nearest subway entrance to commute count as a visit?) to the 86th street station in Yorkville about how the second avenue subway/galleria got the priority fast track so our megalomaniac ambitious governor had to build his pseudo legacy in real time with his command and worker bee swarm deployment to finish it on time. Well, more precisely for his stupid new years eve party.

Behold such envious beauty, although I take some smugness at the fact that after 4 months they have no one working the newsstand.

Admittingly, these are great pieces. It’s a fine reverential immortal tribute to NYC’s greatest songwriter that eradicates the stain of sweet Lou’s last aural shit sandwich collaboration with Metallica, Lulu (“I AM THE TABLE”, yes “I AM THE TABLE”). But come on, Chuck, as great as they are, 2 self-portaits? Is this why, as with the other 2 stations, it took so years to get the trains running down there? Well, they are there and they’re awesome so C’est La Vie, Que Sera Sera, IT IS WHAT IT IS (somebody brutally kill that last saying)

Hopefully, commuters will show up this lovely Monday morning to 2 staircases, if going by the might and skill of those 3 mortals can probably attest. I wouldn’t count on it at all since it still looks a bit skeletal and they have to move all that shit surrounding it. In all probability it might get done by Friday or maybe a strike of lightning by the Zeus of state officials, Mario’s son. He has plenty of time to wield his mighty authority to summon an army of flourescent safety vest clad drones to complete the task now that he is done crafting his vote pandering budget. Unless he has the misguided gumption of starting his 2020 presidential campaign early.

The Station Aegis: Stairway To Lefferts

Richmond Hill, Queens, N.Y.

A recent post on the essential Queens Crap linked my last update and essay on Mario’s sons’ willful ignorance on the glacial and nearly 2 year pace on providing a simple stairway and handicap and elderly accessible elevator. For which this digital publication is thankful.

So, it’s only fair to acknowledge that other stairway has been installed. 063064065

Although not the hope that it will be done on schedule, which, according to the worst fucking transit system in the universe, will be done in the first quarter of this very year, whenever the ambiguity of that prediction will manifest with completion. And finally end the bottle-necking inconvenience, leading to commuters missing trains and buses and the gross eyesore of exposed wiring and disease ridden exposed pigeon shit as one pays his or her overpriced daily fare.

As a service to the hundreds of thousands that have to use and see this daily, here’s the info of the contractor of this slow ass rebuild and the curator of the daily disease ridden pigeon mosaic.

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Update: Exposed spikes…

…and a new gallery wing of artisanal pigeon shit. Move over Jackson Pollock. Vibrancy!