Butler County, Pennsylvania

Donald Trump is the luckiest person on the face of the earth.

Of all the ex-presidents in history, no one came thisclose to death and having his head blown off like a ripe tomato (or in this case, orange).

There can’t be any doubt about it anymore. The ex and inevitable next POTUS was thisclose from getting assassinated on national television and worldwide live stream on social media platforms and only got nicked in the ear when he went to turn his head to his adoring crowd and future constituents and then ducked when 8 more shots flew into the crowd, killing a local firefighter. When the Secret Service rushed the stage and podium following the shots and swarmed and wrapped him like a cocoon, Trump raised his fist in utter defiance after facing certain death seconds after other SS agents blew the assassin’s brains out after finding him on the roof of a building only 135 yards away.

Like many assassins, successful and now failed, in the past there didn’t seem to be any motivation this young man only a few years out of high school tried to whack The Donald. Coincidentally, he had three names like many president killers. But the Secret Service and local authorities sure tried to make it easy for Thomas Matthew Crooks to set up his target as he walked around town on the streets with cops everywhere and then climbed a roof of a building as people watched and notified the proper authorities. But the Secret Service deployed to protect Donnie just didn’t seem to be vigilant at the time.

This fact was not lost on people. Naturally by the MAGA faithful but also by even Trump’s biggest haters. Except corporate news and social media and search engine platforms which deliberately undermined the severity of a man, a former president, getting shot at and surviving.

It was only a few weeks earlier when Donald Trump destroyed President Joe Biden in the first national debate. The Big Guy’s dementia laden brain was already like cottage cheese that turned since his inauguration and he totally collapsed trying to outwit The Donald on myriad policies and campaign promises. This caused Biden’s approval rating to tank even more while Trump’s poll numbers easily soared and was able to get new converts to the MAGA horde. There was no doubt Trump was going to take back the White House. Then Tommy Matt tried to pull a Frank Nitti on Trump and failed and a week later Biden finally decided to step down and hand the campaign off to the extremely unqualified  Kamala (pronounced Comma-La) Harris.

It was also coming off the heels of the latest Supreme Court decision to bail out the elites by absolving Presidents with immunity for crimes while they still hold the position. So if by chance Biden is connected with Crooks assassination attempt, he can get off scott free. The irony being how Trump once infamously said how he can shoot someone on 5th ave in NYC and get away with it, why not have a campaign opponent iced?

Even before the assassination, prosecutors and D.A.s have tried to have Trump locked up on Trumped up charges related to his sexual harassment and hush money cases and the overblown January 6th incident when the capitol police let MAGA through the front door. Lawfare was supposed to bring him down first by imprisoning him from running for another presidential term and it immensely failed.

There has never been a president or maybe a human being more reviled, loved and fucking lucky as Donald J. Trump. And that luck was entirely made by an establishment and empire that has vainly tried to prevent him from managing both, which makes them more MAGA than Trump’s devoted following that will put him in the White House as the second president to serve non-consecutive terms.

Plus he can probably run for a third term this time around if he’s still spry at the age of 82. 75,000,000 Trump fans can’t be wrong.