The Biden Administration’s Benevolent Fascism

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President Joe Biden, the boss of ice cream and current slayer of the first amendment

Washington D.C., U.S.A.

Publisher’s Note: This post is not to discourage people from getting the vaccines or is anti-vaccine. It’s solely meant to get more transparency about the vaccines and also about the infected. Because we all want a return to normal right? So what do these parties cited in this post have to hide and why do they still persist on hiding it?

When Joe Biden got inaugurated as the 46th POTUS back on 1/20, clarion calls spread out all over corporate news and restrained social media outlets that the chaos and disorder in the White House after 4 years of Donald Trump was finally eradicated. This was said even though the inauguration and most of D.C. was turned into a DMZ with  10 ft. high fencing, and a militia of National Guard troops and cops from other states assisting the Capitol Police surrounding the White House and the U.S. Capitol building; defense measures deployed after the MAGA Junta of the latter building two weeks earlier on 1/6.

But despite these dystopian optics which were supposedly justified to stop domestic terrorism, the incoming Biden administration was supposed to bring fundamental change of leadership and healing to the nation. And most of all, a resounding victory against what was generally described as a rebuke of four years of the tyranny of President Trump and the rejection of a potential fourth reich and permanent presidency that would evolve from a second term.

It took only six months to dispel all that, for recent desperate actions from the Biden Administration has established that tyranny is still entrenched in the White House and being enforced on the citizenry. But it’s done in a nice way without mean tweets and inappropriate conduct.

President Biden’s rice pudding brain was probably boiling when the news came that the nation wasn’t going to meet his vainglorious goal of total vaccinations when America’s 245th birthday arrived. It wasn’t because the vaccines were hard to get, states and cities managed to make them available everywhere and arranged house calls for them, the stickler about the widening hesitancy of the vaccines is that a lot of reports where coming in, either from online news sources and more likely social media accounts, that the vaccines were not as effective against the coronavirus as most were told they would be, especially against the Delta Variant contagion that ravaged the nation of India back in winter. Also many reports and personal accounts from inoculated citizens experienced adverse reactions from the vaccines and wound up hospitalized and even some died from them. Suddenly, instead of trying to figure out and produce data that sourced the contagion or even find out why people were suddenly afraid of them, the Biden Administration decided to attack the messengers.

They first sent out Surgeon General Vivek H. Murthy to issue a stern warning against Facebook and the general public that uses it and proclaimed that they are encouraging and enabling hesitancy and putting other people at risk while labeling such correspondence as “misinformation”. But he didn’t elaborate much further than that, he was more determined to cut down this “misinformation”, of which he didn’t elaborate much on either but was very clear that he wanted social media monopolies to do a better job deplatforming people disseminating this “misinformation”. Although he was vague about who should be banned and who was getting infected and doing the infecting, it was clear that Dr. Murthy was condoning the suppression of dissent on a public forum from a government position to a private company, a clear endorsement and perpetration of fascism.

The next day, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki clarified and confirmed the White House’s new strategy and policy by collaborating/colluding with Facebook to police speech and moderate content that they find misinformed regarding the vaccines. Biden’s press harpy also demanded that other monopoly social network platforms should also enforce the ban on their alleged 12 targets of vaccine dissenters, basically announcing the genesis of government/social media integrated blacklist.

 

Psaki is such a monstrous tool. Just because government and social media platforms are being transparent targeting people who are accused of spreading “misinformation” (or dissent) doesn’t mean it’s not spying. It means your normalizing spying and censorship. And it also appears that Psaki is juggling two press secretary positions, one for the White House and her new one for #BigPharma running protection for their vaccines.

Meanwhile, Joe Biden confirms his normalization of censorship and fascism by libeling Facebook, burdening them with the responsibility of more people getting infected from the current Delta Vibrant outbreak.

Another thing that was constantly bandied about Joe Biden’s victory and during his last 6 months in office compared to Trump’s was the end of fomenting division among the people. Well here’s Joe Motherfucking Biden libeling Facebook for the blame of people getting infected and dying and potentially creating critical mass social media schism amongst collectively 100 million people that will engage in arguments and level tropes against each other. This is how Joe Motherfucking Biden shows his gratitude to social media monopolies who clamped down on a series of NY Post accurate reports of his fucking reprobate son’s recidivist corruption using his name to profit from ties from international corporations and his hedonistic drug abuse and deviant sex addictions and also from any discussions about his still controversial electoral victory.

But this is now President Joe Motherfucking Biden and apparently the only thing he wants to fundamentally change is the U.S. Constitution by eviscerating it, no thanks to corporate news media and social media monopolies who enabled him and his administration by treating him like the constantly befuddled old codger he is than as the leader of the free world, giving him the impunity to laugh at accountability and wielding his unrestrained authoritarianism while eating a half a pint of ice cream on a cone every day.

Following Biden’s j’accuse of Facebook being complicit in murder, the other social media monolith twitter tagged along after the feckless CDC Director demonized the unvaxed and levied the entire blame for the new breakout of COVID infections by declaring it the pandemic of the unvaccinated. Dr. Wolensky’s catchy but baseless trope immediately got promoted as a top trending topic on Twitter.

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What makes Wolensky’s stigmatizing catchphrase wholly without merit is that the Delta Variant has been spreading for quite some time and the disease takes a bit of time to impact. Back in June, it was certain that millions were not fully vaccinated (and we know this because Biden’s goal failed), and one vac is not going to stop a runaway contagion. The compelling thing about the CDC joining the dog piling censorship is that they decided to abandon the mask guidelines.

So instead, the CDC and the White House have decided to scapegoat people who choose not to get vaccinated for the rise in vaccinations and censor people who call out the vaccines flaws and health risks. Even though they are wholly responsible for the rise in infections by rescinding the mask mandate a month earlier and by ceasing compiling data for infections of vaccinated people,which obviously made it easier for these medical bureaucrats to scapegoat a segment of a society. Both decisions have coincided with the widening spread of the Delta Variant throughout the nation. This has also led to discussions and reports of the need for a third vaccine, which might not be free next time. Makes you wonder if Big Pharma not only giving the shots but is calling all the shots on how to control the narrative of the weakened vaccines.

But it’s no wonder that Fascist Biden administration took gradual steps to wean the public into acceptance of this integration of government and social media by using the tired and true manufacturing consent tactics to make vaccines the final solution to defeat COVID-19. When it was found that a cheap (and FDA approved) drug called Ivermectin was being used as a remedy on COVID patients while they were at death’s door and was amazingly successful at curing them, social media monopoly Google’s You Tube platform immediately deplatformed a very popular podcast’s videos that acknowledged this miracle when they presented a clip of a congressional testimony by the doctor who used the drug and saved lives.

Most of all, a lot of this attempt to institute censorship is mostly based on protecting one man, the heinously deified and career medical bureaucrat Dr. Anthony Fauci. For over a year now, the social network and web services monopolies have been engineering algorithms protecting and enabling this fucking liar’s advisories and whims, most egregiously his take on masks as protection against transmission which he initially dismissed and then recommended 5 months later after hundreds of thousands of Americans died. But Facebook and Twitter really brought the big guns when it came to where the actual origin of COVID-19 came from, as any claims, theories or discussions led to memory holing or direct banishment on any discussion if they came from the Wuhan lab that Saint Fauci and his National Institute Of Health (which Fauci has been in charge of for the last 30 years) funded with monies from a New York City Med Corp called Ecohealth to do gain of function research, which was fundamentally creating biological weapons in order to come up with remedies to fight them. Like say, vaccines.

When emails by Dr. Fauci during the pandemic were released (one of which had a NCAA March Madness tournament of viruses that would win the Final four in a pandemic), suddenly the Biden Administration confirmed that the virus could have escaped from the lab like Frankenstein and not just from some freak transmission of a bat winding up as a recipe in a heavily populated food market, Facebook and Twitter lifted their ban of the lab leak theory and and discussion about it got re-legitimatized and hit the mainstream again. Most evident in Jon Stewart’s triumphant return to television on the Stephen Colbert with his hysterical and sobering send up of it.

With the lab leak making cracks in Dr. Falsi’s sainted armor and his cult of personality status on social media and after behaving like a petulant brat during U.S. Senate testimonies from Senator Rand Paul’s very direct and concise questions of Fauci’s role  in gain of function research and autocratic rule on the NIH, Fauci has been maddeningly flip flopping like a fish out of water with his mask and vaccine recommendations. The White House even arranged to use a pop singer as a vaccine pusher honey pot to make Dr. Fauci look credible.

Since social media and YouTube couldn’t really wholly reinforce the White House narrative about gain of function yet still be able to aide the Fascist Biden Administration’s narrative control about vaccinations, the DNC establishment and the FBA thought it would be a grand idea to trample on the 1st and 4th amendments by nipping vaccination dissent in the bud by having cellphone service providers send counter messages like emergency service announcements.

Probably to take a little heat of this maniacal tactic, The White House even arranged to use a pop singer as a vaccine pusher honey pot to promote the vaccines of discredit social media dissent or criticism of them just to make Dr. Fauci look more credible.

Then the nation and the world saw what the Biden administration did 12 hours later, calling for outright banning and blacklisting of individuals arguments about the efficacy and hazardous effects of the vaccines. They pulled this fascism even though America’s two biggest international allies England and Israel are dealing with high infection rates among people who are single AND double vaccinated. What’s interesting about the latter nation is that we have no problem paying attention to them when they need weapons to defend their apartheid policies, but when they get an outbreak that is defying all the initial hype about the vaccine’s efficacy, we just prove Einstein right about recidivist mistakes. Dr. Falsi refuses to even give credence of the vaccines vulnerabilities after six players on the New York Yankees caught the Rona, which sidelined to set up relievers and their best player Aaron Judge. Fauci abruptly dismissed it as a rarity, even though their shortstop Gleyber Torres got infected after getting vaccinated in April.

So now with these vaccines and the aggressive tactics now being used by our trusted leaders, the constitution dismantling Patriot Act that was written to fight our failed war on terror as been replaced by the Patriot Ultimatum. And with social media monopolies being willful militias for them because they are scared of being broken up with establishment elected legislators using antitrust bills as leverage against them, it’s made the National Security Administration, who were doing critical mass arbitrary surveillance of every citizens telecommunications before the tech monopolies got to big to fail, wholly moot and expendable. But at least it shows that these too big tech monopolies are run by a bunch of pussies.

This would be all be hilarious if there wasn’t a threat to obliterate the 1st amendment by the Biden administration. But it sure is hysterical that they are actually more reactionary than prior Figurehead Trump to clamp down on what they deem as misinformation, their own version of the prior leader’s reliable trope “fake news.

Yet “fake news” aka Corporate News and fauxgressive elected dotards and shitlib social media influencers had vaccine hesitancy when Trump was pushing it before they were trying to persecute ordinary people who don’t trust the vaccines today after Joe Biden accused them of being killers. And a shining example of this collective Trump revisionist defiant hypocrisy here’s their other sainted COVID 19 warrior, Mario’s  Son Governor Cuomo, fresh off killing 15,000 elderly people and hiding the bodies while getting paid 5 million dollars for him and his flunkies to manufacture leadership credibility for his pandemic novel, discrediting the vaccine because the Trump administration approved them.

 

It only took a week for the Fascist Biden Administration to curb their hyperbole about their libelous accusations against Facebook for promoting misinformation or what they decree to be misinformation when Figurehead Biden conceded his error in the biggest self-own so far this year.

But they are still not going to stop promoting their #Pandemicofthevaccinated message, which considering after all the repression they did via social media and are still doing with the aid of corporate national and local news media conglomerates is the worst and baseless message since they fried an egg and said it was your brain on drugs, end of debate. Because this recovery from the pandemic has never been about people’s health (or we would have medicare for all), it’s all about economic control, empirical control and narrative control over the well-being, livelihoods and the physical and mental health of the people. And if a little bit constitutional rights and personal beliefs have to be sacrificed to surmount COVID-19, then it shall be done….

 

“We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create…”. “We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out.” 

They also just want internet censorship and benevolent fascism to make reality a better, nicer and vaccinated land made for you and me.

A misinformation free place where we belong.

The Blaz Has Made The Comptroller’s Office Irrelevant

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2021/04/29/nyregion/29nymayor-stringer/29nymayor-stringer-mobileMasterAt3x.jpgMayor de Blasio, eating Scott Stringer’s lunch and shitting where he eats

New York City, New York

Now that his disastrous mayoral campaign is over and 30% of registered voters chose Eric Adams to be the Democrat nominee for Mayor, NYC Comptroller Scott Stringer has gone right back to full-time work and dad gum it he is not going to take it anymore.

Stringer brought his stump back out and announced that Mayor de Blasio has held onto the city’s emergency powers and control of budget spending way too long, so he’s decided to take the Blaz to court to get them rescinded so he can manage the city finances again for the remaining 5 months of his term.

But for all the grand gesturing and authoritative shit talking, Stringer is just frontin’ like a punk, establishing once again why he got easily destroyed in the primary. Because the wimp allowed the Blaz to enact those emergency orders to control spending on a day one and did not say a peep about it knowing full well the mayor’s history of profligate wasteful and political patronage derived spending throughout his abominable two terms, enabling the Blaz to embark on a chronic gambler spending spree while exploiting his new authority throughout the pandemic.

What’s worse about Scotty’s sudden display of balls is that he hasn’t even literally got in the Blaz’s face about his chronic abuse of the emergency powe, which he revealed quite pathetically during a brief questioning from a  NY Post reporter who mockingly asked Stringer why it’s taking him so long to use his position as the city’s accountant to reclaim the reins of the city budget again from the unaccountable mayor’s idle hands.

Comptroller Stringer: “We have to come back time and time again to demand accountability and a court action is a last resort, common sense is a first resort, and we haven’t seen that in this administration and we are coming back with a court action because we have to get to the bottom of this”

NY Post: “have you actually spoken to him and (snicker) asked him if he (Blaz) was going to restore the actual safeguards that didn’t exist before?

Comptroller Stringer: “We gave him documentation and sent him no less than 4 letters and we can provide them”

NY Post: “But have you personally (chortle) spoken to him and asked him?

Comptroller Stringer: “I don’t have to speak to him to ask him by letter to do the right thing.”

NY Post: “But you haven’t spoken to him”

Comptroller Stringer: “No, I haven’t spoken to him personally”

Holy calamafuck, the NYC Comptroller never once confronted the NYC Mayor face to face and eye to eye about his repeated malfeasant emergency power grabs, which he reinstated 100 FUCKING TIMES  while spending 8 billion dollars on lousy contracts and financing dubious services that weren’t necessarily essential to the city during the “perfect storm of COVID19”. (Like open streets and bike boulevards)

For the last 16 months  since The Blaz mimicked Governor Cuomo by assigning himself emergency powers, Stringer took pussy to a new level, letting the Blaz make his government appointed job irrelevant and sat there and watched him piss away the city coffers from the start of the pandemic and even this year in our alleged recovery now that andemic restrictions have been rescinded by the state and national levels and in the five boroughs by the mayor himself.

The Blaz’s proclivity for profligacy was exposed immediately after he usurped the comptroller’s purview when he doled out a massive contract to deliver ventilators and masks to the city for nearly 120 million dollars to  tech accessory/hipster toy distributor and art dealer buddy David Trebele, who donated over $45,000 dollars to his 2017 re-election campaign and to both of his illicit PACs for his idiotic presidential run. After this political patronage deal went down as hospitals were getting swarmed with patients and were still perilously low on supplies, leading them to recycle their masks and wear garbage bags to protect themselves from COVID, Trebele’s LLC company Digital Gadgets failed to deliver the PPE’s and none of the 3000 ventilators that were ordered ever arrived. Comptroller Stringer, neutered of his elected role because of the evisceration of his duty and office to vet contracts with companies that had no record of doing any business with the city before, didn’t verbally say a single word until late August of the Blaz’s corrupt mishandling of his emergency powers for his buddy’s contract and subsequently abusing them to approve contracting for other city services in usurpation of Stringer’s supervisory elected duties.

It’s good in some way that the Comptroller is taking decisive and legal action now, mostly because the Blaz possibly can’t recycle his emergency powers now because the actual emergency has mostly dissipated because of the state’s and the city’s lifting of pandemic restrictions, although the delta variant has become the dominant contagion. But the Blaz doesn’t even acknowledge the severity of that strain so it’s really all about maintaining and micromanaging control of the city’s coffers. But Stringer’s belated action is a year and half late and 8 billion dollars short, because nothing happened when he sued the city back in November and the Blaz continued to control the city’s finances and weaken regulations while obfuscating and refusing to release city records concerning his budgetary decisions and most frighteningly the city’s health records and statistics during the pandemic since that’s the reason why the Blaz justifies his repetitive do-overs of the emergency powers.

It’s not like Stringer didn’t know what was going on, he knows the Blaz’s record and recidivism and all that was in monstrous form from the beginning of the pandemic to today, especially after the latest bloated reserves drained budget that was passed by Corey Johnson and the City Council cronies last week that the mayor will devour from in his final 5 months. But it’s quite apparent that Comptroller Stringer lost sight and relinquished his governing powers to the Blaz because of his own sad and vain quest for the mayor’s office and now that he’s lost he’s desperate to regain his significance as an elected official, which is pathetic after the way he’s been humiliatingly mocked and undermined by the Mayor, his taxpayer funded pogrom of lawyers and even by his little maggot press secretary Bill “Cry About it” Neidhardt, who never stops reminding the Comptroller about how his demands for accountability are nothing but political stunts to get media attention and not the fact that it’s his elected duty to demand accountability and also to moderate the city’s checks and balances.

“During the greatest challenge our city has ever faced, emergency procurements have saved lives, period,” said spokesman Bill Neidhardt. “The comptroller is clearly trying to use this lawsuit to keep himself in the headlines after his failed mayoral bid.”

But Big Bad Blaz’s little flack is not the only one to publicly make light and take advantage of Comptroller Stringer’s chronic fecklessness. Just as COVID-19 was about to attack NYC, The Blaz bought 17 decrepit apartment buildings that were being used as cluster housing for homeless people from two slumlords for $173 million dollars for 4 times of what the city initially offered for them so they would be added to NYC Housing’s farcical affordable housing program despite one of Comptroller Stringer’s “strongly worded” letters to him. The Blaz’s tax boondoggle wife Chirlie also treated Stringer like a doormat when she refused to provide details about her grotesque misuse of nearly a billion dollars for her mental health program THRIVE.

The abominable real estate lobby proxy office Economic Development Corporation also wiped their crusty dingleberries with Stringer’s strongly worded letters when he wanted more accountability for the wasteful spending on the tax dollar hemorrhaging  transit alternative NYC Ferry when they went along with purchasing $130,000,000 of new boats from a San Fransisco contractor despite it’s consistently daily low and strictly upper class commuter use. And last but not least, the Blaz diverted 30 million dollars of emergency funding provided by the Biden Administration’s stimulus bill to spend on a desperate national advertising campaign pandering to tourists to come to NYC.

At least one person has finally decided to back up the weakened comptroller and that’s the incoming one that is bound to take is place; Brooklyn Councilman and well renowned Brad Lscofflaw parking speed demon Brad Lander tweeted in solidarity in support for his lawsuit and demanded the mayor restore control over the city budget back to the Comptroller’s office. Even though Lander and his fauxgressive City Council Cronies never said a word or did a fucking thing while the Blaz was abusing his emergency powers and pushing his pay to play derived doling of city services to his overlord donors.

But Brad Pander’s demand exposes not only political expediency but also desperation, because if he and Eric Adams wins and the pandemic is still around, Adams will just cite the Blaz’s exploitation of emergency powers as legal precedence and make his job moot as well, leaving Lander as another feckless simp to walk on top on.

So unless Stringer can dredge something feasibly criminal against the Blaz, he’s pretty much going to be sitting on his taint for the rest of 2021 as his emergency powered emboldened nemesis continues his hedonistic spending, platitude/selfie tweeting and food consuming mayoral staycation and blissfully continue to still treat the Comptroller’s office like doesn’t exist.

New Bad Days 86, The Boroughs Are Bleeding: Gangbanger Shoots Down A Rival In The Presence Of Children At Close Range; Times Square Becomes Times Ground Zero For Crime As Another Man Pulls A Gun Out In The Area; Vagrancy, Nihilism And Culture Clashes Continue To Overwhelm The Washington Square Park Autonomous Zone; Homeless Man Canvassing For Eric Adams Avoids Getting Stabbed To Death; Man Gets Clobbered With Cobblestones By Maniac; Depressed Woman Attempts Triple Suicide With Her Children; Bling Gun Toting Gang Robber Pattern And Rage Battles Over Dwindling Parking Spaces Leads To Homicides; Dirt Bike Thugs Commit Federal Crime By Attacking Postman; Queens D.A. Comes Up With Incremental Initiative To Prevent Petty Crimes As Shootings Rise Again Along With Other Major Felonious Offenses

Gangbangers are getting meticulous

“New Yorkers are vaccinated in record numbers. The Summer of NYC is here; there’s no better time to visit, and we’ll continue to cheer on our city’s recovery”

                                                        Deputy Press Secretary for Bill de Blasio, Mitch Schwartz

Here we go again, Mitch. Stupid asshole.

Bronx

In Mount Eden, a man chased another man with a gun on the sidewalk in a gang related attack. While being goaded by his fellow gangbangers to slay him in broad daylight, the gunman’s target ran directly into a 13-year-old girl and a 5-year-old boy as they were about to enter a bodega to buy candy as he tried to find a place to hide and then he fell on top of them, causing them to fall on the pavement with him. Then the gunman circled around and stood over the man and the two kids and shot at him 12 times while trying to shoot around the children as if he was doing heart surgery. Then he ran away and got on the back of a scooter and rode away with an accomplice after he emptied his clip. The gangbanger managed to hit his target on both legs and plugged him on the back. The victim was brought to a hospital by his allies in a stolen car with temp plates.

Almost certain mayoral candidate Eric Adams personally offered a reward for 2 large for anyone to identify the soulless psycho, whose wanton and ruthless intentions have left the two kids traumatized and unable to sleep from the ultraviolent attack. The New York Yankees gave the kids and their parents free tickets to watch them beat the A’s.

The NYPD found the gangbanger and arrested him. Turns out he was still under supervision after finishing 2 years of parole after serving time on a conviction from an assault, though that didn’t stop him from robbing a person at knifepoint last year. And it apparently couldn’t convince a judge from convicting him for that crime. As for the man and actual target that caused this national/viral interest story, he was let loose on the streets after cops caught him with a semi-automatic gun last year while he was still on parole for previous weapons charge the year before.

Also in Mount Eden, a man that was left for dead on a park bench with his body bruised and battered died 2 weeks later from his injuries.

Again in Mount Eden, a man shot a 25-year-old man on the street in broad daylight and a stray bullet caught a 12-year-old girl in the leg while she was sitting outside with her grandfather and father’s girlfriend.

In Allerton, a man got caught running a drug ring inside his apartment when cops raided his home and found 25 pounds of coke and an automatic rifle and a 38 special.

Also in Allerton, a man chased after another man into an apartment building with a gun in his hand with little children running along with the target. This incident happened over a month before the lead story and video above with that psycho shooting around two kids to kill his mark went viral.

This fucking city.

Again in Allerton, a duo and a trio of men engaged in a shootout on a residential block and missed each other as stray bullets broke through house windows.

In Tremont, two young men ran up to a Benz and shot a man to death who was sitting inside in broad daylight.

Also in Tremont, a man shot another man in the hallway of an apartment building.

In Morrisania, two men approached another man in the middle of the street and one of them bashed him with a baseball bat as the other man stole his gold chain.

Also in Morrisania, a man got shot to death and a woman got hit by stray bullets as she was walking by in front of a church where the victim was having a dispute with his killer.

In Soundview, a man got shot in a courtyard at the Bronx River Houses.

Also in Soundview, a young man got shot to death on the street while he was hanging out with his friends.

Again in Soundview, a man driving a Benz killed another man when he rammed him while he was riding his bike and then ran him over. Then the lowlife abandoned the luxury car and ran away.

In Mott Haven, a man got shot to death on the street in broad daylight.

Also in Mott Haven, a gang of four men on motorcycles rolled up to a man on his motorcycle and held him up at gunpoint and demanded to give up his ride but he peeled out instead. The gang pursued him but one of them crashed into a car while running a red light and eventually got arrested at the hospital.

And again in Mott Haven, a man got shot to death from getting blasted in the back multiple times by a gunman who ambushed him as he was going up a flight of stairs between two avenues.

And again in Mott Haven, a man stalked another man on the sidewalk and then ran up to him and bashed him on the head with a cobblestone and then kicked his head and his body while he was on the ground and grabbed another stone and bashed him with it. The victim is afflicted with sickle-cell anemia and is lying catatonic barely able to speak. The NYPD caught the lunatic 3 weeks later and was found to be on parole.

And again in Mott Haven, a man got dropped off at a hospital with a bullet in his torso.

And again in Mott Haven, a man slugged another man in the face and knocked him down inside a bodega and then he robbed his cellphone.

And again in Mott Haven, a man got shot to death on the sidewalk in broad daylight.

And again in Mott Haven,  man volunteering for Mayoral candidate Eric Adams got into an argument with two men and then one of them charged him with a knife and stabbed him twice and then he walked away with his accomplice. The assault weapon was found on the sidewalk along with an icepick that belonged to Adams’ canvasser.

Blood and an Eric Adams campaign poster are seen on the sidewalk on Morris Avenue near E. 150th Street in the Bronx, after an Adams campaign worker was stabbed on Sunday, June 20.

And again in Mott Haven, a decomposed dead woman’s body was found by a crane operator in a lot where a luxury public housing tower is being developed. There was a time when something like this would go unnoticed in Fort Apache.

In Longwood, a man got shot to death on the sidewalk an hour after sunrise.

In West Farms, a man got shot in the thigh during a drive by.

In Woodstock, a man got shot to death by a street corner when the sun just came out.

Also in Woodstock, a man got shot to death on the street and was found lying in a pool of his blood between two cars on the asphalt.

In Claremont, a man shot a man multiple times getting him in the head and torso and also shot a woman in the arm on the street after midnight.

Also in Claremont, a speeding jeep mounted a sidewalk and collided into a family of six that was standing in front of a playground fence as a woman and a 60-year-old man wound up under the vehicle. When a group of friends  of the victims confronted the driver and a  passenger who was with him and tried to keep them from fleeing, the driver fled and brought back his crew and one of them whipped out a gun and fired it upwards, scaring everyone off and the driver and his friends ran away.

Again in Claremont, a man got shot to death following an argument with his killer by a playground.

In Claremont Village, a woman got hit in the leg by a stray bullet from a shooting on the grounds of the Butler Houses.

In Unionport, three young men who were shunned from accessing a graduation party left and then came back with an automatic rifle as one of them sprayed a fusillade of bullets at a group of people outside and hit two boys and three men.

Also in Unionport, a man got shot to death on the street on a street corner from a bullet to his back and neck.

In Charlotte Gardens, a man loitering on a street corner with other men pulled a gun out and fired at someone across the street. At least this menace to society had the tact to wait till children and passerby were not in the area when he tried to kill someone.

In Jerome Park,two men jumped a 17-year-old boy inside of a deli and beat him down in the aisle and stabbed him in the midsection and ran away with his sneakers.

In Hunts Point, a gang of three men surrounded an off-duty cop in front of a bodega and beat him down with their fists, broomsticks and a baseball bat in broad daylight.

In Van Nest, a man got killed after getting hit by one of Jeff Bezos’s delivery vans while riding a scooter.

Also in Van Nest, a man shot another man in the torso to settle an argument on the corner.

Again in Van Nest, three men forced themselves into a 61-year-old man’s house when one of them feigned to be a delivery man and then they held up the homeowner and his wife at gunpoint and tied him up. Then they combed the place and found and robbed $100,000 and split in an SUV.

In Wakefield, a man on a scooter rode by a double-parked SUV and shot at the driver and passenger sitting inside and then ran towards them up the street pointing his gun at them as the driver backed up.

In Woodlawn Heights, a man sneaked into the basement of a church and stole a gold cross worth over $10,000. That’s a lot of bling to honor the son of God. The thief turned out to be homeless man on parole after serving time for arson.

In Morris Heights, a man punched a 72-year-old man as he was going back into his vehicle during an argument over a car accident.

In Highbridge, a man got shot in the mid-section after arguing with his assailant at a party in a courtyard.

In Belmont, a bodega worker died four months after getting brutally beat down by a gang of seven teenagers after one of them got pissy paying for a buck’s worth of candy.

In Concourse, a woman was beaten to death inside her apartment following months of abuse by her boyfriend and visits from the NYPD on four domestic violence calls.

Also in Concourse, a man got shot while sitting in the front seat of his friends car as he was driving.

In Eastchester, a man got shot in the leg following an argument with his assailant inside an apartment building.

Also in Eastchester, a city bus driver coming off the night shift got hit by a stray bullet.

In Fordham, a man shot at two other man on the sidewalk, hitting both of them on each leg.

In Fordham Manor at the Kingsbridge Road Station, two men beat down and robbed a gold chain off another man on the D train.

Also in Fordham Manor, a woman and her brother got into an argument with a man on the street and the woman’s brother flashed a bb gun to settle the argument, but the other man shot them both multiple times as they were walking away. The woman wound up dying from a shot to her torso and her brother survived to shots to his body.

In Foxhurst, a man got knicked on the head from a bullet on a street corner.

Also in Foxhurst, a man moved warily down the street and onto the sidewalk, then saw a man and shot him in the ass.

In Longwood, three men got shot while sitting in a parked car from a drive-by.

In Kingsbridge, two men got shot during an argument with their assailant on the avenue.

In University Heights, two men on a motor scooter riding on sidewalk rolled up to a man on the corner and the man riding saddle back snatched a gold chain off his neck while in motion.

In Bedford Park, a man got shot 4 times inside his apartment.

In Norwood, two men pulled out guns trying to kill a man on the street and shot him in the arm and also wound up hitting a 66-year-old woman and a man on their legs.

Also in Norwood, a man whipped out his piece and shot at a crowd of people hanging out on the street, hitting two men.

In City Island, a man stalked a woman walking on a path by a park and then grabbed her and dragged her into the forest and threw her to the ground and started strangling her until a man heard her scream while passing by on his bike and scared off the maniac who ran for the hills.

In Castle Hill at the Castle Hill Station, a man sitting on the train tracks got killed instantly off when he got hit and had his head sliced off by the arriving 6 train, which landed on the street below.

In the South Bronx, a young man got shot on the shoulder on the grounds of the St. Mary’s houses and wouldn’t drop dime on his assailant.

 A D.O.T. worker was arraigned and convicted for raping two girls aged 9 and 11.

In Morris Park, a man found unconscious at a park got picked up by an ambulance and then went bezerk when he awakened and attacked a paramedic who was aiding him and chase him out of the vehicle. Then the man tried to force open the doors as the EMT was trying to drive away. But at least the Blaz is throwing a parade for these EMT’s in a few weeks.

Manhattan

In Times Square, a man with a gun ran down the sidewalk and shot at a group of men and missed, causing the bullet to ricochet off a building wall and hit a man in the arm who was standing outside of a hotel with his wife and relatives.

Because the unwitting victim is a Marine and the son of a retired military officer/intelligence official and being that it was the second shooting incident in less than a month in the Square, The Blaz and Chief Harrison wasted no time and decided to “flood the zone” with another deployment of 50 cops in the biggest and most precious tourist attraction in the world. 

Despite the bigger and redundant police presence, tourists are cognizant of the predominant crime wave and even more wary of walking on the streets in the vicinity. Although if there’s any consolation for the Blaz, some tourists seem to find the disturbing rise of violent criminal activity as a new novelty attraction.

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Also in Times Square, two men and two teenagers jumped and beat down a tourist while she was walking on the sidewalk and stole her cellphone and wallet. One of the muggers left a bag with a gun inside by a hot dog cart. All of them got caught a short time later because there are hundreds of cops in the area plus there are surveillance cameras with facial recognition tech on every corner lamppost.

Again in Times Square, a woman died after getting hit by a taxicab while crossing the street at 4 a.m.

And again in Times Square, the vaccine site the Blaz set up so Broadway theater workers and actors and tourists can use to make the city recover for all of us got immediately shut down after it was discovered they inoculated people with expired doses.

And again in Times Square, a man whipped out his johnson and flogged it in front of tourists and passerby in the pedestrian plaza.

And again in Times Square at the 42nd St. Station, a man slashed another man in the  head on the mezzanine.

And again in Times Square, a stupid asshole hovered over 7th ave on a drone without city and NYPD permission. I wonder if he got the green light from the NYC EDC.

And again in Times Square, a man accosted a cop and challenged him to a fight. After a minute of mincing, a bunch of teenagers chase him out.

In Washington Square Park, a man called a cop profane racist remarks after he was being told to step away from a patrol van and then ludicrously proclaimed that his own race is incapable of being racist. The bigot, who works as a porter at NYU, also profanely taunted and threatened another cop who was sitting in his patrol vehicle.

The bigot got arrested at JFK airport  when he got caught possessing an automatic rifle he swiped from a shooting range in Texas.

Also in Washington Square Park,  actual illegal boxing matches took place by the Arch surrounded by a crowd of salacious revelers egging them on.

The promoter of this wanton ultraviolence would arrange another night of boxing matches complete with a fireworks coda a few weeks later after he defiantly proclaimed residents in the Village who are disturbed and perturbed by the chaos in the WSP autonomous zone should just move the fuck out. Psychopath.

Again in Washington Square Park, two men were slashed and a woman got trampled on the ground after a gang of ten men got into brawl in a crowd during a dj rager set on the evening de Blasio’s NYPD ended the 10 PM curfew. The instigators/participants of the ruckus all escaped. In another part of the WSPAZ, a man witnessing an argument between two men got attacked by them when they saw him filming their dispute on his cellphone and they beat him down to pavement and stole his phone.

And again in Washington Square Park, a man dressed and made up like Heath Ledger’s portrayal of The Joker (or is it Juoquain Phoenix’s) punched another man in the face during an argument and a 76-year-old man a had bag with his belongings stolen after he set it down by the arch to take a picture of his son. The same and only Arch that the NYPD is guarding every night.

And again in Washington Square Park, a man went ballistic after getting into a shouting match with other men and whipped out a knife and a flashlight taser in each hand during a brawl with them, causing hundreds of denizens running away in a stampede and trampling over a woman who was only walking in the park with a friend. The man was released on his own recognizance without parole 2 days later. I hope the WSP Mutual Aid Fund hangs a do not admit poster to give to the cops guarding the arch.

And again in Washington Square Park, a statue was found covered in graffiti on all sides.

And again in Washington Square Park, fireworks went off, motorcycles were rode and three ragers went on at the same time inside the park which went on past curfew and the NYPD were given orders to do nothing about it.

And again in Washington Square Park, people looking to party in the park to celebrate Gay pride day suddenly got surrounded by a militia of cops in riot gear and on bikes. The presence escalated hostilities and a clash between the revelers and the cops ensued as cops doused them with pepper spray which incited reactions from the LHBTG crowd, leading to eight arrests after water bottles were thrown at cops and a woman bit an officer.

Amazing how the NYPD has shown tolerance and restraint while witnessing drunken raves, motorcycle riding, vandalism, illegal boxing matches at the park for weeks, letting WSP turn into a virtual autonomous zone, but when gay and transgender people come down to celebrate gay pride day at the park, their day of all days, suddenly there’s repression enforcement. If you are going to supervise a dystopia, you really can’t be selective about public baccanalias.

And again in Washington Square Park, three men and a woman got into a squabble with revelers celebrating gay pride and then with cops who told them to take down a homophobic sign they were holding up with a metal pole that was enraging the crowd.

And again in Washington Square Park, an argument initiated by a couple towards three food vendors who were haggling over prices and an irrational demand to give them ice with their soda (the ice that is used to cool soft drinks) escalated into a ruckus when someone demanded that the vendor take down little American flags and replace them with Rainbow flags.  After one of the vendors said something offensive to the unruly customers, a mob formed then swarmed and attacked the vendors and hit them with a hot sauce bottle and soda cans. A woman punched the elder vendor, who wound up with a bloody gash on his head as he hit the ground as the cops watched from across the street under the Blaz’s orders to stand down and guard the Arch and let the chaos at the park just naturally end itself.

In the West Village, a mentally disturbed homeless man walked into a diner to use the restroom then got into an argument with the waiters and the cook who told him to leave. When the cook tried to walk him out, the man grabbed him and shoved him into one of the windows and ran into Washington Square Park where three of the cooks co-workers captured him so the cops could arrest his crazy ass. The long standing classic diner has had it’s windows smashed on five previous occasions and the perp was a regular nuisance there who would at times impersonate a waiter. The man was currently on probation for another assault in Brooklyn two years ago.

Also in the West Village, a man robbed a $3,500 puppy dog from a pet store with ease.

In the Lower East Side, two men got caught stealing a case of beer from a bodega by a worker and then they beat the beat him down to the floor and then one of them clubbed him on his back with a baseball bat as his buddy went behind the counter and stole all the packs of Newport cigarettes he could find.

Also in the Lower East Side, a man hassled an 82-year-old man for money as he was trying to order cup of coffee to go inside a deli and then punched him in the head and stole his cane when he refused. The perp had 24 priors.

Again in the Lower East Side, a man got shot in the ass in the middle of the block.

And again in the Lower East Side, a man stabbed two other men during a street corner brawl.

In Noho, a man broke into an apartment and dry humped a ten-year-old girl’s feet while she was sleeping in her bed. The lowlife then creeped out and rode away on a bicycle.

In Chelsea, a man randomly sprayed a couple in the face with mace as he walked by them in front of an al fresco restaurant.

Also in Chelsea, a man shot another man to death with a 9mm in front of a luxury hotel as upper class young people partied inside with total oblivion. Busta Rhymes happened to be present at the crime scene to check out what’s the scenario. The gunman was found and arrested hiding in Long Island.

Again in Chelsea, a man not so randomly approached a woman and kicked her in the leg and back andyelled xenophobic slurs and obscenities at her. Then he threatened a man with a knife who tried to help the victim.

And again in Chelsea, a pickup truck driver killed a 91-year-old while he was crossing the street and while he was not yielding making a turn.

And again in Chelsea, two men and a woman stole jewelry, watches and a faberge egg worth nearly a million dollars from a woman who left the merchandise behind exposed in her car when she went to get more luxury items from a merchants showroom.

In Harlem, a man shot at another man as he was trying to cut through a building scaffold and rode away on a Citibike. Drive-bys are now re-imagined as ride-by’s.

Also in Harlem, a gang of three men on bicycles, two of them being Citibikes, pulled out guns and fired at a basketball court at the King Towers and hit a woman on the neck.

Again in Harlem, a man got shot in the back on the street an hour before sunrise.

And again in Harlem, a man got shot during a fight at a BBQ party and a woman drove him to the hospital and dumped him there where he eventually died on the operating table. The victim got blasted in the head at point blank range a cookout 9 years earlier.

And again in Harlem, a man shot at a group of people standing by a train station then suddenly got chased down the street by transit cops who caught him in the act, the gunman then shot at them as they pursued him but wound up arrested when NYPD arrived to corner him.

And again in Harlem, a young woman and 17-year-old boy both got shot on the same leg after they got involved in an argument with their assailant.

And again in Harlem, a man got shot to death on the street following a heated argument with his killer.

And again in Harlem, two men got shot on a street corner.

And again in Harlem, a man robbed a motorized wheelchair from a disabled man who left it outside while shopping at a pharmacy. Here’s hoping this lowlife bumps into the wrong crowd while rolling on that thing.

And again in Harlem at the 145th Station, a bunch of drunk vagrants arguing with other got into a rumble on the D train, leading to the one of them getting stabbed.

In East Harlem, two young women both got shot in the leg from stray bullets from a shootout between two gangs on the street.

Also in East Harlem, a man sexually molested an 81-year-old woman inside a nursing home while he was giving her an x-ray.

Again in East Harlem, a woman got hit the neck from a stray bullet fired by a man who ran up the street shooting aimlessly at someone.

And again in East Harlem, a 17-year-old boy got nicked by a bullet to his head while he was on the grounds at the Washington Houses.

And again in East Harlem, a man got shot by another man when he stepped out of an elevator inside a public housing building.

In Midtown, a man got shot at the front door of chain hamburger restaurant.

Also in Midtown, a man grabbed the asses of 3 women in a morning rush hour groping spree.

Again in Midtown, a man sexually molested a teenage girl by grabbing her ass and then walked east on the same block and hugged a woman without her consent.

And again in Midtown, a truck driver for an online supermarket failed to yield to a man and his son and hit them as they were crossing the street.

And again in Midtown, a man noticed keys were left inside the ignition of a car belonging to a consulate from Qatar and then hit the gas and smashed 10 other vehicles trying to get away.

And again in Midtown, 3 boys yelled at a man about Palestine and then stole his hat and rode away on their bikes.

And again in Midtown, a man stabbed another man on the street and tried to flee in his car and wound up crashing it into a building. The perp abandoned the vehicle and ran away.

And again in Midtown at the 5th Ave Station, a man bashed a bottle over a woman’s head on the E train and then got off at the next station and fled. The victim, a tourist from Columbia visiting NYC, couldn’t find any cops around to help her or catch the loon.

And again in Midtown, a man got shot in the leg in front of a hotel.

And again in Midtown, a homeless man got detained by cops at a homeless shelter hotel for violating a protection order and when they brought the derelict to Bellevue Hospital, he grabbed a box and smacked it over a cops head and bit another cop in the hand while he was still partially handcuffed.

And again in Midtown, a man whacked a woman on her back and her arm with a strap while she was sitting outside on her lunch break. 

And again in Midtown, a man got livid at another man who he accused of cutting him on line at a food cart and then he donned a ski mask and walked over to where he was eating and smacked him on the head with a baton.

And again in Midtown, a homeless man clobbered a 66-year-old man with a metal pipe as he was walking with his daughter on the sidewalk.

And again in Midtown, a man got killed while driving his motorcycle when a car collided into him as the driver was making a turn to get on the avenue.

And again in Midtown, a man slashed a woman in the chest during a heavy dispute on a street corner.

In Chinatown, a man robbed a bank of over two grand after handing a teller a note, which he wound up getting caught and arraigned for but was released the next day. That next day he held up a bank in Midtown with a note again and got a hundred bucks and got nabbed by the po-po.

In Central Park, a man stabbed another man in the arm during an argument.

Also in Central Park, a man caught a woman unawares while she was texting and grabbed her cellphone and punched her in the face and ran away but was hindered by a woman who put her leg out to trip him and was caught by a Samaritan who retrieved her phone from the skel. The victim immediately wiped her $1,500 phone with purell which erased the thief’s prints off.

In the Upper West Side, a man was walking around naked with a hard-on while high on K-2 by the green space at the Museum Of Natural History.

Also in the Upper West Side, a man was walking around naked in Riverside Park and menaced a woman while she was walking her dog.

Again in the Upper West Side at the 96th St. Station, a dick opened an emergency box and pulled the lever inside and caused elongated delays during the morning rush hour on two transit lines.

And again in the Upper West Side, a man got hit by a stray bullet on a basketball court from a drive-by while playing in a tournament arranged by the city.

And again in the Upper West Side, a USPS postal worker killed a man while he was riding his bike while he was making a turn without yielding.

And again in Upper West Side, a man got hit by a delivery van while walking in the crosswalk.

The actress who got run over by a hit-and-run motor scooter rider in the Upper West Side succumbed to her injuries and died.

In Hamilton Heights, a two-year-old girl died inside a homeless shelter run by Andrew Cuomo’s sister’s non-profit shelter provider.

In Washington Heights, a dispute between two men over a parking space escalated when one of them shot the other in the leg and then drove away.

Also in Washington Heights, a man snatched a $900 gold Cuban link chain off of a 4-year-old boy inside an apartment building where his grandmother lived.

Again in Washington Heights, a man murdered his wife in cold blood in broad daylight by pummeling her with a crowbar at a bus stop that she regularly used and then rode away on a motorcycle, which he abandoned in a garage where he told a parking attendant what he did. Before his arrest and arraignment, the psycho tried to justify the slaughter was deserved because she was unfaithful to him.

And again in Washington Heights, two men ambushed a man coming out of a hair salon at gunpoint and pistol whipped him during a struggle and snatched his $40,000 watch and $5,000 gold chain.

And again in Washington Heights, a gangbanger blew up a bunch of m-80’s and enhanced the explosion by lighting them in a bag of flour in the middle of the street. Who fucking needs Macy’s to put on a show?

In Morningside Heights, a man stood on the roof of a commercial building trying to commit suicide and was stopped by the cops.

In Inwood, a man shot another man inside of his car after engaging in an argument with him.

Also in Inwood, a man walked up to a parked car and shot the driver to death and his passenger in the groin.

Again in Inwood, a man caught a bullet that grazed his head while he was standing on a street corner.

And again in Inwood, three men ran up to a parked car with guns in hand and two of them grabbed a man as he stepped out of the vehicle and wrestled with him trying to rob him and one of the gunman blasted a round at the driver, who hit the gas trying to get away and crashed his car into a mixed use building wall. As the driver was bleeding to death, the gunman ripped the $3,000 chain off his neck and also stole a ring and a watch. While the other two men tussling with the victim’s friend shot him and stole his chain, then got in their getaway car and fled.

The NYPD has determined that this brazen robbery is part of pattern of other gunpoint jewelry holdups going on in the last few months which has also led to fatalities.

And again in Inwood, three men bum rushed a man and robbed his watch after they shot him three times when he resisted. This incident happened almost 2 weeks before the aforementioned holdup and killing, so there is definitely a pattern here. Better send another 50 cops here de Blasio.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a man stole an ambulance and drove it for 20 blocks while pursued by police and the skel still got away after he stopped and fled on foot.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a man slashed another man inside a park and ran away on the streets in broad daylight.

Again in Hell’s Kitchen, a gang of men charged three women who were unloading items from their cruiser and two of them jumped into the vehicle and drove it off while one of the women was in the back seat and the other one jumped into the trunk in order to stop them and  also  dragged a woman on the asphalt who also tried to stop them from getting away. Because of the tenacity exhibited by the two women, the thieves failed in their carjacking attempt and ran away.

In Columbus Circle, a man witnessing an altercation between a man and a woman on the platform got stabbed multiple times by the other man when he tried to calm them down.

In Downtown, a man shot at another man who was walking his dog underneath building scaffolding  and missed him as his mark ran away but the stray bullet hit a man who was sitting on steps at a nearby apartment building at the St. James Houses.

Also in Downtown at the Chambers St. Station, a man loitering by the metrocard machines shadowed a man buying a card and then he grabbed his wallet and ran away.

Again in Downtown at the Fulton St. Station, a man yelled homophobic slurs at a transgender woman when she stepped inside the A train, then he attacked her with a screwdriver and stabbed her multiple times.

In Herald Square, three homeless men ganged up on a homeless man and beat him down repeatedly with a bat and a folding chair and also stabbed him in the back. Somehow the victim survived.

In Grand Central Station, with tourists returning to New York City and a demoralized police force led by a neutered patrol chief and commissioner and led by an arrogant imbecile mayor, a recidivist metrocard hustler returned to his old haunts and scammed a woman who was about to use a metrocard machine by feigning to be an MTA worker and stole 23 bucks from her when he handed her an expired unlimited ride card. Cops  caught his opportunistic ass at the Herald Square station and arrested him.

In Union Square, a man yelled at an off-duty cop and stabbed him on the back of his head with a pair of scissors in front of the turnstiles. The skell tried to escape on the train but the cop caught him and held the doors open and called for backup.

In Gramercy Park, a homeless woman randomly punched an 87-year-old woman in the head when she came out of a supermarket. The homeless woman then went across the street to lay down on the concrete and while lying there she revealed to cops her last address was at a chain luxury hotel in Chelsea. She must have just got kicked out with the rest of the homeless people because the Blaz thinks the pandemic is over.

In Penn Station, a man spit on a woman who was commuting and called her a racial slur.

Also in Penn Station, at the 34th St. Station, a mentally disturbed man yelled profanities on the 2 train and then directed his ire at a man and yelled homophobic slurs at him and then stabbed him when they fought on the platform.

Again in Penn Station at the 34th St. Station, an argument between two men on the 2 train escalated when one of them took out an ax and swung it at his foe, scaring the shit out of other commuters who ran off the train when it arrived at the stop.

In NoMad, a man directly up to another man on the sidewalk and punched him in the face and called him a racial slur.

In Kips Bay, a man got shot in the face while he was sitting in a double parked car.

Also in Kips Bay, a man showed up at the city’s notorious homeless shelter and told staffers that he stabbed his roommate to death in their apartment in Starett City. Did this nut think de Blasio’s congregate shelters are holy sanctuaries or fugitive hideouts.

In Tribeca, a dead man was found floating on the Hudson River.

Also in Tribeca, a man yelled an xenophobic obscenity directed to a woman and her grandchildren.

Again in Tribeca, a man plastered stickers mock criticizing Israel on the Verizon and Goldman Sachs buildings on West St.

In the Flatiron District at the 23rd St. Station, a man beat down a 65-year-old transit worker on the R train because he didn’t want him to stand close to him.

In Noho, a homeless got pissed at a 61-year-old man and a 75-year-old woman who wouldn’t spare any cash and then shoved and punched them.

In Greenwich Village, a man walking home got attacked by another man who punched his face and called him a homophobic slur.

In Chinatown, a man got stabbed during a rumble in front of a bar involving ten other men including an off-duty  C.O..

In the Upper East Side, a taxi driver lost control of his cab and crashed into a restaurant.

Also in the Upper East Side, an area woman notorious for randomly yelling and spitting on people returned to the vicinity and resumed her recidivist anti-social attacks on passerby.

On Wards Island, a serial sex offender raped a 61-year-old woman nearby a group home where he resides.

Sales of Crystal Meth and fentanyl laced hard drugs have seen a massive rise, rivaling the production and widespread abuse of drugs during Crack’s dominance in the 80’s and early 90’s

Brooklyn

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In Brownsville, a woman suffering from post-partum depression and loneliness attempted suicide and tried to kill her newborn daughter and 2-year-old son by jumping out of her apartment window on the second floor. A neighbor who witnessed the horrifying incident saved the children from their mother who was still trying to kill them. If only the city had a billion dollar mental health program to aid desperate and suffering people like this. Oh yeah, de Blasio’s fucking wife runs it and it hasn’t done shit for anyone that actually needs the services.

This is all on her and him.

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Also in Brownsville, a man got shot to death in front of an apartment building at the Langston Houses.

Again in Brownsville, a man got shot in the leg on the street and another man got shot in both legs on the grounds of the Lafayette Houses in incidents an hour apart from each other.

And again in Brownsville, a man got shot in the foot in the middle of the block.

And again in Brownsville, a deviant stuck his face and his tongue out on a woman’s ass as she was bending over to take something out of a fridge.

And again in Brownsville, a man wearing a wig shot another man in the leg by the Langston Housings.

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In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a city bus driver got his foot caught between the gas and brake pedal and lost control of the bus and crashed into a brownstone apartment building. The driver and 11 passengers wound up with injuries and the bus became a freak show destination for lookie-loos for about a week until it’s removal.

In Crown Heights, two gangs got into a shootout in broad daylight on the street. de Blasio doesn’t send 50 cops there.

In Crown Heights, a man got shot in the knee on the street and limped to the nearest hospital.

Also in Crown Heights, a man got caught trying to ditch a gun running away from the cops when six of them showed up to stop him and his friends from drinking booze from red solo cups on the sidewalk. If you guys want to get loaded with impunity go to the WSPAZ.

Again in Crown Heights,two men got into a brawl on a city bus and one of them dropped a gun when they continued their ruckus on the street right in front of Eric Adams campaign office and ran away. Then the other man picked up the gun and gave it to the bus driver and he didn’t want anything to do with the piece either so Adams’ staffers stood guard of the gun until the cops arrived.

And again in Crown Heights, a 16-year-old boy and a 15-year-old girl both got shot in a drive-by while they were sitting on a bench.

In Kensington, a man verbally harassed and punched  an 86-year-old man in the face inside of a pizzeria and elderly man’s son arrived with a retired transit cop to defend him. The  son and his friend dragged the man outside and they all got in a tussle and wrestled on the ground until the elderly man’s son reached for his gun and shot the man in the arm and then the bullet went through the chest of the retired cop, who wound up dying from his wound.

In Bed-Stuy, a man shot another man in the leg to settle a dispute and hop on a motorcycle that was waiting for him and got away.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a woman got shot in the leg on the street late in the afternoon.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a man got shot to death from a blast to the neck on the street an hour before sunrise in a gang related incident.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a woman got shot in the midsection in front of a public housing building and a man got shot at while he was walking on the sidewalk in two shootings five minutes apart from each other.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man got shot in the leg on the sidewalk after he left a house party.

And again in Bed Stuy, a man got shot in the arm in front an apartment building.

In Cypress Hills at the Cleveland St. Station, a man got into a dispute with three other men on the platform and wound up getting slashed on the head multiple times while brawling with them.

Also in Cypress Hills, a man got shot to death on a street corner at the crack of dawn.

Again in Cypress Hills, a man on a bike chased a food delivery man on his bike and stabbed him in the back while riding. Then the delivery man continued to his job and delivered the food order.

In East New York, a stranger greeted himself to a man exiting a train station and then punched him in the face. As the mark fought back, another man came up from behind and sucker punched him and both muggers stole his wallet and ear pods. Then one of the perps used the victim’s cards to buy flowers for some lucky lady.

Also in East New York, a man shot his girlfriend in the chest inside their apartment when they were fucking around with a 22. The man recently served time for gun possession.

Again in East New York, a man died and was mauled by his pitbulls by his camper in a trailer park lot.

And again in East New York, a young woman and her younger brother got shot during a drive by after their assailant yelled “what’s up” to them.

And again in East New York, a woman driving with a suspended license killed a 77-year-old woman when she crashed her car into her son’s car while speeding and running a red light.

In Bushwick, a man got shot in the foot on the sidewalk in broad daylight.

Also in Bushwick, a brawl erupted during a cookout in the back of an apartment building, leading to a gang member getting shot to death.

In Stuyvesant Heights, a man stabbed a 15-year-old boy to death to settle a dispute over a parking space. The killer previously served time for shooting someone to death 26 years ago.

In Sheepshead Bay, a man jumped into car and held the driver up at gunpoint then tied him up and stole his satchel containing three large in cash and nearly $300,000 worth of diamonds and gold dust.

In Mill Basin, an off-duty fireman threatened a young man with a fake gun to settle a dispute on the street.

Also in Mill Basin, a man carjacked a 78-year-old woman by yanking her out of her vehicle and then drove off with her dog in the back seat. The man abandoned the car in Williamsburg and the dog was found by Samaritans and returned to the victim.

Again in Mill Basin, a young man got killed while riding as a passenger in a car where the driver lost control while speeding and then crashed through the gate and smashed into a wall of a senior living complex.

In Sunset Park, a man shot another man on the street in broad daylight and fled with an accomplice in his car.

Also in Sunset Park, a drug dealer got ambushed and beaten up by a group of men he met on a building rooftop during a pot deal, so he threw a hefty bag filled with the sticky icky onto the street as a bunch of men picked up the bags of kind that spilled out of it on the sidewalk.

Again in Sunset Park, a man got held up at gunpoint by two men inside his apartment during a sneaker sale set up on an app. The men made off with $1,000 worth of sneaker and a $4,000 handbag and shot their mark when he tried to stop them.

And again in Sunset Park, a man stole a car from a couple with their 2-year-old daughter in the back seat as they were about to re-enter their vehicle. The thief drove to a park where he abandoned the child and the car. After the skell was arrested, for some reason the precinct decided to put him in a hazmat suit for his public perk walk.

In Williamsburg, two men on motorscooters with one man riding on the back of one ran a red light and rolled up on the street corner and then confronted a man who was passing by and demanded money from him, but took his yarmulke instead when he tried to call 911.

Also in Williamsburg, a very stupid man killed himself chasing a volleyball that went over the railing in Domino Park when he fell into and drowned in the East River.

Again in Williamsburg, a fire engine crashed into a minivan while responding to an emergency.

In Greenpoint, a man on a dirtbike riding on the sidewalk sped up and sucker punched a postal worker while he was doing his job. When the postman fought him off, another dirt bike rider appeared and both thugs punched him multiple times until Samaritans showed up to stop the unfair fight.

In East Williamsburg, a man jumped into a car and held up the driver and the front seat passenger at gun point, then he shot the passenger through the seat and then pistol whipped the driver when the passenger fought back. The perp then stole both of their gold chains from their necks. The man who got shot in the back died from his wound after his friend drove him to the nearest hospital. The killer thief mugged another person on the street an hour later.

In Flatbush, a man got shot in the leg during an argument with his assailant and he wouldn’t drop a dime on him when the cops talked to him.

Also in Flatbush, a gang of 10 men surrounded then attacked an off-duty cop, who then pulled out his gun in self-defense and fired it, causing them to flee.

Again in Flatbush, cops took down 14 gang members who were involved in nearly 40 shootings with rival gangs.

In East Flatbush, four men defaced a monument of George Floyd with black paint and graffiti stenciled  the name of a white supremacist organization around the mantle.

Also in East Flatbush, a man got shot to death from a blast to the dome on the street at 1 a.m.

Again in East Flatbush, a man got hit by a fancy car when he was unloading bags from his vehicle and the driver kept going.

And again in East Flatbush, a man killed a passenger in his car while he was speeding on the avenue and then crashed into another car in the intersection and then crashed into a pole and collided into a parked car from the impact.

And again in East Flatbush, a woman caught a man stalking her as she was walking on the sidewalk and stopped to look at her phone to ward him off. When she resumed commuting, the deviant tackled her from behind and groped her all over her body. Then the woman smacked him with her cellphone and the lech ran away.

In Coney Island, a man who recently got sprung for stealing a car stole another car from a man who was strapping his kids in the back seat while he left the motor running and then got thrown off the car when he tried to stop the thief who hopped the sidewalk and knocked over the pedestrians while driving backwards. The lunatic got nabbed by the cops as he tried to steal another car.

Also in Coney Island, a man got into an argument with a security guard who tried to kick them out of Luna Park after he and his girlfriend were being obnoxious and unsafe riding in a go-kart. And then the man challenged the guard to a fight and wound up getting his ass kicked and his head bashed in and wound up in a coma.

In Downtown Brooklyn at the Court St. and Borough Hall Stations, a man smashed the MTA’s new OMNY scanners on the turnstiles with a hammer. Watch what happens when the Metrocard is discontinued…

Also in Downtown Brooklyn at the Hoyt-Schemehorn Station, a beggar asked for money from a woman on the platform and to show his gratitude he stole her wallet as she was about to give him money.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Pacific St. Station, a man punched another man in the face on the D train.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, a gang pounced on a man coming out of the Metrotech/Jay St. Station and beat the shit out of him during a robbery attempt.

In Boerum Hill, a man had his bike stolen despite it being locked.

In Dumbo, two drugstore cowboys broke into a pharmacy and robbed bottles of Oxycontin, Adderall and other uppers and downers.

Also in Dumbo, a C.O. lost control of her bus and crashed into a building scaffolding, injuring 2 convicts and two other C.O.’s.

In Brooklyn Heights, a man walloped a man with a cane on his head on the street.

In Gravesend, a man got murdered in front of the Marlboro Houses from a point blank shot to his face.

Also in Gravesend, two men got into an argument with two other men on a street corner who each came armed with a machete and boxcutter.  So to make it a fair fight one of the unarmed men went into a bodega and got some beers for himself and his friend and cracked them saloon style to defend themselves but were overmatched and they got slashed and stabbed in defeat.

In Weeksville, a wheelchair dependent handicapped man got hit in the face with a stray bullet while hanging out on a street corner.

Also in Weeksville, a man got shot twice on the grounds of a public housing building.

In Marine Park, a man riding his bike late at night smashed fifty solar-powered parking meters with a hammer.

In Brighton Beach, a man shoved a 76-year-old woman onto a fence and caused her to fall on the concrete and continued walking his dog.

In Vinegar Hill, a woman got shot in the leg on a street corner.

In Ocean Hill, a man got shot twice while walking on the sidewalk.

Also in Ocean Hill, a young man drove his car onto the sidewalk and smashed it when he couldn’t fit between a tree and a front porch while trying to flee from another car in pursuit of him as a man shot at him as it was driving away in a gang related drive by.

In Canarsie, a man got shot in the chest on a street corner in early morning hours.

In Midwood, a cop got hit by a stray bullet in a firing range and was given a band aid for it and had the bullet in her leg for 2 weeks. She’s now suing the city for 5 million dollars.

Also in Midwood, a person shot a bullet into a synagogue.

In Fort Greene, an elderly woman randomly yelled racial and xenophobic slurs at a woman inside a pizzeria and threw red pepper in her 4-year-old son’s face.

Also in Fort Greene, three men surrounded a woman and stole her backpack after one of them socked her in the face, but a Samaritan chased them and got it back for her.

Again in  Fort Greene at the Fulton St. Station, a man brutally beat down a 74-year-old man on the mezzanine and stole his metrocards and 80 bucks.

And again in Fort Greene, a man hit another man with a bat at the park.

In Prospect Heights, a man got hit by car while riding his bike by the Grand Army Plaza Arch.

In Clinton Hill, a man punched a city bus driver in the face after he accused him of closing the doors on him at the stop.

Queens

In Jamaica, D.A. Melissa Katz with the NYPD brass in tow announced a new enforcement initiative to protect small businesses from petty thieves and mischievous miscreants and the city’s abandoned mentally ill homeless people who loiter inside and by restaurants and stores by dispensing “trespass notices” where the cops would give them warnings for any illicit conduct or activity. Katz, Council member Adrienne Adams and the Deputy Inspector from the 103 describes it as innovative policing but another way you can call this is “Stop, Warn and Leave”

Also in Jamaica, a man got shot to death in front of an apartment building at a quarter to 11 at night.

Again in Jamaica, two men got shot on the sidewalk from a drive-by and another man got shot in the hand on a street corner 30 blocks away. 

And again in Jamaica, a woman inside an SUV called another woman with a cane to come over to her and showed her necklace she had and then ripped off the necklace she had on. Then the thief’s husband hit the gas when the victim’s son came over and demanded them to give it back.

In Edgemere, a man connected to the gun used in the homicide of a 10-year-old boy who got shot to death at his uncle’s house was found with a cache of firearms and a flare gun during a search warrant of his apartment.

In Averne (but not by the sea) at the 67th St. Station, a gang of four young men chased a man off the A train and grabbed him on the platform and then pushed him down the stairs and ripped off his backpack and wallet and fled.

Also in Averne, a young man got shot in the torso inside an apartment building following a dispute with two men and he bled out on the street and later died from his wound.

In Far Rockaway, a man shot a 64-year-old man on the street and got away.

Also in Far Rockaway, a MTA worker and 20 gang members got nabbed running a drug ring selling fentanyl laced heroin and cocaine on the grounds of the Redfern Houses.

In Rockaway Beach, a man killed himself when he smashed into a lightpole while speeding on his motorcycle.

Candles and flowers were out to honor the victim, placed together with the seat of his motorcycle.

In South Jamaica, two men shot another man to death at point blank range on the middle of the street in broad daylight. Looks like 50 cops have to be sent to this vicinity, Blaz.

Also in South Jamaica, a man got killed in a car wreck when his vehicle got t-boned by a speeding driver in his SUV in an intersection. The perp abandoned his vehicle and ran away.

In St. Albans, a man got shot in the leg and his midsection on the street and died from his wounds.

Also in St. Albans, two men got shot on the street after a squabble with two other men.

Again in St. Albans, a man got shot in the arm and torso following an argument with his assailant on the street.

In Astoria, a man pulled out his piece and shot at the front door of a nite club at 3 a.m.

Also in Astoria, two men engaging in an argument in front of a bodega escalated when one of them whipped out a knife and the other found a wooden plank. As both men battled, the man with the knife got the upper hand and slashed the other man twice and continued to beat him down to the pavement and then stole his flip flop sandals in victory. 

Again in Astoria, a man shot two other men in a strip club parking lot following a dispute.

And again in Astoria and a week after de Blasio’s Department of Buildings announced they shut down 322 construction sites for violations, a crane toppled over on a building site at the early stage of development.

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In Long Island City, two men engaging in an argument in front of a bodega escalated when one of them whipped out a knife and the other found a wooden plank. As both men battled, the man with the knife got the upper hand and slashed the other man twice and continued to beat him down to the pavement and then stole his flip flop sandals in victory.

Also in Long Island City, a man held up a gas station with a note and the cashier gave him 250 bucks.

Again in Long Island City, a man got shot in the shoulder while sitting in his car in front of a strip club.

In Maspeth, an app-hail driver got killed instantly and his passenger got injured when a speeding unlicensed drunk driver crashed into his car in the intersection, causing his car to mount the sidewalk and hit a building wall. The perp abandoned his wrecked car and tried to walk away from the fatal wreck he caused but walked back to the crime scene with cops waiting to arrest him.

In Woodhaven, an e-bike deal went bad when a man shot another man in the hip during the sale in broad daylight.

Also in Woodhaven, three men got shot in a drive-by while they were hanging outside of an abandoned house that was recently re-appropriated as an airbnb-style hostel.

In Woodside, two men shot two other men in front of a strip club.

Also in Woodside at the 69th St. Station, a man yoinked a cellphone from a 17-year-old girl’s hand on the 7 train and ran away.

In Corona, a man got killed when he crashed his motorcycle into a car at an intersection.

Also in Corona, a man got into an argument with two men on the street and wound up getting stabbed seven times and his gold chain stolen by them.

In Richmond Hill, a man got shot in the leg on the avenue in the early morning hours and wouldn’t rat on his assailant.

In South Ozone Park, a man got shot while at a house party.

In South Richmond Hill, a man charged towards a couple walking by a restaurant and yelled xenophobic slurs at them and then he punched the man in the head and tried to remove a hajib off the woman’s head. Then the loony bigot went after and yelled at another couple in South Jamaica and punched the woman in the face a few times.

In Rosedale, a man got shot in both legs on the avenue.

In Elmhurst, a man got shot in the leg following a dispute with two men on the street.

In Jackson Heights, a man held a woman at gunpoint and then raped her in the back of an apartment building.

In Woodside, a man got shot three times from a fusillade of bullets fired at him by his assailant on a street corner.

In Kew Gardens, two men got into a dispute with a man on the sidewalk while they were inside a van and then threw firecrackers at him and drove off.

In Ridgewood, a man snatched a delivery package from a porch and rode away on his bike.

In College Point, a 16-year-old boy got killed by a hit-and-run driver while he was riding his bike. The car was later abandoned on a residential block.

In Whitestone, somebody whacked a dog and threw him in the river by the Throggs Neck Bridge, where he was found with a plastic bag and a cinderblock.

Also in Whitestone, a man driving without a license ran over and killed a woman with his pickup truck as she was crossing the street while pushing a stroller with her granddaughter.

In Laurelton, a man shot another man four times during a robbery on a street corner in broad daylight.

In Forest Hills, a man trespassing and lurking in the basement of an apartment building got caught by the doorman and then he punched him in the face after they got off in the lobby and ran away.

On Rikers Island, a convict was found dead in his prison cell.

Also on Rikers Island, a convict assumed the identity of another convict who was about to be released and escaped from the prison for about 24 hours.

In Sunnyside, a  loathed politician’s movie theater was vandalized with a statement mocking his latest electoral defeat on the marquee sign.

A woman got sexually assaulted by a delivery man who delivered a mattress from Macy’s in Manhattan to her apartment. 

Staten Island

In New Brighton, a man got shot to death from getting blasted in the face at point blank range while he slept in his bedroom in a gang related attack. The suspect is a reputed gang leader who fled the borough for a murder back in March when a rival gangbanger got shot to death by the Stapleton Houses at a memorial of another man brought down by gun and gang violence.

Also in New Brighton, a man shot a woman in the leg on the street.

Again in New Brighton, a man busted into a woman’s apartment and punched her in the face and destroyed her cellphone. The altercation led to a search warrant at his apartment at a hotel where cops discover over 200 hundred baggies of oxycontin, ecstasy and crack.

And again in New Brighton, a man being pursued by cops dumped a small container with baggies of smack in it. When the cops eventually caught him, the dealer fought back and kicked one of the cops, but he got overpowered and arrested and was found with 15 baggies of crack rock on him.

And again in New Brighton, a man stabbed another man while yelling at each other on a city bus.

And again in New Brighton, a man shot at a group of people in a drive by on the street and it took a month for the cops to arrest him. Time to send 50 cops here, Bill.

And again in New Brighton, two cops where shot at with a bb gun as they were leaving an apartment building at the Richmond Terrace Houses

In Clifton, a man got into a fight with his neighbor at their apartment building that warranted a visit from the cops. Then the man decided to spray the woman with pepper spray and managed to get it on the cops and other neighbors who were gawking at the spectacle as well.

In Meiers Corners, a 15-year-old boy easily stole a car from a man who left it idling when he went into a store. The thief got nailed by the cops following a high speed chase.

In Fox Hills, a man taking a nap on a porch awoken to a gunman who shot him three times in his back.

Also in Fox Hills, a man and a woman stole $17,000 from a 69-year-old woman who invited them into her apartment and fed them food.  In de Blasio’s New York, you really can’t depend on the kindness of strangers.

In Arlington, a man shot at two men who were hanging out in front of a deli. Two months ago.

In Stapleton, a woman running for borough president rear ended a tree after she plastered her campaign posters on buildings on the block.

Also in Stapleton, a man stabbed a young man on the street.

Again in Stapleton, two middle aged women mugged another middle-aged woman and robbed her handbag after threatening her with a tazer and beating her on the pavement.

On the Staten Island Expressway, a man driving a truck suddenly got hit by another car that was darting past him in the lane. After both vehicles pulled over, the man in the other car pulled out a bat and smashed the truck driver’s windshield and headlight.

In St. George, a man got caught by cops possessing a loaded semi-automatic pistol.

Also in St. George at the S.I. Ferry terminal, a drunk vagrant and deviant stabbed another man in the back and punched another man in the face when they tried to make him stop accosting women with sexual favors and demands as they were trying to commute.

Again in St. George, a man spat on a city bus driver’s face.

In Todt Hill, a man slashed another man on the ear who was trying to break up a fight he was involved in.

In Port Richmond, cops busted a man possessing a gun and a loaded clip he was hiding in his car during a traffic stop.

Also in Port Richmond, a man attacked another man and stabbed him multiple times in the chest and midsection inside a public housing building.

In Westerleigh, a 61-year-old man ambushed a livery cab driver and punched him in the face and robbed him of 200 bucks as he was driving him to his home. 

In West Brighton, two men broke into a recently opened pretzel shop through the back door and robbed an amp, a laptop and over $1,200. Probably should hire protection.

Also in West Brighton, a woman went beserk inside a hospital and fought with cops who tried to escort her out. The one woman wrecking crew punched a cop in the face and slugged another cops in the jewels and swung haymakers to keep from getting arrested.

In Fort Wadsworth, a man shot another man in both legs on street in broad daylight.

In Graniteville, a man easily broke into a cellphone store and robbed $510 because he still had the security codes when he used to work there. The perp got arrested in no time because he used to work there.

In Rosebank, a homeless man yelled a racial slur at a 77-year-old woman and clobbered her with a can of Ice Tea in the middle of the street.

In Mariners Harbor, a young man broke into two houses and robbed jewelry, watches and clothes.

In Clifton, a man menaced his neighbor and then he fired a gun in his backyard. The cops responded to the shooting and showed up to his house where they found a 9mm, an automatic rifle, 3 magazines and over 140 rounds of bullets.

Also in Clifton, a woman engaged in an argument with a building janitor grabbed a broomstick to throw at him but missed and hit her 3-year-old child on the lip.

Again in Clifton, cops responding to shots fired on the street stopped a man who had bullets in his pocket that matched the caliber of the gun that was lying on the sidewalk by him.

In New Dorp, a man pick-pocketed two wallets from two elderly people and used their credit cards to spend over $1,000 on merchandise at Targe’

In New Springville, a bear cub was found dead on the asphalt of a parking lot.

Mayor de Blasio Diverts Federal Emergency Stimulus Funds To Tourist Ad Campaign

New York City, New York

There should be no more fucking doubts about who Mayor Big Slow de Blasio prefers to serve, besides himself and his running gag political career. This dumbass decided to devote 30 million dollars from President Biden’s stimulus recovery bill for an ad campaign begging tourists to come back to New York City. Showing once again that he is more concerned for the leisure of visitors than for services for his constituents who still go wanting.

Although this ludicrous boondoggle city p.r. campaign is supposed to start in June, it’s clear that this money was already spent wasted before the Blaz announced it in the most surreal daily briefing he has done so far during the still existing pandemic for a video produced by the city’s office of tourism, NYC And Company (a city government bureaucratic agency that really has absolutely no use for the residents of the five boroughs).

NYC and Co already gets about 3 million dollars in funding each year, somehow The Blaz feels that they should get 10 times that amount to use for a few months. And it’s quite egregious that the first video they put out mostly promotes upscale lifestyle leisure with two wealthy White men dining on overpriced comfort food in an open restaurant shanty on a street curb. Another egregious thing about this tone-deaf b-roll is NYC & Co closed the comment thread on their youtube channel, preventing taxpayers from venting their displeasure with wasting city money or from making compliments for the agency vain optics of the city’s “reawakening”.

This is just another extension of the Blaz’s mostly vainglorious “Recovery For All Of Us” mission to bring NYC back to normalcy, despite the pressing problematic issues that is inconveniencing and surely delaying it, with COVID variants infecting younger people, a still high amount in cases in various zip codes in the five boroughs and citizens losing confidence in the vaccines after the suspension of the J & J vaccines, even though they have finally been made more accessible with walk-in sites just opened up and in chain pharmacies.

What’s truly obscene about the Blaz’s announcement is that it follows his revival and revision of last year’s “summer all-in” program to get guns off the street and his decision to finally send more cops in Midtown to remove homeless people and stop open street drug abuse where this tourist fueled reawakening is going to take place. This also follows his idiotic behavior and attention to prioritize art and culture over quality of life as major felonies and bias attacks against Asian people escalated in the first 3 months of the recovery for all of us.

The way The Blaz re-allocated fed funding to his equally oblivious upper class crony at the NYC & Co office shows once again that he has no concept of how to budget, especially during an emergency like the pandemic that’s still plaguing the city he has been running into the ground and which he’s trying to cover up with circuses and bread for his fauxgressive neoliberal entertainers, the only constituency he’s been mostly concerned with. 

The Blaz must think 30 million dollars is not that much money, which continues his proclivity for funding mostly feel good programs that signify nothing and inevitably doesn’t help anyone, the most devastating of all being his co-mayor and wife’s Thrive mental health program and office. Too bad he couldn’t allocate this money to programs and services that could alleviate the many existential crises that would bring actual meaning to his recovery for all of us.

Some of that 30 million dollars could help NYCHA buildings, which is still in horrendous shape as de Blasio’s PACT program has exacerbated environmental and infrastructure hazards in apartments, hallways and stairwells. Maybe it could have led to some elevator and doorbell repairs or a few cameras and personnel to do security being that gang violence and other crime as gone up around the buildings again.

That 30 million could have went to provide health services and secure shelters for the thousands of homeless people on the streets suffering from mental illness or drug addiction. It’s going to be interesting to see how NYC & CO’s commercials are going to convince tourists and transients to visit the city while most of the hotels are still housing homeless people who suffer from these aforementioned maladies and recidivist criminals placed there after being released without bail. But that money could have went to people forced into homelessness after being displaced from their neighborhoods from fires, like what happened most recently in Richmond Hill and Jackson Heights. The 30 mill could have went to free Wifi and quality laptops to homeless children living in shelters or working poor families that live far from the lights on Broadway.

This 30 million could be used for the basics of city services. Increasing transit service by hiring more drivers, fixing storm drains and catch basins, reallocate funding for sanitation and restoring more hours for corner trash pickups and all fixing all the fucking potholes and cracks on the streets, avenues and boulevards.

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But the most interesting and overlooked thing this 30 million could be used for, especially how often de Blasio speaks about equity, is to implement a Universal Basic Income stimulus for the poorest citizens of NYC until the merciful end of his final term as mayor. Doing this would also put a crimp into Andrew Yang’s own campaign for mayor, since it’s the most recognizable policy of his platform. 

What’s really amusing about the Mayor’s reckless misuse of fed stimulus cash to produce commercials which he proclaimed was the biggest in the history of NYC is that Andy Yang actually pointed out not long ago when Biden sent the stimulus funds to NYC, he gave pretty good sage advice not to waste any and leave the next mayor hanging without aid in case the city still hasn’t recovered (or reawakened) and the Blaz immediately and arrogantly dismissed it by claiming that to keep government working for the people validates the urgency to spend it, which was also backed up by Yang’s competitor and de Blasio’s former consigliere moll Maya Wiley. 

Sadly, the Mayor’s RFAOU initiative is all about optics and illusions plus delusions and the persistent optics of blight and inequity will befall on his constituents as essential and safety net services go wanting as all that fed money will go to a useless bureaucratic office whose only purpose is as a bean counter and guesstimator for the city’s tourist populace. Never mind the fact that it was because of the city’s dependence on tourism for decades is why the city is still deserted, broke and dependent on federal aid and a big factor on how COVID-19 spread across the nation and the world in the winter of 2020. But the Blaz will not relent, because he still has his emergency powers and the new and most essential emergency is to ensure that his true base, the transients, are milling and mingling around the biggest destinations of Manhattan like it’s 2014-2019 again.

And he’s not going to let anything like reality get in the way of that.

Governor Cuomo Confirms He Doesn’t Care

NY Post

 “Who cares [if they] died in the hospital, died in a nursing home? They died.”

That’s how Gov. Cuomo callously responded Friday to the damning state attorney general’s report that revealed his administration downplayed the total number of nursing home residents killed by COVID-19.

During his first remarks on the spiraling controversy, Cuomo said, “If you look at New York state, we have a lower percentage of deaths in nursing homes than other states.”

“A third of all deaths in this nation are from nursing homes,” he said.

“New York state, we’re only about 28 percent — only — but we’re below the national average in number of deaths in nursing homes.”

“But who cares — 33 [percent], 29 [percent] — died in the hospital, died in a nursing home? They died.”

Well, now it’s out. It had to take an investigation from New York’s Attorney General Letitia James (who he endorsed to win) about his lethal edicts and internecine obfuscations and obstructions of the state’s nursing home fatalities data to finally come out with this callous take from Mario’s son Governor Cuomo. Fatalities which he also callously conflated with his own father’s demise, which happened by natural causes while he wasn’t in a nursing home, especially a nursing home that was given immunity from responsibility of the care of residents and patients.

But don’t be mistaken, Cuomo’s dismissive response about being accountable for his negligence is not out of character for a guy who once remarked when 73 people died from COVID19 back in May that because less people were dying of the contagion at the time that it was actually good news because of the absurd reality we’re all living in.

Looks like the covid chickens are coming home to roost now and this grotesque admission is just Cuomo basically saying that, eh, I’ve had a good ride with all the worldwide adulation, celebrity friends, a best selling book prematurely touting his leadership, a made up Emmy award, and fawning coverage from corporate news networks. Too bad this is going to put a massive crimp on his attempt to keep his job for another four years or maybe one more if AG James investigation finds more heinous discoveries behind Cuomo and his three pips Derosa, Muncia and his DOH patsy Zucker’s machinations that led to all those preventable deaths of senior citizens forced to suffocate and die alone.

It’s been an entire year since COVID landed in Washington. Followed by it’s two month predatory spread across the nation and ravaging New York, leading to over 30,000 citizens dead and now confirmed over 12,000 (and counting) senior citizens dead and Cuomo is still shameless and hubristic about it all. The governor is clearly more concerned about the brand he made for himself that he feels his decisions were acts of God.

“Everyone did the best they could” Governor Cuomo “humbly” said coming clean on the real total of nursing home deaths. “Everyone” meaning the Royal Everyone.

 

 

New Bad Days 80: Young People Sow Disorder On The Streets With Rumbles In The Presence Of Cops And Ultraviolent Attacks On Cars In The Middle Of Traffic; Unhinged Man Disrupts Outdoor Church Concert With Random Gunfire; Man Stalks And Clobbers Governor Cuomo’s Staffer With A Cinderblock; Four EMTs Get Ambushed By Muggers Making Bogus 911 Calls; Fed Ex Delivery Man Gets Shot And Food App Delivery Guys Get Robbed On The Job; 16-Year-Old Boy Murdered By Acquaintance That Gave Him A Pat On The Back; Another 16-Year-Old Boy Recidivist Criminal Behavior Enabled By Judge And Homicides, Shootings, Shootouts, Muggings, Burglaries, Random Attacks On Citizens, Home Invasions, Criminal Aggression Against Cops And Stray Bullets Continues Reaching New Plateaus To Complete 2020

2020 in New York City society concludes with distressingly significant and historic rises in major felonious crimes. Shootings went up 97 % while victims wounded by bullets rose over 100%. 447 people were murdered this year, a rise of 41% and the highest amount of homicides in over a decade. Two other serious crimes also went up in large margins with burglaries at 41% and auto theft at 67%. Although there were slight decreases in felony assaults and robberies, there were over 94,000 felonies committed last year and over 110,000 misdemeanor offenses (which the PDF doesn’t add the total sum on in the pdf released to the public). While not listed here, bike theft went up by 27%, coinciding  with the rise of bike commuting because of fears of getting infected with coronavirus using mass transit.

Even  though there is controversy about the effects the states bail reform laws have had on the uptick of these crimes along and edicts allowing the release of convicts to stem the spread of contagion in prisons because of the pandemic; regarding the gun violence crisis, over 3,000 criminals were set loose without bail after being found in possession of guns and recidivism continued to thrive with these perpetrators because of the flaws in the new law.

While the pandemic has had an effect on crime, being that the streets have been more deserted in the day and darker at night because everything is locked down, it is only more illuminated now because felonies have been rising steadily for the last 5 years before a novel virus invaded the five boroughs. While the Mayor of New York City continues to evade these horrific upticks after years of bragging how he ran the safest big city in the world, the reality on the streets and what’s seen by his constituents tell different stories. Stories that will be told by more citizens since poorly written laws and a stunning lack of city services continue to mount in 2021 without sensible modifications or a scintilla of leadership as a disease continues it’s predominant omniscience over the five boroughs.

But all the Blaz wants to do is dance.

Manhattan

In Times Square, a group of young men engaged in a rumble and beat the shit out of each despite the presence of NYPD dispatched to break it up which included two cops on horses. One of the mounted cops attempted to stop two men wrestling on the ground by steering his horse to trampled them under foot.

Also in Times Square, a man queried a cop for directions to the subway and then he tussled with him while trying to grab his gun and punched him in the face in front of the ABC studio building.

In Harlem, a man crashed his car into a garden under the elevated train tracks and wrecked some christmas trees they were selling and then abandoned the vehicle. The workers ran after him and gave up when the man raised a gun at them and escaped.

Also in Harlem, a man got shot to death on a street corner from a blast to the head.

Again in Harlem, a man got shot to death from a blast to the head after getting into a fight in a barber shop with his killer.

In East Harlem, a man heading home from work got savagely killed in a hit-and-run when he got hit by a speeding SUV while crossing the street. The driver abandoned the vehicle after flipping it over five blocks away.

Also in East Harlem, a man got killed when he got hit by a truck while riding his bike against traffic.

Again in East Harlem at the 110th St. Station, a man got slashed in the face following an argument with his attacker who was trying to hustle a few bucks for a metrocard swipe while he’s still on parole. The perp got busted by the cops when he appeared in the vicinity a few days later.

And again in East Harlem, a man got shot to death after he started a fight that led to a rumble involving 7 men inside a liquor store.

And again in East Harlem, a man got beaten to a pulp on the street and died from his injuries a month later.

In Morningside Heights, a man armed with two guns disrupted an outdoor concert and mass in front of the St. Johns Cathedral and fired random shots in the air while yelling about government interventions harming Hispanic nations and demands to be killed. Cops took him out after the man fired at them while pleading them to kill him; so they did. A bag the man possessed had a container filled with gas and rope. If there wasn’t a pandemic this guy would have used those items and killed a lot more people and burned the church down with them.

 In Midtown, a man got killed when he got hit by a car while running a red light on his ebike.

Also in Midtown, a woman plowed through a group of protesters and hospitalized five of them after they marched on the street and then stood in the intersection during a demonstration against Immigration Customs Enforcement run prisons. The NYPD charged her for a desk appearance ticket.

Again in Midtown, a man shoved an 88-year-old woman to the pavement and robbed her cellphone, cash and cards from her bag and ran away.

And again in Midtown, a man stalked a woman like a shadow on the sidewalk as she was walking home from work while holding a cinder block. Then he bashed her over the head with it in broad daylight on the near empty streets because of the holiday season and the pandemic.

The woman was coming from the city offices of Gov. Cuomo where she works as one of his top staffers. The man is homeless and has been dwelling in a hotel that was converted into a shelter to prevent the spread of contagion of COVID-19.

And again in Midtown, a five-foot window fell off the billionaire row tower with the automatic whirling crane and crashed onto to the street just like it did a month earlier.

And again in Midtown, three men ripped off nearly $4,000 worth of designer handbags from an upscale department store and got immediately pinched by the cops while trying to get away.

In Hell’s Kitchen, an 18-year-old homeless man shoved a 63-year-old traffic cop to the ground after she wrote him a ticket for a parking violation.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, two men held up a bodega at gunpoint and robbed $100.

Again in Hell’s Kitchen, a worker got killed on the job at a supermarket while she was loading an illegally installed freight elevator that crushed her head when it malfunctioned and unexpectedly moved up.

In Penn Station, two men got into a fight following a dispute by a taxi stand and started brawling on the sidewalk. Then one of them pulled out a knife and stabbed the other man in the face while a cop stood there watching them.

In the Upper West Side, a man got hit by a stray bullet that came from a rumble between two gangs while he was pushing a hand truck delivering food aid to residents at the Amsterdam Houses.

Also in the Upper West Side at the 96th St. Station, a woman committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 2 train.

Again in the Upper West Side, two homeless men residing in a shelter lux hotel got into a brawl with each other in front of a restaurant.

And again in the Upper West Side, a water main pipe burst and flooded the street and the 81st Station underground.

And again in the Upper West Side and again at the 96th St. Station, a woman got killed as she fell on the tracks while going from car to car as it was still in motion.

And again in the Upper West Side, a man held up a bank while feigning to have a gun and ran out with nothing.

And again in the Upper West Side, a man snatched a little dog that her 74-year-old owner tied to a post while she went grocery shopping.

In the Upper East Side at the 63rd St./Lexington Ave. Station, a woman grabbed a 61-year-old woman by her hair and shoved her off the bench onto the platform floor and stole her cart.

In the Lower East Side, an argument between a man and a couple escalated when he shot the other man in the face and the woman in the leg on the grounds of the Smith Houses.

Also in the Lower East Side, a man having a quarrel with his roommate whacked him in the head with a meat cleaver in their apartment, then he killed himself by jumping off the roof.

Again in the Lower East Side, a man beat up his girlfriend with a crowbar in their apartment then tried to stab her when she tried to get her cellphone back

In the East Village, a man walking on the sidewalk with his dick dangling out grabbed a woman in her crotch who was passing by. Then he went for a walk with his dick out again in the West Village and grabbed a woman’s ass.

Also in the East Village, three men barged into an apartment and shot two men and pistol whipped another man in the head who were inside.

Again in the East Village, two water main pipes broke and flooded the streets in the span of a week.

In the West Village, a man held up a cab driver by gunpoint and robbed 80 bucks off him.

Also in the West Village, a man yelled a xenophobic slur at a woman he passed by on the sidewalk then punched her in the face after she demanded an apology.

In Greenwich Village, a man grabbed two women in the ass while he was riding a citibike.

Also in Greenwich Village, a man robbed an unmarked police car from a NYPD detective who went to buy food and left the motor running.

Again in Greenwich Village at the West 4th St. Station, a man singing out loud randomly attacked a woman as he he shoved her into a pillar while she was trying to get on the F train and then he maniacally laughed while standing near her.

And again in Greenwich Village and again at the West 4th St. Station, a gang of three men and three women savagely beat up a woman on the A train after they yelled at her for not wearing a mask and made a xenophobic slur about her.

In Downtown Manhattan, a young man got shot in the torso in his room at a hotel after he answered a knock on his door

In Sugar Hill, a man got shot in the ear while arguing with the gunman inside a bodega.

Also in Sugar Hill, a food delivery man got hit twice by a stray bullets after getting caught in the crossfire riding his bike between two men firing at each other from their cars while they were driving down the street.

In Washington Heights, rodents of unusual size have laid siege on a  Chipolte restaurant and devoured avocados and bags of rice and have made aggressive moves trying to feed on workers.

Also in Washington Heights at the 168th St. Station, a woman argued with and then attacked a 71-year-old woman and broke her arm after shoving her out the door when the elevator stopped on the mezzanine.

Again in Washington Heights, a man stole a car by using pepper spray on the driver and then he crashed it into an ambulance.

And again in Washington Heights, a man who achieved some fame being a club and party promoter and then help murder and slaughter a drug dealer by cutting him to pieces in a tub, killed himself by overdosing on heroin inside his apartment.

In Hamilton Heights, a man got shot in the torso on the street 10 minutes after Christmas ended.

Also in Hamilton Heights, a man started off his day by getting into a brawl with a deli worker who knocked him down with one punch after he complained about his food order.

In Murray Hill, three women and a man easily accessed a luxury building and robbed furniture, computers, clothing and luggage from a condo while the tenant was away on vacation and the contractor he hired to watch the place left the door open.

In Kips Bay, a woman expecting a delivery answered her door and a man barged in and strangled then raped her in her apartment and then he stole her ATM card and got her pin number.

In Stuyvesant Town, NYPD deployed militarized police and a hostage negotiator to remove a man having a mental breakdown inside an apartment.

In Central Park, a man was found dead under an arch who committed suicide with a hacksaw he bought from a hardware store hours before he killed himself.

In Gramercy Park, a man accessed an apartment building by a tricking a 7-year-old girl to buzz him in thinking he was a delivery man. Then the man grabbed her by the elevator and pushed her face into his groin. 

In Chelsea, a man attacked  another man on a city bus because he thought he was gay.

Also in Chelsea and Herald Square, a man bashed the advertisement monitor screens at the 23rd and 34th St. Stations and the MTA is under the delusion that they are going that he is going to pay for the $35,000 in damages for them and also the two train fares he skipped jumping the turnstiles.

Also in Herald Square at the 34th St. Station, a homeless man ran up to a woman standing on the R train platform and sucker punched her in the face while she was reading, causing her temporary blindness and breaking her nose. The man has 77 prior arrests dating back 34 years.

In Soho, a woman attacked a 14-year-old boy and scratched his father in a lobby at a posh hotel after she accused his son of stealing her cellphone. It turned out the crazy lady left it in an app-hail driver’s car that she used before.

Also in Soho, six men raided a high end designer store and robbed over $60,000 in purses in broad daylight and without resistance from the workers and security guard.

In Hudson Yards, a woman committed suicide by jumping off the top of that ugly ass pile of art with the stairs.

In the Grand Central Station, a man was found dead on the train tracks already run over by the conductor who stopped the 7 train to avoid running over the body.

In NoMad and the Flatiron District, a gang of 50 teenage boys riding bicycles and a few on motor scooters dominated fifth avenue and caused wanton havoc in middle of traffic and vandalized two vehicles and terrorized three people during their broad daylight display of ultraviolence.

First they surrounded a taxi driver and threw and smashed their bikes on his vehicle, then menacingly encircled him and one of them smacked him on the back with a bike when he came out to look at the damage they inflicted on his car.

The gang of bike riders continued their scofflaw sojourn up 5th avenue where they ran the red at 23rd st, blocking right of way vehicle traffic on a two way street. Then a few of them grabbed onto a BMW cruiser by the door handles so they can accelerate and one of them fell on their face when the driver slowed down and stopped his car. Then the gang surrounded the vehicle and threw and smashed their bikes on it and tore the mirrors off it while some of the boys kicked and punched and tried to force open the vehicle while threatening the driver and horrifying his 70-year-old mother inside. One boy did a flying head butt onto the hood and another boy jumped on the hood twice and kicked and smashed the windshield.

Besides the fact that what went on here and what these kids engaged in was blatant wanton lawlessness which conveyed collective contempt and zero empathy for other people, the pressing question here is where was the NYPD’s Strategic Response Unit bike militia to repress this anarchy that made such a display of predominance at the last public assembly demonstrations only a few months ago after Election Day?

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Queens

An M train at the Middle Village-Metropolitan Avenue station in Queens on Monday, Nov. 30, 2020.

In Middle Village at the Metropolitan Ave. Station, the entire line of the M train got thoroughly bombed with graffiti (suspected to be done by gentry artists from Europe). Four G train cars got bombed at the Queens Plaza station and the entire S shuttle train in Midtown that goes from Times Square to Grand Central as well. Another 12 subway cars were similarly tagged on the 1, 6, and Q lines adding to the list of 184 subway cars that have got vandalized this year as the MTA is wanting for a 12 billion dollar bailout to keep the subway running.

In Jamaica, a woman got shot in the arm as she was sitting in her car.

Also in Jamaica, two men having an argument in front of the Sutphin Blvd Station escalated when one man shot the other and a stray bullet hit a man while he was commuting.

Again in Jamaica, a man got shot in the thigh on the street and wouldn’t rat on his assailant to cops while at the hospital.

And again in Jamaica, a woman standing in front of a courthouse got hit in the chest and arm by two stray bullets that came from a fight between two men in the vicinity.

And again in Jamaica, a man got attacked by another man who tried to rip off his gold chain and gave it up when the thug pulled out a gun.

And again in Jamaica, a man grabbed a 17-year-old girl’s ass and spit in her face at a bus stop.

And again in Jamaica, a man got shot to death while sitting in a parked car.

In Jamaica Hills at the 169th St. Station, a man walked towards a woman on the platform and stole her cellphone from her pocket and split.

In South Jamaica, a man walking to his apartment building at the Bailey Houses got ambushed by two other man who held him up at gunpoint and went inside together. When they took their hostage to his apartment, his friends got involved and got into a fight with the intruders and managed to slash the gunmen in the hand and then a shot went off and killed one of the men who were defending themselves against the home invaders.

In Fresh Meadows, a man impersonating a delivery man bringing flowers and big plush teddy bear to a house bashed a woman with a blunt object and barged inside her house with two other accomplices. Then they sliced her ear and pistol whipped her with a stun gun and proceeded to rob over $20,000 worth of jewelry and clothes.

In Flushing, an 18-year-old man had his bike and his cellphone robbed while getting slashed in the face after being approached by a man who distracted him by conversing with him while his accomplice attacked him from behind.

In Ridgewood, a man got shot in the chest in front of an apartment building.

Also in Ridgewood and in Maspeth,a man accessed a delivery truck and a delivery van and robbed bags of credit cards inside and used them to buy shit.

In Corona, a 76-year-old man got hit by a stray bullet that went through his room window of a nursing home.

Also in Corona, vandal(s) destroyed an art installation at a councilman’s office building and a Christmas tree at a park then completed their path of destruction by throwing a garbage can at a window of the Lemon Ice King of Corona.

In Jackson Heights, a man attacked a masseuse at a massage parlor and savagely beat her up while trying to force her to sexually please him.

Also in Jackson Heights, a man brawled with and stabbed another man in the gut after he demanded that he stop smoking on the 7 train, the he stabbed another man in the leg who tried to help the victim.

In Ozone Park, a man got shot to death by his fellow gang member when they failed to ambush a rival gang  when they came towards them as his partner fired multiple shots as they drove away and he got hit with a stray bullet when he chased after them on foot while swinging a tire iron.

Also In Ozone Park, an app-hail livery driver crashed his luxury car into an app-hail minivan after losing control of it while speeding down the boulevard, killing a woman who was a passenge heading for a Christmas Party and also injuring the driver. Then he ran away from the wreck and the death he caused and the injured passenger inside his damaged vehicle.

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In South Ozone Park, a 12-year-old boy stole his father’s car and took his 7-year-old cousin with him and drove to Delaware where he got caught by cops after using his dad’s card to buy cookies during his attempt to drive all the way down to Florida.

Also in South Ozone Park, a man got killed after he got into a car accident with another driver and got hit by a drunk driver speeding on the boulevard when he went to check on the damage to his vehicle.

In Richmond Hill, a massive fire spread through five mixed-use buildings and displaced 45 residents from their apartments.

In Long Island City, a man easily accessed a building and robbed $2,000 from a business there.

In Astoria, four men ganged up and brutally beat down and strangled a man and a woman until they were unconscious after they had a row with each other on a street corner.

Also in Astoria, four men ganged up on a worker inside a gang station and snatched the till from the register and robbed 600 bucks from it while scavenging on the floor and stole some candy bars for the road.

Again in Astoria, a man robbed 6 delivery packages from the lobby of an apartment building.

And again in Astoria, a man broke into an apartment building by picking the lock with a screwdriver and robbed a bunch of delivery packages.

And again in Astoria, two men broke into a vape shop by bashing the window and robbed over $10,000 of computer devices and tobacco and hemp products.

And again in Astoria, two cops injured themselves when they crashed their patrol car into an SUV while responding to an emergency call.

In Elmhurst, a woman got shot to death from behind as she was entering her apartment by a man who was loitering by the elevator at a Lefrak City building.

Also in Elmhurst, a man held up a couple at knifepoint then got into a tussle with them as the woman fought back while he was trying to steal her purse but dropped her cellphone and the mugger grabbed it and ran away.

In East Elmhurst, a man got killed in a stolen car when the driver lost control of the SUV while speeding and smashed into trees on the side of the road. Then the other man grabbed a bag full of heroin and left him for dead while fleeing from the wreckage because he was on parole.

In Cambria Heights, a woman approached randomly punched an 86-year-old woman on the sidewalk, causing her to break her hip.

In Glendale, a young man hit a 17-year-old boy with his car while he was standing on the median and kept on driving.

In Forest Hills, vulgar graffiti about the sexual abilities of Jewish women was found spray painted on a fence.

Also in Forest Hills and Rego Park, burglaries and auto theft incidents have made inclines. Cops have determined that most of them are committed by perps who have been residing in hotels.

In Kew Gardens Hills, two men broke into a house and held up a man residing there at gunpoint, the man fought back against his captors and wound up getting shot in the leg.

In Rosedale, a speakeasy rager thrown in the basement of an event center small business crammed with over 160 people got raided by the NYC Sheriffs.

In Hunters Point, shots were fired in front of a luxury hotel.

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In Long Island City, a man went up to a 74-year-old man on a street corner and punched him in the face after he accused him of stealing his sneakers.

In Springfield Gardens, two pigs were left abandoned in Baisley Park. One was captured and the other is still on the loose.

In Hamilton Beach, high tide after a snowstorm caused the streets to flood with chunks of ice.

On Rikers Island, an inmate attacked five C.O.’s after they opened his cell door, breaking the nose of the guard who first tried to transfer him and breaking the finger of another one who tried to restrain him.

In Elmhurst, a massive fire ignited before sunrise engulfed a three story house and killed 3 men residing there and left 4 other men homeless. The house was under foreclosure and each floor were illegally converted with multiple rooms, enough to house 10 people on each floor. Initial reports by the FDNY cited that an electrical malfunction caused the inferno but was upgraded to arson when traces of accelerant was found near the garage (which was also converted into lodging). The landlord is suspected for starting the blaze yet was not charged despite having his computer and vehicle confiscated by the NYPD and FDNY.

Brooklyn

In Brownsville, a man shot a Fed Ex delivery man in the back from behind as he was exiting an apartment building at the Van Dyke Houses after he made a delivery.

Also in Brownsville, a 60-year-old woman got hit by a stray bullet on her leg on the sidewalk.

Again in Brownsville, a woman got shot in the chest in front of building and then her assailant fled in a black car.

And again in Brownsville, a man walked to a parked car, pulled out a gun and shot through the drivers window multiple times and hit a woman in the stomach sitting in the back seat with a friend of hers who were waiting there for someone.

And again in Brownsville, an 18-year-old man wielding a machete on the street damaged parked cars and menaced and then attacked a woman while she was walking her dog and slashed her head and hand and slashed her dogs leg. When the cops arrived to detain him, the man charged after him with the blade in the air and got shot down and killed by one bullet to the chest.

And again in Brownsville, a man grabbed a woman off the sidewalk and stuck a knife to her throat then raped her in front of an apartment building.

And again in Brownsville, cops pulled over a car with Jersey plates and then the driver hit the gas and went in reverse and hit one of them. The cops fired shots at him as the driver escaped into the night speeding down the street.

And again in Brownsville, a man got shot to death in front of an apartment building.

And again  in Brownsville, EMTs arrived at an apartment building on an emergency call of someone having difficulty breathing and the man who met them held them up at gunpoint in the elevator and robbed their computer pads and two-way radios. Three days later in East Williamsburg, EMT’s arrived at an apartment building on a emergency call of someone having a medical episode and the man who met them held them up at gunpoint as they stepped out of the elevator and robbed their bags containing computer pads and two way radios. A connection between the two robberies is suspected by the NYPD as it should be by anyone.

Also in East Williamsburg, a man got shot in the chest after engaging in an argument inside a bar.

Again in East Williamsburg, a dispute over a parking space between a man and a monopolistic tech retail delivery worker escalated when a crowd assembled to watch the commotion and  the delivery guy got whacked with a bat and stabbed the man while brawling with him.

And again in East Williamsburg, a man got shot twice on the street after leaving a party in the middle of the night.

In East New York, a man walked up to a parked car and shot a woman sitting in the front passenger seat multiple times and hit her in the arm. He attempted to shoot at her and a man behind the wheel again but his gun misfired.

Also in East New York, two men got shot in front of a bodega and while getting chased down the street after one of the victims bought a pack of rolling papers.

Again in East New York, a man got shot in the leg sitting in the passenger seat of a car before the sun rose.

And again in East New York, a man got shot to death in the middle of the street following a drug deal gone bad.

In  Brooklyn Heights, a drunk driver drove his car on the promenade at a high speed and smacked a phone out of a witness’s hand when he tried to film him.

In Canarsie, a man got shot in the back while driving on the Belt Parkway from a man in a vehicle passing by him, causing him to veer and crash into two cars.

In Flatbush, a 17-year-old boy got shot on the street in broad daylight.

Also in Flatbush, a 62-year-old man got shot to death inside an apartment he was staying at when someone was trying to break inside and the invader blasted five rounds through the door as the victim was approaching it.

In East Flatbush, a man recklessly wrecked a car with his vehicle and then drove the wrong way and hit and killed a woman while she was crossing the street.

Also in East Flatbush, two men attempting to rob a barber shop went awry when the gunman shot a barber in the shoulder and they ran away without stealing anything.

In Crown Heights, a man got shot to death inside an apartment after getting blasted from behind by his assailant following an argument, the gunman also shot another man who was accompanying the victim after he left a party that was in another apartment on a higher floor in the same building at the Albany Houses.

Also in Crown Heights, a man stabbed another man to death to settle an argument in front of an apartment building. The victim was hanging out with friends of his before he got murdered.

Again in Crown Heights, a man in a wheelchair shot another man to death and another man in the leg inside a nite club holding a speakeasy party.  The club had their liquor license revoked last year.

And again in Crown Heights, a woman being menaced by her boyfriend at her apartment building call the cops on him after he threatened to shoot her. Then when the cops arrived, her boyfriend returned with a pink gun and shot one of the cops in the back as he emptied the clip trying to shoot her. He apologized to the cop he almost killed during his perp walk.

And again in Crown Heights, a man threatened another man while flashing his piece nearby an apartment building, warning him never to return. After the thug got arraigned, a judge released him without a bail and he got busted by cops for possessing a loaded gun on the night after Christmas.

And again in Crown Heights at the Kingston Ave. Station, a man got killed by the arriving 3 train that him when he was walking on the tracks.

In Marine Park, a man stalked a woman on the street and caught up to her at her apartment building, he simulated possessing a gun and forced his way into her home. Then he zip tied and duct taped her to a chair and sexually assaulted her then robbed her cellphone and cash that was around.

In Bushwick, a man is using a commercial building to hold speakeasy rave and booze parties in defiance of pandemic protocols and is funding his promoter business by exploiting the eviction moratorium.

Also in Bushwick, a 16-year-old boy got hit in the leg by a stray bullet while walking on the sidewalk.

In Flatlands, two women were killed in a car crash by a hit and run driver who collided into them while speeding and running a red light. The perp and his accomplice abandoned the vehicle and ran away.

Also in Flatlands, a man killed himself when he crashed his car into a garbage truck while speeding on the black ice.

In Sunset Park, a man savagely pushed a 72-year-old traffic cop to the ground after he was being written up a ticket for parking on a bus stop.

Also in Sunset Park, a man got killed and another man got injured when a wall fell on them while working at a building construction site.

Again in Sunset Park, a man killed himself when he crashed into a flatbed truck while riding his ebike drunk.

In Borough Park, two men mugged a man at gunpoint as the rain fell down and robbed two cellphones and 200 bucks off him.

Also in Borough Park, two men spray painted their names and a swastika on a yeshiva building.

Again in Borough Park, an app-food delivery man succumbed to injuries and died months after he got hit by a driver who ran him over with his car after running a red light when he was riding his scooter on the job.

And again in Borough Park, a man skating on the street got knocked down by a hit and run drunk driver.

In Coney Island, a stray bullet pierced the window of an apartment at the Seaview Houses and the tenant found it on one of her daughter’s beds. The woman’s daughters were not present at the time because they were with her ex-husband and she remarked how hearing bullets was just something she grown accustomed to hearing on the daily.

Also in Coney Island, a man killed himself after he crashed his car into building scaffolding while speeding.

In Kensington, a 15-year-old girl got charmed by and smoked a joint with a man she met at a park and then he took her to his apartment and raped her and kicked her back out on the street.

Also in Kensington at the Church Ave. Station, an entire train got bombed with graffiti.

Again in Kensington, two men walking home from a barber shop got confronted by two other men in a car who accused them of giving them dirty looks and then attacked them. As they were brawling with each other, a gang of five men joined the instigators and then ran away when one of the men they targeted got stabbed. The victim died from his wounds shortly after arriving at the hospital on the night before Christmas.

In Red Hook, a man who was recently off parole got shot to death from a point blank blast to his face in front of a public housing building.

Also in Red Hook, a man stabbed another man to death with an ice pick during a brawl inside an apartment building. The deceased was fighting back with a box cutter.

In Sheepshead Bay, an 18-year-old man got stabbed to death on the street a few blocks away from his home. 

In Prospect Heights, a 6-year-old girl watched her mother get stabbed by her boyfriend twice during a domestic dispute at their apartment and then she called the cops as her mother bled on the floor.

Also in Prospect Heights, a man shot two men on the street to settle an argument, killing one with a blast to the chest.

In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, cops responding to an emergency call about a man with a gun menacing people. After arresting the gunman,  the man he was after charged towards the cops and got shot on the leg when he didn’t comply to orders to stop and when he motioned his hand from his waist. Surprisingly, a Black Lives Matter protest didn’t follow this use of excessive force even after they procured the weapon.

In Boerum Hill, four men got shot in a gang-related attack at the Warren Houses in broad daylight. One of the victims was a NYCHA worker who got caught in the crossfire. The assailant fled in a red getaway car.

In Midwood, a pimp grabbed a 15-year-old girl off the street, brought him back to his apartment and took her to stripper joints and forced her to prostitute herself to johns for over a week until she was able to contact someone for help on her celly.

Also in Midwood, a 62-year-old man got shot to death inside his apartment.

Again in Midwood, a woman got shot in the face inside an apartment building while she was walking down the stairs.

And again in Midwood, a man vandalized four synagogues by spray painting accusatory tropes and broke into one of them and stole 20 bucks.

In Ditmas Park, a woman got shot in the face inside her apartment when a bullet pierced through the door while she was about to open it.

In Williamsburg, a synagogue allowed 5,000 people to cluster inside for a funeral of a Rabbi in defiance of the state’s pandemic protocols and the city’s guidelines for indoor gatherings. The Satmar sect leaders also challenged de Blasio’s NYPD to stop them. The mayor and the authorities chickened out after they literally begged them not to hold the event.

Also in Williamsburg, a man crashed his car into an ambulance after running two red lights and crashed into a lamppost trying to flee.

Again in Williamsburg, a man commuting to work on his ebike got killed after he rode alongside a city bus and it made a turn and ran him over.

And again in Williamsburg, two women and a man got shot at a speakeasy party in a basement of a building by the Williamsburg Bridge.

And again in Williamsburg, a pack of thieves broke into an Italian Restaurant through the basement gate and bashed a hole in a wall of a storage room and robbed over $4,500 worth of fresh homemade pasta and forty bucks from a cash box.

In Mill Basin, a man got killed while trying to maneuver his motorcycle around stalled traffic and got hit by a van as the driver was in the middle of a turn.

In Bay Ridge, a man easily stole a car from an app food delivery man when he left the car double parked with the keys still in the ignition while delivering an order.

Also in Bay Ridge, a man broke into a fish market and robbed $850.

Again in Bay Ridge, a man had his fannypack stolen from his truck that he left inside while he was making a delivery and the thief escaped in a getaway car.

And again in Bay Ridge, a thief stole $2,100 from a woman when she left her bag on her child’s stroller to go back to her apartment because she forgot her face mask.

And again in Bay Ridge, a man decided to quit his job after he stole $3,500 from the register from the deli he worked at.

In Bensonhurst, a food delivery man got ambushed while sending an order by two men who beat him up and robbed his scooter, $700 and his cellphone.

Also in Bensonhurst, a man attacked a woman while she was commuting to work and stole her purse.

In Gravesend, a man stalked a woman walking to her house and stole her purse when she reached the stairs and caused her to fall.

Also in Gravesend, a man got ambushed by two men while walking on the sidewalk and got robbed of 800 bucks.

Again in Gravesend, an app-food delivery man got mugged at knifepoint by two men who placed a false order and robbed his ebike, cellphone and 500 bucks.

And again in Gravesend, a fire engine collided into a Benz in an intersection while responding to an emergency then crashed into a children’s clothing store from the impact. 5 firemen and the driver of the lux car got injured.

And again in Gravesend, a four month old baby was beaten to death inside an apartment.

In Bath Beach, a man broke into a deli and robbed $750 from the register and cracked open an ATM machine and robbed it of over 9 grand.

Also in Bath Beach, a man broke into a deli through the back door and robbed 700 bucks.

Again in Bath Beach, a man got carjacked while trying to sell his vehicle to the cunning thief.

In Fort Hamilton, a man had his truck stolen after he had it parked for a day.

In Greenpoint at the Nassau Ave. Station, a man hopped the turnstiles and attacked a 70-year-old MTA worker on the platform and threatened to infect him with coronavirus and then pushed him onto the tracks, causing him to fall near the third rail. 

In Bed-Stuy, a man randomly slashed a woman on the head who was passing by him on a street corner.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a man ran into a deli and held it up at gunpoint and demanded cash from customers inside. Then he grabbed a man who wouldn’t comply and tried to blow his head out on the counter. Then the other man fought back and got shot in the hip during the tussle for the gun.

In Downtown Brooklyn, a man got indicted for swindling elderly people for over a year by impersonating a lawyer and manipulating into giving him $20,000 on a ruse that a relative of theirs needed bail money to avoid imprisonment.

In Gowanus, two cars got excavated from the deep muddy muck of the Gowanus Canal during the superfund cleanup effort. Stunningly, no bodies were found inside.

Bronx

In Morrisania, a 16-year-old boy got shot to death at point blank range in broad daylight after he came out of a deli after his killer patted him on the shoulder when he arrived and before he went inside the store.

In Mott Haven, a man got shot in the ankle in front of an apartment building.

In Charlotte Gardens, a man broke into a house through the basement window and only stole a lightbulb. There are four picture of the progress of this theft.

In Williamsbridge, a man got shot in the shoulder following an argument with his assailant.

In Mount Eden, a man busted in the front door of a restaurant and looted 500 bucks from the register.

Also in Mount Eden, an argument between two men after a car accident escalated after one of them drove away and then the other man raced down the street pursuing him and then rolled up slow as the other man was double parked and fired a shot at him from the drivers window.

In Tremont, a man got shot in the back by another man while he was about to buy weed. The bulletproof vest the victim wore failed to protect him.

In Highbridge, two men stalked a man heading to his apartment building and jumped him in the lobby, beat him down to the floor and robbed $300 off him

In Allerton, a man got caught by cops while trying to break into a jewelry store from the roof.

Also in Allerton, two men got shot in the legs during a drive-by.

Again in Allerton, a man got stabbed to death inside his apartment following a dispute with his slayer.

In Crotona Park East, a man approached a woman on the sidewalk and slapped her in the face.

In Olinville, a woman got shot in the arm near a street corner at the crack of dawn.

In Kingsbridge Heights, a man crashed into an open street outdoor dining shanty after losing control of his car during a medical episode.

In Wakefield, a man was shot to death inside his apartment yet cops initially determined he died of a drug overdose, which got debunked when forensics found two bullets in his body. Notably one in his head. The killer broke into the apartment through a second floor window.

Also in Wakefield, a man got shot in the shoulder while sitting inside a car.

In Foxhurst, two men held up a jewelry store at gunpoint and robbed 100 large worth of baubles after pistol-whipping the worker.

Also in Foxhurst, a 16-year-old boy slashed a teenage girl in the stomach on the street and was set free without bail after his arraignment and went back to his hangout on the corner near where the victim lives. The boy was previously convicted for his participation in a gang attack of 67-year-old man who got killed after they smashed a garbage can on his head on the street a year ago. The boy was released from custody from a juvenile center because of pandemic protocols, by the same judge.

In Laconia, a gang of kids chased a 12-year-old boy into an alley and then cornered him, beat him down and stabbed him multiple times just to rob his cellphone.

In Pelham Parkway, a 14-year-old boy got shot in the neck and gut in the middle of the street during a snow storm.

In Eastchester, a man slashed a woman with a butcher knife in his car then slaughtered a prostitute to death with the same weapon inside a motel room who he arranged to have sex with.

Also in Eastchester, a man hit a 65-year-old woman and her 2-year-old grandson in a stroller with his car as they were crossing the street. The man went over to check on them and decided to go back to his car and drive away as eyewitnesses took pictures with their cellies.

In Melrose, three young man ganged up on a 17-year-old girl at a park and beat her down while throwing cans and spewing homophobic epithets at her.

In Foxhurst, a man got into an argument with three men who were doing damage to his car while they were trying to dislodge their vehicle from the snow and then one of them shot him in the foot.

In Fordham Heights, a man got shot to death on a basketball court in a park on the grounds of the Twin Parks buildings.

In Pelham Gardens, a man hit a 62-year-old woman and a 2-year-old boy she was pushing in a stroller with his SUV while they were crossing the street and then he surreptitiously went to check on them from behind a truck then went back to his car and drove away.

In University Heights, a man shot another man to death following a dispute by the stairs of an apartment building

In Van Cortdandt Village, a man got shot to death inside his apartment.

In West Farms, a man fired his gun at cops who were chasing him down the street and they caught up to him after he ditched his weapon.

In Hunts Point, a man ambushed an app-food delivery worker while he was making a delivery and held him up at gunpoint with a rifle and robbed his cellphone, 20 bucks and his ebike.

Staten Island

In West Brighton, a man robbed a cash register from a deli after he shot pepper spray at the cashier’s face.

Also in West Brighton, a person fired four shots while in a car in motion in the vicinity of a bus stop.

Again in West Brighton, a man trying to access parked cars got lucky when one was left with the door unlocked and he ripped off a wallet containing 5 bucks from it.

And again in West Brighton, cops pulled over a driver and arrested him along with his friend when they found a loaded gun and a switchblade and an exotic Jamaican drug in the cupholders.

And again in West Brighton, a man broke into a bakery/restaurant and robbed it of $350 but did over a $1,000 of damage after breaking the screen door trying to get in and then breaking a window to get inside.

And again in West Brighton, bullets were fired from a car speeding down the street in broad daylight.

In St. George, a man killed his girlfriend in their apartment by slitting her throat following years of physical abuse he inflicted on her.

In New Springville, a man crippled a woman and bagel shop owner by intentionally crashing his car into a tree while driving drunk. The wreck left her paralyzed from the neck down.

In Tompkinsville, a man got shot to death while walking on the sidewalk as he was going to a deli right around sundown during the snowstorm.

In Annandale, a man robbed a fat tire bicycle worth over $2,000 from a 13-year-old boy after punching him in the face.

In Stapleton, a restaurant dining shanty got pulverized by a car.

In Clifton, a man got shot in the leg from a drive-by while he was heading inside an apartment building.

In Mariners Harbor, a man recklessly driving on the street crashed the car into a pickup truck after running a stop sign and then abandoned it along with a loaded gun he left behind.

In Ward Hill, 11 shots were fired on the street in the middle of the night.

In Tottenville, a man butchered himself by a slashing his arm and severing his dick off with a butcher knife inside his apartment.

 

 

New Bad Days 79: Former City Hall Aide Gets Mugged In The Subway And Is Shocked About It As Crime On Mass Transit Inclines And As Mentally Ill Men Push People On The Tracks In Consecutive Days; Two Dead Babies Left To Rot In An Alley;Two Women Get Struck By Stray Bullets From Gang Related Shootings; An Abusive Husband And A Fugitive Both Die Respectably In Shootouts With The NYPD And U.S. Marshals; Endangered Parking Spaces On Open Streets Are Devolving Into Street Fights; Gun Toting Thug Robs And Terrorizes Woman And Her Small Business And Child Twice; Gun Runners Get Caught In The Act After One Of Them Complains About A Baby Getting Killed; NYPD Continues Overdeployments Of Political Protests As A Bartender Declares His Bar An Autonomous Zone And Defends It By Running Over A NYC Sheriff’s Deputy Gets Kid Gloves Treatment As Gang Related And Individual Gun Violence Rises 101%

Manhattan

In the West Village and Greenwich Village, cops arrested 57 people who were protesting on the street as the presidential election results were being tabulated. Fires were being set on the road and in garbage cans. One woman punched a cop in the face and another woman spit in another cops face and got thrown to the ground. The NYPD also dispensed violence to citizens participating in the demonstration and again resorted to kettling demonstrators on the avenue while corralling commuters as well. Raising the chance of another rise of COVID-19 spread in the city.

Another protest organized by the Black Transgender community that began by the Stonewall Inn got tailed by a mass overdeployment of cops in riot gear and bikes as they marched their way through Washington Square to Union Square. During the march, a mentally ill homeless man attacked a lieutenant from behind and tried to strangle him with a chain. Then the NYPD began to swarm on the protesters, while bike cops aggressively and indiscriminately walled off people, one of them being Public Advocate Juaamme Williams who the cops didn’t even recognize.

A militia of bike cops assembled at Union Square across the street from a group of protesters on the other side of the street and then charged and yelled at them to move back. The cops deployed outnumbered the amount of protesters on 14th St. and their overzealous tactics trying to force people to move back up the steps of the park area  caused a 1010 WINS journalist to get almost trampled.

Mayor de Blasio’s predictably slow response to the actions of his NYPD was dripped with mealy insouciance and abject denial, despite hundreds of videos that have been distributed on social media since May 28th where his NYPD used the majority of the force and spent untold millions of dollars to dispense brutality to his constituents exercising their right to assemble and speak against unjust systemic issues still prevalent in law enforcement and the budgetary inequities to other services like education and housing to bolster them. (videos by Scootercaster)

In Harlem, a man going out to buy breakfast got shot to death in broad daylight and from point black range from a man who walked up behind him and blew his head off while the murder victim was talking to a woman. The victim was previously charged with attempted murder from an incident

Also in Harlem, three men jumped a man on the street and stabbed him multiple times.

Again in Harlem, a drunk driver crashed his car into a motorcycle while turning and knocked the biker and his passenger off and hospitalized them.

And again in Harlem, a man got shot in the back by an apartment building at the St. Nicholas Houses.

And again in Harlem, a homeless man got beaten to death on the street by a gang of men.

And again in Harlem, three men beat the hell out of a man and stabbed him three times after they saw him smoking a joint near a street corner.

And again in Harlem, a man got stabbed to death on a street corner.

And again in Harlem, a man followed another man to his apartment building and shot him as he was entering it and stole his chain.

And again in Harlem, an off-duty C.O. with a warrant on him brawled with another man inside an apartment building.

And again in Harlem, a man got shot in broad daylight while walking on the sidewalk.

In East Harlem, a man got killed after getting run over by a hit and run driver while lying on the crosswalk.

Also in East Harlem, a 17-year-old boy attacked a man by stabbing him multiple times on his head with a knife during a robbery attempt.

Again in East Harlem, a man livid about missing out on a game console system he was waiting on line for at a video game store suckerpunched a man who just purchased one as he left the store. Then the loon got arrested when he went to pick a backpack he dropped when he fled at the police station that contained a fake gun.

And again in East Harlem, a man shot another man in the back and fled in a blue car.

And again in East Harlem, a man got hit in the leg with a stray bullet after a man shot a group of men by a street corner.

In Midtown, a man stabbed another man in the back following an argument on the street in broad daylight.

Also in Midtown, a woman committed suicide by jumping from her apartment window of a luxury building.

Again in Midtown, a man got doored by a traffic cop coming out of his patrol car while riding his bike and then he punched the cop in the throat.

And again in Midtown, a man failed to hold up a bank when he gave a teller a note demanding 20 grand.

And again in Midtown at the 59th St./Lexington Ave Station, a woman threw a can of  beer at the conductor of 6 train when he opened his window.

And again in Midtown and again at the 59th St./Lexington Ave. Station, the N train arrived and was packed to the gills with commuters, making it impossible to adhere to social distancing guidelines.

The train got delayed because the dumbass city gave a permit for some shitty movie production that was using an N train at Ditmars Ave. for a film shoot.

And again in Midtown, the billionaire row tower with the spinning crane defecated chunks of glass from the top of the building to the street below.

And again in Midtown, a man wanted for a robbery while on parole hit the gas after he got pulled over by the cops. After he hit one of the detectives, the skell smashed up a row of parked vehicles and crashed into a food cart. The man escaped after he abandoned the car and ran into the subway, but got eventually got caught and arrested a few days later.

And again in Midtown, a man died in a car wreck when a tractor trailer driver collided into his vehicle running a red light.

And again in Midtown at the 42nd St./Bryant Park Station, a homeless man got into an argument with another man he tried to panhandle money from on the platform and then he assaulted him and pushed him onto the tracks. The attacker was previously arrested for an assault of a commuter back in January at the 23rd St. Station.

And again in Midtown at the 103rd St. Station, a man got randomly targeted for assault by another man who walked up to him and savagely beat him up.

And again in Midtown, a man got stabbed to death in front of a dollar slice pizzeria after being surrounded by a gang. The next morning, a man got stabbed in the middle of the street five blocks south as a bunch of suspects fled down to the subway.

And again in Midtown, a man stuck up a food delivery worker at gunpoint by a McDonalds who claimed the order he was carrying belonged to him.

And again in Midtown, NYC Sheriffs raided a bar that was holding a bottle party with 400 patrons partying like it’s the end of the world.

And again in Midtown, two men with sledgehammers destroyed a window of a luxury watch store and easily pilfered over $24,000 worth of merchandise that were on display.

And again in Midtown, Mayor de Blasio greeted one of his constituents and the man told him to go get fucked.

And again in Midtown, a man in a MAGA cap carrying a 10 foot pole with an American flag attached mouthed off to a cop and refused her order to disperse after he kept picking a fight with another man.

In Inwood, two men carjacked a vehicle at gunpoint by kicking out a man from the drivers seat and ejecting two other women riding with in the backseat.

In the Upper West Side, two fights over parking spaces occurred minutes apart, one of them between two men led to one of them getting socked in the eye and his eventual arrest coming from the blowback effects of outdoor dining with shanty seating setups on the road curbs. de Blasio’s stupid ass decision to mandate this dining even if the pandemic ends, scenarios like this will be just as common.

Also in the Upper West Side, Brooklyn Borough President and candidate for Mayor Eric Adams held a fundraiser dinner at a restaurant as he and his donors clustered and dined together while being above the city and state pandemic guidelines indoor capacity limit.

Again in the Upper West Side, a woman slashed a 10-year-old boy in the face inside an apartment building.

And again in the Upper West Side,at the 96th St. Station, two men got into a tussle and one of them got slashed in the face on the platform

In Hell’s Kitchen, a woman smacked a camera out of a NYPD detective’s hand during a protest march.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a man had his luxury sports car damaged when two men riding on a moped broke his rear view mirror while cutting him off. During a dispute on how the duo were going to reimburse the man for the damage and got ridiculed by witnesses laughing at one of their offers, they beat down the man and stole his keys and drove the car to the Bronx and crashed it.

Again in Hell’s Kitchen, a man shot another man in his ass to settle a disagreement about a drug transaction.

In Chelsea, a speakeasy exclusive hookah party at a building loft got raided by the NYC sheriffs.

Also in Chelsea at the 23rd St. Station, a man engaged in a dispute with a transit worker cleaning the platform and then punched him in the face.

In the East Village, a homeless man got into a row with a coffee cart vendor after he tried to steal money from his tip cup. Then the man yanked out a shrubbery from a planter and threw it at the cart and then took out a box cutter while they were brawling with each other. After the vendor kicked his ass, the cops let the vagrant go and then an ambulance arrived to take him away.

Also in the East Village, a fire ignited inside a vacant apartment building raged into a five-alarm inferno that engulfed and destroyed a 130 year-old church next door and a shelter for women next door that left 22 residents homeless.

In the West Village, a man got stabbed in the back three times by a man he was arguing with while a protest march was going on.

Also in the West Village at the 14th St. Station, a man got killed when the 1 train hit him in the tunnel.

In Union Square, a homeless man ran towards a woman standing on the 4,5,6 train platform and pushed her onto the express tracks right when the 5 train arrived. The woman managed to survive as she landed in the middle of the trackbed as the train rolled over her

Also in Union Square,$500,000 worth of copper wire in spools and off the tunnel’s walls were burglarized a month ago. They were discovered stolen following a maintenance check at the station. Across town on the 1,2,3 subway lines, 30,000 feet of copper wire worth 10 large got burglarized from the stations from 34 St. to Canal St.

In Washington Square Park, an 18-year-old man got stabbed in the arm while brawling with another man.

Also in Washington Square Park, NYPD aggressively bounced out men and women who were hanging out after closing time.

In the Lower East Side, a  19-year-old man and a 15-year-old boy attacked a man from behind and whacked him with a shower rod and a baby stroller on the sidewalk. Looks like they decided to utilize other people’s trash instead of their skillz.

Also in the Lower East Side, a man snatched a purse off an 85-year-old woman as she was sitting on a park bench and then pushed her to the ground.

Again in the Lower East Side, a man fired shots at a group of people in front of a building, hitting one man in the leg.

And again in the Lower East Side, a man exited a car and shot at a man down the street, hitting his ankle.

In Chinatown, two men grabbed an autistic 14-year-old boy on the sidewalk, threw him up against the scaffolding by a homeless shelter and then beat him down and robbed his backpack and jacket in broad daylight.

In Soho, a man who got arrested for randomly punching Rick Moranis on the sidewalk threw a bottle of champagne at the owner of liquor store and beat him down after he got caught shoplifting.

Also in Soho, a man impersonating a cop failed to hijack a city bus that he wanted to use to go to Brooklyn.

In Greenwich Village, a man driving while intoxicated exited a parking garage and crashed his Benz into an open street shanty seating area in front of a restaurant.

In the Upper East Side, a state senators office got bombed with black paint following three prior incidents of anti-Semetic graffiti tagged on her windows.

Also in the Upper East Side, a man snatched threw an 88-year-old woman on the sidewalk and stole her purse.

At the Grand Central Station, a man engaged in an argument with another man on the 4 train decided to end the dispute by slashing him in the face with a knife, then another man butted in and sucker punched the victim in the face and they all got into a wild rumble on the platform when they got off the train.

In NoMad, a man approached and then manhandled a woman with her two children and tried to abduct one of her kids from her stroller while claiming he was the father. Then a Samaritan with superior fighting skills wrestled him to the ground and applied a martial arts hold and kept him restrained until the cops arrived.

In Hudson Yards, two men got injured while washing windows on a 100-story tower when their scaffold broke under them while they were 50 stories high and they fell 20 feet and landed on the roof of the 35th floor after sliding 10 stories down the building. 

In Times Square, a man ran up to the Naked Cowboy and pulled down his underwear while he was singing a John Denver song.

Also in Times Square, a man killed himself by touching the third rail inside the train tunnel. 

In Penn Station, a woman committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 1 train.

In Murray Hill, a man jumped into a newspaper delivery van and stole it, taking it for a joyride up and downtown and smacked two NYPD patrol cars and injuring three cops and ending his sojourn by crashing it into a stop sign by his apartment building.

Also in Murray Hill, a delivering a half a million dollars worth of medical surgical tools to a building had his jeep easily stolen after he left the key in the ignition.

In Downtown Manhattan at the Tombs, an inmate committed suicide by hanging himself with a blanket in his cell and another inmate slashed a C.O. and stabbed a C.O. Captain in the knee with a shiv while they were escorting him to another area in the prison.

An attention craving hipster doofus is crawling around the streets on his hands in a rat costume and a majority of people don’t give a shit. Not because “it’s New York” but because people have a lot of other things to think about trying to get by in a failed state run by morons. A real artist would have tore through those garbage bags and fed on the detritus. Meanwhile, actual rats of unusual sizes have been running wild on the streets of the Upper West Side with one so large it got stuck underneath a crevice of a wall by Central Park.

Car theft  continues it’s nagging ascent with 70% more vehicles reported stolen following a scourge of thefts occurring during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend. Leading precincts to advise citizens to go back to the Club.

Queens

 

In Flushing, a homeless man was found dead in a box in front of a store with the gate down.

Also in  Flushing, two men got into a row over a parking space that escalated into a street fight. When one of the men got back in his car, his foe smacked it with his baseball bat and then the driver plowed into him and crashed into a bakery that was having a grand opening.

Again in Flushing, at the Main St. Station a man grabbed a woman’s ass and ran away.

In Springfield Gardens, a man employed as security guard for CUNY strangled his wife during a domestic dispute, leading her to go the 105th Precinct for help and two cops were deployed to escort her back to her home. While they were helping her gathering her belongings to go to a temporary shelter, her husband arrived minutes later and took out his gun and got into a shootout with the cops inside his house and got killed by the returning gunfire. The dead man had his city issued guns removed from him by CUNY in the summer for threatening to kill his wife and gave it back to him weeks before this incident, using one of the weapons in his attack against the heroic cops. 

Also in Springfield Gardens, two stepbrothers got killed from a gang related drive-by shooting. The driver crashed his car through a fence that toppled over after he and his front seat passenger got blasted from their assailants who shot them from a car that passed on the other side of the boulevard . A woman and her 4-year-old child who were in the back seat survived the wreck and the assassination.

In South Richmond Hill, two men invaded a home and took three women and a baby hostage at gunpoint while they were looking for cash left behind by a man they knew who died of cancer. When the standoff ended, the two recidivist criminals were tripping on angel dust and requested an order of pizza from the cops.

Also in South Richmond Hill, a man grabbed a 64-year-old woman from behind and held a knife to her throat in broad daylight during her commute to work to her job in the area. Then he released her and ran away with nothing when she resisted.

Again in South Richmond Hill, Brooklyn Borough President and candidate for Mayor Eric Adams again violated pandemic guidelines and held another fundraiser at a nite club/restaurant with his donors in a state mandated yellow zone infection case area.

In Rockaway Park, two men got stabbed by a 17-year-old boy during a street fight between them and the boy’s crew following an exchange of dirty looks. One of them died from strike to the chest and the other man survived jabs to his arm.

In Far Rockaway, a man got shot in the leg on the sidewalk.

In Averne, a man broken into a tow pound lot and set a truck he owned on fire that was previously impounded by them. Then the flames spread to other vehicles parked in the lot and caught onto a neighboring building and onto his face.

In Rego Park, a Muslim family got accosted by a man and a woman near their apartment building and then were victimized in a xenophobic attack. The woman grabbed the mother’s hajib off her head and when the husband tried to defend her, the couple beat him down to the ground while yelling jingoistic slogans and xenophobic slurs at him in front of their two children. The goon and a group of his toadies loitered in front of their apartment building the next day and menaced the family again. The attack followed weeks of persistent harassment and by the couple towards them.

In Jamaica, a cop from the 113th Precinct got arraigned on drug trafficking charges for his involvement in a cocaine distribution ring with two other men he ran with for four years.

Also in Jamaica, a man shot another man in the eye with a paintball gun.

Again in Jamaica, a man recently released from prison mugged a person and gunpoint and got caught by cops possessing two guns.

And again in Jamaica at the Jamaica Center/Parsons Blvd. Station, a 17-year-old boy got robbed of his $800 sneakers his airpods and his bookbag after a woman stuck him up at knife point and three other men beat him down to the floor.

In South Jamaica, a man shot up another man while pursuing him in a car chase on the Van Wyck Expressway.

In Jamaica Hills, a man went berzerk inside a pancake house when a worker told him to wear a face mask while ordering and then he attacked the staff with a knife, slashing a woman employee in the arm.

In Astoria, a man was shot three times while hanging out in front of a gambling den and nite club building with an awning displaying a name for a ministry.

Also in Astoria, a delivery man killed himself when he tried to turn into a bike lane on his moped and got run over by a truck that was making a turn at the same time.

Again in Astoria, a delivery man got crushed to death by 18-wheeler truck as he and the driver were turning at the same time.

And again in Astoria, a clumsy man attempted to break into a woman’s apartment on  the second floor by climbing a fence but fell on his ass after she saw him and screamed. The hapless bandit was more successful in three other burglaries he committed where  he was able to access apartments with ease through unlocked windows and made off with over $8,000 in cash and property.

And again in Astoria, NYC sheriffs raided a storefront building and discovered a swingers club with 80 patrons insideand shut it down for violating pandemic guidelines. And probably stopped a spread of STD’s as well as COVID-19.

And again in Astoria, a man threw a ceramic cup at an NYPD van and ran away.

In Long Island City, a man held up a woman at knifepoint and robbed her purse by the Queensbridge Houses.

Also in Long Island City, an off duty cop jogging on the streets was jumped and beaten down by a gang of six men.

Again in Long Island City at the Queens Plaza Station, a man stuck a knife at another man on the platform and failed to rob him when his mark resisted his attempt.

And again in Long Island City and again at the Queens Plaza Station, a man randomly sucker punched a man while he was talking on his cellphone on the platform.

And again in Long Island City, a man got shot in the back at a birthday party he attended.

In Middle Village, a man who stole a bulldog from his relatives stepped out of his house and brandished an automatic gun to a detective that was standing in front of his car.when he was staking him out. The man then ran back inside and cops and federal agents arrived and arrested him after finding two more automatic weapons,a bulletproof vest and 85 kilos of cocaine. 

Also in Middle Village, an 85-year-old woman got killed when she got hit by a car while jaywalking.

Again in Middle Village, a 75-year-old woman got hit by car while jaywalking.

In Richmond Hill,Kew Gardens and Forest Park, a man sexually assaulted a 20-year-old woman on the street and then he picked up a 14-year-old girl and tried to rape her in a bush and then sexually assaulted a woman jogging on a trail in a span of three hours in  broad daylight. The creep tried to pull their pants down in each attack and all of them resisted by yelling and fighting him off. His stepfather ratted him out to the cops leading to his arrest.

In Corona, cars are being parked on the sidewalks by auto body shops.

Also in Corona, NYC sheriffs raided a building and ended a party attended by over 70 people and alcohol consumption was going on.

In Woodside, a man killed himself when he crashed his motorcycle into a pillar while speeding on the streets.

In Maspeth, an off-duty caught a man about to sell a gun on a street corner and dropped his ass to the sidewalk.who

Also in Maspeth, a woman found dead and bleeding lying under a pickup truck.

Again in Maspeth, a parked livery car got swallowed by a sinkhole on a freshly repaved street.

In Ridgewood, a man broke into an apartment and robbed jewelry and airpods

In Jackson Heights, looters raided an apartment building and ripped open packages and boxes that were delivered by amazon and stole the merchandise contained in them.

In Elmhurst at the Woodhaven Blvd. Station, a man got killed by an arriving train at 3:30 a.m. Which is when the subway is closed to commuters

In Forest Hills, a man at an upscale brand bike shop ripped off an $11,000 bike after he fooled the salesperson into thinking he was going to test ride it.

Also in Forest Hills, at the 71st Ave./Continental Ave. Station, a man got caught jerking off on the E train.

In Laurelton, a man got run over by a train while he was wandering on the LIRR tracks.

In Cambria Heights, a man walked up to a parked car with a sub-machine gun and shot up three men who were inside, killing one and maiming two.

In Briarwood, a man stabbed another man two times and robbed $670 off him after confronting him on the sidewalk.

In Kew Gardens Hills, a doctor got killed in a car crash by a drunk driver who ran a red light while going nearly 100 mph.

Also in Kew Gardens Hills, a man got shot in the leg following an argument with two other men on the street.

In Fresh Meadows, a man broken into an animal clinic and robbed property from cabinet drawers.

In South Ozone Park,a man got shot near the Van Wyck Expressway.

Also in South Ozone Park, a man killed himself and injured his passenger when he crashed his car into a pillar after speeding on the Belt Parkway.

In Queens Village, a man got shot in the leg in a drive-by from a man who blasted at him from the car’s sunroof

At JFK Airport, a man pulled out a gun and got into a showdown with Port Authority cops who easily disarmed him when they found it wasn’t loaded.

In College Point, two men got busted running a COVID snake oil scheme by distributing and selling ID like aromatic cards that contained bleach and incesticide chemicals, purporting to sterilize against the virus by wearing them around the neck and over the chest area so the consumer would inhale the vapors coming from them. This was inspired by one of Donald Trump’s early pressers with his COVID response team when he asked Dr. Brix about injecting bleach into the lungs as a remedy for the novel virus.

Brooklyn

In Sunset Park at the 36th St. Station, a man who worked as an aide for Mayors Bloomberg and de Blasio and his wife got mugged on the platform for their wedding bands and her engagement ring while they were with their 2-year-old child who was sleeping during the incident. The perp walked up to them while the man was on his cellphone and demanded property from them and gave up their rings when the woman noticed he was packing heat as her husband verbalized how shocked he was that he was getting robbed. The thief is suspected for three other armed robberies;  two of them that happened in the subway also where he held up a woman at the 8th St. Station in Coney Island and when he stuck up a woman and robbed her engagement ring and one that happened in an office building where he stuck up a man  waiting for the elevator at gunpoint, making off with a ring and his necklace. The mugger accrued about 13 large in baubles. So this isn’t much of a shock at all.

In Bed-Stuy, a rapper looking for viral fame stood on top of an ice cream truck he and his associates rented then leapt onto a bus that was standing beside stalled in traffic. Then he took his flamethrower and shot into the air above him and then shot onto the road to make a puddle of flame to jump onto for dramatic effect. The M.C. decided to turn himself in while hoping to get an endorsement deal for designer clothing to wear while being frogmarched to the precinct, even though he was already wearing an expensive winter coat by Canada Goose.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a man went to his ex-girlfriends apartment and barged inside and stabbed her new boyfriend twice in the arm.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a man got shot twice on the street in broad daylight.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a 17-year-old boy shot at a city bus trying to injure or kill a rival gangbanger and missed and a stray bullet hit a 70-year-old woman in the face instead. Another stray bullet hit a man on the leg who was standing on the sidewalk.

The shooter ran away accompanied by a teenage girl.

The incident took place on a road the city painted a Black Lives Matter mural on. This one also contains the names of dozens of victims of police brutality whose lives were taken by gunfire and from excessive force.

And again in Bed-Stuy, seven people got shot by four gangbangers at a sweet 16 party at inside an apartment building in a gang-related attack following a dispute when the party was at an event hall that got stopped by the NYPD and when a 17-year-old boy got shot nearby on a street corner. A 20-year-old woman visiting from another state got killed as six other teenagers survived shots to their legs and torsos.

And again Bed-Stuy, a gang of eleven men chased a man and brutally beat him down in the middle of the street, causing him to lose an eye after being pummeled with kicks and getting stomped on his head. The attack got initiated when the gang assumed he was strapped.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a woman got forced out of an livery car and wound up on the street with critical injuries when a man crashed his ghoulish tricked out sports car into it after speeding down the avenue and running a red light.

The reckless driver was not arrested for some reason despite causing critical injuries to the woman and also to her driver and also the damage of the app-hail driver’s vehicle and his own, which he used for doing stunts in mall and department store parking lots and tearing up the city streets in various social media video posts.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a 9-year-old boy stabbed his 1-year-old sister in the stomach inside their home.

In East Flatbush, a man got into an argument with another man who came close to hitting him with his car as he was crossing the street. Then the driver took out a gun and shot at him and missed and the stray bullet hit a different man in the hand while he was a passenger in another vehicle.

Also in East Flatbush, two cops shot a stray pit bull to death after it bit it’s owner and another man.

Again in East Flatbush, a man shot another man to death following an argument they had in front of an auto body shop in broad daylight.

And again in East Flatbush, three men beat a man to death on the street after they thought the victim was trying to pick up one of the assailant’s sister at a bar.

And again in East Flatbush, a man got shot in the leg while on the street from a drive-by.

In Flatbush, a 16-year-old boy got shot in the hand when he tried to grab the gun off a man who stuck him up from behind to rob him.

And again in East Flatbush and Flatbush, a man and a woman bought a bunch of lighters and ignited fires on 5 school buses in a span of 3 weeks.

In Crown Heights, a man got shot to death in front of a deli on a street corner and wouldn’t disclose his killer’s identity traits to the cops. The victim previously served time in prison for shaking his baby boy to death.

Also in Crown Heights, a 14-year-old boy got shot in the leg on the street.

Again in Crown Heights, a man and a pregnant woman got shot on a street corner. The woman gave birth from a c-section operation while her wound was being treated while hospitalized.

And again in Crown Heights, a man got shot in the face from a drive-by shooter while hanging out with a group of people.

And again in Crown Heights, a teenage driver crashed a rental SUV into a house and injured two women inside then he and his passenger abandoned it and ran away.

And again in Crown Heights, a woman got shot in the knee on the street at the crack of dawn.

And again in Crown Heights, a man got shot twice in the middle of the block.

And again in Crown Heights, two men held up a deli by gun and knife point and robbed it of over $2,600 and got away even though the crook’s gun fell apart when he dropped it exiting the store.

In Downtown Brooklyn, a man savagely beat down a 79-year-old man on the sidewalk nearby the apartment building where the elderly man lived. The victim died from his injuries 2 months later.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn at the Barclays Center Station, a man sleeping on a bench on the platform awoken suddenly then ran towards a commuter and shoved him onto the tracks. The suspect got arrested in East New York at his home in Starett City.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn, a clerical snafu at the Criminal Courthouse released a 19-year-old man onto the streets after he got arraigned for attempted murder for shooting at people in a car.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Barclays Arena/Atlantic Ave. Station, a man and a woman beat down a 60-year-old woman who told them to put masks on while they were entering the elevator with her and then tried to block them from getting on.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, two men jumped a man while riding his bike and unsuccessfully tried to rob him after they laid a few punches on him. 

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, a man robbed a bunch of jackets from the Fulton Mall and punched a security guard in the face when he tried to stop him.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn, a man broke into a townhouse and robbed over $16,000 worth of bourbon from the basement.

In Park Slope at the Prospect Ave. Station, a man snatched a gold necklace from a woman’s neck on the platform and got busted trying to pawn it.

In Brooklyn Heights, a man was found dead on the stairs of an apartment building.

Also in Brooklyn Heights, two men robbed a portable ATM machine from a pizzeria.

Again in Brooklyn Heights, a man held up a deli with a fake gun and robbed it of $2,300.

And again in Brooklyn Heights at the High Street Station, a man stalked a woman on the platform and tried to mug her for her purse and failed.

And again in Brooklyn Heights and again at the High Street Station, a man stalked another man on the platform and slashed him in the face for no reason.

And again in Brooklyn Heights, a man stole condoms and cough syrup from a pharmacy after he menaced workers with a broken bottle.

In Greenpoint, a man driving an SUV tripping balls on drugs crashed into a barrier boulder on the sidewalk and severed the leg of a woman who was standing there for a moment.

In Red Hook, a man shot at a 17-year-old and hit him in three areas in front of a public housing building.

In Bushwick, a woman got killed while jaywalking when a cement truck sped down the avenue and hit her when she stepped on the road.

In Brownsville, a man ambushed his ex-girlfriend and shot her to death as she was about to enter her car.

Also in Brownsville, a woman got shot in the arm in a drive by as she was walking by a church.

Again in Brownsville, a 17-year-old boy got shot in the neck during a dispute with two other men on the street.

And again in Brownsville, a man got shot three times after he resisted giving up his belongings during a holdup.

And again in Brownsville, a man got shot at twice while he was sitting on a park bench.

And again in Brownsville, an MTA conductor got arrested for his participation in gun trafficking and distribution ring in his neighborhood with three other men, including one who killed a man for his ATM card 23 years ago. While arranging for another deal, he griped how hard it was to do business because a 1-year-old boy got killed by a stray bullet during a gang hit at a park where a BBQ party was going on. The bastards also tried to profit from the city’s gun buyback program with the trafficked weapons.

In East New York, a man got hit by a car after he ran a stop sign while riding his bike delivering food orders and died from his injuries a week later.

Also in East New York, a catering hall filled with 100 people during a DJ show got raided by the cops.

Again in East New York, a man got ambushed by three men in front of an apartment building at the Pink Houses and one of them shot him in the ear.

And again in East New York, a man got shot in the leg on the street in broad daylight.

And again in East New York, a man beat up his boyfriend with a hammer during a domestic dispute.

In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man got shot in the head following an argument and a street fight he had with his assailant who fired at him 10 times in broad daylight in front of passerby. The victim died a few days later.

In Gravesend, a man got shot in the back while walking on the sidewalk from a man who fired at him from a car that was passing by.

In Midwood, a man attacked a 14-year-old girl then whipped out his dick and dragged her on the floor in a rape attempt in the hallway of a doctor’s office.

Also in Midwood, a woman ran over another woman while she was crossing the street with her car while making an illegal U-turn in the intersection under a red light.

In Bay Ridge at the Prospect Ave. Station, a man punched the R train conductor in the face when she stuck her head out of her cabin window.

In Canarsie, an off-duty cop wrecked his car by crashing into another vehicle while driving drunk.

Also in Canarsie, a man got shot to death inside a bar

Again in Canarsie, two men got shot on the sidewalk in a drive-by in broad daylight.

And again in Canarsie, a man got shot multiple times by an off-duty cop during a carjacking attempt. Along with the gun he shot he also possessed another gun that he stored in his buttcheeks.,

And again in Canarsie, a man got shot three times near a street corner.

In Cypress Hills, two men held up a bodega at gunpoint and robbed 750 bucks and the worker’s cellphone.

Also in Cypress Hills, a man got shot in the leg on the street and lost enough blood to wind up hospitalized in critical condition and another man got shot in the leg also on a street about a half mile south.

In Bushwick, five men waltzed into a nite club at 5 a.m. and held up a patron at gun and knife point and robbed four cellphones and a $700 chain off him.

In Weeksville, a man was shot three times on a street corner and died from his wounds.

In Weeksville, a boy got shot in the leg while turning a corner on the sidewalk.

In Carroll Gardens, a man got shot in the legs from a drive-by.

In Bensonhurst, a man robbed $230 from a minimarket after he stabbed a worker in the arm who tried to stop him.

Also in Bensonhurst, a man menaced another man with a knife on a street corner.

Again in Bensonhurst, a man got robbed of $1,000 after he got tricked by a man he arranged to meet to buy a gold chain from and then got held up at knifepoint.

In Seagate, two men attempted to robbed a woman inside of a bank and failed when samaritans intervened.

Also in Seagate, a man whacked another man in the knee with a pipe inside an apartment building.

In Sheepshead Bay, a man killed himself by crashing into a tree after speeding on the Belt Parkway.

In Bath Beach, a man snatched a purse containing $1,000 when a woman left it on the counter for a minute at a grocery store.

In Coney Island at the Stillwell Ave. Station, a man had his cellphone stolen while he slept on the F train.

Also in Coney Island, a man got shot to death while sitting on a park bench by the beach.

Again in Coney Island and again at the Stillwell Ave. Station, a man was found dead on the F train.

And again in Coney Island at the Kings Highway Station, a man held up a woman at gunpoint and robbed her cellphone.

In Borough Park, two men got shot by another man they argued with while they were inside a clothing store and wouldn’t divulge their assailants to the cops.

Also in Borough Park, pouring rain did not deter two men from mugging a man as he walking on the sidewalk by holding him at gunpoint and robbing his cellphones and 200 bucks.

In Fort Greene, a man pursued another man on a citibike in a bike chase and stabbed him in the torso and punched him.

Also in Fort Greene, a man held up another man at knifepoint and robbed $200 off him.

Again in Fort Greene at the Lafayette Ave. Station, a man ripped a cellphone out of another man’s hand on the C train and split.

And again in Fort Greene, two men held up a parking garage attendant at gunpoint and robbed a rental car.

And again in Fort Greene, a man ambushed a couple and held them up at knifepoint and bailed when they had no money to give them.

In Clinton Hill, a man broke into a storage unit and robbed a bunch of woodwind and percussion instruments worth about 30 grand.

Also in Clinton Hill, a man pummeled his father during a domestic dispute.

In Boerum Hill, two men held up a newsstand operator with a knife and robbed stacks of scratch lottery tickets worth $1,400.

Also in Boerum Hill, a man driving drunk ran over and killed a 64-year-old woman with his car while she was crossing the street.

Again in Boerum Hill, a man got caught trying to steal a washer-dryer machine from an apartment building.

In DUMBO, two men broke into an upscale pizzeria and stole over $200 worth of booze.

Also in DUMBO, a woman got grifted by a man who feigned to be a ConEd worker who threatened to shut her business’s power off if she didn’t transfer $3,850 in bitcoin to him.

In New Lots, a man got surrounded by three men in an apartment building lobby and got held up at gunpoint and knifepoint and was robbed of $1,800 and a few cellphones and then the victim found his tires slashed after the mugging.

In Williamsburg, a synagogue managed to clandestinely hold a wedding attended by 7000 people even though they are next to a firehouse and the FDNY have the authority to enforce state and city pandemic guideline restrictions to stop indoor gatherings of more than 15 people. The neighboring fire department decided to treat the event with insouciance and proffered that it’s against their guidelines to inform on their neighbors.

The city fined the synagogue $15,000, amounting to $2.50 for every person that attended. de Blasio dismissed journalists questions about the city’s insouciance of the brazen clustered event by noting what a big city we live in. Following the city’s feeble slap on the wrist fine, another heavily attended post-wedding reception at a shul that flaunted pandemic protocols occurred nearby without repression by authorities thanks to de Blasio’s endorsement.

Then another massive gathering of 7,000 people from the same Satmar community showed up to a funeral that for some fucking reason the city was not cognizant that it was even going down.

On the Williamsburg Bridge, a man on the J train was being an obstinate vector dick when other commuters were telling him to put on a face mask and he refused to. After being unreasonable and making lame ass excuses, he got shamed into going into the next train car to spread his pompous microbes.

Bronx

In Claremont, two newborn twin baby boys were found abandoned and dead wrapped in blue wrapper and a garbage bag on the ground in an alley behind an apartment building.

Also in Claremont, an 85-year-old man was shoved to the pavement by a woman who stole 7 bucks from him while she pinned him to the ground.

In Mount Eden, a man got shot to death in his car in broad daylight at point blank range by his assailant who came out of another vehicle nearby.

Also in Mount Eden, a 15-year-old boy and and a 15-year-old girl colluded to brutally beat and murder a woman at her apartment building after the victim distributed sexual photos of the girl on her social media account. Another boy who beat the woman with a cane got arrested for his involvement with the murder after his parents told him to turn himself in.

Again in Mount Eden, a man wearing a skull face mask shot at people on the street and blasted another round off before going inside a bodega. 

And again in Mount Eden, a man shot at two men and a 16-year-old boy in front of a train station on the Concourse in broad daylight. 

And again in Mount Eden, a woman attacked an 85-year-old man who was walking by her on the sidewalk and pushed him down to the pavement and stole 7 bucks from him.

And again in Mount Eden, a man got killed when he got run over by a car as he was lying down on middle of the street.

In Williamsbridge, a 72-year-old man got killed by a hit and run driver that ran him over while he was in the crosswalk and left him for dead, then got hit by another car when the driver didn’t see him lying on the road.

In Melrose, three men were shot at while hanging out on a street corner smoking cigarettes.

In Eastchester, a man stabbed a woman to death inside a motel room.

In Morrisania, two men got shot on their legs on the street.

In Concourse Village, a man got hit in the arm by a stray bullet while standing on the sidewalk.

In Morris Park, a man walked to a hospital after getting shot in the hand, then buttoned his lip when cops asked who shot him.

In Mott Haven, two men got shot on the grounds at the Mill Brook Houses.

Also in Mott Haven, a man crashed into a truck while riding his bike and died from his injuries.

Again in Mott Haven, a 71-year-old man got killed by a hit-and-run truck driver while on the crosswalk.

And again in Mott Haven, a man got shot in the leg following an argument on a street corner.

And again in Mott Haven, a man stabbed another man to death and slashed his girlfriend in the arm following an argument and threatening his target’s life on the street. The assailant was found to be acting in self-defense and got acquitted.

In the South Bronx, a man broke into an 89-year-old woman’s apartment at 2:30 in the morning and held her down on her bed and robbed 100 bucks from her.

Also in the South Bronx, three men got shot in the middle of a block.

In Soundview, a woman driving drunk killed a man by running him over with her car as he was riding a moped after he rode it on the sidewalk and went on the road.

Also in Soundview, a man got shot in the ass on the grounds of the Sotomoyer Houses.

Again in Soundview, a 13-year-old girl got shot in the knee from a man who shot at a group of men sitting on benches at the James Monroe houses right when she was saying goodnight to her boyfriend.

And again in Soundview, a man got killed when he got hit by a minivan while jaywalking.

And again in Soundview, a man got shot in the thumb when he got ambushed by two men trying to rob him after expecting to meet a pot dealer he wanted to score weed from an arrangement on social media.

And again in Soundview, a man got shot to death in a hallway of an apartment building following a fight over a woman with his assailant.

And again in Soundview, a man got beat down and also shot at when a gang of over 10 men attacked him by the Sotomoyer Houses and also beat up his son who tried to defend him.

And again in Soundview, a man fired shots at a parked car while riding a motorcycle and missed his mark.

In University Heights, two men both got shot in their backs following a heated dispute with two other men on the street.

In Wakefield, a 67-year-old man was stabbed to death inside his basement studio apartment.

In Fordham Manor, a man got shot to death on the street from a blast to his chest.

Also in Fordham Manor, a man got murdered on the street from a drive-by shooting.

In Belmont, a 17-year-old boy got shot in the leg engaging in a shootout with a couple other teenagers.

Also in Belmont, a 59-year-old woman was found dead with her neck strangled with a USB cord and a plastic bag over her head in the basement of her apartment. Her son, who left his girlfriend and their child behind in Florida, is suspected in the murder.

In Kingsbridge, NYC sheriffs raided a warehouse hookah party attended by 125 people and arrested four people who promoted it.

In Co-Op City, a 17-year-old boy got shot in the chest from a stray bullet while hanging out by the Bronx River.

In Edenwald, a man wanted for shooting a state trooper (named John Lennon) and stealing a car in Cape Cod got into a shootout with U.S. Marshals in a apartment building he tried to hide in and fired at them immediately when they were let inside the apartment by a resident. The fugitive died and two marshals got hit during the fusillade exchange.

In Morris Heights, a woman running a smoke shop got held at gunpoint twice by the same man in a little over a week. The first time he robbed her store, the thief sticks his gun at her and although she complies and gives him the money, he reaches through the protective plastic to rifle through the register to grab more cash. The second time the woman recognized him and resisted at first and then the two crooks went behind the counter.

While one of thugs grabbed her and dragged her on the floor, his accomplice jumped over her frightened 5-year-old daughter and stole the tray from the register containing $700 as she ran and watched her mother get dragged outside by the recidivist bastard. Her Motherhas not been able to pay rent for her struggling small business since the virus hit the city in March.

In Concourse Village, a man got shot to death in a hallway inside an apartment building.

In Throggs Neck, a massive fire engulfed three apartment buildings and left 19 people homeless and injured two firemen.

Also in Throggs Neck, an off-duty cop showed up to work stinking drunk.

In Foxhurst, an argument between two men on the street at a bus stop escalated when one of the men shot the other in the leg.

In Pelham Parkway, an off-duty cop crashed his car into an other car on the Bruckner Expressway while driving drunk, injuring two people in the vehicle he rammed.

In Van Nest, a man indicted for robbing a jewelry store of $500,000 worth of merchandise back in June is still on the lam following a virtual court hearing in October.

In City Island, an off-duty cop brutally beat down his wife during a domestic dispute at their home.

In Bedford Park, a woman got onto an empty city bus and the driver drove to a secluded spot and then molested her.

In Concourse Village, a man got shot to death with a blast to in a hallway at his apartment building.

Also in Concourse Village, a man grabbed a woman from behind inside a deli as she was making a purchase and robbed 25 bucks off her.

In Norwood, a dead man’s decomposed body was found by trees on a golf course.

In Highbridge, a man shot another man in the groin to settle an argument on the street.

In Melrose, a livery cab driver crashed into a fire engine that was responding to an emergency call, injuring all passengers.

In Marble Hill, a 10-year-old boy was found alone in an apartment on fire on the 7th floor and rescued by the FDNY.

In Castle Hill, a dump truck toppled over and spilled a ton of asphalt on the Bruckner Expressway. Praise Jehovah that it wasn’t toxic lime green paint for bike lanes.

In Hunts Point, a fight club event in a warehouse attended by 200 people in violation of pandemic guidelines got raided by the cops. Two promoters and eight other people were arrested and two loaded guns were found on the premises .

Staten Island

In Clifton, a man in a white SUV shot at a group of men hanging out in front of an apartment building during a drive-by and a stray bullet hit a woman in the head while she was standing in the lobby with her daughter and a friend of hers. The woman died a week later after being taken off life support. Frustrated residents of the Park Hill Apartments has witnessed an uptick of violence, gatherings and loitering stemming from heavy drug dealing activity. 

In Tompkinsville, a man got stabbed to death behind the wheel of his minivan by a man he was smoking crack with who attacked him when he didn’t have 10 bucks to pay him for the drugs. The victim previously served time for killing a 16-year-old boy in a hit-and-run while fleeing assailants shooting at him and was scheduled for a court hearing from an arrest after he stabbed a man with screwdriver. He was permitted release from jail because of pandemic protocols.

In Arrochar, a man filming a rap video in a parking lot got disrupted by two men who rolled up in a car and shot him after confronting the rapper.

In Great Kills, a man broke into a bagel shop/deli by kicking through a wall of another store and robbed it of $30,000 as the rash of eatery burglaries continues in Shaolin.

In Port Richmond, two men broke into a man’s house and shot him while trying to steal his property.

In Rosebank, two men held up a cellphone store at gunpoint and robbed it of $800 and a worker’s wallet and necklace.

In New Brighton, two men were caught in possession of illegal guns and ammunition during two traffic stops.

Also in New Brighton, a man was found walking in the middle of the street in traffic with a loaded gun in his hand.

In Mariners Harbor, a man got pinched by the cops who found him behind his apartment building possessing an loaded gun.

Also in Mariners Harbor, a man got caught with a loaded gun in his car after cops pulled him over for running a red light.

In Donegan Hills, a man got critically injured when he got hit by car while crossing the street and got hit by an SUV driving alongside from the impact.

Also in Donegan Hills, a bagel shop owner got into a row with two cops who were hanging out by his store in their unmarked patrol car and were making disruptive noises and harassing him and his family. Then the cops threatened to arrest the man and their backup arrived and they all roughed him up and brought him to the precinct.

In Port Richmond, a woman got pushed down a flight of stairs by a man following an exchange of money and he decided to stiff her for 10 bucks.

Also in Port Richmond, a trend of home invasion burglaries are being committed by crooks feigning to be utility company repairmen targeting elderly residents.

Again in Port Richmond, a man who beat up another man with a metal pipe following an argument was found in possession of a makeshift shotgun and ammunition after cops arrested him for the assault.

And again in Port Richmond, a man held up a woman at gunpoint and robbed her purse on the sidewalk and broke her cellphone.

In St. George, a man walking home after picking up Chinese takeout got ambushed by three men and got smacked around and held up at knifepoint and robbed his food.

In Seaview, a man shot another man three times inside his apartment.

In Tompkinsville, a man got busted for drug dealing by undercover cops when a bag of smack fell from his pants pocket.

In Stapleton, a man easily stole a car left unattended and with the keys in the ignition while the owner was inside a deli.

A woman was found dead floating in the water by the Verazzano Bridge.

In New Dorp, a man got killed when he got hit by a bus crossing the street with a red light.

Also in In Grant City, a bar co-owner got arrested by NYC sheriffs for serving drinks and food without masks while holding a one man army protest against New York State’s pandemic protocols and COVID zone designations by declaring the property of his business as an “autonomous zone”.  After he got arrested, S.I. residents and a sect of the right-wing activist group the Proud Boys showed up with American and Blue Lives Matter flags to rally in solidarity behind the bar.

A few days after the night rally, the bar co-owner continued to defy the pandemic  guidelines and regulations. Then he got confronted by the NYC Sheriffs officers after he closed and ran away from them, got in his jeep and proceeded to run over one of the deputies and drove a few blocks with the cop on the hood. The leisure revolutionary wound up getting caught and arrested and immediately released on his own recognizance after charges for resisting arrest, reckless driving menacing and vehicular assault for intentionally injuring a police officer.

The contrasts between between the two protest demonstrations after election day and the public assembly for this hole in the wall bar in Staten Island and the response by authorities are blatantly and stunningly egregious. This mild-mannered maniac proprietor/bartender runs over a cop and gets released in a day while people marching on the streets in the Villages gets subjected to ultraviolence from the NYPD for even a an accidental nudge to an officer. Plus the fact that this bartender wouldn’t have got away with this unscathed or even still be alive if he was a Black or Latino bartender.

Then there are the hundreds of S.I. residents (and some visitors from nearby states) clustering on a street in solidarity for the bar while standing on top of sheriff patrol cars and the most Commissioner Shea sends are four or five cops to guard Mac’s door for a few hours. No choppers, no pepper spray, no bike cops, no MOVE BACK MOVE BACK.

Mayor de Blasio’s doesn’t even has an answer for this. More likely he thinks the revolution in Staten Island is going to fade away if he doesn’t mention it. Just like all that police brutality he continues to ignore. Just like the stealth mass gathering events arranged by the Satmar communities in Brooklyn. All these indications of contagion that are in his face (and everyone else’s) even while speakeasy raves and bottle parties are getting repressed throughout the boroughs.

Then the mayor has the audacity to chastise parents for being too cautious sending their kids back to school even though a lot of them can’t, like the mother running small her business on the brink of bankruptcy in the Bronx. Yet some kook bartender is running a revolution in plain sight while co-opting the antifa-like tactics of political movements that he the Blaz ideologically agrees with.

Something stinks to high hell about all of this. To be continued in the next episode in Impunity City.

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The New York City Lockdown Follies

Starring: The Punk Ass and The Dumb Ass

New Normal, New York

The recent announcement of the lockdown of the city schools and it’s undetermined re-opening coinciding with the marginal rise of coronavirus infections among the citizenry has led to a veritable collision of worlds involving our two executive officials of the state and city of New York, Andrew Cuomo and Bill de Blasio; exposing again the depthless void of partnership  between the two men and their administrations and the back and forth deferring of accountability regarding the economic and societal impacts that are being disrupted by the pandemic.

Beginning with the megalomaniac tin horn autocrat in Albany.

Immediately after fielding the first question from reporter Jimmy Vikeland about imminent public school closings in New York City based on the ague vagaries of Cuomo’s color coated area datas where COVID-19 is mostly spread to reinforce restrictions, the governor’s eyes bulged and accused the intrepid reporter of speaking untoward him with an “obnoxious tone” which the insecure governor reciprocated  with his trademark condescending tone and proceeded to spew a fusillade of condescending retorts and juvenile mimicries to go along with his indignant accusations against Vikeland’s credibility. When another reporter got rightly offended with how he insulted Vikeland, Cuomo let him and his constituency know that he doesn’t give a shit what he thinks about the press’s questions regarding his pandemic policy.

Cuomo continued to respond to other reporters with self-righteous indignation and unadulterated hubris because they wouldn’t accept his gaslighting as gospel, considering that the luvguv knew that Mayor de Blasio was going to close the schools the very second that the 3% infection threshold was achieved. This outburst was a total 180 degree turn from the measured and more informed response about the closings that Cuomo said a few days earlier when he pointed out that if the infection rates were low in the schools compared to the test results from the general population, it wouldn’t justify the closures and he mused that schools could be a safer environment from contagion than being at home. Which makes Cuomo’s sudden adamant tantrum about the city shutting down the schools so full of shit because he has the power to shut down the schools which he did when the virus first took hold of the city.

Another thing which makes his freak out suspect is that he has ruled New York with a paternalistic iron fist since Albany gave him his unquestioned emergency executive powers back in March. But suddenly with the schools he has been doing his damnest to disassociate himself from them, preferring to let Mayor de Blasio handle them.  Plus Cuomo was actually told by de Blasio that he decided to shut down the schools before he held his press conference and subsequent tirade and blatantly misinforming the press of his knowledge.

The worst thing about this disgraceful display and his inner contempt towards the press that wasn’t executed by the exiting POTUS is that Cuomo is continuing to exploit the social distancing protocols against the press trying to make him accountable for his policy decisions (or in this case, his non-decision). The governor/biographer is fortunate he has to deal with professionals with limited access and time to be around him while the pandemic is having a resurgence. He may not be so lucky when the vaccines are approved and the six feet barricades and face mask rules get rescinded, because Cuomo is due for another verbal lashing…

As for the worst mayor of NYC and any other city in the last century, the way de Blaz condescends to the press inquiring about his COVID responses is comparably polite. Instead of yelling at reporters he meekly dismisses their questions with deflections and brazen lies. And because of the pandemic guidelines, he doesn’t even convey any effort when he gaslights them about his policies because he won’t let the press do their jobs in the same room with him and they can only access him and ask questions over the phone.

And the Blaz actually has valid reason to be standoffish, the list of how he royally fucked up the pandemic response would result in a scroll that would transverse the planet about 3 times (going with the 3% lockdown measure theme here). But regarding the schools, de Blasio, along with his comic relief DOE Commissioner Carranza, were screwing around for months planning the new school year to adjust for the pandemic.

His rollout of the remote learning program was and continues to be a disaster, especially for the poor and homeless children with the distribution of faulty computer pads forcing them to rely on the tiny screens of cellphones to learn. That’s if they even get reception for it, being that these lower area median income neighborhoods don’t have free wifi.

After a few weeks of delays, the schools have been open and the blended learning program seem to be working until the weather got chillier and positive cases began to rise. Predictably de Blasio waited till the last second to warn parents about shutting down the whole system as he did when he kept rescheduling opening the schools at the start. Even though most school buildings didn’t have enough ventilation to prevent the contagion and the cap to make partial opening work was set low at 3% even though CDC regs and Cuomo set it at 5%. plus the inevitability of cases rising again when the weather got colder and of stupid selfish people gathering maskless in clusters, which continued to happen across the city. Then the 3% threshold hit and the Blaz closed them down for an indeterminate amount of time with Cuomo’s hands off blessing, collectively pissing off parents and teachers after a little over a month of utter incompetent leadership and shoddy services.

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The interesting thing about the Blaz insistence to have kids return to schools for in person learning is that he made it an issue that he was the only mayor in the nation to attempt this. It still seems that he’s still obsessed with being some kind of national figure than governing the city he was elected to run. Twice. And the chaotic logistics behind the schools reopening and reclosing truly conveys a mission supervised by other interests and distractions.

And it definitely applies to Cuomo too with his pressers, because his belligerence with the NYC press is just a withdrawal symptom after getting months of fawning butt massaging praise and unconditional (and maladjusted) worship from the corporate news press (which includes his little brother), celebrities and social media for being an alleged alternative resource against COVID information coming from the Trump administration even though Cuomo refused to meet with Trump’s health commissioner 17 times when called for emergency meetings regarding the virus. So Cuomo had 17 chances to yell and make condescending snide insults at Trump and Health Secretary Azir about his expertise to their faces on handling the pandemic like he did to these reporters and chose not to. Pussy.

Even after that the senseless praise for Cuomo continued as he rejected vaccines that are almost ready because it was made possible from Trump’s warp speed initiative. Of course the worst aspect about Cuomo and his rock star status is that it translated into an autobiography he remarkably found time to write an autobiography of how he handled the virus that is still spreading and an International Emmy Award that was made up out of the blue.

It’s understandable why Cuomo and de Blasio are being so difficult and so vague governing this crisis, because it’s just a reaction how they initially fucked up against the novel coronavirus when they both dillydallied and were at loggerheads with shutting down the city in March and continued to be at loggerheads in the ensuing months. But now they are finally in sync (so it seems) with the new lockdown as the holidays approach.

Although it’s imperative to implement these lock downs and restrictions now because of the rapid rise of covid infections, the governor and the mayor’s horrendous lack of correspondence and cohesion and their proclivity for gaslighting about their policies  and data while dismissing accountability for them has manifested a universal reaction of no confidence and universal contempt and ridicule from the citizens of New York City, who all really have no choice but to deal with these regulations and these two incompetent and insufferable megalomaniacs and deal with their shitshow follies.

Remotely of course.

Cuomo’s COVID Comedy Is Not Pretty

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Governor Andrew Cuomo  has been in quite a blue mood lately. Although it’s not over New York elected officials bipartisan calls and congressional and senate demands from DC calling for an independent investigation into the motives behind his mandate demanding nursing homes accept COVID19 patients and the immunity law he gave the owners and financial holders of them. It’s also not over the MTA’s running out of funding to maintain and operate the transit system to go along with maniacs breaking train windows for the fuck of it. It’s also not over the mass exodus of the state’s richest people from the big hollow apple and especially those he’s groveling to so they stay put…

No it’s all these young and youngish adults who are flouting the pandemic protocols he put in place back in April (which he did very late) that mandated mask wearing and social distancing while shopping indoors and mingling outside at bars and restaurants. Even though this consensus flouting as been going on since the outbreak began and reaching the tipping point in summer’s eve with people partying down on an Astoria street, Cuomo decided that the only way he could get the narrative through to these maskless party obsessive punks would be through, um, comedy.

Now Cuomo is the last person who should delve into this genre, although as his massive ego and megalomania plainly shows, it’s safe to say that he probably thinks he knows funny more than anyone else who happens to be in his surroundings. Even that COVID 19 mountain grave poster he commissioned to make and is selling now has little side jokes (the boyfriend cliff).

What’s truly interesting about Cuomo’s sudden interest in resorting to humor is that because of his emergency executive powers that Albany’s legislators gave him in order to prevent contagion to keep the curve going back up the mountain is that he won’t let people who are actually funny and rely on comedy for their livelihoods do their jobs:

Witness this from the Queens Chronicle:

Customers at outside restaurants and bars can enjoy live music with their meal as long as the operators can produce appropriate State Liquor Authority certification and can keep at least a 12-foot distance between performers and the audience. Comedy shows, which can also accommodate those metrics, are not extended that right, however.

“Restaurants and other on premises food and beverage establishments that have a license through the SLA are only allowed to offer on-premise music if their license certificate specifically allows for such activity … All other forms of live entertainment, such as exotic dancing,s comedy shows, etc., are not permissible currently regardless of phase,” read the state Phase 3 and 4 guidelines for Licensed On-Premises Establishments.

A spokesperson for the Empire State Development Corp. said that comedy shows, whether indoor or outdoor, are considered high-risk gatherings. The state is concerned that they would create an environment that encourages mingling and congestion, resulting in spread of COVID-19.

“Comedians should be up in arms about this bizarre, explicit distinction. So musical comedy would be okay?” Kambri Crews, owner of comedy club QED, wrote in an Aug. 13 tweet.

Like many other comedy clubs, the Astoria cafe had been operating outdoors in accordance with respective Department of Health dining guidance — patrons should not be standing unless for necessary reasons, standing customers should wear face coverings and that 6-foot distance measures should be respected. In early July, the SLA rescinded that right.

“What comedy show have you been to where people are standing around and milling about?” said Crews, who told the Chroncile she’d happily accommodate any SLA restrictions, such as not selling alcohol, if it meant she could resume operations.

When asked if the distinction between live music shows at restaurants and live comedy performances at clubs lay in the guests’ incentive for gathering, the Empire State Development Corp. spokesperson said, “Music is ancillary to the meal.”

I don’t want to obsess that long on what a moronic statement that spokesman said, because I’ve been to plenty of clubs and concerts and I never had a hankering to chow down on something, but drinking is usually either required and expected during a stand up comic’s show. And Cuomo has been sending his SLA agents to shut down bars with the efficacy of how the Matrix deployed duplicate Agent Smiths after Keanau Reeves, but that’s another long story that needs to be thoroughly investigated and told, because I think the issue here is the state of comedy in New Normal, New York and in COVID-19 America. And it’s not fucking pretty.

Back in May, the NY Daily News profiled a young comedian who was doing parodies of Governor Cuomo’s daily COVID-19 briefings on her social media accounts. Taking after (or stealing from) an overnight sensation novice comedian (and former tech drone) Sarah Cooper’s twitter vids mocking Donald Trump’s interviews and statements by lip synching them, Maria de Cotis lip synched some clips of Cuomo’s pressers that immediately went viral, getting tons of hits and also praise for her satires on the suddenly immensely popular governor, mimicking personal and familial anecdotes and charming banter with the press.

Being a fan of comedy, especially satire, and with a social media account of my own, I felt a sudden urge to aide Ms. de Cotis.

 

So I clicked the link of her tweet video and I made some suggestions how she can get even more viral and huge by mimicking other videos from his daily briefings that were instantly available from attachments to stories and links from the New York Post that were related the serious subject matter of his policies that he wasn’t getting national fame for, the manipulating of rising mortality rates in nursing homes.

Now I’m not much of an influencer, well, I’m actually not an influencer, my blog only gets about 10-20 hits a day and I have under 400 followers on the twitter, so I didn’t expect her to take my advice. My clear intent was to disrupt the awful narrative that Governor Cuomo is some sort of hero of the pandemic when his dawdling from shutting down the state cost over 25,000 New Yorker’s lives. And also that Maria here can expand her repertoire with some dark, sardonic humor about this tragedy.

Alas, it was not to be. Because minutes later this happened:

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I have tweeted at celebrities before challenging their views and opinions but they usually and naturally go ignored. And I’ve been blocked on the Twitter before by regular people, but this was the swiftest that I ever been cancelled by an account. A (quasi) celebrity account too. And it really wasn’t that hard to deduce.

This funny lady (according to her profession) has recently acquired some fame and celebrity likes for her lyp sync and satirical characterization of the most famous Governor in the USA #MatildasSon Andrew Cuomo. I saw all the videos when I had the chance, and all she did was goof on the segments from the briefings when he talked about his daughter.  And as shown above, I suggested she would probably get more raves if she lipsync clips of Cuomo talking about his handling of the nursing homes which is getting a lot of critical scrutiny. And all the videos were available on all the links I provided.


Maybe DeCotis doesn’t do satire that’s acerbic or dark, maybe that’s not her thing, but apparently, she does satire that’s government approved. Or in this case, Cuomo approved. Because in her videos, she not only links Cuomo’s government account but also his personal account @andrewcuomo

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The only thing missing from that “comedian”s videos was the excelsior emblem. All of her video tweets have both of Cuomo’s accounts. Something tells me that this woman could have got commissioned to be a jester for King Andrew’s court. While the “LuvGuv” can keep tabs on his detractors. Zoiks.

Which brings us to Cuomo’s latest resort to comedy derived policy making. As the chillier weather and flu season of Autumn nears and with reports of college students  getting infected after attending crowd cluster homecoming ragers and park ravers, he gave his celebrity brah Paul Rudd, star of “Clueless” and creator of the sharp comedy about traveling van catering waiters “Party Down”, a call and make a humorous PSA loaded with that snark humor that millenials and Gen Z appreciate so much and view on their $1,000 cellphones.

 

Rudd gives it all he got here, from the hipster pube beard and upscale hoodie, headphones and skateboard accessories while going off at the mouth with heavily misused social media jargon, but it just falls flat. Especially when the bit comes to a halt when he pleads with the target demographic to don the masks and show respect, which negated everything that was mildly amusing in the video in the first 60 second as Mr. Rudd descends into another middle aged man desperately trying to connect today’s youth that will surely won’t listen. The saddest thing about this is not the wasted effort in this video but the fact that Governor Cuomo basically summoned Rudd to produce this mess. Again spending New Yorker’s tax dollars to hire another jester at his whim.

To paraphrase the immortal saint of comedy Bill Hicks, government monitored and approved humor will always suck. And government integrated comedy is surely worse, as manifested recently at Gotham Comedy club when Chuck Schumer grabbed the mic from Jerry Seinfeld to tell a shitty joke during a charity fundraiser. (And shouldn’t Gotham have their liquor licensed revoked for having a joke being told, which is against COVID guidelines?)

But there is a reason why comedy performance is considered (and mandated) as a potential contagion hazard by the Governor, and that’s because comedy is capable of reverting the authoritative narrative and constructs of the establishment and is capable of bringing truth to power as or even more effectively than the hardest hitting muckraking journalism could. Imagine if a funny person with a gig at a club like the Comedy Cellar going off for an hour with jokes about the police states and the obscene redistribution of wealth that are simultaneously blossoming during this pandemic and gilded age coinciding with a depression and about the politicians of today who are doing a horrendous job serving their constituents with conflicting and suppressing pandemic guidelines while assuring their moneyed donors they will be well protected. The last thing people with power want is someone getting on a stage with solid comic material that excoriates the system induced by this pandemic and going viral with it.  That’s the kind of super spread that Cuomo is just as worried about. Maybe more.

As Herschel Krustofsky illustrates and as the legacies of Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, George Carlin and Bill Hicks has validated, the best and funniest comedy besides the jokes is when it challenges the status quo and points out the inherent absurdity of it. It confronts taboos and turns them inwards rendering them irrelevant. It exposes the truth behind the lies and opens up minds that hear it, subjecting the creators and defenders of those lies  to the ridicule they all deserve. Sadly, thanks to the likes of Paul Rudd and Maria DeCotis, all of that endemic graft and corruption is going to continue unblemished.

Speaking of Ms. DeCotis, I wonder how she has progressed as a comic since she went viral months ago.

I guess I will never know. And apparently, it’s very essential that I better not.

The last time I heard Andrew Cuomo make something resembling a joke was just days before he was going to end his COVID daily briefing afternoon variety show; he rang the bell at the New York Stock Exchange and flippantly remarked that 73 people who succumbed to coronavirus that day as “good news”. And topped it off diminishing those people that died with a tone deaf observation by describing it as the “absurd reality” “we” all live in.  The reality the ersatz King Cuomo exacerbated with his criminally absurd and negligent decisions while trying to normalize vapid acceptance by marginalizing the deaths of over dozens of people because of the vast amount that died and got stored in trailers before those 73 victims in a short amount of time.

No wonder he needs comedy to salve his sorry leadership and the general lack of respect for him from young adult and certifiable young New Yorkers. And to salvage his certifiable royal fuckups.