2022 in New York Fucking City turned out to be another banner year of high felony crimes and misdemeanors. While murders and shootings went down slightly from getting thousands of guns off the streets, every other major index crime skyrocketed. The biggest gains were opportunity crimes like petty and grand larceny, burglary and auto theft … Continue reading New Bad Days 101: This Is Also Hochulstopia
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New Bad Days 99: Bodega Worker Kills A Man In Self Defense And Winds Up Incarcerated; Mentally Disturbed Man Gets Shot Down Execution Style By Cops Following His Threats To Mayor Adams And Governor Hochul; Cops Get Rained On With Bottles By Rowdy Revelers Defending Their Gun Toting Friend; Juvenile Delinquents Battle Cops Trying To Stop Them From Free NYC Transit Rides; Citibikes, E-bikes And Illegal Motor Scooters Become Ever More Reliable For Gun Violence, Muggings And Gropings; More E-Bike Battery Explosions Producing More Death and Housing Destruction And Displacement; Traffic Violence Psychos Weaponize Cars To Take Down A Traffic Cop And To Mug A Deli Worker; Fugitive On The Run From Cops Takes A Leap Off The Elevated Train To A Roof To Dodge Them; Third Wall Cracks On Law And Order TV Show As A Crew Member Gets Assassinated During An Episode Production; Homeless Man Stabs Three Fellow Homeless Men Sleeping Rough On The Ground And On Benches As More Wandering Mentally Ill People Abandoned By The City Continue To Randomly Attack Citizens: Illegal ATV And Dirtbike Rider Convoys Multiply, Accelerate And Dominate The Streets And Sidewalks While All Major Index Crimes Has A Historic Re-ascendance
Previously on this blog, Mayor Eric Adams took (some more) time off his duties as mayor to act as a tour guide for a bunch of students where he called himself the greatest mayor in the world. In the days following that, more cops retired from the force leading the NYPD to take desperate measures … Continue reading New Bad Days 99: Bodega Worker Kills A Man In Self Defense And Winds Up Incarcerated; Mentally Disturbed Man Gets Shot Down Execution Style By Cops Following His Threats To Mayor Adams And Governor Hochul; Cops Get Rained On With Bottles By Rowdy Revelers Defending Their Gun Toting Friend; Juvenile Delinquents Battle Cops Trying To Stop Them From Free NYC Transit Rides; Citibikes, E-bikes And Illegal Motor Scooters Become Ever More Reliable For Gun Violence, Muggings And Gropings; More E-Bike Battery Explosions Producing More Death and Housing Destruction And Displacement; Traffic Violence Psychos Weaponize Cars To Take Down A Traffic Cop And To Mug A Deli Worker; Fugitive On The Run From Cops Takes A Leap Off The Elevated Train To A Roof To Dodge Them; Third Wall Cracks On Law And Order TV Show As A Crew Member Gets Assassinated During An Episode Production; Homeless Man Stabs Three Fellow Homeless Men Sleeping Rough On The Ground And On Benches As More Wandering Mentally Ill People Abandoned By The City Continue To Randomly Attack Citizens: Illegal ATV And Dirtbike Rider Convoys Multiply, Accelerate And Dominate The Streets And Sidewalks While All Major Index Crimes Has A Historic Re-ascendance
New Bad Days 95: Mayor Adams And Commissioner Sewell Breaking Windows Revival Too Slow To Stop Rampant City Wide Crime Momentum And Fails To Strike Fear Into Recidivists And Gangbangers; Transgender Woman Kills His Third Girlfriend, Chops Her To Pieces And Leaves Her Dismembered On The Streets; Squatters Airbnb Scheme Ruined By Triple Shooting By House They Were Hosting In; Father And Son Pizzeria Owners Deliver Justice To Stop Two Muggers While Getting Stabbed; Gangbanger Fucks Up Drive By And Murders A Pre-Teen Boy Instead; Man Fucks Up Hit On Another Man By Shooting A Toddler At A Pre-K; Mayor Adams Destroys Homeless Encampments Despite No Quality Alternatives For Homeless People; Gang Beats Down App Food Delivery Guy At Order Destination; Central Park Has Become A Target For Arson; Muggings And Violence Escalate At Busy Fast Food Restaurants; Motorcycle Gang Lynches And Robs Father And Son Following Traffic Accident; Fancy Restaurant Shanty Flames Up; East Village Bodega Suffers Months Of Harassment By Teenage Punks; Tourist Comes To NYC To Continue Serial Killing Spree Of Homeless People; Man Resists Arrest While Beating Cops; Grand Theft Auto Reports Reach A Higher Plateau Along With Shootings, Larcenies, Slashings, Muggings Of Elderly People, Desperate And Wanton Shoplifting, Building Fires, Random Attacks And Teenage Criminal Mischief
With crime still continuing precipitous rises in every category in February and in the last remaining weeks of winter in March, Mayor Eric Adams and Commissioner Keechant Sewell announced their long awaited rollout of the new rebranded anti-crime street patrol "neighborhood safety" units in 25 precincts in the five boroughs (well actually 4, because Staten … Continue reading New Bad Days 95: Mayor Adams And Commissioner Sewell Breaking Windows Revival Too Slow To Stop Rampant City Wide Crime Momentum And Fails To Strike Fear Into Recidivists And Gangbangers; Transgender Woman Kills His Third Girlfriend, Chops Her To Pieces And Leaves Her Dismembered On The Streets; Squatters Airbnb Scheme Ruined By Triple Shooting By House They Were Hosting In; Father And Son Pizzeria Owners Deliver Justice To Stop Two Muggers While Getting Stabbed; Gangbanger Fucks Up Drive By And Murders A Pre-Teen Boy Instead; Man Fucks Up Hit On Another Man By Shooting A Toddler At A Pre-K; Mayor Adams Destroys Homeless Encampments Despite No Quality Alternatives For Homeless People; Gang Beats Down App Food Delivery Guy At Order Destination; Central Park Has Become A Target For Arson; Muggings And Violence Escalate At Busy Fast Food Restaurants; Motorcycle Gang Lynches And Robs Father And Son Following Traffic Accident; Fancy Restaurant Shanty Flames Up; East Village Bodega Suffers Months Of Harassment By Teenage Punks; Tourist Comes To NYC To Continue Serial Killing Spree Of Homeless People; Man Resists Arrest While Beating Cops; Grand Theft Auto Reports Reach A Higher Plateau Along With Shootings, Larcenies, Slashings, Muggings Of Elderly People, Desperate And Wanton Shoplifting, Building Fires, Random Attacks And Teenage Criminal Mischief
New Bad Days 85: May Flowers Bloom With Ultraviolence In The Subway And Bullets Flying Everywhere; A Gang Initiation Ritual Transit Commute Leaves 4 Straphangers With Stitches; Gangbangers Engage In Wild West Evocations With Daylight Shootouts; Citizen Israelis And Palestinians Go Wild During Competing Midtown Protests, Leading To Blowback Extraneous Altercations And Vandalism In Other Boroughs; NYPD Doesn’t Bother To Put A Cop On Post For Woman With Order Of Protection Against Ex Boyfriend Who Lives In Same Building And She Winds Up Murdered By Him; Mentally Mad Men Continue To Wander The Streets Attacking Other Men, Women And Children; Two Women Killed Themselves Trying To Hop Buildings; Washington Square Transforms Into Party And Drug Ground Zero And Outdoor Insane Asylum; Two Boys Got Shot To Death In Two Gang-Related Hits; Grade School Student Dies From Getting His Skull Battered By Bullies; People Are Resorting To Fisticuffs, Guns And Knives In The Civil War For Dwindling Parking Spaces As Trends Rise In Auto Thievery And Vandalism And Continuing Gang Warfare
Mayor de Blasio's recovery for all of us since spring started has not gone as well as he planned. Because the only recovery that has occurred since the temps got higher is the recovery of felonious crimes and wanton senseless violence. None more pronounced than the steady and now daily rises in random and intentional … Continue reading New Bad Days 85: May Flowers Bloom With Ultraviolence In The Subway And Bullets Flying Everywhere; A Gang Initiation Ritual Transit Commute Leaves 4 Straphangers With Stitches; Gangbangers Engage In Wild West Evocations With Daylight Shootouts; Citizen Israelis And Palestinians Go Wild During Competing Midtown Protests, Leading To Blowback Extraneous Altercations And Vandalism In Other Boroughs; NYPD Doesn’t Bother To Put A Cop On Post For Woman With Order Of Protection Against Ex Boyfriend Who Lives In Same Building And She Winds Up Murdered By Him; Mentally Mad Men Continue To Wander The Streets Attacking Other Men, Women And Children; Two Women Killed Themselves Trying To Hop Buildings; Washington Square Transforms Into Party And Drug Ground Zero And Outdoor Insane Asylum; Two Boys Got Shot To Death In Two Gang-Related Hits; Grade School Student Dies From Getting His Skull Battered By Bullies; People Are Resorting To Fisticuffs, Guns And Knives In The Civil War For Dwindling Parking Spaces As Trends Rise In Auto Thievery And Vandalism And Continuing Gang Warfare
New Bad Days 74, NYPD ATTACKS!: Cops Integrate Social Distancing Guidelines With Mixed Martial Arts And Selectively Enforces Them Against Black And Latinx People And Then Spend A Week Oppressing And Brutalizing Black Lives Matter Protesters While Defending A Stupid Unrealistic Unenforceable Curfew And Systematic Police Brutality With Even More Brutality As Burglaries, Shootings, Auto Theft, Muggings, Slashings, Stabbings, Random Assaults, Random Molestations, Illegal Fireworks Usage, Sexual Assaults, Drag Racing, Reckless Driving, Street Fighting, Hold Ups, Murders And Homicides Increase In Stats Not Seen In Decades
During the last two months of the lockdown of the five boroughs and with a sizeable amount of cops stricken by COVID-19, home and commercial property burglaries and vehicle theft shot up in massive numbers in May as murders and robberies show higher incremental ticks. Crime in the subway made significant gains even though service … Continue reading New Bad Days 74, NYPD ATTACKS!: Cops Integrate Social Distancing Guidelines With Mixed Martial Arts And Selectively Enforces Them Against Black And Latinx People And Then Spend A Week Oppressing And Brutalizing Black Lives Matter Protesters While Defending A Stupid Unrealistic Unenforceable Curfew And Systematic Police Brutality With Even More Brutality As Burglaries, Shootings, Auto Theft, Muggings, Slashings, Stabbings, Random Assaults, Random Molestations, Illegal Fireworks Usage, Sexual Assaults, Drag Racing, Reckless Driving, Street Fighting, Hold Ups, Murders And Homicides Increase In Stats Not Seen In Decades