The fact that February is the shortest month of the year had absolutely no impact to decrease the ascension of crime rates in New York City, which have gone up every consecutive month since Bill de Blasio’s final abominable year as mayor and which Eric Adams has actually outshined his inept predecessor in only 59 days in office with an ironic 59% rise in total felonies last month. Shootings continued to happen routinely every day despite President Biden’s belated visit to NYC to attend the funeral of Wilbert Mora and also to NYPD headquarters where in a prepared speech with no press allowed inside he called for more robust efforts to curb gun violence and promised funding for law enforcement.

But just like when Biden told his donors that nothing will fundamentally change, the same applies to the rampant crime currently dominating the headlines by gun violence and uninhibited violent outbursts committed by the homeless on the subway, and also the way under reported and equally disturbing rise in auto theft and gang warfare. The disturbingly rarely available and seen Commissioner Keechant Sewell recently tried to dispel these horrific trends while projecting leadership at the same time by declaring that this city will not return to “Bad Old Days” at an event held at 1 Police Plaza   touting the arrival of tactical NYPD gun control units and collaborative subway safety teams of cops and homeless outreach workers  although she mostly directed her reassurances an audience of mostly rich elites who were invited to the event and not to the public since she banned the press from reporting on it. But at least she’s cognizant that she can’t direct a false narrative about it like the incessant desperation by urbanish tools on social media platforms to promote NYC as safe by comparing the crime stats of today to 1990. Even the notorious D.A. Alvin Bragg is finally acknowledging the reality of his own violent surroundings as his prosecuting decisions (more like lack of) as only exacerbated recidivism of habitual and remorseless criminals. Even if it took the concerns of his neighbors uptown to convince himand how nearly half of the habitual criminals released on the deformed bail laws wound up committing a crime again.

Sewell’s press bashfulness was evident even during the grand announcement of the subway safety teams but it was inconspicuous thanks to the appearance of the media glory hogs Mayor Eric Adams and Governor Kathy “Clown” Hochul summit grand event in the subway debuting their transit safety plan to bring down the homeless crisis presence, daily senseless violence, rising deaths and myriad inappropriate subway sightings with their “SOS” teams of cops, psychiatric nurses and homeless counselors (confirming the subway as the subterranean insane asylum it’s turned into these last 2 years).  Since Adams bloviating orders to curb inappropriate behavior on the trains, homeless people are still stretching out on the seats, still hauling carts and still dying in the transit system during the slow rollout of these task forces. If his wide ranging and expensive programs to bring down crime on the streets and subway doesn’t pan out, Adams is going to utterly regret calling himself the “Biden of Brooklyn” if nothing will fundamentally will change on Compstat’s monthly results. It’s already bad enough for him that he’s already proved his detractors right by being de Blasio 2.0. So he better stop fucking around with his juvenile viral video behavior and man up and be the crime fighting mayor he promised voters to be.

Manhattan

In the Lower East Side, a homeless man loitering in front of an apartment building stalked a woman going inside, grabbed the door right before it shut, then followed upstairs to her unit and attacked her inside her apartment and mercilessly stabbed her to death and left her body in a bloody pulp in her bathtub after stabbing her 40 times. When the cops arrived to investigate after getting 911 calls from neighbors hearing the victim’s screams, the killer mimicked a woman’s voice to fool them but the cops broke down the door and collared the bastard.

The indicted killer spent the last year hustling in train stations by metrocard machines which he damaged on 3 occasions back in December so he would sell swipes to people needing to get on the trains (kind of like a toll troll). When the cops nailed him breaking a machine, he tried to flee into the streets but failed. But was able to get free thanks to the bail reform laws as a judge released him. At the time of the murder the shameless recidivist and K-2 addcict  was placed on supervised release” under the bail reform law after punching a man at a train station for swiping his own card for a woman who needed to pay the fare but couldn’t because of the metrocard machine he broke.

A memorial placed for Christina Yuna Lee got destroyed twice in the weeks after her tragic death, which has led to a rise in sales of pepper spray in NYC.

Also in the Lower East Side, a woman shoplifted products from the same department store three times in four days.

In Chinatown, a homeless man bashed an elderly man in the head during a fight on the street.

Also in Chinatown at the Canal St. Station, a man randomly attacked another man and stabbed him in the arm on the 6 train.

In Harlem, an off-duty cop attending a memorial for a resident at the Manhattanville Houses confronted two boys who he caught possessing a gun and one of them shot him in the foot.

Also in Harlem, a man smacked his ex-girlfriend and snatched her cellphone out of her hands during a domestic dispute after she kicked him out her apartment. Both are off-duty cops.

Again in Harlem, a woman and and a 2-year-old  girl got attacked and bitten by two pit bulls owned by a woman who couldn’t control them.

And again in Harlem, a man approached another man and shot him in the middle of the street. The victim survived the point blank murder attempt.

And again in Harlem, a man walking on the sidewalk took out his gun and shot it up towards the sky like he was officiating a foot race.

In East Harlem, a city bus got hit with stray bullets during shootout between two gangs on the street in broad daylight, one of which almost hit a passenger. MTA drivers are now demanding to have kevlar vests as part of their work uniforms.

Also in East Harlem, three men chased another man on the street and caught him in the middle of the intersection and beat him down to the asphalt and left him unconscious. Then somebody driving an SUV ran over his head.

Again in East Harlem, a woman beat her aunt to death in their apartment and left her body in the bathtub.

And again in East Harlem, three men terrorized a woman on the street as they pistol whipped her and bashed her car with baseball bats with two children sitting inside.

And again in East Harlem, a man lurking on the sidewalk took out a gun and shot a man he was pursuing inside a liquor store as a number of people flee. The victim then went inside a deli next door and bled out and died from his wounds as other people walked around and over him continuing their daily routines in the most violent part of the city.

And again in East Harlem, a man jacked a SUV with an 11-year-old boy still sitting in the front seat while his dad went to buy food from a supermarket and left his car idling. After lying to the boy that he was his father’s friend, he damaged the vehicle while driving down the streets and then left the boy in the Bronx by himself after failing to steal his cellphone and then drove the SUV to South Queens where he abandoned it.

And again in East Harlem,  a man walked up to a park car and shot a drug dealer to death who was sitting in the drivers seat and wounded his nephew who was with him in the front seat.

In Midtown, a man stuck up another man at gunpoint on a street corner near midnight.

Also in Midtown, a fire went off inside a hotel that recently permanently closed for business.

Again in Midtown, Eric Adams vaccinated NYPD were deployed to a  cineplex to arrest 10 people who tried to go to the movies. Two of the people arrested were reporters covering the civil disobedience.

And again in Midtown at the 59th St. Station, an argument between two women escalated when one of them slashed the other in the head with a box cutter on the 6 train.

And again in Midtown at the 42nd St./Bryant Park Station, a homeless man attempted suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 7 train.

And again in Midtown, a man randomly punched another man in the face as he passed by him on the sidewalk an ran away. The victim happens to be a diplomat from South Korea.

And again in Midtown, a man sneaked up behind and sucker punched a 76-year-old woman in the head on the sidewalk.

And again in Midtown at the Grand Central Station, four men jumped a man heading for the S train and beat him up and stole his celly.

And again in Midtown, a sheet of ice from a billionaire’s row luxury tower landed on a car and injured a woman while she was driving by.

This tower. With the fucking slope.

And again in Midtown at the 53rd St./Lexington Ave. Station, a man yelled bigoted homophobic remarks at young commuter on the platform.

And again in Midtown, graffiti blight has come to an upper class enclave by the East River.

And again in Midtown, a fight between two women on the 5 train escalated when one of the woman slashed her foe in the head with a boxcutter.

And again in Midtown, the most looted chain pharmacy store in the area finally went out of business.

In Times Square, a man tripping out on hand sanitizer (!!!) punched a four-year-old boy in the head and knocked him down on the pavement as he walked past by his mother and aunt. The boy’s mother grabbed the perp and wrestled him to the sidewalk and held him til the cops arrived. The loon kicked one of the cops while resisting arrest, even though this guy was sprung four other times for past random assaults thanks to the state’s deformed bail reform law.

In the Upper West Side, a man complimented another man about his jacket, then he stuck him up at gunpoint and stole it off him on the street.

Also in the Upper West Side, thieves are stealing newspapers from subscribers from their porches, stoops and residential building vestibules and selling them on the streets and to bodegas.

Again in the Upper West Side at the 86th St. Station, a delivery worker caught a man lying when he asked him where he got a bin of packages his company ships and the skell claimed he worked for them also and was delivering them, but then he dropped it and made the dash when he got found out.

And again on the Upper West Side at the 72nd St. Station, a woman got punched in the face by another woman who then snatched her cellphone from her hands and ran off the 3 train. People need to take breaks from their social media during their commutes.

And again in the Upper West Side, a crossing guard daily yells bigoted and violent remarks at children and their parents, so the city transferred her to direct traffic and students somewhere else.

And again in the Upper West Side, a man died in a fire inside his apartment in a mesh covered building at the Amsterdam Houses.

And again in the Upper West Side, a church had to cordon off a row of steps with a chain and an un-Christian sign where homeless people were loitering, doing drugs and using as a toilet for months and also after fights broke out and passerby were attacked by them.

And again in the Upper West Side, residents subscription newspapers are being stolen from stoops by petty thieves for resale to bodegas and newsstands, snatching them while the delivery worker drops them off.

In the Upper East Side, two men held up an Italian restaurant at gunpoint in the early afternoon and tied up a waitress and then grabbed the owner when he just arrived. After demanding where the safe was and having trouble opening it because a lens popped out.

And again in the Upper East Side at the 86th St. Station, a man tried to assault a 6-year-old boy and his mother with a nightstick after the child accidentally kicked him on the 4 train.

And again in the Upper East Side at the 53rd St./Lexington Ave. Station, a woman robbed a purse off a commuter after she kicked her on the E train and got caught and arrested by the cops who caught her taking cash out of a wallet. The woman was released following her arraignment without bail despite 59 prior arrests including a robbery she committed at the 63rd St Station two days earlier because of D.A. Bragg’s decareration edicts.

In Washington Heights at the West 163rd St. Station, a man ambushed a woman while she was on her cellphone and held her up at knifepoint on the mezzanine, then he snatched her purse and ran away.

Also in Washington Heights at the West 181st St. Station, a man asked a young couple what time it was and was shunned profusely, so he stabbed the young woman in the arm with a knife.

Again in Washington Heights at the 168th St. Station, two boys stabbed a man during a mugging on the platform.

And again in Washington Heights, an off-duty cop got arrested for driving drunk after he reported his car stolen.

And again in Washington Heights, three people died in a car wreck after the driver lost control of his car while speeding on the highway and it crashed through the railing and landed on the train tracks below.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a man got pulled over by the cops in his car with tinted windows, then he hit the gas and crashed it and jumped out and fled. The man lost the cops by going up on the roof of an apartment building and then killed himself trying to jump to the neighboring building.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a couple stole over 4.5 billion dollars in bitcoin for their money laundering scheme.

Again in Hell’s Kitchen, a 15-year-old girl and her ex-boyfriend and his brother got into an argument on the street that escalated when her ex pulled out a gun and tried to shoot her windows at her apartment where she lived but the gun misfired. The girl called her father who arrived with a co-worker who was also on break from their jobs as Sanitation workers and then he took her ex and beat him down to the pavement while his co-worker held back his brother so he couldn’t intervene. Then his brother took his gun and shot her father in the leg twice and both of them stole his car and drove off.

And again in Hell’s Kitchen, a chain pharmacy finally closed it’s business after over a year of daily lootings.

In the East Village, a man shoplifted 10 packaged steaks from a supermarket as workers let him walk out the door. Then the man had difficulty carrying what he looted and grabbed a garbage bag from a street sweeper and put all the meat inside, but the sweeper caught him in the act and refused to let him take it despite the man’s promise that he would reimburse him.

Also in the East Village, a man shoplifted a couple cans of soda pop from the same supermarket where that guy stole all that meat. When stopped by a reporter on the sidewalk who asked him why he stole them, the petty thief justified it with a rambling defense.

Again in the East Village at the 14th St. Station, a homeless man stabbed a man three time in the thigh while he was break dancing on the L train. After the attack, the victim evaded his assailant by going out side of the train and holding onto to the car while going through the tunnel, which doesn’t make any sense at all.

And again in the East Village, stolen items and other pilfered merchandise were being sold on blankets on the sidewalk spanning the entire block. Which has been going on in this district for the last two years in concert with the looting of chain pharmacy stores, leading a bulk of them to close up shop for good or locking their products in glass cabinets.

And again in the East Village, a man beat the shit out of another man in front of a theater where the victim was about to perform in.

And again in the East Village, a man stalked a woman to her apartment building and grabbed her in the lobby and tried to rape her and ran away with her purse.

In Chelsea, a man got attacked by two men in front of one of Jeff Bezos’s supermarkets and got slashed in the face with a shiv.

Also in Chelsea at the 28th St. Station, a man sucker punched another man in the face on the 1 train and stole money off him while he was still dazed.

Again in Chelsea, a man sucker punched a sanitation worker in the head while he was hauling garbage into a truck. Who was able to execute this sudden attack because D.A. Alvin Bragg sprung him after he was arraigned for shoplifting and threatening a department store worker with a pair of scissors and one of his clerks took off that ultraviolent little detail from the police report to get him released.

In Tompkins Square, the Comcast/NBC network’s show Law and Order SVU’s producers evicted homeless people along with all their belongings and tents and replaced them with their homeless encampment with extras portraying the city’s most vulnerable and destitute. Probably the scummiest thing a tv show has ever done to this city.

In Soho, five men bum rushed an upscale fashion boutique, roughed up the security guard and stole over $45,000 of merchandise during a smash and grab robbery.

Also in Soho at the Spring St. Station, a man laid down on the tracks as the 6 train ran over him. He died from his injuries at the hospital.

Again in Soho at the Broadway/Lafayette Station, a man punched a 69-year-old man in the nose for no reason on the platform of the B/D/F line.

In Tribeca at the Canal St. Station, a man felt a woman up on the E train and then tried to rape her at the end of the car.

In Inwood, an app-food delivery man got beaten down by four men in an apartment building vestibule while he was about to drop an order off to a tenant.

Looks like a setup.

Also in Inwood, two men jumped a 17-year-old boy making a food delivery and held him up at gunpoint and stole $400 off him including the food he brought over. Which makes this look like it was a heist.

Again in Inwood, three men bum rushed a barber shop and targeted a customer and drew their guns on him and stole his jewels and watch collectively worth over $150,000.

In Union Square, a man slashed another man on his hand with a straight razor on the Q train and got away as the victim got off the train leaving a trail of blood on the stairs.

In the West Village at the 14th St. Station, a man randomly socked a commuter in the face who was waiting for the F train.

In Hamilton Heights, a man got stabbed in the back and leg while he was walking on the sidewalk at midnight and another man got stabbed in the arm five blocks away two hours earlier.

In Morningside Heights, a man walked into a chain pharmacy and when to the freezer aisle and was brazenly shoplifting pints of ice cream (which go for over $6.00) and then viciously assaulted a worker when she tried to stop him, as he punched her in the face and shoved her to the floor.

Also in Morningside Heights at the 116th St. Station, a man demanded another man and a woman who were smoking on the 1 train, and the offended smoking man stabbed him in the arm.

In Hudson Heights, a man held up two men at gunpoint while they were dining at a fancy restaurant and robbed over 140 g’s worth of jewels off them.

In Kips Bay, a man and a woman got caught shoplifting paper towels from a chain pharmacy and the man drew a box cutter on a worker who tried to stop them.

In Stuyvesant Town, a 13-year-old boy ignited fires on two apartment complex security golf carts and blazed up a pile of garbage inside a chain pharmacy store.

In Greenwich Village, a restaurant al fresco shanty set up covered with decorative twigs and ivy caught on fire.

Also in Greenwich Village, a woman punched her 81-year-old woman in the face and then slugged a cop while in custody following being charged for her arrest.

Again in Greenwich Village at the West 4th St. Station, a man slashed another man on the stairs on the mezzanine.

And again in Greenwich Village, students are engaging in wanton ultraviolence at a middle school, filming their fights and exploits on social media platforms as the principal refuses to discipline the boys and girls for their nihilistic behavior.

In Herald Square, a man got caught shoplifting and in possession of a loaded gun at Macy’s.

In NoMad, Gramercy Park, Union Square, East Village and Little Italy, a homeless man spent an evening walking through the city randomly assaulting Asian women in seven attacks where he punched them in the face using his fists and elbow.

In Downtown Manhattan, sheets of ice from towers came crashing to the ground during a blustery overcast afternoon.

Brooklyn

In East Flatbush, a man tripping balls on booze and drugs stalked a woman as she was walking to work and then whacked her with a stick from behind and stabbed her multiple times in a parking lot where she was taking a short cut. The woman made it to her destination with the knife still lodged in her back and later died from her wounds at the hospital. Her family was concerned about a stalker that was bothering her for weeks. Her killer lived a few blocks away from the supermarket where she worked at and was intoxicated when he committed the gruesome slaying.

Also in East Flatbush, a man shot another man to death and wounded two other men on the street, releasing a fusillade of bullets raining 24 shots on them in broad daylight.

Again in East Flatbush, a man killed his girlfriend in his car after crashing into a tractor trailer while driving drunk.

In East New York at the Van Siclen Ave. Station, a man sucker punched a woman and stabbed her in the torso multiple times on the platform.

Also in East New York, at the Euclid Ave. Station, a man fell off the platform as the A train arrived and broke his leg.

Again in East New York at the Broadway Junction Station, a man shot another man in the chest to settle an argument on the L train platform.

In Bed-Stuy, a man got shot to death by two men as he while sitting in a parked car after he recorded some rap songs at a studio that was listed on airbnb. In a press conference about the killing, Mayor Adams told the M.C.’s life story while pretending to cry, how he was another life lost to lack of public services and started to feign tears during a speech to bring down gun violence in the rap community, although the father of the victim accused Adams of lying about his son’s past to score political points and command more media attention. But probably also for Adams to get credibility for his ludicrous demand of social media platforms to ban drill rap music, inspired by President Biden’s similar demand to social media platforms to ban “vaccine misinformation”. No wonder Adams calls himself the Biden of Brooklyn (even though he’s from New Jersey Queens)

Also in Bed-Stuy, a man sneaked up behind another man and punched him in the head and ran away in the other direction.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a young man got shot to death while sitting inside a parked car in front of a building where he recorded rap songs in an apartment being used as a recording studio for rent on Airbnb.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a body of a dead man was found in a building under development that went on fire where squatters have been sheltering in for the last 5 years.

And again in Bed-Stuy at the Flushing Ave. Station, a rumble between two gangs on the platform led to three 16-year-old boys and a young man getting stabbed.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a fire ignited by faulty electrical wiring in a rowhouse building killed a woman and her 1-year-old baby daughter.

And again in Bed-Stuy, another fire at a rowhouse building killed a 74-year-old woman resident inside.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a 14-year-old boy got shot in the leg from a stray bullet in front of a high school in broad daylight after the school day ended with two cops on patrol sitting in a car nearby.

In Crown Heights, an 18-year-old woman got killed in a car wreck when her friend crashed his car into a lamppost while speeding down the street and evading the cops who followed in pursuit as the driver ran a red light while trying to drop her off at her house that was a few blocks away. Her two other friends got injured from the collision as well.

Also in Crown Heights, a man pulled out a gun and shot at the door of an apartment building four times after he couldn’t access the building after knocking on it.

Again in Crown Heights, two men got into a shootout with other gunmen in two different cars during a drive-by as they were walking on the sidewalk.

And again in Crown Heights, a man pulled out his gat and walked up to a car stopped at the light and shot at it multiple times in broad daylight. The driver of the vehicle suffered multiple wounds from the fusillade.

And again in Crown Heights, a man stabbed his roommate to death inside their apartment following an argument about the victim hogging the bathroom.

And again in Crown Heights at the Franklin Ave. Station, a Samaritan caught a man stalking a woman and intervened so she can flee from him, then the stalker attacked him and slashed him in the neck with a shiv.

In Cypress Hills, a man got shot to death on the street after he stepped out of his car in front of his house after he just got home from a late shift at his job.

In Bushwick, a man shot another man twice in the leg inside a public housing building.

In Brownsville, a 17-year-old boy got shot in the foot on the street in broad daylight.

Also in Brownsville, a man shot another man to death on the sidewalk and wounded a bystander coming out of a deli across the street with a fusillade of bullets in broad daylight. The killer spent over 40 rounds.

Again in Brownsville, an argument between two men in a hallway inside an apartment building escalated and then ended when one of them pulled out a gun and shot the other 5 times, wounding both his legs and arm.

And again in Brownsville, a woman got killed riding her ebike as a school bus driver failed to yield while making a turn and ran over her. The woman used the bike to commute, because it was cheaper than driving and safer than the subway.  She also used it for delivery work to save money so she could get out of this damn city with her family and was actually mocked by some of her neighbors for transportation choice.

In Manhattan Beach, a 99-year-old man going on his weekly walk to his neighborhood synagogue got killed while crossing the street by a real estate magnate who ran him over with his expensive car. The driver had multiple prior speeding and red light violation tickets and despite this recidivism, the cops did not collar him. Pedestrian fatalities from car accidents have gone up by 75%.

In Williamsburg,  a 15-year-old boy sneaked up behind a man and threw a roundhouse punch upside his head and also suckerpunched another man in the head in Bed-Stuy.

Also in Williamsburg, two men tagged a building and a school bus with swastikas.

Again in Williamsburg at the Marcy Ave. Station, a man attempted suicide by jumping in front of the arriving J train.

And again in Williamsburg and again at the Marcy Ave. Station, a man got irked seeing another man about to shoot up smack on the J train and told him to not do that, then the junkie hit him in the head with a pipe.

And again in Williamsburg and also Greenpoint, LIC in Queens and the LES, UES and Gramercy Park in Manhattan, burglars broke into a bunch of  “15 minute” “cloud” messenger grocery delivery service stores and stole laptops, unlicensed mopeds, e-scooters and ebikes in a two month crime spree. Ironically, customers of this convenient app service are not permitted to go inside these commercial spaces.

In Marine Park, a man got shot in the gut following a fight with his assailant inside an event space.

In Canarsie, a 17-year-old boy and a young man got stabbed during an outnumbered brawl with a gang of other men in a supermarket parking lot.

In Brighton Beach, two men barged into a man’s apartment after tricking him into thinking he got a postal delivery and then they beat him down and hog-tied him to the floor and robbed two watches worth over 350 large from him after they bribed his dog with a snack.

In Boerum Hill, a man got plowed by a car in a hit and run and flipped in the air like a bowling pin as he tried to cross the street.

In Gravesend, a gas leak explosion collapsed two connected houses at the break of dawn. The source of the leak came from the house that was abandoned years ago and the residents weren’t home in the next building. That’s some good kismet.

In Borough Park, a FDNY captain got busted for selling and trafficking ecstasy and steroids upstate.

Also in Borough Park, a gang of five teenagers raided a car parked in a Yehsiva school bus lot and then beat down a 70-year-old attendant who caught them in the act. The punks made off with a bunch of cell phone chargers after tussling with another worker who threw a thermos and his coffee at them.

In Prospect Heights at the Franklin Ave. Station, two men confronted a man on the platform and accused him of giving them a mean look, then one of them took out a hatchet and tried to chop him up.

Also in Prospect Heights, a man stole bags of mail from a green USPS box three times  in the last two months.

In Sheepshead Bay, a man got grifted by a woman pretending to be a bill collector and two men bum rushed his apartment and drew guns on him after he let her in. After shooting their mark in the leg during a brief struggle, they zip tied him and stole his cellphone and watch.

Also in Sheepshead Bay, a man got grifted by two men who he met to buy his car through a craigslist ad and they beat him up, stabbed him multiple times and stole his ride.

In Red Hook a man possessing a gun impersonated a cop filled up the tank for his car for free at a gas station.

In Gowanus, a young man got rowdy at a party at warehouse building “event space” and got kicked out by bouncers, then got into a brawl with them outside and pulled out a knife and stabbed one in the chest and the other in the back, killing one of them.

In Midwood, an 89-year-old woman walked out of her house on a freezing day and greeted a man who was loitering around drinking coffee. Then the man suddenly kicked her from behind like Hulk Hogan and knocked her down onto to pavement. Then he walked around her while carrying a shopping bag.

Also in Midwood, a 5-year-old boy got plowed by a car on the sidewalk when it was backing up out of a driveway.

Again in Midwood, a man ran up to a car and shot a livery cab driver in the back as he was letting a passenger out of his car

In Prospect Heights at the Grand Army Plaza Station, a man snatched a sneaker off a woman’s foot and ran for and hopped the turnstiles and escaped.

In Flatlands, a 17-year-old boy got run over by a car while crossing the street and died from his injuries.

Also in Flatlands, a 17-year-old boy approached another man on the sidewalk and slapped his face so hard his yarmulke fell off.

Again in Flatlands, a man got killed while crossing the street after getting hit by an SUV driver.

In Boerum Hill, an app-food delivery man drove his unlicensed moped on the sidewalk and grabbed a woman’s ass he rode by her.

In Fort Greene, a woman snatched 3 bucks from a tip jar on a bodega counter, then went apeshit and broke the store and door windows when she couldn’t get more money.

Also in Fort Greene, a man deliberately bumped into another man on the sidewalk and then beat him down to the pavement and robbed him.

Again in Fort Greene, a woman threw a bottle of bleach at a worker and another woman smashed a combo lock on her roommates at a woman’s homeless shelter.

In Clinton Hill, a woman left her citibike unattended and two men jumped on it and rode away.

In Sunset Park, a man stalked a woman from a train station and beat the shit out of her,  then masturbated on top of her and sexually assaulted her while strangling her at her apartment building before the sun came up.

In Bensonhurst at the 63rd St. Station, a man stabbed another man multiple times on the platform. The wounded victim got on the next train and met up with cops at the 20th St. Station but wouldn’t divulge his attackers identity.

In Kensington, a 65-year-old woman got hit by a car as she was crossing the street while the driver was making a turn into the intersection. She died the next day from her injuries. Failure to yield needs to be a more punitive charge.

A woman who ordered a ride on a car hail app nearly got kidnapped when her driver stopped his car after a few minutes and a white van arrived beside him. The woman instinctively knew something was rotten and fled from the car she was in, but then the driver in the white van pursued her down the street and then she cut down another block and hid behind a jeep and a pile of snow to lose the creeps.

A city bus got hit by a stray bullet that was centimeters away from the fuel tank.

Bronx

In Bedford Park, two men got into a fight on the street after getting into an argument at a baby shower in an event space inside mixed-use building nearby, then it escalated into a shooting duel as one of them killed the other with a blast to the head. Then the victim’s brother and his friends attacked him, causing the killer to drop the gun and he shot the man down in cold blood.

Also in Bedford Park at the Bedford Park Blvd. Station, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 4 train.

In Norwood, a man got shot to death on the street by another man who ambushed him as he came out of a store and blasted him five times from behind at point blank range.

Also in Norwood, a man attempted to rob an office by going through a first floor window, but it turned out to be a police precinct and he wound up instantly arrested after a foot pursuit inside the station

In Wakefield at the 241st St. Station, a man made lurid flirtations towards a woman on the platform. And after she ignored him and walked away, the man took a shit and put it in a bag and then walked up to her as she was sitting on a bench and smeared his poop all over her face and back. The man’s recent recidivism this year also includes two other assaults on the subway and grabbing a bunch of screwdrivers at a hardware store and challenging a worker to call the cops on him after he wielded one of them at him.

The Mr. Hanky of subway violence was eventually arrested by the cops for this fecal assault and for a bias attack against a Jewish man he spat on and took a swing at while smearing anti-Semitic remarks at him last year. The crapster had a good laugh with the cops by making bad puns about his latest offense and also called the judge a bitch while she was about to let him back on the streets again because of the bail reform laws.

Sure he’s having a bigger laugh at Mayor Adams when he threw a public tantrum about him being let loose to throw shit on others again when he decried the bail reform law even though he couldn’t do shit about it when he got spanked in Albany and left with only a pear and an apple from the Senate majority leader and no modifications to the deformed law and took his frustrations out on journalists. And if this isn’t absurdly surreal, a state assembly member is crafting a bill to make smearing poop on people a felony. So now we have to keep our eyes peeled for the next Shitman, because with all the mentally ill folks the city ignores on the streets and rails, it’s only a matter of time until the next brown betty surprise attack.

In fact, NYC’s Mr Hanky Jr. is already documenting his latest travails…

In Van Nest, a man invaded his ex-wife’s apartment by tricking their daughter into giving him her key and ransacked the place, then he ambushed her when she came home and stabbed her to death following a struggle with the knife.

In Mott Haven, a gang of seven men beat down and robbed eight working poor men in eight muggings in the span of 30 days during the early months of winter at the Patterson Houses. The thugs made off with over $3,700 in cash, audio devices and cellphones and one ebike worth $1,200 during the ultraviolent crime spree.

Also in Mott Haven, a woman got killed by a stray bullet that struck her head during a drive-by shooting as she walked on the sidewalk where two other men were standing. Both men the killer gunman aimed at hit both of them in the back, although one of the men was armed and attempted to shoot at the car as it sped off.

Again in Mott Haven, a woman got caught shoplifting clothes by a worker at a bargain department store and she slashed him with a screwdriver and knocking over a rack of shoes during a tussle to get away with 30 bucks worth of items.

In Throggs Neck, a ruckus went off outside an illegal nite club inside a commercial store and a man pulled out a gun and shot at other people inside and ran for it. Over a dozen men got arrested as the gunman and an accomplice are still on the loose a month later.

In Kingsbridge Heights, a man got shot to death on the sidewalk under building scaffolding and was found with crack on him during the CSI. The victim planned on leaving NYC because of all the guns on the streets.

Also in Kingsbridge Heights, a man stabbed another man in the neck to settle an argument on the street.

In University Heights, a fire went up on the top floor of an apartment building, leading to nine residents getting injured. Bronx is burning again.

Also in University Heights, a man got shot to death following an ambush by another man he was conversing with. When he got into a tussle with his acquaintance by his sportscar, a black car rolled up and then a man came out and blasted the victim in the dome from behind.

Again in University Heights, a man shot at a car from another car during a drive-by and hit a man in the back who was riding shotgun.

In Claremont, a man rolled up on the corner in his SUV, stepped outside and pulled a gun out and shot at a parked car three times, then returned to his vehicle and drove off.

In Unionport, a man got shot to death on the sidewalk and the murder weapon was left behind on the street.

In Foxhurst, a man robbed a clothing store by breaking the window with bolt cutters and robbed a laundry bag worth of merchandise. Then the fool went back the next day with an acquaintance.

In Fordham at the 183rd St. Station, a man stuck a shiv at a woman and robbed her wallet and celly on the platform.

In Fordham Manor, a man shot a 15-year-old boy on the leg from the backseat of a car during a broad daylight drive-by.

In Olinville, a 16-year-old got shot on the leg on the street early in the evening and wouldn’t rat on his assailant to the cops.

In Morris Park, two women drove to a hospital and left a woman for dead in the waiting room who was knocked out and covered with butt injection scars while lying to RNs that they found her at a nearby cemetery. She wound up dying on the operating table later on. The dastardly duo also left the car belonging to the woman behind as well.

In East Tremont, a city bus driver got assaulted by a passenger who whacked her in the arm with a branch from a tree.

In Highbridge at the 167th St. Station, a homeless man yelled at two women to be quiet, and then attacked them with a pole after they blew him off and hit her on the nose and broke a subway window.

Also in Highbridge, a man beat and strangled his cousin to death and stuffed her body into a plastic container and dumped her in a storage yard by the highway.

In Tremont, a young man held up three fast food restaurants and two pharmacies and robbed them collectively of $1,180 by feigning to be armed with a gun.

In Parkchester, a four alarm fire at a mixed use building destroyed a supermarket and the apartments above which left five families homeless.

In West Farms, a man and a woman were found dead from drug overdoses inside an apartment.

In Grand Concourse, a man shot another man on the leg on the street in broad daylight.

In Morris Heights, a homeless man got hit and killed by two cars while crossing the street after a hit-and-run driver plowed him and the victim got hit by another passing car from the impact.

In Hunts Point, a man killed himself crashing his motor scooter into a box truck as he tried to maneuver around it as the driver was turning.

An NYPD detective is selling guns  as a side hustle with guns he purchases where he lives in Rockland County to his fellow officers at his precinct after getting caught the first time by his commanding officer.

10 gangbanging aspiring rappers got caught stealing 4.3 million dollars of unemployment relief funding from the government during the pandemic using stolen and fabricated I.D.s.

8 men ran a fentanyl drug ring in the Boogie Down for two years. Their product led to nine overdose casualties

NYPD arrested 12 people who got caught shoplifting over $1,800 in diapers and miscellaneous products from chain pharmacies in 4 consecutive days.

On the Cross Bronx Expressway, a man and a woman got killed in their SUV which the driver crashed into a tow truck.

In Van Cordtlant Park, a man was found dead and frozen on a trail by a creek.

Queens

In St. Albans, a man got shot to death on the street in front of a nite club where he and his relative got into an argument and then a fight with two other people, including the assassin.

Also in St. Albans, a man got shot to death inside a house in a basement apartment.

In Jamaica, a man ambushed a woman walking on the sidewalk and stabbed her in the chest and then forced her to suck his dick. The he casually walked away and hes still on the prowl.

Also in Jamaica, a 7-year-old boy went to school with a loaded 9mm his father stashed in his backpack. This led to the cops going to his house and confiscating three more guns he was possessing and putting the cuffs on him.

Again in Jamaica at the Jamaica/Van Wyck Station, three men pounced on a man and beat him down and stabbed him in the eye and on his butt during a robbery attempt on the mezzanine. Lucky for the victim the hospital was about a yard away outside the station.

Seen only a few days before this incident

And again in Jamaica, a brawl on the boulevard led to a man getting stabbed to death and another man getting shot.

And again in Jamaica, an argument between two men on the sidewalk concluded when one of them shot the other in broad daylight.

And again in Jamaica, an off-duty C.O. got arrested for multiple animal cruelty charges and robbery.

And again in Jamaica and also Woodside, pimps and sex traffickers are still using hotels and motels for prostitution, because besides the homeless crisis how else is this industry going to survive in New York City?

In Briarwood at the Briarwood Station, a man stabbed another man in the arm on the platform. Lucky for the victim the hospital was a 3 minute dollar van ride away.

In Ridgewood, a man got clipped by an SUV as he was walking on the crosswalk and got knocked down on the asphalt while the driver was making a turn . Then another SUV driver making the same turn ran over his head twice with the front and rear wheels and both drivers kept going in a double hit-and-run.

In Far Rockaway, a woman driving an SUV with a learners permit lost control of her vehicle when she sped out of a parking lot,  jumped the curb and crashed into a car wash and killed a 10-year-old girl and injured a woman on the sidewalk.

Also in Far Rockaway, a man got confronted by two other men on the sidewalk and got shot in the leg by one of them.

Again in Far Rockaway, a 34-year-old fireman died of a heart attack at his ladder company house  after helping his fellow firefighters extinguish a blaze at a house. The FDNY union leader suspects that he and 5 other smokeeaters who also recently died unexpectedly soon were attributed to adverse effects of the COVID-19 vaccines that former Mayor Bill de Blasio and current Mayor Eric Adams induced on city workers for them to keep their jobs.

And again in Far Rockaway, a man hiding in a stairwell at an apartment building ambushed a young man coming out of his apartment and shot his leg.

In Arverne, a man got shot from a fusillade of bullets by two men who charged at him at a high school basketball court in broad daylight.

In Ozone Park, two men broke into a woman’s apartment and attacked her in her bedroom while she was sleeping with her 3-year-old son on her bed. Then after they punched her in the face and locked her and her child in the bathroom, they robbed $3,000 worth of jewels, a cellphone and $470 in cash off her and fled.

In South Richmond Hill, a man got into an argument with another man and shoved him to the pavement, knocking him unconscious. The man then robbed what was in his victim’s pockets. The victim died from his injuries a month later.

In Woodhaven, a man on a bike rode up toward a traffic light and lamp post and shot 16 rounds from a 9mm and 380 magnum at a red light camera and successfully put it out of service.

In Richmond Hill, a man lost control of his car while speeding and crashed into a lamp post, critically injuring himself and his two passengers.

In Jackson Heights, an 18-year-old man got shot to death while smoking pot with pals inside his brothers apartment when  a man busted through the door and blasted a few rounds during a botched weed robbery attempt. The bullet that killed the victim came from his friends gun when he tried to shoot the robber through the wall from another room.

In Elmhurst, homeless people continue to live in a tent encampment on the sidewalks of Whitney Ave.. Next they will set up on the open street on 34th Ave in Jackson Heights where there is more room.

Also in Elmhurst, a 77-year-old man died after falling off his bike from hitting a bump on the road.

In East Elmhurst, an off-duty C.O. went bonkers and yelled at six people at a diner and then grabbed a knife from the kitchen and swung it at one of the patrons and threatened their lives.

Also in Elmhurst, a man randomly slashed a 61-year-old man in the arm when he walked by him on the sidewalk, then the victim ran to the nearest subway station hoping to find a cop.

In Long Island City at the 21st St./Van Alst Station, a woman died sleeping on a bench with all her remaining belongings after spending four years living on the streets and the transit system.

Also in Long Island City, a taxi driver hit a man with his car as he was crossing the street heading for work and drove away. The man wound up with broken ribs and insouciance by the NYPD who have not investigated his case despite being given identification of the driver’s vehicle two months ago.

Again in Long Island City at the Queens Plaza Station, a homeless man kicked a woman from behind on the stairs and then repeatedly bashed her head with a hammer and stole her purse.

And again in Long Island City and Dutch Kills, over 2000 911 calls were reported over violent incidents and public peeing and shitting and drug abuse from residents from various hotel homeless shelters in the areas.

In Middle Village, two men beat down a 79-year-old man on the sidewalk and stole his wallet containing $1,000.

Also in Middle Village and in Sunnyside, a man held up two dollar tree stores at gunpoint and forced workers to open up a safe and empty their registers and made off with 2 large.

In Flushing, a man slashed a woman multiple times in a hallway inside an apartment building.

Also in Flushing, a man sneaked in the back door of a bubble tea store and stole an e-scooter.

Again in Flushing, a man snatched a thousand dollar cellphone out of woman’s purse while she was distracted at a mall.

And again in Flushing and Bayside, four men got busted in a gun running, ghost gun manufacturing ring they held at four different houses. Nearly 40 firearms, thousands of bullets and $50,000 in loose bills were confiscated.

And again in Flushing and most of northeast Queens, total wanton grand larcenies of small business stores this year have seen it’s biggest collective percentage rise in 30 years in the world’s easiest to steal from borough.

In Murray Hill, a man along with a few accomplices stole more than $120,000 in property and merchandise in a month long spree of home invasion burglaries.

In Astoria, a man got shot to death in a gang-related attack inside a public housing building.

Also in Astoria, cops nabbed a man possessing a loaded gun who was loitering by their precinct station.

Again in Astoria at the Steinway St. Station, a man attempted suicide by jumping in front of the arriving M train.

In Corona, a 16-year-old boy ran over and killed an 18-year-old woman on the sidewalk with his father’s pick up truck and crushed her against a building wall as he was coming out of an auto repair shop.

On the Grand Central Parkway, a highway patrol cop got knocked off his motorcycle by a woman who clipped him with her SUV making a dumbass lane change.

In Forest Hills, a chain pharmacy worker caught a man shoplifting in the act as he was piling 200 bucks worth of daytime and drowsy cough medicine and shampoo into his bag and then got stabbed in the hand when he tried to stop the thief.

Also in Forest Hills, vulgar bigoted graffiti was found spray painted on a dental office’s window.

Again in Forest Hills at the 67th Ave. Station, two men attacked another man on the R train and cut his head open during the beat down.

And again in Forest Hills, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of an LIRR train.

In Glendale, two men strolled into a gas station convenience mart and grab four 24 bottle cases of Corona and walked out the door with them. Then one of the thieves pulled a gun on the workers who tried to stop them.

Also in Glendale, a 16-year-old boy riding a motorcycle with a 15-year-old girl holding onto him on the back of the seat crashed into a car as he was making a turn into the intersection while the boy was speeding and running the red light. The girl died from her injuries three weeks later.

In Glen Oaks, a man walked into a children’s hospital with two ghost guns and threatened to shoot everyone inside. Following his arrest, a search warrant of his house revealed an entire arsenal of rifles and handguns, thousand rounds of ammo and bullet proof vests in his possession. If this maniac really wanted go on a mass murder spree he would have brought one of those rifles, but it sure looks like he planned on selling these instead of using them.

In College Point, a man shot at another man’s car and got into his own vehicle and bounced.

In Howard Beach, a man wearing a face mask because of pandemic indoor mandates robbed a bank of a grand by using a note.

In Rego Park at the Woodhaven Blvd. Station, a whipped out his choad and plums and masturbated in front of a woman on the R train.

Also in Rego Park, two men riding on an unlicensed moped rolled up by a woman on the sidewalk and one of them snatched her wallet and 200 bucks out of her hand as she was taking it out and sped away.

In Bayside, a gym teacher threw a boy against the wall following a dispute over a basketball in the hallway.

In Springfield Gardens, a box truck driver crashed into a car in an intersection, injuring two people inside.

Also in Springfield Gardens, an argument between two groups men got heated when a man pulled out a gun and started spraying bullets at his foes.

In South Jamaica, a teacher menaced and sexually molested a 17-year-old girl in the hallway of a high school.

On Rikers Island, an inmate was found dead in his cell, the cause unknown (??).

Staten Island

In Midland Beach, three men ambushed a married couple on their driveway at their house as they grabbed them as they came out of their car and threw the man down to the pavement and stole his wallet and ripped the woman’s purse from her grip and fled.

In Port Richmond, two men attacked two other men on the sidewalk as one of them bashed them with a plywood board and stole their money.

Also in Port Richmond, a man broke into a cabinet and countertop-making business and stole three employees paychecks and tried to cash them at a check cashing place.

Again in Port Richmond, a man approached another man standing in front of his house and pushed him to the pavement and stole a grand out of his pocket.

And again in Port Richmond, a man got held up at gunpoint on the street by another man accompanied by a woman and robbed 500 bucks off him.

In Stapleton, a man bashed a 71-year-old man with a pipe during a robbery of a bodega.

Also in Stapleton, a man opened a door to an unlocked car parked at a gas station and snatched a wallet from inside and bounced.

In Tompkinsville, a man walked into a barbershop and said something out of context before he held up a customer and barber at gunpoint and stole a wallet and two cellphones from them.

Also in Tompkinsville, a man broke into a train depot and robbed spools of copper wire worth 3 grand.

Again in Tompkinsville, cops nabbed a woman on the street with an automatic handgun.

In Elm Park, two men pulled off two smash and grabs of two cellphone stores and stole over a dozen cellies worth nearly $12,000.

In Meiers Corners, a gang of teenage boys have been tormenting and robbing from a vape shop for weeks, compelling the small business owner to defend himself with a pipe.

In North Shore, cops arrested a mentally disturbed man on the street for gun possession.

In South Shore, a man used counterfeit cash to purchase a gold chain from another man and got collared. The perp claimed the currency was legit because it was used in a rap video. Sounds like this could give bitcoin a run for it’s imaginary money.

In Charleston, a drunk man threw a drink at a woman and then plowed her with a roundhouse punch and knocked her out in a restaurant.

In West Brighton, cops busted a man with a bag of nearly 130 vials of crack he was selling from his car.

In Rossville, cops busted two women selling ecstacy, blow, smack and painkillers from their car.

In Mariners Harbor, a man recently bailed out for  got pulled over by the cops for heavily tinted windows

In Graniteville, a man and a woman beat down a man on the street and stole his groceries.

In South Beach, a man tripping balls on angel dust engaged in a car chase with cops.

In Richmond Valley, a man sneaked into a unlocked van and stole cash from inside it.

Shaolin’s schools are in need of school safety agents according to the NYPD and also the schools in the Bronx, to the point where one principal shut the school down and switched classes to remote learning because there wasn’t enough security (apparently physical violence and bullets are more deadlier than COVID). Too bad Mayor Adams decided to cut their budget after promising that he wouldn’t abandon them while having the swagger to condemn students for the meteoric rise in weapons smuggling into schools.